Daybreaker & Anon


                                            >Day Daybreaker is series finale boss and everypony is here to stop her.

                                            >Everyone got that?

                                            >Be Anon, for some reason you're with clown show that is the heroines of this story.

                                            >Actually everybody that is anyone is here for this.

                                            >Especially folks that have no right to be here for this final showdown for all of Equestria.

                                            >Like you.

                                            >Back in the day you would've said Spike, but at least he can fly and resist fire.

                                            >Right, anyway.

                                            >The matter at hand.

                                            >Daybreaker gloats like a typical villain.

                                            >"Behold, I have all the power in the world. After separating from my weaker half."

                                            >Celestia is close by glaring, like, what she normally does to a villain.

                                            >Really not sure why she bothers to do anything.

                                            >Daybreaker continues like usual with that Canterlot Royal Voice.

                                            >"I've taken the Elements of Harmony, all the ancient artifacts, and powerful tomes that could've used to stop me. Unlike every foal before me, I've planned for every outcome. Discord is powerless. I've watched every tool and trick you fillies have, and now you have no answer to stop me."

                                            >Twilight Sparkle and company stand resolute.

                                            >Bookhorse starts to rattle off some kind of nonsense about friendship, blah blah blah.

                                            >You're sure she's going to pull something out of her ass.

                                            >Whatever, give emotional support and be back for lunch.

                                            >Daybreaker doesn't seem impressed by the bravado the girls show.

                                            >"You still doubt my power? I have no desire to turn you all into ashes, I have that much mercy. However, perhaps a demonstration is in order."

                                            >Magic grabs you.

                                            "Oh shit."

                                            >Dash tries to grab you as you quickly yanked by the sun tyrants side.

                                            >"This human, Anonymous."

                                            "Oh hey there. I was really just hoping to be in the background of all this."

                                            >Twilight and other unicorns try to teleport you out to safety, but fail.

                                            >"He is magically resistant to an legendary degree. So here in this I will show you all what I am capable of. Though the glorious sun adorn my flanks, I can cast magic even experts have no hope to match. Behold permanent transfiguration and genderfication."

                                            >Twilight is quick to object.

                                            >"Daybreaker, you can't change the gender of anypony. It's impossible. Please, forcing this much magic will kill him."

                                            >Applejack and Dash charge in to save you, only to be stopped by magical golems.

                                            >Doesn't matter, there is a bright light and you lose consciousness.

                                            >...

                                            >Well you don't feel pain.

                                            >So that's a plus.

                                            >Flutter your eyes open.

                                            >Everyone is staring at you in shock.

                                            "Shit."

                                            >Shit, you sound fucking gay now.

                                            >Look at yourself.

                                            >Green, earth pony mare.

                                            >Earth pony?

                                            >Of all the lame things, she didn't ever turn you into a cool one.

                                            "What is this!? Why not a pegasus or unicorn?"

                                            >"That's what the problem is!"

                                            >Apples objects, but seriously yes it is.

                                            >Twilight is furious.

                                            >"You won't get away with this. We will win the day from you. Even with your powerful magic.

                                            >Daybreaker hasn't said anything.

                                            >She's just staring at you.

                                            >Intensely.

                                            >Soul piercing stare.


                                            >You can see the flames dance in her eyes.

                                            >The fiery aura gets warmer in the room.

                                            >"I give up."

                                            >There is a pregnant pause.

                                            >They're all waiting for the fake out.

                                            >Your floppy ears focus straight at her.

                                            "Come again?"

                                            >Daybreaker takes off her armor, the crown, the magical doodads.

                                            >"You can have it all back, Equestria, the trinkets, everything. Celestia, the throne is yours again."

                                            >You want to scream out a what.

                                            >Pinkie beats you to it.

                                            >A cacophony of noise is heard as the ensemble cast shouts out in confusion in the turn of events.

                                            >Princess Celestia moves them aside as she tries to catch up with Daybreaker who is dragging you along.

                                            >"Daybreaker what is the meaning of this?"

                                            >The former tyrant glances at her counterpart.

                                            >"I'm going to marry this mare. That's all I need."

                                            "What do you mean!? You just made me this way not even a minute ago!"

                                            >"Yes, and you're perfect. Everything about you is what I want."

                                            >Holy balls, she means it.

                                            >Celestia is flabbergasted, Luna looks peeved, Cadence is smiling wider than Pinkie Pie and clopping her front hooves together.

                                            >The traitor.

                                            "Girls? Anyone? Please help me."

