Rarity's Maid


                                            (Based on: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/291523/raritys-makeover)


                                            > Be Rarity's unicorn maid, Sliver Platter. That wasn't always your name. Nor were you always a unicorn mare. You were a human man. But thanks to that purple bitch messing with that damn mirror, you're now stuck in this world as a unicorn mare.

                                            > But hey, at least you enjoy your job. You even got your cutie mark the day you first started working for Rarity. A silver platter. Hence your new name.

                                            > It took you awhile to get used to this mauve body with your long blue curly mane. And even longer to learn magic. But it definitely made your job a lot easier.

                                            > Rarity herself is quite the pleasant mistress. She pays you well and lets you sleep in one of her spare rooms. She's also one of your few friends. Even if you don't get along with one of her other other friends.

                                            > Right now your mistress has tasked you with picking up her sister Sweetie Belle and her friends, the cutie mark crusaders. You've never been particularly fond of children, but you tolerate them for Rarity.

                                            > "Hello Silver Platter!" Sweetie Belle squeaks happily. Bouncing up and down excitedly around you. It's quite adorable.

                                            > Her friends quickly join her. Quickly surrounding you. It makes your head spin a little. You clear your throat to catch their attention.

                                            > "Girls, please calm down and follow me in a straight orderly line. Mistress Rarity has ordered me to take you three to carousel boutique and watch over you until she gets back later this evening." You try to say as professionally as possible. Giving the trio a stern look.

                                            > "Awhttp://www..." The trio say in unison. Lining up behind you as you guide them to the boutique. All three fillies looking at the ground disappointed.

                                            > Eventually you arrive at Rarity's shop. Escorting the trio of fillies in. Keeping up your stern expression.

                                            > The crusaders begin to chat amongst each other. You don't really pay attention to what they say. Just watching them silently. As long as they don't get in trouble or make a mess, you're happy to let them do whatever they want.

                                            > "Can we go outside, Miss Silver?" Sweetie Belle asks. Looking up at you with her big green eyes.

                                            > "No, you may not, mistress Sweetie Belle. Mistress Rarity specifically told me to make sure you and your friends stay here until she returns." You say bluntly. As stern as ever.

                                            > "Pretty please!" Applebloom pipes up.

                                            > "We promise to behave!" Scootaloo shouts.

                                            > You sigh. Grumbling to yourself. "No means no. Now please go up to your room to play. I'll prepare dinner for you girls."

                                            > The girls head upstairs, looking disappointed. While you head into the kitchen. Preparing a nice hot pizza that you made from scratch.

                                            > You head upstairs to Sweetie's room. "Girls, it's dinner ti-" Your heart sinks and you begin to panic as you see that the room is empty. Rushing downstairs, your uniform's dress waving slightly from how fast you're running, you see the front door open.

                                            > You rush out. Looking around for them. Trying your best not to be overwhelmed with panic. Nearby objects being enveloped by your bright pink magical aura and tossed around in your desperation to find the fillies.


                                            > Be Sweetie Belle.

                                            > You and the other crusaders have snuck out to try getting your cutie marks in pickling.

                                            > But then you hear the sounds of things being tossed around and general commotion. You turn around to see silver plater freaking out and tossing things around with her magic. A manic look on her face and her uniform covered in dust and dirt.

                                            > Perhaps you and your friends should start running.

                                            > Eventually you and your fellow crusaders arrive at Twilight's castle after successfully sneaking away from the rampaging maid.

                                            > "Hey girls, what brings you here?" Twilight asks curiously.

                                            > "W-we just wanted to hang with our favorite princess." Scootaloo says, stuttering a little.

                                            > "Awww! I'm flattered." Twilight responds happily. "Please, follow me. Spike just finished making dinner."


                                            > Be Silver Platter.

                                            > You've torn up the entire town looking for those damn fillies. According to one very terrified stallion selling cucumbers, he saw them approach the castle of HER.

                                            > Hesitantly, you approach the door and knock.

                                            > Spike opens up the door and smiles at you. "Yo Silver! Didn't except you to come here. Normally when you want to hang, you usually ask me when I'm at Rarity's. I know you don't exactly get along with Twilight."

                                            > You sigh. Despite him being the bitch's assistant, he was one of your closest friends. Being one of the few people who know about who you once were. "Unfortunately I'm not here to hang out with you. I'm looking for a certain group of crusaders who snuck out of Rarity's boutique while I was cooking dinner for them." You say that last sentence with quite a bit of venom.

                                            > Spike chuckles nervously. "Th-they're in the library. Want me to take you there?"

                                            > You nod, following the tiny purple dragon.


                                            > Be Twilight Sparkle.

                                            > Currently you're reading a book about cutie marks to the crusaders. Who are listening to it happily, their eyes wide and full of joy.

                                            > The door to the library creaks open, a nervous looking Spike entering. Following behind your assistant is- it's Silver Platter. And she's looking especially angry. Her normally flat and neat mane is a mess and her typically pristine uniform is covered in dust and dirt.

                                            > Fortunately for you, she's glaring at the crusaders and not you.

                                            > "You girls are in so much trouble once mistress Rarity arrives back. Sneaking out like that. For shame!" She scolds. Her horn glowing as she picks up the three fillies with her magic.

                                            > The crusaders look equal parts sad and afraid. Clearly not looking forward to whatever their punishment is going to be.

                                            > And as if on cue, you hear your front door opening downstairs. Rarity shouting. "Twilight darling!~ Me and Pinkie finished dealing with that friendship problem!~"

                                            > "Well we're doomed." Applebloom says bluntly.


                                            TIMESKIP


                                            > Be Silver Platter.

                                            > You're currently chatting with Rarity, Applejack, and Rainbow Dash after having taken a shower. Currently you're not in uniform, it needing to be cleaned.

                                            > "Again, I'm so sorry about all the trouble my sister and her friends put you through. Normally they are a lot better behaved." Your mistress says.

                                            > You chuckle. "It's okay. I live to serve after all.~ Although I will admit that they nearly gave me a heart attack. Anyway, want some pizza? I made some for the crusaders, but they ended up having dinner at the castle and eating none of it. Which is a shame since I went out of my way to make it from scratch."

                                            > "Ah heck yeah! Pizza!" Shouts Rainbow Dash. Happily eating a slice. The other two following suit.

                                            > You let out a content sigh. Seeing others being made happy from the fruits of your labor made your heart swell each and every time.

                                            > Despite the loss of your humanity, and your manhood, things really weren't that bad. You quite enjoy your life. Well you once you got over the grief of losing everything you had before, you've begun to enjoy your life. Doesn't mean you forgive Twilight though.

                                            The end.