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    [Originally at https://pastebin.com/gifQqwn5, prompts by https://pastebin.com/u/thatguywiththeface ]
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  3. 3.
    >Discord turns Anon into a mare for shits and giggles
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    >However, Anonmare is such a cutie pie that Discord is almost immediately smitten
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    >Discord makes excuses and stalls for time while he tries to find a way to romance Anon, and perhaps even convince him to stay a mare
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    >Pony hungers for humanity
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    >Takes illicit drug HUM-N
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    >Drugs can't actually change your species
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    >Only magic
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    >And magic requires an equivalent exchange
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    >After sarcastically posting 'I want to be the little mare' online, ponies from the Equestrian Department of Transdimensional Affairs kidnap Anon for species realignment so that pony can become the big guy
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  18. 18.
    >Twilight is fascinated by worlds outside of Equestria
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    >Of course, the best way to learn about a place is to talk to a native
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    >She accomplishes this by using a spell to copy the consciousness of people on the other side into a plush doll
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    >For the person experiencing this, it feels a lot like being ripped from their body and forced into a soft, cuddly, pony toy
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    >Their situation becomes much more harrowing when they're told that since they're technically a 'copy', they'll never get to go home since the 'original' is still living their life for them
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    >Their ability to move and speak is totally at Twilight's mercy; whenever she's done asking questions or performing tests, she merely switches off their autonomy and leaves them in an inanimate state until she needs them again
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    >This doesn't really bother her, since it's just a magically animated plush to her, not a person
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    >In fact, when she's gotten all the useful information she can out of them, she just makes them inanimate permanently and donates them to the local orphanage or charity shop or whatever
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    >And then she moves on to her next subject
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    >Anon hears a rumor about a place where you can fuck a real cartoon pony
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    >After many months of searching, he actually manages to track it down
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    >A real pony brothel
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    >Cute ponies run up to him to greet him, they all look so excited to meet a new customer
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    >They lead him to the manager, Anon picks the pony he wants, and then he's told the price
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    >Ten thousand dollars per hour
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    >Anon is crushed
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    >He couldn't afford that, he couldn't even hope to save up that much with his shitty job
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    >His new pony friends are heartbroken
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    >The one he picked looks like she might cry
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    >The manager tells him there's another option
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    >If he agrees to work for him, they'll not only let him pay over time out of his wages, but he'll also get a small discount
  42. 42.
    >Anon agrees instantly
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    >He'll gladly clean semen out of the sheets for the opportunity to fuck a real pony
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    >His old job sucks ass anyway
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    >He ends up making sweet love to his pony all night
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    >They even bring in a few friends for some polyamorous fun
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    >When he wakes up the next morning, he's surprised to find that he's been moved to another room
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    >And even more surprised that he's now a cute little mare
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    >The manager tells him that he's picked up quite a large tab
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    >At the average pay rate, he'll need to work for two years to pay it off
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    >Which is unfortunate, since the transformation becomes permanent after six months
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    >Anon's going to have to fuck a lot of men to have any chance at getting his body back
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    >Anon and Anonicorn use an ancient magical artifact to switch places in their universes so that they experience the majesty of Hot Monkey Dick/Glorious Horsepussy
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    >Yeah, it doesn't make sense that their genders would be different, but everyone wants to be the little mare, so whatever
  58. 58.
    >Twilight discovers the egregious misuse of dangerous magic and decides to put a stop to it
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    >She destroys the amulet, closing the bridge between worlds
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    >Unfortunately she didn't bother trying to figure out who was where, and ends up trapping Anon in Anonicorn's body, and vice-versa
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    >Oops
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    >Now they have to make their way in unfamiliar worlds in bodies that they mostly only used to masturbate before while Twilight tries to fix everything
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    >Many humans have immigrated to Equestria
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    >For the most part, everything is fine
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    >However, one policy of the Equestrian government has the human residents pretty nervous
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    >They're monitored for their first year to determine if they are adjusting to Equestria's values of love and friendship
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    >If they are, the monitoring ends and they're free to go about their life
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    >If they aren't, they either must return to Earth, or become a pony
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    >The policy isn't a big issue, since most people who choose to live in the friendly pony world tend to be nice, outgoing people themselves
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    >Except Anon
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    >He's a bit of an introverted misanthrope who only came to Equestria to find his waifu
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    >After months of difficulty and long, unproductive meetings with his councilor, it's time for his ultimatum
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    >Until Princess Celestia herself intervenes
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    >He'll become a pony
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    >She won't allow him to be sent back to the world that hurt him so much
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    >ywn never become a pretty little mare
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    >Princess Celestia will never put a magically fastening collar around your neck that can never be removed
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    >She will never tell you that you belong to her now
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    >She will never lead you into a private room filled with her sizeable harem of humans turned into stallions
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    >They'll never be filled with such an insatiable lust that they're forced to grind against furniture or mount each other for a few precious moments of relief
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    >ywn feel her gently push you forward as she proclaims that she's brought her boys a gift
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    >They will never pounce on you like a pack of hungry wolves
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    >ywn have all of your orifaces invaded by dripping, musky, stallion cocks
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    >ywn never feel desperate stallions who were too slow to get a hole thrusting against whatever parts of you aren't yet taken
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    >ywn choke down cum as it showers on you from all angles
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    >ywn experience a brief moment of relief as a cock withdraws from you, only for another twitching pole of flesh to skewer you immediately
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    >ywn be fed the same cocks over and over again as whatever concoction of potions and spells they're on continually restores their vigor
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    >This will never go on for hours until a single word from their trainer has them immediately withdraw
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    >ywn realize that Celestia left the room only a few minutes after the violation began
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    >Your new trainer will never lead you to your quarters and tell you to rest up for tomorrow
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    >Anon is the finest human detective in all of Equestria
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    >He's the only human, so he's the best human detective by default
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    >Which is good, because if he judged himself against his pony contemporaries, he'd be sorely lacking
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    >Thankfully his partner has one of the finest minds in the business, so she makes up for his weaknesses
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    >Tragedy strikes when the one pony Anon was actually able to send to prison on his own breaks out and murders him
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    >His partner thinks fast and magics Anon's spirit from his dying body into her pretty little unicorn body
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    >Now they must share it while tracking the killer down, using her intuition and his knowledge of the killer
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    >Anon in Equestria
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    >Agrees to become the little mare for science, with the intention of returning to humanity in short order
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    >Unfortunately, an unforseen consequence of the unproven transpecies spell is amnesia
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    >Anon doesn't remember that he isn't really a cutie3.14 mare
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    >He (she?) escapes Twilight's custody before she can turn him (her?) back, wacky (lewd?) hijinks ensue
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    >Anon would like to live in Equestria
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    >Since he believes it's fictional, he doesn't really think it's possible
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    >That changes after he's contacted by Princess Celestia herself
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    >After weeks of correspondence, she arranges to bring him to Equestria
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    >The spell is cast, and he crosses across the divide
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    >When his vision returns, the first thing he sees is Celestia, Luna, and the Mane 6
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    >He notices two things:
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    >First, they're all upside down
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    >Apparently he's laying on his back
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    >Second, they all look horrified
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    >Once his brain finally registers the intense pain radiating from every cell of his body, he figures out why
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    >Something has gone wrong
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    >Terribly wrong
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    >The last thing he sees before everything goes black is tearful Celestia standing over him, preparing a spell
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    >His existence was not much more than a dark, sensationless void for a long time after, but over time his faculties slowly returned to him
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    >The void grew ever so slightly lighter, and he could perceive strange, muffled sounds outside of his prison
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    >Soon he realized he could move, but those movements felt somehow unfamiliar and alien
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    >As he's very slowly trying to piece together what's going on, Celestia's voice echoes in his mind, although he isn't quite able to remember the name
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    >She tells him that the spell that brought him to Equestria irreparably damaged his body, and that in order to save him, she took his consciousness into herself
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    >He's now in her womb, growing into a new pony body
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    >There wasn't really enough of his human body left for them to learn how to make a new one of those, so it's either pony or nothing
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    >It'll take a few months before he'll be reborn as a pony, but she promises that she'll love and care for him as her own son/daughter, whichever he comes out as
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    >You wake up to a sheepish Twilight standing over you
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    >"H-hey Anon!"
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    "Twilight? Wha-"
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    >You stop
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    >That's an awfully feminine voice to be coming out of your mouth
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    >Your heart beats at a million miles a minute as you slowly look down at the hooves that now exist where your hands are supposed to go
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    "I-I'm a pony!?"
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    >"I'm sorry! I'm so, so sorry! Someone tampered with my spellbooks, I didn't mean-"
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    >You press the tip of your hoof against her lips
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    "Freaking out isn't really helpful, Twi. What's done is done."
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    >Her eyes widen, and she pushes your hoof away
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    >"B-but it isn't though! This is reversible! Easily so, in fact!"
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    "...What?"
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    >"Yes, um, you see...as a consequence of the spell I was working on before all this happened, it can be reversed if you...if you get, um, fertilized."
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    >She gives you an enormous fake smile, but you can see in her eyes that she's still freaking out internally
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    "What the fuck kind of spell were you making!?"
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    >"Look, I know your options here aren't exactly savory, but it's all you have right now. Me and the girls will help as best we can! I'm sure Rarity knows a few, ahem, stallions of the night who can help!"
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    >Twilight grabs a few things and runs out the door to gather her friends
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    >You sit back on your haunches
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    >You were finally the little mare, and nopony was the wiser
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    >Years of not being truly happy, of wanting something better, and you finally had it
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    >But if a big, manly stallions breeds you, it all goes away
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    >You think for a few moments before shrugging and grabbing a few of Twilight's tomes and a quill
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    >If it worked the first time, it can work again, right?
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    >You finally get to go to Equestria
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    >You're now a cute little mare
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    >They never warned you about this
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    >Twilight ignores you as you try to ask what's going on
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    >Suddenly a hard metal ring is pushed in between your teeth and a leather strap is fastened behind your head
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    >You squeak in distress as a collar is wrapped around your neck
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    >"I know it's your first day in Equestria, but it's probably best if we get started right away. Your goal for today will be to ingest about a quart of semen."
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    >You let out a garbled whine as you try to remove the deviant accoutrements, to no avail
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    >She clips a leash onto the collar and pulls
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    >You refuse to move, but she just continues to steadily pull
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    >after what felt like a minute, your legs are sore and your neck feels like it's being rubbed raw
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    >Screwing your eyes shut to hold back your tears, you give in and step forward
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    >Twilight pats your side comfortingly
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    >"Good girl, Salty Smiles! You'll get the hang of this yet!"
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    >That's definitely not your name, but even if you could talk right now you doubt she'd care
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    >You look up at her and find a cruel, sarcastic smirk
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    >"You think I don't know why you people want to come here?"
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    >You whimper in confusion
  188. 188.
    >She wraps a foreleg around your shoulder and pulls you almost painfully against her side
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    >"You want to fuck a pony, you perverted little freak? Sure thing. You'll get all the pony that tight little pussy can handle."
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    >Your eyes widen, and you desperately try to speak, resulting in little more than drooling onto the floor
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    >You didn't want to fuck a pony!
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    >You only cared about the show for the lore!
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    >She puts on a normal smile and heads for the door, pulling you along with you
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    >"So let's get out there and introduce you to Equestria!"
  195. 195.
    >She yanks downward to lower your head, leaning in close to your ear and speaking in a harsh whisper
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    >"I'm sure you'll make a lot of friends!"
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    >A single tear rolls down your cheeks
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    >You just wanted to see the Castle of the Two Sisters in person!
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    >There's a scare spreading through Ponyville
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    >So called "Defloration Parties" have become popular with the younglings
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    >The Mane six are worried that the CMC might get involved in something like this
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    >Anon tells them not to worry
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    >Scares like this spread all the time back on Earth, and they were always totally baseless
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    >If they're so baseless, they contend, then Anon wouldn't mind going undercover as a filly to find out for sure
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    >It's a bit contrived, but Anon agrees
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    >Becomes the little filly, meets up with the CMC
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    >He starts to think that something's up, they're throwing around a lot of innuendo and planning something in secret
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    >Right as he's about to blow the lid on the whole operation, it's revealed to be a surprise party for Twist
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    >Anon calls in the false alarm, the Mane 6 six are relieved
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    >Everypony learns a valuable lesson about trust
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    >Twilight tells him to enjoy the party, and to come by her castle afterwards to regain his humanity
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    >Then she closes communications for the final time
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    >As the party begins to wind down, Applebloom tracks him down and leads him away to a shed tucked away on the corner of the property
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    >As soon as the door opens, the strong scent of sex fills his little nose
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    >Twist pants as Rumble pulls his dripping cock out of her
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    >There's a click from behind him as the door is locked
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    >"Hey guys, got another one here that hasn't been bred yet!"
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    >His blood runs cold as a large colt who looks like he's been held back a few grades saunters up to him
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    >"She's a real cutie, ain't she? I'll take this one."
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    >Fuck
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    >Anon is cursed by an ancient artifact
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    >Becomes a qt mare
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    >He rolls his eyes in annoyance
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    >Magical Mishaps befall him pretty much every week
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    >This is actually the third time he's become a mare
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    >He just goes to Twilight to have it undone
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    >"...What are you talking about, Anon? Are you feeling okay?"
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    >For some reason, Twilight is acting like he's always been a mare
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    >He leaves to find his other friends
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    >They all act like he's always been a mare too
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    >He starts to freak out a bit, and runs home
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    >His house isn't human-sized anymore
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    >All of the pictures inside show him as a mare in events where he was definitely a human male
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    >He finds a few lewd pictures stashed away that indicate that he's dating a stallion
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    >Maybe even more, there are some fertility-boosting medicines in the bathroom
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    >They were trying to have a foal together
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    >Somehow, the artifact rewrote history so that he was always a mare
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    >Anon is freaking out, while Twilight and friends gather at the castle
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    >"I'm worried about Anon. She seems to think that she's some kind of alien creature trapped in a pony body or something? I don't know what's happened to her, but she clearly needs help. I'm going to check her into the mental hospital tonight."
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    >Anon is chilling at home, shitposting online, when a strange light fills his apartment and he falls unconscious
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    >He wakes up in a cell in an underground cavern, with a weird noise coming from somewhere nearby
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    >He realizes that he's been turned into a pretty little mare
  252. 252.
    >When he desperately looks around to figure out what's going on, he realizes that the weird noise he's been hearing is the mare in the cell next to him being raped by diamond dogs
  253. 253.
    >A unicorn approaches his cell and addresses him
  254. 254.
    >He informs him that he's in Equestria
  255. 255.
    >He brings humans from Earth to be the diamond dog's slaves
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    >Nopony comes looking for mares if they haven't been kidnapped, after all
  257. 257.
    >After giving him a rundown on what's expected of him, both lewd and not lewd, he leaves him with his thoughts
  258. 258.
    >The diamond dogs finish with his neighbor and leave, letting him get a good look at her
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    >She looks totally broken
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    >All of the ponies on the surrounding cells look hopeless
  261. 261.
    >Anon vows to do whatever it takes to escape and rescue the others
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    >Little does he know how many ponies came before him that thought the exact same thing
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    >Twilight decides that Anon isn't truly happy as a human, and turns him into a qt mare
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    >Or at least she thought she did
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    >Despite his incredibly feminine facial structure and physique, he's still male
  269. 269.
    >This is a problem; the spell was specifically designed to only allow one transition to assure that Anon would never be able to go back
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    >That's still true, but now she can't change his gender
  271. 271.
    >As Anon angrily demands that she change him back, Twilight has a brilliant idea
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    >Equestria is all progressive and shit, gender is just a mental and social construct!
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    >All it will take to make Anon the prettiest little mare is a bit of reeducation, some etiquette and manners training, and getting fucked by lots and lots of stallions!
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    >You're brushing your teeth when your reflection is replaced by a nervous-looking unicorn mare
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    >"H-hey, you wanna be a pony, right? Wanna switch?"
  279. 279.
    >You literally couldn't say yes fast enough
  280. 280.
    >She casts a spell, and the two of you switch
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    >You see your cute new pony reflection as you adjust to your cute new pony body, when the door behind you suddenly bursts open and two large stallions run in
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    >After you're dragged to your new heavily guarded living space, an older pony visits you to remind you of your sacred duty
  283. 283.
    >It turns out that you're in a secret village deep in the Everfree Forest
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    >There's a giant Eldritch abomination that lives in the caves below and the village sacrifices one of their newly of-age mares to it to appease the beast
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    >Said abomination then uses that mare to breed the many different monsters that call Everfree home
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    >Your coming-of-age ceremony is in a week, so you have that long to escape, lest you become a literal broodmare for some horrifying monstrosity
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    >Anon is friends with the mane six, and sometimes helps them out
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    >However, Twilight starts to notice a pattern
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    >A lot of his plans and suggestions involve him being transformed into a mare to go undercover or something, no matter how unnecessary it may be
  293. 293.
    >She decides to perform a little experiment
  294. 294.
    >When he finishes his spying as the little mare, she 'forgets' to change him back
  295. 295.
    >All he has to do is 'remind' her, and she'll undo his change
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    >But he doesn't
  297. 297.
    >After a few moments of awkward silence, Anon nervously says his goodbyes and leaves
  298. 298.
    >When the others ask why he's still a mare, he blames Twilight for forgetting and says that they should drop it
  299. 299.
    >Despite insisting that he definitely wants to be a human man for real when he's pressed on the issue
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    >When her friends confront her, Twilight refuses to change Anon back, and a schism forms among the mane six
  301. 301.
    >Twilight, Rarity, and Fluttershy all agree that Anon should stay a mare, while Rainbow Dash, Applejack, and Pinkie Pie all think that Anon's wishes should be respected and the spell undone
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    >Meanwhile, Anon feels super guilty for driving them apart because he can't admit he prefers horsepussy to monkey dick
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    >Anon is a friend of the Sparkle family
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    >Little filly Twilight is frustrated because of all the stuff she can't do since she's a filly
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    >If only she were an adult...
  309. 309.
    >...like Anon is...
  310. 310.
    >She magically swaps bodies with Anon so that she can experience adulthood
  311. 311.
    >Anon immediately tattles on her to her mom, and the entire Sparkle family, as well as Princess Celestia herself, work together to not only make it seem like Anon's having the time of his life as a filly, but to also make adulthood suck for Twilight
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    >Anon arrives in Equestria, is found by agent Sweetie Drops
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    >They grow close, eventually falling in love
  317. 317.
    >The agency decides that Anon needs to go to Tartarus
  318. 318.
    >Sweetie decides to call in a few favors to protect Anon
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    >He becomes a unicorn mare, losing most of her memories through the process
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    >But she doesn't forget her feelings for Bon Bon
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    >Anon is disabled in the future
  325. 325.
    >He signs up to test robotic avatar technology
  326. 326.
    >It's not far enough long to recreate something as complex as a human, so they do quadrupeds instead
  327. 327.
    >Anon's consciousness is successfully temporarily remote transferred into a robotic pony body
  328. 328.
    >The resolution of the cameras in the eyes is limited, there's a buzzing in his ears from unshielded wiring, his mobility is limited, and he has virtually no touch sensation, but it's a promising start
  329. 329.
    >They decide to make a minor adjustment to the connection, when everything goes wrong
  330. 330.
    >Anon thinks he's dying or something, but everything seems to suddenly fix itself
  331. 331.
    >Except he's no longer in the lab, and his body doesn't suck anymore
  332. 332.
    >He's in Equestria, in a real pony body
  333. 333.
    >A pegasus one as well, so he can experience the joy of flight
  334. 334.
    >Assuming it's some kind of VR simulation, he heads out to fly, meet lots of nice, fun ponies, and generally have the time of his life
  335. 335.
    >After having possibly the best day of his life, he decides it's probably time to come back down to Earth and return to his shitty life
  336. 336.
    >Except he can't
  337. 337.
    >The mental 'eject button' failsafe they taught him isn't working, and he's been here for hours without them letting him out
  338. 338.
    >Screaming to the heavens to try and get their attention isn't helping either
  339. 339.
    >He starts to panic as pedestrians look on in confusion and worry
  340. 340.
     
  341. 341.
    _______________________________________
  342. 342.
     
  343. 343.
    >Magic in Equestria is powered by friendship
  344. 344.
    >Which is all well and good, unless some kind of large-scale disaster strikes that devastates the land and disrupts friendships and families
  345. 345.
    >To create a backup reserve of friendship, Celestia creates a simulacrum of Equestria that's designed to produce more magic than it takes to maintain itself
  346. 346.
    >Humans are taken from Earth, made into ponies, and placed in the simulation to live out happy lives full of love and friendship, whether they want to or not
  347. 347.
     
  348. 348.
    _______________________________________
  349. 349.
     
  350. 350.
    >Luna can't help but feel guilty about her past
  351. 351.
    >No matter how much she's told otherwise, she fears that people still see a monster when they look at her
  352. 352.
    >She decides to ease her anxiety for a day by switching bodies with Anon
  353. 353.
    >Since Anon never tried to create endless night, nobody would viscerally fear him
  354. 354.
    >Also, it gives her an opportunity to hear what ponies REALLY feel about her
  355. 355.
    >Meanwhile, Anon has to try and do her job and help ponies who are having bad dreams
  356. 356.
     
  357. 357.
    _______________________________________
  358. 358.
     
  359. 359.
    >Anon and Anon are covertly summoned into Equestria by a group of unicorns who are sympathetic to the plight of humans who would rather be ponies
  360. 360.
    >Anon becomes a qt mare, Anon becomes a manly stallion
  361. 361.
    >"You have become your desired shapes. Unfortunately, being a pony alone isn't enough to avoid being discovered and sent back to your old world. If you would rather have a modicum of protection against such an outcome, we would advise that you both...have a child together."
  362. 362.
    >"Yes, it is your best defense, your child would be a native born, immune to the threat of desummoning. Celestia won't allow a foal to be torn away from its loving family."
  363. 363.
    "...So you want us to have an anchor baby?"
  364. 364.
    >[Muffled "BUILD WALL" In The Distance]
  365. 365.
     
  366. 366.
    _______________________________________
  367. 367.
     
  368. 368.
    >Discord keeps turning Anon into various creatures for fun
  369. 369.
    >After many transformations, they start to mix in strange, unexpected ways
  370. 370.
    >Dragon Dogs, Grifficorns, Donkasus, etc
  371. 371.
    >Whenever they try to reverse the magic to return Anon to his human self, it doesn't work
  372. 372.
    >It just mixes human into the unholy amalgam
  373. 373.
    >When Twilight finally gets Anon more or less into human form, barring perhaps a pony lung or manticore spleen, she recognizes a very characteristic wavelength of magic emanating from him:
  374. 374.
    >Chaos magic
  375. 375.
    >And it isn't leftover from Discord's magic, it's being produced naturally by Anon himself
  376. 376.
    >She confronts Discord, who reveals that he's actually Anon from the future
  377. 377.
    >Sort of
  378. 378.
    >He's actually completely separate from the flow of time, so he's technically Anon from the past, present, and future simultaneously
  379. 379.
    >The various spells and enchantments that he's subjected to will eventually and irreversibly twist him into a Draconequus and drive him to madness
  380. 380.
    >Discord has to be sure that happens, so that he'll exist
  381. 381.
    >And Twilight is powerless to stop him, since Discord is integral to the timeline
  382. 382.
     
  383. 383.
    >"You're a monster, Discord! How could I ever be stupid enough to trust you!?"
  384. 384.
    "I'M a monster? Princess, where do you think all of this started? I wasn't always around to kick the snowball down the hill. Who else can you think of who regularly transforms Anon for fu--oh, I'm sorry, for 'science'?"
  385. 385.
    >"...W-what?"
  386. 386.
    "Did you think YOUR magic was somehow safer than mine? Honey, where he comes from there's absolutely no magic to speak of. Which means no reason to develop natural defenses against the stuff, if you catch my drift."
  387. 387.
    >"O-oh...oh god..."
  388. 388.
    "By my humble estimation, you've probably done far more damage than I have. But I'm sure you'll crunch the numbers later, just to be sure. Well, I've got to run. Need to keep making life hell for the Fluttercucks back home. Toodles!"
  389. 389.
     
  390. 390.
    _______________________________________
  391. 391.
     