                                            >Twilight picks up her jaw that had dropped on the floor.

                                            >"Anon. I'm sorry. We don't have the power to change you back. Only she does, or did."

                                            >Desperately you look for a way out.

                                            "Hey, hey now. Daybreaker."

                                            >"You may call my My Flame, my little light."

                                            "How is this anything what someone like you could want? You're tall, pure white fire, powerful, lean. I'm flabby, shortish, thick. There is no way anything about me is what someone like you would want."

                                            >She stares at you, wings flare out and takes off out of the room with you in tow.

                                            >"Oh my dear little light of mine, I will show you exactly what I see in you."

                                            >You're boned.

                                            ----

                                            >You were indeed boned.

                                            >Some time later, you're sitting down with Twilight Sparkle over tea.

                                            >Haven't said anything to her.

                                            >At least she looks guilty still.

                                            >Unlike the others.

                                            "I still miss my balls, Sparkle."

                                            >"I know, I know. But you saved Equestria. You'll always be remembered for your sacrifice."

                                            "I remember my balls being sacrificed Sporkle."

                                            >"She's not abusing you now is she?"

                                            "No."

                                            >Twilight sighs.

                                            >"Well that's good."

                                            "I'm just pregnant now."

                                            >The soup she was drinking spurts out like a fountain.

                                            >"What!?"

                                            "She took our eggs and did some weird magic ritual. We're both going to have gay lesbian spawns."

                                            >Twilight lowers her voice a great deal.

                                            >"I couldn't even tell. You can't tell anypony about this. Princess Celestia hasn't been the same since that day."

                                            >You couldn't give her a more 'fuck off' stare.

                                            "Oh poor her."

                                            >"I'm serious, she's jealous that her evil counterpart found true love and is living her best life."

                                            "I am a man that is about to give birth. Come back to me with something less petty."

                                            >This is your life now.

                                            >Daybreaker's wife/husband, soon mom.

                                            >Anonmare signing off.


                                            >Day it feels like you're talking to an Ex that you never had in Equestria.

                                            >Well this is weird.

                                            >Sitting in the gay bath house with royalty.

                                            >It's gay 'cause there's only females here.

                                            >Celestia, Luna, Cadance, and you.

                                            >In a bath house having tea.

                                            >Technically you're royalty according to them.

                                            >But you see bullshit, at best your a consort for a tyrant who's reign lasted for one minute.

                                            >Also, they've never invited to these shindigs before.

                                            >Cadance is the only one happy to be here.

                                            >"Anon! Anon! Hi Anon!"

                                            >Pink horses are all insane.

                                            "Hello princess."

                                            >"Oh don't be that way, we're all equals here."

                                            "Not by choice."

                                            >Luna mutters something in her cup.

                                            >There are bags under her eyes.

                                            >Celestia stirs her tea, a tea that hasn't stop boiling in her magical grasp.

                                            >Cadance can hardly sit in her chair.

                                            >"So, how's your relationship going?"

                                            >Stare at her, wondering what to say.

                                            >Pink equals insane.

                                            >Not dumb.

                                            "I've been adjusting."

                                            >"A good adjustment right?"

                                            "Cadance. I was a man for all of my life until now. There is a lot to adjust to."

                                            >"Oh come on, by now you should have gotten to the swing of things."

                                            >Glare furiously at her.

                                            >Demonstrate your point by trying to pick up the teacup with your hooves.

                                            >It breaks.

                                            "I. Can't. Do. Shit."

                                            >For the first time, Celestia chimes in a little too calmly for your liking.

                                            >"Hmm, I see. That is a problem."

                                            "So forgive me, if I will be a total mess for a long time, as opposed to only a lesser mess when I was just a man living here."

                                            >Cadance uses a spell to fix your teacup.

                                            >"Right, sorry. Didn't consider that, but I was asking about your relationship."

                                            "If there is an issue I'll consider talking about it."

                                            >"Foals along the way will make things more complicated. Oops!"

                                            >Cadance covers her mouth.

                                            >The other two sigh.

                                            >You know you haven't told anyone.

                                            >Did Twilight talk?

                                            "Foals? When has that been brought up?"

                                            >Luna flicks a wing across Cadance's nose.

                                            >"There are now four minds dreaming in your home."

                                            >Ah, they've been keeping tabs on you.

                                            >Well, watching Daybreaker.

                                            "So you decided to ask me."

                                            >Celestia nods.

                                            >"She, her, well Dawnbreaker, did she, are you two?"

                                            >Cat's out of the bag, or better yet horse is out of the barn.

