[RGRE?] Smiley Limey


                                            >Mares shake their heads as they silently watch as a fuming Limestone leads Anon back home

                                            >Limestone's left eye is twitching (daring anypony to gaze into it) and her snarl would make a manticore think twice before trying to eat her

                                            >Her herdmates - her own sisters, but that isn't TOO odd for earth ponies - walk behind her and Anon at a more sedate pace, clearly hesitating to follow her

                                            >Their ears are flopped down and their heads are lowered

                                            >They cast anxious glances at Limestone, but quickly avert their eyes back down to the ground as they walk, dragging their hooves

                                            >That poor, poor Anon

                                            >The mares can tell that Anon's going to fall down some stairs and into a door knob as soon as he gets home.

                                            >They can only hope that his other herdmates will be able to control Limestone and keep things from getting too out of hoof.


                                            >Meanwhile, back at the Anon house, things are a flurry of activity

                                            >Pinkie, Maud, and Marble Pie all bolt like startled herd animals as soon as the front door closes

                                            >One runs into the kitchen (to hide under the sink like she usually does)

                                            >The other two run upstairs (one will hide under their large bed, and the other will find the laundry basket and jump inside, covering themselves with Anon's dirty clothes)

                                            >Limestone collapses and lets out a long-suffering groan.

                                            >"Those bucking mares..."

                                            >Anon picks her up and hugs her boneless frame close to him, humming sympathetically

                                            >He sits down on the floor and leans back against the wall, allowing his alpha mare to sprawl out against his chest and stretch her limbs out

                                            >"I'm going to bucking kill them someday, Anon..." she murmurs, nuzzling his cheek

                                            >Anon scratches Limestone behind the ears and feels a shiver run through her body.

                                            >"M-Maybe later, though..."

                                            >Limestone rests her muzzle against the crook of his neck, and all is well.

                                            >His herdmates will come out of hiding in time for dinner, and Limestone will soon be back to her usual cheery self.


                                            Dramatic reading: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AxDaQJMRDC

                                            Thank you, based CaptainAnonymous <3