  392. 392.
    >The world is collapsing around your feet
  393. 393.
    >Some kind of virus, or nanomachines, or ancient Mayan curse, or something was turning people into colorful cartoon ponies
  394. 394.
    >Your guess was literally as good as anybody else's, since the cause was totally unknown
  395. 395.
    >Most as-of-yet untransformed people have gone into hiding, surrendering the Earth to the adorable equines, but not you
  396. 396.
    >Earth is humanity's domain, you refuse to just relinquish it to the horses
  397. 397.
    >Which meant living shoulder-to-wither with the ponies that used to be your neighbors and fellow citizens
  398. 398.
    >At first they were all very nice and friendly to you
  399. 399.
    >They still are, but the friendliness now comes wrapped in confusion and even a few hints of suspicion
  400. 400.
    >How have you not transformed yet, they wonder?
  401. 401.
    >Your family is especially befuddled
  402. 402.
    >They tell you at every opportunity that they'll always love you, Even if you're different
  403. 403.
    >They act like a supportive family talking to their kid that just came out of the closet
  404. 404.
    >One day, while preparing yourself a vegetarian meal at home(meat's basically impossible to come by these days), several flashbangs and smoke grenades are thrown through your window
  405. 405.
    >As you stagger blindly, someone sticks you with a needle and you're out like a light
  406. 406.
    >As you're recovering from the ordeal, restrained to a bed in a brightly lit observation room, several ponies look on from the other side of a one-way mirror
  407. 407.
    >Poor guy, still stuck in his human form, they think
  408. 408.
    >Finding the immune was pretty difficult, since they've mostly all gone into hiding, but they lucked out when reports started coming in about one living out in the open
  409. 409.
    >With your help, willing or not, they'll discover the secret of immunity and find a way to disable it
  410. 410.
    >Humanity will be happier as ponies, they all know that in their hearts
  411. 411.
    >The holdouts will see in time
  412. 412.
     
  413. 413.
    _______________________________________
  414. 414.
     
  415. 415.
    >Anon appears in Equestria
  416. 416.
    >Except it's Nightmare Moon's Equestria
  417. 417.
    >He's dragged before NMM by her guards
  418. 418.
    >She takes a good, long look at him, and smiles warmly
  419. 419.
    >She orders that he's to be confined to the castle rather than thrown into the dungeons
  420. 420.
    >She spends most of her free time by his side, just talking and stuff
  421. 421.
    >A somewhat one-sided romance forms, and NMM proposes to him
  422. 422.
    >A nice gesture; he was expecting her to simply declare him to be her husband
  423. 423.
    >Anon agrees, seeing as being married to her probably makes it a little less likely that he'll eventually end up in the dungeon
  424. 424.
    >Almost as soon as the wedding has finished, she throws back her head and belts out her best evil laugh
  425. 425.
    >By becoming her husband, Anon has allowed her to lay claim to the throne of both Equestria AND Earth
  426. 426.
    >It sounds like bullshit, until she effortlessly tears a hole across time and space to Earth and rains black magic upon the surface
  427. 427.
    >She leads him back to her bedchamber for their wedding night, and lays out her evil plan while he's inside her
  428. 428.
    >She's going to turn mankind into ponies, every last man, woman, and child is going to transformed
  429. 429.
    >Including him
  430. 430.
    >But she insists that she meant what she said at the wedding; she really does love him
  431. 431.
    >Because of this, she wants to give him time to make peace with the idea before it happens
  432. 432.
    >A giant hourglass appears beside the bed
  433. 433.
    >She explains that each grain of sand represents a human, and each time one of them becomes a pony a grain will fall from the top to the bottom
  434. 434.
    >Once the hourglass is empty, Anon will transform
  435. 435.
    >She promises from the bottom of her heart to love and cherish whatever form he takes, be it pegasus, earth pony, or unicorn, even if he becomes a mare
  436. 436.
    >As she gives him a goodnight kiss and heads out to perform her nightly duties, Anon can't help but notice how quickly the hourglass is emptying
  437. 437.
     
  438. 438.
    _______________________________________
  439. 439.
     
  440. 440.
    >You go to bed a human
  441. 441.
    >You wake up in a cardboard box in an alley as a mare
  442. 442.
    >You're still on Earth, except there are ponies everywhere
  443. 443.
    >While you can communicate with the ponies just fine, the human's language is totally alien, despite still being in your home town
  444. 444.
    >You learn that ponies are beneath humans in this reality, mostly living as pets
  445. 445.
    >Except for the strays like you and your new friends
  446. 446.
    >Your group had apparently loitered in one place for to long, and animal control had been called
  447. 447.
    >A few ponies ran or hid, but most simply allowed themselves to be captured or even approached the humans
  448. 448.
    >It's a warm bed, free food, and maybe a chance at adoption
  449. 449.
    >When your mom enters the shelter, your heart stops
  450. 450.
    >Your family is still human?
  451. 451.
    >Are they looking for you?
  452. 452.
    >Do they know what happened to you?
  453. 453.
    >You successfully catch her eye, and she adopts you
  454. 454.
    >When she gets you home, your stomach sinks when human you comes out to meet pony you
  455. 455.
    >They aren't looking for you because, as far as anyone is concerned, you aren't missing
  456. 456.
    >After showing you around your 'new' home, Anon gently pets you as he watches TV
  457. 457.
    >As far as you can tell, MLP doesn't exist in this weird, alternate timeline
  458. 458.
    >Hopefully that means that this version of you lacks your enthusiasm for horsefuckery
  459. 459.
    >But the way he keeps rubbing your flanks is suspicious
  460. 460.
     
  461. 461.
    _______________________________________
  462. 462.
     
  463. 463.
    >Anon and his girlfriend Femanon are chilling out at home, when a bright light erupts through their windows, knocking them unconscious
  464. 464.
    >When Anon wakes up, he discovers that he's been turned into a cute little mare
  465. 465.
    >A deep voice from behind him catches his attention, and he's shocked to find that Femanon has become a big, manly dragon
  466. 466.
    >As she looks his adorable pony body over, two huge, thick reptilian cocks emerge from a slit on her crotch
  467. 467.
    >They look to be almost as big as his forelegs
  468. 468.
    >She runs her tongue across her sharp teeth as she moves over him
  469. 469.
    >"You ready to get some dragon in your pony?"
  470. 470.
     
  471. 471.
    _______________________________________
  472. 472.
     
  473. 473.
    >Anon works for an interplanetary scouting operation
  474. 474.
    >Him and a party land in Equestria
  475. 475.
    >They meet the locals, catalog resources, and take atmospheric readings as per standard procedure
  476. 476.
    >An accident damages his exosuit, and his fellow crew tell him that he's fucked
  477. 477.
    >Basically every single molecule in the air and wavelength of """magic"""(intensely powerful ionizing radiation) in the environment is deadly to humans
  478. 478.
    >Twilight offers to turn him into a pony to save him while the crew crosses him off the manifest and schedule a stop at an intergalactic temp agency to pick up a replacement
  479. 479.
    >Former space 'adventurer' Anonymous now has to adapt not only to life under constant planetary gravity, but also he's a tiny horse creature now
  480. 480.
     
  481. 481.
    _______________________________________
  482. 482.
     
  483. 483.
    >Anon and Lyra are close friends
  484. 484.
    >They indulge in their curiosity regarding each other's alien bodies and swap
  485. 485.
    >After getting the furious masturbation out of the way, they hit the town and experience the world through each other's eyes
  486. 486.
    >They're having as much fun as you can possibly have buying groceries with hands or having lunch with hooves
  487. 487.
    >They didn't exactly think this through
  488. 488.
    >As the day is coming to a close, a terrible accident injures Lyra and puts her in a coma
  489. 489.
    >Leaving Anon stranded in her body with nobody knowing he's in there
  490. 490.
    >Aside from Bon Bon, who they obviously trusted enough to tell that they were doing
  491. 491.
    >Now Anon has to keep Lyra's obligations and pretend to be her for a couple of weeks
  492. 492.
    >Everything's going fairly well, aside from a few minor hiccups
  493. 493.
    >Until Lyra wakes up, and seems to think that she actually is Anon
  494. 494.
    >No matter how much Anon tries to tell her otherwise, she refuses to accept that she's actually Lyra
  495. 495.
    >And Anon can't catch her out to prove that she isn't him since they were so close that she knows everything about him
  496. 496.
    >Only Lyra knows how to swap back, so Anon is stuck until he can make her remember who she really is
  497. 497.
     
  498. 498.
    _______________________________________
  499. 499.
     
  500. 500.
    >Anon and Spike are hanging out, waiting for Twilight to come back from an errand
  501. 501.
    >Anon convinces him to help send a prank letter to Celestia
  502. 502.
    >Anon makes the mistake of holding the letter when Spike sends it and gets the tips of his fingers burned by Dragonfire
  503. 503.
    >It's probably the worst pain he's ever endured in his entire life, despite it only effecting a tiny area for a split second
  504. 504.
    >He patches himself up as best he can with Twiggle's first aid supplies despite his agony
  505. 505.
    >Spike's scared, but Anon insists that he'll be okay, and that they don't have to tell Twilight
  506. 506.
    >He doesn't want to get Spike in trouble, and he'd rather avoid a lecture himself
  507. 507.
    >He makes an excuse and heads home after Twilight gets back
  508. 508.
    >Despite only the tips of his fingers being burned, the pain begins to radiate through his whole hand
  509. 509.
    >He bandages the entire thing as a placebo and tries to go to sleep
  510. 510.
    >It doesn't work out well
  511. 511.
    >He's in a bad mood the next day; very little sleep and the pain has spread up his arm
  512. 512.
    >He finally decides to go to the doctor, and is shocked whenever the bandage is removed
  513. 513.
    >Motherfucking dragon hand
  514. 514.
    >He decides it's time to tell Twilight
  515. 515.
    >She informs him that his human physiology is extra-vulnerable to certain types of magic, and that he's begun to transform into a dragon as a result
  516. 516.
    >The transformation has spread much further than can be seen on the surface
  517. 517.
    >It has spread into the muscle tissue and blood vessels in the arm and has started to effect one of his lungs
  518. 518.
    >She gives him two options:
  519. 519.
    >Give up on his humanity and be transformed into a dragon fully, or endure the slow, painful transformation to give her enough time to research a cure
  520. 520.
     
  521. 521.
    _______________________________________
  522. 522.
     
  523. 523.
    >Anon gets transported to Equestria by an unknown force and becomes a unicorn (marehood optional, but most likely)
  524. 524.
    >He's brought to Canterlot Castle, and Celestia and Luna are intrigued by his claims
  525. 525.
    >Especially Luna, who senses great potential in Anon
  526. 526.
    >After it's discovered that changing Anon back is unlikely, Luna offers to take him under her wing
  527. 527.
    >Anon thus becomes Luna's first student, and begins to learn the art of Dreamwalking from the master
  528. 528.
    >Luna makes sure to guard her own subconscious as she teaches him, [spoiler]lest he learn that it was actually her who brought him to Equestria in the first place[/spoiler]
  529. 529.
     
  530. 530.
    _______________________________________
  531. 531.
     
  532. 532.
    >Twilight needs to go to Canterlot high for some reason
  533. 533.
    >Offers to take Anon so that he can socialize with humans again, even if only for a few days
  534. 534.
    >Anon agrees
  535. 535.
    >Living in ponyland has really taken the edge off of his misanthropy, and he kind of misses internet pornography
  536. 536.
    >The EqG universe isn't the same as the Earth he knew, but it sounds pretty close
  537. 537.
    >Only problem is that he turns into a pony when he gets to the other side
  538. 538.
    >Turns out that humans who pass through the mirror become ponies and vice versa, regardless of which direction they were going
  539. 539.
    >It'll take a few days before the portal is traversable once again, so Anon gets to hang out with Twilight, Sunset Shimmer, and the entire Dry Gulch Gang while waiting to get his hands back
  540. 540.
    >Meanwhile, Scitwi is doing Science things
  541. 541.
    >She wants to visit Equestria herself, but doesn't like the idea of being a little horsey while doing it
  542. 542.
    >So she's devised a way to prevent someone from changing form when they pass through the mirror
  543. 543.
    >The best part about it is that she's one-hundred percent sure that it can in no way backfire and fuck with anyone
  544. 544.
    >Especially not Anonymous
  545. 545.
     
  546. 546.
    _______________________________________
  547. 547.
     
  548. 548.
    >Anon lives in the Crystal Empire and is friends with Shining Armor and Cadence
  549. 549.
    >While Sunburst is tutoring Flurry Heart, she hits Anon with a bolt of magic, turning him into a mare
  550. 550.
    >When the dust settles, he seems to take to his new body well
  551. 551.
    >A little too well
  552. 552.
    >He's really bubbly and energetic, and generally isn't acting much like his normal self
  553. 553.
    >He is able to instantly recall all of his old memories without any trouble; he insists that it's still him in there, he just wants to enjoy the pony body while it lasts since they'll probably have him back to normal within half an hour
  554. 554.
    >Twenty-two minutes, after commercials
  555. 555.
    >And to please call her Nonny, for now
  556. 556.
    >Cadance says that they can't do much themselves, so they'll send a message to Twilight
  557. 557.
    >It'll take about a day or so to get to her, then it's about a two-day train ride to get to the crystal empire
  558. 558.
    >Nonny shrugs, it'll just give her more time to have fun in her pony body
  559. 559.
    >As she wiggles her hips playfully to emphasize her point, Shining, who'd been silent the whole time, swallows nervously
  560. 560.
    >Only one thought crosses his mind:
  561. 561.
    >Fuck, she's so hot
  562. 562.
     
  563. 563.
    _______________________________________
  564. 564.
     
  565. 565.
    >Anon is invited to Canterlot by Princess Celestia herself
  566. 566.
    >It's very unusual, the only times he's ever been to the castle was when he went with Twilight, but Celestia wants him to come alone
  567. 567.
    >When he arrives at the castle, the first ponies he sees are actually Cadance and Shining Armor
  568. 568.
    >They nervously ask if he's talked with Celestia yet, but he tells them he just got there
  569. 569.
    >When he tries to ask what's going on, they just tell him he needs to talk to Celestia
  570. 570.
    >They both seem strangely on edge, especially Shiny
  571. 571.
    >He's practically staring holes into him and fidgeting constantly
  572. 572.
    >Finally, Celestia finds him and requests that they go to her bedroom to talk privately?
  573. 573.
    >She invites him to sit on her bed, and she does the same beside him
  574. 574.
    >She tells him how much she's longed to be a mother, to hear the clippity-clop of little hooves echoing through the halls of the castle
  575. 575.
    >She speaks wistfully about the romantic ideal of motherhood as a bead of sweat rolls down Anon's face
  576. 576.
    >This isn't going where he thinks it is, is it?
  577. 577.
    >As if reading his mind, she says that she isn't implying what Anon is probably thinking
  578. 578.
    >As enormous an ask that would be, what she wants is even more difficult
  579. 579.
    >It would be impossible for Anon to father a child with her; the species gap aside, her natural alicorn physiology renders her unable to have a foal
  580. 580.
    >Which is why she wants him to mother her child
  581. 581.
    >She explains that in Equestria, the parent's magical resonance is as important to a developing foal as their genetics
  582. 582.
    >If Celestia were to transform Anon into a mare, then her magic would leave a permanent mark on his being
  583. 583.
    >That, along with specific changes to his uterus, would allow him to birth foals with a father as well as both himself and Celestia as mothers
  584. 584.
    >Shining has already agreed to be the father, but she knew that Anon would have the most difficult part
  585. 585.
    >She feels selfish even thinking about it, but she hopes that Anon will at least consider it:
  586. 586.
    >Give up his humanity, and become her womb
  587. 587.
     
  588. 588.
    _______________________________________
  589. 589.
     
  590. 590.
    >Human becomes pony
  591. 591.
    >Pony is blank flank
  592. 592.
    >Pony transformation is reversible, as long as they don't get their cutie mark in the time it takes to prepare the reversal spell
  593. 593.
    >Which takes about a week, considering all the rare materials involved
  594. 594.
    >Human-turned-pony has to try to carry on with their life while trying their hardest not to discover what their special talent really is
  595. 595.
    >Which is easier said than done, as the universe seems to do it's damnedest to put all butt-pictureless ponies on the path to self-discovery
  596. 596.
     
  597. 597.
    _______________________________________
  598. 598.
     
  599. 599.
    >Anon wakes up to the green-tinted view from the inside of a changeling pod
  600. 600.
    >Chrysalis greets him warmly as he tries to struggle his way out
  601. 601.
    >She explains that since her recent defeat, she's been struggling to rebuild her hive
  602. 602.
    >She learned of his desire to become a pony, and is helping his dreams, as well as the dreams of the others like him, come true
  603. 603.
    >Well, a changeling drone isn't exactly the same as a pony, but it's much closer than they were already
  604. 604.
    >Anon looks closer at his surroundings and notices dozens of occupied pods around him, with humans in various stages of transformation around him
  605. 605.
    >She says that if Anon promises to be a good little drone, then she'll make him a breeder and he'll live an easy life of being cared for by his fellow drones and impregnating her
  606. 606.
    >If he causes her too much trouble, she'll make him an incubator, and he'll get eggs stuffed up his ass and birth larvae until the end of his days
  607. 607.
     
  608. 608.
    _______________________________________
  609. 609.
     
  610. 610.
    >Mane 6 brings Anon with them to Canterlot, and a villain happens
  611. 611.
    >Said villain is a powerful mage, they use their magic to swap Anon and the mane 6's bodies around
  612. 612.
    >Teamwork and friendship win the day and everyone returns to their bodies
  613. 613.
    >After a few days of acting kind of weird, Anon confides in Twilight that he really enjoyed being a mare
  614. 614.
    >The brief time he was in one of their bodies just felt right, it was as if something clicked for him
  615. 615.
    >Twilight vows to help Anon become a mare once again; permanently this time
  616. 616.
    >However, she isn't able to just transform him directly into a mare
  617. 617.
    >The necessary magics are kind of dangerous and aren't well understood
  618. 618.
    >Since she isn't willing to risk testing them on Anon, they have to find a mare who'd be willing to permanently swap bodies with him
  619. 619.
     
  620. 620.
    _______________________________________
  621. 621.
     
  622. 622.
    >Anon comes to Equestria
  623. 623.
    >Around the same time he shows up, a mare named Nonny also shows up in Ponyville
  624. 624.
    >Nobody ever sees Anon around at night, and vice-versa for Nonny during the day
  625. 625.
    >Nonny becomes a fixture of Ponyville's night life, and makes lots of new friends
  626. 626.
    >Anon has a few of his own, but he isn't very outgoing and mostly sticks to himself
  627. 627.
    >One night, after having some fun with her friends, Nonny leads them back to her house to teach them her omelette recipe
  628. 628.
    >Except she takes them to Anon's house
  629. 629.
    >Despite having obvious trouble operating the doors, cabinets, and appliances in Anon's human-sized house, she's adamant that she lives there
  630. 630.
    >They ask her some questions about her past, and her answers sounds more like something Anon would say about being a human on Earth
  631. 631.
    >Despite Nonny's insistence that she is, and has always been, a pony
  632. 632.
    >A pony with a human family, human friends, and that grew up on a planet entirely populated by humans
  633. 633.
    >As soon as the sun rises, she passes out right in the middle of the kitchen floor
  634. 634.
     
  635. 635.
    >Anon wakes up in the middle of the kitchen floor, surrounded by strange mares, and with a skillet filled with smashed eggs in his teeth
  636. 636.
    >They looked scared
  637. 637.
    >He didn't remember drinking last night, but he must have had something pretty strong to wake up to this many frightened females
  638. 638.
     
  639. 639.
    _______________________________________
  640. 640.
     
  641. 641.
    >Anon decides he wants to join the Royal Guard
  642. 642.
    >They think that he's got what it takes, and Celestia herself vouches for him
  643. 643.
    >The only wrinkle is that the Guard is only open to Stallions
  644. 644.
    >But that doesn't mean that Anon can't join
  645. 645.
    >They give him an enchanted uniform that transforms him into a stallion while he wears it, and they welcome him aboard
  646. 646.
    >On his first day on the job, he discovers that the Guard's primary duty isn't actually to guard the Princesses, it's to serve as an all-you-can-grope buffet for them
  647. 647.
     
  648. 648.
    _______________________________________
  649. 649.
     
  650. 650.
    >Cadence is agitated
  651. 651.
    >Apparently the Crystal Empire has some bullshit tradition that nobody brought up until now
  652. 652.
    >The Princess is supposed to be fucked by all of the Empires of-age, able-bodied citizens in the town square
  653. 653.
    >It's supposed to promote unity between the citizens and their leaders or something
  654. 654.
    >The thought of being passed around in a hundreds-strong bisexual gang-bang is precisely the last thing she wants, but apparently it's necessary to maintain the power of the Crystal Heart
  655. 655.
    >It sounds like a contrivance of an inept erotic author, but there are references in historical documents
  656. 656.
    >And illustrations
  657. 657.
    >She shudders as she remembers the illustrations
  658. 658.
    >While ruminating on her impending duty, Anon enters her chamber
  659. 659.
    >As he comments that she's been acting strange all day and asks if she's alright, a thought occurs to the Princess
  660. 660.
    >Perhaps someone else could be Princess Mi Amore Cadenza for the day?
  661. 661.
     
  662. 662.
    _______________________________________
  663. 663.
     
  664. 664.
    >Anon disagrees with the way Celestia is ruling Equestria
  665. 665.
    >He thinks he could do a much better job himself
  666. 666.
    >Shows up to Canterlot Castle with a mop and a trash can lid, gets immediately swatted away by her magic
  667. 667.
    >Spends months building a Dark Knight style battlesuit and challenges her again
  668. 668.
    >After a grueling battle that levels a sizeable portion of Canterlot, she finally tears the last piece of the suit off of him
  669. 669.
    >Anon goes for his last resort:
  670. 670.
    >He tickles her until she gives up
  671. 671.
    >"Okay! Okay! You win! If you think you'll make such a great leader, be my guest!"
  672. 672.
    >She blasts him with a spell and he becomes a pretty alicorn princess
  673. 673.
    >She puts on a hat and floats over a suitcase from seemingly nowhere
  674. 674.
    >"I'm taking a much-needed vacation. Call me when Anon inevitably fucks up."
  675. 675.
    >She flies away as one of her advisors trots up to him
  676. 676.
    >"Uh, Princess Anonymous, if I may? We need to discuss the matter of funding the repairs to Canterlot. This wasn't exactly in the budget, you see, and the council won't approve emergency borrowing without some serious concessions..."
  677. 677.
    >...fuck, this was going to suck, wasn't it?
  678. 678.
     
  679. 679.
    _______________________________________
  680. 680.
     
  681. 681.
    >Anon stumbles across a giant flower in the Everfree
  682. 682.
    >It smells really, REALLY good
  683. 683.
    >As he gets closer to take in its intoxicating aroma, it suddenly envelops him, sealing tightly around him like a cocoon
  684. 684.
    >The interior of flower fills up with a breathable liquid as he panics and struggles
  685. 685.
    >He fades in and out of consciousness throughout his imprisonment in the bulb, noticing that something feels wrong about his body each time
  686. 686.
    >Finally, the flower disgorges him onto the ground and retracts into the undergrowth
  687. 687.
    >Anon is a pony
  688. 688.
    >But, also a plant
  689. 689.
    >Some kind of plant-pony?
  690. 690.
    >All he knows is that he's shaped like a mare, but he's made of vines and colorful flowers
  691. 691.
    >When he finds his way back into town, Twilight tells him that he's been gone for nearly three months, and that he's been transformed into an Alraune
  692. 692.
    >He can move freely for the time being, but after a few weeks, he'll have to permanently take root somewhere
  693. 693.
    >She promises to try and find a way to reverse it, but since the change was biological rather than magical, there isn't much hope for that
  694. 694.
    >As he heads home, afraid for what may lie in his future, the Flower Trio surround him
  695. 695.
    >They're amazed, alraunes are so rare, and unrooted ones even more so
  696. 696.
    >One of them begins to gently prune some of Anon's more unruly vines and stems as the others plead for her to please, PLEASE take root in their garden
  697. 697.
    >They promise to take good care of her, and nurture her until she grows big, strong, and beautiful
  698. 698.
     
  699. 699.
    _______________________________________
  700. 700.
     
  701. 701.
    >You're Anon in Equestria
  702. 702.
    >You're best friends with the Mane 6 and the Princesses, because of course you are
  703. 703.
    >Especially Celestia
  704. 704.
    >The two of you were very close
  705. 705.
    >One day as you and her are having a lovely tea time together, you're suddenly ripped away in a blinding flash of light
  706. 706.
    >When your vision comes back, you're greeted by the sight of a cute little fillylestia
  707. 707.
    >She had used a spell that brings people together in times of great need, and you were summoned as a result
  708. 708.
    >It's an incredible ask, but she wants you to allow her to transform you into a copy of her so that you can take her place for the next week
  709. 709.
    >Great things are to be expected of her soon, and she feels like she needs some time alone to prepare
  710. 710.
    >She may not know it just yet, but you're going to owe her several unpayable debts in a few thousand years that you don't mind cashing in on now
  711. 711.
    >The spell is cast, the two of you shake hooves, and Celestia gallops off into the distance
  712. 712.
    >And you never see her again
  713. 713.
    >After about a year of waiting for her to return, it slowly dawns on you that perhaps there was a reason that you got along so well with the Celestia you knew from the future
  714. 714.
    >Many, many centuries in the future...
  715. 715.
     
