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comfy green fn morning

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Created: 2025-06-03 16:11:20
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  1. 1.
    >after a quick heatup, green hopped her way out to eat her breakfast in the living room
  2. 2.
    >holding the burning hot pot with a wing as her other three hooves focused on movement
  3. 3.
    >once on the ~loveseat~, carefully positioning her bad leg on two pillows so the heel of her hoof was just floating above the floor
  4. 4.
    >and then proceeded to sprawl out, covering as much real estate as possible
  5. 5.
    >both front hooves dangling over the ends
  6. 6.
    >and using both wings to feed herself some of that piping hot oatmeal
  7. 7.
    >her facial expression was glued to the same satisfied post-nut-busting face that she always had when in maximum comf
  8. 8.
    >this stuff was made with love after all
  9. 9.
    >as her wing shovelled a spoonful into her muzzle, green glanced outside
  10. 10.
    >beyond the small porch, the brown and green terrain wrinkled up and away into the next ridge up
  11. 11.
    >tall, thick and pointy spruce trees standing tall at sparse intervals
  12. 12.
    >3/4 of their leaves and trunks washed in white sunlight under a crystal blue sky
  13. 13.
    >green had no idea what time it was, but it looked like the hour you finally rose out of bed on a lazy saturday
  14. 14.
    >11:30 was her guess
  15. 15.
    >every so often the trees did a little sway, starting with bundles of rustling leaves and carrying into an ever so slight wave in the spruce's trunks
  16. 16.
    >it looked like the AC was on outside and in
  17. 17.
    >green shovelled in another spoonful
  18. 18.
    >maybe in a bit she would go outside like her marefriend suggested
  19. 19.
    >but first, to do some public relations
  20. 20.
    >it was monday morning, and as far as her job was concerned she was running two hours late
  21. 21.
    >greens saddlebag was on the other side of the room. damnit.
  22. 22.
     
  23. 23.
    >the jet black mare repeated the process of hoisting her injured body up and over to get her stuff, finally settling down 60 seconds later
  24. 24.
    >carefully stacking her leg pillows as she had them before
  25. 25.
    >now she can start PR
  26. 26.
    >her hooves are cold though
  27. 27.
    >which means she's cold
  28. 28.
    >and she doesnt know where the thermostat is, if this house even has one
  29. 29.
    >ugh, another mission
  30. 30.
    >green reluctantly accepted it
  31. 31.
    >back up
  32. 32.
    >over
  33. 33.
    >pluck the comfy time hoodie off the armrest
  34. 34.
    >and one sock...
  35. 35.
    >mother fucker.
  36. 36.
    >the other fell behind the ~ottoman~
  37. 37.
    >no way this thicc mare would squeeze the gap with crutches too
  38. 38.
    >gotta take the scenic route around the hangout setup
  39. 39.
    >there and back again
  40. 40.
    >and finally, for real this time, sprawled back out
  41. 41.
    >clothes on and successfully converted from cold mare to warm mare
  42. 42.
    >totally doesnt suddenly need to pee right now
  43. 43.
    >green whipped out her phone and flipped it open
  44. 44.
    >10:12, earlier than expected
  45. 45.
    >3 notifs in messages, no missed calls, and a couple bloatware shill notifications
  46. 46.
    >trying to ignore that she has to pee
  47. 47.
    >first things first, settle business
  48. 48.
    >itd be a lot easier to turn into business mode if she didnt have to pee
  49. 49.
    >tap through the menus to find her boss's number
  50. 50.
    >be really nice if she didnt have to-
  51. 51.
    >"UGH. FINE!" green dramatically threw herself back, waving the flag on having to get up for a third mission
  52. 52.
     
  53. 53.
    >"Good morning, this is Green. Hows it going over there?"
  54. 54.
    >..
  55. 55.
    >"Good, good. Hey uh, you know how I took a little trip this weekend?"
  56. 56.
    >.
  57. 57.
    >"Well, uh, I blew out my knee again playing basketball and, uh, I'm kind of stuck at my friend's house in Fork 'til I can see my Doctor next Friday"
  58. 58.
    >..
  59. 59.
    >"Yeah, appreciate it. I'll just eat the days if I have to. I've got my phone too if you really need me"
  60. 60.
    >...
  61. 61.
    >"How much PTO do I have anyways?"
  62. 62.
    >.....
  63. 63.
    >green fed herself another mouthful of oatmeal as there were only keyboard sounds on the other side
  64. 64.
    >...
  65. 65.
    >"Oh, sweet! Yeah I'll just use that, thanks."
  66. 66.
    >....
  67. 67.
    >"It's all on my desk."
  68. 68.
    >...
  69. 69.
    >"Was pushing about 180 last I tried, couldnt get it to stop burning oil though"
  70. 70.
    >...
  71. 71.
    >green laughed
  72. 72.
    >"Haha, well, 'the Lockheed way' am I right?"
  73. 73.
    >.....
  74. 74.
    >"Alright, well, my mm- friends getting back soon. Call me if ya need anything"
  75. 75.
    >...
  76. 76.
    >"Thank you thank you"
  77. 77.
    >.....
  78. 78.
    >"Awww, tell Wheely I said thanks."
  79. 79.
    >...
  80. 80.
    >"Alright, buh-bye."
  81. 81.
    >beep
  82. 82.
    >green closed her phone for no reason and floated it to her side
  83. 83.
    >and prompty consumed some more oatmeal
  84. 84.
    >green could see the bottom of the pot poking through
  85. 85.
    >shell polish it off soon
  86. 86.
     
