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/emo/ Kocking your door down

By NHanon
Created: 2020-10-23 15:45:34
Expiry: Never

  1. 1.
    >You finish the captcha and post the message.
  2. 2.
    >Leaning back, you stretch a little.
  3. 3.
    “Fuck it, I’ll check another thread in the meantime.”
  4. 4.
    >Just as you’re about to move your mouse, you hear a knock from the front door.
  5. 5.
    >Odd, considering how late it is.
  6. 6.
    “Please don’t be the damn police, last thing I need.”
  7. 7.
    >You get up from your chair and head down the hallway.
  8. 8.
    >Hearing another knock, this time louder.
  9. 9.
    “Impatient fucker, I’ll be right there!”
  10. 10.
    >Just before you reach the door a loud bang echos out and the door shudders a second.
  11. 11.
    “Jesus Christ, what the fuck?!”
  12. 12.
    >Must be some asshole to rob you.
  13. 13.
    >Grabbing a nearby baseball bat, you prepare yourself.
  14. 14.
    “Hey fuck face! You better fuck right off, I’ll call the police!”
  15. 15.
    >The banging doesn’t stop, if anything, it gets louder.
  16. 16.
    >Heart is pumping hard from the adrenaline.
  17. 17.
    >Just as you’re about to lose it the banging stops.
  18. 18.
    >It’s silent now, with the exception of the pounding of your heart.
  19. 19.
    >You breath a sigh of relief.
  20. 20.
    “Thank fuck...”
  21. 21.
    >Just as your about to lower your bat, another loud bang echos and the door cracks.
  22. 22.
    “SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK?!”
  23. 23.
    >Well, this is it.
  24. 24.
    >Some drug head is going to break in and you will have to fight him.
  25. 25.
    >The door splinters apart and a large phallic shaped object pierces through.
  26. 26.
    >You totally don’t let out a womanly scream.
  27. 27.
    “ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!”
  28. 28.
    >It pierces through again with another bang.
  29. 29.
    >This time you can clearly make out a massive dick.
  30. 30.
    >You knew you should’ve listened to dad about looking at weird porn.
  31. 31.
    >Now there is some kinda giant monster dick trying to break it’s way into your home.
  32. 32.
    >You grip the bat tighter.
  33. 33.
    “Fuck this, I’m not gonna let you rape me without a fight goddammit!”
  34. 34.
    >The door finally gives way into various pieces.
  35. 35.
    >Just as your about to start swinging.
  36. 36.
    >A little pony mare trots in.
  37. 37.
    “What?”
  38. 38.
     
  39. 39.
    >She has a dark gray coat, black and purple mane, with red eyes.
  40. 40.
    >She looks to you with a smile.
  41. 41.
    >”Hi Anon.”
  42. 42.
    >Why is she so casual about this?
  43. 43.
    >You’re stunned for a second.
  44. 44.
    >It hits you who she is.
  45. 45.
    “Deep Rest?”
  46. 46.
    >She nods and smiles with a slight tilt of her head.
  47. 47.
    >God that’s cute.
  48. 48.
    >Shaking your head to break free of this stupor.
  49. 49.
    “Hold the fuck on, you broke my door down?”
  50. 50.
    >Without missing a beat.
  51. 51.
    >”Yep, saw your post and knew you needed me.”
  52. 52.
    >You’re not quite sure how to respond to that.
  53. 53.
    “What a minute, that means it’s all real? Actually, how the fuck are you even here?”
  54. 54.
    >Rest looks around casually for a moment before answering you.
  55. 55.
    >”Magic.”
  56. 56.
    >That’s bullshit, but you believe it.
  57. 57.
    >How is she so damn calm?
  58. 58.
    “Alright fair enough, so you showed up by ‘magic’ after reading my post?”
  59. 59.
    >She gives you a big grin.
  60. 60.
    >”That’s right.”
  61. 61.
    >Finally you drop your bat, and sit down.
  62. 62.
    “I need a moment.”
  63. 63.
    >Rest nods and starts to trot around your home.
  64. 64.
    >So many questions.
  65. 65.
    >Too many questions.
  66. 66.
    >As you wrack your mind, you hear Rest approach you again.
  67. 67.
    >”You’re thinking way too hard about all this Anon.”
  68. 68.
    “Do you blame me?”
  69. 69.
    >She comes around to face you and places her hoof under your chin.
  70. 70.
    >Slowly she raises it to look her in face.
  71. 71.
    >”It will be okay, we are together now.”
  72. 72.
    >You’re not sure what to say.
  73. 73.
    >She wraps her legs around you in a hug.
  74. 74.
    >You’re stunned still.
  75. 75.
    >”Now we can spend all the time together. You can pet my mane, hold me close, hear how dark and depressing the world is.”
  76. 76.
    >What?
  77. 77.
    “What was that last part?”
  78. 78.
    >She giggles and pulls back to look you in the eyes.
  79. 79.
    >”This is what you wanted right? A sad little wreck of a pony to cherish and love.”
  80. 80.
    >Don’t wake me if this is a dream, please.
  81. 81.
    “Ye-yeah, yeah I do.”
  82. 82.
    >Another question needs answering first.
  83. 83.
    “Where did that giant dick come from anyway?”
  84. 84.
    >Rest lets go and points to a large dick shaped battering ram outside the remains of your door.
  85. 85.
    “Oh.”

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