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Flutterrape: Princess Floor Bored

By wingedanon
Created: 2025-08-28 01:23:30
Expiry: Never
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  1. 1.
    >Be Anon in Equestria.
  2. 2.
    >Be Anon.
  3. 3.
    >Oh right.
  4. 4.
    >...
  5. 5.
    >Where is she?
  6. 6.
    >Currently sitting on the rocking chair on your front porch.
  7. 7.
    >Morning was quiet and peaceful.
  8. 8.
    >Which is not how these things are supposed to go.
  9. 9.
    >Check your watch.
  10. 10.
    "A princess is supposed to be here to fail in raping me."
  11. 11.
    >Flurry Heart sticks her head up over your hedge.
  12. 12.
    "Not you."
  13. 13.
    >"Oh come on!"
  14. 14.
    "We follow the rape rules here missy. Now where is this Princess?"
  15. 15.
    >Celestia rises up over your hedge, Flurry Heart holding on to that long neck.
  16. 16.
    >"We're all waiting too. This is her grand debut."
  17. 17.
    "I really don't need to make this a show."
  18. 18.
    >"Anon, we're aristocrats. It's what we do."
  19. 19.
    >Of course.
  20. 20.
    "Twilight, I know you're sitting under Solar Flank's ass. Where is this new princess ya'll been hyping up?"
  21. 21.
    >"Oh come on, I'm enjoying the view."
  22. 22.
    >Twilight groans as she pops up from the hedge.
  23. 23.
    "Fine. Let's see my schedule."
  24. 24.
    >Luna is snoring away on her sister's back as Twilight stretches out her schedule scroll.
  25. 25.
    >"Let's see Princess Floor Bored is supposed to be here to rape you."
  26. 26.
    "Fail to rape thank you."
  27. 27.
    >Candyass clears her throat.
  28. 28.
    >"You ain't that hard to rape sweetie."
  29. 29.
    "I insert my own reality thank you."
  30. 30.
    >A pregnant pause hangs in the air as you all wait.
  31. 31.
    "So Floor Bored. Who is she?"
  32. 32.
    >Twilight takes that as an invention to jump into your yard.
  33. 33.
    >She pulls out a white board and starts her lecture.
  34. 34.
    >"Princess Floor Bored is actually the fourth princess Equestria has seen. She was one before me. We just never noticed due to her nature, and she never noticed because she wear clothes. That she never washes."
  35. 35.
    "Ew?"
  36. 36.
    >"Kind of. She seems to make it work. She was only discovered when she threw a tantrum at the store not having her ramen."
  37. 37.
    >Who throws a tantrum over ramen?
  38. 38.
    >Wait a moment.
  39. 39.
    "What is she a princess of?"
  40. 40.
    >"Shut in Neets."
  41. 41.
    >Oh.
  42. 42.
    >Oh these ponies are retarded.
  43. 43.
    >"Mom! Uncle Anon is doing that thing where he slaps his face with both hands."
  44. 44.
    "Neets! Twilight you idiot. She's a more extreme version of Moondancer. She's never going to show up here."
  45. 45.
    >"Floor said she would!"
  46. 46.
    "She's probably having an anxiety attack right now and hiding under her bed."
  47. 47.
    >Celestia rolls her eyes as she picks you up with her magic.
  48. 48.
    >"I'm not going back to work without my fix. We're going to see her."
  49. 49.
    "Noooooo!"
  50. 50.
    ---
  51. 51.
    >Some time later.
  52. 52.
    "Nooooooo!"
  53. 53.
    >"And here we are."
  54. 54.
    "Looks like shit."
  55. 55.
    >House looks rundown.
  56. 56.
    >Celestia sets you down as Cadance puts a bow-tie on you.
  57. 57.
    >"Here's some flowers and a box of chocolates. Now go get raped."
  58. 58.
    >Basically get shoved to the front door.
  59. 59.
    >Look back and they all give you a thumps up.
  60. 60.
    >Not sure where they all got foam hands.
