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Gosh, it disturbs me to see you Lyra
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Looking so down in the dumps
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Every mare here'd love to be you, Lyra
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Even when taking your lumps
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There's no mare in town as admired as you
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You're everyone's favorite gal
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Everyone's awed and inspired by you
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And it's not very hard to see why
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No one's slick as Lyra
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No one's quick as Lyra
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No one's flank's as incredibly thicc as Lyra's
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For there's no mare in town half as marely
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Perfect, a pure paragon
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You can ask any Shim, Glim, or Trixie
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And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on
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Who play cards like Lyra?
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Who break hearts like Lyra?
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Who's much more than the sum of her parts like Lyra?
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"As a unicorn, yes, I'm intimidating"
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My, what a gal, that Lyra!
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"I needed encouragement, thank you Bonbon."
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Well, there's no one as easy to bolster as you
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Too much?
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"Yep"
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No one fights like Lyra
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Douses lights like Lyra
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In a wrestling match nobody bites like Lyra
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When I steal, my cheeks are quiet no snitchin'
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And cooks of the grains say a prayer
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First I carefully slip into the kitchen
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no oats left behind
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Is that fair?
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I don't care
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No one hits like Lyra
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Matches wits like Lyra
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In a spitting match nobody spits like Lyra
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"I'm especially good at expectorating"
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Ten points for Lyra
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"When I was a girl, I ate four bags of oats
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Every morning to help me get large
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And now that I'm grown, I eat five bags of oats
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So I'm roughly the size of a barge"
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Who has brains like Lyra
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Entertains like Lyra!
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Who can make up these endless refrains like Lyra
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"I got stuck in ceiling fans rotating again"
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Say it again
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Who's the mare among mares?
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Who's the super success?
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Don't you know? can't you guess?
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Ask his fans and his five hangers-on
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There's just one gal in town, who's got all of it down
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And her name's L-O-I-R
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I believe there's another I
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It just occurred to me that I'm illiterate
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And I've never actually have to spell it out loud before
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Lyra
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