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Raising Villains

By Uh-hmmm
Created: 20th December 2020 10:13:40 PM

  1. > Chrysalis regularly tries to change into Sombra to get him in trouble
  2. > Daily "who's the real sombra?", just get a ton of ringpops, Sombra loves ringpops.
  3. > Chrysalis can't get away with nothing
  4. > NMM loves to turn off the lights
  5. > Resort to clap on lights, hooves can't get the right sound.
  6. > When NMM gets sad, you toss a blanket over the both of you, and cuddle in the eternal night
  7. > For Sombra's birthday, you get him a prism and a magnifying glass
  8. > He only sets fire to his sisters' hair the one time, he is much more responsible now.
  9. > Chrysalis watches TV and turns into her favorite character of each show.
  10. > She spends hours in front of the mirror, looking at her lusterous mane, trying on different forms.
  11. > While you are at work, she tries to boss her siblings around by turning into you
  12. > They catch on pretty quick, Chrysalis can't get your voice right.
  13. > Sombra has a huge stuffed animal collection, he arranges them in rows and pretends to be their king.
  14. > Chrysalis starts collecting an army of dust bunnies to combat this threat
  15. > NMM makes arms deals, a squirt gun here, a grabby claw there, the war only escalates.
  16. > Each night, they declare a truce and race to see who will get to you first to get their teeth brushed.
  17. > NMM she can do it herself, but she still likes it when she wins the race.
  18. > After you change into your pajamas, you all pile into bed.
  19. > It's a lumpy snuggle pile, but everyone gets comfortable and drifts off to sleep.
  20. > NMM says "Good Night, Father."
  21. > Chrysalis says "Don't worry, I told the bedbugs to stay away."
  22. > Sombra is already asleep, and mumbles "crystaaalllllls"
  23.  
  24.  
  25. > Breakfast: Pancakes
  26. > NMM always cuts the pancakes into lunar crescents
  27. > Sombra tries to make little castles, but he only really suceeds when you serve waffles
  28. > Chrysalis rolls them up and stuffs them in her cheeselegs for later
  29. > At the playground, the first thing they do is try to find the highest spot to perch
  30. > After squeaking about who is the ruler of the playground, they scatter.
  31. > Chrysalis looks at her reflection in the metal slides
  32. > Luna usually goes to the swing set, going as high as she can before jumping off and gliding to the ground.
  33. > She's very smug about her wings.
  34. > Sombra annexes the sandbox, often ordering the other kids to help build the Sand Empire
  35. > NMM always wins at hide and go seek.
  36. > Chryslalis loves duck duck goose
  37. > She changes into a goose every time (it's a pretty big goose, so she does alright)
  38. > Sombra loves to play with the weird things, bells, speaking tubes, and so on
  39. > Tic Tac Toe tournaments are fairly common, and highly competitive
  40. > Afterwards, if they were good, they get a treat
  41. > NMM gets cotton candy
  42. > Chrysalis gets sweethearts (it gets pretty stale, but she doesn't mind)
  43. > Sombra gets rock candy
  44. > When you get home, you get out the sleeping mats
  45. > They each get bundled up in a blanket as you read them a story
  46. > While they nap, you clean up the dishes and counters
  47. > When they wake up, they try to help you make dinner
  48. > Sombra has the coveted use of the knife
  49. > NMM is really good at mixing things
  50. > Chrysalis likes mashing fruit
  51. > After dinner, you all pile on the couch to watch a movie
  52. > Chrysalis likes to act along with the movies she knows
  53. > Sombra insists on absolute silence
  54. > NMM claims the remote control as soon as possible
  55. > She is careful to pause the movie whenever you have to answer the phone
  56. > Even when the call goes on for a while, she stands her ground before her siblings' unrestfulness
  57. > After the movie, it's time to brush everyone's hair
  58. > Sombra tries to get out of it, but between your size and his sisters, you catch him pretty easily
  59. > Chrysalis likes to lay her head on your lap as you brush her mane, making an odd purring sound
  60. > NMM insists on having her mane styled in a different way every night
  61. > You are now an adept bobby pin user
  62. > Some days, it feels like more than you can handle
  63. > But as you fall asleep with three little terrors nuzzled up against you, that makes it all worthwhile.
