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[#1] List of unused prompts from Kinderquestria

By Anonistrator
Created: 2020-10-22 21:31:33
Updated: 2021-04-01 19:58:16
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/kinder/prompts

  1. Unused Kinderquestria prompts from Thread #1
  2.  
  3. >"It was horrible!"
  4. >"What happened?"
  5. >"It's Anon's marefriend she- she-."
  6. >"She what?"
  7. >"She ate all the fries and didn't leave any for Anon!"
  8. >Gasps are heard all around
  9. >"And then- and then she put her tuft in his face!"
  10. >"What's so bad about that?"
  11. >"Without asking first!"
  12. >The sound of a pony vomiting can be heard
  13. >"And that's not even the worst of it!"
  14. >"What could be worse than that?!"
  15. >"When he complained about her eating all the fries she- she- she- she-"
  16. >Tears start rolling down her face
  17. >"She-he-he-he-he bo-ho-ho-ho-hooped hiiiiiiiiim!"
  18. >Sounds of multiple ponies hitting the floor as they faint
  19. --------
  20. >Anon slips on a patch of ice
  21. >Breaks the fall with his hand
  22. >Gets a really nasty bruise that turns a dark purple
  23. >Nurse Redheart nearly vomits when she sees it
  24. >"Keep it together, Redheart. You didn't go through those years of school just to fall apart now!"
  25. >Applies ice to it
  26. >Anon leaves an hour later, and all his friends are waiting for him in the waiting room
  27. >Despite how silly this world is, Anon finds the gesture legitimately touching
  28. --------
  29. >"Oh Celestia he's not going down!"
  30. >"He's a monster!"
  31. >"My mane! He got my mane!"
  32. >You are Anon
  33. >And you are going to enjoy taking over the world with water balloons and super soakers
  34. --------
  35. >Celestia summons the Mane6 to Canterlot Castle to discuss a very serious issue
  36. >She got a vision about a long sealed bully breaking free to start bullying ponies all over again
  37. >Yeah, it's the dreaded Bully Bull
  38. >Legends say so many things about this meanie and his previous search for the dreaded Black Crown, which could make him immune to time outs and scoldings
  39. >Only the power of the Weelements of Harmony can stop this evil before he arrives to Equestria to kick sand on ponies' eyes or poke their food with it's dirty fingers, or...
  40. >Suddenly the room's door is kicked open
  41. >It's Anon
  42. >He's carrying a cracked baseball bat and he's wearing a dented black crown on his head
  43. >"Haha, oh wow. Hey poons, you will not believe what happened to me while I was doing the rounds to keep your faggy country safe and shit"
  44. >"See, this gayass bull popped out from nowhere and..."
  45. >Celestia and her ponies can only stare at him with their jaws hanging
  46. >"...again and again and again until this bat cracked and his balls exploded and..."
  47. >Celestia faints, the Mane6 quickly join her on the floor
  48. >"...blood everywhere but hey: free steaks and this bitchin' crown, yes?"
  49. ----------
  50. [Post number 33701852] With the adult ponies being this childish I wonder how the kids are like
  51.  
  52. >>33701852
  53. They act more adult that the adults in the show half the time anyways so in this universe I bet they're more uptight and serious than a drill sergeant before the magic of friendship just mentally regresses them or something.
  54.  
  55. >>33701917
  56. So Flurry Heart is the most mature known character at this point...
  57. ----------
  58. >Anon is picking wild berries with some ponies
  59. >Because yeah, the ponies might be pussies but they can cook a tasty jam like nobody's bussiness
  60. >A random pony discovers a path leading to a ravine covered with wildberry vines, so everyone decided to live dangerously and venture into this unexplored spot
  61. >Before they could trot in, a goblin-like creatire blocks their pass and points a round tipped knife at the ponies.
  62. >The faggy blade looks like an elementary school's safety scissor
  63. >"HEY, THIS SPOT IS MINE! NOBODY GETS IN WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!"