  61. 61.
    >Pinkie waves at you.
  62. 62.
    >Right, her.
  63. 63.
    "Her goes nothing."
  64. 64.
    >Knock on the door.
  65. 65.
    >The house shakes.
  66. 66.
    >A scream is heard.
  67. 67.
    >You practically jump out of your skin.
  68. 68.
    >Then silence.
  69. 69.
    >All of you wait.
  70. 70.
    >Luna groans awake, but only barely.
  71. 71.
    >Celestia calms her back down to let her sleep.
  72. 72.
    >Flurry Heart slinks up next to and puts her ear to the door.
  73. 73.
    >"It's quiet."
  74. 74.
     
  75. 75.
    "I hate having my time wasted."
  76. 76.
    >Kick down the door.
  77. 77.
    >It was surprisingly easy to do.
  78. 78.
    >"It's really sexy when you take charge like that."
  79. 79.
    "Go fuck your dad you nympho princess."
  80. 80.
    >Cross the threshold in this new hell.
  81. 81.
    >The smell reminds you of your old life.
  82. 82.
    >Does she have internet?
  83. 83.
    >Probably not.
  84. 84.
    >Congo line of princesses tiptoe behind you loudly.
  85. 85.
    >Glare at them from over your shoulder.
  86. 86.
    "Do you all mind?"
  87. 87.
    >"Not at all."
  88. 88.
    >Fuck you too, Twilight.
  89. 89.
    >Follow your nose, the lack of light make relying on site unreliable.
  90. 90.
    >Ramen and failed dreams.
  91. 91.
    >There we go.
  92. 92.
    >The bedroom.
  93. 93.
    >"In there?"
  94. 94.
    >Ignore the idiot question
  95. 95.
    >Brace yourself and open the door.
  96. 96.
    >They all gag behind you.
  97. 97.
    >Weaklings.
  98. 98.
    >Halfway off her bed is Princess Floor Bored.
  99. 99.
    >On her back, legs in the air, drool pooling under her head.
  100. 100.
    "Welp, she's dead."
  101. 101.
    >"Dead!?"
  102. 102.
    >Eyes rolled back, blue in the face.
  103. 103.
    >"How could this have happened?"
  104. 104.
    "Anxiety attack."
  105. 105.
    >"Why?"
  106. 106.
    "Couldn't handle the idea of social interaction. Much less rape."
  107. 107.
    >Celestia nudges the side of the dead pony.
  108. 108.
    >"This is going to cost so much to resurrect her.
  109. 109.
    >Luna mumbles in her sleepy state.
  110. 110.
    >"Virgin."
  111. 111.
    "I could have told you all that."
  112. 112.
    >"Ew, mom. The ramen is old and crusty."
  113. 113.
    >"Don't touch it sweetie."
  114. 114.
    >Twilight growls under her breath as she takes out the schedule.
  115. 115.
    >"This is going to mess up the rape cycle."
  116. 116.
    "Not my problem. Get sorted out folks. I'm going back home."
  117. 117.
    >At least you aren't fucking a fucking Neet.
  118. 118.
     
  119. 119.
    >'You're built for Flurry Heart Pussy.'
  120. 120.
    >Be on the pony internet.
  121. 121.
    >Not a very widespread thing in Equestria.
  122. 122.
    >Only a few places have it.
  123. 123.
    >And you.
  124. 124.
    >The princesses made you have internet.
  125. 125.
    >It wasn't out of the goodness of their hearts.
  126. 126.
    >Luna knew you're addicted.
  127. 127.
    >Can't break your old life.
  128. 128.
    >Thus, they use it to keep tabs on you.
  129. 129.
    >Chat with you non-stop.
  130. 130.
    >Can't block them.
  131. 131.
    >Not yet anyway, your custom linux wine build isn't done yet.
  132. 132.
    >That's a surprise for later.
  133. 133.
    >Celestia is terrible at using the chat.
  134. 134.
