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Butterscotch's one-day advanture

By creepymare
Created: 2025-07-29 22:40:47
Updated: 2025-07-30 22:41:58
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  1. FOR SOME REASON I CANT DELETE ANY PASTES. IF I COULD THIS ONE WOULD BE DELETED. THIS PASTE IS A MISTAKE, THERE IS A PASTE WITH MORE VIEWS THAN THIS ONE, THAT ONE IS UPDATED
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  3. >Butterscotch sits in front of his personal work-in-progress bar that is near a beach
  4. >Hooftapping can be heard from the back
  5. >"Hey Butters! How are you holding up buddy!?"
  6. >Blitz turns on a radio, It's My Life is playing.
  7. >"Oh hey Blitz nice to see you! Im doing fine just you know, sitting in my usual spot."
  8. >"Cool! Are you ready to play with our mares this evening?"
  9. >He sits near the Butt
  10. >"Oh yes you know how much I like to socialize hehe"
  11. >"Wanna go for a walk?"
  12. >"Mhm let's go"
  13. >They both stood up, started walking through the streets of Manenanna, the Equastria in-land counterpart to Manehattan.
  14. >"Dusk Shine and Elusive said that they are gonna be in the mall"
  15. >Blitz says while they walk at a side of railroad
  16. >"Oh cool! Umm Blitz?"
  17. >"Yeah?"
  18. >"When will you get a job?"
  19. >"Ok dude I am still in my own personal therapy from when that boss slammed me to the ground because I didn't clean up a little bit of the shit on the floor that Bubble Berry left while I was talking with Rainbow Dash for the first time!"
  20. >"You need to let go of that or else you will never going to stop being a loser and you will never get 'bitches' as you say."
  21. >"Shut the fuck up!"
  22. >They both stopped, one mare carrying a little filly in a little cart looked at them, was a little bit shocked - then just walked away
  23. >"Ok maybe I was a little bit harsh sorry if I was I just-
  24. >"YOOOUUUU and your bar and your pride can all go fuck yourself!"
  25. >Rainbow Blitz trotted away crying
  26. >"Wait Blitz!... sorry"
  27. >Butterscotch said quietly
  28.  
  29. >Butterscotch went to the general direction that Blitz trotted to
  30. >despite of his effort to find him, he was unable to
  31. >it was like he fell into the backrooms
  32. >"damn, I guess il' just go meet up with Elusive and Dusk Shine in the mall, hope he is going to be alright..."
  33. >the main mall of Manenanna is a beautiful display of technology and modern architecture
  34. >there are posters for movies at the sides of a mall enterence, such as a new Daring Do movie and My Little Human live action move
  35. >Dusk and Elusive are probably in a Night Mermare bar
  36. > a beautiful blue bar decorated with aquariums
  37. >Dusk Shine was there, but Elusive could not be spotted
  38. >"Hey Dusk, umm how are you doing?"
  39. >"Oh hey Butterscotch, dong fine, how about you? Also where is Blitz?"
  40. >"Oh yeah well, I said that he is a loser and needs to get a job. He understandably got mad at that. I am still a little shaken from that"
  41. >"Don't worry, its just permanent, I think we should give him some space"
  42. >"Don't you mean temporary?"
  43. >"OH yeah temporary! hahah. Come sit here with me."
  44. >"Alright"
  45. >Butterscotch sat on a blue, curved comfy couch next to Dusk. There are in a corner of the bar.
  46. >"Didn't Elusive come here with you?"
  47. >Butterscotch asks
  48. >"Yeah, I am waiting for him here, he is currently in Daisy's salon."
  49. >"Does it upset you that he just splits from you when he wants while you two are together?"
  50. >"Uh what? No! Not at all, we are always together so its ok if we just sometimes split up, you know?"
  51. >"Yeah, I can kinda understand that."
  52. >20 seconds of silence between them
  53. >"Soo, did Fluttershy get any better?"
  54. >Fluttershy was poisoned from an asshole snake, Donuter 2 days ago
  55. >"She is doing better, her color is back."
  56. >"That is good to hear!"
  57. >"Heey boys! Im back"
  58. >Elusive came
  59. >"Butterscotch, been a minute."
  60. >"Mhm, nice to see you buddy."
  61. >Elusive sits next to Butterscotch and wraps his hoof around him
  62. >Butterscotch blushes and looks down
  63. >"You know I really like that peace sign necklace that you wear"
  64. >"Umm erm its actually not a necklace, a necklace is a jewelry connected with strings. This is just more of an accessory."
  65. >Dusk added
  66. >"Yeah yeah, we all know that you read alot of books and are really smart"
  67. >"fuck you!"
  68. >"Nuh uh fuck you bitch!"
  69. >"Do you want to drink something buddy?"
  70. >Elusive asks Butterscotch
  71. >"Umm sure, just a coffee with milk would be nice."
  72. >Elusive calls a barmaid
  73. >"Hey can you give this handsome stallion a coffee with milk please?"
  74. >Mademare smiled, Elusive is a one good-looking motherfucker!
  75. >"Thanks Elusive."
  76. >"Don't mention it"
  77. >"Hey Dusk, you noticed that Twilight Sparkle really likes you right? "
  78. >Butterscotch asks Dusk
  79. >"Yeah, I just honestly don't really care"
  80. >"You know, it really breaks my heart to see her at some moments when you two are together and just talk a little bit. you know? Like she really wants to talk to you but you, as you said, don't really care. Which is fine don't get me wrong! Just... yeah. Sorry.
