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Luna's Little Adventure (In Progress)

By Fireopal
Created: 2025-07-27 01:26:52
Expiry: Never

  1. Chapter 1:
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  3. Little Luna holds aloft her oar, the only means of propulsion for her mighty vessel, a barrel she managed to drag into the stream not far from the castle.
  4. >Forsooth! I shall embark upon this quest to save Equestria from the evil shadow king and avenge the honor of Equestria! Nought shall deter me, nor prevent mine sword of justice from dispatching evil!
  5. She uses the oar to push her "vessel" into the stream.
  6. >Behold! I sail forth upon the Sea of Calamity! No doubt many perils await, but I shall duly meet and surpass each!
  7. Luna's vessel goes a ways down the stream, with her paddling a bit to help it along. In short order, it gets stuck on a berm of sand just beneath the surface.
  8. >Ah! So, I have been ship-wrecked upon a deserted and forsaken land. Curses upon the shadow king for sending the storm that smashed this good and worthy vessel!
  9. Luna looks around suspiciously.
  10. >Methinks this land is covered with the stench of evil. Perhaps the shadow king is hereabouts.
  11. Luna jumps out of the barrel, wooden toy sword clenched in her teeth, and wades to shore.
  12. >Now having bestrode this land I see yon castle of some wicked minion of the shadow king. I must dispatch the guards, storm the castle, and slay him! Surely, stealth shall be at my side to approach the gates!
  13. Luna dives behind a row of bushes and creeps up on the guard ponies at the castle entrance. They watch her in amusement but pretend not to see her. When she is close enough, she jumps out at them.
  14. >Avast foul demons! I, Luna, knight of the moon and stars will slay you and dispatch the insidious evil what infests this castle! En garde!
  15. The guard ponies smile at each other, and draw the toy wooden swords Luna gave them earlier with explantation that they were to be the bad guys. Then one replied.
  16. >Vile knight! Here you meet your end! We demons will triumph and the shadow king will rule forever! Ha Ha Ha Ha!
  17. Epic "battle" ensues. Eventually, the guards let Luna get the upper hoof. She pokes one in the belly.
  18. >Ah! You've pierced my wicked heart! A mortal blow! I am done for!
  19. He falls to the ground. Luna wheels around and with a fierce gaze of justice, kabonks her sword on the flank of the other guard.
  20. >Oh, the pain! My hind legs are off! But, you haven't won! I shall call the other guards with my trumpet.
  21. The guard begins to lift the trumpet to his lips, slow enough to let Luna take the decisive blow.
  22. >Oh no you don't! Back to the nether realms where you belong, fiend!
  23. She pokes him in the belly.
  24. >Ah! I'm done for! Ack! I'm dead.
  25. Luna momentarily surveys her work.
  26. >Huzzah! Demons have no chance against the mighty force of justice! And now to storm the castle!
  27. Luna charges into the castle.
  28. >Victory for Equestria!
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  30. Chapter 2:
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  32. Luna charged into the courtyard swinging her little wooden sword wildly, much to the surprise of the townsfolk who had come to the castle market to do business. Luna saw their confused expressions and realized she had been successful in taking by surprise the demons and monsters that had taken up residence in here.
  33. >"Back! Back! You vile fiends of darkness! How dare you enslave the good ponies of Equestria! I shall dispatch you and send you to Tartarus!"
  34. Confused at first, the townsponies soon realized it was the feisty little moon filly up to her usual shenanigans. They began to play along.
  35. >"Oh, yeah? What about this!" cried out an old stallion as he pointed his walking stick, which had a decorative tuft of feathers at the top, at Luna. "Pew, pew, pew!"
  36. Luna jumped back with a shocked face, but soon her intense knight training took over and she regained her composure. She swung her sword confidently.
  37. >"Counter! Block! Parry!....ping! ping! ping!" went her sound effects as she knocked away the fireballs from the wizard staff. "Ha! Your black magic is no match for my magical moon blade, Dark Mage! Have at you!
  38. Luna swung her sword at the dark mage while he retreated in fear. Meanwhile, a hat salespony tied a scarf around his face and put on a very wide-brimmed hat.
  39. >"Well, I'm gonna get you!" said the newly formed monster as he trotted toward her.
  40. But, the cunning knight of the moon and stars caught him out of the corner of her eye and executed an evasive roll to get out of the way.
