Strange Waifus


                                            1.
                                            
                                                >You are Anon.

                                            2.
                                            
                                                >Your bed is EXTRA comfy today.

                                            3.
                                            
                                                >You wonder why.

                                            4.
                                            
                                                >You feel something soft and warm snuggle you.

                                            5.
                                            
                                                >Do you have another night-time visitor?

                                            6.
                                            
                                                >These fucking horses, man.

                                            7.
                                            
                                                >They can't seem to comprehend that you sleep alone.

                                            8.
                                            
                                                >Fucking herd mentality....

                                            9.
                                            
                                                >"Time to wake up, Anon."

                                            10.
                                            
                                                >Oh, who's this?

                                            11.
                                            
                                                >Something soft and silky tickles your ear.

                                            12.
                                            
                                                >You NOPE and open your eyes.

                                            13.
                                            
                                                >....Nobody is there.

                                            14.
                                            
                                                >NoPONY, rather.

                                            15.
                                            
                                                >You hear a chuckle from down by your groin.

                                            16.
                                            
                                                >"I'm down here, silly!"

                                            17.
                                            
                                                >You do what the voice says and....

                                            18.
                                            
                                                >Your blanket has a face on it.

                                            19.
                                            
                                                >Like, not just sewn on or something, but an actual three-dimensional face.

                                            20.
                                            
                                                >A pony face, specifically.

                                            21.
                                            
                                                >One of the corners of your pony-blanket comes up and caresses your cheek.

                                            22.
                                            
                                                >"Good morning, love."

                                            23.
                                            
                                                >Why is this happening?

                                            24.
                                            
                                                >Your blanket wasn't like this when you went to bed.

                                            25.
                                            
                                                >You try to sit up, but only succeed in rolling off of your pillow.

                                            26.
                                            
                                                >You're all wrapped up!

                                            27.
                                            
                                                >>"Aww, why did you make him go?"

                                            28.
                                            
                                                >A fluffy shuffling comes from behind you, and your goddamn PILLOW crawls onto your head and licks your ear.

                                            29.
                                            
                                                >Fuck your life and everything about it.

                                            30.

                                            31.
                                            
                                                >You are Anon and you're sitting on your couch eating breakfast.

                                            32.
                                            
                                                >You've got blanketwaifu wrapped around your shoulders, and pillowaifu on your lap nuzzling your crotch.

                                            33.
                                            
                                                "So, what's the deal with you two?"

                                            34.
                                            
                                                >You'd remained quiet this entire time. This shit was too raw to deal with before coffee and cereal.

                                            35.
                                            
                                                >Blanket: "What do you mean, dearest? There is no 'deal' with us. I keep you warm at night..."

                                            36.
                                            
                                                >You watch as a corner of Blanketwaifu nudges Pillowaifu.

                                            37.
                                            
                                                >Pillow: "...And I keep your head comfy and ready for good dreams."

                                            38.
                                            
                                                >Aww.

                                            39.
                                            
                                                >That's almost cute.

                                            40.
                                            
                                                "No, look.... Why are you suddenly alive? God knows you weren't like this last night."

                                            41.
                                            
                                                >Pillowaifu laughs at you.

                                            42.
                                            
                                                >Pillow: "Honey, stop being so silly. Now, I know you're usually kind of tired in the mornings; why don't you lay your head on me and take a nap?"

                                            43.
                                            
                                                >Blanketwaifu joins in on the teasing.

                                            44.
                                            
                                                >Blanket: "Mmmm, let me wrap around you, Anon. I know just how to make you warm."

                                            45.
                                            
                                                >L-lewd.

                                            46.
                                            
                                                >After a few more minutes of increasingly dirty talk, you concede and have a hap on your couch.

                                            47.
                                            
                                                >You wake up to Blanketwaifu grinding your crotch, and Pillowaifu sniffing your hair.

                                            48.
                                            
                                                >These fucking waifus.

                                            49.

                                            50.
                                            
                                                >You're eating breakfast when it happens.

                                            51.
                                            
                                                >"Mmmph lmvvph ynrnn cckkckkk"

                                            52.
                                            
                                                >You're sorry, what?

                                            53.
                                            
                                                >That's when you feel something tickle your balls.

                                            54.
                                            
                                                >Understandably surprised, you stand up and rip your pants off.

                                            55.
                                            
                                                >Thankfully, your pants remain silent.

                                            56.
                                            
                                                >You think you've reached waifu critical mass.

                                            57.
                                            
                                                >Looking down (up?) at you is a ponyface on your boxers.

                                            58.
                                            
                                                >She's got a sultry look in her eyes, and your cock is poking out of her mouth.

                                            59.
                                            
                                                >.......Oh.

                                            60.
                                            
                                                >Okay, that makes sense.

                                            61.
                                            
                                                >Her mouth is exactly where that cock-slit on the front of your underwear is.

                                            62.
                                            
                                                >Boxerwaifu is blushing something fierce as she tries to reverse-blowjob you.

                                            63.
                                            
                                                >With a wet slurp, she sucks your dick back into the strangely warm and furry confines of your underwear.

                                            64.
                                            
                                                >Boxer: "You don't wash me often enough."

                                            65.
                                            
                                                >She licks her "lips".

                                            66.
                                            
                                                >Boxer: "I love that."

                                            67.

                                            68.
                                            
                                                >You walk back into your living room, ready to confront your pillow and your blanket.

                                            69.
                                            
                                                >They're probably in on this bullshit right here.

                                            70.
                                            
                                                >Even for horseland this shit is weird.

                                            71.
                                            
                                                >Pillowaifu: "Are you okay, Anon? We heard some positively lewd noises. Why didn't you come for us?"

                                            72.
                                            
                                                >Boxerwaifu: "He nearly did."

                                            73.
                                            
                                                >Pillowaifu: "Boxers! Blanket, wake up! It's Boxers!"

                                            74.
                                            
                                                >These assholes know each other?

                                            75.
                                            
                                                >Blanketwaifu squeals with delight and waves you over with a corner of herself.

                                            76.
                                            
                                                >Blanketwaifu: "Anon! Quick, sit on Pillow's face! Let's get a group hug!"

                                            77.
                                            
                                                >You reluctantly obey your Blanketwaifu's orders and sit down on your couch on top of Pillowaifu.

                                            78.
                                            
                                                >Blanketwaifu wraps around your groin, and you're left with a weird pillow-diaper that can talk.

                                            79.
                                            
                                                >You can feel some grinding in your crotch, and you aren't sure who's doing what, or if it's on purpose.

                                            80.
                                            
                                                >Probably is.

                                            81.
                                            
                                                >Why do you have such strange waifus?