    >Flurry is second best after Princess Floor Bored who has taught her some bad habits.
  135. 135.
    >Like sending you lewd messages.
  136. 136.
    >'Your human dick belongs in my pony pussy.'
  137. 137.
    "Would you stop it."
  138. 138.
    >She sends a pic of her with a sad face.
  139. 139.
    >Meanwhile, in another chat room, Floor Bored is in her element.
  140. 140.
    >'Your pitiful human dick couldn't handle my superior pony pussy.'
  141. 141.
    "You died when I walked into your house."
  142. 142.
    >Floor sends a flurry of reaction pictures to counter you.
  143. 143.
    >She tends to overwhelm the others with her neet internet behavior.
  144. 144.
    >Not you.
  145. 145.
    "No way fagt. Femcel."
  146. 146.
    >Floor screams more reaction pictures at you.
  147. 147.
    >She's in her element so she's probably having fun.
  148. 148.
    >Flurry is slower in responding.
  149. 149.
    >'Send pic--DICK. Dick. Dick Pic.'
  150. 150.
    "Use the backspace, Flurry. You're spazzing out again."
  151. 151.
    >'No u.'
  152. 152.
    >Really want to quit this lifestyle.
  153. 153.
    >Honestly though, you're no better than Floor Bored.
  154. 154.
    >Twilight has sent you a message saying Fluttershy is whining that you don't answer the door anymore.
  155. 155.
    >Well, maybe they shouldn't have given you the internet.
  156. 156.
    >Floor stops being a /b/ and asks you to join her runescape game.
  157. 157.
    >Some things never change.
  158. 158.
    >Don't get raped.
  159. 159.
    >...Kind of failed the theme of the thread.
  160. 160.
    >Sorry.
  161. 161.
     
  162. 162.
    —
  163. 163.
     
  164. 164.
    Not Me
  165. 165.
     
  166. 166.
    >Floor Bored is trying to shitpost in peace
  167. 167.
    >Suddenly massive ad pops up, blocking her chat dialogue window
  168. 168.
    >"GREETINGS, ANONYMOUS! MARRY MY DAUGHTER AND GIVE ME GRANDFOALS!"
  169. 169.
    >There is also a picture of Princess Flurry Heart
  170. 170.
    >Because Candyass can't into targeted advertising
  171. 171.
    >"GAHH! No! Go away!"
  172. 172.
    >Floor tries to click on the X, but accidentally the ad
  173. 173.
    >Wedding march starts playing
  174. 174.
    >Floor Panics and ALT+F4
  175. 175.
    >Closes her browser
  176. 176.
    >Shrieks in frustration and kicks over a tower of mostly empty ramen cups
  177. 177.
    >"Fuck my life! Why does this keep happening to me?!!"
  178. 178.
    >Meanwhile (You) never even saw the ad
  179. 179.
    >Because you have an ad-blocker
  180. 180.
    >You munch on your pizza as you watch videos
  181. 181.
    >The videos are mostly Pinkie Pie doing random shit
  182. 182.
    >But at least you don't have to deal with pop-up ads trying to trap you into pony matrimony
  183. 183.
     
  184. 184.
    —-
  185. 185.
     
  186. 186.
    >Day Celestia has started to regret this internet thing.
  187. 187.
    >She's not in this story.
  188. 188.
    >You, Anon, are.
  189. 189.
    >Flurry is not the brightest brat.
  190. 190.
    >Horny makes you careless.
  191. 191.
    >So you listen in on a conversation about you through voice chat.
  192. 192.
    >She supposed to be tank in the raid fight.
  193. 193.
    >Cadence's stupid sing-songy voice rings out.
  194. 194.
    >"Flurry, honey, any luck with Anon at all?"
  195. 195.
    >"Naw, mom."
  196. 196.
    >"Floor Bored has been an absolute train wreck. I keep asking her to attempt a rape on Anon, but she just, just, doesn't!"
  197. 197.
    >Well that's interesting to hear.
  198. 198.