  41. >"Evade! Counter slash!" she said as her mighty wooden sword slashed at the monster, whiffing through the air near him.
  42. The monster made an agonizing cry and flopped down on the ground.
  43. >Ah! you got me! To Tartarus I go! Ack!"
  44. More townsponies jumped into the game, becoming monsters, demons, witches, undead, and other fiends. Luna's eyes widened and she took her fighting stance.
  45. >"Aha! I am out numbered! The cup of hope for the great knight of the moon and stars beginneth to run empty! Will our hero be able to triumph? Yes!" She said the last with a confident look on her face.
  46. The gaggle of townspony fiends closed in, but Luna held aloft her magical wooden sword.
  47. >"I, the great knight of moon and stars call upon the power of the moon for help!" As her sword charged up she made the signature sound, "Bzzzzzzzzouwwouwwwouww!"
  48. The townsponies looked at each other, not quite knowing what this all meant. Yet, they all felt that this must be the end for them since Luna now wore a cunning grin.
  49. >"Huzzah! Feel the power of the moon and perish!....bzzzyou! bzzzyou! bzzyou!..." Luna blasted magical beams of purifying moonlight from her sword into the fiends."
  50. The townsponies played their roles and fell one by one, lamenting their terrible fate with cries of pain as they did so. When the last fiend fell, the bystander ponies clapped their hooves and thanked Luna for saving them. Luna smiled and curtsied. She addressed them presently, upon this important victory.
  51. >"Good townsfolk, you are free of the evil that enshrouded you! Forsooth! Spreadeth the good news that revolution against the shadow king is upon us! Huzzah!"
  52. The townsponies responded with "Huzzahs!" of their own and showered acclaim upon the mighty, but small, knight. Luna sheathed her sword triumphantly. Then she approached the hat and cloth merchants, who were getting up after having been cut down by magical moon beams.
  53. >"Honorable gentlecolts, I beseech thee. I have need of a disguise to infiltrate the inner keep to reach the evil minion of this castle and deliver ultimate destiny upon him. Will you kindly spare such a disguise?"
  54. The hat merchant looked at the cloth merchant and the cloth merchant looked at the hat merchant. In a moment they smiled and shrugged.
  55. >"Sure, c'mon. We'll fix you up." said the cloth merchant.
  56. In a flash, the merchants had whipped up a cleaver disguise for her. The cloth merchant provided a purple "cloak" with swirly patterns and tassels in golden and silver thread. The hat merchant contributed a fancy hat to match, the sort of hat that the courtiers that Luna often saw milling about the castle might wear.
  57. >"Speak truth. How is it and in what image is my likeness?"
  58. The merchants clapped their hooves and the hat merchant responded, mimicking Luna's high ponish
  59. >"Truly, you are in the very likeness of a dignified courtier m'lady."
  60. Luna smiled, quite satisfied with the arrangement. Now she sat back on her haunches and flipped the cloak in front of her face, swinging her eyes from side to side the way Count Dracula would.
  61. >"Huzzah! Then I am ready to infiltrate the black corridors of this accursed keep! With this disguise I shall blend in perfectly with the hellish demon nobles inside!"
  62. She came back to all fours and bowed to the merchants.
  63. >"Good day, kindly gentlecolts. I and the future of Equestria thank you for your humble assistance. With this, I shall not fail in this quest!"
  64. They bowed in return and in reverence to this little savior of Equestria.
  65. >"The gods and goddesses protect you on your noble quest, most noble knight!" they said together.
  66. With that Luna adopted a dignified posture and walked, most nobly, up the steps and through the entrance to the castle keep. Commensurate with her new role as a demon courtier she adopted a sort of smug, twisted grin so that the other demon nobles would suspect nothing
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  68. Chapter 3:
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  70. At the top of the stairs, our little demon princess passed the entryway guards. Here, thought Luna, is the first test of her disguise. She took a breath and readied herself for a great performance.
  71. >"Greetings fellow demon ponies! I the great demon of the moon have returned from spreading evil in the land whithersoever I will! Mwah! Ha! Ha!" Luna made her laugh as sinister as she could. "I have performed my labor of turning orchards into swamps, making candy bitter, and turning hats inside out with my abominable magic!"
  72. Even though, the two guardsmares had been participants in Luna's games before, they nearly burst into laughter. Nevertheless, they were able to keep it together and the one answered with a dignified bow.