  81. >"Hey don't beat yourself too much over it.
  82. >Elusive said with a low tone
  83. >"Should we get going to Wild Mares?"
  84. >Dusk Shine asks
  85. >"Yeah, do you think Rainbow Blitz is going to come?"
  86. >Butterscotch asks
  87. >"I don't know, he maybe comes, I know he wouldn't like to miss a good party."
  88. >"Alright, lets go!"
  89. >"Elusive says energetically, standing up
  90.  
  91. >Three of them go to Dusk's van.
  92. >It was going to be quite a long journey
  93. >Dusk Shine and Elusive sit at the front, while Butterscotch sits at the back
  94. >Dusk drives
  95. >They just have some dumb fun while traveling to Black Tail
  96. >"This forest is so creepy, it reminds me of that Batmare game"
  97. >Elusive says
  98. >"You mean Batmare arkham asylum?"
  99. >Dusk comments
  100. >"Yeah that one, you remember when we used to sit in your room and collect Riddler trophies all day long?"
  101. >"Don't remind me of that please"
  102. >"Why do you associate this forest specifically with arkham asylum Elusive?"
  103. >Butterscotch asks
  104. >"dead trees probably, remember they didn't have any leaves right?"
  105. >"yeah I think so"
  106. >they go through roads surrounded by meadows, forests, go through tunnels, up the hills...
  107. >Sun was coming down, day slowly fading
  108. >GAS GAS GAS hits on the playlist
  109. >"dont you fucking dare!"
  110. >Elusive says to Dusk Shine
  111. >"Oh im gonna hit it!"
  112. >there were currently driving through a forest, had curvy roads, perfect for delivering tofu
  113. >Dusk speeding up continuously and drifting, showed that he is surprisingly a really good driver
  114. >Butterscotch almost faints a couple of times
  115. >"You know, I honestly hope you face justice for this shit Dusk!"
  116. >police sirens can be heard from the back
  117. >"Why did I say that?"
  118. >Elusive comments to himself
  119. >"No stopping now, all in!"
  120. >"No please stop. Oh Celestia is gonna execute us after this"
  121. >Butterscotch says before he faints for good
  122. >police out maneuvers Dusk and bumps to the front right of the van, slightly rotating it
  123. >Dusk finally slows down and the police officer is able to stop them
  124. >"Police step of the vehicle slowly lay down and put your hooves on your back, you are under arrest!"
  125. >Dusk and Elusive step out
  126. >"Is anyone else in there or anything important I should know about?"
  127. >"My friend is in there, hey Butterscotch!"
  128. >no response
  129. >ponice mare hoofcuffs them both and checks to see what is up with Butterscotch
  130. >another mare comes out of the police car
  131. >deputy Copper opens the left back door of the van, Butterscotch's head falls to the ground
  132. >"You can't be shitting me, today was going so good but noo! Something bad HAD to happen!
  133. >"What's the matter sweetie?"
  134. >March Gustysnows asks Copper
  135. >"this retard is unconscious, seems like we will need to drag him"
  136. >"aint no prolem to me!"
  137. >"Alright, you two, get up and walk to the car!
  138. >"How am I supposed to walk while two of my legs are behind my back?"
  139. >Dusk asks
  140. >"Walk on two!"
  141. >The two of them walk clumsily to the car while being at March's sight, tripping a few times
  142. >"Alright, now how are we gonna put this fucker in?"
  143. >"Heey, relax. Everything is going to be ok!"
  144. >March says smiling
  145. >"One side you, one me"
  146. >They put Butterscotch on top of Dusk and Elusive
  147. >"didn't know he was so heavy"
  148. >Dusk says
  149. >"Noo he isn't, he is such a sweet little baby!"
  150. >says Elusive
  151. >"alright you two, you really don't need this shit in your life. Just drive normally next time, ok?"
  152. >"Don't tell that to me"
  153. >Elusive comments
  154. >They get to the MPD, which is also a prison of Manenanna
  155. >they just strait up go to jail
  156. >"You have a right to remains silent. If you are not silent il have to shut you up"
  157. >"She is just tryin' to say 'don't be too loud' sugarcubes."
  158. >"Wait what!? What about a Court?"
  159. >Dusk asks flabbergasted
  160. >"That is all just a hoax, enjoy 5 days of prison"
  161. >Three hours pass, Butterscotch wakes up
  162. >"Huh, umm where are we?"
  163. >"We are in a prison"
  164. >Butterscotch faints again
  165. >"You have a visitor"
  166. >Rarity just shows up!
  167. >"Ah there you three are! I was really worried for a second! Wait what is up with my sweet Butterscotch?"
  168. >"He is unconscious... again"
  169. >Elusive says
  170. >"Oh Rarity its so nice to see you! Please put us out of here!"
  171. >Dusk says
  172. >"Only if you promise not to get you and others into any more trouble like this!"
  173. >"I promise"
  174. >"Alright, we have a party to attend to"
  175. >Rarity puts 5 million into some desk and police frees us
  176. >Rarity, Dusk Shine and Elusive drag Butterscotch into Rarity's car
  177. >"I will drive this time"
  178. >Rarity says
  179. >"Wait what about my van?"
  180. >"Il get you another one sweetie, now lets go!"
  181.  
  182. FOR SOME REASON I CANT DELETE ANY PASTES. IF I COULD THIS ONE WOULD BE DELETED. THIS PASTE IS A MISTAKE, THERE IS A PASTE WITH MORE VIEWS THAN THIS ONE, THAT ONE IS UPDATED

Butterscotch's one-day advanture

by creepymare

Butterscotch's one-day advanture

by creepymare