  87. 87.
    >time to check the texts
  88. 88.
    >2 from her teammates
  89. 89.
    >1 from deep rest?
  90. 90.
    >open the one from deep rest, sent on sunday
  91. 91.
    >"Hai Greenie! Good luck in your tournament! xoxo"
  92. 92.
    >followed by a very pixelated gif of equestria-famous earthball player J. Orden doing his famous dunk
  93. 93.
    >her and blue dream did hang out before she left, word mustve spread
  94. 94.
    >shelf that one for now
  95. 95.
    >next was from heat wave
  96. 96.
    >"u good?" sent this morning
  97. 97.
    >obviously not, but whatever
  98. 98.
    >time to start tapping some numbers
  99. 99.
    >"shits fucked need surgery"
  100. 100.
    >next text, from "crimson fucker"
  101. 101.
    >"Sup greem, dunks tonight?" sent saturday morning
  102. 102.
    >aint even in town chief
  103. 103.
    >"yea pull up im ready to go" just to fuck with her
  104. 104.
    >to greens surprise, heat waves response popped up at the top
  105. 105.
    >"damn"
  106. 106.
    >20 seconds later
  107. 107.
    >"we got bounced in qs in OT by skits"
  108. 108.
    >green pictured exactly how it ended. the Skits were a good team too, tough to play in the second round of playoffs
  109. 109.
    >"homage couldnt score?"
  110. 110.
    >"yep"
  111. 111.
    >as green was typing out a response
  112. 112.
    >"she fucked us on a turnover"
  113. 113.
    >green snorted
  114. 114.
    >wasnt the first time, and wont be the last
  115. 115.
    >"what was the score of my game"
  116. 116.
    >the real question
  117. 117.
    >"51-32 us"
  118. 118.
    >green pumped her hoof
  119. 119.
    >justice was served with both an on and off court ass whooping
  120. 120.
    >"nice."
  121. 121.
    >"that stallion couldnt walk straight after we were done with him XD"
  122. 122.
    >green rose an eyebrow
  123. 123.
    >word choice buddy, learn it
  124. 124.
    >time to move on to another thread
  125. 125.
     
  126. 126.
    >greens phone slowed to a crawl as it loaded all the gifs in deep rests text thread
  127. 127.
    >this was more worthy of a phone call, but she knows deep rest cares, so she might as well drop the bombshell now
  128. 128.
    >"i actually got hurt" keep it short
  129. 129.
    >5 seconds later, her phone shook with a call from her bat friend
  130. 130.
    >green put it up to her ear
  131. 131.
    >silence
  132. 132.
    >"hello?" green answered
  133. 133.
    >"NOOOOOooooo GREENIEEEEEEE!" blasted through the phone, green yanked the phone away to save her eardrum
  134. 134.
    >deep rest's genuine despair echoed through the room
  135. 135.
    >"yeah..." green started blankly, "take a wild guess what happened."
  136. 136.
    >"what?"
  137. 137.
    >"my dumb ass ran to the same colt as one of my teammates and he crashed into me and i tore my LCL again."
  138. 138.
    >silence
  139. 139.
    >"OHHHhhhh poor filly! im so sorry green!"
  140. 140.
    >jeez, its not like her mom died
  141. 141.
    >"soooo liiiike, where are ya? are you ok? did you make it back to town?"
  142. 142.
    >"im in Fork right now, staying with my friend til i can see Grizz next friday-"
  143. 143.
    >"come on Greenie, we all know shes more than that" deep rest said joshingly
  144. 144.
    >green flushed purple momentarily
  145. 145.
    >"well ANYWAYS, ill be back for-"
  146. 146.
    >"whats her name?"
  147. 147.
    >green couldnt get the heat out of her cheeks
  148. 148.
    >"its morning glory..."
  149. 149.
    >"whats she like?"
  150. 150.
    >"shes a white and purple pegasus, kind of like rarity-"
  151. 151.
    >"going for the fashionistas huh?"
  152. 152.
    >"-nahhh shes not extra at all. shes actually, like, super sweet and smart, and... hot..."
  153. 153.
    >whys it so hot in here?
  154. 154.
    >no cut off from deep rest
  155. 155.
    >"she was kind enough to let me chill here for the next two weeks-"
  156. 156.
    >"whenre you gonna eat her carpet?"
  157. 157.
    >green spit out her nonexistant drink
  158. 158.
    >"UH-uhhh" was all she could sputter in a mix of caught off guard, turned on and embarassed
  159. 159.
    >deep rest cackled on the other side of the phone
  160. 160.
    >"im just messin with ya. be good now ok?"
  161. 161.
    >green was still recovering from the last comment
  162. 162.
    >"oh i will, say hi to dreamie for me ok?"
  163. 163.
    >"of course, mmmmmMWA!"
  164. 164.
    >green copied it
  165. 165.
    >"byeEEEE! HEY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH-"
  166. 166.
    >must be on a nurse shift
  167. 167.
    >greens cheeks were still hot from getting seen right through
  168. 168.
    >best she finishes her oatmeal

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