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comfy green fn morning

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Created: 2025-06-03 16:11:20
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  1. >after a quick heatup, green hopped her way out to eat her breakfast in the living room
  2. >holding the burning hot pot with a wing as her other three hooves focused on movement
  3. >once on the ~loveseat~, carefully positioning her bad leg on two pillows so the heel of her hoof was just floating above the floor
  4. >and then proceeded to sprawl out, covering as much real estate as possible
  5. >both front hooves dangling over the ends
  6. >and using both wings to feed herself some of that piping hot oatmeal
  7. >her facial expression was glued to the same satisfied post-nut-busting face that she always had when in maximum comf
  8. >this stuff was made with love after all
  9. >as her wing shovelled a spoonful into her muzzle, green glanced outside
  10. >beyond the small porch, the brown and green terrain wrinkled up and away into the next ridge up
  11. >tall, thick and pointy spruce trees standing tall at sparse intervals
  12. >3/4 of their leaves and trunks washed in white sunlight under a crystal blue sky
  13. >green had no idea what time it was, but it looked like the hour you finally rose out of bed on a lazy saturday
  14. >11:30 was her guess
  15. >every so often the trees did a little sway, starting with bundles of rustling leaves and carrying into an ever so slight wave in the spruce's trunks
  16. >it looked like the AC was on outside and in
  17. >green shovelled in another spoonful
  18. >maybe in a bit she would go outside like her marefriend suggested
  19. >but first, to do some public relations
  20. >it was monday morning, and as far as her job was concerned she was running two hours late
  21. >greens saddlebag was on the other side of the room. damnit.
  22.  
  23. >the jet black mare repeated the process of hoisting her injured body up and over to get her stuff, finally settling down 60 seconds later
  24. >carefully stacking her leg pillows as she had them before
  25. >now she can start PR
  26. >her hooves are cold though
  27. >which means she's cold
  28. >and she doesnt know where the thermostat is, if this house even has one
  29. >ugh, another mission
  30. >green reluctantly accepted it
  31. >back up
  32. >over
  33. >pluck the comfy time hoodie off the armrest
  34. >and one sock...
  35. >mother fucker.
  36. >the other fell behind the ~ottoman~
  37. >no way this thicc mare would squeeze the gap with crutches too
  38. >gotta take the scenic route around the hangout setup
  39. >there and back again
  40. >and finally, for real this time, sprawled back out
  41. >clothes on and successfully converted from cold mare to warm mare
  42. >totally doesnt suddenly need to pee right now
  43. >green whipped out her phone and flipped it open
  44. >10:12, earlier than expected
  45. >3 notifs in messages, no missed calls, and a couple bloatware shill notifications
  46. >trying to ignore that she has to pee
  47. >first things first, settle business
  48. >itd be a lot easier to turn into business mode if she didnt have to pee
  49. >tap through the menus to find her boss's number
  50. >be really nice if she didnt have to-
  51. >"UGH. FINE!" green dramatically threw herself back, waving the flag on having to get up for a third mission
  52.  
  53. >"Good morning, this is Green. Hows it going over there?"
  54. >..
  55. >"Good, good. Hey uh, you know how I took a little trip this weekend?"
  56. >.
  57. >"Well, uh, I blew out my knee again playing basketball and, uh, I'm kind of stuck at my friend's house in Fork 'til I can see my Doctor next Friday"
  58. >..
  59. >"Yeah, appreciate it. I'll just eat the days if I have to. I've got my phone too if you really need me"
  60. >...
  61. >"How much PTO do I have anyways?"
  62. >.....
  63. >green fed herself another mouthful of oatmeal as there were only keyboard sounds on the other side
  64. >...
  65. >"Oh, sweet! Yeah I'll just use that, thanks."
  66. >....
  67. >"It's all on my desk."
  68. >...
  69. >"Was pushing about 180 last I tried, couldnt get it to stop burning oil though"
  70. >...
  71. >green laughed
  72. >"Haha, well, 'the Lockheed way' am I right?"
  73. >.....
  74. >"Alright, well, my mm- friends getting back soon. Call me if ya need anything"
  75. >...
  76. >"Thank you thank you"
  77. >.....
  78. >"Awww, tell Wheely I said thanks."
  79. >...
  80. >"Alright, buh-bye."