  716. 716.
    _______________________________________
  717. 717.
     
  718. 718.
    "Twilight, why the fuck am I a filly?"
  719. 719.
    >"Because I made you into one, you silly little cunt! Isn't it great?"
  720. 720.
    "No, it's not great, I want my dick back."
  721. 721.
    >"Oh, so you want dick?"
  722. 722.
    "No, no, fucking NO, I clearly said I want MY dick you fucking horse, you know what I-"
  723. 723.
    >"If it's dick that you're after, then I've got some great news for you!"
  724. 724.
    "...what?"
  725. 725.
    >"I've given you a physiological dependence on stallion cum! You need it to survive, like how normal ponies need food and water."
  726. 726.
    "W-what!? Why the fuck would you-"
  727. 727.
    >"But don't worry about it being hard to get, because I've also cast a spell that makes you irresistible to stallions. They'll be leading you behind buildings and imprisoning you in their basements to rape you practically as soon as you walk out that door!"
  728. 728.
    "Why!? Why the hell would you do this? This is so ridiculously out of character for you that it's nonsensical!"
  729. 729.
    >She opens up her mouth to respond
  730. 730.
    >And then closes it
  731. 731.
    >She scratches her chin as she looks around the room, as if the answer to your question was going to be written on one of the walls
  732. 732.
    >Her face twists into confusion as she grabs a few books on psychology and quickly trots off to another room, locking the door behind her
  733. 733.
    >You stand in the quiet of the Crystal Castle Playsetâ„¢ for a few moments
  734. 734.
    >You can feel it
  735. 735.
    >The thirst, the desperate need for semen
  736. 736.
    >Your legs begin to shake
  737. 737.
    >If Twilight isn't going to change you back...
  738. 738.
    >...then you don't really have much of a choice...
  739. 739.
    >A tear rolls down your cheek as you slowly head for the front door of the castle
  740. 740.
     
  741. 741.
    _______________________________________
  742. 742.
     
  743. 743.
    >Unbeknownst to either Luna or Celestia, Luna was pregnant when she became Nightmare Moon and was banished to the moon
  744. 744.
    >This is a bit of a problem
  745. 745.
    >The moon isn't exactly a great place to raise a foal
  746. 746.
    >And sending it to Equestria is guaranteeing that Celestia will raise it and poison it's mind with her pro-sunshine propaganda
  747. 747.
    >She hatches a brilliant scheme
  748. 748.
    >It'll use up quite a bit of her remaining magic, however, delaying her one-hundred year escape plan by quite a bit
  749. 749.
    >She sends the foal not only to another world, but into the future as well
  750. 750.
    >That way she can recover him once she has escaped her captivity, then she can groom him to be the heir to her immortal kingdom of darkness
  751. 751.
    >Fast forward a thousand years, Anon gets sucked through a horse portal
  752. 752.
    >The now-reformed Luna is happy to finally be with the son she gave up all those years ago, Celestia is ecstatic to meet the new edition to her family
  753. 753.
    >Now all that remains is to return him to his true shape and teach him about Equestria
  754. 754.
    >Meanwhile, About thinks they're both insane
  755. 755.
    >True, he never felt that he belonged back home, but there's no way his mom is a horse
  756. 756.
    >And anyone who tries to turn HIM into a horse is getting punch right in the schnozzle
  757. 757.
    >His refusal and outrage confuses the sisters
  758. 758.
    >They aren't changing a human into a pony, they're restoring the true form of a pony who'd previously been transformed into a human
  759. 759.
    >He should be happy
  760. 760.
    >They decide to send Anon to Twilight for further analysis while Luna uses his dreams to show him that how happy he'll be once he becomes a pony
  761. 761.
    >And to hopefully bond with her son after a millennia apart, of course
  762. 762.
     
  763. 763.
    _______________________________________
  764. 764.
     
  765. 765.
    >Twilight is secretly a filly fiddler
  766. 766.
    >She's kept her feelings bottled up since she knows that acting on them isn't healthy
  767. 767.
    >A Magical Mishapâ„¢ occurs, turning Anon into a cute little filly
  768. 768.
    >A cute little filly with the mind of an adult, capable of giving informed, enthusiastic consent
  769. 769.
    >A cute little filly who will be reverted back to adulthood soon, meaning anything that is done to them now will be totally consequence-free
  770. 770.
    >Twilight sends Spike out before locking all the doors and closing all the drapes
  771. 771.
    >She confesses her darkest secret to Anon and pleads with him to please allow her to indulge her sick fetish
  772. 772.
    >He reluctantly agrees, and they do the deed
  773. 773.
    >It becomes a regular thing for them, Anon willingly allows Twilight to turn him into a filly and then molest him
  774. 774.
    >After finally being allowed to indulge in her fantasies, they begin to escalate
  775. 775.
    >Anon starts to worry that he's letting Twilight take things too far, especially when she "jokingly" suggests bringing a stallion into their roleplaying
  776. 776.
    >It comes to a head when Twilight drops a hell of a request
  777. 777.
    >Rather than transforming him for a few hours as usual, she wants to keep him transformed for a few months
  778. 778.
    >He'll be getting his first estrus soon, and she wants him to become her secret live-in sex slave until then
  779. 779.
    >He would have to agree to give up his right to refuse consent, meaning that Twilight would totally be free to do the weird shit that he'd been refusing since the beginning
  780. 780.
     
  781. 781.
    >The heavy sound of metal against metal rouses you from your fitful slumber
  782. 782.
    >You haul yourself up into your hooves as light creeps into your hidden prison, illuminating the various toys and torture implements that litter the floor and walls
  783. 783.
    >It has been almost two months since you agreed to play out Twilight's fucked up Josef Fritzl fantasy
  784. 784.
    >Two months since you've been able to move out of the nine-foot semicircle allowed by the chain connecting you to the wall
  785. 785.
    >The Purple Princess herself stands before you with a familiar hungry glint in her eyes
  786. 786.
    >The kind of glint that means that you're ponut is going to bleeding before the day's out
  787. 787.
    >"Good morning, slut."
  788. 788.
    >Her magic grabs the chain around your throat and painfully drags you to her hooves
  789. 789.
    >You cough and rub the sore spot around your neck
  790. 790.
    >"I wasn't able to use you yesterday, so you're going to have to work twice as hard today. I hope you're thirsty, because I haven't used the restroom since-"
  791. 791.
    "I want out."
  792. 792.
    >"...What?"
  793. 793.
    >You look up to find her staring back down with wide, surprised eyes
  794. 794.
    "I don't want to do this anymore. You said this would last until my first estrus right? Well that ended a week ago."
  795. 795.
    >She swallows a lump in her throat and raises a shaky hoof
  796. 796.
    >"U-uh, um...B-but, I-I haven't, I mean-"
  797. 797.
    "I've officially retracted my consent. If you keep me here any longer, you're committing a crime."
  798. 798.
    >"...When we started all of this, you gave up your right to say 'no'..."
  799. 799.
    "Yeah, while we were still playing out the fantasy. We're not doing that anymore, because I'm done participating."
  800. 800.
    >You and Twilight hold eye contact for a painfully long time
  801. 801.
    >Eventually, she breaks and looks away
  802. 802.
    >And then takes a step back
  803. 803.
    "...Twilight. Let me go."
  804. 804.
    >She smiles weakly
  805. 805.
    >"L-look, I know I've been rough on you the past few days..."
  806. 806.
    >...oh no...
  807. 807.
    >"And you're probably feeling a bit, you know, emotional..."
  808. 808.
    >shit
  809. 809.
    >"S-so it would probably be best if we both cooled off a bit, before either of us make any, um, rash decisions..."
  810. 810.
     
  811. 811.
    "No, Twilight, I said I'm done! It's over, let me go!"
  812. 812.
    >She carefully steps back towards the door to your dungeon
  813. 813.
    "TWILIGHT!"
  814. 814.
    >"Look, Anon, I'm...I'm sorry, but I'm sort of busy right now. I can't really...I can't let you go just yet."
  815. 815.
    "Bullshit, just undo the chains! Take the collar off, you can do it right fucking now!"
  816. 816.
    >She has the decency to at least look guilty as she turns her back to you and slowly climbs the stairs
  817. 817.
    "FUCK YOU, TWILIGHT! You can't keep me here forever! People are going to start noticing how long I've been gone!"
  818. 818.
    >She looks extremely uncomfortable as she responds
  819. 819.
    >"Um, a-actually, I c-changed the story...they don't think you're on an errand in Minotaur territory anymore..."
  820. 820.
    "...What did you tell them?"
  821. 821.
    >She plasters a big, fake smile on her face
  822. 822.
    >"I'm going to make you nice, big breakfast tomorrow, okay? And we can talk about all of this then, alright?"
  823. 823.
    "LET ME GO, YOU FUCKING PURPLE PIECE OF SHIT!"
  824. 824.
    >Her face falls into a mask of pure guilt and self-hatred as she slowly shuts the door
  825. 825.
    >"...I'm sorry..."
  826. 826.
    >You flinch at the clicking and dull thuds of the various locks on the other side being refastened
  827. 827.
    >The scraping sound of the bookcase being slid back in place to hide your prison resonates through the darkness around you
  828. 828.
    >You knew there was no use shouting; Twilight had used a special soundproofing spell to make sure that no sounds coming from inside the dungeon could reach the outside
  829. 829.
    >As your weak legs give out and you lower yourself onto the cold, dirty floor, your grandfather's words echo in your mind:
  830. 830.
    >"Never let a horse imprison you in their sex dungeon just because they say they're gonna let you out eventually. Horses are an untrustworthy sort of folk."
  831. 831.
    >In your defense, you thought he was going senile at the time
  832. 832.
     
  833. 833.
    _______________________________________
  834. 834.
     
  835. 835.
    >Anon loves his waifu
  836. 836.
    >But his waifu doesn't really feel the same way
  837. 837.
    >They're friends, but she doesn't return his affection
  838. 838.
    >One day, Anon wakes up a mare
  839. 839.
    >His waifu is there to comfort him
  840. 840.
    >She's always been a good friend
  841. 841.
    >But soon, things start to speed up in ways that he wasn't expecting
  842. 842.
    >He confesses how he feels, how he has always felt
  843. 843.
    >She says that she loves him too, and they end up spending the night together
  844. 844.
    >Anon is on cloud nine
  845. 845.
    >He finally has his beloved waifu, even if he has to be her waifu as well, rather than the husbando he expected
  846. 846.
    >He's truly happy, possibly for the first time in his life
  847. 847.
    >Meanwhile, said waifu is consumed by guilt
  848. 848.
    >She really liked Anon, but not only was he a different species, he was a man
  849. 849.
    >That tends to make relationships difficult for lesbians like her
  850. 850.
    >She snuck behind his back and sought out forbidden magics to twist Anon into a form that made her comfortable without his consent
  851. 851.
    >As much as she tries to tell herself that he'll be happier this way or whatever, she knows that she stole Anon's humanity and masculinity, and the guilt is threatening to tear her apart
  852. 852.
     
  853. 853.
    _______________________________________
  854. 854.
     
  855. 855.
    >Filly somehow gets a hold of a tome of dark magic
  856. 856.
    >Uses it to turn Anon into a copy of herself
  857. 857.
    >The spell will revert itself if he passes her final exams for her
  858. 858.
    >The spell also forces him to act like a polite, courteous little filly at all times, so beating the piss out of her until she turns him back isn't an option
  859. 859.
    >He isn't even able to think of the phrase 'beat the piss out of', his magic-addled filly brain automatically censors it to '[TICKLE] the [LAUGHTER] out of'
  860. 860.
    >Whatever, it's not like fourth grade horse schooling is going to be all that difficult
  861. 861.
    >Except that it is, apparently
  862. 862.
    >He doesn't even know how to 'sunshine' two fractions together
  863. 863.
    >Considering how young the students are, the concepts can't be too difficult, but learning them in less than a week is virtually impossible
  864. 864.
    >He's going to have to find a way to make it work, or he's in some d?e?e?p? ?s?h?i?t? [TALL FLOWERS]
  865. 865.
     
  866. 866.
    >The school in question is a high-society, all-filly private boarding school with uniforms and incredibly strict rules
  867. 867.
    >Anon can't live out his long-running fantasy of being the guitar-shredding rebel that powerslides into the world of the upper class and teaches them how to live because his filly brain is wired to be totally obedient
  868. 868.
    >Even if he breaks a rule by accident, he's forced to report himself to the headmistress for punishment
  869. 869.
    >Also, his tiny filly hooves can't hold an electric guitar
  870. 870.
     
  871. 871.
    _______________________________________
  872. 872.
     
  873. 873.
    >Anon and Twilight are dating
  874. 874.
    >They have a fairly active sex life, but it's pretty vanilla
  875. 875.
    >Anon suspects that she's hiding something
  876. 876.
    >One night as they're cuddling together, he finally decides to speak up
  877. 877.
    "Twilight, is there anything special you want to try? I love you, and I want to help you fulfill your fantasies. Whatever it is, I'll do it."
  878. 878.
    >Her eyes widen, and her pupils contact
  879. 879.
    >"A-anything?"
  880. 880.
    "Anything."
  881. 881.
    >She swallows nervously
  882. 882.
    >Sweat begins to drip down her forehead as her face is consumed by a dark red blush
  883. 883.
    >"...What about a little...roleplaying?"
  884. 884.
    >Anon smiles
  885. 885.
    >She's so embarrassed over something so vanilla
  886. 886.
    >It's really cute
  887. 887.
    "I'd love to roleplay with you, Twilight."
  888. 888.
    >She looks scared
  889. 889.
    >She double checks the curtain over the window and stuffs a sheet under the door to dampen the sound
  890. 890.
    >He puts a hand on her wither, and she recoils like a kicked dog
  891. 891.
    "There's no need to be nervous, Twi. Now, what is your desire?"
  892. 892.
    >He smiles warmly to put her at ease
  893. 893.
    >"I-I want you to let me transform you into my father and then fuck me."
  894. 894.
    >His smile fades
  895. 895.
     
  896. 896.
    >Anon reluctantly agrees
  897. 897.
    >He has a little trouble performing
  898. 898.
    >It's an entirely unfamiliar body, and the circumstances are a bit uncomfortable for him
  899. 899.
    >"...D-da-I mean, Anon? D-do you think we could switch?"
  900. 900.
    "...You mean, like, you want to be on top?"
  901. 901.
    >"No...I mean I want to switch bodies..."
  902. 902.
    "What?"
  903. 903.
    >"You don't look like you're enjoying this all that much...if you let me be your daddy, maybe you'll like being my precious little princess more?"
  904. 904.
     
  905. 905.
    _______________________________________
  906. 906.
     
  907. 907.
    >Anon makes sweet love to his waifu
  908. 908.
    >At the moment of climax, they switch bodies
  909. 909.
    >Anon experiences the unique sensation of semen flowing through his cervix
  910. 910.
    >They pull apart and freak out a bit
  911. 911.
    >It's discovered that whenever Anon has sex with someone of the opposite sex, he switches bodies with them
  912. 912.
    >But there are other rules attached as well, like that two bodies can't swap directly back
  913. 913.
    >Anon, his waifu, and a few inadvertent volunteers have to work together to get everyone back into the correct body through the magic of delicious horse sex
  914. 914.
     
  915. 915.
    _______________________________________
  916. 916.
     
  917. 917.
    >Anon is transported to Equestria
  918. 918.
    >Becomes the little mare
  919. 919.
    >The unicorn that did this to him seems to be mostly ignoring him
  920. 920.
    >She levitates a collar to him and fastens it around his neck
  921. 921.
    >Interrupts his stammering by booping his snoot
  922. 922.
    >"Be good, okay?"
  923. 923.
    >She manages to get him into a cage and levitates him out of the room into a more open area
  924. 924.
    >They're in a pet store
  925. 925.
    >She hangs a sign on his cage listing a price and trots behind the counter
  926. 926.
    >Several ponies express interest in Anon
  927. 927.
    >Or 'Sweet Treat' as the tag on his collar declares
  928. 928.
    >They pretend not to hear or understand him as he tries to explain that he's been kidnapped and transformed against his will
  929. 929.
    >After the customer leaves, the owner gives a treat to the dog in the cage next to his while loudly explaining to it that good pets that don't cause trouble with the customers get treats
  930. 930.
    >More customers file in and out of the shop before one finally decides to buy Anon
  931. 931.
    >They also pretend not to understand him as he tries to protest
  932. 932.
    >After a few minutes of filling out paperwork and stuff, a reluctant Anon is lead out of the shop by the pony that now legally owns him
  933. 933.
    >For the most part nobody bats an eye at the spectacle of an adult mare being led through town on the end of a leash
  934. 934.
    >They even happen across another pony-owning pony
  935. 935.
    >The owners strike up a conversation as the other pet is approaches Anon
  936. 936.
    >"Hey, you from Earth too?"
  937. 937.
    >"I was just cooking at home when suddenly I was a pony."
  938. 938.
    >"It's actually not so bad, you know?"
  939. 939.
    >"Three square meals a day, a roof over your head, a loving master to take care of you..."
  940. 940.
    >"...I get that I probably sound crazy or something..."
  941. 941.
    >"But you don't really have a choice in any of this, so you might as well just learn to accept it."
  942. 942.
     
  943. 943.
    _______________________________________
  944. 944.
     
  945. 945.
    >Twilight turns Anon into a filly
  946. 946.
    >Her attempts to return him to humanity don't work out exactly as she'd planned: now Anon is two fillies
  947. 947.
    >Not two different fillies with Anon's memories, but Anon's consciousness is shared across two filly bodies
  948. 948.
    >She tries again and again, before giving up after creating what is essentially a filly hivemind, with Anon's mind puppeteering ten cute little fillies
  949. 949.
    >She tells him he's just going to have to figure this shit out himself since any further attempts to fix it on her own will probably make it worse
  950. 950.
    >Surely having ten bodies, some of which are unicorns and pegasi, makes up for losing two hands and a dick, right?
  951. 951.
     
  952. 952.
    _______________________________________
  953. 953.
     
  954. 954.
    >You're Anon on Earth
  955. 955.
    >People are turning into ponies, and nobody really knows how it's happening
  956. 956.
    >It comes to happen that you become a cute little mare
  957. 957.
    >You quickly discover that your situation is really unique
  958. 958.
    >Most people don't just transform like you did
  959. 959.
    >Instead, they are reborn as foals inside of special mares that are known as 'matriarchs'
  960. 960.
    >Which is what you now are
  961. 961.
    >Whatever force is doing this has decided that you will make a perfect broodmare to usher in the ponification of mankind
  962. 962.
    >Random humans will be reborn in your womb, but any man that inseminates you will be the next to be reborn
  963. 963.
    >The pregnancy advances very quickly, allowing you to birth many, many new ponies in a short time
  964. 964.
    >Despite the reborn ponies retaining their human memories, they all love you as their new mother
  965. 965.
    >And you love them as your precious foals
  966. 966.
    >Within the year, you have a large, loving family that continues to grow as the human population continues to shrink
  967. 967.
     
  968. 968.
    _______________________________________
  969. 969.
     
  970. 970.
    >Twilight offers Anon the chance to come to Equestria
  971. 971.
    >He becomes the cute little filly when he does
  972. 972.
    "What the fuck!? Why!?"
  973. 973.
    >"H-Hey, don't look at me, this wasn't my idea! I guess humans simply can't exist in Equestria without transforming into ponies. Although why you're a filly instead of a stallion is beyond me. I'll just send you back to Earth and-"
  974. 974.
    "Whoa now, let's not get too hasty."
  975. 975.
    >Anon decides to stay a filly so that he can live in Equestria
  976. 976.
    >He'll need a legal guardian until he's grown into a mare, and Twilight is more than happy to oblige
  977. 977.
    >At first they're basically just roommates, but then he starts to act really immature
  978. 978.
    >She looks into it, and makes a troublesome discovery
  979. 979.
    >His little filly brain is just as malleable and impressionable as a normal filly's, meaning that his new Equestrian experiences are shaping his personality, just like any other young filly or colt
  980. 980.
    >He isn't losing his memories or anything, but by the time he grows up, he'll be a totally different person than who he was back on Earth
  981. 981.
    >Anon is scared, Twilight holds him close, and they cuddle while they think of what they should do
  982. 982.
    >Going back to Earth simply isn't an option for Anon, meaning they only really have one choice
  983. 983.
    >Anon is going to have to learn to be a good little filly, even if it means he's going to have to forget how to be a man
  984. 984.
    >And Twilight will be there for her, through every step
  985. 985.
    >Like any mother would
  986. 986.
     
  987. 987.
    _______________________________________
  988. 988.
     
  989. 989.
    >Anonmare used to be a human
  990. 990.
    >All ponies used to be human
  991. 991.
    >But that changed when a strange phenomenon swept across the Earth and transformed every last man, woman, and child into ponies
  992. 992.
    >After searching for months, she finds somepony that claims to be able to restore her humanity
  993. 993.
    >Unfortunately, step one of the process requires her old human memories, and those were quick to disappear after the ponification
  994. 994.
    >Using what little memory she has left, she manages to find her way back to the place she once called home
  995. 995.
    >There, she discovers that her old life may not have been as great as she had imagined it was
  996. 996.
     
  997. 997.
    _______________________________________
  998. 998.
     
  999. 999.
    >Anon is ripped from his home by Queen Chrysalis
  1000. 1000.
    >She informs him that from this point forward, he will be her love-collecting slave
  1001. 1001.
    >Instead of transforming him into a drone, she uses a different spell that transforms him into a stuffed plushtoy
  1002. 1002.
    >She explains that the love collected by her drones is so often tainted with lust
  1003. 1003.
    >The quickest way to a pony's heart is through their genitals, after all
  1004. 1004.
    >But there's nothing cleaner, more pure than the love of a little filly or Colt
  1005. 1005.
    >Love that they're so quick to give to their most cherished stuffed animals
  1006. 1006.
    >In order to ensure his cooperation, she adds a little extra caveat:
  1007. 1007.
    >Anon now needs love to survive, like a changeling
  1008. 1008.
    >If he doesn't get enough love, he will begin to lose mobility until he becomes a fully inanimate plush
  1009. 1009.
    >A prisoner within his own soft, cuddly body
  1010. 1010.
    >She boots him out of the cave that she's using as her new hive, points him in the direction of Ponyville and cheerily reminds him that the clock is ticking
  1011. 1011.
     
  1012. 1012.
    _______________________________________
  1013. 1013.
     
  1014. 1014.
    >Anon hears the story of AJ's parents
  1015. 1015.
    >He feels for AJ, asks Twilight if there's anything they can do
  1016. 1016.
    >She says no, but a mysterious visitor he meets that night says yes
  1017. 1017.
    >A spell is cast, and Anon falls unconscious
  1018. 1018.
    >When he wakes up, he's now Pear Butter
  1019. 1019.
    >And he's laying in bed next to Bright Mac
  1020. 1020.
    >After begrudgingly taking a deep, tongue-filled good-morning kiss from his new husband, He awkwardly fakes his way through breakfast and feigns illness as an excuse to hide from the family while they start the day, and the visitor comes to him again
  1021. 1021.
    >Tells him that it's either him or AJ's parents, and that they are going to give them a week to make that decision
  1022. 1022.
    >Then they vanish, leaving him trapped at Sweet Apple Acres in a mare's body
  1023. 1023.
     
  1024. 1024.
    _______________________________________
  1025. 1025.
     
  1026. 1026.
    >Outbreak of ponification across Earth
  1027. 1027.
    >The first sign of the oncoming changes is a cutiemark appearing on your ass, then twenty-four hours later you become a pony
  1028. 1028.
    >Anon finds a cutiemark one morning, signalling his fate
  1029. 1029.
    >His friends/family that are still human try to console him/quarantine him in case it's contagious/take him out for one last night on the town while he's human and can handle more than one beer
  1030. 1030.
    >His friends/family that are already ponies want to prepare him for his new life/convince him that being a pony is great and that there's nothing to be afraid of
  1031. 1031.
    >The warring factions practically tear him in half trying to get him away from the other side
  1032. 1032.
     
  1033. 1033.
    _______________________________________
  1034. 1034.
     
