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Flutterrape: Princess Floor Bored

By wingedanon
Created: 2025-08-28 01:23:30
Updated: 2025-09-16 23:48:55
Expiry: Never
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  1. 1.
    >Be Anon in Equestria.
  2. 2.
    >Be Anon.
  3. 3.
    >Oh right.
  4. 4.
    >...
  5. 5.
    >Where is she?
  6. 6.
    >Currently sitting on the rocking chair on your front porch.
  7. 7.
    >Morning was quiet and peaceful.
  8. 8.
    >Which is not how these things are supposed to go.
  9. 9.
    >Check your watch.
  10. 10.
    "A princess is supposed to be here to fail in raping me."
  11. 11.
    >Flurry Heart sticks her head up over your hedge.
  12. 12.
    "Not you."
  13. 13.
    >"Oh come on!"
  14. 14.
    "We follow the rape rules here missy. Now where is this Princess?"
  15. 15.
    >Celestia rises up over your hedge, Flurry Heart holding on to that long neck.
  16. 16.
    >"We're all waiting too. This is her grand debut."
  17. 17.
    "I really don't need to make this a show."
  18. 18.
    >"Anon, we're aristocrats. It's what we do."
  19. 19.
    >Of course.
  20. 20.
    "Twilight, I know you're sitting under Solar Flank's ass. Where is this new princess ya'll been hyping up?"
  21. 21.
    >"Oh come on, I'm enjoying the view."
  22. 22.
    >Twilight groans as she pops up from the hedge.
  23. 23.
    "Fine. Let's see my schedule."
  24. 24.
    >Luna is snoring away on her sister's back as Twilight stretches out her schedule scroll.
  25. 25.
    >"Let's see Princess Floor Bored is supposed to be here to rape you."
  26. 26.
    "Fail to rape thank you."
  27. 27.
    >Candyass clears her throat.
  28. 28.
    >"You ain't that hard to rape sweetie."
  29. 29.
    "I insert my own reality thank you."
  30. 30.
    >A pregnant pause hangs in the air as you all wait.
  31. 31.
    "So Floor Bored. Who is she?"
  32. 32.
    >Twilight takes that as an invention to jump into your yard.
  33. 33.
    >She pulls out a white board and starts her lecture.
  34. 34.
    >"Princess Floor Bored is actually the fourth princess Equestria has seen. She was one before me. We just never noticed due to her nature, and she never noticed because she wear clothes. That she never washes."
  35. 35.
    "Ew?"
  36. 36.
    >"Kind of. She seems to make it work. She was only discovered when she threw a tantrum at the store not having her ramen."
  37. 37.
    >Who throws a tantrum over ramen?
  38. 38.
    >Wait a moment.
  39. 39.
    "What is she a princess of?"
  40. 40.
    >"Shut in Neets."
  41. 41.
    >Oh.
  42. 42.
    >Oh these ponies are retarded.
  43. 43.
    >"Mom! Uncle Anon is doing that thing where he slaps his face with both hands."
  44. 44.
    "Neets! Twilight you idiot. She's a more extreme version of Moondancer. She's never going to show up here."
  45. 45.
    >"Floor said she would!"
  46. 46.
    "She's probably having an anxiety attack right now and hiding under her bed."
  47. 47.
    >Celestia rolls her eyes as she picks you up with her magic.
  48. 48.
    >"I'm not going back to work without my fix. We're going to see her."
  49. 49.
    "Noooooo!"
  50. 50.
    ---
  51. 51.
    >Some time later.
  52. 52.
    "Nooooooo!"
  53. 53.
    >"And here we are."
  54. 54.
    "Looks like shit."
  55. 55.
    >House looks rundown.
  56. 56.
    >Celestia sets you down as Cadance puts a bow-tie on you.
  57. 57.
    >"Here's some flowers and a box of chocolates. Now go get raped."
  58. 58.
    >Basically get shoved to the front door.
  59. 59.
    >Look back and they all give you a thumps up.
  60. 60.
    >Not sure where they all got foam hands.
  61. 61.
    >Pinkie waves at you.
  62. 62.
    >Right, her.
  63. 63.
    "Her goes nothing."
  64. 64.
    >Knock on the door.
  65. 65.
    >The house shakes.
  66. 66.
    >A scream is heard.
  67. 67.
    >You practically jump out of your skin.
  68. 68.
    >Then silence.
  69. 69.
    >All of you wait.
  70. 70.
    >Luna groans awake, but only barely.
  71. 71.
    >Celestia calms her back down to let her sleep.
  72. 72.
    >Flurry Heart slinks up next to and puts her ear to the door.
  73. 73.
    >"It's quiet."
  74. 74.
     
  75. 75.
    "I hate having my time wasted."
  76. 76.
    >Kick down the door.
  77. 77.
    >It was surprisingly easy to do.
  78. 78.
    >"It's really sexy when you take charge like that."
  79. 79.
    "Go fuck your dad you nympho princess."
  80. 80.
    >Cross the threshold in this new hell.
  81. 81.
    >The smell reminds you of your old life.
  82. 82.
    >Does she have internet?
  83. 83.
    >Probably not.
  84. 84.
    >Congo line of princesses tiptoe behind you loudly.
  85. 85.
    >Glare at them from over your shoulder.
  86. 86.
    "Do you all mind?"
  87. 87.
    >"Not at all."
  88. 88.
    >Fuck you too, Twilight.
  89. 89.
    >Follow your nose, the lack of light make relying on site unreliable.
  90. 90.
    >Ramen and failed dreams.
  91. 91.
    >There we go.
  92. 92.
    >The bedroom.
  93. 93.
    >"In there?"
  94. 94.
    >Ignore the idiot question
  95. 95.
    >Brace yourself and open the door.
  96. 96.
    >They all gag behind you.
  97. 97.
    >Weaklings.
  98. 98.
    >Halfway off her bed is Princess Floor Bored.
  99. 99.
    >On her back, legs in the air, drool pooling under her head.
  100. 100.
    "Welp, she's dead."
  101. 101.
    >"Dead!?"
  102. 102.
    >Eyes rolled back, blue in the face.
  103. 103.
    >"How could this have happened?"
  104. 104.
    "Anxiety attack."
  105. 105.
    >"Why?"
  106. 106.
    "Couldn't handle the idea of social interaction. Much less rape."
  107. 107.
    >Celestia nudges the side of the dead pony.
  108. 108.
    >"This is going to cost so much to resurrect her.
  109. 109.
    >Luna mumbles in her sleepy state.
  110. 110.
    >"Virgin."
  111. 111.
    "I could have told you all that."
  112. 112.
    >"Ew, mom. The ramen is old and crusty."
  113. 113.
    >"Don't touch it sweetie."
  114. 114.
    >Twilight growls under her breath as she takes out the schedule.
  115. 115.
    >"This is going to mess up the rape cycle."
  116. 116.
    "Not my problem. Get sorted out folks. I'm going back home."
  117. 117.
    >At least you aren't fucking a fucking Neet.
  118. 118.
     
  119. 119.
    >'You're built for Flurry Heart Pussy.'
  120. 120.
    >Be on the pony internet.
  121. 121.
    >Not a very widespread thing in Equestria.
  122. 122.
    >Only a few places have it.
  123. 123.
    >And you.
  124. 124.
    >The princesses made you have internet.
  125. 125.
    >It wasn't out of the goodness of their hearts.
  126. 126.
    >Luna knew you're addicted.
  127. 127.
    >Can't break your old life.
  128. 128.
    >Thus, they use it to keep tabs on you.
  129. 129.
    >Chat with you non-stop.
  130. 130.
    >Can't block them.
  131. 131.
    >Not yet anyway, your custom linux wine build isn't done yet.
  132. 132.
    >That's a surprise for later.
  133. 133.
    >Celestia is terrible at using the chat.
  134. 134.
    >Flurry is second best after Princess Floor Bored who has taught her some bad habits.
  135. 135.
    >Like sending you lewd messages.
  136. 136.
    >'Your human dick belongs in my pony pussy.'
  137. 137.
    "Would you stop it."
  138. 138.
    >She sends a pic of her with a sad face.
  139. 139.
    >Meanwhile, in another chat room, Floor Bored is in her element.
  140. 140.
    >'Your pitiful human dick couldn't handle my superior pony pussy.'
  141. 141.
    "You died when I walked into your house."
  142. 142.
    >Floor sends a flurry of reaction pictures to counter you.
  143. 143.
    >She tends to overwhelm the others with her neet internet behavior.
  144. 144.
    >Not you.
  145. 145.
    "No way fagt. Femcel."
  146. 146.
    >Floor screams more reaction pictures at you.
  147. 147.
    >She's in her element so she's probably having fun.
  148. 148.
    >Flurry is slower in responding.
  149. 149.
    >'Send pic--DICK. Dick. Dick Pic.'
  150. 150.
    "Use the backspace, Flurry. You're spazzing out again."
  151. 151.
    >'No u.'
  152. 152.
    >Really want to quit this lifestyle.
  153. 153.
    >Honestly though, you're no better than Floor Bored.
  154. 154.
    >Twilight has sent you a message saying Fluttershy is whining that you don't answer the door anymore.
  155. 155.
    >Well, maybe they shouldn't have given you the internet.
  156. 156.
    >Floor stops being a /b/ and asks you to join her runescape game.
  157. 157.
    >Some things never change.
  158. 158.
    >Don't get raped.
  159. 159.
    >...Kind of failed the theme of the thread.
  160. 160.
    >Sorry.
  161. 161.
     
  162. 162.
    —
  163. 163.
     
  164. 164.
    Not Me
  165. 165.
     
  166. 166.
    >Floor Bored is trying to shitpost in peace
  167. 167.
    >Suddenly massive ad pops up, blocking her chat dialogue window
  168. 168.
    >"GREETINGS, ANONYMOUS! MARRY MY DAUGHTER AND GIVE ME GRANDFOALS!"
  169. 169.
    >There is also a picture of Princess Flurry Heart
  170. 170.
    >Because Candyass can't into targeted advertising
  171. 171.
    >"GAHH! No! Go away!"
  172. 172.
    >Floor tries to click on the X, but accidentally the ad
  173. 173.
    >Wedding march starts playing
  174. 174.
    >Floor Panics and ALT+F4
  175. 175.
    >Closes her browser
  176. 176.
    >Shrieks in frustration and kicks over a tower of mostly empty ramen cups
  177. 177.
    >"Fuck my life! Why does this keep happening to me?!!"
  178. 178.
    >Meanwhile (You) never even saw the ad
  179. 179.
    >Because you have an ad-blocker
  180. 180.
    >You munch on your pizza as you watch videos
  181. 181.
    >The videos are mostly Pinkie Pie doing random shit
  182. 182.
    >But at least you don't have to deal with pop-up ads trying to trap you into pony matrimony
  183. 183.
     
  184. 184.
    —-
  185. 185.
     
  186. 186.
    >Day Celestia has started to regret this internet thing.
  187. 187.
    >She's not in this story.
  188. 188.
    >You, Anon, are.
  189. 189.
    >Flurry is not the brightest brat.
  190. 190.
    >Horny makes you careless.
  191. 191.
    >So you listen in on a conversation about you through voice chat.
  192. 192.
    >She supposed to be tank in the raid fight.
  193. 193.
    >Cadence's stupid sing-songy voice rings out.
  194. 194.
    >"Flurry, honey, any luck with Anon at all?"
  195. 195.
    >"Naw, mom."
  196. 196.
    >"Floor Bored has been an absolute train wreck. I keep asking her to attempt a rape on Anon, but she just, just, doesn't!"
  197. 197.
    >Well that's interesting to hear.
  198. 198.
    >"I know mom."
  199. 199.
    >"Your aunts are getting antsy."
  200. 200.
    >Right, the princess' rules on rape.
  201. 201.
    >They all take turns.
  202. 202.
    >Floor Bored is supposed to rape you.
  203. 203.
    >Princess Neet does not really lead to social skills.
  204. 204.
    >Much less trying to force yourself on someone.
  205. 205.
    >She's a massive pervert, sure, but acting on those tendencies is a whole other ball game.
  206. 206.
    >Another voice chimes in, the cuck.
  207. 207.
    >Aka Shining Armor.
  208. 208.
    >"Honey, do we really have to talk about that with our little filly?"
  209. 209.
    >"I'm old enough, DAD. I sucked Anon's cock already. Granted he plunged my horn in the ground when he woke up, but I'm not a foal."
  210. 210.
    >Cadance is groaning in annoyance.
  211. 211.
    >"Well that'll never happen again unless we can get Ms. I had a heart attack when you open my door to do something. Anything at this point!"
  212. 212.
    >"Wait, who was this?"
  213. 213.
    >"Dad, it's the new princess. Well, old new princess."
  214. 214.
    >"New? Princess."
  215. 215.
    >"Oh right, no ceremony yet. Most of Equestria doesn't know."
  216. 216.
    >Cadance goes into teacher mode.
  217. 217.
    >"Floor Bored became a princess because she figured out the magic of neetness. That Neet with an 'e', not neat with an 'a'. Able to subsist on nothing but ramen and bad comics."
  218. 218.
    >"Marega mom."
  219. 219.
    >Shining is quiet as it is all explained to him.
  220. 220.
    >He's thinking.
  221. 221.
    >"So because of the established rules Princess Celestia and Luna agreed to, we're all waiting for her to take her turn on Anon. Too bad she's completely socially inept. Somehow worse that Twilight."
  222. 222.
    >"Maybe."
  223. 223.
    >Well that was not what you expect to hear from him.
  224. 224.
    >Same for Cadance.
  225. 225.
    >"What do you mean?"
  226. 226.
    >"I have an idea. She is essentially a nerd, like I was."
  227. 227.
    >"Dad was a nerd? Mom, you said he was captain of the guard before becoming your consort."
  228. 228.
    >Now you're really not liking the sound of this.
  229. 229.
    >"There are a few social events a nerd will partake in. Card games and O&O come to mind. My background was in O&O."
  230. 230.
    >O&O?
  231. 231.
    >Is that pony version of D&D?
  232. 232.
    >"I can dust off my old GM hat and run a game for the two of them. A rape game."
  233. 233.
    >Oh fuck no!
  234. 234.
    >"Not FATAL, I have standards."
  235. 235.
    >"You'll do that for us Shiny!"
  236. 236.
    >"Of course, my cuck fetish isn't being fulfilled if you can't rape Anon, honey."
  237. 237.
    >Princess Jailbait actually sounds excited.
  238. 238.
    >"Can I send Floor a message about the idea? She'll probably go for it."
  239. 239.
    >Crap, crap, crap!
  240. 240.
    >You don't know the rules.
  241. 241.
    >Need to run to a nerd store and buy a rulebook.
  242. 242.
    >Don't know the edition.
  243. 243.
    >Damn it.
  244. 244.
    >Shining sounds like the type of GM to rule-lawyer you into getting raped.
  245. 245.
     