                                            "We're both expecting. She has one, and so do I."

                                            >Cadance practically whoops and starts to dance in the background.

                                            >The other two princesses are less enthused.

                                            >You are the most less enthused.

                                            "Power and love and friendship right."

                                            >Celestia's tea has evaporated.

                                            >"Of course. Have you chosen a name?"

                                            "Nyx and Dyx."

                                            >Dyx is your child, 'cause you miss your dick.

                                            "So how upset are you?"

                                            >Celestia's eye is twitching, just a slight one, but you've never seen it happen.

                                            >"Please do not take this the wrong way, but I have no idea why she has fallen so hard for you."

                                            "Right, she's supposed to be a side of you."

                                            >"A suppressed side."

                                            >Luna answers, sounding more upset at her sister.

                                            >Celestia doesn't answer.

                                            "I am aware of my many faults."

                                            >"Are you?"

                                            >Celestia actually slaps her mouth.


                                            "Wow. I mean wow. That sounded vitriolic. Who do you hate more, me or her?"

                                            >"I'm sorry."

                                            "No, no. I'm sure having to see a more suppressed side come to life brings much self-reflection."

                                            >"Indeed."

                                            >Luna the ever present peanut gallery acknowledges.

                                            >Celestia shakes her head, almost hides her eyes with that flowing mane.

                                            "Well good news, you all going to be aunts."

                                            >"I know! My little Flurry is going to be the best older cousin!"

                                            >Cadance is really taking this in stride.

                                            >You don't share it.

                                            "Well here's some vitriol to share. I'm still furious you all made me a sacrificial lamb. This was a problem you let happen, fucked around, and I'm the one who found out. I hope whatever spawn comes out of me burns down your castle to the down. Or at least eats your favorite cake when you're not looking."

                                            >Celestia sits up straight as you continue.

                                            "So whatever jealousy you having brewing in your mind, cut the crap."

                                            >Stand up in your own chair as you point at her, balancing poorly on the chair.

                                            "My ass has to live with your mistake, you get to sit up in your ivory tower. Unless..."

                                            >Glare at her.

                                            "Did you ever have foals?"

                                            >Luna looks away, deciding her empty tea cup was more interesting.

                                            >Celestia stands up, and walks around the table to you.

                                            >Stare right up at her, feels like staring at Daybreaker.

                                            >She looks you over.

                                            "Hey eyes up here. I don't wear pants anymore, but I ain't an open invitation."

                                            >"Do you have to name her Dyx?"

                                            "Oh my God, you are just like her. I'm going home now."

                                            >Take one big slurp from your cup and bounce.

                                            "Later princesses. Try not to bring about another calamity that's been hiding for a thousand years."

                                            ---

                                            >Be Celestia.

                                            >"Sister, is it the attitude perhaps?"

                                            "Luna."

                                            >"Oh, perhaps she reminds you of cake because she is so fat now."

                                            "Anon is not that fat."

                                            >"She jiggles like your jello cakes."

                                            "I like stallions."

                                            >"Careful sister, suppress your desires like that again and maybe we'll get a new version of you. Molestia, all mares beware."

                                            >You're going to switch out her coffee for decaf later.

                                            >Surprise sequel, the end.


                                            >Day when did you become the soccer mom in Equestria?

                                            >Well it isn't soccer, but something somehow lamer.

                                            >Buckball.

                                            >These ponies combined soccer and football in a weird way.

                                            >The rules make no sense, and you hate watching it.

                                            >Too bad your kids joined their little league version.

                                            >Be Anon.

                                            >Anonmare, wife/husband to Daybreaker.

                                            >Also tard-wrangling foals right now.

                                            "Nyx, Dyx, stop being bone-headed and fighting each other!"

                                            >"But mom, Dyx is being a dick."

                                            >"Nyx stop being a wimp."

                                            "Get your tails out there before I drag you both by the ears home."

                                            >They grumble, but ultimately listen.

                                            >Trot up to the bleachers and sit down.

                                            >Most of the ponies give you a healthy bubble of space.

                                            >"Anon. Get up here."

                                            >A healthy bubble of space thanks to the ex-tyrant wife, Daybreaker.

                                            >"I have acquired a hat of support for this team. Wear it for our fillies."

                                            "Please tell me you got us beer as well."

                                            >"Not that kind of game my light, but we will celebrate later."

                                            >The game starts, one would think having alicorn fillies would give them a leg up on the competition.

                                            >They thought so, but reality seldom meets expectations.

                                            >Hard headbutts, trampling, balls to faces.