  1035. 1035.
    >Anon's having a hard time adjusting to life in Equestria
  1036. 1036.
    >The ponies try their best to make him feel welcome, but they still treat him different
  1037. 1037.
    >Over a year after settling down in Ponyville, he still feels like an outsider
  1038. 1038.
    >Discord offers him a chance to feel accepted by giving him a ring that will turn him into a pony
  1039. 1039.
    >Put it on to blend into the crowd, take it off to stand out again
  1040. 1040.
    >Anon decides that just giving it a try can't hurt, and slips it on
  1041. 1041.
    >He immediately turns into a cute little mare
  1042. 1042.
    >The incorrect gender isn't too big of a deal, since this is just temporary anyway
  1043. 1043.
    >The best part is that the transformation seems to alter the memories of everyone he's ever met, making them believe that he's always been a pony
  1044. 1044.
    >Great! He won't have to introduce himself again!
  1045. 1045.
    >He has a wonderful time hanging out with his friends in ways that he simply couldn't before, when they were all secretly afraid of being eaten or stepped on or whatever
  1046. 1046.
    >But he's had his fun for now, and decides to take the ring off
  1047. 1047.
    >Slight problem: he doesn't have fingers anymore
  1048. 1048.
    >Meaning that the appendage that the ring was wrapped around is no longer accessible
  1049. 1049.
    >After frantically searching all over his little pony body for wherever it could have possibly moved to, he realizes that he's been tricked by Discord
  1050. 1050.
    >Big fucking shocker
  1051. 1051.
    >Now he has to either somehow convince Discord to change him back, or somehow convince the mane six that he's an alien trapped in a mare's body and have them make Discord change him back
  1052. 1052.
     
  1053. 1053.
    _______________________________________
  1054. 1054.
     
  1055. 1055.
    >Anon uses fiendish witchcraft to travel to Equestria
  1056. 1056.
    >He checks himself out as soon as he arrives and sees that he's now a pony
  1057. 1057.
    >Just as planned
  1058. 1058.
    >Blue fur
  1059. 1059.
    >Rainbow Mane
  1060. 1060.
    >Chromatic lightning bolt cutiemark
  1061. 1061.
    >Not as planned; he's Rainbow Dash
  1062. 1062.
    >It's going to be hard to settle down in the countryside and find a nice stallion to start a family with if he's a famous hero or whatever
  1063. 1063.
    >He goes to examine himself in the mirror
  1064. 1064.
    >...fuck, that's a doorway, not a mirror
  1065. 1065.
    >Apparently he hadn't actually replaced RD like he had expected
  1066. 1066.
    >After staring dumbfounded for a few seconds, her lips spread wide in a shiteating grin
  1067. 1067.
    >"Oh my Celestia, this is AWESOME!"
  1068. 1068.
    >Rather than feel existential dread or even just questioning the circumstances, she immediately starts planning how to skip work and pull pranks using her new personal doppelganger
  1069. 1069.
    >As she starts dragging him away by the tail, Anon questions what sins he's committed for the universe to punish him with worst pony
  1070. 1070.
     
  1071. 1071.
    _______________________________________
  1072. 1072.
     
  1073. 1073.
    >Anon feels like an outsider despite the Mane 6's best efforts
  1074. 1074.
    >Pinkie can't stand to see someone sad, especially if they're consistently miserable
  1075. 1075.
    >She decides to change places with Anon for a few days, so that he can fit in and more easily socialize, but also so she can use his body for recon and learn why exactly it's so hard for him to adjust
  1076. 1076.
    >She's able to do this because reasons
  1077. 1077.
    >It's literally just like the flash animation layer that they're on gets flipped horizontally and they switch places on screen, thus swapping their minds somehow
  1078. 1078.
    >She puts his mane up in twintails, slaps a backwards baseball cap on him, covers up his cutiemark with a pink miniskirt, and tells him to tell everyone that he's her as-of-yet-unmentioned fourth sister Cutie Pie
  1079. 1079.
    >Anon is surprised to discover that everyone buys the story immediately
  1080. 1080.
    >Despite continuing to behave like a socially awkward weirdo, ponies are much friendlier to him then they were before, and he starts to come out of his shell as ponies include him in more activities
  1081. 1081.
    >Meanwhile Pinkie's having a rough time
  1082. 1082.
    >She's the same fun-loving bubbly pony that she always was, but now ponies aren't really responding the way she's used to
  1083. 1083.
    >Conversations are politely ended as quickly as they're started
  1084. 1084.
    >Nopony wants to sit next to her at Sugarcube Corner, or at the park, or on the train, or wherever
  1085. 1085.
    >Heads constantly turn as ponies who had been staring try to pretend otherwise when she looks their way
  1086. 1086.
    >When a filly tries to talk to her, her mother pulls it away while muttering something about not bothering 'it'
  1087. 1087.
    >After a few days of this, Pinkie feels defeated
  1088. 1088.
    >She doesn't know what to do to help poor Nonny
  1089. 1089.
    >Suddenly, across the street, a group of ponies burst out of SCC carrying 'Cutie Pie' on their withers
  1090. 1090.
    >He just won a pie-eating contest, and he's grinning ear to ear as his entourage chants his name
  1091. 1091.
    >He waves to Pinkie, and she waves back, smiling weakly
  1092. 1092.
    >...Maybe she already found a way to make him happy...
  1093. 1093.
     
  1094. 1094.
    _______________________________________
  1095. 1095.
     
  1096. 1096.
    >Anon is kind of a dick
  1097. 1097.
    >Generally, he's equally dickish to all, but Starlight tends to get the brunt of it
  1098. 1098.
    >She wishes he could just learn some basic empathy and some common fucking courtesy
  1099. 1099.
    >Traits that most ponies have in spades
  1100. 1100.
    >After he makes an unusually harsh dig at her, even by his standards, she snaps and decides to do something about his attitude problem by turning him into a little filly
  1101. 1101.
    >After casting the spell, she wobbles uneasily
  1102. 1102.
    >"H-hah, m-maybe now I can raise you...w-with some proper manners..."
  1103. 1103.
    >And then she collapses
  1104. 1104.
    >She wakes up a full day later to a frowning Twilight standing over her
  1105. 1105.
    >It turns out that a complete transformation spell like that takes a whole hell of a lot of magic; far more than most normal unicorns could even handle
  1106. 1106.
    >But transforming a magic-bereft being like a human into a magic-laden one like a pony is much worse
  1107. 1107.
    >Anon essentially sucked all of the magic out of her during his transformation, leaving her totally drained
  1108. 1108.
    >And unfortunately for Glim Glam, that draining is essentially permanent
  1109. 1109.
    >She may be able to regain the ability to cast basic telekinesis spells within a few years, but she'll never be able to wield the power she used to have
  1110. 1110.
    >Upon hearing this, Starlight basically shuts down
  1111. 1111.
    >Magic was all she had, and it's been taken away from her
  1112. 1112.
    >Anon is actually doing okay himself
  1113. 1113.
    >He was angry at first, but Starlight got her justice, and being a pony isn't really that big of a deal
  1114. 1114.
    >And since he now lives inside a children's cartoon show, he never really got to use his dick anyway
  1115. 1115.
    >He's prepared to go on with his new filly life, until Twilight tells him he has to live with Starlight
  1116. 1116.
    >He needs a legal guardian to avoid being labeled an orphan, and she needs help getting back onto her hooves
  1117. 1117.
    >Anon tries to argue, but Twilight just ignores him and starts filling out the paperwork
  1118. 1118.
    >Great
  1119. 1119.
    >First he gets turned into a horsechild, and now he has to take care of the shithorse that did it to him
  1120. 1120.
    >Perfect
  1121. 1121.
     
  1122. 1122.
    _______________________________________
  1123. 1123.
     
  1124. 1124.
    >A new pony shows up in ponyville
  1125. 1125.
    >She claims that she used to be something called a "hyoo-man", and that she was somehow changed against her will
  1126. 1126.
    >She isn't able to offer much more information than that since the process damaged her memories
  1127. 1127.
    >Twilight and her friends agree to help her
  1128. 1128.
    >Mostly out of kindness, of course, but her story seems strangely familiar
  1129. 1129.
    >Twilight casts a spell to restore the newbie's memories, and she gasps as they flood back in
  1130. 1130.
    >She remembers everything!
  1131. 1131.
    >Well, almost everything
  1132. 1132.
    >She remembers that she used to be a he, and that her name was Anonymous, but she still can't quite recall how she became a pony
  1133. 1133.
    >She tries to thank Twilight and her friends, but they don't respond
  1134. 1134.
    >After a few seconds of awkward silence, they all begin to freak out
  1135. 1135.
    >The spell restored their memories too; they were all also humans
  1136. 1136.
    >Not just them, but everyone else
  1137. 1137.
    >Equestria was once Earth, and all the ponies, griffons, zebras, etc were humans
  1138. 1138.
    >All their pony memories from before Nightmare Moon returned are fake
  1139. 1139.
    >The girls and Anon decide to work together to try and discover exactly what happened
  1140. 1140.
     
  1141. 1141.
    _______________________________________
  1142. 1142.
     
  1143. 1143.
    >Anon has been living in Equestria for years, and things are going great
  1144. 1144.
    >He has a house, a good-paying job, and lots of friends
  1145. 1145.
    >When a Magical Mishapâ„¢ irreversibly turns Anon into a little mare, he doesn't really expect much to change
  1146. 1146.
    >Ponies are kind, good-hearted folk; they embraced him with open forelegs when he was a weird monkey-alien, why would they treat him different now that he actually fits in?
  1147. 1147.
    >Except they do
  1148. 1148.
    >Friends who were drawn to him by his uniqueness start to drift away while others who steered clear of before are now much more accommodating
  1149. 1149.
    >As he watches old friendships slowly wither and die as new ones sprout from the ashes, he learns a valuable lesson about just how much appearances truly matter
  1150. 1150.
     
  1151. 1151.
    _______________________________________
  1152. 1152.
     
  1153. 1153.
    >Anon hates Nyx
  1154. 1154.
    >Like, way too much, to an unhealthy degree
  1155. 1155.
    >The cosmic force that controls the multiverse (probably Twilight) decides to teach him a lesson or whatever by turning him into Nyx and forcing him to live out Past Sins
  1156. 1156.
    >Anon is overjoyed
  1157. 1157.
    >Now he can destroy that autistic piece of shit fanfiction from the inside!
  1158. 1158.
    >Anon proceeds to derail the story in various shocking and humorous ways as Twilight has to struggle to somehow make it work and bring the story to its intended conclusion
  1159. 1159.
     
  1160. 1160.
    _______________________________________
  1161. 1161.
     
  1162. 1162.
    >Anon is an author
  1163. 1163.
    >He hasn't really hit the big times or anything, but he's put out a few positively-received books
  1164. 1164.
    >While trying to think up his next one, suddenly the idea to write a children's book about ponies comes to him seemingly out of nowhere
  1165. 1165.
    >He comes up with a protagonist, a mare named Creamy Treat who sells ice cream in a town called 'Ponyville', but gets stuck and calls it a night
  1166. 1166.
    >He has a rather vivid dream about Creamy Treat and uses it as inspiration to write the next morning
  1167. 1167.
    >This continues on for a short while before he starts to notice that he's been losing track of time lately
  1168. 1168.
    >And the dreams are becoming much more vivid
  1169. 1169.
    >Sometimes he gets confused about whether he's Creamy or Anon
  1170. 1170.
    >The dreams start getting lewder and lewder to the point that his manuscript becomes hardcore fetish porn as he writes
  1171. 1171.
    >Sometimes he's woken up by phonecalls from family and friends who haven't seen him in days, and he's beginning to see his pony counterpart in the edges of his vision
  1172. 1172.
    >He gets sick of it and trashes what he's already written and tries to just forget about it
  1173. 1173.
    >When he falls asleep, he's dismayed to discover that he's still there little mare in his dreams
  1174. 1174.
    >And even more so when he learns that his new masters won't let him wake up
  1175. 1175.
     
  1176. 1176.
    _______________________________________
  1177. 1177.
     
  1178. 1178.
    >Anon comes to Equestria
  1179. 1179.
    >He's welcomed with open forelegs
  1180. 1180.
    >As he meets with various ponies, he quickly deduces that he wasn't the first human to show up here
  1181. 1181.
    >Nobody seems to know what happened to them; they just seemed to disappear one day
  1182. 1182.
    >Twilight won't talk about it, but it's obvious that she knows something
  1183. 1183.
    >While snooping around the Crystal Treecastle Playsetâ„¢ looking for clues, he stumbles across a secret passage
  1184. 1184.
    >In the room beyond is a creature stuck halfway between a pony and a human
  1185. 1185.
    >It freaks out upon being discovered, and hides itself as Twilight pulls Anon away and closes the passage
  1186. 1186.
    >She explains that the human who came before you wanted to be a pony, despite Twilight's insistence about the dangers
  1187. 1187.
    >When she refused to help, they simply found someone who was more cooperative
  1188. 1188.
    >And considerably less skilled in magic
  1189. 1189.
    >Now they're stuck this way until Twilight can figure out how to fix it
  1190. 1190.
    >When Anon asks if there's anything he can do to help, she hesitates
  1191. 1191.
    >In order to either reverse or progress the transformation, she'll need to study transformation magic
  1192. 1192.
    >And in order to do that, she'll need a guinea pig
  1193. 1193.
    >Anon has to decide if he's willing to risk becoming an abomination in order to save someone who already went down the same path
  1194. 1194.
     
  1195. 1195.
    _______________________________________
  1196. 1196.
     
  1197. 1197.
    >Anon is hired by a marketing firm to help them promote the My Little Pony movie by dressing as one of the characters
  1198. 1198.
    >It's basically a fursuit, but nobody will be able to tell it's him in there anyway
  1199. 1199.
    >It fits well when he first puts it on, but it quickly begins to become uncomfortable as it seems to shrink
  1200. 1200.
    >He begins panicking as it continues to constrict around him, growing smaller and smaller until it forcibly reshapes his body
  1201. 1201.
    >Bones pop, tendons and ligaments stretch, and his skin fuses with the suit
  1202. 1202.
    >By the time the hellish experience is over, Anon and the suit are one
  1203. 1203.
    >Looking in the mirror, he just looks like one of the ponies from the show
  1204. 1204.
    >His boss comes in to check on him, and he's satisfied with the result
  1205. 1205.
    >When Anon's led out to play with the kids, he realizes that the transformation was mental as much as physical; he is now physically incapable of acting out-of-character
  1206. 1206.
    >On the outside he's a happy, fun-loving pony who just loves to make friends
  1207. 1207.
    >On the inside he's screaming in terror
  1208. 1208.
    >In order to escape his harrowing situation, he has to navigate convoluted mental gymnastics to find a way to act outside of his intended "programming"
  1209. 1209.
     
  1210. 1210.
    _______________________________________
  1211. 1211.
     
  1212. 1212.
    >Anon is bullying the Purple Princess
  1213. 1213.
    >He's chasing her around with a quesadilla or something equally stupid when he rounds a corner and she trips him
  1214. 1214.
    >Unfortunately, she miscalculated his velocity and trajectory, causing him to fall on top of her
  1215. 1215.
    >And her horn to stab him right in the gut
  1216. 1216.
    >They both freak out; Twilight calls for help as Anon tries to scoop his blood back into himself
  1217. 1217.
    >He goes to the hospital, where they easily patch him back up
  1218. 1218.
    >There were no complications, aside from the fact that a chip came off of Twilight's horn somewhere inside of him, and they weren't able to find it
  1219. 1219.
    >They assure him that alicorn isn't poisonous, and that he should be just fine anyway
  1220. 1220.
    >That night he begins to have strange dreams about Twilight, and when he wakes up he's embarrassed to discover that he sleepwalked into Twilight's room and crawled into bed with her
  1221. 1221.
    >They just laugh it off, but as time progresses the dreams get more vivid, and his behavior starts to become stranger
  1222. 1222.
    >He becomes more neurotic, and he takes a much larger interest in Twilight's science bullshit
  1223. 1223.
    >Where he was previously cynical and introverted, he begins making friends and helping people
  1224. 1224.
    >He reads through Twilight's personal collection of books, despite previously declaring reading the domain of homosexuals and liberals
  1225. 1225.
    >It's all starting to freak Twilight out a bit, but she's most concerned about Anon's declining health through all of this
  1226. 1226.
    >He's constantly coughing and scratching at his skin, and he's starting to have trouble walking
  1227. 1227.
    >When she peels back his bandage and discovers the patch of purple fur, her suspicions are realized
  1228. 1228.
    >Anon is turning into her, in both body and mind
  1229. 1229.
    >She has no idea how she's going to fix this, but at least if she doesn't figure out something soon, she's going to have some help
  1230. 1230.
     
  1231. 1231.
    _______________________________________
  1232. 1232.
     
  1233. 1233.
    >Anon is in an improv group with five other people
  1234. 1234.
    >They suck
  1235. 1235.
    >They're putting on a show (for their family and friends)
  1236. 1236.
    >Anon turns to one of his fellow showmen, only to discover that they're now a pony
  1237. 1237.
    >This is some fucking next-level improv
  1238. 1238.
    >He looks terrified, but he nervously attempts to keep the show going
  1239. 1239.
    >Anon turns to another of his troupe-mates, and they're now also a pony
  1240. 1240.
    >What the fuck
  1241. 1241.
    >They have to continue the show for some reason, while trying to figure out what the fuck is happening and somehow stop it before all six of them become ponies
  1242. 1242.
    >All while somehow seamlessly weaving everything into the show, so that their audience is none the wiser
  1243. 1243.
     
  1244. 1244.
    _______________________________________
  1245. 1245.
     
  1246. 1246.
    >IT'S THE FUTURE!!!1!!
  1247. 1247.
    >You and your friends are heading over to the VRcade to play
  1248. 1248.
    >You're the last to get into your pod, and you're hyped for some testosterone-fueled action with your bros
  1249. 1249.
    >The lid closes, the machine whirs to life, and you're transported to the corpse-strewn battlefields of-
  1250. 1250.
    >...a bedroom?
  1251. 1251.
    >The door bursts open, and about half a dozen pastel-colored foals rush in towards you
  1252. 1252.
    >"Mommy!"
  1253. 1253.
    >"G'morning, Mom!"
  1254. 1254.
    >"Mooom!"
  1255. 1255.
    >As they jump up on the bed to snuggle into you, you notice that you're also a horse
  1256. 1256.
    >A heavily pregnant horse
  1257. 1257.
    "W-what?"
  1258. 1258.
    >Your voice is soft and feminine
  1259. 1259.
    >A masculine chuckle catches your attention
  1260. 1260.
    >A large stallion is watching from the doorway with a lopsided smirk
  1261. 1261.
    >He swaggers towards you, and your heart skips a beat
  1262. 1262.
    >You don't feel threatened by the him, but for some reason you feel really intimidated
  1263. 1263.
    >He gently brushes his hoof along your muzzle, and you whimper
  1264. 1264.
    >"I don't get it. How can you keep gettin' more and more beautiful every day?"
  1265. 1265.
    >Before you can say anything, he presses his lips against yours
  1266. 1266.
    >Sparks course down your spine as he kisses you, paralysing you
  1267. 1267.
    >When you don't kiss back, he pulls away almost as confused as you
  1268. 1268.
    >"...You ain't Nick, are you?"
  1269. 1269.
    >You shake your head
  1270. 1270.
    >He smiles
  1271. 1271.
    >"Must'a been a mixup on the outside. Well, if you like what you saw here, there's always room in the herd~"
  1272. 1272.
    >Suddenly you're back in the pod, and a voice from the outside calls out to you
  1273. 1273.
    >"Sorry, I loaded the wrong program! Here you go!"
  1274. 1274.
    >You're thrust into the game alongside your friends, but you're still thrown for a loop
  1275. 1275.
    >You're too distracted thinking about what happened to be much help to them
  1276. 1276.
    >You apologize for your sub-par playing as you all split up and head home
  1277. 1277.
    >No matter how hard you try, you can't get it out of your head
  1278. 1278.
    >While tossing and turning in bed, you give in to your curiosity and call the VRcade operator to schedule a private session
  1279. 1279.
    >You'll just pop in, figure out what that shit was all about, and pop back out
  1280. 1280.
     
  1281. 1281.
    _______________________________________
  1282. 1282.
     
  1283. 1283.
    >Twilight is organising this year's My Little Human convention, and she's got a special treat for everyone
  1284. 1284.
    >After experimenting with the EqG mirror, she's managed to book the actual cast of the show to attend
  1285. 1285.
    >They draw in record numbers as fans travel from across the world to meet their favorite characters in person
  1286. 1286.
    >Anonymous, the show's resident butt monkey, is exiting the restroom when a quivering, nervous wreck of a unicorn mare is trying to talk to him
  1287. 1287.
    >As soon as he hears the word 'husbando', he rolls his eyes and walks away
  1288. 1288.
    >The mare leaps in front of him and desperately pleads for him to give her a chance
  1289. 1289.
    >He walks around her and continues towards the panel on shitposting that he's supposed to be hosting
  1290. 1290.
    >Her horn flashes, and he falls unconscious
  1291. 1291.
    >He wakes up chained to the wall in her bedroom
  1292. 1292.
    >As she tries to justify the kidnapping by saying how they are soulmates, he notices that his hearing is much better than it was before
  1293. 1293.
    >He reaches up to discover that he now has pony ears
  1294. 1294.
    >The unicorn explains that if he stays a human, then Princess Twilight and the authorities will certainly find him and make him go back
  1295. 1295.
    >But they wouldn't be looking for a stallion!
  1296. 1296.
    >She isn't a exactly a magical progeny, and the spells are all old and incomplete, so the process will be very slow
  1297. 1297.
    >But it will give her enough time to prove to him that they are meant to be together
  1298. 1298.
    >Anon has to find a way to escape this crazy bitch before he's trapped on the alien horse planet as an alien horse
  1299. 1299.
     
  1300. 1300.
    _______________________________________
  1301. 1301.
     
  1302. 1302.
    >Anon is brought to Equestria to become a pony
  1303. 1303.
    >After the transformation is complete, he has become a stallion
  1304. 1304.
    >He wanted to become a mare
  1305. 1305.
    >He explains this to the unicorn that transformed him, but they regretfully inform him that they can't do that
  1306. 1306.
    >Transformation magic is pretty dangerous, and using it on the same person more than once pretty much guarantees that they'll be corrupted into an abomination
  1307. 1307.
    >Anon is sad
  1308. 1308.
    >At least he's a pony
  1309. 1309.
    >While moping at a cafe, three cute mares come up to him and ask what's wrong
  1310. 1310.
    >He tries to brush them off, but they're insistent
  1311. 1311.
    >After he explains his story to them, they all glance back and forth between themselves and smile
  1312. 1312.
    >"You know, you can still be a pretty mare, even if you don't necessarily have the right...equipment."
  1313. 1313.
    >"Yeah, what do you think of us? Do you think we're pretty? Well, we're just like you!"
  1314. 1314.
    >"Just come with us, and we'll make you into the hottest mare in town!"
  1315. 1315.
     
  1316. 1316.
    _______________________________________
  1317. 1317.
     
  1318. 1318.
    >Anon meets a cute girl at the supermarket
  1319. 1319.
    >They go on a few dates and fall in love
  1320. 1320.
    >After a while, she reveals that she's actually a horse in disguise
  1321. 1321.
    >She's a pony from Equestria, and she has to go back soon before the portal closes forever
  1322. 1322.
    >Anon offers to go with her, but she dismisses the idea
  1323. 1323.
    >Humans can't exist in Equestria, and Ponies can't exist on Earth
  1324. 1324.
    >She became a human when she stepped through the portal, and he would become a pony if he were to do the same
  1325. 1325.
    >Anon insists that he doesn't care; he just wants to be with her
  1326. 1326.
    >She's delighted that he's willing to do this for her, and they hold hands as they step through the portal together
  1327. 1327.
    >Now a horse in Equestria, Anon must adjust to his new body's limitations and advantages as he and his partner start building their life together
  1328. 1328.
    >TG optional
  1329. 1329.
     
  1330. 1330.
    _______________________________________
  1331. 1331.
     