  64. >The ponies gasp in fear at view of this armed monster and all stop at once
  65. >"THE WILDBERRIES HERE ARE DELICIOUS BUT THEY ALL GROW TOO HIGH FOR ME TO REACH THEM! SO IF I CAN'T HAVE THEM, NOBODY WILL!"
  66. >The ponies nervously look at this angry goblin and then look at the tasty wildberries so close and yet so far from them
  67. >"B-but, but... sir, they all look so yummy and..."
  68. >"I SAID NOBODY CAN GET IN WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! NOW LEAVE BEFORE I GIVE YOU ALL AN OWIE!"
  69. >"Hey, faggot"
  70. >"Everyone turn their heads to Anon
  71. >"Can we have your permission to get in and pick some berries, dickmuncher?"
  72. >"WHAT?"
  73. >"Please, dickface."
  74. >"OH. GOSH... WELL, SINCE YOU ASKED SO POLITELY, I... I GUESS YOU CAN."
  75. >"Thanks, faggot. Let's go, pussies."
  76. >The ponies gasp in awe at this turn of events and slowly trot inside of the ravine, where they all fill their bags with berries
  77. >They they all leave with their sweet loot, but not before giving a couple bags to the goblin
  78. >"GOLLY! T-THANKS, PONIES."
  79. >"Please and thanks are the magic words, faglord. You know, some fuckin' education and gayass politeness will take you places. Right pussies?"
  80. >The confused ponies know there's a valuable lesson to be learned here, but they don't know where it is because Anon's poty mouth keeps confusing them."
  81. >"Tonight we will be boilin' sweet shit, motherfuckers!"
  82. >"Confusing them a LOT"
  83. ----------
  84. >Anon is chilling on a park bench
  85. >Suddenly he notices somebody is staring at him
  86. >It's Fluttershy, siliently looking at his eyes while holding a biscuits can
  87. >Sigh
  88. >This fucking place
  89. >Anon takes the can from Fluttershy's hooves and she immediately zooms a block or so away
  90. >All nearby ponies do the same and in a moment Anon is all alone in the park
  91. >He sighs and waits until Fluttershy waves a hoof at him
  92. >Anon opens the biscuits can with a muffled *POP* noise
  93. >Even from that far away he can hear Fluttershy's yelp
  94. >She quietly flies back to Anon
  95. >He gives her the open can, which she quietly takes from his hands and barely manages to calm down enough to make a small smile and mumble a quiet "T-thank you..." before fluttering away to eat her biscuits
  96. >Fucking ponies
  97. >Why the fuck they still make the popping cans if the noise scares them shitless
  98. >A small popping noise catches Anon's attention
  99. >It's Pinkie Pie, holding a few balloons
  100. >She petrified with fear because one of her balloons just exploded
  101. >This fucking place
  102. ---------
  103. >Anon is cozily tucked in bed
  104. >The ponies might be a bunch of sissies but they can build some really comfy beds, he thinks
  105. >And apparently they can build great doorchimes too, because he can hear somebody calling at his door even if it's already night
  106. >Sigh
  107. >Okay, it must be something serious if a pony dared to go outside while it's dark
  108. >*Stomp stomp stomp*
  109. >It's Twilight, carrying Spike on her back. And both of them look scared shitless
  110. >Sigh
  111. >"Lemme guess: It's the monster in Spike's closet again?"
  112. >Pony and dragon faintly nod
  113. >Sigh
  114. >Anon grabs a cracked baseball bat
  115. >"Yeah, let's finish this quickly"
  116. >The trio walks all the way back to Twilight's castle and gets inside of Spike's room, where a dark, open closet errily greets them
  117. >Sigh
  118. >"Come on, little buddy. You are way too old for this shit."
  119. >Spike looks as if he were about to cry
  120. >"Oh, come ON. Fine."
