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[intro]
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On a day's honest work
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walkin' from the apple stall
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takin' a break
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and headin' to the town hall.
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Mayor Mare losin' is breakin' news
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with two ponies celebratin'
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by givin' their Flim-Flammin' views.
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With their winnin' speech
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they declare their first law
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all cider is banned in Ponyville
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for evermore
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[verse]
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Ponies gasp
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steppin' back
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like they seen a rattler
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or fearin' bear attack,
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Twi's quick to the library
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an' hits the books
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after'n all night session
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townsponies are tradin' looks
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she's returnin'
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with the fact
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it's all official
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and legally backed
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[verse]
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Ponies keep coming to Applejack,
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belly achin' about the lack of cider
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she politely noddin' while hiding the
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anger deep down inside her.
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feelin' like there's somethin' she should do
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knowin' the apple's would think so too
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it's time to get her family's
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point of view.
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[verse]
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Granny smith slams her hoof down
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slick-talkin’ varmints ain't gonna push us 'round
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consarn it!
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we're gonna keep on pressin'
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so we can keep on blessin'
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this town secretly with a supply o' cider
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and be a backwoods provider
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makin' sure Ponyville never dries out
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[verse]
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the word soon spreads 'round town
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about the cider underground
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head to sweet apple acre's stall
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and say its awful dry for fall
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have a green apple is the reply
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ya'll go to the farmhouse
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Granny Smith'll give you one to try
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[verse]
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Applejack greets howdy, when
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there's a'knockin' at the door
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but seein' the fancy golden badge
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nearly knocks her to the floor
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hired hooves, the new mayors had deputized
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loudly yellin' at her
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outta way, you's bein' investigatized
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with some ponies still hidin'
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Granny Smith raises the alarm
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while the deputies search the farm
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Apple Bloom quick-distracts
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with a lookit this weird bug
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so Big Mac and applejack
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can cover the trapdoor with a rug
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[verse]
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when the deputies leave
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the hidden ponies scarper
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the Apples mop their brows
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feelin' they need to play it smarter.
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maybe there's somethin' they can move 'round
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so they can deliver, under cover
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to ponies secretly, while in town
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[verse]
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Big mac and Applejack
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under the cover of next market day
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are pullin' a false bottom cart
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filled to the top with hay
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when a group appears in fron' of them
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the two come quickly to a halt
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the deputies surround the new wagon
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expectin' to find fault
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one knocks a loose panel
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an' a half empty Barrel starts to roll
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the slight slope makin' it
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drop in front of the town's patrol
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[bridge]
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aww, hay, we been rumbled!
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let's get outta here big mac!
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yeehaw!
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(get after them, boys!)
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the Apples split up and the deputies too
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they cut in front of Applejack, who,
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blocked from leavin' town
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and needin' to double back
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finds herself reunited with Big Mac.
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both dash into the market
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hopin' to get out of view
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tryin' to shake off the pursuers
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by dippin' an' divin' their way through.
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hooves are a'gallopin', with
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deputies still chasin' from behind
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bustin' through stacks of boxes
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one's now wearin' a cardboard blind.
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Applejack shouts back
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while dodgin' side to side
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y'all can't stop us!
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we got apple pride!
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jus' mindin' her own business
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is a gray pegasus walkin' across
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AJ and Big Mac swerve
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their chosen fork, a coin toss
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surrounded by walls of goods
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seein' they're comin' to a dead end
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their only hope, rampin' an upturned cart
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with deputies comin' 'round the bend
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with the Apples leapin' through the air
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the townsponies stop and stare
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it's too late for the deputies to see
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the old cart's collapsed debris
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slammin' into each other
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and gatherin' up every stall
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they rumblin' through town, now
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like a mighty big snowball.
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ponies are divin' out the way
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as the chaos comes tumblin' past
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after finally slammin' into a wall
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the avalanche comes to a stop, at last
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papers are a'flyin' out
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as the deputies lie dazed and cross-eyed
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sprawled out in the mayoral office
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with a big hole in its side
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Twi's drawn by the commotion
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with townsponies givin' aid
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all's left for her is to gather papers
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before they're mislaid
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with a natural glancin' curiosity
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she's seein' they're all receipts
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both mayors been spending the town's funds
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the proof bein' their mark on bill sheets
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when Twi calls out
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applejack comes to a stop
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Twi's trying to explain to her
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when the new mayors walk up
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dressed up in their finery
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wonderin' what's going on
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Twi stabs an angry hoof
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asking if all the funds had been withdrawn
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puttin' two and two together
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with Twi's half-done splainin'
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and the fancy clothes
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right in fron' of her
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ayjay shouts out
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to the ponies clamorin' 'round
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that both mayors been dippin' their hooves
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in the town's fixin' fund
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[verse]
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both mayors squirm
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while rooted to the spot
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not answerin' the question
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despite already been caught
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Twi gives Spike the word
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not caring for both mayors disregard
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he sends a quick letter to the Princess
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with a reply she's turnin' out the guard
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[verse]
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with the townsponies lookin' mighty sore
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and the guards on their way
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the mayors decide its time
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they made their quick getaway
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with the brothers found out,
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and on the run from the law
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Mayor Mare's re-elected and her first act
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is to end the cider ban for evermore!
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