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Like 3 dumb one-shots I made.
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This is actually pretty funny. I might just try and expand on this someday.
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"Trixie, stop being weird."
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>"Trixie is not being weird! YOU stop being weird, Anonymous!"
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"I'm not going to put my hand in 'the magic box' again, okay? That only worked once."
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>"This is a completely different magic trick, Anonymous. This is the, er.... the... the magic skirt trick. You have to put your hand up my magic ski-"
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"I-I can figure out what the trick is!"
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>"...Step forward and be amazed!"
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"Are you at least wearing panties this time?"
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>"No. The Great and Powerful Trixie made them disappear. Check your back pocket."
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"Oh for fu-Trixie! How did you even get them-what?!"
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>"Ah ah ah! A good magician never reveals her tricks!"
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"Oh Jesus, they're soaked."
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>"Trixie might have been watching her brother shower before hand."
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"You watched me sho-"
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>"And Trixie might have gotten a little bit excited."
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"Just... Just show me the damn trick, Trix."
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>"Ahem! Observe Trixie's magic top-hat! Gaze in wonder as she places it on her lap!"
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"Trixie, you tried this TWICE now."
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>"Shut up! This is different! Now, can Trixie get a volunteer from the audience?"
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"..."
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>"...I said, can Trixie get a vol-"
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"Yeah, fine, I'll volunteer."
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>"Excellent! Now: you should have a magic wand somewhere in your person. Check your front pocket."
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"Nope; nothing."
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>"Aha! Check your BACK pocket!"
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"Still nothing."
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>"Isn't there? Undo your fly and rummage around; Trixie is sure that you will be able to find a long, thick wand in there."
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"Trixie..."
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>"It's not what you think! If you come and slide your magic wand into Trixie's Moist and Warm top-hat, she will make it disappear! And then reappear. And then disappear again. And then reappear again. And then dis-"
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"Trixie, I'm leaving."
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>"No, wait! Come back and shove your wand into Trixie's hat! Trixie needs this!"
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"Okay, c'mon. For real?"
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>"Trixie is a changed woman, Anon. See? She is even using that stupid shortened version of your name as an act of good will."
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"That's bullshit, but I'll believe it for now. So, what's up?"
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>"Trixie wants to demonstrate another magic trick for her beloved brother."
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"Does this one involve shoving my hand inside of objects that clearly lead to your vagina?"
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>"Not this time."
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"Not this ti-well, fine. At least you're honest about it."
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>"Trixie would never lie to you, Anon."
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"I thought being a magician was all about deception?"
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>"Trixie... uh... wants to show you her trick now."
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"I'm going to regret this, but fine. Lay it on me."
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>"Pick a card; any card. And do not let Trixie see what it is!"
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"So, should I look at it?"
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>"Do not look at it until Trixie can dazzle and amaze you."
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"Fine. What next?"
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>"Just... just let Trixie shuffle these cards.... Oh, they're so slippery... Nothing up Trixie's sleeve..."
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"Trixie is not wearing sleeves."
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>"Which is exactly why she does not have anything up them. Try and keep up, dearest brother. Now! Is this your card?"
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"...Trixie, that isn't a playing card. That's a picture of a penis."
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>"Ahem! Is this your card?"
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"Is... is that MY penis? Trixie, where did you-"
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>"Look at your card!"
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"Okay, I-wow. Trixie, why... what? Trixie, whose vagina is this?"
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>"It is Trixie's."
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"I'm done here."
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>"But Trixie did not show you the next part of the trick! Look closer at Trixie's vagina! There's a hole in the middle that Trixie will slip the penis card into!"
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"I'm locking my bedroom door tonight."
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"Last chance, Trixie.
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>"Trixie will not let you down, Anonymous. Now watch as Trixie gets inside of her magic cabinet."
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"Whooo...."
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>"Shut up. Now, you remember that Trixie was wearing her bodysuit and cloak, correct?"
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"I don't think I'll ever forget that cameltoe."
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>"Trixie is counting on it."
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"I don't know why I even bother."
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>"Because you love Trixie. Now, reach into Trixie's top-hat and grab the wand inside."
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"Okay, lemme just... uh..."
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>"What is the matter, Anonymous? Are you not the competent stage assistant that you claimed to be?"
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"Trixie, that's not a wand; that's a dildo."
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>"It makes Trixie feel magical."
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