    >"I know mom."
  199. 199.
    >"Your aunts are getting antsy."
  200. 200.
    >Right, the princess' rules on rape.
  201. 201.
    >They all take turns.
  202. 202.
    >Floor Bored is supposed to rape you.
  203. 203.
    >Princess Neet does not really lead to social skills.
  204. 204.
    >Much less trying to force yourself on someone.
  205. 205.
    >She's a massive pervert, sure, but acting on those tendencies is a whole other ball game.
  206. 206.
    >Another voice chimes in, the cuck.
  207. 207.
    >Aka Shining Armor.
  208. 208.
    >"Honey, do we really have to talk about that with our little filly?"
  209. 209.
    >"I'm old enough, DAD. I sucked Anon's cock already. Granted he plunged my horn in the ground when he woke up, but I'm not a foal."
  210. 210.
    >Cadance is groaning in annoyance.
  211. 211.
    >"Well that'll never happen again unless we can get Ms. I had a heart attack when you open my door to do something. Anything at this point!"
  212. 212.
    >"Wait, who was this?"
  213. 213.
    >"Dad, it's the new princess. Well, old new princess."
  214. 214.
    >"New? Princess."
  215. 215.
    >"Oh right, no ceremony yet. Most of Equestria doesn't know."
  216. 216.
    >Cadance goes into teacher mode.
  217. 217.
    >"Floor Bored became a princess because she figured out the magic of neetness. That Neet with an 'e', not neat with an 'a'. Able to subsist on nothing but ramen and bad comics."
  218. 218.
    >"Marega mom."
  219. 219.
    >Shining is quiet as it is all explained to him.
  220. 220.
    >He's thinking.
  221. 221.
    >"So because of the established rules Princess Celestia and Luna agreed to, we're all waiting for her to take her turn on Anon. Too bad she's completely socially inept. Somehow worse that Twilight."
  222. 222.
    >"Maybe."
  223. 223.
    >Well that was not what you expect to hear from him.
  224. 224.
    >Same for Cadance.
  225. 225.
    >"What do you mean?"
  226. 226.
    >"I have an idea. She is essentially a nerd, like I was."
  227. 227.
    >"Dad was a nerd? Mom, you said he was captain of the guard before becoming your consort."
  228. 228.
    >Now you're really not liking the sound of this.
  229. 229.
    >"There are a few social events a nerd will partake in. Card games and O&O come to mind. My background was in O&O."
  230. 230.
    >O&O?
  231. 231.
    >Is that pony version of D&D?
  232. 232.
    >"I can dust off my old GM hat and run a game for the two of them. A rape game."
  233. 233.
    >Oh fuck no!
  234. 234.
    >"Not FATAL, I have standards."
  235. 235.
    >"You'll do that for us Shiny!"
  236. 236.
    >"Of course, my cuck fetish isn't being fulfilled if you can't rape Anon, honey."
  237. 237.
    >Princess Jailbait actually sounds excited.
  238. 238.
    >"Can I send Floor a message about the idea? She'll probably go for it."
  239. 239.
    >Crap, crap, crap!
  240. 240.
    >You don't know the rules.
  241. 241.
    >Need to run to a nerd store and buy a rulebook.
  242. 242.
    >Don't know the edition.
  243. 243.
    >Damn it.
  244. 244.
    >Shining sounds like the type of GM to rule-lawyer you into getting raped.
  245. 245.
     
  246. 246.
    >Need info, need info yesterday.
  247. 247.
    >What if it is one of those weird pony things where they don't have fantasy as a genre because their world is already a fantasy.
  248. 248.
    >Really should have read more books.
  249. 249.
    >Could just go to a store and buy all the editions.
  250. 250.
    >Wait, that's retarded.
  251. 251.
    >No bookstore would carry all of them.
  252. 252.
    >Idea.
  253. 253.
    "Flurry, I'm hopping off for now."
  254. 254.
    >"'K."
  255. 255.
    >She should be sending a message to Princess Floor Bored soon.