  246. 246.
    >Need info, need info yesterday.
  247. 247.
    >What if it is one of those weird pony things where they don't have fantasy as a genre because their world is already a fantasy.
  248. 248.
    >Really should have read more books.
  249. 249.
    >Could just go to a store and buy all the editions.
  250. 250.
    >Wait, that's retarded.
  251. 251.
    >No bookstore would carry all of them.
  252. 252.
    >Idea.
  253. 253.
    "Flurry, I'm hopping off for now."
  254. 254.
    >"'K."
  255. 255.
    >She should be sending a message to Princess Floor Bored soon.
  256. 256.
    >Jump into her chat.
  257. 257.
    "Bored."
  258. 258.
    >"There's the human meat."
  259. 259.
    "Had a heart attack recently?"
  260. 260.
    >"S-shut up. What's going on?"
  261. 261.
    "Finished a raid mission with Flurry. Checking in on you before heading out."
  262. 262.
    >"Oh. Nothing right now. Just organizing a deck. You wouldn't get it."
  263. 263.
    "Got it. I'm heading out."
  264. 264.
    >Go incognito mode.
  265. 265.
    >Mute your mike, keep her channel open.
  266. 266.
    >On cue, princess baby rolls in.
  267. 267.
    >"Board! Board, you in?"
  268. 268.
    >"Yes! Bucking yes. You don't have to scream. Was the raid match with Anon that good?"
  269. 269.
    >"No. Didn't get the drop I wanted. Forget that. I came up with a plan."
  270. 270.
    >Can hear Floor Bored suck her breath in, mostly likely anticipating the horror.
  271. 271.
    >"You play O&O right?"
  272. 272.
    >There's a pause before Floor answers.
  273. 273.
    >"With a small group, we're kind of on break right now. We haven't talked since. Well. Flurry, I'll be honest it ended badly. We're not talking to each other."
  274. 274.
    >Flurry Heart, with the maturity expected at her age, answers flippantly.
  275. 275.
    >"Right sure. We don't need them. 'Cause my dad is volunteering his services to GM (whatever that means) Anon and you a game. A game where you can rape his character and him."
  276. 276.
    >Can hear Floor nearly choke on the idea.
  277. 277.
    >"W-w-wait, a rape session!?"
  278. 278.
    >"Yeah, in something called O&O. He said he played it back in the day."
  279. 279.
    >"Your dad did. The former captain of the guard. Current prince consort to Princess Cadance. Your mom. An O&O player/GMer."
  280. 280.
    >"You can say his name. Shining Armor wants to help you out by GMing a role playing game between the two of you. Dad figures Anon knows nothing about the game so it'll be easy raping for you."
  281. 281.
    >Wait to hear Floor's answer.
  282. 282.
    >"I dunno."
  283. 283.
    >There's a crash on Floor Bored's end.
  284. 284.
    >Another pony?
  285. 285.
    >"She'll do it! She'll bucking do it. She better!"
  286. 286.
    >"M-mom! What the buck!?"
  287. 287.
    >Flurry seems to accept that easily.
  288. 288.
    >"Oh sure. Thanks Bored's mom. Dad say's it'll be 3.5 edition or something. Not sure how you have half of and edition. Later!"
  289. 289.
    >There's the sign off boop.
  290. 290.
    >"Mom! Why!?"
  291. 291.
    >"Because that is Shining Bucking Armor. He was the hottest stud back in the day and DILF if there ever was one. Your mom and her friends were huge nerds back in the day and he our crush. Until that Stacy stole him."
  292. 292.
    >Princess Cadance swooped in back in high school grabbing Shining Armor from the local nerd click?
  293. 293.
    >Interesting.
  294. 294.
    >"I'm calling the other moms. We're getting your group back together for this game. Even if we lost, you can still live our fantasy for us."
  295. 295.
    >"But mom, this is supposed to be a 1 on 1 session with me and Anon."
  296. 296.
    >"...Who's Anon?"
  297. 297.
     
  298. 298.
    >"Anon! You came out! You finally decided to answer my knocking."
  299. 299.
    >When was the last time you walked outside?
  300. 300.
    >You've really regressed to your old lifestyle.
  301. 301.
    "Fluttershy? How long have you been here?"
  302. 302.
    >"Yesterday morning! You're supposed to answer the door when I knock. Now we have to catch up on my guesses."
  303. 303.
    "No time for that nonsense. I need to find a nerd store."
  304. 304.
    >Quickly lock your door and move past the yellow pest.
  305. 305.
    >"But I waited so long! And what's a nerd store!?"
  306. 306.
    >She flutters after you protesting the whole may into town.
  307. 307.
    >Ponies wave hello to you.
  308. 308.
    >Return the gesture half-heartedly.
  309. 309.
    >"Slow down Anon. Please say what you're looking for."
  310. 310.
    "Nerds, dork. Anime, comics, rpgs, minitures; stuff that makes normal people cringe."
  311. 311.
    >Spy Filthy Rich's Barnyard Sell Store.
  312. 312.
    >Doubt it, but worth a quick shot.
  313. 313.
    >Kick open the door.
  314. 314.
    "Filthy!"
  315. 315.
    >"What!"
  316. 316.
    "Nerd stuff?"
  317. 317.
    >"Did you ask Princess Twilight?"
  318. 318.
    "Fuck no!"
  319. 319.
    >"Fine. Off Main Street go down 2nd Ln at the end is a novelty store."
  320. 320.
    "Thanks Filthy."
  321. 321.
    >"Call me Mr. Rich."
  322. 322.
    "No."
  323. 323.
    >No time for shenanigans.
  324. 324.
    >These ponies will stop you to talk your time away.
  325. 325.
    >"Nonny, stop running!"
  326. 326.
    "No time Pinkie."
  327. 327.
    >"I'll get you yet my pretty! And your little Flutters too."
  328. 328.
    >She's been hanging on to you like an engorged tick.
  329. 329.
    >Stop suddenly at the store.
  330. 330.
    >'Ponyville Magic Realm.'
  331. 331.
    >Was this always place always here?
  332. 332.
    >"Why are you running like someone is trying to rape you. Wait, that makes sense. Who's trying to rape you now Anon?"
  333. 333.
    "You wouldn't know her."
  334. 334.
    >Ready your nose and breach the abode.
  335. 335.
    >A bell dings.
  336. 336.
    >Look around, this place is perfect.
  337. 337.
    >Some ponies milling around boxes, shelves and display cases.
  338. 338.
    >A hefty mare at the register looks up.
  339. 339.
    >"Oh hey, Fluttershy. Your hentai smooth skin commission isn't here yet. Who looks remarkably similar to him."
  340. 340.
    "Lady. 3.5 O&O. You got it?"
  341. 341.
    >"Back corner over there. Second shelf."
  342. 342.
    >Nod in thanks.
  343. 343.
    >Don't think about what Fluttershy wastes money on in here.
  344. 344.
    >Whatever a 'skin' is, you don't want to know.
  345. 345.
    >"It's what we call ponies who are fans of humans. A skinny."
  346. 346.
    "I didn't ask for a reason Fluttershy. Did you have to taint my brain with that knowledge?
  347. 347.
    >"I just wanted to explain myself. Could also be your fetish."
  348. 348.
    >Pause at that idiotic idea.
  349. 349.
    "Having a fetish. For humans."
  350. 350.
    >Fluttershy nods.
  351. 351.
    "Might be on to something."
  352. 352.
    >Lots of books here.
  353. 353.
    >Huh.
  354. 354.
    >O&O is fantasy.
  355. 355.
    >Juxtaposition much.
  356. 356.
    >See what you need and grab them.
  357. 357.
    "Let's see. What do we have here?"
  358. 358.
    >...
  359. 359.
    "Where's the fighter? Where's the wizard class?"
  360. 360.
    >Pick your role, Element of Honesty.
  361. 361.
    >Ok, you were smart coming here to grab this stuff.
  362. 362.
    >This is nothing like D&D.
  363. 363.
    >Check the races.
  364. 364.
    >They're called neighbors.
  365. 365.
    >Typical ponies.
  366. 366.
    >Feats are still feats.
  367. 367.
    >Skills.
  368. 368.
    >Really encourages teamwork way more.
  369. 369.
    >Talks more about social encounters more than combat.
  370. 370.
    >Shining Armor is probably going to get you raped in that scenario.
  371. 371.
    >Walk up to the register with a stack of books.
  372. 372.
    >Scary Creatures, GM Book, Team-play Book.
  373. 373.
     
  374. 374.
    >There's a whistle of admiration as you make it back up to the register.
  375. 375.
    >"Looks like someone has just joined the hobby. I would say player, but you have all the books."
  376. 376.
    >Place the books down to be rung up.
  377. 377.
    >As she scans them you begin to wonder.
  378. 378.
    "Have you played it much? I know it's probably entry level shit, but I'm sure you know it pretty well Ms?"
  379. 379.
    >"Call me Deck, Mr. Anon the Human. Bottom Deck."
  380. 380.
    >She is bottom heavy.
  381. 381.
    "Cool. So Deck. This game, I would be open to some pointers to avoid trap builds."
  382. 382.
    >The earth pony leans over the counter with a wiry smile.
  383. 383.
    >"Little soon to be a power gamer, ain't it hon?"
  384. 384.
    >Muster the most serious face you can have.
  385. 385.
    "I play to win."
  386. 386.
    >Fluttershy quietly snorts at that.
  387. 387.
    >Roll your eyes at her silent snide reaction.
  388. 388.
    "Fine. I know it's a team game, but I don't trust the GM. At all."
  389. 389.
    >"Wait, are you playing with Discord? Spike's been working with him to be a better player. Or so he told me over tea."
  390. 390.
    "Not him Flutters. I'm going to be playing with Princess Floor Bored in a game."
  391. 391.
    >A blank stare is what answers you from Deck.
  392. 392.
    >Heck, most of the mares that was window shopping in here have stopped.
  393. 393.
    >"I'm sorry. Princess Floor Bored. Are you? No this isn't a prank. She was just here yesterday card hunting. I saw no horn or wings."
  394. 394.
    "I know she is one. I swear. She wears those oversized sweaters and a rather small horn. Her mane covers it up basically, and you know how untamed that thing is."
  395. 395.
    >Deck taps her chin as she thinks.
  396. 396.
    >"Princess Floor Bored. That sounds ridiculous."
  397. 397.
    "You know her?"
  398. 398.
    >"Just a regular. So you're joining her group? Thought they were on break."
  399. 399.
    >Oh!
  400. 400.
    >She knows them too.
  401. 401.
    "Who's in this group?"
  402. 402.
    >"Now hold on, before I tell you more hon, their GM is usually Goldie Mops. So you're telling me that that silly mare has it out for you?"
  403. 403.
    "No. Shining Armor is running this game."
  404. 404.
    >A pin could be heard at the silence in that building.
  405. 405.
    >Some whispers of disbelief from the other ponies can be heard.
  406. 406.
    >Bottom Deck wiggles her ears.
  407. 407.
    >"Whoa, whoa, whoa now. Shining Armor, is running a game again. After all this time."
  408. 408.
    >Kind of the same reaction Floor's mom had.
  409. 409.
    "Yeah. Why is this important?"
  410. 410.
    >"Damn lucky fillies. Not so much you I suppose. Shining Armor, before he was taken from us mortal mares by the princess of love, was something of a hit for us nerds. Smart, hot, fun, hot, understanding, hot. Hunky guy that was still a big nerd."
  411. 411.
    >Let's not tell her the detail of all this being a setup for you to get raped.
  412. 412.
    >"Guy is a bucking DILF now. Oh to love again."
  413. 413.
    "Right. So my situation."
  414. 414.
    >"Well I can't tell you how Shining Armor is going to run the game. He was very dynamic and flexible. As for the girls, have you meet Floor Bored?"
  415. 415.
    "We've played some Runescape."
  416. 416.
    >Deck blinks at you.
  417. 417.
    >"You live here though. She's in Canterlot."
  418. 418.
    "We have something called the internet that we use."
  419. 419.
    >"Sweet teat milk from Celestia. The rumors are true. When?! When do we get in on that?"
  420. 420.
    "I dunno. It's a Twilight project."
  421. 421.
     
