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[RGRE] Anon Tries to Buy Land from Twilight
By AnalPlugAnonCreated: 2020-12-25 20:34:08
Expiry: Never
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>Anon tries to buy land to build a house
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>Twilight makes things miserable for him at every turn b/c of her white-knight faggotry
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>It escalates
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"You can't tell me where I can and cannot build my god-damned HOME, Twilight!"
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>"I CAN if it puts you in DANGER, Anonymous!"
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"Then LET ME BE IN DANGER!"
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>You are Anonymous, and you are nose-to-terrible-horse-nose with Princess Twilight Sparkle.
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>You're having a bit of a disagreement over some land-ownership issues.
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>"A real mare doesn't just let-"
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"Fuck you! Fuck you and fuck your 'marely mare' BULLSHIT!"
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>The discussion is less civil than you would have hoped it would have been, but you're sure that you and she can come to an understanding.
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"Look at this! Do you see this here?!"
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>Grabbing your payment, you lightly toss your sack of bits in Twilight's direction.
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>You accidentally throw it at her, over-handed, as hard as you can.
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"This is my god-damned money, and I've read the laws! I've read them, Twilight!"
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>Wow you're dizzy.
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"The laws - whoo! Okay. Okay, wow."
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>"...are... you alright?"
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"Shut the fuck up, Twilight."
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>You stumble over to your seat, flip it back over onto its legs, and sit down.
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>Gosh, this is a little bit too exciting for little ol' you.
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>But you catch your second wind.
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"The laws clearly state that the ruling body cannot interfere with housing laws unless their reasoning falls under the provided list of 'good reason'!"
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>You provide the list to her much in the same way that you transferred your payment, but Twilight catches your accidental projectile in her magic this time.
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>"Those laws were written over two centuries ago, Anonymous! That was BEFORE stallions were allowed to buy and own property!"
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>Twilight gets all up in your business and you can SMELL the sweat coming off of her fur.
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>"Those are MARE'S LAWS and they apply to MARES! You are a STALLION; a STALLION who doesn't bucking understand how DANGEROUS it is to live near the Everfree!"
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>God dammit.
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>God FUCKING dammit!
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>You're going in circles.
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>You know what the weird part is?
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>You feel really calm right now.
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>It's as though you've looped over from "99999" back down to "00000" because your body can't HANDLE the fact that anger greater than "99999" could possibly exist.
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>You're mad enough to hate-fuck Twilight right now.
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>If she keeps going on about her bullshit white-knight business, you are going to hold her down and fuck her RIGHT UP the pooper.
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"My money is money, you shit! Take my money!"
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>You get up and shove Twilight like a child.
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"Just take it! Fucking take it!"
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>Twilight shoves you right back onto your seat.
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>"Not until you acknowledge that you need a bucking mare to-"
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>Aaaaand there's the tipping point!
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>You leap forward and mash your face against Twilight's, in a painful and considerably one-sided kiss.
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>You know.
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>To distract her.
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>[spoiler]From the impending dicking.[/spoiler]
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>To your surprise (and your growing irrational anger), Twilight manages to shove you away.
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>"What the heck was that?! Anonymous, why are you-"
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>You take the time given to you from stunning Twilight to quickly undo your belt and shove your pants down and off of your legs.
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>Twilight begins to back away from you, her anger turning to confusion and some small amount of fear.
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>"A-anonymous?! St-stop it! What are you doing?!"
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"If I catch you, I'm going to fuck you!"
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>"What."
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>You advance on her, your grin widening uncontrollably.
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>You're going to plunder that purple ponut if it's the last thing you do.
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"If I catch you, I'm going to fuck you!"
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>Twilight turns tail and runs, circling around the room and magically throwing obstacles in your path.
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>[spoiler]You caught her.[/spoiler]
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>[spoiler]You fucked her.[/spoiler]
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>In the end, you got Twilight to see things your way and she let you buy that plot of land for your house.
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>Sometimes she comes over and the two of you debate things like you did your housing problems.
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