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Pretty Mare Song

By Uh-hmmm
Created: 19th December 2020 01:41:51 AM

  1. Gosh, it disturbs me to see you Lyra
  2. Looking so down in the dumps
  3. Every mare here'd love to be you, Lyra
  4. Even when taking your lumps
  5. There's no mare in town as admired as you
  6. You're everyone's favorite gal
  7. Everyone's awed and inspired by you
  8. And it's not very hard to see why
  9. No one's slick as Lyra
  10. No one's quick as Lyra
  11. No one's flank's as incredibly thicc as Lyra's
  12. For there's no mare in town half as marely
  13. Perfect, a pure paragon
  14. You can ask any Shim, Glim, or Trixie
  15. And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on
  16. Who play cards like Lyra?
  17. Who break hearts like Lyra?
  18. Who's much more than the sum of her parts like Lyra?
  19. "As a unicorn, yes, I'm intimidating"
  20. My, what a gal, that Lyra!
  21. "I needed encouragement, thank you Bonbon."
  22. Well, there's no one as easy to bolster as you
  23. Too much?
  24. "Yep"
  25. No one fights like Lyra
  26. Douses lights like Lyra
  27. In a wrestling match nobody bites like Lyra
  28. When I steal, my cheeks are quiet no snitchin'
  29. And cooks of the grains say a prayer
  30. First I carefully slip into the kitchen
  31. no oats left behind
  32. Is that fair?
  33. I don't care
  34. No one hits like Lyra
  35. Matches wits like Lyra
  36. In a spitting match nobody spits like Lyra
  37. "I'm especially good at expectorating"
  38. Ten points for Lyra
  39. "When I was a girl, I ate four bags of oats
  40. Every morning to help me get large
  41. And now that I'm grown, I eat five bags of oats
  42. So I'm roughly the size of a barge"
  43. Who has brains like Lyra
  44. Entertains like Lyra!
  45. Who can make up these endless refrains like Lyra
  46. "I got stuck in ceiling fans rotating again"
  47. Say it again
  48. Who's the mare among mares?
  49. Who's the super success?
  50. Don't you know? can't you guess?
  51. Ask his fans and his five hangers-on
  52. There's just one gal in town, who's got all of it down
  53. And her name's L-O-I-R
  54. I believe there's another I
  55. It just occurred to me that I'm illiterate
  56. And I've never actually have to spell it out loud before
  57. Lyra
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