  422. 422.
    >Montage time to your future potential Neet rapiests.
  423. 423.
    >"Goldie Mops is usually the GM for the group. I wouldn't find her games fun, but the group enjoyed her. Big monsters are her favorite set-pieces. I suspect she'll want to be the muscle of the group if she was a player."
  424. 424.
    >Bottom Deck is helpfully explaining your upcoming encounter.
  425. 425.
    >Apparently she was school friends with the moms of this group.
  426. 426.
    "So she's the reason why the group broke up?"
  427. 427.
    >"No. From what I understand, Floor Bored had gotten angry at a string of bad rolls and let some few choice words fly. The others in the group shared their own grievances with each other when tempers rose."
  428. 428.
    >That you can sadly understand.
  429. 429.
    >"Next young mare, Dot Matrix."
  430. 430.
    >Cute name.
  431. 431.
    >"Is probably going to be bombarding you and Floor Bored about the internet thing. She likes tech."
  432. 432.
    >Ponies into technology you have found to be rather eccentric.
  433. 433.
    >"Since you're such good friends with Fluttershy."
  434. 434.
    >Glare at the menacing yellow fiend who glows at the statement.
  435. 435.
    >"Young Taku is just like her."
  436. 436.
    "A sex pest?"
  437. 437.
    >Bottom Deck gives you a rather unimpressed look.
  438. 438.
    >"A neet, being a sex pest?"
  439. 439.
    "Yeah, never mind. That was dumb of me to say."
  440. 440.
    >"Taku is an anime fan. She likes to create characters based on her favorite shows."
  441. 441.
    "Is she protective of her character?"
  442. 442.
    >A clever gleam from Deck's eye answers you before she could say a thing.
  443. 443.
    >"Aren't you an insightful one. Experienced?"
  444. 444.
    "You can say that. Fluttershy here gets really defensive if criticize some of her lazier attempts."
  445. 445.
    >"I don't want to know anymore."
  446. 446.
    "I have a decent idea who Floor Bored is already. Talks a big game for sure, really spineless when you confront her."
  447. 447.
    >"That's probably growing into that whole alicorn thing. She was never all that big into social interactions outside of her hobbies. All that alicorn power is like hitting puberty all over again."
  448. 448.
    >"She's going to be a problem for you."
  449. 449.
    "I can gather that from our game sessions. She's very forward."
  450. 450.
    >With Shining Armor's help she might succeed.
  451. 451.
    >Stinky sex depraved neet finally fulfilling her fantasies does not equal a good time.
  452. 452.
    >It also means that the princesses who have been waiting will run roughhouse on your sorry ass.
  453. 453.
    "Welp, I got homework. Thanks for the help Deck."
  454. 454.
    >"Not a problem hon. Reminds me of my younger days. Don't let the fillies run wild on ya."
  455. 455.
    "That's the goal."
  456. 456.
    >"I can help!"
  457. 457.
    "Fluttershy. No."
  458. 458.
    >She looks down like a kicked puppy.
  459. 459.
    >You've long since harden your heart against such nonsense.
  460. 460.
    "Oh right. Weakest role, strongest role, role builds?"
  461. 461.
    >Deck looks up from her book.
  462. 462.
    >"Honesty is low tier, Magic is the best. Builds can make anything work. Kindness is a heal slut."
  463. 463.
    >"I'm not!"
  464. 464.
    >"Generosity is the buff monster, Laughter is the flexible build, practically build all kinds of things with Laughter. Loyalty is in the fray with team synergy."
  465. 465.
    "That makes things easy. Appreciate it."
  466. 466.
    >"Have fun!"
  467. 467.
    >Fun?
  468. 468.
    >Not in this game.
  469. 469.
    >Armor could bring home brew nonsense into this.
  470. 470.
     
  471. 471.
    >There's a knock at the door.
  472. 472.
    >"Someone at the front door?"
  473. 473.
    "Naw, that was my bedroom door."
  474. 474.
    >...
  475. 475.
    >"Anon?"
  476. 476.
    >Floor sounds confused and concerned.
  477. 477.
    >Oh shit someone is in your house.
  478. 478.
    >Celestia breaks open your bedroom door.
  479. 479.
    >"It's time, Anon!"
  480. 480.
    "No Celestia no!"
  481. 481.
    >Magic grabs you by the legs and drags you from the computer.
  482. 482.
    >Claw at furniture fruitlessly.
  483. 483.
    >"Into the sack you go!"
  484. 484.
    >A rather annoyed looking guard opens up a burlap sack for the princess.
  485. 485.
    >Darkness claims you.
  486. 486.
    ---
  487. 487.
    >Not that much different than the sack.
  488. 488.
    >This basement is real dim.
  489. 489.
    >Look around at your predicament.
  490. 490.
    >Some real nervous mares are sitting the wood table with you.
  491. 491.
    >"Oh buck, oh buck, he's awake. Hey! Hi there!"
  492. 492.
    >"Calm down and finish your character."
  493. 493.
    >"Where's the snacks?"
  494. 494.
    "Ok, I hear you. No need to shout. Who's basement are we in? Wait, don't answer that. This is Floor Bored's place."
  495. 495.
    >Getting a better look at this place, yeah you've been here before.
  496. 496.
    >"You've been here before? Wow, Floor's changed since becoming a 'princess'. Inviting colts over to her basement."
  497. 497.
    "She had a heart attack and died."
  498. 498.
    >That pauses all three of them in their tracks.
  499. 499.
    "She got better. Alicorn benefits."
  500. 500.
    >Don't get a response, still in shock.
  501. 501.
    >With a sigh you decide to breach the social circle.
  502. 502.
    "Alright nerds, I'm Anon. Who're you?"
  503. 503.
    >"I've never had a guy talk to me directly before. What do I say?"
  504. 504.
    "How about the question. We're going to be stuck here a while. So get use to my presence."
  505. 505.
    >The chunkier bucktooth mare next to her snickers at her awkward friend.
  506. 506.
    >"Heuk. Don't worry Anon. She's just a bit silly. I'm Dot Matrix."
  507. 507.
    "Hello there Dot Matrix. So you're the tech lover I was told about."
  508. 508.
    >Despite her bangs covering her eyes, they seemed to be glued to you.
  509. 509.
    >"That is some cool stuff that Floor's been hoggin'. Playing games with your friends and you don't have to come over!"
  510. 510.
    "The pony internet is still be developed, but yeah that's the idea. Princess Twilight Sparkle is hard at work on it."
  511. 511.
    >Well, it was developed so the princesses could pester you while still at work.
  512. 512.
    >The one quirky mare that was having trouble looking at you has calmed down a bit.
  513. 513.
    >"I'm Taku."
  514. 514.
    "I love mexican."
  515. 515.
    >She immediately recoils at that joke.
  516. 516.
    >"No! Not taco. Taku."
  517. 517.
    >Braces make her talk with a slight lisp.
  518. 518.
    >Kind of cute.
  519. 519.
    >Never let Fluttershy know.
  520. 520.
    >Speaking of.
  521. 521.
    "Anime aficionado right? Cosplay like Fluttershy?"
  522. 522.
    >"She's good, but not nearly as devoted as I am."
  523. 523.
    >Wait, why is anime a thing?
  524. 524.
    >Japan doesn't exist here.
  525. 525.
    >"I'm Golden Mops."
  526. 526.
    >Oh wow, you were wrong.
  527. 527.
    >This mare has way more lisp then brace's mare over there.
  528. 528.
    >Golden is flipping through the player's guide at the moment.
  529. 529.
    >"Aw filly. I don't usually do this. Not all the happy with my character."
  530. 530.
    >She's nose deep in that.
  531. 531.
    >Right this is supposed to be a role-playing get-together.
  532. 532.
    >Where is Shining and Floor?
  533. 533.
    "Just keep it simple. Big strong horse that uses a battleaxe. Every team can use one."
  534. 534.
    >"I dunno. Fillies, what were you all putting together?"
  535. 535.
     
  536. 536.
    >Behold, a dramatic entrance.
  537. 537.
    >Before the players could start to harmonize a compatible party the basement door opens up.
  538. 538.
    >Cloaked in a dark hood, a unicorn slowly plods down the starts.
  539. 539.
    >Heavy clops echo in the room.
  540. 540.
    >Clearly, a dramatic moment.
  541. 541.
    "Shining Armor you cuck!"
  542. 542.
    >He stumbles down the last few steps and almost plows horn first into the wall.
  543. 543.
    >The mares around you gasp in horror at your blatant rudeness.
  544. 544.
    >Well, except, for Dot Matrix.
  545. 545.
    >She covers her mouth trying not to heave in laughter.
  546. 546.
    >Shining Armor clears his throat.
  547. 547.
    >"Well you know how to ruin a moment."
  548. 548.
    "Practically need to to avoid being raped by your wife and daughter."
  549. 549.
    >With a groan, Armor looks up the steps.
  550. 550.
    >"Princess Floor Bored. Come down."
  551. 551.
    >Not since the first time being at her place have you seen her.
  552. 552.
    >The other mares are learning towards the stairs to get a better view.
  553. 553.
    >Behold, the princess of neet.
  554. 554.
    >Crossing the threshold into the depths, Floor Bored goes down the steps.
  555. 555.
    >Yup, still looks the same.
  556. 556.
    >Messy, easy to overlook, and nervous.
  557. 557.
    >Disappointment from the others is palpable.
  558. 558.
    >"You look no different from last time! Are we being played?"
  559. 559.
    >"She really doesn't look like a princess."
  560. 560.
    >"Hi Floor!"
  561. 561.
    >At least that's what you think Goldie Mops said.
  562. 562.
    >Floor Bored slinks to a chair next to Taku.
  563. 563.
    >"Hey fillies."
  564. 564.
    >She looks at you.
  565. 565.
    >"A-anon."
  566. 566.
    "Better then last time."
  567. 567.
    >Puffs her cheeks out at you.
  568. 568.
    >Don't pay attention to him. Princess! Really?"
  569. 569.
    >Dot is eager.
  570. 570.
    >Floor nods.
  571. 571.
    >"Well come on. Horn? Wings? Take off the hoodie."
  572. 572.
    >Neet Princess rubs her forelegs and looks aside.
  573. 573.
    >"They're not that impressive."
  574. 574.
    >Brushing her wild mane aside, a small horn peaks out beneath bush.
  575. 575.
    >"I haven't used magic. Don't really feel like trying."
  576. 576.
    "Would be nice given how clumsy earth ponies are at games."
  577. 577.
    >All of the mares give you a quick dirty look.
  578. 578.
    >The hoodie is taken off and folded on the chair.
  579. 579.
    >Wings are indeed on her side, very normal wings.
  580. 580.
    >Normal wings are not really an alicorn thing.
  581. 581.
    >Her friends are still impressed.
  582. 582.
    >Taku really wants to touch them.
  583. 583.
    >"Wow! Floor when did this happen? Last week?"
  584. 584.
    "Oh this will be funny."
  585. 585.
    >"Before Twilight became princess."
  586. 586.
    >The quiet pause fills the room as they all process what Floor just revealed.
  587. 587.
    >Yelling follows quickly.
  588. 588.
    >"What!?"
  589. 589.
    >"We've been with you this entire time you were an alicorn! How did none of us notice?"
  590. 590.
    >"There's been no physical alterations, and yet the feathers should have been a big notice."
  591. 591.
    >Huh, the wings should have been hard to not notice.
  592. 592.
    "Don't feathers molt?"
  593. 593.
    >Floor just shrugs at you.
  594. 594.
    >"I thought the feathers came from my Wonderbolt pillow."
  595. 595.
    >Wonderbolt?
  596. 596.
    >The confusion must have been obvious.
  597. 597.
    >"Wonderbolt merchandise. Really expensive. Full body pillows filled with the feathers of pegasi stallions on the team."
  598. 598.
    >Wait, you remember that pillow.
  599. 599.
    >Soarn' was imprinted on it.
  600. 600.
    >It was sticky.
  601. 601.
    >Moving on real quick.
  602. 602.
    >The mares are all babbling with each other with excitement.
  603. 603.
    >Cute, but recall why you're here.
  604. 604.
     
