/emo/ Kocking your door down

>You finish the captcha and post the message.
>Leaning back, you stretch a little.
“Fuck it, I’ll check another thread in the meantime.”
>Just as you’re about to move your mouse, you hear a knock from the front door.
>Odd, considering how late it is.
“Please don’t be the damn police, last thing I need.”
>You get up from your chair and head down the hallway.
>Hearing another knock, this time louder.
“Impatient fucker, I’ll be right there!”
>Just before you reach the door a loud bang echos out and the door shudders a second.
“Jesus Christ, what the fuck?!”
>Must be some asshole to rob you.
>Grabbing a nearby baseball bat, you prepare yourself.
“Hey fuck face! You better fuck right off, I’ll call the police!”
>The banging doesn’t stop, if anything, it gets louder.
>Heart is pumping hard from the adrenaline.
>Just as you’re about to lose it the banging stops.
>It’s silent now, with the exception of the pounding of your heart.
>You breath a sigh of relief.
“Thank fuck...”
>Just as your about to lower your bat, another loud bang echos and the door cracks.
“SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK?!”
>Well, this is it.
>Some drug head is going to break in and you will have to fight him.
>The door splinters apart and a large phallic shaped object pierces through.
>You totally don’t let out a womanly scream.
“ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!”
>It pierces through again with another bang.
>This time you can clearly make out a massive dick.
>You knew you should’ve listened to dad about looking at weird porn.
>Now there is some kinda giant monster dick trying to break it’s way into your home.
>You grip the bat tighter.
“Fuck this, I’m not gonna let you rape me without a fight goddammit!”
>The door finally gives way into various pieces.
>Just as your about to start swinging.
>A little pony mare trots in.
“What?”

>She has a dark gray coat, black and purple mane, with red eyes.
>She looks to you with a smile.
>”Hi Anon.”
>Why is she so casual about this?
>You’re stunned for a second.
>It hits you who she is.
“Deep Rest?”
>She nods and smiles with a slight tilt of her head.
>God that’s cute.
>Shaking your head to break free of this stupor.
“Hold the fuck on, you broke my door down?”
>Without missing a beat.
>”Yep, saw your post and knew you needed me.”
>You’re not quite sure how to respond to that.
“What a minute, that means it’s all real? Actually, how the fuck are you even here?”
>Rest looks around casually for a moment before answering you.
>”Magic.”
>That’s bullshit, but you believe it.
>How is she so damn calm?
“Alright fair enough, so you showed up by ‘magic’ after reading my post?”
>She gives you a big grin.
>”That’s right.”
>Finally you drop your bat, and sit down.
“I need a moment.”
>Rest nods and starts to trot around your home.
>So many questions.
>Too many questions.
>As you wrack your mind, you hear Rest approach you again.
>”You’re thinking way too hard about all this Anon.”
“Do you blame me?”
>She comes around to face you and places her hoof under your chin.
>Slowly she raises it to look her in face.
>”It will be okay, we are together now.”
>You’re not sure what to say.
>She wraps her legs around you in a hug.
>You’re stunned still.
>”Now we can spend all the time together. You can pet my mane, hold me close, hear how dark and depressing the world is.”
>What?
“What was that last part?”
>She giggles and pulls back to look you in the eyes.
>”This is what you wanted right? A sad little wreck of a pony to cherish and love.”
>Don’t wake me if this is a dream, please.
“Ye-yeah, yeah I do.”
>Another question needs answering first.
“Where did that giant dick come from anyway?”
>Rest lets go and points to a large dick shaped battering ram outside the remains of your door.
“Oh.”