  73. >"We commend your wicked deeds, your eminence!"
  74. The other added.
  75. >Oh yes! A sterling example for all of us!"
  76. Luna bowed in return. Then she raised her cloak to cover her face as she had practiced shortly before.
  77. >"And what despicable acts have thee accomplished as late?"
  78. The second guardsman nodded to the other indicating she knew how to respond.
  79. >"Eh, we have been on watch, your eminence. But if you please, when we are relieved we plan to turn all the apples, carrots, and cabbages round about into saw dust and ash!"
  80. Luna gasped in horror at the depravity of it.
  81. >"A deed most foul! Well, I wish thee luck!...And now I must be away on my dark and mysterious business! Adieu!" said Luna as she continued into the castle.
  82. The guards watched her go, barely able to contain their giggles. But, the first could not fully contain it and her laugh caught the ear of Luna, who stopped and turned.
  83. >"What? What?...What? What""
  84. The guardsmares were quick to stand straight and look serious.
  85. >"Nothing ma'am. Sorry ma'am!"
  86. Luna looked satisfied with the deference these demons gave her, so she decided to forgive them and not send them back to Tartarus.
  87. >"Very well. Carry on! Carry on!" said Luna as she continued into the keep
  88. The guards waited until Luna was out of earshot and burst out laughing.
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  90. Chapter 4:
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  92. Carefully mimicking what her royal instructors had taught her about walking with poise, Luna strode down the main corridor, each step full of panache. Guards proudly standing their post along the corridor, eyed her with amusement as this little mischief-maker went past.
  93. >Luna nodded at each pair of guards and randomly offered a "good day, fellow villains!", a snarl, or a little roar. "So far, so good! My disguise is effective!" she said to herself. Then realizing she spoke more loudly than intended, she added with a low whisper "huzzah!"
  94. Near the end of the corridor, where a cross-wise passageway let left and right. Luna observed as Lucky Petals, the kingdom's chancellor and second only to the sovereign, rounded the corner and came toward her.
  95. >"Greetings! I wish thee a most grey and dismal morning!" said Luna with a false demon voice and a deep bow.
  96. The chancellor, at this and looking Luna up and down in her unusual hat and cloak, was taken aback.
  97. >"Luna? Indeed, what are you up to now?" asked the quizzical chancellor.
  98. Luna's looked around nervously, surprised that her disguise had been seen through. No other demon noticed. So, if she quickly and quietly dispatched this demon her mission could be preserved.
  99. >About to draw her mighty sword, Luna stopped, having noticed that the demon facing her too was in disguise. "Oh, it's you Madam Chancellor. I scarcely recognized you in your splendid disguise!" Luna adopted a cunning grin and shrouded her face with part of her cloak. "Ah but I, the knight of the moon and stars, am also in disguise!"
  100. The good Chancellor now understood the game.
  101. >"Indeed? And what, pray tell, is thy sacred mission?"
  102. Luna lowered her voice to a whisper and drew a hoof to the side of her mouth.
  103. >"To free this castle from its evil master and thence on to dispatch the wicked shadow king himself to return freedom to all ponykind!"
  104. The Chancellor nodded in reverence to this noble declaration, and observed what was clearly a new and wild thought forming in the mind of the little filly. In short order, Luna let loose with her new modification to the game.
  105. >"....And, by the sacred authority of all knights-errant, I hereby deputize thee a spy in my service! Your mission is ind and report all suspicious activity to me and sabotage the efforts of the master of this castle and his wicked minions!"
  106. The Chancellor chuckled to herself as she bowed in gratitude at this honor.
  107. >"Behold! I go forth in this honorable endeavor, you have graciously bestowed upon me!"
  108. Luna, rather pleased with herself and the fortuitous turn of events - for even she could not have foretold that she would gain such a powerful and useful ally within the bowels of this occupied castle - bowed in turn, but not so low for it is well known that spies occupy a rung below knights in the order of chivalry.
  109. >"Then let us part. Guard thy identity well, my ally!" With that, Luna flipped her cloak dramatically and took off at a gallop down the passageway to the right. The chancellor was left to ponder these auspicious events with a few giggles.
  110. Luna did not gallop far, but as she saw it she had passed through an enchanted corridor that gave the illusion of having no end whatsoever. In the course of the gallop, Luna called upon the power of the moon, which promptly dispelled the enchantment and allowed her to enter the later half of the corridor.