  605. 605.
    >"Gentlemares, I must remind you all why you're here."
  606. 606.
    >Shining Armor sits at the head of the table, a GM screen covers most of him.
  607. 607.
    >"Your situation of no game is a cry for help, and I have come to deliver."
  608. 608.
    "So this isn't about rape?"
  609. 609.
    >"Well it's that too."
  610. 610.
    >Damn it.
  611. 611.
    >"Princess Floor needs a little help, so I've come up with this game to get her in the right situation."
  612. 612.
    >Please tell me these mares will object to this.
  613. 613.
    >"Oh, I've read about these antics in the newspaper. Real knee slappers."
  614. 614.
    >Damn it!
  615. 615.
    >"Popcorn for the event would be nice."
  616. 616.
    >Et tu, Dot.
  617. 617.
    >"Floor, are you sure this is something you want to do? He's notorious for not liking ponies. Turned down the most beautiful in all the land."
  618. 618.
    "Goldie, I'm not entirely sure what you just said, but Fluttershy ain't beautiful."
  619. 619.
    >She points to Shining Armor.
  620. 620.
    >"Princess Cadance, duh."
  621. 621.
    >Taco objects rather quickly.
  622. 622.
    >"Princess Luna is the most beautiful. Also she has good taste in anime."
  623. 623.
    >If she knew how many times Luna has tried to alter your dream sequences to relive those scenarios.
  624. 624.
    >Dot Matrix takes a forelegs around Floor Bored.
  625. 625.
    >"Clearly ya'll have already forgotten Princess Floor Bored is now the most beautiful princess in all of Equestria."
  626. 626.
    >Her laughter makes Floor facehoof, blushing red as a cherry.
  627. 627.
    >"Shining, please tell us what level our characters are before I run away."
  628. 628.
    >He rises to full height, horn glowing with evil intent.
  629. 629.
    >"Now, now. I'm the Game-master. Refer to me as such, or face the consequences. Also, level 5."
  630. 630.
    >All the mares immediately start writing down stats and features on their character sheets.
  631. 631.
    >Serious business.
  632. 632.
    >Armor smiles cruelly at you.
  633. 633.
    >"Now for your situation Anon. I'm going to lend you a helping hoof."
  634. 634.
    "Diamond Dog. Honesty Role. Backgrounds are Vigilant and Archer. Taking the Hang-up in Archer."
  635. 635.
    >Armor is taken aback.
  636. 636.
    >Floor's eyes widen with worry as she looks back at Armor.
  637. 637.
    >Shining refocuses and glares.
  638. 638.
    >"I don't know how you found out, but you're clearly prepared."
  639. 639.
    "Yup."
  640. 640.
    >Dot looks up from her character sheet for a moment.
  641. 641.
    >"Interesting choices. Diamond Dog isn't a popular option, Honesty less so. At least somepony chose it. Didn't have to wait an hour to get a newbie up to date."
  642. 642.
    >Armor shakes his head.
  643. 643.
    >"Sorry. Not what you're playing."
  644. 644.
    >A sheet of paper floats in a magical aura and lands in front of you.
  645. 645.
    >Picking it up you read it carefully.
  646. 646.
    "Human? That ain't in the playbook."
  647. 647.
    >"Just for you, I've made you."
  648. 648.
    "Geez, what an ego. Human. Role, Generosity. Background, Crowdpleaser and Chatty."
  649. 649.
    >This sucks.
  650. 650.
    >Taco smacks her lips as you share your new character sheet.
  651. 651.
    >"Kind of a buff slut. What's the human get?"
  652. 652.
    "1 point of freaking health, extra square of reach, increase a stat, choose an extra smart base skill, and 30 movement speed. Shining this thing sucks balls. What's wrong with my character? Sir Boneyard is a legit build. Unlike this joke."
  653. 653.
    >Floor mumbles loudly.
  654. 654.
    >"It isn't that bad. Just a support build."
  655. 655.
     
  656. 656.
    "This game hasn't even started and already this choo-choo train is in full motion. Starting with one point of health. Armor, no other races starts with one point."
  657. 657.
    >Shining takes out bags of dice.
  658. 658.
    >"It seemed suitable. You get extra range."
  659. 659.
    "Wow. In a world of lasers and boulder throwing, that extra range sure is nice. On a non-melee build."
  660. 660.
    >"Like I said, suitable."
  661. 661.
    >Ass.
  662. 662.
    >Taku speaks up quickly.
  663. 663.
    >"Actually changelings also start with one point, but they're in a rather controversial supplement."
  664. 664.
    >Huh, that's kind of interesting.
  665. 665.
    >There's a sound of the basement door opening once more.
  666. 666.
    >"Hello! How's my brave warriors doing tonight?"
  667. 667.
    >Floor blushes as she sinks into her chain.
  668. 668.
    >Clopping down the stairs you see an mare carrying snacks.
  669. 669.
    >The other mares greet her without looking up from their character sheets.
  670. 670.
    >"Hey Mrs. Tile."
  671. 671.
    >Right, the mom.
  672. 672.
    >She's the one that got excited about this game over the mic.
  673. 673.
    >"I brought snacks and juice. I'm so happy to see you all again. Shining! It's been too long, how have you been?"
  674. 674.
    >He looks at her and tilts his head.
  675. 675.
    >That's the look of trying to remember a blank face.
  676. 676.
    >"Sorry. I'm having trouble remembering your name. Did we meet back at Canterlot Castle?"
  677. 677.
    >The smile on Floor Tile thins.
  678. 678.
    >Still there, but it is thinner.
  679. 679.
    >"Oh you kidder. We went to high school together. Remember? Me. Punch Card, Home Sick, and Noodle. Yeah?"
  680. 680.
    >He pauses a moment and shakes his head.
  681. 681.
    >"Nope. Sorry."
  682. 682.
    >Floor Tile is still smiling, but that isn't one that belongs on a happy pony.
  683. 683.
    >Eyes shut, tail stiff, grin lacks the creases on the cheek.
  684. 684.
    >"That's fine. Here you go. Drink up, you'll need it for all the talking you'll be doing as GM."
  685. 685.
    >"Er, thanks. Good point. Hey sorry. Just been a while since high school."
  686. 686.
    >Tile goes to each mare and gives them a pick me up.
  687. 687.
    >As she reaches you she bumps into you 'accidentally'.
  688. 688.
    >"Oops, sorry about that. Clumsy me. Anyway, call me when you need something heroes. I'll be checking in."
  689. 689.
    >She dropped a napkin in your lap.
  690. 690.
    >Watch as she bounces up the stairs, and gives you a wink.
  691. 691.
    >Oh boy, you're about to a tool for a MILF.
  692. 692.
    >Check the napkin discreetly.
  693. 693.
    >'Switched dice. They're loaded, roll carefully.'
  694. 694.
    >Instructions?
  695. 695.
    >Oh, there's a way to roll high depending on how I throw it.
  696. 696.
    >Hide the napkin.
  697. 697.
    >Dot puts down her character.
  698. 698.
    >"Earth Pony, you know, 'cause they're the best."
  699. 699.
    >They're busted.
  700. 700.
    >"Background; Bard and Futurist. Role, Laughter.
  701. 701.
    >Taku starts hers.
  702. 702.
    >"I got pegasus, background; Rogue and Tricky, role is Kindness."
  703. 703.
    >Goldie Mop starts to explain hers, you think.
  704. 704.
    >"Earth Pony, Fighter. Also got Fighter, Heavy Hitter, and Powerhouse. Laughter role.
  705. 705.
    "Three backgrounds? Bit of a gamble there."
  706. 706.
    >She smiles mischievously.
  707. 707.
    >"All the power. Who cares if I have more downsides."
  708. 708.
    >Floor Bored is given a sheet by Shining Armor.
  709. 709.
    >Her eyes bug out.
  710. 710.
    "Let me guess, you're an alicorn."
  711. 711.
    >Floor nodes.
  712. 712.
    >Dot Matrix slams a hoof down.
  713. 713.
    >"Alicorns are supposed to be a reward for reaching level 20."
  714. 714.
     
  715. 715.
    >Kind of funny watching a rather chubby pony shake her hoof angerly at the pony who looks like he lives in a gym barracks.
  716. 716.
    >Thick mare don't care Shining is a chiseled beast of a stallion.
  717. 717.
    >For his part, he doesn't seemed phased.
  718. 718.
    >"So?"
  719. 719.
    >"How is that fair?"
  720. 720.
    >"It isn't. News flash Dot Matrix, this system was never balanced. We play the game regardless."
  721. 721.
    >With a grunting growl, Dot Matrix sits back down.
  722. 722.
    >Taku clears her throat.
  723. 723.
    >"So Floor, what else do you have?"
  724. 724.
    >Floor looks up from her sheet, slightly frowning.
  725. 725.
    >"More home-brewed stuff. Alicorn origin, Magic Role, and background with Princess and Magician."
  726. 726.
    >Taku nods, understanding someone was being GM favored.
  727. 727.
    >"So what does an alicorn get? Main character stuff right?"
  728. 728.
    >Nodding answers her question.
  729. 729.
    >Goldie Mop looks between Shining Armor and you.
  730. 730.
    >She's probably realizing how this is going to play out.
  731. 731.
    >Floorb is going to be the star of the show, you are the prize to abuse, and they're there to be side piece bit players.
  732. 732.
    >Not the best way to get the gang back together.
  733. 733.
    "Are we ready then?"
  734. 734.
    >Shining Armor straightness out the GM board.
  735. 735.
    >"You all have been tasked to enter the evil wizard's tower to retrieve the orb."
  736. 736.
    "For the greater good?"
  737. 737.
    >"The greater good."
  738. 738.
    >All the mares answers automatically.
  739. 739.
    >Armor's eye twitches.
  740. 740.
    >Aw, poor baby.
  741. 741.
    >Try to not get too worked up over your super serious story.
  742. 742.
    >"If the wizard finishes his magical spell, he'll mind control the kingdom."
  743. 743.
    >Taku nods as she gets into character.
  744. 744.
    >"With swift nimbleness, I throw my epic cap over my shoulder. Keen eyes look for the best way into the wizards tower. My roguish skills are fresh to destroy traps."
  745. 745.
    >Shining Armor nods.
  746. 746.
    >"You do so as Anon wonders carelessly behind you."
  747. 747.
    >Goldie quickly calls out.
  748. 748.
    >"Don't worry. With my immense strength I keep Anon from wondering far."
  749. 749.
    >Gamemaster rolls something.
  750. 750.
    >Goldie clarifies.
  751. 751.
    >"Don't worry. I'll roll my strength. I'm like super strong after all."
  752. 752.
    >Shining sighs.
  753. 753.
    >"That's fine. Taku you do find a magical trap to the entrance. It requires a magical spell to break. Floor, you'll need to break it, but you'll need aid."
  754. 754.
    >He looks at you.
  755. 755.
    >"She'll need aid."
  756. 756.
    "Right. Buff stuff."
  757. 757.
    >"Hold on!"
  758. 758.
    >Dot Matrix brings up a hoof.
  759. 759.
    >"I use my bard ability to buff myself."
  760. 760.
    >Ok.
  761. 761.
    >"Then using my technology skill with the Futurist background I activate a device my character would had created before coming here."
  762. 762.
    >Excitedly, she brings out a grey brick of a handheld.
  763. 763.
    >"I'll call it the Dot Box. When I insert a card into it then it'll perform a skill for us. Just need to make the technology roll."
  764. 764.
    >Right, technology is more ok in pony rpgs than in human.
  765. 765.
    >It makes it more fantasy for them.
  766. 766.
    >"This thing can scan spells. What kind of spell is it?"
  767. 767.
    >Shining rolls his lips.
  768. 768.
    >"Roll for it."
  769. 769.
    >Excited, Dot rolls her D20, D12, D8, D6, D4, and D2.
  770. 770.
    >"Because this is a specialized skill I can make multiple rolls and up-roll thanks to my own buff to succeed."
  771. 771.
    >Check your character sheet real quick.
  772. 772.
    >Shining put technology as one of your skills.
  773. 773.
    >Probably thought it would be useless.
  774. 774.
    "I use my generosity ability to increase that skill to an auto-succeed."
  775. 775.
    >"You what!?"
  776. 776.
    "Right here dude, you put down technology as one of my skills. I can use it to give her my die. Which given how high it is already, is considered an auto-succeed."
  777. 777.
    >Dot Matrix sounds really excited.
  778. 778.
    >"Oh nice one dude!"
  779. 779.
     