  64.  
  65. > They get a little older
  66. > NMM develops a huge crush on Batman
  67. "You do not understand, father. I am going to marry Batman."
  68. > Chrysalis digs a "bugs only" hive
  69. > If left unattended, Sombra can and will make couch forts in seconds.
  70. > They each have their own room
  71. > NMM spends all her money from yard work on an insane amount of glow in the dark plastic stars
  72. > She insists she is too old for bedtime stories, but when you read to Chrysalis, she listens from behind the door.
  73. > Chrysalis has replaced her dust bunny army with Barbie dolls
  74. > You end up installing some hooks in the ceiling, and tying a simple web of rope up there
  75. > When she's done playing with the Barbies, she puts them back in their boxes and hangs the boxes from the rope
  76. > Sombra's room is a trap.
  77. > Lego's everywhere.
  78. > While the things he makes are pretty cool, he still leaves a heavy spread of Lego piece caltrops on the floor.
  79. > The kids have learned that your feet are much more sensitive to that sort of thing than their hooves
  80. > Sombra's bed is always base when they play tag, the cheaters
  81. > After much consideration, you get them a turtle.
  82. > Chrysalis is in charge of finding slugs to feed A'Tuin.
  83. > Once, when she came back from slug-gathering, she chased her siblings around the house with her muddy and slug filled hooves.
  84. > After some serious scolding, careful removal, and the gentle attentions of the garden hose, she was allowed to come back inside.
  85. > Sombra likes to make little Lego cities and put them on A'Tuin's shell
  86. > NMM takes the responsibility of turning the heat lamp on and off very seriously.
  87.  
  88. > Every once in a while, each kid gets a day alone with you
  89. > Chrysalis goes to watch a romcom in the theater
  90. "Everybody tastes so good daddy!"
  91. > NMM goes to the observatory
  92. "Whoever is in charge of the stars is terrible."
  93. > Sombra goes to the science center
  94. "Can we have a volcano in our backyard?"
  95. > Keep thinkin', kid.
  96. > The trampoline is bad enough
  97. > Whoever gets on first starts a king of the hill type thing
  98. > Goodness knows how many scrapes you've bandaged, bumps you've kissed better
  99. > It's a pretty big trampoline too, it's not like they all wouldn't fit
  100. > You know this because sometimes, when they think you aren't there, they will all jump on it
  101. > Sometimes they drive you crazy like that
  102. > They have other ways too
  103. > One day you get home, and there is a pool of red in the kitchen
  104. > One heart attack and Olympic sprint later you find Sombra squeezing ketchup around a barbie
  105. > He freezes, looking at you with a deer in the headlights expression
  106. > You break open your economy pack of aspirin and down two little helpers
  107. > Sombra casually puts the bottle on the floor
  108. > It takes him a while to clean up the mess, and you take the barbie and put it in the throne room of his favorite castle set
  109. > He is not happy to hear the king has been deposed, but he takes it like a man.
  110. > Later he convinces Chrysalis to play, it gets pretty Game of Thrones
  111. > Doctor Sparkle Barbie retains the throne through cunning and intimidation
  112.  
  113. > They have their quirks too
  114. > NMM likes to perch on top of the fridge
  115. > As you go about your business, she commands you to do what you are about to do
  116. > She gets fussy when you do something else, but also very smug when you do what she says
  117. > Chrysalis says she is going to marry you when she grows up
  118. > She names all her ken dolls "Anon Jr."
  119. > She gets very territorial when women come around
  120. > Which isn't often, but still
  121. > Sombra collects glass
  122. > You are very strict; he has to keep the collection in the garage, and clean up after himself
  123. > One day you find him making a stained glass portrait of your odd little family
  124. "This is how you are supposed to remember important things."
  125. > It takes a lot of work, but you install it in the place of the living room window
  126. > You're pretty proud of the little guy.
  127.  
  128. > Chrysalis is getting better at voices
  129. > She practices with the radio
  130. > You play a game where you name a song and she sings at least the chorus
  131. > Bohemian rhapsody gives you chills, like you really are in the presence of Freddie Mercury
  132. > NMM has taken to sitting on the roof at night
  133. > You talk with her as you two gaze up at the stars
  134. > When she falls asleep, you carefully carry her to bed and tuck her in
  135.  