  111. >"Your, pathetic enchantments are no match for the power of the moon and stars, shadow king!"
  112. But Luna's boast was short lived, for the quiet passageway now revealed to her well-trained eye that it was perilous indeed. Far from merely being a corridor full of decorative furniture, paintings, tapestries, statures, and stained glass windows, it was clear to Luna that it was filled with traps.
  113. >"Booby-trapped! I must go forth with caution. And I am without my magical armor!" Luna looked around and saw a decorative metal plate that was propped up on a stand on a nearby table. "I shall need to improvise. Come and be my shield!" said Luna as she levitated the plate to her side.
  114. Now Luna stepped carefully across the tiled floor, watching everything for signs that she might have set of a trap by stepping on a switch, or something. Luckily, there were no other ponies in the corridor, or Luna might have waited for those demons to depart before attempted to cross the perilous passage. Luna did notice the eyes of the statues and ponies in the paintings were following her.
  115. >"Haunted too?!"
  116. Several steps into the passageway, Luna felt her front hoof give a little more that it should have when she placed it down on a tile.
  117. >"Ka-chunk!" Luna made the sound effect for the tile switch that she had inadvertently stepped on.
  118. Immediately Luna noticed the statues turn toward her. They let loose volleys of arrows at her. She drew her sword and improvised shield. With deft skill, Luna began dodging arrows, blocking them with her shield, or swatting them away with her sword.
  119. >"Ping! Pa-ping! Ping, ping, whoosh! Whap, whoosh, ping!" went the arrows as she defeated them while pirouette'ing away from others.
  120. Such was her skill that she continued to move down the passageway, defending herself as she went. Soon she found herself backing away from the statues, when she felt her back hoof activate another tile switch. Luna felt a puff of air beneath her and jumped back just before a line of spears rapidly emerged from the floor.
  121. > "Shing! Shing! Shing!..." Came Luna's sound effects as she was forced to continue to jump back. Of, course she continued to dodge the remainder of arrows as well.
  122. Now spears came out of the walls and ceiling as well, but they sought their target in vain. For Luna, knight of the moon and stars, displayed fantastic skill in dodging them all. Luna dodged the last set of spears by doing a dive roll over them on to a carpet in the center of the passageway.
  123. >"Whew!" said Luna, glancing back over her shoulder at the passageway of death.
  124. But in the next moment, Luna heard the distant sounds of some foreboding wooden clockwork.
  125. >"Huh?"
  126. She looked about, trying to trace from whence it came, ready for anything. Then, she felt a rumbling beneath her hooves.
  127. >"Trap door!" she cried as she jumped to the tiled floor just to the side of the carpet. "Whuummp!" went the sound of the trap door as it opened.
  128. The tiled floor on the side now constituted a ledge above the now revealed gapping shaft of air above a pit of spikes. Luna gazed down, observing a few pebbles as fell from the ledge into the pit of spikes.
  129. >"Too close! By the stars, too close!" said Luna as she caught her breath.
  130. Luna inched her way along the edge and clear of the pit. Again she stepped carefully along the floor, supposing the the next trap would be the worst.
  131. >"Ka-chunk!" Another switch.
  132. Luna now heard more mechanical clockwork sounds emanating from all around her. She glanced about and saw that the ceiling was now descending upon her. Razor sharp pikes began to emerged from holes in the floor and ceiling. On top of that, scythes now swung like pendulums all about. And afar off, at the other end of the corridor a slab of stone was descending, gradually closing off the only exit. Luna rolled her eyes, pursed her lips, and blew a strand of mane out of her eyes.
  133. >"My timing must be perfect! One error and I could lose my head or be impaled!" said Luna as she crouched and readied her self to make a run for it.
  134. At the right moment she took off at full tilt, dodging spikes, rolling or jumping over scythes, and trying to make the exit before the slab closed it off, entombing her in this chamber of horrors.
  135. >"Ahhhhhhh!" she yelled as she galloped with all her might.
  136. She took a diving leap over the last scything and slid across the floor, through the door just before the gap became too small for her to fit through. In actuality, her dive landed her on an ornamental rug that then slid for about 3 meters down the hall.
  137. >"Huzzah!" she said in triumph. Then worry took her "Wait! My hat!"
  138. Luna turned just in time to levitate her hat through the gap and back to her head just before the slab slammed shut and sealed the chamber...forevermore.

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