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>Day fatass in Equestria
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>You are Anon, and you are up to no good.
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>By no good, you mean that you're hiding in your house as usual.
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>Fucking ponies.
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>You know you're fat!
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>It's only been two months, you fucking horses!
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>You're already on a vegetarian diet; you're WORKING on it!
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>....
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>You've even lost some weight already, but you keep getting these...
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>LOOKS
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>Mostly from the mares.
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>They just keep staring at you.
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>Why do they keep staring at you?!
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>You've even heard them talking about your enormous, disgusting ass.
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>It all started when you'd ran out of intact clothes to wear and had to go see Rarity to buy a new outfit.
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>Thing is, you only had one outfit left that was... appropriate for public wear: your pyjamas.
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>Which is to say, a wifebeater and a pair of tight shorts.
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>The shame you felt walking to Rarity's boutique dwarfed all the shame you'd ever felt as a fat kid.
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>The stallions kept giving you these GLARES, like you'd done something to offend them.
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>Other than being fat in their presence, you mean.
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>The mares, on the other hand, were even worse.
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>Like you said; they just STARED at you.
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>Open-mouthed and wide-eyed.
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>A couple of them would whinny and neigh at you, which you're pretty sure meant "get the fuck out of here you fucking waste of space"
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>Shit sucked, yo.
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>Not even Rarity could stop herself from staring.
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>What, had they never seen a FAT person before?!
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>You were in and out as quickly as you could manage, but Rarity held you up.
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>She kept re-taking the measurements for your hip and waist, saying that she needed to be absolutely sure of what she was making.
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>Frankly, you're just happy she didn't poke your man-tits and laugh.
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>And as luck would have it, she didn't have anything she could give you right away.
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>Not a toga; not a sheet with a neck-hole in it; NOTHING.
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>So guess who got to walk home in a wife-beater and tight shorts?
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>THIS GUY.
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>Surprise surprise, ponies were fucking gathered 'round to gawk at the fat prick walking home.
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>You bet you jiggle when you walk
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>You didn't want to look down and check, but you're still sure that you do.
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>Oh, and you know the best part?
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>You discovered when you got home that your shorts had ridden up your crack.
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>Brilliant.
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>Fucking Brilliant.
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>You'd drown your sorrows in junk food if you could.
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>You are Rarity
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>You're feeling rather flustered right now.
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>That dear, sweet human just left your humble shop.
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>MMMM
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>You hate to see him go but you love to watch him leave.
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>Colt has plot for DAYS, filly!
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>Stallions in this hick town don't got no junk in the trunk.
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>But Anonymous?
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>By Celestia
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>He is an angel sent down to you from heaven.
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>You measured dat plot over and over and MMMPH
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>Filly, you made sure to MEMORIZE those round globes
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>By the looks outside, you aren't the only pony to see that hot piece of meat walk through town.
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>There are a bunch of stallions glaring at Anonymous's retreating form.
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>Colts be jelly, yo.
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