  136. > You regret showing them the X-men
  137. > They whined, begged, threatened, commanded, and partially funded for you to get a wheel chair
  138. > You and your not-bald head
  139. > Sombra is Magneto
  140. > He learns chess precisely for this purpose
  141. > He knows he's supposed to say something ominous and meaningful, but what comes out is
  142. "You are probably going to burn dinner"
  143. > Or
  144. "You should get us popsicles. For the good of mutantkind."
  145. > Chrysalis is Mystique
  146. > She doesn't quite get what the deal is
  147. > She just flops around on the couch and looks at you with half-lidded eyes
  148. > NMM is Storm
  149. > "Magneto" and "Mystique" regularly plead for you to make her stop with the lightning already
  150. > You touch your temple and tell her to play nice
  151. > She rolls her eyes, and contents herself with floating around on her own little cloud
  152.  
  153.  
  154. > They've started to collect "Daddy's bad words"
  155. > It started at the county fair
  156. > They had fun, getting their faces painted
  157. > Cheating at ring toss with levitation
  158. > The carrousel creeped them out
  159. > Then a clown came up out of nowhere
  160. "Fuck!"
  161. > Bless their little hearts, they came to your defense
  162. > NMM zapped the clown pretty good
  163. > Sombra chased him to the mirror maze
  164. > You aren't sure what Chrysalis did, but you could hear sobbing as you walked away
  165. > You gave them all a big hug, and told them how brave they were, working together to defeat the evil clown
  166. > Then Chrysalis looks up at you with her big green eyes and asks
  167. "What does fuck mean?"
  168. > 'It's a secret word only adults get to use'
  169. > Sombra gives you a look
  170. "But Hissy just said it."
  171. > 'She used it wrong'
  172. > NMM's eyes light up
  173. "Fuck! That's the right way to say it, right father?"
  174. > You do not need this right now.
  175. > 'Guys, I need you to promise me to wait until you are an adult before you say that word.'
  176. > NMM pouts.
  177. "But I said it right and everything."
  178. > You give them all a serious look.
  179. > Sombra nods in understanding.
  180. "It is too powerful for us right now, we might lose control and hurt somebody. Very well, dad, I promise."
  181. > You hug your favorite son in the whole wide world
  182. > 'I'm proud of you, Sombrerbro'
  183. > The girls get jealous immediately
  184. "I promise too!"
  185. "No, I promise more!"
  186. > You let go of Sombra and scoop up the fillies and sling them onto your shoulders
  187. > 'I'm proud of you girls too. Now who wants some ice cream?"
  188. > You thought that was that
  189. > But no
  190. > You open your eyes.
  191. > it's 2:00 AM
  192. > You feel a presence hovering over you
  193. >'"Is that you, nom nom nom?'
  194. > She drops from her cloud onto your chest
  195. "Why weren't you scared?"
  196. > You hug her tight
  197. > 'I love you too much to be scared by you.'
  198. > She nuzzles your chest, and quietly replies
  199. "I love you too, daddy."
  200. > Your heart melts
  201. > But your eyes ache
  202. > 'Awww, thanks. Now daddy needs to sleep, or he will be cranky tomorrow. Alright?'
  203. > She gets to her hooves and hesitates.
  204. "Can I stay with you?"
  205. > You sigh, but not without fondness
  206. > 'Alright. Goodnight sweetie.'
  207. "Goodnight daddy."
  208.  
  209. > Day Hearts and Hooves
  210. > Be Anon, trying hard not to be lonely
  211. > Kids get back from school
  212. > Manage a smile as you welcome them home
  213. > As you help them out of their backpacks, Chrysalis keeps glancing at you
  214. > Finally she says,
  215. "Do you have a special someone, Daddy?"
  216. > Keep that smile up, anon. For the kids.
  217. > 'Not yet. You aren't thinking of setting me up with your teacher again, are you?'
  218. > She shakes her head, and removes an envelope from her backpack.
  219. > It barely reaches your hands before she runs off to her hive in the backyard
  220. > What.