  780. 780.
    >The mares all turn towards the GM.
  781. 781.
    >"Well, what kind of spell is it?"
  782. 782.
    "You better tell us if you made a homebrew spell as well. Don't try to get sneaky."
  783. 783.
    >Shining actually freezes at that accusation, but quickly recovers.
  784. 784.
    >"The defense spell you find meant to be found by semi-competent adventures to lure them into the real trap. Any tampering will trigger it unless you know how to dispel it in the right order."
  785. 785.
    "So what does it do when it is triggered?"
  786. 786.
    >"You don't know. The results are not on the usual list."
  787. 787.
    >Floor Bored perks up with curious eyes.
  788. 788.
    >"Oh, so doesn't do the normal negative traits. Well we are dealing with a mind control happy wizard."
  789. 789.
    >Goldie Mops nods as she helps piece together the trap.
  790. 790.
    >"Right. So it's probably going to do some mind trickery."
  791. 791.
    >Taku was tapping the side of her cheek as she thought out loud.
  792. 792.
    >"Mind control is on the sheet of ailments. Unless this is a specific mind control we haven't seen before."
  793. 793.
    "Pony vs griffon mind control?"
  794. 794.
    >"Yeah, you need to specialize the spell to the origin. So it's probably meant to target you. The human."
  795. 795.
    >Armor has been longer in the face as the players discussed the first trap, not the first encounter, the first trap at the entrance.
  796. 796.
    >Players eh?
  797. 797.
    >"You've all pretty much figured it out."
  798. 798.
    >Floor looks over her sheet.
  799. 799.
    >"I can counter-spell that with the human element in mind. With the information Dot gives my character that should cover the down-casting penalties."
  800. 800.
    >She get's the go ahead to roll.
  801. 801.
    >"Right, that's a success. The spell you take apart and can tell how it was made. You can put human mind control in your spell list."
  802. 802.
    >Dot tilts her head.
  803. 803.
    >"Did the wizard know we had a human with us? Guess we need to be careful."
  804. 804.
    "Not that careful. Not like I'm going to be a real threat if I did lose control."
  805. 805.
    >GM decides to move along.
  806. 806.
    >"The hidden entrance is easy for you to pick Taku. Going in you find a dank dark chamber. As you enter the main chamber the hidden entrance closes with a heavy 'thud'. You're now stuck inside."
  807. 807.
    "Taku, Floor, check to see if we're now being scryed upon. That wizard might be tracking us. Goldie, keep them safe. Dot, see if you can cobble together light sources for us."
  808. 808.
    >"I'll do you one better, dark-vision goggles!"
  809. 809.
    >"So what are you doing?"
  810. 810.
    "Nothing. Wait on my teammates and I don't touch anything."
  811. 811.
    >The girls start rolling and spout out their results.
  812. 812.
    >Doesn't seem like we're being scryed upon, but no one is buying that.
  813. 813.
    >No traps.
  814. 814.
    >Dot makes one dark-vision goggle.
  815. 815.
    >Need to find more stuff so she can make more.
  816. 816.
    >"I'll use my Dot Box to make a map of every room as we find them."
  817. 817.
    "Right, so outside of the locked door, how can we leave this chamber?"
  818. 818.
    >Shining puts down a map on the table.
  819. 819.
    >Fog of war keeps most of it concealed.
  820. 820.
    >"Doors right there and there. Where do you all go?"
  821. 821.
    >Floor hums at the options.
  822. 822.
    >"We should probably assume the BBEM (Big Bad Evil Mare) already knows we are here. So we shouldn't stay in one place for too long."
  823. 823.
     
  824. 824.
    >The players nod in agreement.
  825. 825.
    >So what to chose.
  826. 826.
    >Shining Armor picks up his dice and rolls them.
  827. 827.
    >With a clatter his eyes widen as his dice go sliding off the table.
  828. 828.
    >"Shoot!"
  829. 829.
    >Pushing his chair back he slinks under to grab them.
  830. 830.
    >You don't think much about it.
  831. 831.
    >That is until a pair of wings smack you in the face.
  832. 832.
    >Spitting angrily, you look over at Floor Bored.
  833. 833.
    >She's staring at Shining.
  834. 834.
    >His ass is sticking straight in the air.
  835. 835.
    >Wingboners.
  836. 836.
    >Neet wingboners just slapped you in the face.
  837. 837.
    >In fact, a quick glance tells you all the mares are staring.
  838. 838.
    >Taku is probably blushing the hardest.
  839. 839.
    >Dot's jaw hangs open.
  840. 840.
    >Goldie, well you can't really tell under that bushie mane.
  841. 841.
    >Man, can't understand her or see her face.
  842. 842.
    >As you're rolling your eyes at the other players, a paper airplane smacks you in the face.
  843. 843.
    >Looking up at the offending thrower, you see the mother, Floor Tile, at the basement door, .
  844. 844.
    >She gestures for you to hurry up and slinks back in the shadows.
  845. 845.
    >Read as quick as possible before throwing away the letter.
  846. 846.
    >'Quantum enemies.'
  847. 847.
    >Floor Tile must be peaking at the GM notes past the screen.
  848. 848.
    >Also, terrible GM play.
  849. 849.
    >Minions that show up no matter what you choose.
  850. 850.
    >Shining Armor stumbles back into his chair after retrieving his dice.
  851. 851.
    >"Sorry about that, what are you all doing?"
  852. 852.
    >Is he really not noticing the affect he has on these neets?
  853. 853.
    "Goldie, we're going into that door. Use your massive strength to hit it hard enough to knock it off the henges and into whoever is waiting for us. Floor Board and Taku use a spell to seal the other door shut."
  854. 854.
    >"You got it! Kaiju strength go!"
  855. 855.
    >Goldie Mops actually yells this out as all of the dice roll on the table.
  856. 856.
    >It isn't even a matter if she succeeds, just how much she does.
  857. 857.
    >Shining squints at you.
  858. 858.
    >"With your powerful punch the door through the entrance into a room with nothing in it. Something slams at the other door, but fails to open it."
  859. 859.
    >Everyone moves their pogs into the next room.
  860. 860.
    >That's when a trapdoor pops open and minions jump out.
  861. 861.
    >Wow.
  862. 862.
    >Shining Armor yells out dramatically that we're all surprised.
  863. 863.
    >"Get ready for combat against the gremlins."
  864. 864.
    >"Don't I get a chance to find this secret door?"
  865. 865.
    >"This one was too well hidden and would take time to find. Time you don't have."
  866. 866.
    >Taku frowns at that answer.
  867. 867.
    >Quantum foes and monster closets.
  868. 868.
    >Great.
  869. 869.
    >"Given your builds, Dot you have to start the combat singing. Goldie you're -1 on strength rolls until the next round. Taku you don't get to use the surprise feature on the foes. Floor, magic is a -2 due to just using a spell on the other door. Anon."
  870. 870.
    "I didn't do anything so I don't have any negatives."
  871. 871.
    >"Fine. Roll initiative ponies."
  872. 872.
    >First fight of the session.
  873. 873.
    >Time to cheat right back and roll high.
  874. 874.
    >Dice roll from your fingers and give you a 19.
  875. 875.
    >Everyone else get middling results, including Floor who's at the bottom.
  876. 876.
    >Wizard needs to go first.
  877. 877.
    "I use my After You ability. Floor you go first."
  878. 878.
    >"Thanks Anon.
  879. 879.
     
  880. 880.
    >Everyone waits expectantly for our wizard's first move.
  881. 881.
    >There's a gremlin for everyone.
  882. 882.
    >"I cast warm breeze."
  883. 883.
    >What?
  884. 884.
    "You gotta explain that one to me."
  885. 885.
    >"Gremlins are known weather pests. They like to cause all kinds of weather problems. Unless you take that option away from them."
  886. 886.
    >Shining Armor nods.
  887. 887.
    >"Very smart. They take out their short swords."
  888. 888.
    >Damn it!
  889. 889.
    >They all miss, none of them have any skills in melee.
  890. 890.
    >Nice.
  891. 891.
    >Except one gremlin throws weird ball at you which explodes into purple smoke.
  892. 892.
    >"Roll an Evasive."
  893. 893.
    >Crude, do you cheat again?
  894. 894.
    >Roll normally.
  895. 895.
    >Average result.
  896. 896.
    >"Sadly that is not enough. Your clothes are burning right now."
  897. 897.
    >Just my clothes?
  898. 898.
    >Taku growls out her next move.
  899. 899.
    >"I take out the cheating monster with my high flying henshin dive kick right in that gremlin's stupid face. He's distracted by attacking Anon so I use my Tricky ability to get an edge on my attack. Sneak attack to the face jerk."
  900. 900.
    >"Ok, ok you take him out easily. No need to act it out."
  901. 901.
    >Goldie starts to roll her dice.
  902. 902.
    >"Multiattack time. I buck one of the gremlins into another one with a strong hit. Don't forget my Iron Hoof perk."
  903. 903.
    >Shining looks down behind the screen.
  904. 904.
    >"Hold on, checking rules for throwing. Right, they're both taken out. Dot you have to start combat by singing."
  905. 905.
    >Dot is smug about that.
  906. 906.
    >"Laughter ability. Side Splitter. Performance check that deals damage. In the spirit of laughter that's only a move action. Then I clobber him with my Dot Box over his head."
  907. 907.
    >She really is a min-maxer.
  908. 908.
    >Shining sighs.
  909. 909.
    >"That takes care of that gremlin. Anon, what are you doing?"
  910. 910.
    "Stop drop and roll."
  911. 911.
    >"You're able to quickly prevent losing most of your clothes. Your legs and torso can been seen under the holes. Muscles flinch from the exposure. Everypony can see the your bare skin."
  912. 912.
    "Now hold on, before you decide to go auto-erotica, why would the characters care? Humans are now shoehorned into the setting. They would know what one looks like and not care. Ponies don't normally wear clothes."
  913. 913.
    >Floor is chewing on her lip.
  914. 914.
    >"It's kind of hot."
  915. 915.
    "Not to your wizard."
  916. 916.
    >"Maybe she does."
  917. 917.
    "Is Shining Armor hot because you can see his legs?"
  918. 918.
    >She refuses to answer, just get redder.
  919. 919.
    "Fine, last action I get back up. Floor please blast the last one."
  920. 920.
    >"O-oh right. Lancing beam to attack."
  921. 921.
    >Shining nods at the result.
  922. 922.
    >"Gone. Congrats fillies and Anon. That was the first combat."
  923. 923.
    >That went faster than most games you've played.
  924. 924.
    "Can I please patch my clothes?"
  925. 925.
    >"Well like you said, no pony normally wears clothes."
  926. 926.
    "I will use the curtains on the window if I have to."
  927. 927.
    >He rolls his eyes.
  928. 928.
    >"Fine. Where do you all go now?"
  929. 929.
    >Dot raises a hoof.
  930. 930.
    >"Gremlin ecology doesn't put them in a basement, they're sky pests."
  931. 931.
    "If we want a in-universe reason, probably to trip up any adventurers not expecting it."
  932. 932.
    >The group shrug at that idea.
  933. 933.
    >Taku points at the map.
  934. 934.
    >"I think those are stairs on the map. Let's take them and climb the tower."
  935. 935.
     
  936. 936.
    >Man, screw traps.
  937. 937.
    >These things are targeting you in particular.
  938. 938.
    >"Don't worry Anon, I'll patch you up with my heal kit."
  939. 939.
    >Taku is really eager to heal.
  940. 940.
    >She mocks putting hooves on you, still too nervous to actually touch you.
  941. 941.
    >"You can feel how soft his skin is as you wrap bandages on him."
  942. 942.
    >Shut up Shining.
  943. 943.
    "This wizard's tower is almost not worth it. We keep getting slowed down."
  944. 944.
    >Basement door opens up once more as Floor Tile bounces safely down the stairs.
  945. 945.
    >"Hello heroes, don't mind me. Just taking the trash and refilling drinks."
  946. 946.
    >Another napkin is passed to you as she moves from pony to pony.
  947. 947.
    >Shining Armor sits there as she moves by, watching you.
  948. 948.
    >His goal is obvious, get your character mind control so he can puppet it to do, stuff.
  949. 949.
    >Probably lewd stuff.
  950. 950.
    >"Prince Armor, I figured you would appreciate some wine. Took it out of the pantry."
  951. 951.
    >His ears swivel to her before turning his head.
  952. 952.
    >"You didn't have to do that Ms."
  953. 953.
    >"Please call me Tile, and you are an important guest. We keep it around for just an occasion."
  954. 954.
    >"Right, Tile. Well, it wouldn't hurt."
  955. 955.
    >Sadly, you don't recognize the brand or flavor.
  956. 956.
    >Pony wine is weird to you.
  957. 957.
    >Shining taps a gulp before breathing out deeply.
  958. 958.
    >Goldie crinkles her nose from the alcoholic smell.
  959. 959.
    >"Well, this dungeon is getting tough. We're only a fourth of the way up."
  960. 960.
    "Almost like it was designed for us to lose eventually."
  961. 961.
    >Dot Matrix spins a d4 on the table as she weighs in.
  962. 962.
    >"I mean if I was an evil enchantress I would make my tower impossible too."
  963. 963.
    >Floor Bored taps her hooves together.
  964. 964.
    >She's looking at the spells she has.
  965. 965.
    >Shining told her to use the mind control spell on Anon.
  966. 966.
    >Just can't bring herself to do it.
  967. 967.
    >You know he told her to do it.
  968. 968.
    >He ain't that slick.
  969. 969.
    >"Taku, how do you feel about the two of us fly up the tower?"
  970. 970.
    >Taku hums at the question.
  971. 971.
    >"I dunno. We would be out in the open."
  972. 972.
    >You take a quick swig of your drink, and peak at the message.
  973. 973.
    >It's a picture.
  974. 974.
    >A box with a crude stick figure of you standing out of it.
  975. 975.
    >Think outside the box?
  976. 976.
    "Floor, you have fireball right?"
  977. 977.
    >"Yeah?"
  978. 978.
    "According to the rules you can shape the spell to do a different trick with some down shift in your magic role."
  979. 979.
    >"It burns a resource, but it is possible."
  980. 980.
    "All right girls, forget climbing the tower. We're going to bring it down."
  981. 981.
    >Dot waves her hooves in the air.
  982. 982.
    >"Explosives! In my O&O game?"
  983. 983.
    >Goldie chimes right back in.
  984. 984.
    >"More likely than you think."
  985. 985.
    >Look between the two giggling mares.
  986. 986.
    >Clearly an in joke.
  987. 987.
    "We're going to blow up the tower."
  988. 988.
    >Shining glares at you before standing up in his seat.
  989. 989.
    >"You're going to find that difficult to do, or safe."
  990. 990.
    "Goldie, tie off our rope off window. We're going back outside. Dot, you've been mapping out our progress. Load bearing pillars, can your game boy."
  991. 991.
    >"Dot Box."
  992. 992.
    "Whatever, Dot Box. Can you find them?"
  993. 993.
    >"I probably don't even need to do that. My character is smart enough to identify that."
  994. 994.
    >Right, this might able to work.
  995. 995.
     