  81. >beep
  82. >green closed her phone for no reason and floated it to her side
  83. >and prompty consumed some more oatmeal
  84. >green could see the bottom of the pot poking through
  85. >shell polish it off soon
  86.  
  87. >time to check the texts
  88. >2 from her teammates
  89. >1 from deep rest?
  90. >open the one from deep rest, sent on sunday
  91. >"Hai Greenie! Good luck in your tournament! xoxo"
  92. >followed by a very pixelated gif of equestria-famous earthball player J. Orden doing his famous dunk
  93. >her and blue dream did hang out before she left, word mustve spread
  94. >shelf that one for now
  95. >next was from heat wave
  96. >"u good?" sent this morning
  97. >obviously not, but whatever
  98. >time to start tapping some numbers
  99. >"shits fucked need surgery"
  100. >next text, from "crimson fucker"
  101. >"Sup greem, dunks tonight?" sent saturday morning
  102. >aint even in town chief
  103. >"yea pull up im ready to go" just to fuck with her
  104. >to greens surprise, heat waves response popped up at the top
  105. >"damn"
  106. >20 seconds later
  107. >"we got bounced in qs in OT by skits"
  108. >green pictured exactly how it ended. the Skits were a good team too, tough to play in the second round of playoffs
  109. >"homage couldnt score?"
  110. >"yep"
  111. >as green was typing out a response
  112. >"she fucked us on a turnover"
  113. >green snorted
  114. >wasnt the first time, and wont be the last
  115. >"what was the score of my game"
  116. >the real question
  117. >"51-32 us"
  118. >green pumped her hoof
  119. >justice was served with both an on and off court ass whooping
  120. >"nice."
  121. >"that stallion couldnt walk straight after we were done with him XD"
  122. >green rose an eyebrow
  123. >word choice buddy, learn it
  124. >time to move on to another thread
  125.  
  126. >greens phone slowed to a crawl as it loaded all the gifs in deep rests text thread
  127. >this was more worthy of a phone call, but she knows deep rest cares, so she might as well drop the bombshell now
  128. >"i actually got hurt" keep it short
  129. >5 seconds later, her phone shook with a call from her bat friend
  130. >green put it up to her ear
  131. >silence
  132. >"hello?" green answered
  133. >"NOOOOOooooo GREENIEEEEEEE!" blasted through the phone, green yanked the phone away to save her eardrum
  134. >deep rest's genuine despair echoed through the room
  135. >"yeah..." green started blankly, "take a wild guess what happened."
  136. >"what?"
  137. >"my dumb ass ran to the same colt as one of my teammates and he crashed into me and i tore my LCL again."
  138. >silence
  139. >"OHHHhhhh poor filly! im so sorry green!"
  140. >jeez, its not like her mom died
  141. >"soooo liiiike, where are ya? are you ok? did you make it back to town?"
  142. >"im in Fork right now, staying with my friend til i can see Grizz next friday-"
  143. >"come on Greenie, we all know shes more than that" deep rest said joshingly
  144. >green flushed purple momentarily
  145. >"well ANYWAYS, ill be back for-"
  146. >"whats her name?"
  147. >green couldnt get the heat out of her cheeks
  148. >"its morning glory..."
  149. >"whats she like?"
  150. >"shes a white and purple pegasus, kind of like rarity-"
  151. >"going for the fashionistas huh?"
  152. >"-nahhh shes not extra at all. shes actually, like, super sweet and smart, and... hot..."
  153. >whys it so hot in here?
  154. >no cut off from deep rest
  155. >"she was kind enough to let me chill here for the next two weeks-"
  156. >"whenre you gonna eat her carpet?"
  157. >green spit out her nonexistant drink
  158. >"UH-uhhh" was all she could sputter in a mix of caught off guard, turned on and embarassed
  159. >deep rest cackled on the other side of the phone
  160. >"im just messin with ya. be good now ok?"
  161. >green was still recovering from the last comment
  162. >"oh i will, say hi to dreamie for me ok?"
  163. >"of course, mmmmmMWA!"
  164. >green copied it
  165. >"byeEEEE! HEY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH-"
  166. >must be on a nurse shift
  167. >greens cheeks were still hot from getting seen right through
  168. >best she finishes her oatmeal

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