  221. > Sombra and NMM exchange glances and head off to their rooms, bags of candy levitating from their backpacks
  222. > You sit down on the couch, and open up the letter
  223. > A ton of glitter pours out, getting all over the cushions an your pants
  224. > You swear, you would kill these kids if you didn't love them so much
  225. > The piece of paper has a rough drawing of you and Chrysalis in a big ol' red heart and the words,
  226. "I want you to feel like those people in the movies - Your top secret admirer"
  227. > You sigh, and chuckle weakly
  228. > Such secret
  229. > You walk out to the hole in the backyard
  230. > Cheeselegs peeks out at you, and pouts.
  231. > As you sit down nearby, she asks,
  232. "Why didn't it work? You're supposed to stop being sad."
  233. > She sinks down a little.
  234. "Am I not good enough?"
  235. > Oh, kid.
  236. > As you lift her out of the hole, she squeaks in surprise
  237. > You pull her into a hug.
  238. > 'You are plenty good, it's just a gown-up thing, that's all.'
  239. "I can be a grown-up!"
  240. > And suddenly you are holding a woman.
  241. > You put her at an arm's distance, and you recognize the form as the female lead from the last romcom you two saw.
  242. > Not a bad choice
  243. > Wait, can't think that way
  244. > 'Honeybug, I need you to be you. I get lonely sometimes, and that's okay. But I would be much sadder if you tried to be something you are not.'
  245. > She slowly shifts back to her real form.
  246. "But being lonely hurts. I can feel it."
  247. > You pull her in for a tight hug, and sigh.
  248. > 'Can you feel how having you as a daughter makes it hurt less?'
  249. > She rests her head on your shoulder
  250. "A little bit."
  251. > You pet her mane
  252. > 'That's enough for me.'
  253.  
  254.  
  255. > Then there was the time you got sick.
  256. > For days.
  257. > NMM declared quarantine
  258. > If you got up to do something, she would dutifully proceed you, calling out
  259.  "Contagion!"
  260. > Levitating anything that had come into contact with you
  261. > Early on, you wisely designated Sombra as the official food preparer
  262. > Not that the other two don't try, but after a glass of very pulpy orange juice and thirty mangled oranges, you put your foot down
  263. > Chrysalis has taken it upon herself to be your personal nurse
  264. > So you always have a thermometer in your mouth
  265. > She honestly thinks having a thermometer in your mouth will make you get better
  266. > Part of that is occasionally taking it out, looking at it, shaking her head, and then returning it.
  267. > She also throws a tantrum if your meal isn't chicken noodle soup
  268. > Sombra answers the door most times
  269. > It's usually one of the many mothers you've accidentally befriended at the park
  270. > Casseroles for days
  271. > The kids don't mind getting fussed over too much
  272. > God help any of those ara aras if they try to dote on you, though
  273. > Chrysalis goes full jealous, insisting she does all the nursing around here, thank you very much
  274. > Nice thing about being sick, you can play vidya without guilt
  275. > Mariocart tournaments gets pretty intense, finally you claim Peach to keep the girls from fighting over her
  276. > Zelda games are almost like storytime
  277. > The kids regularly take naps during the endless terrain crossings
  278. > Honestly, you aren't immune either
  279. > When you finally do get well, it's with a heavy heart
  280. > You rather like spending more time goofing around with the kids
  281. > Oh, and you have to return all those casserole dishes
  282.  
  283. > Your ears ache for a "Are we there yet?" Or "I'm booored"
  284. > But there is no way your kids would be so normal
  285. > Chrysalis is floating her sticky jelly beans mere inches away from Sombra's mane, jealous of his front seat
  286. > Meanwhile, he is playing a nonstandard game of chess with NMM
  287. > Some of the pieces are from that old HeroQuest game, others from monopoly
  288. > The thimble is over the head of the bishop, so Sombra now controls it
  289. > You think
  290. > The next rest stop, you are going to put your foot down, Sombra really doesn't need to be riding shotgun
  291. > It's just another one of their weird little dominance contests
  292. > Which is to say, Sombra won the barbie games
  293. > Ice skating was super effective against  veterinarian, and black death Kelly just swept the rest
  294. > Point is, the car is pretty quiet, except for Chrysalis's ominous giggling
  295. > 'Honeybug, if you put those in his hair, I will cut them out and you will have to eat them. Got it?'