  996. 996.
    >Shining is gritting his teeth as Goldie excitedly and autistically expounds upon poorly defined rules.
  997. 997.
    >"And if we want to do kaiju on kaiju battles the size rules help explain how easily play it."
  998. 998.
    >"Enough. Sit down. Put your book away. Now!"
  999. 999.
    >Shining stands up in the chair snorting mad trying to wrangle his players and plans together.
  1000. 1000.
    >A loud rip is heard as his robes fall off his body.
  1001. 1001.
    >"What the!? Now this happens as well? Of all the dumbest nonsense."
  1002. 1002.
    >As the stallion is venting at his destroyed clothes you look at the mares.
  1003. 1003.
    >Ears pointed straight, eyes focused, nostrils flared mouths agape.
  1004. 1004.
    >They're all looking at the stallion now unclothed.
  1005. 1005.
    >Right, he still a 10/10 for ponies.
  1006. 1006.
    >Dude is snorting and huffing right now.
  1007. 1007.
    >That wasn't an accident.
  1008. 1008.
    >Look up the stairs were Neet MILF is probably listening very closely.
  1009. 1009.
    >Her hooves are very deft, it is honestly scary.
  1010. 1010.
    >So very glad she isn't that power against you.
  1011. 1011.
    >This might be your opening.
  1012. 1012.
    >Think outside the box right?
  1013. 1013.
    >Floor is supposed to have her way with you.
  1014. 1014.
    >Time to make the prince consort the target.
  1015. 1015.
    "Been a while Shining. Still work out."
  1016. 1016.
    >He looks at you with a confused twitch.
  1017. 1017.
    >"What? Ok, shut up. What's this plan about blowing up the tower?"
  1018. 1018.
    >Goldie mumbles under her breath.
  1019. 1019.
    >"I already explained it. Didn't you hear me?"
  1020. 1020.
    >Aw man, she sounds like this happens to her a lot.
  1021. 1021.
    >Floor recovers first and speaks up.
  1022. 1022.
    >"Like Goldie said, Wizard's Tower has certain weaknesses that we can exploit. Here on this section is the worst one. Which is why later published adventures didn't give players easy access to basements."
  1023. 1023.
    >Dot Matrix bluntly laughed.
  1024. 1024.
    >"Guess you weren't around when that strategy became more commonplace."
  1025. 1025.
    >Taku seems more excited as well.
  1026. 1026.
    >"Right so, we alchemically mix the fireball spell into alchemy vial. One pony opens the trap door and stays there so they can reopen it."
  1027. 1027.
    >Floor nods along and continues the plan of attack.
  1028. 1028.
    >"I'll down shift my spell casting to make it stronger the longer I wait to trigger it. Dot, shape the explosion to go all into the load baring fixture. Don't want to auto-fail the spell by adding more additions to it."
  1029. 1029.
    "I guess I'll be a cheerleader on the side."
  1030. 1030.
    >"I didn't say you would succeed."
  1031. 1031.
    >Shining Armor horsily snorts his objections.
  1032. 1032.
    >"The wizard made a more powerful version of the Wizard's Tower to avoid this kind of problem."
  1033. 1033.
    >That's when the yelling starts.
  1034. 1034.
    >Oh boy GM vs players fighting.
  1035. 1035.
    >"More powerful!? Shining Armor are you listening to yourself? It doesn't work like that."
  1036. 1036.
    >"It does when I say so."
  1037. 1037.
    >Taku's turn to slam her hooves down.
  1038. 1038.
    >"All right then. Explain how it is more powerful. Adding more supporting pillars doesn't change the outcome. We'd bring more explosives."
  1039. 1039.
    >Shining pulls himself to full height over his GM screen.
  1040. 1040.
    >"Magic. The pillars are magic, impossible to destroy."
  1041. 1041.
    >Dot laughs even harder at that.
  1042. 1042.
    >"Shining, the wizard would be rolling in dough if she could do that."
  1043. 1043.
     
  1044. 1044.
    >Something weird is going on here.
  1045. 1045.
    >These nerds are standing up to Shining Armor.
  1046. 1046.
    >No hesitation.
  1047. 1047.
    >Bold.
  1048. 1048.
    >It's very unusual.
  1049. 1049.
    >Floor had a heart attack at the thought of meeting you in her room.
  1050. 1050.
    >Now she's having a shouting match with the former captain of Equestria.
  1051. 1051.
    >Reevaluating what you've noticed.
  1052. 1052.
    >Shining is flushed with energy and red with frustration.
  1053. 1053.
    >Actually odd that he's loosing his cool.
  1054. 1054.
    >The mares are all animated.
  1055. 1055.
    >Look at the now empty wine he drank.
  1056. 1056.
    >Did the Neet MILF spike it with something weird?
  1057. 1057.
    >That trick was tried on you once.
  1058. 1058.
    >"Nothing in Canterlot has magic stones like that Shining. This mare would be rolling in dough if she could make the only spell that made invincible infrastructure. Forget mind control, she'd be the most in demand mare in the world. Everypony would meet her price."
  1059. 1059.
    >Shining throws is hooves in the air.
  1060. 1060.
    >"Fine! You can blow up the tower. There, are you all happy?"
  1061. 1061.
    >The players whinny in their victory.
  1062. 1062.
    >Armor looks at you pointedly.
  1063. 1063.
    >It was your idea after all.
  1064. 1064.
    >"The tower creaks and crumbles with terrifying force. The ground upends with rapid erosion beneath your hooves and none of you can remain standing."
  1065. 1065.
    >Share a look between your fellow players.
  1066. 1066.
    >"Dust chokes your breathing, vision is watery, your thoughts think it is the end of the world. Yet it doesn't. Eventually peace returns and the dust settles."
  1067. 1067.
    "So what do we see when we look around."
  1068. 1068.
    >"The tower has indeed collapsed."
  1069. 1069.
    >Right, he's not going to concede.
  1070. 1070.
    "So we win?"
  1071. 1071.
    >"As your character asks that a powerful laugh is heard. All of you look up to see a mare slowly descend surrounding by a magic energy shield. 'Foolish ponies, you tried to take the easy way out. For that, I'll make you squirm. I am too Great and Powerful for any of you.' Anon, she hits you with a spell."
  1072. 1072.
    >Wonder if objecting is going to do anything.
  1073. 1073.
    "Do I get a role to resist?"
  1074. 1074.
    >"Anon your character tries, but it's useless. She is more powerful than you."
  1075. 1075.
    >"We go to attack her!"
  1076. 1076.
    >Dot, Taku, and Goldie shout out quickly.
  1077. 1077.
    >Dices are rolled.
  1078. 1078.
    >Floor doesn't, she's looking at you nervously.
  1079. 1079.
    >"The attacks bounce off the shield. The human starts to take off his clothes. His smell is strangely amplified."
  1080. 1080.
    "Not as much as a hot-blooded stallion. Don't even have to undress them."
  1081. 1081.
    >Shining is taken aback from your counter.
  1082. 1082.
    >"All of you look at Anon and see his unique psychology."
  1083. 1083.
    "Not as appealing as a chiselled stallion."
  1084. 1084.
    >Princess Floor Bored is looking between the two of you as you go back and forth.
  1085. 1085.
    >Are you really going to do vocal erotica for a group of sexless neets to save your ass?
  1086. 1086.
    >Yeah.
  1087. 1087.
    >They'll probably get to hot under the collar before they all run in embarrassment.
  1088. 1088.
    >"Bipedal body makes his rump more accented."
  1089. 1089.
    "Too lean and frail compared to a manly stallion who could carry you."
  1090. 1090.
    >Shining looks down at your junk.
  1091. 1091.
    >Right, he's never actually seen you naked.
  1092. 1092.
    >Despite the attempts from his wife and daughter.
  1093. 1093.
    "Also the stallion has the perfect package for a mare."
  1094. 1094.
     
  1095. 1095.
    >Shining Armor snorts as he stares you down from his GM screen.
  1096. 1096.
    >"The powerful wizard mare disintegrates the human's clothes and puppets him. Floor, he grabs you and kisses you deeply. His hot breath mixes with your own."
  1097. 1097.
    >Still role-playing huh.
  1098. 1098.
    "Floor your blurry eyes reveal that the human was an unicorn stallion this entire time. A disguise spell. Stunning white and cool blue. He nips at your ears as he whispers how much he wants you to take him."
  1099. 1099.
    >At this point the mares are just staring at you two talking nonsense.
  1100. 1100.
    >Armor growls in response.
  1101. 1101.
    >"What nonsense are you talking about, Anon? I'm the GM, remember."
  1102. 1102.
    "Floor, take the stallion. He wants it, and if he doesn't. YOU can take him princess."
  1103. 1103.
    >"You can't be serious. Floor, this whole charade was so you can finally do something with Anon. Bucking lazy neet. Fine. He's here. Do it."
  1104. 1104.
    "Screw that. Shining Armor would be such a better lay. Dude is a DILF. You know how Flurry likes to talk about how this oblivious oaf has the eyes of every mare he walks past. The untouchable consort prince, but not for you right here, right now."
  1105. 1105.
    >"What!? That's the idiotic angle you were gunning for this entire time?! Of all the inane foalish tantrums."
  1106. 1106.
    >He slaps aside the GM screen with his hoof and grabs you with magic.
  1107. 1107.
    >Resist as much as you can from being dragged.
  1108. 1108.
    >"Floor. Do something now. No more wasting time."
  1109. 1109.
    "Floor. For all neets everywhere, take the fucking jock that looked down on all of you."
  1110. 1110.
    >Both of you are yelling.
  1111. 1111.
    >Floor is gripping her head, looking down at the floor.
  1112. 1112.
    >Her horn is glowing.
  1113. 1113.
    >For the first time, it is glowing.
  1114. 1114.
    >"Shut up. Shut up! Shut up!!!"
  1115. 1115.
    >Her mane is going wild as she jerks straight up at you two.
  1116. 1116.
    >Eyes are filled with madness and swirl with mental confusion.
  1117. 1117.
    >She grabs you and throws you across the room straight into a pile of boxes.
  1118. 1118.
    >Floor turns to Shining and magically grabs him and pulls him onto the table.
  1119. 1119.
    >Shining is wide-eyed with shock.
  1120. 1120.
    >Only for a moment.
  1121. 1121.
    >"You idiot."
  1122. 1122.
    >The magical aura around Armor breaks quickly and in turn he starts to push back.
  1123. 1123.
    >"Typical. Just typical. Floor, your horn is small enough to fit on a filly's head. In what reality did you think that would work?"
  1124. 1124.
    >Floor is sweating hard as she realized just how screwed she was.
  1125. 1125.
    >Towering over her on the table, his horn overshadows her.
  1126. 1126.
    >"Get him!"
  1127. 1127.
    >Dot is the first to yell out.
  1128. 1128.
    >Taku yelps as she scrambles up and grabs a leg.
  1129. 1129.
    >Goldie launches herself on Shining's back and starts to pull on his mane.
  1130. 1130.
    >"Don't you dare look down on our friend. And you're a bad GM."
  1131. 1131.
    >Dot is slower, trying to drag her chunky body, but she wraps herself around the stallion's neck.
  1132. 1132.
    >All together they start to pull him down.
  1133. 1133.
    >Only for a moment.
  1134. 1134.
    >They all squeal in surprise as he bodily rises.
  1135. 1135.
    >A quick hoof, a flip, and bite.
  1136. 1136.
    >All it took and they were thrown down.
  1137. 1137.
    >"Flabby, slow, dull, all of you. I was literally the captain of Equestria. Top shape, in body, mind, and magic. Did any of you think you had a chance?"
  1138. 1138.
     