  256. 256.
    >Jump into her chat.
  257. 257.
    "Bored."
  258. 258.
    >"There's the human meat."
  259. 259.
    "Had a heart attack recently?"
  260. 260.
    >"S-shut up. What's going on?"
  261. 261.
    "Finished a raid mission with Flurry. Checking in on you before heading out."
  262. 262.
    >"Oh. Nothing right now. Just organizing a deck. You wouldn't get it."
  263. 263.
    "Got it. I'm heading out."
  264. 264.
    >Go incognito mode.
  265. 265.
    >Mute your mike, keep her channel open.
  266. 266.
    >On cue, princess baby rolls in.
  267. 267.
    >"Board! Board, you in?"
  268. 268.
    >"Yes! Bucking yes. You don't have to scream. Was the raid match with Anon that good?"
  269. 269.
    >"No. Didn't get the drop I wanted. Forget that. I came up with a plan."
  270. 270.
    >Can hear Floor Bored suck her breath in, mostly likely anticipating the horror.
  271. 271.
    >"You play O&O right?"
  272. 272.
    >There's a pause before Floor answers.
  273. 273.
    >"With a small group, we're kind of on break right now. We haven't talked since. Well. Flurry, I'll be honest it ended badly. We're not talking to each other."
  274. 274.
    >Flurry Heart, with the maturity expected at her age, answers flippantly.
  275. 275.
    >"Right sure. We don't need them. 'Cause my dad is volunteering his services to GM (whatever that means) Anon and you a game. A game where you can rape his character and him."
  276. 276.
    >Can hear Floor nearly choke on the idea.
  277. 277.
    >"W-w-wait, a rape session!?"
  278. 278.
    >"Yeah, in something called O&O. He said he played it back in the day."
  279. 279.
    >"Your dad did. The former captain of the guard. Current prince consort to Princess Cadance. Your mom. An O&O player/GMer."
  280. 280.
    >"You can say his name. Shining Armor wants to help you out by GMing a role playing game between the two of you. Dad figures Anon knows nothing about the game so it'll be easy raping for you."
  281. 281.
    >Wait to hear Floor's answer.
  282. 282.
    >"I dunno."
  283. 283.
    >There's a crash on Floor Bored's end.
  284. 284.
    >Another pony?
  285. 285.
    >"She'll do it! She'll bucking do it. She better!"
  286. 286.
    >"M-mom! What the buck!?"
  287. 287.
    >Flurry seems to accept that easily.
  288. 288.
    >"Oh sure. Thanks Bored's mom. Dad say's it'll be 3.5 edition or something. Not sure how you have half of and edition. Later!"
  289. 289.
    >There's the sign off boop.
  290. 290.
    >"Mom! Why!?"
  291. 291.
    >"Because that is Shining Bucking Armor. He was the hottest stud back in the day and DILF if there ever was one. Your mom and her friends were huge nerds back in the day and he our crush. Until that Stacy stole him."
  292. 292.
    >Princess Cadance swooped in back in high school grabbing Shining Armor from the local nerd click?
  293. 293.
    >Interesting.
  294. 294.
    >"I'm calling the other moms. We're getting your group back together for this game. Even if we lost, you can still live our fantasy for us."
  295. 295.
    >"But mom, this is supposed to be a 1 on 1 session with me and Anon."
  296. 296.
    >"...Who's Anon?"
  297. 297.
     
  298. 298.
    >"Anon! You came out! You finally decided to answer my knocking."
  299. 299.
    >When was the last time you walked outside?
  300. 300.
    >You've really regressed to your old lifestyle.
  301. 301.
    "Fluttershy? How long have you been here?"
  302. 302.
    >"Yesterday morning! You're supposed to answer the door when I knock. Now we have to catch up on my guesses."
  303. 303.
    "No time for that nonsense. I need to find a nerd store."
  304. 304.
    >Quickly lock your door and move past the yellow pest.
  305. 305.