  1332. 1332.
    >Anon lived through the Cuddly Doom scenario
  1333. 1333.
    >He managed to hold out for a long time, but they found him eventually
  1334. 1334.
    >They bust down his door, dodge his flailing limbs, and viciously tackle-hug him
  1335. 1335.
    >As soon as he feels fur against his bare skin, he gives up struggling
  1336. 1336.
    >It's over
  1337. 1337.
    >He feels strangely at peace as he gives in
  1338. 1338.
    >Strange, he thought he would have felt something by now
  1339. 1339.
    >After being cuddled by multiple ponies for several minutes to no effect, he asks how long it's supposed to take
  1340. 1340.
    >Not this long, they respond
  1341. 1341.
    >After a few more minutes just to be sure, Anon jumps up and begins loudly gloating
  1342. 1342.
    >He's immune!
  1343. 1343.
    >The ponies leave saddened and disappointed, especially the ponies who had been following him this entire time
  1344. 1344.
    >Anon enjoys his immunity for several months
  1345. 1345.
    >He can now move freely, and there are plenty of ponies to patronizingly pet and belittle
  1346. 1346.
    >Soon, however, the weight of his situation begins to dawn on him
  1347. 1347.
    >He may very well be the last human in Earth
  1348. 1348.
    >All of his friends and family are ponies, he's even tracked them down to confirm it
  1349. 1349.
    >It's been almost a year since he's seen another human
  1350. 1350.
    >When he hears rumors of a protected compound of humans living underground in an abandoned missile silo, he drops everything to join them
  1351. 1351.
    >Only to find a thriving community of friendly and welcoming ponies
  1352. 1352.
    >To a point
  1353. 1353.
    >Like all ponies, he can't really connect with them
  1354. 1354.
    >They're instinctually driven to convert any humans they see; being unable to do that is like having a powerful itch that can't be scratched
  1355. 1355.
    >When the last of his leads dry up, he tracks down a powerful unicorn healer
  1356. 1356.
    >She's surprised to see a human, especially one willing to walk into a village full of ponies
  1357. 1357.
    >She's even more surprised at why he's there:
  1358. 1358.
    >He wants her to make him a pony, no matter what it takes
  1359. 1359.
     
  1360. 1360.
    _______________________________________
  1361. 1361.
     
  1362. 1362.
    >Twilight accidently fillys Anon
  1363. 1363.
    >She feels terrible about it, and promises to make Anon human again, no matter what
  1364. 1364.
    >But Anon doesn't believe her
  1365. 1365.
    >He read the Anonfilly threads back on /mlp/, he knows what Twilight's game is
  1366. 1366.
    >He had actually started to think that the stories weren't true, but it seems Twilight was merely biding her time to fillify him when he was least expecting it
  1367. 1367.
    >He knows that the second he lets his guard, she's gonna start beating him, brainwashing him, and whoring him out to every Stallion in town
  1368. 1368.
    >Well not today, bitch
  1369. 1369.
    >Meanwhile, Twilight's starting to get even more worried
  1370. 1370.
    >Anon was such a nice guy before, but now he's really mean
  1371. 1371.
    >She can understand being angry about his situation, but she's never heard him say anything like the hateful, spiteful insults that he's hurling at her
  1372. 1372.
    >Had the transformation somehow altered his mind as well?
  1373. 1373.
    >She decides that before she can start working out how to make him human again, she had better fix whatever's wrong with his brain first
  1374. 1374.
     
  1375. 1375.
    _______________________________________
  1376. 1376.
     
  1377. 1377.
    >Ponies don't actually reproduce through standard mammalian reproduction
  1378. 1378.
    >Instead, they can only reproduce by bringing a human over from Earth and transforming them into a foal
  1379. 1379.
    >It can't just be any human, though; it's very rare for a human to be compatible in the first place, but that human has to also be compatible with both of the parents
  1380. 1380.
    >Anon just so happens to be one of those rare few
  1381. 1381.
    >He's brought over by a family planner to meet the ponies who want to become his new parents
  1382. 1382.
    >He's also shown what he would look like after the transformation
  1383. 1383.
    >It's a filly, because of course it is
  1384. 1384.
    >Anon obviously refuses, and demands to be sent back home
  1385. 1385.
    >While it's technically illegal to transform him against his will, the family planner is allowed to keep Anon in Equestria for 'counseling' almost indefinitely
  1386. 1386.
    >Anon is held captive while the hopeful parents-to-be desperately try to convince him to reconsider
  1387. 1387.
    >Of the seven billion humans on Earth, he's the only one that's compatible with both of them
  1388. 1388.
    >If he won't be their foal, then they don't get a second chance
  1389. 1389.
     
  1390. 1390.
    _______________________________________
  1391. 1391.
     
  1392. 1392.
    >Anon becomes filly
  1393. 1393.
    >Nobody exactly knows how to handle the situation, and everyone end up walking on eggshells around him and treating him differently
  1394. 1394.
    >Anon is moping when Applebloom comes across him
  1395. 1395.
    >She convinces him to come play with her, and he has a surprising amount of fun
  1396. 1396.
    >Applebloom acts so naturally around him, he can almost forget what has happened to him
  1397. 1397.
    >Sure, she makes him feel more like a filly than a man, but it's better than feeling like a cross-bred freak
  1398. 1398.
    >She invites Anon over to her house, and he's pleasantly surprised to find that AJ, Mac, and Granny Smith all treat him normally
  1399. 1399.
    >Again, like a normal filly, but he'll take what he can get
  1400. 1400.
    >He starts spending more and more time with the Apples, to the point that he's sleeping at the farm more than in his own bed
  1401. 1401.
    >Eventually, AJ offers to let Anon stay with them indefinitely
  1402. 1402.
    >She wants Anon to become part of the Apple family
  1403. 1403.
    >Applebloom calls him 'sis', and he realizes that maybe he's let things go a little too far
  1404. 1404.
    >Even if getting to this point felt so good
  1405. 1405.
     
  1406. 1406.
    _______________________________________
  1407. 1407.
     
  1408. 1408.
    >Anon becomes a filly
  1409. 1409.
    >Less than 24 hours later, he's kidnapped and brought to a filly brothel
  1410. 1410.
    >His room is surprisingly nice; he was expecting a dirty concrete cell
  1411. 1411.
    >They send in his first customer, and Anon readies his dick-biting muscles
  1412. 1412.
    >It's a cute, older mare
  1413. 1413.
    >She cooks him a grilled cheese sandwich, they roleplay a conversation about what's happening at school lately, and then they cuddle together for a nap
  1414. 1414.
    >His next customer is a younger stallion who wants to play board games with his 'little sis'
  1415. 1415.
    >After a few more customers along the same lines, he's sent to bed to rest up for the next day's work
  1416. 1416.
    >Anon is more confused than anything
  1417. 1417.
    >They called it a brothel, and he was definitely kidnapped
  1418. 1418.
    >Burlap sack and everything
  1419. 1419.
    >Is this some kind of fast-food McOrphanage?
  1420. 1420.
    >He decides that there isn't really much to do except play along until Twilight and Friendsâ„¢ find him and break him out
  1421. 1421.
    >He'll miss his customers, though, they seemed really nice
  1422. 1422.
     
  1423. 1423.
    _______________________________________
  1424. 1424.
     
  1425. 1425.
    >Twilight is working on a spell in her Castle Playset
  1426. 1426.
    >Anon is there because he usually tends to hang out around Twilight a lot in these stories
  1427. 1427.
    >A Magical Mishapâ„¢ occurs, causing a large explosion
  1428. 1428.
    >Twilight is fine, but when she can't find Anon anywhere, she assumes the worst
  1429. 1429.
    >He isn't subject to the same cartoon physics that she is, so explosions would most likely be fatal
  1430. 1430.
    >She starts to panic as she studies the scene of the accident
  1431. 1431.
    >She can't find any evidence of him in the room, no blood, no tissues, no scraps of black suit, nothing
  1432. 1432.
    >What did the magic do to him?
  1433. 1433.
    >Did it destroy him without a trace, or merely teleport him away?
  1434. 1434.
    >She begins having strange dreams about Anon
  1435. 1435.
    >Unsurprising, since she's currently wracked with guilt over him
  1436. 1436.
    >After a few days, he's declared missing and the case is handed over to the guard
  1437. 1437.
    >Twilight spends the next few weeks studying exactly what could have happened and reexamining her work
  1438. 1438.
    >She starts to get sick, and the dreams keep coming
  1439. 1439.
    >Eventually she goes to the doctor over her symptoms
  1440. 1440.
    >"Well, Ms. Sparkle, I can't speak to the dreams you've been having, but the illness is simply morning sickness. You're pregnant!"
  1441. 1441.
    >...
  1442. 1442.
    >Twilight thinks she knows what happened to Anon now
  1443. 1443.
     
  1444. 1444.
    _______________________________________
  1445. 1445.
     
  1446. 1446.
    >Anon helps the Power Ponies out
  1447. 1447.
    >They make him a member of the team
  1448. 1448.
    >When he puts on the suit he's transformed into a cute, trapish colt
  1449. 1449.
    >When he takes the costume off, he doesn't become human again
  1450. 1450.
    >They promise to work the kinks out later, but for now they have an adventure to do
  1451. 1451.
    >Anon quickly learns his role in the team
  1452. 1452.
    >Namely being kidnapped and molested by the villain to provide motivation for the Power Ponies
  1453. 1453.
    >As the Maneiac bears down over his partially stripped form, her writhing and squirming hair-tentacles groping at the air as they prepare for rape, he curses himself for getting out of bed that day
  1454. 1454.
     
  1455. 1455.
    _______________________________________
  1456. 1456.
     
  1457. 1457.
    >You and few Anons are chilling after getting done gang-"raping" Anonfilly
  1458. 1458.
    >She's all tuckered out, and has already fallen asleep
  1459. 1459.
    >She's curled up in your lap, her ears twitching every now and again
  1460. 1460.
    >She's so goddamn cute
  1461. 1461.
    >The cuteness is somewhat marred by the knowledge that she's absolutely stuffed with cum
  1462. 1462.
    >You reach down and gently stroke her mane
  1463. 1463.
    >And then pull it away when you feel jizz
  1464. 1464.
    >...fuck it, it's probably yours anyway
  1465. 1465.
    >You run your fingers over her scalp as the other two Anons are talking about some upcoming Parent-Teacher conference or something
  1466. 1466.
    >"I can't take her, I'm going to Canterlot to act out a one-shot for /sun/"
  1467. 1467.
    >The other Anon shakes his head
  1468. 1468.
    >"Nuh-uh, I ain't doin' that shit. I only signed up for this so I could nut in a filly's mouth without going to jail."
  1469. 1469.
    >You look back down to the cum-streaked filly in your lap
  1470. 1470.
    >Her back legs gently kick as she dreams
  1471. 1471.
    >Hnnnnng
  1472. 1472.
    >Seriously though, she's in dire need of a fucking bath
  1473. 1473.
    "I'll take her. My story stopped updating like three months ago. I think it's safe to say that I'm free to play Dad from now on."
  1474. 1474.
    >They throw a few half-hearted insults your way for your sentimentality as you scoop Anonfilly up and cuddle her close to your chest
  1475. 1475.
    >When she nuzzles into your neck, you nearly have a heart attack
  1476. 1476.
    >...You're going to have to find a drycleaners who doesn't ask questions after this
  1477. 1477.
     
  1478. 1478.
    _______________________________________
  1479. 1479.
     
  1480. 1480.
    >Twilight transforms Anon into a filly
  1481. 1481.
    >Because of the differences between the human brain and the pony brain, his mind doesn't quite make it through the process intact
  1482. 1482.
    >He can't talk anymore, only able to communicate through grunts and other simple noises
  1483. 1483.
    >He doesn't really understand a lot of the stuff that used to make sense
  1484. 1484.
    >His emotions aren't particularly stable; it isn't very hard to make him upset these days
  1485. 1485.
    >He doesn't like meeting new ponies anymore
  1486. 1486.
    >New experiences are much scarier now on the whole
  1487. 1487.
    >The only pony he really likes is Twilight
  1488. 1488.
    >She was there since the beginning, the first pony he laid eyes on when he became a filly
  1489. 1489.
    >Just being near her makes him feel safe, and feeling safe makes him feel happy
  1490. 1490.
    >Twilight is distraught
  1491. 1491.
    >She did this to poor Anon
  1492. 1492.
    >She dare not turn him back; who knows what damage could be done by transforming his brain a second time?
  1493. 1493.
    >She simply does her best to take care of Anon
  1494. 1494.
    >It takes a lot of patience and love, but she soon falls into a comfortable groove with Anon
  1495. 1495.
    >Until the school year starts, and they're both kicked right out of that groove and into unfamiliar territory
  1496. 1496.
     
  1497. 1497.
    _______________________________________
  1498. 1498.
     
  1499. 1499.
    >Anon lives in Equestria
  1500. 1500.
    >Not because he was brought there as an adult, but because he was born there
  1501. 1501.
    >Due to some sort of one-in-a-googolplex chance, he was born as a human to his pony parents
  1502. 1502.
    >His dad leaves immediately, thinking that she probably cheated on him with a monkey or something, so she has to raise him by herself
  1503. 1503.
    >He's bullied and ridiculed all throughout his childhood for being different
  1504. 1504.
    >His mom doesn't get off much better; rumors abound about what she must have done to get impregnated with that creature
  1505. 1505.
    >When he overhears her crying herself to sleep, lamenting that she couldn't have had a normal foal, Anon decides enough is enough
  1506. 1506.
    >He packs up a few changes of clothes and some food, and sets out to figure out how to become a pony so that he can finally be normal
  1507. 1507.
    >Little does he know he's being watched by powerful beings
  1508. 1508.
    >Beings who think he'd make a finer member of their own kind then some boring pony
  1509. 1509.
     
  1510. 1510.
    _______________________________________
  1511. 1511.
     
  1512. 1512.
    >Anon appears in Equestria
  1513. 1513.
    >Equestria has a dimensional immigration policy
  1514. 1514.
    >Namely, that Equestria is for ponies, and only ponies
  1515. 1515.
    >(And griffons, and seaponies, and yaks, and buffalo, etc etc)
  1516. 1516.
    >If Anon wants to stay, he has to transform into a local
  1517. 1517.
    >Otherwise, he has to leave
  1518. 1518.
    >Unfortunately, extradimensional travel isn't an exact science
  1519. 1519.
    >If the destination doesn't already have some kind of fixed portal, then traveling to other worlds is completely random
  1520. 1520.
    >Since he doesn't want to risk being trapped in a world comprised entirely of dicks, Anon opts to transform and stay
  1521. 1521.
    >Transformation requires a literal rebirth, meaning that he has to grow into his new body within a womb
  1522. 1522.
    >Meaning that he needs to find a new mommy
  1523. 1523.
    >Dozens of mares (as well as females of other species) come forward to volunteer
  1524. 1524.
    >Some are sympathetic to the poor dear and just want to help, some of them can't have children normally, some don't have time to find a stallion to impregnate them, and some simply think that an alien would make an interesting child
  1525. 1525.
    >Among them are some of the parents of the mane six looking to give their kids a new sibling, and even a few of the mane six themselves
  1526. 1526.
    >Anon has a week to choose before Princess Celestia kicks him through a portal to God knows where
  1527. 1527.
     
  1528. 1528.
    _______________________________________
  1529. 1529.
     
  1530. 1530.
    >Be ranch hand Anon
  1531. 1531.
    >Ride your horse out into the pasture
  1532. 1532.
    >Weird glowing cloud suddenly envelops the both of you, and you fall unconscious
  1533. 1533.
    >"Master? Are you okay? Wake up!"
  1534. 1534.
    >Someone with a soft, feminine voice is shaking you
  1535. 1535.
    >You open your eyes, and are greeted by the sight of a pastel cartoon pony
  1536. 1536.
    >She smiles
  1537. 1537.
    >"You're okay! I was so worried, master!"
  1538. 1538.
    >Master?
  1539. 1539.
    >Why does she keep calling you master?
  1540. 1540.
    >You reach up to rub your face, only to discover a hooves where your hands once were
  1541. 1541.
    >What the fuck!?
  1542. 1542.
    >You jump up and quickly look yourself over
  1543. 1543.
    >You aren't a human anymore, you are now a cartoon pony stallion
  1544. 1544.
    >Wait
  1545. 1545.
    >The pony who woke you up kept calling you master
  1546. 1546.
    >You weakly say the name of your horse, and the mare tilts her head
  1547. 1547.
    >"Yes?"
  1548. 1548.
    >This is fucking weird
  1549. 1549.
    >You decide to try and find some help, and trots happily behind you
  1550. 1550.
    >She keeps sniffing and rubbing against you, and you have to keep gently pushing her back a bit
  1551. 1551.
    >She was always pretty feisty
  1552. 1552.
    >When you find a town, you're somewhat disheartened to discover the inhabitants are all ponies as well
  1553. 1553.
    >They seem surprisingly unfazed by your extraordinary tale, and they refer you to the giant Crystal Castle on the edge of the town
  1554. 1554.
    >Princess Twilight, the owner of the castle, promises to try and help you, and offers the both of you a place to stay in the meantime
  1555. 1555.
    >She leaves the two of you alone as she goes to retrieve a book, and your horse scooches up to your side
  1556. 1556.
    >She was always affection back home, but she's been laying it on thick ever since you got here
  1557. 1557.
    >"Master?"
  1558. 1558.
    >Her voice is quivering with excitement
  1559. 1559.
    >"Do you think, since we're the same now, that we can finally be mates?"
  1560. 1560.
    >...fuck, this is only going to get weirder
  1561. 1561.
     
  1562. 1562.
    _______________________________________
  1563. 1563.
     
  1564. 1564.
    >Be Anon
  1565. 1565.
    >Just finished posting your sixteenth masturboop.jpg thread when a blinding flash of light whisks you away to Horseland
  1566. 1566.
    >You take a look at yourself and sigh wearily as you see the green fur and black mane
  1567. 1567.
    >Of course you'd be stuck here as a shit-tier OC
  1568. 1568.
    >There are apple trees all around you
  1569. 1569.
    >Perfect
  1570. 1570.
    >Sweet Apple Acres, the default start for talentless hack writers
  1571. 1571.
    >You stomp your way towards the house in the distance so that you can go ahead and get meeting Applejack out of the way before you-
  1572. 1572.
    >That's not Applejack
  1573. 1573.
    >A pregnant Pear Butter smiles at you when you step out of the treeline
  1574. 1574.
    >She tries to ask you where you came from, and you completely fumble your answer
  1575. 1575.
    >She gets the impression that you're some kind of orphan who snuck into the orchard for food
  1576. 1576.
    >You're invited into their home, and introduced to Bright Mac, lil' Big Mac, and filly AJ
  1577. 1577.
    >They feed you, clean you up, and give you a room to stay in
  1578. 1578.
    >Pear Butter gives you a goodnight kiss and turns out the light, and you're left alone with your thoughts
  1579. 1579.
    >Since Twilight won't be the powerful wizard from the show for probably about a decade, then you're probably stuck here
  1580. 1580.
    >And the Apple family really seemed like they were planning on taking you in permanently
  1581. 1581.
    >Which sort of brings your attention to the elephant in the room
  1582. 1582.
    >They're going to die, and you're the only one who knows
  1583. 1583.
    >But you don't know how, or when it's going to happen
  1584. 1584.
    >You have an obligation to your new horse family to try and save them
  1585. 1585.
    >The moment Applebloom is born, you're going to have to be ever vigilant
  1586. 1586.
    >You'll just have to cross your nonexistent fingers that you don't fuck up the timeline in the process
  1587. 1587.
     
  1588. 1588.
    _______________________________________
  1589. 1589.
     
  1590. 1590.
    >Anon meets a nice pony named Amber
  1591. 1591.
    >She invites him over to her house for lunch
  1592. 1592.
    >And then she eats him
  1593. 1593.
    >Her body splits apart into countless tentacles and fanged maws as he's pulled inside and torn apart down to the cellular level, obviously killing him
  1594. 1594.
    >And then he wakes up
  1595. 1595.
    >He discovers that he isn't himself anymore
  1596. 1596.
    >His body is now that of a filly, but more than that, his mind is...
  1597. 1597.
    >Different
  1598. 1598.
    >Amber says that she wanted a daughter, which basically just means more of herself
  1599. 1599.
    >She explains that he isn't really a separate entity from her, he's just an offshoot of her that's been loaded up with Anon's memories so that it can convincingly act as a separate being
  1600. 1600.
    >It's the horrifying alien shape-shifter equivalent of drawing a face on your hand
  1601. 1601.
    >Anon proceeds to have a existential meltdown while Amber plans a day of fun mother-daughter activities
  1602. 1602.
     
  1603. 1603.
    _______________________________________
  1604. 1604.
     
  1605. 1605.
    >Be Anon
  1606. 1606.
    >You're in class doodling in your notebook instead of learning
  1607. 1607.
    >When words start to appear on the page, you freeze
  1608. 1608.
    >'Dear Princess Twilight, today I learned a valuable lesson about not using exact change when there are people waiting in line behind me at the store. It's been a slow week.'
  1609. 1609.
    >As the text continues to appear, you notice your notebook beginning to get very hot
  1610. 1610.
    >The words begin to burn through, sending a column of smoke upwards
  1611. 1611.
    >"Anon, what in God's name are you doing!?"
  1612. 1612.
    >Before you can answer, your notebook explodes into a blinding flash of light
  1613. 1613.
    >It takes a few seconds for your vision to return, but when it does, you don't see the classroom anymore
  1614. 1614.
    >Instead, you're in a somewhat sparsely decorated apartment
  1615. 1615.
    >You discover that you're now a yellow-skinned girl
  1616. 1616.
    >You rush for the bathroom, and the mirror reveals your ketchup and mustard hair and aqua eyes
  1617. 1617.
    >What the fuck!?
  1618. 1618.
    >At least you're cute...
  1619. 1619.
    >During your freakout you find a book laying on your (her?) desk
  1620. 1620.
    >It has the same text that appeared on your notebook written in it
  1621. 1621.
    >Flipping through it, you see that it's mostly diary-style entries addressed to 'Princess Twilight', but there also seems to be actual correspondence
  1622. 1622.
    >It's a bit farfetched, but less so than what has just happened to you
  1623. 1623.
    >You grab a pen and start writing
  1624. 1624.
    'Hello? Is anyone there?'
  1625. 1625.
    >After about a minute or so of waiting, you get a response
  1626. 1626.
    >'Hey Sunset, what's up?'
  1627. 1627.
    >You explain who you are and what happened
  1628. 1628.
    >The response is immediate
  1629. 1629.
    >'Stay calm, I'll try to help you however I can. It'll be about a week before I can get through the portal again, so you're going to have to cover for Sunset in the meantime. I don't want my friends to panic, so please read through the diary and see if you can learn enough about Sunset enough to take it. If you can't, just avoid them or something.'
  1630. 1630.
    >She signs off to research your situation and figure out what happened to the girl who's body you're currently in, leaving you alone
  1631. 1631.
    >Well fuck
  1632. 1632.
     
  1633. 1633.
    _______________________________________
  1634. 1634.
     
  1635. 1635.
    >Pear Butter and Bright Mac are making a late night delivery when a freak storm rolls in
  1636. 1636.
    >Everyone assumed that they died, but they actually ended up being teleported to earth and becoming human
  1637. 1637.
    >They never gave up hope of returning home one day, but in the meantime they needed to establish some sense of normalcy until that happens
  1638. 1638.
    >They have another child together, and name him Anonymous
  1639. 1639.
    >A few years later, the path home opens up and they are able to escape back to Equestria with kidAnon in tow
  1640. 1640.
    >They're ponies again; they're practically in tears when they sees the orchards that they had left behind
  1641. 1641.
    >Anon is freaking out, however
  1642. 1642.
    >His parents never told him about their horse lineage because they thought it would only create trouble for him on Earth
  1643. 1643.
    >Which means that he was never mentally prepared to turn into a pony and leave the world he knew behind
  1644. 1644.
    >They comfort him the best they can while they return to the farm
  1645. 1645.
    >The Apple family tearfully reunite, and even Grandpear is there to see the daughter he'd thought he'd lost so long ago
  1646. 1646.
    >And of course they're happy to meet the new addition to the family, even if he's a little scared and confused right now
  1647. 1647.
    >They all do their best to get him adjusted to Equestria, and Applebloom makes it her mission to help her new little brother earn his cutie mark
  1648. 1648.
     
  1649. 1649.
    _______________________________________
  1650. 1650.
     
  1651. 1651.
    >You wake up in a strange, crystalline room
  1652. 1652.
    >A purple cartoon pony is standing over you, smiling
  1653. 1653.
    >"Hey there, sleepyhead. You've been asleep for a very long time."
  1654. 1654.
    >She can talk?
  1655. 1655.
    >For some reason, that feels wrong
  1656. 1656.
    >"You caught swamp fever, and it progressed through to it's final stages...It must have happened a long time ago, because you grew very big! But you're okay now. You're a pony again."
  1657. 1657.
    >What is she talking about?
  1658. 1658.
    >You look down to look at your...
  1659. 1659.
    >...hooves...
  1660. 1660.
    >You don't remember much about yourself, but somehow you know that isn't right
  1661. 1661.
    >You heart begins to race, and you start hyperventilating
  1662. 1662.
    "W-what did you do to me!?"
  1663. 1663.
    >She flinches
  1664. 1664.
    >"Huh? I cured you. You turned into a tree, but I made you a pony again."
  1665. 1665.
    >Sweat begins to slide down your forehead as your world swirls
  1666. 1666.
    "N-no, I'm not supposed to be a pony, I-I'm...I'm"
  1667. 1667.
    >You tap your hooves against your temples in frustration as your memories fail to materialize
  1668. 1668.
    >Only one detail from your past comes back to you
  1669. 1669.
    >You whip your head towards the purple pony who did this to you
  1670. 1670.
    "C-Celestia! Where is Celestia!?"
  1671. 1671.
    >Your chest is heaving as you latch onto her
  1672. 1672.
    "Please, this is wrong, everything is wrong! Where's Celestia!?"
  1673. 1673.
    >She looks almost as scared as you
  1674. 1674.
    >Her horn flashes purple, and you suddenly feel very, very tired
  1675. 1675.
    "I-I'm not a pony...I'm not..."
  1676. 1676.
    >As your consciousness fades, her warm, smiling face appears before your mind's eye, and your fear grows
  1677. 1677.
    >Would she recognise you?
  1678. 1678.
    >Would she remember you, even if you didn't?
  1679. 1679.
     