  1139. 1139.
    >This is it, you can run right now and get away.
  1140. 1140.
    >Just like every other time.
  1141. 1141.
    >"I am a bucking Sparkle. Four of you have no hope to ever measure up."
  1142. 1142.
    >He's pinned three of them to the table beneath his deft hooves.
  1143. 1143.
    >Taku, Dot, and Goldie struggle under his physical fitness.
  1144. 1144.
    >Floor Bored is quickly losing the magical struggle.
  1145. 1145.
    >Tears are breaking on the corner of her eyes.
  1146. 1146.
    >Quickly, you spring up and dart towards the stairs.
  1147. 1147.
    >Shining doesn't even notice, you're too quiet over all the noise.
  1148. 1148.
    >Look back.
  1149. 1149.
    >Eyes meet with Floor.
  1150. 1150.
    >She only has a few moments.
  1151. 1151.
    >There is no chance for this hopeless helpless mare.
  1152. 1152.
    >...
  1153. 1153.
    >Damn it.
  1154. 1154.
    >With as much idiot luck you can muster, you spring back towards the table.
  1155. 1155.
    >Goldie sees you coming first.
  1156. 1156.
    >"Anon! Run!"
  1157. 1157.
    >Shining glances behind and sees you.
  1158. 1158.
    >With a smirk he lets up on Floor Bored and gets ready to counter whatever nonsense you have planned.
  1159. 1159.
    >A punch, kick, tackle?
  1160. 1160.
    >He's seen your games and nothing you can do will surprise him.
  1161. 1161.
    >Except for fingers up both nostrils.
  1162. 1162.
    >Gross, so gross.
  1163. 1163.
    >Nimbly you twirl your fingers in his nose until you find what you're looking for.
  1164. 1164.
    >Stallion pushes you away.
  1165. 1165.
    >"What the tartarus, Anon!? Do you always have to do weird manure?"
  1166. 1166.
    >Rubbing his nose, he looks up at you.
  1167. 1167.
    >He stops cold as ice.
  1168. 1168.
    >Twirling in your mucus covered fingers are little filter tablets.
  1169. 1169.
    "Princess Neet is also known for her aromatic neet smell. Something you've not had to deal with in many decades, you ass. Unlike the rest of us. I knew you couldn't handle it. Something Cadance whipped up for you, eh?"
  1170. 1170.
    >Blue is creeping up his face as he tries to not breathe.
  1171. 1171.
    >That's when the neets all strike.
  1172. 1172.
    >Like an oozing force from the deep they all rise to his exposed underbelly.
  1173. 1173.
    >Dot Matrix nibbles at his neck with her buck teeth.
  1174. 1174.
    >Taku starts to lick his abs.
  1175. 1175.
    >Goldie, Goldie goes for the gold.
  1176. 1176.
    >Straight into his ball sack like a pair of goggles and breathes in deeply.
  1177. 1177.
    >All of this at once makes the stallion gasp with shock.
  1178. 1178.
    >Blue is quickly replaced by green as the neet smell overwhelms him.
  1179. 1179.
    >Floor is the Neet Princess.
  1180. 1180.
    >Dirty, smelly, and most importantly horny.
  1181. 1181.
    >Very horny.
  1182. 1182.
    >For the first time in her life, she takes initiative.
  1183. 1183.
    >Floor kisses Shining Armor like a french slut.
  1184. 1184.
    >Smell is only going to get worse for you prince.
  1185. 1185.
    >Have fun.
  1186. 1186.
    >With that, you take your escape.
  1187. 1187.
    >Bolt up the stairs and through the door.
  1188. 1188.
    >Stumble over the MILF Neet.
  1189. 1189.
    >Watching the whole time like a creep.
  1190. 1190.
    >Guess some neet habits never change.
  1191. 1191.
    >Floor Tile looks up at you with the bottle that she had poured out earlier.
  1192. 1192.
    >Crystal Empire brand with Cadance's mug slapped on it.
  1193. 1193.
    >'Spice up your sex life with this alcoholic aphrodisiac.'
  1194. 1194.
    "Oh the irony."
  1195. 1195.
    >Tile doesn't even respond.
  1196. 1196.
    >Bitter tears of regret and finally victory start to pour down her face.
  1197. 1197.
    >Whatever story or life she lived, ain't your concern.
  1198. 1198.
    >Done being a pawn for a MILF.
  1199. 1199.
    >Time to get out.
  1200. 1200.
    >Bolt for the front door.
  1201. 1201.
    >Clumsily unbolt every lock, and escape into the bright sun.
  1202. 1202.
    >Freedom.
  1203. 1203.
     
  1204. 1204.
    >Brightness makes it hard to see.
  1205. 1205.
    >"Oh hey, he got out."
  1206. 1206.
    >Vision quickly returns.
  1207. 1207.
    >A female guard turns to the stallion next to her.
  1208. 1208.
    >"Looks like I owe you 5 bits."
  1209. 1209.
    >Guards are milling about everywhere.
  1210. 1210.
    >At the center on the front lawn, the princesses.
  1211. 1211.
    >Celestia leans up from a lawn chair drinking tea.
  1212. 1212.
    >Luna is dead asleep.
  1213. 1213.
    >Cadance is playing with Flurry.
  1214. 1214.
    >Twilight...is not here.
  1215. 1215.
    >Probably nose deep in that internet project.
  1216. 1216.
    >A golden glow shuts the door behind you.
  1217. 1217.
    >Celestia is very quick to respond.
  1218. 1218.
    >"Anon! Looks like you escaped."
  1219. 1219.
    >Flurry frowns as she sees how intact your clothes were.
  1220. 1220.
    >"A failed rape it seems. Thought Floor Bored would snap and finally getcha."
  1221. 1221.
    >Cadance scrunches her stupid pink face.
  1222. 1222.
    >"Guess Shiny didn't quite do the job."
  1223. 1223.
    "He did his job. Just redirected the rape onto him."
  1224. 1224.
    >Flurry gags.
  1225. 1225.
    >"Gross. Didn't want to know that."
  1226. 1226.
    >Cadance facehooves and drags them across her face with a deep groan.
  1227. 1227.
    >With a shrug you carefully look for a way out.
  1228. 1228.
    "Can I go now? That was a fiasco."
  1229. 1229.
    >Princess Celestia closes a book she had opened and gets up.
  1230. 1230.
    >"Well this will be considered a failed attempt. Which means the cycle can now continue. What do you think, Luna?"
  1231. 1231.
    >Luna drools in her sleep and sleep mumbles nonsense.
  1232. 1232.
    >"Oh sister. I agree. Anon, these games have been trying. I propose we take you right here and now."
  1233. 1233.
    >Luna jerks straight awake when her sister says that, bags still under her eyes.
  1234. 1234.
    >"What? Are we doing it now?"
  1235. 1235.
    "Hold on now. The whole point was that one of you can claim me as your own."
  1236. 1236.
    >"Oh don't worry. We'll share."
  1237. 1237.
    >Cadance has a disturbing grin that matches the cold dread inside you.
  1238. 1238.
    >They've been waiting for Floor to finally get her attempt, they've all gone mad with horny.
  1239. 1239.
    >Turn around to open the door.
  1240. 1240.
    >Locked up tight.
  1241. 1241.
    "Come on, in front of the guards!?"
  1242. 1242.
    >"They'll be helping. Guard! Get us the energy boosting smoothies."
  1243. 1243.
    >Flurry yells out to one guard closest to her.
  1244. 1244.
    >They're going to kill you.
  1245. 1245.
    >Celestia saunters closer to you.
  1246. 1246.
    >Horn not even charged with magic.
  1247. 1247.
    >Just a white grin of death.
  1248. 1248.
    >In her shadows, Luna stalks like a predator.
  1249. 1249.
    >Cadance has that doopy smile whenever she says hi to you.
  1250. 1250.
    >Flurry is drinking something probably high in caffeine.
  1251. 1251.
    >There's a shock wave.
  1252. 1252.
    >Something whips your clothes up in like a heavy storm rolled in.
  1253. 1253.
    >Despite not looking at it, a bright light glows behind you.
  1254. 1254.
    >All the princesses look very confused.
  1255. 1255.
    >Then the house creaks.
  1256. 1256.
    >Time slows as a power envelops the entire building and lifts it.
  1257. 1257.
    >Pipes bursts, wires fray, wood crumples.
  1258. 1258.
    >The entire house rises up.
  1259. 1259.
    "What the hell!?"
  1260. 1260.
    >Light emanates from the basement entrance.
  1261. 1261.
    >Make a concerted effort to keep your mouth from flopping open.
  1262. 1262.
    >First you see a horn, a long horn.
  1263. 1263.
    >Attached to it you see a filthy looking mane that somehow flows.
  1264. 1264.
    >Wings look powerful despite not being preened.
  1265. 1265.
    >You get an answer from Celestia.
  1266. 1266.
    >"Alicorn puberty."
  1267. 1267.
    >Princess Floor Bored strides up the stairs of her basement.
  1268. 1268.
    >She looks horny.
  1269. 1269.
     
  1270. 1270.
    "Alicorn puberty? What is that?"
  1271. 1271.
    >"A time when an alicorn is hit with the full power and potential of what makes them, them. It won't last long, but right now nothing can stop her."
  1272. 1272.
    >Luna backs up a step.
  1273. 1273.
    >"She never hit it until now, it has been stewing inside her this whole time. This might be the worst case of alicorn puberty I've ever seen or heard."
  1274. 1274.
    >Flurry finishes sipping her drink.
  1275. 1275.
    >"So are we boned?"
  1276. 1276.
    >Looking right at Floor, she isn't talking, just drooling.
  1277. 1277.
    >It's the eyes.
  1278. 1278.
    >They have dicks dancing in them.
  1279. 1279.
    >This bestial thing, is hungry for primal urges.
  1280. 1280.
    >Raping Shining has awaken her true Neetness.
  1281. 1281.
    >Celestia nods.
  1282. 1282.
    >"We are."
  1283. 1283.
    >Luna shrinks, knowing she can't run.
  1284. 1284.
    >"She's about to inflict us with every fantasy and fetish this deviant knows. I have seen her dreams!"
  1285. 1285.
    >Some of the guards try to charge their magic, nothing happens.
  1286. 1286.
    >No magic is allowed, only hers.
  1287. 1287.
    >One last gambit.
  1288. 1288.
    "Behold, Princess Neet. The entirety of society who has failed you. From the white horse all the way down to the nepo baby. Fuck them all."
  1289. 1289.
    >Muster adrenaline fueled strength and grab Celestia.
  1290. 1290.
    >Whip her around and present her.
  1291. 1291.
    "They get what's coming to them! Fuck them!"
  1292. 1292.
    >Horniess washes over as Floor's reality becomes real.
  1293. 1293.
    >The stench is unreal, the little magic filters in your hands fizzle out.
  1294. 1294.
    >Tentacles appear to grab Celestia to take her every hole.
  1295. 1295.
    >Luna turns to run, only to be grabbed by what looks like an oversized magic double of herself.
  1296. 1296.
    >With a package that is bigger than her whole body.
  1297. 1297.
    >Cadance finds herself sitting on a couch.
  1298. 1298.
    >"Well this is strange."
  1299. 1299.
    >Several zebras lean over her.
  1300. 1300.
    >"This doesn't seem so bad."
  1301. 1301.
    >They're anthro.
  1302. 1302.
    >Cadance screams.
  1303. 1303.
    >Guards everywhere turn on each other under the horny mind control.
  1304. 1304.
    >M/F, F/F, M/M, M/F/FM, the combinations don't stop.
  1305. 1305.
    >A shadow cover Princess Flurry.
  1306. 1306.
    >She looks up at Floor with a smile and a hope.
  1307. 1307.
    >"Go home and match the MMR in the game. We've been waiting for you to catch up."
  1308. 1308.
    >Flurry throws her hooves up in the air.
  1309. 1309.
    >"Oh come on!"
  1310. 1310.
    >Then vanishes.
  1311. 1311.
    >Never been in a rape storm before.
  1312. 1312.
    >Kind of gross.
  1313. 1313.
    >Floor, the Neet demon turns to you.
  1314. 1314.
    >This whole time you were looking for a way out.
  1315. 1315.
    >Time had run out.
  1316. 1316.
    >"Whip. It. Out."
  1317. 1317.
    "Right. Before we do. Where are the other girls?"
  1318. 1318.
    >Faint flicker of recognition crosses Floor.
  1319. 1319.
    >"Sleeping. Whip. It. Out. Now. Slowly."
  1320. 1320.
    >An unwashed miasma flows from her mouth.
  1321. 1321.
    >Juices of sweat and other fluids matte her fur.
  1322. 1322.
    >Worse of all, the genitals are scrolling through all options.
  1323. 1323.
    >What tool to use on your sad human body.
  1324. 1324.
    >Pretty sure that was a changeling ovipositor you just saw.
  1325. 1325.
    >Wing boners are heavy and throbbing.
  1326. 1326.
    >Horn spurts out magical jizz that just miss you.
  1327. 1327.
    >It makes the grass die.
  1328. 1328.
    >Out of options.
  1329. 1329.
    >Then you hear a plane.
  1330. 1330.
    >Time slows as both Floor and you look at a ball that falls between you.
  1331. 1331.
    >It explodes.
  1332. 1332.
    >Deodorant bombs pop off.
  1333. 1333.
    >Coughing hard, you run.
  1334. 1334.
    >Floor rages in the cleanliness.
  1335. 1335.
    >Look up to see a bi-plane with Fluttershy.
  1336. 1336.
     