    >"But I waited so long! And what's a nerd store!?"
  306. 306.
    >She flutters after you protesting the whole may into town.
  307. 307.
    >Ponies wave hello to you.
  308. 308.
    >Return the gesture half-heartedly.
  309. 309.
    >"Slow down Anon. Please say what you're looking for."
  310. 310.
    "Nerds, dork. Anime, comics, rpgs, minitures; stuff that makes normal people cringe."
  311. 311.
    >Spy Filthy Rich's Barnyard Sell Store.
  312. 312.
    >Doubt it, but worth a quick shot.
  313. 313.
    >Kick open the door.
  314. 314.
    "Filthy!"
  315. 315.
    >"What!"
  316. 316.
    "Nerd stuff?"
  317. 317.
    >"Did you ask Princess Twilight?"
  318. 318.
    "Fuck no!"
  319. 319.
    >"Fine. Off Main Street go down 2nd Ln at the end is a novelty store."
  320. 320.
    "Thanks Filthy."
  321. 321.
    >"Call me Mr. Rich."
  322. 322.
    "No."
  323. 323.
    >No time for shenanigans.
  324. 324.
    >These ponies will stop you to talk your time away.
  325. 325.
    >"Nonny, stop running!"
  326. 326.
    "No time Pinkie."
  327. 327.
    >"I'll get you yet my pretty! And your little Flutters too."
  328. 328.
    >She's been hanging on to you like an engorged tick.
  329. 329.
    >Stop suddenly at the store.
  330. 330.
    >'Ponyville Magic Realm.'
  331. 331.
    >Was this always place always here?
  332. 332.
    >"Why are you running like someone is trying to rape you. Wait, that makes sense. Who's trying to rape you now Anon?"
  333. 333.
    "You wouldn't know her."
  334. 334.
    >Ready your nose and breach the abode.
  335. 335.
    >A bell dings.
  336. 336.
    >Look around, this place is perfect.
  337. 337.
    >Some ponies milling around boxes, shelves and display cases.
  338. 338.
    >A hefty mare at the register looks up.
  339. 339.
    >"Oh hey, Fluttershy. Your hentai smooth skin commission isn't here yet. Who looks remarkably similar to him."
  340. 340.
    "Lady. 3.5 O&O. You got it?"
  341. 341.
    >"Back corner over there. Second shelf."
  342. 342.
    >Nod in thanks.
  343. 343.
    >Don't think about what Fluttershy wastes money on in here.
  344. 344.
    >Whatever a 'skin' is, you don't want to know.
  345. 345.
    >"It's what we call ponies who are fans of humans. A skinny."
  346. 346.
    "I didn't ask for a reason Fluttershy. Did you have to taint my brain with that knowledge?
  347. 347.
    >"I just wanted to explain myself. Could also be your fetish."
  348. 348.
    >Pause at that idiotic idea.
  349. 349.
    "Having a fetish. For humans."
  350. 350.
    >Fluttershy nods.
  351. 351.
    "Might be on to something."
  352. 352.
    >Lots of books here.
  353. 353.
    >Huh.
  354. 354.
    >O&O is fantasy.
  355. 355.
    >Juxtaposition much.
  356. 356.
    >See what you need and grab them.
  357. 357.
    "Let's see. What do we have here?"
  358. 358.
    >...
  359. 359.
    "Where's the fighter? Where's the wizard class?"
  360. 360.
    >Pick your role, Element of Honesty.
  361. 361.
    >Ok, you were smart coming here to grab this stuff.
  362. 362.
    >This is nothing like D&D.
  363. 363.
    >Check the races.
  364. 364.
    >They're called neighbors.
  365. 365.
    >Typical ponies.
  366. 366.
    >Feats are still feats.
  367. 367.
    >Skills.
  368. 368.
    >Really encourages teamwork way more.
  369. 369.
    >Talks more about social encounters more than combat.
  370. 370.
    >Shining Armor is probably going to get you raped in that scenario.
  371. 371.
