- >You finish the captcha and post the message.
- >Leaning back, you stretch a little.
- “Fuck it, I’ll check another thread in the meantime.”
- >Just as you’re about to move your mouse, you hear a knock from the front door.
- >Odd, considering how late it is.
- “Please don’t be the damn police, last thing I need.”
- >You get up from your chair and head down the hallway.
- >Hearing another knock, this time louder.
- “Impatient fucker, I’ll be right there!”
- >Just before you reach the door a loud bang echos out and the door shudders a second.
- “Jesus Christ, what the fuck?!”
- >Must be some asshole to rob you.
- >Grabbing a nearby baseball bat, you prepare yourself.
- “Hey fuck face! You better fuck right off, I’ll call the police!”
- >The banging doesn’t stop, if anything, it gets louder.
- >Heart is pumping hard from the adrenaline.
- >Just as you’re about to lose it the banging stops.
- >It’s silent now, with the exception of the pounding of your heart.
- >You breath a sigh of relief.
- “Thank fuck...”
- >Just as your about to lower your bat, another loud bang echos and the door cracks.
- “SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK?!”
- >Well, this is it.
- >Some drug head is going to break in and you will have to fight him.
- >The door splinters apart and a large phallic shaped object pierces through.
- >You totally don’t let out a womanly scream.
- “ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!”
- >It pierces through again with another bang.
- >This time you can clearly make out a massive dick.
- >You knew you should’ve listened to dad about looking at weird porn.
- >Now there is some kinda giant monster dick trying to break it’s way into your home.
- >You grip the bat tighter.
- “Fuck this, I’m not gonna let you rape me without a fight goddammit!”
- >The door finally gives way into various pieces.
- >Just as your about to start swinging.
- >A little pony mare trots in.
- “What?”
- >She has a dark gray coat, black and purple mane, with red eyes.
- >She looks to you with a smile.
- >”Hi Anon.”
- >Why is she so casual about this?
- >You’re stunned for a second.
- >It hits you who she is.
- “Deep Rest?”
- >She nods and smiles with a slight tilt of her head.
- >God that’s cute.
- >Shaking your head to break free of this stupor.
- “Hold the fuck on, you broke my door down?”
- >Without missing a beat.
- >”Yep, saw your post and knew you needed me.”
- >You’re not quite sure how to respond to that.
- “What a minute, that means it’s all real? Actually, how the fuck are you even here?”
- >Rest looks around casually for a moment before answering you.
- >”Magic.”
- >That’s bullshit, but you believe it.
- >How is she so damn calm?
- “Alright fair enough, so you showed up by ‘magic’ after reading my post?”
- >She gives you a big grin.
- >”That’s right.”
- >Finally you drop your bat, and sit down.
- “I need a moment.”
- >Rest nods and starts to trot around your home.
- >So many questions.
- >Too many questions.
- >As you wrack your mind, you hear Rest approach you again.
- >”You’re thinking way too hard about all this Anon.”
- “Do you blame me?”
- >She comes around to face you and places her hoof under your chin.
- >Slowly she raises it to look her in face.
- >”It will be okay, we are together now.”
- >You’re not sure what to say.
- >She wraps her legs around you in a hug.
- >You’re stunned still.
- >”Now we can spend all the time together. You can pet my mane, hold me close, hear how dark and depressing the world is.”
- >What?
- “What was that last part?”
- >She giggles and pulls back to look you in the eyes.
- >”This is what you wanted right? A sad little wreck of a pony to cherish and love.”
- >Don’t wake me if this is a dream, please.
- “Ye-yeah, yeah I do.”
- >Another question needs answering first.
- “Where did that giant dick come from anyway?”
- >Rest lets go and points to a large dick shaped battering ram outside the remains of your door.
- “Oh.”
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