  1680. 1680.
    _______________________________________
  1681. 1681.
     
  1682. 1682.
    >Be Anon in Equestria
  1683. 1683.
    >Your pony waifu catches swamp fever
  1684. 1684.
    >It progresses to the point that she has leaves and sticks coming out of her, and her back left hoof has rooted itself into the ground
  1685. 1685.
    >Your local medical professionals have no answers, so you hit up there nearest witch doctor
  1686. 1686.
    >They say that while the disease has no known cure, there is a way around it
  1687. 1687.
    >Simply transform her back into a pony
  1688. 1688.
    >Despite her just describing it as a simple solution, however, she says that it won't be that simple
  1689. 1689.
    >Transformation magic requires a distilled transformational essence, and the only way to get that is to extract it from somebody who's been transformed
  1690. 1690.
    >It seems like a bit of a catch-22, but she reminds you that Equestria is packed with horrifying diseases that will transform their victim into various plants and creatures
  1691. 1691.
    >All they need to do is find one that is capable of infecting a human, preferably one that will leave him in a form he's happy to spend the rest of his life trapped in, and then extract the essence once the transformation has run its course
  1692. 1692.
     
  1693. 1693.
    _______________________________________
  1694. 1694.
     
  1695. 1695.
    >Be Anon
  1696. 1696.
    >You fucked around with twilight while she was experimenting with magic, and you got zapped
  1697. 1697.
    >It happens from time to time
  1698. 1698.
    >Based on how weird your body feels, you guess that you're a pony again
  1699. 1699.
    >And based on the large size of Twilight's annoyed face above you, you're probably a foal
  1700. 1700.
    >"Well, you got yourself turned into a filly again. Are you happy?"
  1701. 1701.
    >This mare has infinite patience for your antics
  1702. 1702.
    >Suddenly you get an idea
  1703. 1703.
    >You put on your best 'confused and scared' look
  1704. 1704.
    "Wha- who are you? W-where am I? Who am I!?"
  1705. 1705.
    >Her irritated glare fades into confusion
  1706. 1706.
    >"Huh? Do you...not remember anything?"
  1707. 1707.
    >You whimper pathetically and nod
  1708. 1708.
    "I don't know what's going on! Are...are you my mommy?"
  1709. 1709.
    >She stares for a few seconds
  1710. 1710.
    >And then smiles sympathetically
  1711. 1711.
    >"Y-yeah, yes I am your mommy. Come here sweetie, mommy will take care of you until she can help you remember everything."
  1712. 1712.
    >You run into her forelegs and she hugs you tightly
  1713. 1713.
    >You squeeze her and hum into her neck
  1714. 1714.
    >You don't exactly have an endgame here; the idea just came to you when you noticed that you were a filly
  1715. 1715.
    >For now, you'll just wait and see how far Twilight is willing to go with this
  1716. 1716.
     
  1717. 1717.
    >You're Twilight, and you can smell Minotaur excrement from a mile away
  1718. 1718.
    >The spell that Anon was hit with would never be able to erase memories
  1719. 1719.
    >He never passes up on an opportunity to mess with you and your friends
  1720. 1720.
    >As much as you hate to admit it, however, you actually kind of find his bizarre behavior and """pranks""" to be kind of entertaining
  1721. 1721.
    >Sort of
  1722. 1722.
    >You have no idea what he has planned, but you decide to play along
  1723. 1723.
    >For now, you'll just wait and see how far Anon is willing to go with this
  1724. 1724.
     
  1725. 1725.
    _______________________________________
  1726. 1726.
     
  1727. 1727.
    >Anon wants to know what being a pony is like
  1728. 1728.
    >Discord is willing to help
  1729. 1729.
    >He can give Anon an item that will transform him into a pony while worn, and transform him back into a human when removed
  1730. 1730.
    >Anon accepts; it sounds like a pretty good deal
  1731. 1731.
    >Discord snaps his fingers, and Anon becomes a qt3.14 mare
  1732. 1732.
    >The first thing that he notices is the powerful, simulating vibrations deep within his ass
  1733. 1733.
    >It turns out that the wearable item that Discord have him is a vibrating buttplug
  1734. 1734.
    >If he wants to be a pony, it has to stay in the entire time
  1735. 1735.
    >The good news is that the plug is enhanced with special magic so that he can leave it in as long as he likes: hours, days, weeks, months, maybe even years
  1736. 1736.
    >The only limitation on his pony time is his own personal tolerance for both the vibration and the toy's sizable girth
  1737. 1737.
    >And no, he will never get used to it
  1738. 1738.
    >The bad news, however, is that Anon is an earth pony
  1739. 1739.
    >Meaning that he doesn't really have any way to remove it himself
  1740. 1740.
    >Meaning that he'll have to ask someone to take it out for him
  1741. 1741.
    >Meaning that pony will be there when he transforms back into a human, revealing his true identity to them
  1742. 1742.
    >And if he ever wants to be a pony again in the future, he'll have to shove the plug back into himself
  1743. 1743.
    >Discord waves the quivering little mare goodbye as he vanishes
  1744. 1744.
    >Anon questions why he would ever trust Discord with something like this as he fruitlessly tries to pry the plug out on the corner of a table
  1745. 1745.
     
  1746. 1746.
    _______________________________________
  1747. 1747.
     
  1748. 1748.
    >Anon and Anonfilly cuddle
  1749. 1749.
    >It turns Anon into a filly as well
  1750. 1750.
    >They realize their power and head over to Anon's house next door to cuddle him
  1751. 1751.
    >He becomes filly
  1752. 1752.
    >They all three head across town to Anon's house so that they can cuddle him too
  1753. 1753.
    >He becomes filly, as his predecessors did before him
  1754. 1754.
    >The Anonfillies travel across town, snuggling Anons until they have a rather sizable herd going
  1755. 1755.
    >They arrive at the home of the last Anon in Ponyville and knock on his door
  1756. 1756.
    >"Open up! We're going to snuggle you so that you can be a filly too!"
  1757. 1757.
    "Fuck off."
  1758. 1758.
    >They all try to get him to open up so that he can become filly, but he always responds the same way:
  1759. 1759.
    >Some variation of 'fuck off' or 'kill yourself'
  1760. 1760.
    >The fillies form a commune around his house as Anons from all across Equestria come to snuggle up and join the herd
  1761. 1761.
    >Twilight brings fuck off Anon food, believing that he's nobly holding his ground to preserve his humanity
  1762. 1762.
    >But whenever she tries to talk to him about it, he just tells her to fuck off as well
  1763. 1763.
    >This one was always rather strange
  1764. 1764.
    >She actually kind of preferred the Anon who wanted to drink filly pee
  1765. 1765.
     
  1766. 1766.
    _______________________________________
  1767. 1767.
     
  1768. 1768.
    >Be Anon
  1769. 1769.
    >You've been living in Equestria for a few years
  1770. 1770.
    >One morning you wake up in an unfamiliar bed, in an equally unfamiliar body
  1771. 1771.
    >You're now a unicorn filly
  1772. 1772.
    >As you're frantically examining your body and freaking out, Twilight's mom walks in
  1773. 1773.
    >"Oh good, you're already awake! I'm not surprised, you must be so excited to start your first day!"
  1774. 1774.
    >You bullshit your way through the morning and learn a few things
  1775. 1775.
    >Everyone seems to think that you're a part of the Sparkle family
  1776. 1776.
    >You're apparently now Twilight's little sister, and your name is Nightspark Twinkle
  1777. 1777.
    >Fuckin' gay
  1778. 1778.
    >And you've apparently been accepted into Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns, and today is your first day
  1779. 1779.
    >Twilight is there to see you off, but when you corner her privately and tell her everything, she's confused
  1780. 1780.
    >Apparently you've always had an active imagination, and you come up with weird shit like this all the time
  1781. 1781.
    >How fucking convenient
  1782. 1782.
    >Without Twilight's help, you're probably stuck like this
  1783. 1783.
    >Your only hope is that Celestia will believe you
  1784. 1784.
    >You doubt that she has much to do with the day-to-day operations, but she has to be there to congratulate you on getting in, right?
  1785. 1785.
    >When you arrive she is indeed there to welcome you, but what you don't expect is when she mentions that she'll be handling your lessons herself
  1786. 1786.
    >You're not the only one who's surprised, apparently nobody told Twilight and the gang that you were Celestia's new protege
  1787. 1787.
    >She leads you to a private classroom and locks the door
  1788. 1788.
    >"Okay Anonymous, today we're going to practice teleportation magic."
  1789. 1789.
    >That seems like a pretty steep start
  1790. 1790.
    >...
  1791. 1791.
    >Wait, did she just call you Anonymous?
  1792. 1792.
    >"Oh, I'm sorry dear, would you prefer I call you Twinkle?"
  1793. 1793.
    >Her voice is dripping with sarcasm
  1794. 1794.
    >Did she do this!?
  1795. 1795.
    >She totally ignores your demands for answers in favor of explaining how teleportation magic works
  1796. 1796.
    >"Now, Twinkle~"
  1797. 1797.
    >She says your name with a thick, patronizing tone as she sets an orange down in front of you
  1798. 1798.
     
  1799. 1799.
    >"All you have to do today is teleport this orange. It doesn't matter how far, it just has to disappear from it's current location and reappear in a different one by your own power."
  1800. 1800.
    >You slap the orange off the desk and call her a cunt
  1801. 1801.
    >It's not something you ever expected to say to the kind, patient, and motherly Celestia that you thought you knew, but she's really acting the part right now
  1802. 1802.
    >She pouts in an exaggerated fashion
  1803. 1803.
    >"Oh dear, you're being an awfully bad filly right now, aren't you Anon? Oh, I'm sorry, ~*Twinkle*~. Bad fillies have to go to Bad Filly Jail!"
  1804. 1804.
    >What the fuck is-
  1805. 1805.
    >She puts an upturned bucket over you and sets something heavy on top of it
  1806. 1806.
    >You pound on the walls and shout, but you can neither escape of your own volition or convince Celestia to let you out
  1807. 1807.
    >Through the jail bar slits cut in the side of the bucket, you can see her reading and eating a snack
  1808. 1808.
    >She stops every now and again to condescendingly explain that if you knew how to teleport, no bucket could ever dream of holding you
  1809. 1809.
    >You don't even know how to use magic!
  1810. 1810.
    >You take the time inside the bucket to practice levitating the quill that ended up inside the bucket with you and are pleasantly surprised to find that it just seems to work
  1811. 1811.
    >You think about moving it, and it just moves
  1812. 1812.
    >It's as intuitive as using your hands
  1813. 1813.
    >That doesn't help you much from inside the bucket, though
  1814. 1814.
    >Despite Princess Celestia's earlier explanation, you can't wrap your head around how teleportation is supposed to work
  1815. 1815.
    >Shouting at Celestia gets boring after about an hour, so you just flop onto the ground and wait
  1816. 1816.
    >Eventually a bell rings, and her ears perk up
  1817. 1817.
    >"Oh? It seems that our time is up for today."
  1818. 1818.
    >The bucket is removed, and she moves to unlock the door
  1819. 1819.
    >"I can see a lot of potential in you, my special little Twinkle. In fact, I'm going to talk to your parents about you moving into the castle so that I can more intimately oversee your development."
  1820. 1820.
     
  1821. 1821.
    >She sounds so disgustingly smug that it's making you feel a little ill
  1822. 1822.
    >You don't bother responding; you've learned by now that she has an absolutely masterful ability to ignore you
  1823. 1823.
    >She leans her head down to your level and shoots you a sly grin
  1824. 1824.
    >"Oh, and don't bother telling your parents about what happened today. They won't believe you."
  1825. 1825.
    >You already knew that
  1826. 1826.
    >If you had traveled back in time twenty-four hours and warned yourself, you wouldn't have believed you either
  1827. 1827.
    >You balefully glare ahead as you leave, and she calls after you in a singsong voice:
  1828. 1828.
    >"See you tomorrow, my most diligent student!"
  1829. 1829.
     
  1830. 1830.
    _______________________________________
  1831. 1831.
     
  1832. 1832.
    >Anon mans the phones at a call center that provides support to people who became ponies against their will
  1833. 1833.
    >He fields a call from a distraught mare who used to be a man
  1834. 1834.
    >They're virtually inconsolable, so Anon tries to sympathize with them by saying that if he could give his humanity to them, he would
  1835. 1835.
    >It turns out that's actually something that can be done
  1836. 1836.
    >And now the caller is insisting that they do it
  1837. 1837.
    >The situation ends up escalating all the way to Anon's boss, who informs him about a rather obscure policy at the call center
  1838. 1838.
    >Despite Anon only making the offer to be nice, he now has to attend species transitional therapy for a week with the caller
  1839. 1839.
    >If he doesn't want to do it after that, then he doesn't have to
  1840. 1840.
    >But if he doesn't attend, then he's fired
  1841. 1841.
    >Meaning that if he wants to keep his job, he'll have to spend a week with a counselor and a mare desperately trying to convince him to become a pony so that they don't have to be one themselves
  1842. 1842.
     
  1843. 1843.
    _______________________________________
  1844. 1844.
     
  1845. 1845.
    >Anon gets FILLY'D
  1846. 1846.
    >Unlike most scenarios where this happens, he actually gets to keep his dick
  1847. 1847.
    >However, it isn't attached to his body
  1848. 1848.
    >It's a completely separate object, like a dildo made of actual functioning flesh, and he can still feel through it
  1849. 1849.
    >He hides it from Twilight and takes it out every now and then to give it a good stroking every now and then for old times sake
  1850. 1850.
    >Over time he starts experimenting with it a little and ends up reluctantly putting it in his mouth
  1851. 1851.
    >Legally speaking, it ain't gay if it's your dick
  1852. 1852.
    >After being rewarded with an absolutely incredible orgasm, he stops being so squeamish and begins regularly chowing down on some sweet man-sausage
  1853. 1853.
    >Also, swallowing also totally isn't gay if it's your jizz
  1854. 1854.
    >As he finally takes the final plunge and begins lowering his tight little pussy onto his thicc human cock, Twilight smiles in approval from her hidden vantage point
  1855. 1855.
    >Allowing her to keep her old dick was actually Twilight's idea
  1856. 1856.
    >By utilizing it in her masturbation, she has effectively trained herself to enjoy being the mare during heterosexual intercourse
  1857. 1857.
    >Now all she has to do is set up some playdates with a few local colts, and let things naturally escalate from there
  1858. 1858.
     
  1859. 1859.
    _______________________________________
  1860. 1860.
     
  1861. 1861.
    >Little League constantly tried to fuck Anon because her slutty mom gave her a skewed view of how male/female relationships are supposed to work
  1862. 1862.
    >Anon becomes a filly
  1863. 1863.
    >Little League no longer feels like she needs to suck Anon's cock to be friends with him
  1864. 1864.
    >When she starts trying to be a normal friend, he's immediately suspicious
  1865. 1865.
    >She's been trying to get him thrown in horse jail for years; he's not putting his guard down now that he's technically underaged as well
  1866. 1866.
     
  1867. 1867.
    _______________________________________
  1868. 1868.
     
  1869. 1869.
    >Anon and his friends hear a bloody-mary style urban legend
  1870. 1870.
    >Apparently there's an abandoned manor on the edge of town that's haunted by some kind of demon or something
  1871. 1871.
    >They all decide to explore it for some cheap thrills
  1872. 1872.
    >One of them finds a mirror in the attic that's covered in a cloth, and they pull it off
  1873. 1873.
    >Immediately, a semi-transparent glowing unicorn runs out of it, passing through the person directly in front of it and the wall behind him to escape
  1874. 1874.
    >They try to flee, but all the doors are locked and their phones aren't working
  1875. 1875.
    >To make matters worse, their friend who got ghost horse'd is slowly and painfully turning into a pony
  1876. 1876.
    >And if that wasn't bad enough, it seems the horse demon is actively hunting them down
  1877. 1877.
    >According to a book they found in the attic written by someone named 'Twilight', the creature has to return to the mirror before sunrise
  1878. 1878.
    >They split up to make themselves more difficult targets as they all devise unique strategies to avoid ponification
  1879. 1879.
     
  1880. 1880.
    _______________________________________
  1881. 1881.
     
  1882. 1882.
    >Anon is a powerful warlock
  1883. 1883.
    >He specializes in mixing together different types of strange and unusual magic to craft unique spells
  1884. 1884.
    >He needs friendship magic to perfect his daterape spell, so he decides to just harvest the nearest version of Equestria for all they have so that he won't need to gather any more
  1885. 1885.
    >Unfortunately for him, Twilight and friends have a decent amount of experience dealing with villains trying to steal all of their magic and he's defeated rather quickly
  1886. 1886.
    >Celestia says that such a powerful human is too dangerous to allow to roam free, and prepares to throw him into a pocket dimension for the rest of eternity, but Twilight saves him by turning him into a pony
  1887. 1887.
    >Now he's her latest friendship student or whatever
  1888. 1888.
    >He plays along with her 'lessons' while trying to secretly gather exotic magics so that he can get his hands back and get revenge
  1889. 1889.
    >Twilight sees through his paper-thin ruse, but she believes that she can change him through the magic of friendship
  1890. 1890.
     
  1891. 1891.
    _______________________________________
  1892. 1892.
     
  1893. 1893.
    >Twilight believes that all Anons must become fillies
  1894. 1894.
    >Even if they haven't ended up in Equestria yet
  1895. 1895.
    >After discovering you in your home dimension, she sends an elite team of six Anonfillies, two unicorns, two pegasi, and two earth ponies, along with one fillification ray that they have to share in order to turn you into a filly and bring you back to Equestria
  1896. 1896.
    >Since you aren't really expecting filly team six to jump out of your hamper and zap you with a horse gun, they easily take you by surprise and make you a filly
  1897. 1897.
    >After you manage to evade them and run away, they are determined to track you down and bring you in
  1898. 1898.
    >No matter how many innocent bystanders have to be filly'd to achieve that goal
  1899. 1899.
     
  1900. 1900.
    _______________________________________
  1901. 1901.
     
  1902. 1902.
    >You're reading a book like some kind of faggot when elegant, glowing text appears on the page
  1903. 1903.
    >The writer claims to be Twilight Sparkle, from your favorite horse cartoon for little girls
  1904. 1904.
    >After a pleasant conversation about yourself, she offers you a chance to visit Equestria and meet her and her friends, and you accept
  1905. 1905.
    >You're immediately engulfed in a bright light as you're whisked away from home
  1906. 1906.
    >And then you start drowning
  1907. 1907.
    >You're underwater, and it's very dark and very cold
  1908. 1908.
    >Right as you're about to lose consciousness, you're once again engulfed in magic light and your body begins to change
  1909. 1909.
    >Thankfully starting with your lungs, as you stop drowning
  1910. 1910.
    >When it's over, you discover that you're now a seapony
  1911. 1911.
    >With your large seapony eyes, you're now about to see through the darkness and find that you're surrounded by other seaponies
  1912. 1912.
    >Including Twilight and her friends
  1913. 1913.
    >It turns out that there was a bit of a misunderstanding between the two of you
  1914. 1914.
    >She didn't now that you were a land dweller
  1915. 1915.
    >In this version of Equestria, the entire world is one big ocean, save a few small islands on the surface, and all intelligent life is aquatic
  1916. 1916.
    >She had assumed the same was true of your world as well; the way you had described it was very reminiscent of her time at Canterlot High, and the people there were all mermaids
  1917. 1917.
    >After telling you all of this, she gives you a bit of bad news
  1918. 1918.
    >The spell she used to make you into a seapony is essentially irreversible
  1919. 1919.
    >She had to act fast to keep you alive, meaning that she didn't have enough time to study your physiology and make a spell to turn you human again
  1920. 1920.
    >Which means that the short visit you had been expecting was now permanent
  1921. 1921.
    >Not only do you have to deal with a new body and a new environment, but you also have to live with the knowledge that, as far your friends and family know, you've simply vanished without a trace, without a chance to say goodbye
  1922. 1922.
    >Maybe this is what happened to Jimmy Hoffa?
  1923. 1923.
     
  1924. 1924.
    _______________________________________
  1925. 1925.
     
  1926. 1926.
    >Anon lives on Earth, like most people do
  1927. 1927.
    >On this version of Earth, some people can opt to become ponies
  1928. 1928.
    >The resources needed to become a pony are limited, however, so transformation is determined by a lottery
  1929. 1929.
    >A lottery that Anon happens to win
  1930. 1930.
    >Despite not entering
  1931. 1931.
    >He goes to the lottery office to clear up the confusion, but is surprised to find the girl he likes there
  1932. 1932.
    >She's surprised to see him too; she had no idea he wanted to be a pony!
  1933. 1933.
    >This is her fifth year entering, but she finally won!
  1934. 1934.
    >Anon bullshits to look good for her and pretends that he totally wants to be a pony
  1935. 1935.
    >He realizes that was probably a mistake when he's enrolled in a pre-transformation bootcamp with her and the other winners so that they can all be mentally and physically prepared for their new lives as ponies
  1936. 1936.
    >That's okay
  1937. 1937.
    >It'll give him plenty of time to win her over
  1938. 1938.
    >Besides, there's no fuckin' way she actually wants to be a horse
  1939. 1939.
    >It's just a phase, or whatever
  1940. 1940.
    >They'll just go through the motions for a couple of days, maybe a week, then they'll back out and he can put his human weiner in her human vagina
  1941. 1941.
    >Just like God intended
  1942. 1942.
     
  1943. 1943.
    >You're Femanon
  1944. 1944.
    >After years of putting your name in the running, it's finally happening
  1945. 1945.
    >You're finally going to become a pony
  1946. 1946.
    >But the process is going to take about a month or so, and in the meantime there's something that you need to do
  1947. 1947.
    >You made your way to the lottery office, and managed to get a meeting with the administrator
  1948. 1948.
    >You knock on the door and wait, taking the time to read the name on the frosted glass window
  1949. 1949.
    >Princess Twilight Sparkle
  1950. 1950.
    >Cute name
  1951. 1951.
    >She invites you in, and you open the door and-
  1952. 1952.
    >OH MY CELESTIA SHE'S WEARING A TIE
  1953. 1953.
    >hnnnnng
  1954. 1954.
    >You can't fucking wait to be a pony
  1955. 1955.
    >The purple pegacorn offers you a seat, and you take it
  1956. 1956.
    >"Alright Miss Femanon, I hear you have a special request regarding your ponification? I would like to remind you that we don't have any control over what gender you end up as."
  1957. 1957.
    >You shake your head
  1958. 1958.
    "No, it's not that. You see, I've got this friend..."
  1959. 1959.
    >Her smile widens
  1960. 1960.
    >"They want to become a pony too, right?"
  1961. 1961.
    >You stare back at her as your mind goes over every time you've seen Anon interact with ponies
  1962. 1962.
    >Calling a group of them waiting to buy tickets to a Songbird Serenade concert a 'gaggle of faggots'
  1963. 1963.
    >Telling someone who just said that they wanted to be a pony that they were mentally ill
  1964. 1964.
    >Sticking an ice cream cone on a pegasus's forehead and calling them a princess
  1965. 1965.
    >Calling his little brother a retarded piece of shit for becoming a pony, and then not talking to him ever since
  1966. 1966.
    "...Yeah, he definitely wants to be a pony."
  1967. 1967.
    >She beams happily
  1968. 1968.
    >"Great! The process goes by much more smoothly if you can go through it with a friend! I'll pull a few strings; he can expect a letter in the mail tomorrow."
  1969. 1969.
    >She begins filling out paperwork and explaining the details of the process, but you don't bother listening
  1970. 1970.
    >You've studied this for years
  1971. 1971.
    >You're just planning how you're going to get Anon through the process
  1972. 1972.
    >You'll probably just flash him your tits if he tries to back out
  1973. 1973.
    >That usually works
  1974. 1974.
     
  1975. 1975.
    _______________________________________
  1976. 1976.
     