  296. > She pouts, and pops a jelly bean into her mouth
  297. "Whatsh sho great about the ocean anyway?"
  298. > 'It's just something you have to see at least once in your life.'
  299. > Cheeselegs isn't convinced, but she amuses herself with making pictures on the windows out of the bugs that splatter on your windshield.
  300. > Sometimes, you wish you had magic, but then again, that's what child labor is for
  301. > You make it to the beach with minimal fuss, only a few toys thrown out the window and lost to the endless highways
  302. > You could only listen to Sombra's tickle-me-Elmo for so long
  303. > He mourns the loss of his interrogation specialist
  304. > Once they're out of the car, the kids are pretty happy
  305. > Though they do squirm a bit when you put the sunscreen on them
  306. > and then they're off
  307. > Sombra begins immediately, conscripting from the other kids on the beach
  308. > Chrysalis pokes at the dead crabs in the sand
  309. > NMM gazes at the large waves coming in with trepidation
  310. > You walk to her
  311. > 'Want to swim?'
  312. > She glances at you, then tentatively steps into the shallow water
  313. > A wave almost immediately surges past, and she scrambles back with a surprised squeak
  314. > You laugh and back into the water, holding out your arms
  315. > 'C'mon, I'll keep you safe.'
  316. > She hesitantly steps toward you, then dashes into your arms
  317. > You pick her up, and hold her tight as you go deeper into the salty water
  318. > Once she gets used to the bobbing surge of the waves, she relaxes her death grip on your torso
  319. > You pull her along by her hooves, and NMM grins as she cuts through the water
  320. > Before long, she's swimming on her own, and riding the waves to the beach
  321. > You decide to check on Sombra, only to find him resting in imperial splendor on a throne of sand and buckets
  322. "Welcome, dad, to the kingdom of Silica. I have much to show you."
  323. > Everywhere a kid is piling sand up, or digging ditches, fortifying against the inevitable high tide
  324. > Behind heaped up walls, a more delicate work is continuing
  325. > Sombra walks among his architects and artisans, leaving a compliment here, a suggestion there, and nearly bursting with pride
  326. > You have to admit, it is an impressive city, but you've left Chrysalis alone long enough
  327. > You find her in the middle of a bunch of divots in the sand, carefully drawing on a smoothed out spot
  328. > She sees you and beams
  329. "Daddy, come look at what I've found!"
  330. > You get to about the middle of her odd little field, and then her horn glows green
  331. > The putrid remains of too many crabs rise up out of the sand and start massing around your legs, struggling to climb
  332. > 'Son of a Bitch!'
  333. > The zombie crabs fall away, and your daughter claps her bughooves
  334. "I got another one! Dumbra is going to be so jealous!"
  335. > 'Just, just clean up the crabs alright?'
  336. > You scrub your legs in the ocean, then head for your towel
  337. > Chrysalis follows you, the crabs shuffling off into their holes
  338. > You gaze out over the water, waves dazzling in the afternoon sun
  339. > She settles down by you
  340. > 'What do you think so far?'
  341. > She looks down at her hooves
  342. "It's not so bad."
  343. > You smile, absentmindedly keeping an eye on your other kids
  344. > 'How about you go get Nighty and Somby and we'll have a nice treat?'
  345. " 'Kay!"
  346. > And off she goes
  347.  
  348. > Several Popsicles apiece and a couple hours later, it's time to go
  349. > Sombra had his dramatic moment, grimly witnessing the collapse of his kingdom under the relentless waves, and crying out to the uncaring sky
  350. > NMM rode the cresting wave herself, tackling him off of his throne
  351. > Not to mention the nearly endless hours of rinsing to get the sand off and the salt out
  352. > Chrysalis blushing the entire time, as you poked the sand out of her Cheeselegs
  353. > As you drive away, the setting sun illuminates the tuckered out forms of your kids, napping on top of each other in the backseats
  354. > Definitely something you have to see at least once in your life.
Anon Chrysalis Sombra Nightmare Moon

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