  121. >Anon stomps inside of the closet and immediately Twilight and Spike are shocked by some blood curdling screams and whacking noises coming from inside
  122. >Anon stomps outside, carring a blood stained baseball bat in a hand and dragging a bruised, bloodied monster with the other arm
  123. >"..."
  124. >"DUDE, WHAT THE HECK? I-I WAS JUST HIDING IN THAT CLOSET TO NOT SCARE ANYONE! WHAT HAVE I EVER DONE TO YOU, YOU BIG MEANIE?"
  125. >"Ah, shaddap, faggot." *CRACK*
  126. >Anon hands over the bloody bat to Spike
  127. >"Here, champ. Next time YOU get rid of the monster like the badass dragon you are"
  128. >Spike and Twilight say nothing because they already fainted while standing
  129. >"Pussies"
  130. >Anon walks away dragging the monster with him
  131. >"SNIFF... SERIOUSLY, WHAT HAVE I EVER DONE TO YOU?"
  132. >"I said SHADDAP!" (KICK)
  133. ----------
  134. >Ponies get mad that Anon didn't tell them when his birthday was
  135. ----------
  136. >that time Anon announced he went poo poo by himself and all the ponies congratulated him and hugged him and threw him a party all with complete sincerely
  137. ----------
  138. everypony sees Anon as a parental from his attitude and decision making, regardless of how he feels.
  139. ----------
  140. [Post number 33750255] >Monocellular Kinderquestria
  141. >Cute little pones absorbing things into their body
  142.  
  143. >>33750255
  144. >little poners can fulfill their "make some friends" homework assignments by befriending Anon
  145. >technically they're making a couple billion friends
  146.  
  147. >>33750519
  148. >Due to some fucked up 'MIrror-esque' shenanigans, Anon transforms into this strange, new Equestria.
  149. >No, he doesn't become a pony or whatever...but it might be arguably worse.
  150. >Somehow, he becomes Monocellular...however, that's no easy task with a being made up of so many god damned cells.
  151. >The Magic of the World utterly fucks up in such a beautiful way because Anon becomes a couple BILLION Anons.
  152. >Most keep the basic mindset of The Anon while others attempt to replicate the duties they were meant to do when they were just regular body cells.
  153. >Monocellular Kinderquestria has accidentally created an Anonymous Legion..
  154.  
  155. >>33750764
  156. I remember a prompt like this once where anon doesnt visibly change, but monocelluar equestria causes every single one of his cells to gain a consciousness and his sub-conscious basically becomes king by virtue of basically being that already.
  157. The main consciousness of anon is mildly perturbed when he realises he is effectively a personified nation unto himself.
  158. ----------
  159. >Anon arrives in Equestria..somehow.
  160. >He decides NOT to freak out and even goes out of his way to approach a pony and greet them!
  161. "Hell-"
  162. >That's when the Pony screams 'Stranger Danger' and runs off to be in a group with other ponies staring at Anon oddly.
  163. >..it was as if a bunch of school children were afraid of the big, bad adult.
  164. "The hell, I only said hi-"
  165. >"HE CURSES TOO! AHH!"
  166. >Life was...not going to be totally fun here, was it?
  167. -----------
  168. >Anon was a bit of a loner back on Earth
  169. >Never had that much physical contact with other people, it kind of makes him uncomfortable
  170. >Ponies hear about this and treat him like he is a victim of severe abuse
  171. >Now ponies go out of their way to give him lots of hugs
  172. >He resisted at first but now he just accepts it
  173. >Can never walk anywhere without at least one pony held in his arms or just clinging onto him
  174. >His social skills improve as he transitions from grumpily trudging around with annoying poners clinging to him to willingly carrying them and chatting as he walks
  175. >Carries a bag of candies with him that he feeds to the ponies as he walks, like feeding seeds to birds
  176. >If he lays down on the grass a living blanket of ponies will form on top of him within minutes
  177. >Anon realises how much his body was craving a simple hug and somepony to ask how his day was going
  178. >M-maybe he was abused?
  179. >Nah, this world must just be getting to him

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