  1977. 1977.
    >You're Anon
  1978. 1978.
    >It's drizzling freezing rain and you need to get home, so you decide to take a shortcut through an alley
  1979. 1979.
    >A green blur out of the corner of your eye gives you pause, and you peek into a soggy cardboard box next to a dumpster
  1980. 1980.
    >Holy shit, it's a stray little pony
  1981. 1981.
    >A green-furred, black-maned filly with a question mark on her flanks
  1982. 1982.
    >Ponies are fucking expensive
  1983. 1983.
    >Your niece's birthday is coming up
  1984. 1984.
    >She would literally shit herself if you got her a pony
  1985. 1985.
    "Hey...are you alright?"
  1986. 1986.
    >She's facing the back wall of her box and doesn't respond to you
  1987. 1987.
    >You reach in and gently push her shoulder
  1988. 1988.
    "Hey, are you-"
  1989. 1989.
    >"Fuck off."
  1990. 1990.
    >You jump
  1991. 1991.
    >Wow, you didn't even know that ponies could swear
  1992. 1992.
    "What's your problem? I'm just trying to help."
  1993. 1993.
    >That's probably not going to help much
  1994. 1994.
    >She turns to face you, and you can see that she's on the verge of tears
  1995. 1995.
    >"What's my problem!? Look at me! I'm a fucking filly! I'm supposed to be a human man! I've got no dick, I've got no hands, I'm cold, I'm wet, I've got nothing to eat except garbage! Fuck you and your help!"
  1996. 1996.
    >Okay
  1997. 1997.
    >Not only is this unfortunate filly a potty mouth, but she also seems to be a little crazy
  1998. 1998.
    >She stares at you in angry silence for a few seconds as you try to decide what to say next
  1999. 1999.
    "...If you come with me, you can be dry and warm. I've got some stuff other than garbage to eat, too. I know it doesn't exactly solve all your problems, but it's an improvement right?"
  2000. 2000.
    >The edge is worn away from her glare almost immediately
  2001. 2001.
    >She still wants to be mad
  2002. 2002.
    >But not as much as she wants to get out of the rain
  2003. 2003.
    >"...yeah, okay..."
  2004. 2004.
    >She stands up and limps her way out of the box
  2005. 2005.
    >You're going to have to take her to the vet
  2006. 2006.
    >You reach down and scoop her up, causing her to squeal in surprise
  2007. 2007.
    >You preempt her complaints before she can voice them
  2008. 2008.
    "I'm not letting you walk home on that bum leg"
  2009. 2009.
    >She calls you a faggot under her breath as you hug her close to your body
  2010. 2010.
     
  2011. 2011.
    >She reeks of the dumpster water that she's been soaking in, so you're going to have to give her a bath whether she likes it or not
  2012. 2012.
    "What's your name?"
  2013. 2013.
    >She doesn't respond at first, but after a few seconds of quiet she finally gives you an answer
  2014. 2014.
    >"...Anonymous..."
  2015. 2015.
    >You blink
  2016. 2016.
    "Uh, that's my name..."
  2017. 2017.
    >She glances up in surprise, before shrugging and looking away
  2018. 2018.
    >"Small world..."
  2019. 2019.
    >You shake your head before heading towards home
  2020. 2020.
    >Your niece's birthday is in three months
  2021. 2021.
    >You have until then to make sure that this filly is clean, happy, and healthy
  2022. 2022.
    >Preferably with a new name; you'd rather not give her a pet that happens to have the same name as you
  2023. 2023.
    >That's kind of creepy
  2024. 2024.
    >Almost as creepy as her claiming to be a man; those mental health issues are going to have to be sorted out as well
  2025. 2025.
    >The maintenance costs for Anonfilly here were going to be pretty steep, but were nothing compared to the cost of buying a new pony
  2026. 2026.
     
  2027. 2027.
    _______________________________________
  2028. 2028.
     
  2029. 2029.
    >Anon lives in Equestria, is friends with the Mane 6 as per usual
  2030. 2030.
    >Unfortunately for him, this is Movie Equestria
  2031. 2031.
    >Tempest attacks Equestria on behalf of Storm King
  2032. 2032.
    >Twilight and Friends flee, and Anon gets stoned with everyone else
  2033. 2033.
    >The Storm King tells Tempest that he's going to be there in a few days, and that she'd better have all four Princesses ready to go for his evil plan
  2034. 2034.
    >She sends out several teams of minions to go hunt down Twiggles and pals while she readies her backup plan
  2035. 2035.
    >She has Anonymous brought to her, as well as Sunburst, Glimmer, Trixie, and some of the unicorns that Twilight went to school with
  2036. 2036.
    >She knows that humans have unusual magical properties; properties that make them particularly susceptible to transformative magic
  2037. 2037.
    >If she can't get her hooves on the original Princess Twilight Sparkle, she'll just make one of her own
  2038. 2038.
     
  2039. 2039.
    _______________________________________
  2040. 2040.
     
  2041. 2041.
    >Equestria is an island on Earth
  2042. 2042.
    >Immigration to and from Equestria is strictly controlled
  2043. 2043.
    >The magic of Equestria is dangerous to humans, and the lack of magic on the rest of Earth is dangerous to ponies
  2044. 2044.
    >If a human wants to visit Equestria, then they have to allow themselves to be transformed into a pony for the duration of their visit, and vice versa
  2045. 2045.
    >Anon has to take a business trip to Equestria, so as soon as he gets off the boat he's transformed
  2046. 2046.
    >He ends up as a mare
  2047. 2047.
    >He isn't happy
  2048. 2048.
    >His day gets worse when his luggage is stolen, meaning that all the paperwork he needs for his job is gone
  2049. 2049.
    >But while he's still fuming about that, he's grabbed and dragged into an alley
  2050. 2050.
    >They take his passport and documentation from his saddlebags and tell him that if he ever wants them back, he has to work for them
  2051. 2051.
    >Without any proof of his identity, getting back home will be virtually impossible
  2052. 2052.
    >He begrudgingly agrees to their terms
  2053. 2053.
    >He isn't having a good day
  2054. 2054.
     
  2055. 2055.
    _______________________________________
  2056. 2056.
     
  2057. 2057.
    >Spike grows into a handsome young dragon, finally catching Rarity's eye
  2058. 2058.
    >They start a relationship together and take it to the next level
  2059. 2059.
    >Rarity invites the rest of the mane 6, her family, and you over to her place for a special announcement
  2060. 2060.
    >She's pregnant!
  2061. 2061.
    >Everyone congratulates her, and you pat Spike on the back for finally getting one or more of his dicks inside of her
  2062. 2062.
    >A few days later though, Rarity and Spike are freaking out
  2063. 2063.
    >Rarity is starting to grow scales around her eyes and above her hooves
  2064. 2064.
    >Twilight takes a look, and reaches a conclusion
  2065. 2065.
    >Rarity is turning into a dragon
  2066. 2066.
    >It turns out that dragon's can't actually impregnate ponies, so his semen is actually causing her to change into something that can carry his child
  2067. 2067.
    >The transformation is reversible at it's current stage, but if the pregnancy is allowed to complete then it will be too late
  2068. 2068.
    >Rarity is on the verge of tears
  2069. 2069.
    >"What do we do? No offense Spikey, but I don't want to be a dragon! I still want to have this child, I just want to stay a pony as well!"
  2070. 2070.
    >Twilight thinks for a moment
  2071. 2071.
    >"Well, there is a way... If we could find a surrogate to transfer the baby into, they could carry it to term. Of course, they would be transformed into a dragon in your place..."
  2072. 2072.
    >The room goes quiet
  2073. 2073.
    >Out of curiosity, you look up from your book to find that everybody is staring at you
  2074. 2074.
    >Rarity smiles nervously
  2075. 2075.
    >You hastily return to your book as they inch closer to you, and Twilight speaks again
  2076. 2076.
    >"The surrogate doesn't even necessarily have to be female; they would be transformed into one during the process."
  2077. 2077.
    >You stare intensely at the page in front of you
  2078. 2078.
    >Twilight continues
  2079. 2079.
    >"The transformation wouldn't be painful, in fact, it would be quite a pleasant experience. And I'd imagine you two would be very grateful to whoever helped you out in this tough situation..."
  2080. 2080.
    >Rarity hastily replies
  2081. 2081.
    >"O-oh yes! We would be eternally grateful to whatever kind soul helped us in our time of need!"
  2082. 2082.
     
  2083. 2083.
    >You're practically staring a hole through your book as the room goes quiet again
  2084. 2084.
    >Spike's large claw gently rests on your shoulder
  2085. 2085.
    >"Hey, Anon, you wouldn't happen to-"
  2086. 2086.
    >You throw it off as you jump up to your feet
  2087. 2087.
    >Stammering out some excuse about needing to stretch your legs, you rush out of the castle
  2088. 2088.
    >As soon as the door closes behind you, Twilight turns to Rarity and Spike with a serious look on her face
  2089. 2089.
    >"Anon is the best candidate. Transferring a pregnancy into a surrogate pony is already very dangerous, but a non-equine pregnancy would almost certainly kill the surrogate and the baby. Humans are very malleable, however. It's much safer if Anon does it."
  2090. 2090.
    >Spike pinches his temples and sighs
  2091. 2091.
    >"Oh man, this is so weird... How am I going to look him in the eye after this? How do you ask someone for something so big? You said the transformation was irreversible, right?"
  2092. 2092.
    >Twilight wraps a foreleg around him reassuringly
  2093. 2093.
    >"Don't worry, I'll talk to Anon. You guys just hang in there, alright?"
  2094. 2094.
    >Twilight gathers up a few things in her saddlebags before heading out the door to pursue you
  2095. 2095.
    >Rarity sits down and covers her face
  2096. 2096.
    >"I feel so selfish asking someone to do this for me, but I really like being a pony."
  2097. 2097.
    >Spike wraps her in a loving embrace, and they simply sit in silence together for a moment
  2098. 2098.
    >Rarity speaks up again
  2099. 2099.
    >"I promise you that we will have this child, with or without Anon's help."
  2100. 2100.
    >Spike smiles
  2101. 2101.
    >"I didn't doubt that you would, even for a second."
  2102. 2102.
    >They kiss, as one idea echoes through her mind
  2103. 2103.
    >She really, really, REALLY hopes that they can convince you to be their surrogate
  2104. 2104.
     
  2105. 2105.
    _______________________________________
  2106. 2106.
     
  2107. 2107.
    >Anon becomes a filly
  2108. 2108.
    >He's a total asshole and rubs everyone the wrong way
  2109. 2109.
    >Over the years he grows up into rebellious teen and becomes even more abrasive and disagreeable
  2110. 2110.
    >However, when he grows up into a mare, she mellows out quite a lot
  2111. 2111.
    >Soon enough she regrets nearly every cringe-worthy faux-edgy word that came out of her mouth
  2112. 2112.
    >Patching up the bridges she had burned in her youth proves to be quite difficult, and eventually she just gives up and moves elsewhere
  2113. 2113.
    >One day, after walking home from her crappy dead-end job, a harsh bolt of light hurls itself through the window of the local school of magic and strikes her, engulfing her in a blinding light
  2114. 2114.
    >When her vision returns, it takes a few moments to recognise where she was
  2115. 2115.
    >She was standing in her old, larger house from when she used to be a human
  2116. 2116.
    >A groan catches her attention, and she finds it to be coming from a pile of clothes on the floor
  2117. 2117.
    >It looks like the old suit she used to wear all the time
  2118. 2118.
    >A fluffy black mane emerges from the neckhole of the shirt as a dazed filly looks out
  2119. 2119.
    >She brings her hoof up to her face, and freezes when she sees that it is indeed a hoof
  2120. 2120.
    >In a panic she feverishly looks over her newly-minted body and squeals when she peeks between her legs to discover that her favorite piece of equipment has gone away
  2121. 2121.
    >Her head whips around in shock, until her eyes land on Anonmare
  2122. 2122.
    >"H-hey! Who the fuck are you!? Did you do this to me!? What the fucking shit is going on!?"
  2123. 2123.
    >As filly angrily and swearily demands answers, Anonmare's eyes narrow
  2124. 2124.
    >Fuck finding a way back home
  2125. 2125.
    >The future she knew sucked, because of the mistakes she made as a child
  2126. 2126.
    >But this filly isn't going to get to make those mistakes
  2127. 2127.
    >No, because this filly is going to learn some fucking manners
  2128. 2128.
     
  2129. 2129.
    _______________________________________
  2130. 2130.
     
  2131. 2131.
    >You're exploring an ancient, decrepit crypt for some reason when a skeletal unicorn pops out
  2132. 2132.
    >"Hi!"
  2133. 2133.
    "OH JESUS CUNTING FUCK CHRIST, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU!?"
  2134. 2134.
    >After calming down for a moment, you find that the skele-pone is actually pretty nice
  2135. 2135.
    >She was a necromancer in life, and used to vast knowledge and skill to allow her to persist after death
  2136. 2136.
    >But only if she stays in this crypt; if she ever tried to leave, then she would immediately die
  2137. 2137.
    >You both have a nice conversation, and then you leave while promising to visit her again soon
  2138. 2138.
    >And you do
  2139. 2139.
    >You visit her quite often, and notice that she's getting more sad and anxious each time you leave her again
  2140. 2140.
    "Skele-pone, are you sure there isn't any way for you to leave this place?"
  2141. 2141.
    >She goes quiet for a moment
  2142. 2142.
    >"Well...There is one way...But I'll need your help. Will you help me?"
  2143. 2143.
    >You smile
  2144. 2144.
    "Absolutely! ...wait, what do you mean by-"
  2145. 2145.
    >Her horn explodes with a brilliant light, and your body is engulfed with her magic
  2146. 2146.
    >When your vision returns, you find yourself starting at a skeleton
  2147. 2147.
    >A real, human skeleton
  2148. 2148.
    >You stagger backwards away from the spooky as it collapses into a pile on the ground
  2149. 2149.
    "GAH! What the fuck!?"
  2150. 2150.
    >That's not your voice, that's a girl's voice
  2151. 2151.
    >It actually sounds kind of like skele-pone's voice
  2152. 2152.
    >You look down at your body, and find a cute little mare
  2153. 2153.
    >While you're panicking, your hoof is raised in front of your face
  2154. 2154.
    >You didn't do that
  2155. 2155.
    >"It looks like the spell was a success!"
  2156. 2156.
    >The words came from your mouth, but you didn't speak them
  2157. 2157.
    "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!?"
  2158. 2158.
    >The other person in your body explains that she's the skele-pone that you've befriended
  2159. 2159.
    >The only way for her to leave the crypt is to be alive again, and the only way for her to be alive is for her to have living organs
  2160. 2160.
    >Living organs like what you had
  2161. 2161.
    >She essentially sheared all the flesh, all the skin, muscles, organs, etc from your skeleton, transformed them into pony versions, and wrapped them around herself
  2162. 2162.
     
  2163. 2163.
    >Now you and her are sharing a body
  2164. 2164.
    >You're a unique mixture of pissed and terrified
  2165. 2165.
    >You make it clear that you are NOT okay with this
  2166. 2166.
    >"Well, sorry Anon, but this isn't really reversible. This is permanent."
  2167. 2167.
    >Oh fuck
  2168. 2168.
    >You start hurling insults and accusations, but she cuts you off
  2169. 2169.
    >"I'm sorry okay! I've been stuck here for over a thousand years, alright? I'm sorry if I was a little too eager to finally get out!"
  2170. 2170.
    >You're still pissed
  2171. 2171.
    >But you kind of understand
  2172. 2172.
    >You aren't ready to forgive her just yet, though
  2173. 2173.
    >You both make your way to the exit, and you can feel her excitement to finally see the outside world again
  2174. 2174.
    >However, you know what you want to do
  2175. 2175.
    >If anyone can get you out of this horrifying situation, it's Twilight
  2176. 2176.
    >But the person who has essentially kidnapped you is now part of you, and she can stop you from talking whenever she wants
  2177. 2177.
    >Meaning that if you want Twilight's help, you're going to have to find a way to communicate with her indirectly
  2178. 2178.
     
  2179. 2179.
    _______________________________________
  2180. 2180.
     
  2181. 2181.
    >Lyra, Bon Bon, and Anon are in a three-way relationship
  2182. 2182.
    >Lyra wants to try something freaky: species swapping
  2183. 2183.
    >She becomes a human woman, he becomes a stallion, and they fuck
  2184. 2184.
    >She casts the spell, and when the smoke clears they quickly realize that something has gone awry
  2185. 2185.
    >She's still a mare, but Anon is now a little filly
  2186. 2186.
    >Bon Bon comes home to find them both freaking out, and Lyra is feverishly pouring over the relevant spell books to figure out how to fix it
  2187. 2187.
    >Anon goes to bed early, because he's all tuckered out
  2188. 2188.
    >Lyra is torn apart, she feels terrible
  2189. 2189.
    >She can't find any answers in the books; what if Anon is stuck like this?
  2190. 2190.
    >Bon Bon has been mostly quiet, but she speaks up
  2191. 2191.
    >"...Would it really be so bad if he was? Yeah, it sucks that he didn't really get a choice in the matter, but he can have a perfectly normal, happy life as a filly."
  2192. 2192.
    >Lyra questions how; his whole life has been turned upside down!
  2193. 2193.
    >He's been turned into a different age, gender, and species, all at once
  2194. 2194.
    >How is he ever going to adjust?
  2195. 2195.
    >Bon Bon shrugs slightly and looks away
  2196. 2196.
    >"Well, you know...we were talking about adopting..."
  2197. 2197.
     
  2198. 2198.
    _______________________________________
  2199. 2199.
     
  2200. 2200.
    >You live in the Crystal Empire, and are close friends with Cadance and Shining Armor
  2201. 2201.
    >There's a knock at the door, and you find them both standing there, smiling
  2202. 2202.
    >Along with their daughter, Flurry Heart, who reaches out to you and coos happily
  2203. 2203.
    >Oh no
  2204. 2204.
    >You fake a smile anyway
  2205. 2205.
    "Oh, hey guys. What's up?"
  2206. 2206.
    >Please don't need a babysitter
  2207. 2207.
    >Please don't need a babysitter
  2208. 2208.
    >Please don't need a babysitter
  2209. 2209.
    >"I hope it isn't too much trouble, but we're going out on a date, and we need a babysitter."
  2210. 2210.
    >Shit
  2211. 2211.
    "Uh, c-couldn't you get Sunburst to do it? That's basically his job anyway, right?"
  2212. 2212.
    >Cadance shakes her head
  2213. 2213.
    >"Not this time, he went to Ponyville to visit his friend Glimmer. Besides, Flurry just loves her Uncle Anon!"
  2214. 2214.
    >She passes Flurry into your arms, who snuggles up to you and hums happily
  2215. 2215.
    >Yeah, 'uncle'
  2216. 2216.
    >More like 'big sister'
  2217. 2217.
    "Look, I'm sorry, I don't think I can-"
  2218. 2218.
    >"Please Anon? Me and Shiny haven't been able to get out of the castle for weeks."
  2219. 2219.
    >You sigh wearily
  2220. 2220.
    "Y-yeah, okay. You two have fun."
  2221. 2221.
    >She thanks you profusely and hands off everything she thinks you'll need, before heading off to paint the town red with her husband
  2222. 2222.
    >You slowly push the door closed behind them
  2223. 2223.
    >As soon as it clicks shut, you're enveloped in a bright light as you shrink down towards the floor
  2224. 2224.
    >When it's over, you glance down at your familiar filly form and sigh once again in resignation
  2225. 2225.
    >Flurry flutters down next to you, before wrapping you in a hug with her ginormous fucking wings and babbling happily as she nuzzles you
  2226. 2226.
    "Let's just get this over with. You pick the games this time, I'm not really in a playful mood today."
  2227. 2227.
     
  2228. 2228.
    >After playing an extremely one-sided game of 'the floor is lava', Flurry's stomach groans with hunger
  2229. 2229.
    "I get that you're a baby or whatever, but you're gonna have to make your own bottle. You've got telekinesis, and all I've got is a pair of dirty-"
  2230. 2230.
    >You're blasted with magic yet again, and find yourself a fully-grown mare
  2231. 2231.
    >An unexpected weight between your thighs causes you to look under your body, where you find an aching, swollen pair of...
  2232. 2232.
    >Your eyes snap forward as you begin to shake, and sweat begins to trickle down your brow
  2233. 2233.
    >Flurry's eyes glimmer as she opens up her mouth expectantly
  2234. 2234.
    >You stagger backwards away from the little demon
  2235. 2235.
    "L-look, I'm sorry, okay? I'll make you a fucking bottle, alright? I'll go get the formula and-"
  2236. 2236.
    >Her magic grips you tightly, dragging you towards her as you make a pathetic whimper
  2237. 2237.
    >You really, really hate babysitting
  2238. 2238.
     
  2239. 2239.
    _______________________________________
  2240. 2240.
     
  2241. 2241.
    >Anon appears in Equestria
  2242. 2242.
    >Spike finds a kindred spirit in him
  2243. 2243.
    >If anything, Anon is even more out of place than he is
  2244. 2244.
    >They become fast friends, and Spike doesn't feel so alone anymore
  2245. 2245.
    >When Anon calls him bro, his eyes get a little misty
  2246. 2246.
    >And then Anon becomes a pony
  2247. 2247.
    >Some kind of magical mishap or something
  2248. 2248.
    >It takes some time for him to get used to his new body, but as he does, he's quickly integrated into pony society
  2249. 2249.
    >With all his new pony friends splitting his time, he doesn't have much left for Spike anymore
  2250. 2250.
     
  2251. 2251.
    _______________________________________
  2252. 2252.
     
  2253. 2253.
    >Anon commits suicide
  2254. 2254.
    >Ends up in Equestria as a filly
  2255. 2255.
    >He doesn't adjust well, doesn't make any friends
  2256. 2256.
    >He's just as lonely as he was on Earth
  2257. 2257.
    >He kills himself again
  2258. 2258.
    >And once again, he wakes up in Equestria as a filly, on the same day that he arrived the first time
  2259. 2259.
    >Except that everything is a little bit different
  2260. 2260.
    >He's now a Pegasus, and certain characters are in slightly different situations
  2261. 2261.
    >A few even have different cutie marks
  2262. 2262.
    >While Anon collapses to the ground and laments his inability to escape his endless suffering, Twilight is crunching numbers
  2263. 2263.
    >Something's wrong
  2264. 2264.
    >It feels like all the pieces are there, but they're in the wrong place
  2265. 2265.
    >Whenever she goes to the map to try and use it for her studies, it keeps pointing her towards the strange new filly who arrived in town today
  2266. 2266.
    >That seems like as good a place as any to start
  2267. 2267.
    >She'll ask her a few questions, run a few tests, and then she'll write up a report for Princess Starlight Glimmer
  2268. 2268.
     
  2269. 2269.
    _______________________________________
  2270. 2270.
     
  2271. 2271.
    >You're walking through town right as the CMC are doing shenanigans involving a ladder
  2272. 2272.
    >Applebloom falls off right as you happen to be walking by, and you catch her
  2273. 2273.
    "Don't worry, I've got you App-"
  2274. 2274.
    >HOLY FUCKING SHIT
  2275. 2275.
    >She's so fucking soft
  2276. 2276.
    >Her fur is incredibly smooth, silky, and fluffy
  2277. 2277.
    >Like some kind of unholy combination of a kitten and a baby duck
  2278. 2278.
    >"Uh, t-thanks for saving me Mr. Anon, but could you please put me down now?"
  2279. 2279.
    >Oh
  2280. 2280.
    >You've just been holding onto her, and stroking her this entire time
  2281. 2281.
    >That's pretty creepy
  2282. 2282.
    >Better put her down before someone thinks you're a pedo
  2283. 2283.
    >You try to set her down, but you accidently miss the ground and stuff her down into your shirt
  2284. 2284.
    >Oops
  2285. 2285.
    >Well, in for a penny, in for a pound
  2286. 2286.
    >You grab Swibble and stick her in as well
  2287. 2287.
    >They both cry out for help as Scootaloo tries to run for help
  2288. 2288.
    >You grab her and stuff her down the front of your pants
  2289. 2289.
    >It's not sexual, you just want to feel her fluff on your dick
  2290. 2290.
    >You then proceed to run around the town square, grabbing fillies and colts alike and stuffing them into your clothes while laughing maniacally
  2291. 2291.
    >You're literally high on children
  2292. 2292.
    >A few hours in the town jail waiting for Twilight to bail you out gives you plenty of time to sober up
  2293. 2293.
    >As you walk back to the castle behind her, you can't help but notice that something seems different
  2294. 2294.
    >Your clothes are loose, and it's not just from being stretched out numerous struggling foals
  2295. 2295.
    >On the whole you're smaller, and you seem to have lost a bit of muscle mass
  2296. 2296.
    >...Is your dick smaller too?
  2297. 2297.
    >You ask Twilight what's going on
  2298. 2298.
    >"I warned you when you first came here. If you spend too much time in physical contact with a pony, it's going to start changing you into one. Because of all the skin-to-fur contact you had today, you had started changing into a filly."
  2299. 2299.
    >Your eyes light up
  2300. 2300.
    "You mean I could be covered in fluff all day and NOT go to jail for it!?"
  2301. 2301.
    >She cocks an eyebrow
  2302. 2302.
    >"Am I going to have to lock you in a closet again?"
  2303. 2303.
     