  1337. 1337.
    >"Anon, grab my hoof!"
  1338. 1338.
    >Sprint like your ass depends on it.
  1339. 1339.
    >Don't look back.
  1340. 1340.
    >Can feel the eyes on the back of your head.
  1341. 1341.
    >Fetishes unfathomable to imagination is born in reality.
  1342. 1342.
    >Don't focus on them.
  1343. 1343.
    >Indiana Jones this shit.
  1344. 1344.
    >If you fail this, you won't have the energy or time to escape.
  1345. 1345.
    >The plane is low, as Flutters stretches out her hoof.
  1346. 1346.
    >Zooming overhead, the blades practically whistle inches above your crown.
  1347. 1347.
    >Then you jump.
  1348. 1348.
    >Foot sticks in the fence and jump again.
  1349. 1349.
    >Stretch out a hand and snatch at Fluttershy.
  1350. 1350.
    >Her hoof is wet.
  1351. 1351.
    >Ew.
  1352. 1352.
    >Something grabs your leg and rips your pants.
  1353. 1353.
    "Go! Go! Go!"
  1354. 1354.
    >With a heave, the plane flips upright and climbs.
  1355. 1355.
    >Bowling over into the seat with Fluttershy, you scramble upright.
  1356. 1356.
    "Did you really masturbate before you came here!?"
  1357. 1357.
    >"I was really excited to save you."
  1358. 1358.
    >Looking back, you see Floor Bored's home.
  1359. 1359.
    >A nightmare of fetishes realized.
  1360. 1360.
    >It is utterly terrifying, and you are so glad you escaped by the skin of your teeth.
  1361. 1361.
    >"So is being rescued in a biplane your fetish, Anon?"
  1362. 1362.
    "You saw that cacophony of horniness, and that's what you have to ask!?"
  1363. 1363.
    >Fluttershy nods.
  1364. 1364.
    "No. It isn't. Thank you for saving me though."
  1365. 1365.
    >"Yay."
  1366. 1366.
    >Look up to the front seat.
  1367. 1367.
    "Fluttershy, why is there a pig with aviators flying the plane?"
  1368. 1368.
    >"Oh I taught him how to fly a plane. There's this movie Taku shared with me that was really fun and I really wanted to see if I could get a pig to actually fly the plane."
  1369. 1369.
    >She drones on with weeby excitement.
  1370. 1370.
    >All you can do is groan.
  1371. 1371.
    >Thank you, fucking Fluttershy.
  1372. 1372.
    ---
  1373. 1373.
    >Be Floor Bored, completely embarrassed.
  1374. 1374.
    >After the power high of whatever the tartarus happened to you, you're now back to normal size.
  1375. 1375.
    >Think you're going to be sick again.
  1376. 1376.
    >Princess Celestia is patting your back.
  1377. 1377.
    >"There, there Floor. It's happened to all of us."
  1378. 1378.
    "I didn't mean to do all that! I don't know what came over me."
  1379. 1379.
    >"Oh that. I was talking about missing Anon. Right, the puberty thing won't happened again. A one time thing. Wooo, could you imagine if we had to do that again."
  1380. 1380.
    >All around you, a clean up crew in hazmat suits are washing this disaster.
  1381. 1381.
    >The house is safely being put back down and reattached.
  1382. 1382.
    >"I remember when alicorn puberty hit me. Oh me, I was such a fireball that day. Killed so many dragons. There's a reason why they don't invade Equestria. The survivors haven't forgotten."
  1383. 1383.
    >Luna is just sleeping it off.
  1384. 1384.
    >Cadance is dragging her husband out of the house.
  1385. 1385.
    >"Lost to four nerds, not your best moment."
  1386. 1386.
    >"Why does it smell worse out here!?"
  1387. 1387.
    >Look back up to the smiling form of Celestia.
  1388. 1388.
    "So am I grounded?"
  1389. 1389.
    >"Community service."
  1390. 1390.
    >Buck.
  1391. 1391.
     
  1392. 1392.
    >Doing community service because there is no justice.
  1393. 1393.
    >Back in Canterlot helping with the clean up.
  1394. 1394.
    >You said this was all in self defense.
  1395. 1395.
    >Alicorn puberty wasn't a thing you had any idea existed.
  1396. 1396.
    >Celestia nodded along with your explanation, then gave you a mop and shooed you out the door.
  1397. 1397.
    >She should be out here!
  1398. 1398.
    >Whatever.
  1399. 1399.
    >"Anon. Hey, Anon."
  1400. 1400.
    >Look over to Floor.
  1401. 1401.
    >She has on a funny shirt saying sorry.
  1402. 1402.
    >"So I can barely remember what happened with you. Everything was all about you."
  1403. 1403.
    >Before you can answer Dot Matrix butts in.
  1404. 1404.
    >Literally with her fat flank, bumping you aside.
  1405. 1405.
    >"What she means she was totally going to pound town with ya."
  1406. 1406.
    >They're all here doing community service.
  1407. 1407.
    "Flew out of here on a plane."
  1408. 1408.
    >Goldie holding a broom in her mouth clearly expresses herself.
  1409. 1409.
    >"A plane? Really? You had that kind of escape plan just ready to go. Just how many steps in your keikaku (which means plan)?"
  1410. 1410.
    "I know."
  1411. 1411.
    >"Don't interrupt. In your plan. That included using us as tools against Shining Armor."
  1412. 1412.
    >Wow, snippy today ain'tcha."
  1413. 1413.
    "Look, when you have to deal with ponies, you have to plan against bull."
  1414. 1414.
    >Taku finishes polishing a street lamp.
  1415. 1415.
    >"With Fluttershy flying of all ponies. She's told me you play hard to get."
  1416. 1416.
    "Oh that. So I had rented a plane from a local called Cherry Berry. I thought she was the one going to pick me up, but the grump sold out. Fluttershy paid her more to be the pilot. Well, it was a pig who flew, but Fluttershy almost really screwed me there."
  1417. 1417.
    >Taku spits out the rag she was using and looks for a new one.
  1418. 1418.
    >"A pig. Really? Can I meet him?"
  1419. 1419.
    "I dunno. You'll have to ask Flutters. That dude looked really good in his polite outfit. When pigs fly am I right?"
  1420. 1420.
    >They all look at you with dejected confused expressions.
  1421. 1421.
    "Never mind."
  1422. 1422.
    >Working outside goes against their nature.
  1423. 1423.
    >It's yours as well, but you'll complain about everything.
  1424. 1424.
    "Also, what do you mean I used you against Shining Armor? Y'all willingly jumped him."
  1425. 1425.
    >Dot rubs her belly with a flinch.
  1426. 1426.
    >"He really kick me good too. This bruise is going to last."
  1427. 1427.
    "I saw the hickies he has on his neck. You got him back real good."
  1428. 1428.
    >That got a 'hur hur' laugh out of her.
  1429. 1429.
    >"Abs. Those delicious abs. I almost rubbed myself raw on them."
  1430. 1430.
    >Taku drools as she remembers what she did.
  1431. 1431.
    >"I even got to lick his belly button."
  1432. 1432.
    >Ew.
  1433. 1433.
    >Goldie sighs as she remembers the balls she wore as glasses.
  1434. 1434.
    >...
  1435. 1435.
    "So what else did you all do?"
  1436. 1436.
    >Floor shrugs as she sits in the shade again.
  1437. 1437.
    >Lazy neet.
  1438. 1438.
    "Like what did you all do after that? I know it triggered that power up, Floor."
  1439. 1439.
    >Bored rubs the back of her neck and refuses to look at you.
  1440. 1440.
    "Did? Did you all not do anything else to Shining?"
  1441. 1441.
    >Dot finally answers you.
  1442. 1442.
    >"We kind of just got overwhelmed."
  1443. 1443.
    "You're kidding."
  1444. 1444.
    >Floor throws her hooves in the air.
  1445. 1445.
    >"No. We all orgasmed. I kissed a stallion for the first time and lost it. They all feel asleep instantly and I went Super Princess Floorb. Walked up the stairs and you know the rest."
  1446. 1446.
     
  1447. 1447.
    "You all didn't even have sex with him."
  1448. 1448.
    >All the neets share a nervous grin between them.
  1449. 1449.
    "After all that, you didn't even have sex with him."
  1450. 1450.
    >Floor nods as you start to get incensed.
  1451. 1451.
    "I had to scrape, fight, and weasel my way to victory. He bumbled his way out of his own trap because none of you have the stamina to even get past first base."
  1452. 1452.
    >"Hey, I sniffed his balls."
  1453. 1453.
    >One finger straight up to hush her.
  1454. 1454.
    "I spent a lot of money, time learning O&O, mental fortitude to survive. And all I had to do."
  1455. 1455.
    >Floor starts shrinking as your gaze pierces her.
  1456. 1456.
    "Was to give you a head pat, because you can't handle anything else."
  1457. 1457.
    >She's wishy-washy with her answer, shakes her head side to side.
  1458. 1458.
    >"Maybe."
  1459. 1459.
    >You.
  1460. 1460.
    >See.
  1461. 1461.
    >Red.
  1462. 1462.
    "Oh, I'm going to put hands on you. I'm going to wash you with soap and water until that nub of a horn shines like the sun! Get your ass here! I'm going to drown you in soap!"
  1463. 1463.
    >Princess Floor Bored, princess of all Neets, screams.
  1464. 1464.
    >Like her life depends on it, she jumps away from your attempt to grab her.
  1465. 1465.
    "I will squeeze all the oil your mane has until you look like Celestia's daughter!"
  1466. 1466.
    >"Help! He's gone mad."
  1467. 1467.
    >Bucket, water, and soap in hand, you start to chase her.
  1468. 1468.
    >The other three neets follow after both of you.
  1469. 1469.
    >Taku is closest behind you and grabs your leg.
  1470. 1470.
    >It doesn't slow you down.
  1471. 1471.
    >"Anon! Tsundere are not supposed to act on their violent tendencies in the final episode."
  1472. 1472.
    >Goldie trots after you next.
  1473. 1473.
    >"I think that's more your fault, Anon. Manage your own expectations."
  1474. 1474.
    >Dot Matrix trudges behind.
  1475. 1475.
    >Already heaving and having trouble breathing.
  1476. 1476.
    >"Come. Come on. Buck. I need to run. Bleh. More. Get back here. This blows."
  1477. 1477.
    ---
  1478. 1478.
    >Be Floor Tile, watching your daughter, a princess, run away from an ape alien.
  1479. 1479.
    >Sipping tea with your friends.
  1480. 1480.
    >Punch Card, Home Sick, Noodle, and Bottom Deck sit across the street.
  1481. 1481.
    "Well the plan wasn't a total success, but I'm still ok with the results.
  1482. 1482.
    >"Are you kidding, our daughters got to touch the heavens and walk away champions."
  1483. 1483.
    >Home Sick sits with an ice pack on her head and a bowl of soup.
  1484. 1484.
    >Never had the best constitution.
  1485. 1485.
    >Punch Card watches Dot wheeze her way after the group.
  1486. 1486.
    >"They got a chance that we lost all those years ago."
  1487. 1487.
    >Noodle has her box of ramen instead of tea.
  1488. 1488.
    >"Are y'all kidding? They took hooves to the face and they never gave up. My little Taku was a real anime hero."
  1489. 1489.
    >Watch as a scene grows bigger, the guards have tackled Anon.
  1490. 1490.
    "Well, we really should thank Anon. For his tough exterior, he still stopped to help them."
  1491. 1491.
    >Bottom Deck finishes making the magical copies of the recording you took.
  1492. 1492.
    >"A victory over that trixie, Cadance, is a win in my book."
  1493. 1493.
    >All sit satisfied.
  1494. 1494.
    >Then worried.
  1495. 1495.
    >An entire platoon of guards are latched on to Anon and you can hear them screaming.
  1496. 1496.
    >"How is he still moving! Holy bucking manure!"
  1497. 1497.
    >"Floor, I am going to stuff you in a washing machine!"
  1498. 1498.
    >Floor is scrambling away poorly.
  1499. 1499.
    "We probably should help."
  1500. 1500.
    >The End.

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