    >Walk up to the register with a stack of books.
  372. 372.
    >Scary Creatures, GM Book, Team-play Book.
  373. 373.
     
  374. 374.
    >There's a whistle of admiration as you make it back up to the register.
  375. 375.
    >"Looks like someone has just joined the hobby. I would say player, but you have all the books."
  376. 376.
    >Place the books down to be rung up.
  377. 377.
    >As she scans them you begin to wonder.
  378. 378.
    "Have you played it much? I know it's probably entry level shit, but I'm sure you know it pretty well Ms?"
  379. 379.
    >"Call me Deck, Mr. Anon the Human. Bottom Deck."
  380. 380.
    >She is bottom heavy.
  381. 381.
    "Cool. So Deck. This game, I would be open to some pointers to avoid trap builds."
  382. 382.
    >The earth pony leans over the counter with a wiry smile.
  383. 383.
    >"Little soon to be a power gamer, ain't it hon?"
  384. 384.
    >Muster the most serious face you can have.
  385. 385.
    "I play to win."
  386. 386.
    >Fluttershy quietly snorts at that.
  387. 387.
    >Roll your eyes at her silent snide reaction.
  388. 388.
    "Fine. I know it's a team game, but I don't just the GM. At all."
  389. 389.
    >"Wait, are you playing with Discord? Spike's been working with him to be a better player. Or so he told me over tea."
  390. 390.
    "Not him Flutters. I'm going to be playing with Princess Floor Bored in a game."
  391. 391.
    >A blank stare is what answers you from Deck.
  392. 392.
    >Heck, most of the mares that was window shopping in here have stopped.
  393. 393.
    >"I'm sorry. Princess Floor Bored. Are you? No this isn't a prank. She was just here yesterday card hunting. I saw no horn or wings."
  394. 394.
    "I know she is one. I swear. She wears those oversized sweaters and a rather small horn. Her mane covers it up basically, and you know how untamed that thing is."
  395. 395.
    >Deck taps her chin as she thinks.
  396. 396.
    >"Princess Floor Bored. That sounds ridiculous."
  397. 397.
    "You know her?"
  398. 398.
    "Just a regular. So you're joining her group? Thought they were on break."
  399. 399.
    >Oh!
  400. 400.
    >She knows them too.
  401. 401.
    "Who's in this group?"
  402. 402.
    >"Now hold on, before I tell you more hon, their GM is usually Goldie Mops. So you're telling me that that silly mare has it out for you?"
  403. 403.
    "No. Shining Armor is running this game."
  404. 404.
    >A pin could be heard at the silence in that building.
  405. 405.
    >Some whispers of disbelief from the other ponies can be heard.
  406. 406.
    >Bottom Deck wiggles her ears.
  407. 407.
    >"Whoa, whoa, whoa now. Shining Armor, is running a game again. After all this time."
  408. 408.
    >Kind of the same reaction Floor's mom had.
  409. 409.
    "Yeah. Why is this important?"
  410. 410.
    >"Damn lucky fillies. Not so much you I suppose. Shining Armor, before he was taken from us mortal mares by the princess of love, was something of a hit for us nerds. Smart, hot, fun, hot, understanding, hot. Hunky guy that was still a big nerd."
  411. 411.
    >Let's not tell her the detail of all this being a setup for you to get raped.
  412. 412.
    >"Guy is a bucking DILF now. Oh to love again."
  413. 413.
    "Right. So my situation."
  414. 414.
    >"Well I can't tell you how Shining Armor is going to run the game. He was very dynamic and flexible. As for the girls, have you meet Floor Bored?"
  415. 415.
    "We've played some Runescape."
  416. 416.
    >Deck blinks at you.
  417. 417.
    >"You live here though. She's in Canterlot."
  418. 418.
    "We have something called the internet that we use."
  419. 419.
    >"Sweet teat milk from Celestia. The rumors are true. When?! When do we get in on that?"
  420. 420.
    "I dunno. It's a Twilight project."

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