                                            "Wreak that brat! Make them cry!"

                                            >Nyx is crying.

                                            "Show them your war face! Teach them fear!"

                                            >Dyx is getting tossed.

                                            "Get back up and put them down harder!"

                                            >Ok, maybe you do get into it a little hard.

                                            >Mare you may be, man you'll always be in your heart.

                                            >Daybreaker has a small blush at your enthusiasm.

                                            >Team is about even, neither team doesn't know how to play the game well, but that doesn't matter to you.

                                            >It matters.

                                            >"Honey. My light. Almost half-time, here are the snacks for the team."

                                            "Hmm? Oh right, the oranges."

                                            >Grab the bag with your mouth and do an awkward side shuffle down the bleachers.

                                            >Horsie moves will never get easier, but you don't trip this time.

                                            "I'm coming. I'm coming."

                                            >The girls are panting in the grass.

                                            >Slowly they rise like the undead to claim what little carbs orange slices could give.

                                            >Other fillies and colts join them.

                                            "All right, one at a time. No need to get grabby."

                                            >Sure enough little noses are pushing past you to get the best smelling treat.

                                            >"Thanks Anonmare."

                                            >"Y-yeah. Thanks Mrs. Anon Daybreaker."

                                            "Anon is fine."

                                            >"Thanks mom!"

                                            "You're doing great out there kids."

                                            >They're all happy, but your ears catch some conversation.

                                            >"Dyx, dude, how do you do it?"

                                            >"What are gibbering on about now?"

                                            >"You're mom. She's a total MILF."

                                            >"She's literally the copy of Aunt Celestia. Of course she is."

                                            >"Not her."

                                            >No.

                                            >"Anon mom? I, uh, you sure?"

                                            >"Bucking tartarus, she has it going on. Humph."

                                            >"Not you too. What is up with colts in my class."

                                            >Nyx approaches her sister and the colts.

                                            >"Ew, not you all too. That's our mom."

                                            >The colts nod in agreement with each other.

                                            >"She's hot. I'd totally tap that."

                                            >"You'd get turn to ashes, but stallion that would be a worthy death just to tap that MILF."

                                            >No, no, no.

                                            >Your stomach churns.

                                            >Hold it together.

                                            >Don't start a scene.


                                            >Make your way off the field, not up the bleachers.

                                            >Behind the bleachers.

                                            >Children.

                                            >Children called you a MILF.

                                            >You want to hurl, if you had beer you would be right now.

                                            >How has your life gotten here!?

                                            >"Anon? My light? You look terribly distressed."

                                            >Daybreaker snuck up behind you.

                                            >She's too tall to hide behind the bleachers.

                                            "Hey. Just give me a moment. You can head back."

                                            >Her wing drapes over you like a shield.

                                            >She likes to do that to you.

                                            >"What happened?"

                                            "Daybreaker. I'm a--"

                                            >Realization falls on your face.

                                            "I'm a MILF."

                                            >A small snort escapes her.

                                            >Daybreaker's cheeks puff out.

                                            >She's trying to suppress a laugh.

                                            >Looking away as a tear surfaces from her eyes.

                                            "A MILF!"

                                            >"I heard you. Give me. Just give me a moment to compose myself."

                                            >Evil Celestia looks down to you.

                                            >Then breaks down laughing.

                                            >"Anon. My light. You can't look that way and not expect me to be able to hold it together."

                                            "You're a thousand year old super horse, my Flame. I have high expectations of you. How am I a MILF?"

                                            >"Have you considered that you might be attractive?"

                                            "Be serious!"

                                            >"My little light. Regardless how you see yourself other's were bound to find you attractive."

                                            "I will never understand ponies."

                                            >Stop a moment.

                                            >Both of you look up to the herd of ponies looking over the bleachers as you talk with your wife.

                                            "Do you all mind?"

                                            >"No. This is better than the game."

                                            "Go watch your kids!"

                                            >"Nopony is a goat here."

                                            "Fine then you asses."

                                            >"Or donkeys."

                                            "Which one of your colts called me a MILF?"

                                            >"You know what, the game is more interesting now."

                                            >Can't help but facehoof.

                                            >Wife gives you a pity pat on the back.

                                            >"There there, I'm sure nothing will come to this."

                                            ---

                                            >"Hey mom, check out this cool new song. I'm in it!"

                                            >You listen.

                                            >"Dyx's mom has it goin' on. She's all I want and I waited for so long."

                                            >Oh fuck no.

                                            >Surprise Trilogy, The End.