  2304. 2304.
    _______________________________________
  2305. 2305.
     
  2306. 2306.
    >You're Anon, and you smoke
  2307. 2307.
    >That's a problem; not only is it unhealthy, but tobacco products are hard to come by and very expensive in Equestria
  2308. 2308.
    >Twilight suggests that you get hypnotized to not want to smoke anymore
  2309. 2309.
    >You're game
  2310. 2310.
    >You always believed that hypnotism was a load of horseshit back on Earth, but this is a world of magic, so it probably actually works here
  2311. 2311.
    >Twilight knows of a local hypnotist, and offers to take you to her
  2312. 2312.
    >When you arrive, Twilight asks you to wait outside while she explains your situation
  2313. 2313.
    >You don't know why you can't do it yourself, but whatever
  2314. 2314.
    >After a few minutes, you're waved in and you finally meet the mare who's going to put you under
  2315. 2315.
    >She has you count to ten, breathe deeply, and then her horn lights up
  2316. 2316.
    >And then it's over
  2317. 2317.
    >At first you think that it was instantaneous, but a glance at the clock reveals that it's been over two hours
  2318. 2318.
    >You try to recall what happened, but everything is a blur
  2319. 2319.
    >The only thing you can vaguely recall with any sort of certainty that it actually happened is that you cuddled on the couch with Twilight and the Hypnotist, and you ate a flower
  2320. 2320.
    >For some reason
  2321. 2321.
    >Whatever, you don't feel like you need to smoke anymore
  2322. 2322.
    >The Hypnotist schedules a follow-up appointment anyway; she says that the hypnosis will need to be reinforced over multiple sessions to eliminate the possibility of a relapse
  2323. 2323.
    >That's fine by you, as long as you get results
  2324. 2324.
    >As you walk back home with Twiggles, you can't help but appreciate the way she moves
  2325. 2325.
    >You admire the other ponies out and about as well
  2326. 2326.
    >They're all so cute
  2327. 2327.
    >When you first arrived, Twilight had insisted that you would be better off allowing her to transform you into a pony
  2328. 2328.
    >In hindsight, your passionate and spirited refusal seems kind of silly
  2329. 2329.
    >There's probably nothing wrong with being a pony
  2330. 2330.
    >Not that you want to be one, of course
  2331. 2331.
    >But if you got Magical Mishap'd, maybe it wouldn't be so bad
  2332. 2332.
    >You suddenly feel weirdly anxious about your next hypnotherapy session tomorrow
  2333. 2333.
     
  2334. 2334.
    _______________________________________
  2335. 2335.
     
  2336. 2336.
    >Twilight and friends go to visit a small Seapony village
  2337. 2337.
    >They take Anon with them for reasons
  2338. 2338.
    >Twilight casts a spell to turn them all into their aquatic forms
  2339. 2339.
    >Anon expects to turn into a merman or something
  2340. 2340.
    >Fucking nope, he's a Seapony too
  2341. 2341.
    >A Seapony stallion, to be specific
  2342. 2342.
    >Normally he'd be thrilled that he got to keep his dick since he usually ends up as a mare when these things happen, but not this time
  2343. 2343.
    >He knows how seaponies mate
  2344. 2344.
    >Any mare who thinks she's going to swim all up on him and do that weird shit has another thing coming
  2345. 2345.
    >He knows Kung Fu
  2346. 2346.
    >Any bitches who breech his safe space are getting fucking bapped
  2347. 2347.
    >Meanwhile, the mares who live there are amused by the visitors
  2348. 2348.
    >Especially the cute colt they brought with them who keeps shouting to stay away from his 'boypussy' and flailing his forelegs at anyone who swims near him
  2349. 2349.
    >Including the friends he came with
  2350. 2350.
    >It's quirky and endearing
  2351. 2351.
    >It almost makes them want to kiss him on the nose, before forcing him into a crevice in a reef where he can't get away, harvesting his sperm until his balls are dry, and pumping him so full of eggs that he can't swim
  2352. 2352.
    >But doing that would be rude without at least taking him to dinner first
  2353. 2353.
    >One young mare decides to try her luck with the cutie pie
  2354. 2354.
    >She asks her friends to wait in the alley near the hotel that they're staying at while she makes a quick detour to stop at home and ask her mom if a finfull of oysters shoved into a screaming mouth technically constitutes 'dinner'
  2355. 2355.
     
  2356. 2356.
    _______________________________________
  2357. 2357.
     
  2358. 2358.
    >Anon is a degenerate shipfag
  2359. 2359.
    >Worse than his habit of contriving imaginary relationships for the ponies that he now lives amongst, he also ships the show's colts and fillies
  2360. 2360.
    >But he's totally not a pedophile or anything
  2361. 2361.
    >When Twilight accidentally turns him into a filly, he's ecstatic
  2362. 2362.
    >Now he can go undercover and make his ships a reality!
  2363. 2363.
    >First things first, he needs to get Scootaloo and Rumble together, then he can start working on Applebloom and Sweetie Belle
  2364. 2364.
    >Seriously though, he isn't a pedo
  2365. 2365.
    >You can trust him
  2366. 2366.
    >As soon as he gets to work, he runs into a problem
  2367. 2367.
    >Scoots doesn't really seem interested in Rumble at all, and Rumble would rather spend time with Anon than Scoots
  2368. 2368.
    >Like, he really seems to want to hang out with Anon for some reason
  2369. 2369.
    >He waits outside the castle to walk him to school, spends lunchtime hovering around and trying to talk to him, he keeps staring at him and passing him notes in class, and Anon has caught him peeking into his windows from time to time
  2370. 2370.
    >All this time spent stalking him is getting in the way of his burgeoning romance with Scootaloo!
  2371. 2371.
    >But maybe he can use this to his advantage
  2372. 2372.
    >He can use all this time alone with Rumble to talk up Scoots
  2373. 2373.
    >It's a fool-proof plan, one that can't possibly backfire in any way!
  2374. 2374.
     
  2375. 2375.
    _______________________________________
  2376. 2376.
     
  2377. 2377.
    >You are playing a claw machine
  2378. 2378.
    >You go for a poop emoji plush and miss, but the claw doesn't come up empty
  2379. 2379.
    >A plush pony is clinging to it
  2380. 2380.
    >You're a bit suspicious
  2381. 2381.
    >Not only is it completely unlike anything else in the machine, but it's also pretty dirty
  2382. 2382.
    >Whatever, it's cute and proof that you beat one of those shitty con machines
  2383. 2383.
    >As soon as you get it home, it springs to life and latches on to you, causing a blinding flash of light
  2384. 2384.
    >When your vision returns, you're laying on the floor and staring up at your body moving on its own
  2385. 2385.
    >You reach out, and a plush hoof extends into your field of view
  2386. 2386.
    >The body snatcher explains that they were a normal person until they came across the same pony plush that you did, and it stole their body as well
  2387. 2387.
    >They leave to try to piece their life back together as best they can, leaving you trapped in your house
  2388. 2388.
    >When your friend invites himself inside to check on you after you miss work without calling anyone, you make a hard choice
  2389. 2389.
    >It's either him or you
  2390. 2390.
    >You grab him and try to initiate the body swap, but it doesn't work
  2391. 2391.
    >He explains that it won't work on anyone who has already swapped bodies
  2392. 2392.
    >He explains that he used to be a she, until she picked up a pony plush for her daughter at a yard sale and got swapped
  2393. 2393.
    >He picks you up and carries you out to his car, explaining that the trail of misery is going to end with you
  2394. 2394.
    >He's going to take you home, wash you, repair your damaged stitches, and take care of you
  2395. 2395.
    >You're going to learn to love your new life as a pony plush, or he's going to shove you in a lockbox and bury you in his backyard where you can't hurt anyone
  2396. 2396.
     
  2397. 2397.
    _______________________________________
  2398. 2398.
     
  2399. 2399.
    >Anon is in the Crystal Empire when Flurry Heart blows the Crystal Heart up
  2400. 2400.
    >One of the shards embeds itself in Anon's chest
  2401. 2401.
    >Not like in a bloody, gory way, rather it simply absorbs into his body
  2402. 2402.
    >The Crystal Heart is able to be repaired anyway, but Twilight and Cadance have some bad news for Anon
  2403. 2403.
    >The shard is turning him into a Crystal Pony
  2404. 2404.
    >And no, it can't be removed
  2405. 2405.
    >They also tell him that his emotional state is now tied directly to the Crystal Heart
  2406. 2406.
    >Meaning that if he doesn't find a special somepony, then the entire empire is fucked
  2407. 2407.
     
  2408. 2408.
    _______________________________________
  2409. 2409.
     
  2410. 2410.
    >Be Anon
  2411. 2411.
    >You're awoken in the middle of the night by strange voices
  2412. 2412.
    >A purple cartoon winged unicorn asks you something, but you don't quite catch it because you're half-asleep
  2413. 2413.
    >Fuckin weird-ass dreams
  2414. 2414.
    "Yeah, sure, whatever."
  2415. 2415.
    >And then you go back to sleep
  2416. 2416.
    >You wake up in a hospital room
  2417. 2417.
    >Your hands have been replaced with hooves
  2418. 2418.
    >Looking further down reveals that the rest of your body is equally equine
  2419. 2419.
    >And female
  2420. 2420.
    >This doesn't feel like a dream
  2421. 2421.
    >You hear hoofsteps coming down the hall, and you load up some accusations and insults
  2422. 2422.
    >The door swings open, and an older mare is standing in the doorway
  2423. 2423.
    >She looks so happy that she's about to cry
  2424. 2424.
    >You completely forget what you were about to say
  2425. 2425.
    "Uh...H-hello?"
  2426. 2426.
    >She tackle-hugs you so hard that you nearly fall out of bed
  2427. 2427.
    >"Oh my Celestia, you're awake! I never gave up hope, for all these years I knew you would wake up!"
  2428. 2428.
    >What the fuck
  2429. 2429.
    >Years?
  2430. 2430.
    >What is going on?
  2431. 2431.
    >You reluctantly return the hug
  2432. 2432.
    >You can barely lift your forelegs, probably because they've atrophied from years of not being used
  2433. 2433.
    "Uh...thanks...M-mom?"
  2434. 2434.
    >She backs off and looks worriedly at you
  2435. 2435.
    >"Yes...I'm your mother...do you not remember me?"
  2436. 2436.
    >A masculine voice speaks out, startling you
  2437. 2437.
    >"After being in a vegetative state for so long, she's unfortunately going to suffer near-total memory loss. You are unable to remember anything, yes?"
  2438. 2438.
    >The stallion, who you assume to be your doctor, looks to you expectantly
  2439. 2439.
    >Does he know?
  2440. 2440.
    >Is he responsible for this?
  2441. 2441.
    >You want to demand answers from him right now, but you don't want to upset whoever's mom this is
  2442. 2442.
    >...also, he's kind of intimidating, so you play along
  2443. 2443.
    "Y-yeah, I don't remember anything..."
  2444. 2444.
    >She smiles sadly
  2445. 2445.
    >"That's okay sweetie, what matters is that you're awake now. We'll help you remember everything."
  2446. 2446.
    >The doctor speaks up again
  2447. 2447.
    >"We'll start physical therapy tomorrow, as well as counseling. Soon, she'll be the vibrant young mare you remember."
  2448. 2448.
    >You don't know if he meant that to sound sinister, but it did
  2449. 2449.
     
  2450. 2450.
    _______________________________________
  2451. 2451.
     
  2452. 2452.
    >Anon becomes filly through a Magical Mishap
  2453. 2453.
    >Twilight feels guilty, so she lets him stay with her
  2454. 2454.
    >They go on a trip to Canterlot and stay with Twilight's parents
  2455. 2455.
    >Her and her mom are catching up, and the subject turns to Anon
  2456. 2456.
    >Twilight Velvet has some pretty strong opinions on the matter
  2457. 2457.
    >"Anon is quite the wild little thing, isn't she? So crass, and rude, and disrespectful. I know she used to be an adult, but she's a child now. I think you should take responsibility for your mistake and be the mother that she so desperately needs."
  2458. 2458.
    >Twilight refuses
  2459. 2459.
    >Anon is still the same person he was before, and trying to force him to be anyone else would be wrong
  2460. 2460.
    >The next day Twilight heads to the Castle, leaving Anon alone with Velvet
  2461. 2461.
    >"Anon dear, would you like to come with me into town? I've got a full day planned, and I would hate to leave you here alone."
  2462. 2462.
    >Anon shrugs
  2463. 2463.
    "Sounds good to me, I guess."
  2464. 2464.
    >Twilight Velvet smiles as Anon grabs her saddlebags
  2465. 2465.
    >A day out on the town, at the spa, at the Canterlot Carousel...
  2466. 2466.
    >She's going to make her granddaughter feel like a princess
  2467. 2467.
    >She'll see just how much Twilight's hypothesis about Anon being the same person now that she's a little filly holds up
  2468. 2468.
     
  2469. 2469.
    _______________________________________
  2470. 2470.
     
  2471. 2471.
    >Be Anon
  2472. 2472.
    >You have soul pain
  2473. 2473.
    >tfw no pony gf
  2474. 2474.
    >You decide to do something about that
  2475. 2475.
    >No, you don't hit the town and talk to some cute mares
  2476. 2476.
    >Instead, you ask Cadance if she can force a mare to fall in love with you instead
  2477. 2477.
    >She agrees to help, and uses a magic mirror to show you your soulmate
  2478. 2478.
    >...that's a stallion
  2479. 2479.
    >Cadance is sheepish as you angrily insist that you aren't gay
  2480. 2480.
    >She tries to tell you that she doesn't control what the mirror shows, but you don't listen
  2481. 2481.
    >Mostly because you're too busy noticing that your entire body is burning up
  2482. 2482.
    >The mirror is glowing bright as you lose consciousness
  2483. 2483.
    >When you wake up, Cadance is smiling sympathetically
  2484. 2484.
    >A cursory glance across your body reveals that you're now a mare
  2485. 2485.
    >Fuck
  2486. 2486.
    >Cadance also tells you that the stallion that the mirror showed you is here
  2487. 2487.
    >It apparently sent him an invite under her name
  2488. 2488.
    >Double fuck
  2489. 2489.
    >You're not happy, Bob
  2490. 2490.
    >Not
  2491. 2491.
    >Happy
  2492. 2492.
    >As you fume, she tells you that that Twilight is looking into your situation
  2493. 2493.
    >In the meantime, she has a request for you:
  2494. 2494.
    >To please just give him a chance
  2495. 2495.
    >At the very least, just talk to him
  2496. 2496.
    >If the mirror went to lengths this great, maybe you really are soulmates?
  2497. 2497.
     
  2498. 2498.
    _______________________________________
  2499. 2499.
     
  2500. 2500.
    >One of Twilight's friends is dying, and she can't accept that
  2501. 2501.
    >After exhausting all of her options to save her, she does something rather unsavory
  2502. 2502.
    >She transforms Anon into her dying friend, and copies her memories into his mind
  2503. 2503.
    >She insists that it's only temporary; she'll only leave him like this long enough to save her friend
  2504. 2504.
    >But when he asks what she's going to do if she doesn't survive, she goes quiet
  2505. 2505.
    >Now that his mind contains a full life's worth of experiences from two different people, Anon isn't quite sure who he is anymore
  2506. 2506.
     
  2507. 2507.
    _______________________________________
  2508. 2508.
     
  2509. 2509.
    >Twilight knows that her and her friends are at an increased risk of Magical Mishaps, so she keeps a cache of potions hidden away in her castle that essentially act as backups
  2510. 2510.
    >If they get transformed or have their memories altered/erased, they can just drink a potion and be back to normal
  2511. 2511.
    >You are Anon, and you happen to stumble across those potions and decide to drink up the lavender one with Twilight's cutie mark on the bottle
  2512. 2512.
    >After the smoke clears, you are now Twilight in both mind and body
  2513. 2513.
    >You sigh in annoyance
  2514. 2514.
    >You know that you aren't ~actually~ Twilight
  2515. 2515.
    >You're just an idiot who always messes around with your...
  2516. 2516.
    >...with Twilight's stuff and it always gets you into trouble, no matter how many times you-
  2517. 2517.
    >Darn it, no matter how many times Twilight tells you to stop!
  2518. 2518.
    >With your many years of experience with magic and science, whipping up a potion to return you to your human self is trivial
  2519. 2519.
    >You drink it, and soon enough you are indeed Anon once again
  2520. 2520.
    >Your body and mind are both fully intact
  2521. 2521.
    >As is your sense of mischief
  2522. 2522.
    >Being able to become the Princess of Friendship whenever you wanted seemed like it could be useful
  2523. 2523.
    >You stuff a few extra Twilight potions into your pockets and head home while trying to figure out how exactly you're going to use these things to fuck with people
  2524. 2524.
     
  2525. 2525.
    _______________________________________
  2526. 2526.
     
  2527. 2527.
    >Anon and Pinkie stumble across the mirror pool
  2528. 2528.
    >Remembering what happened last time, Pinkie gives it a wide berth
  2529. 2529.
    >Anon is totally down for that shit
  2530. 2530.
    >If it'll get on Twilight's nerves for a few hours, he's willing to dupe himself a few dozen times
  2531. 2531.
    >In spite of Pinkie's insistence, Anon throws himself in
  2532. 2532.
    >She runs to the edge to look in, but all she sees is her reflection
  2533. 2533.
    >A reflection that then climbs out
  2534. 2534.
    >Somehow Anon was imprinted on a clone of Pinkie instead of being duplicated
  2535. 2535.
    >They run to Twilight for help
  2536. 2536.
    >"Oh, did I miss one?"
  2537. 2537.
    >Twilight immediately starts trying to kill him
  2538. 2538.
    >They try to explain what happened, causing her to pause
  2539. 2539.
    >"That's not how the mirror pool works."
  2540. 2540.
    >She resumes trying to kill him
  2541. 2541.
    >They escape, and Pinkie has a brilliant idea
  2542. 2542.
    >Twintails
  2543. 2543.
    >Hat
  2544. 2544.
    >Cutiemark-obscuring skirt
  2545. 2545.
    >As if by magic, Anon has become Cutie Pie, Pinkie's unknown twin sister
  2546. 2546.
    "Well, if I have to be stuck as a pony for the rest of my life, there's no pony I'd rather be than your sister."
  2547. 2547.
    >Pinkie beams happily
  2548. 2548.
    >"Aww, thanks Non-oops, I mean, Cutie!"
  2549. 2549.
    >They hug, and then they head into town
  2550. 2550.
    >And, in Anon's mind, certain death
  2551. 2551.
    >There's no way anyone is going to buy this stupid story
  2552. 2552.
    >...
  2553. 2553.
    >Everyone buys their stupid story
  2554. 2554.
    >EVEN TWILIGHT
  2555. 2555.
    >Although she is suspicious
  2556. 2556.
    >While she tries to out 'Cutie Pie' as a clone, she simultaneously starts researching the mirror pool
  2557. 2557.
    >Anon seems to have gone missing, and the last pony he was seen with was Pinkie
  2558. 2558.
    >Maybe they weren't lying after all
  2559. 2559.
    >...and maybe she should have done this before she started firing lasers at them...
  2560. 2560.
     
  2561. 2561.
    _______________________________________
  2562. 2562.
     
  2563. 2563.
    >Be Anon
  2564. 2564.
    >You haven't seen Twilight in days, so you swing by the castle
  2565. 2565.
    >Spike tells you that she isn't seeing anyone today
  2566. 2566.
    >It'll be a cold day in hell before you obey Spike
  2567. 2567.
    >Gently pushing him aside with the side of your foot like a cat, you push through the door behind him
  2568. 2568.
    >She turns away from the books she's studying towards you
  2569. 2569.
    >...gee, Twilight's looking a little...
  2570. 2570.
    >...insect-y...
  2571. 2571.
    >Her eyes are an intense green, there are patches of chitin up her legs, and her mouth is filled with sharp fangs
  2572. 2572.
    >She sighs
  2573. 2573.
    >"Hello, Anon."
  2574. 2574.
    >Her voice sounds harsh and multilayered
  2575. 2575.
    "What the fuck? Are you okay?"
  2576. 2576.
    >She nods
  2577. 2577.
    >"More or less. When we were captured by Chrysalis, she laid eggs in each of us. I was so preoccupied with making sure I got them out of everyone else, I guess I forgot to take care of myself. And now it's hatched..."
  2578. 2578.
    >You can see the fear and worry on her partially transformed face
  2579. 2579.
    "W-wow, that sucks. Is there anyway that I can help?"
  2580. 2580.
    >She's quiet for a moment
  2581. 2581.
    >"...I don't suppose you would like to be a changeling?"
  2582. 2582.
    "What?"
  2583. 2583.
    >You can see a glimmer of hope in her eyes
  2584. 2584.
    >"Y-yeah, if I transfer the larva from me into you, then you'll become a changeling instead. You'd get all of their abilities, and if you ever missed your hands, you could just change back into your human form. Since I sort of created you, I would be your Queen, but I'm already basically your boss anyway..."
  2585. 2585.
    >She's trying her best to hide her excitement at possibly not being turned into a bug
  2586. 2586.
    >You don't really want to lose your humanity
  2587. 2587.
    >But on the other hand, she does have a good point
  2588. 2588.
    >You could just turn back into a human if you wanted
  2589. 2589.
    >And having changeling powers sounds really cool
  2590. 2590.
    >...fuck, you hope it isn't painful
  2591. 2591.
    >You smile nervously
  2592. 2592.
    "O-okay, let's do it."
  2593. 2593.
     
  2594. 2594.
    _______________________________________
  2595. 2595.
     
  2596. 2596.
    >Anon was Sunset's first boyfriend when she came to earth
  2597. 2597.
    >When she felt that his sexual performance wasn't up to snuff, she turned him into a vibrator
  2598. 2598.
    >After she reformed, she felt really guilty about what she did
  2599. 2599.
    >Rather than face the reality of her actions, she just shoves him into the back of her underwear drawer and tries to forget about him
  2600. 2600.
    >It doesn't really work
  2601. 2601.
    >When Twilight returns, Sunset confesses and pleads with her to turn him back
  2602. 2602.
    >Unfortunately, going back isn't really an option for Anon anymore
  2603. 2603.
    >He's been trapped like in that form for too long
  2604. 2604.
    >There's only one way to help Anon now
  2605. 2605.
    >Since he can never be a human again, he has to learn to accept and enjoy his role as the object that he's stuck as
  2606. 2606.
    >And since that object happens to be a sex toy, that means a lot of masturbation
  2607. 2607.
    >Twilight tells Sunset that she needs to start using Anon every day
  2608. 2608.
    >She has to bring herself to an orgasm, maybe even multiple ones with him
  2609. 2609.
    >Preferably while telling him how much she enjoys using him, and how good he makes her feel
  2610. 2610.
     
  2611. 2611.
    _______________________________________
  2612. 2612.
     
  2613. 2613.
    >Anon comes to Equestria as a villain with the intention of stealing the Princess's magic
  2614. 2614.
    >And Starlight's too, obviously
  2615. 2615.
    >Not leaving her running around to fuck everything up
  2616. 2616.
    >Rather than start with the jobbers, he decides to absorb Twilight's magic first
  2617. 2617.
    >It doesn't work out the way he planned
  2618. 2618.
    >He becomes a little filly, and Twilight is now an Earth pony
  2619. 2619.
    >Twilight is obviously very upset, and wants to punish him
  2620. 2620.
    >Celestia however has a different idea
  2621. 2621.
    >She wants Twilight to reform him, like she did for Starlight
  2622. 2622.
    >She doesn't expect Twilight to forgive him immediately, but she does at least expect her give him a chance to prove that he can be a good pony
  2623. 2623.
    >Twilight is reluctant at first, but eventually agrees
  2624. 2624.
    >Partly because she believes that everyone deserves a second chance (except Trixie)
  2625. 2625.
    >But mostly because she sees this as an opportunity to exact some sweet revenge
  2626. 2626.
     
  2627. 2627.
    _______________________________________
  2628. 2628.
     
  2629. 2629.
    >Be Anon; you've just recently been transformed into a mare
  2630. 2630.
    >After about a day, your crotchtits are starting to ache and look noticeably swollen
  2631. 2631.
    >You head to Twilight for some answers
  2632. 2632.
    >She tells you that you're a milkmare
  2633. 2633.
    >It's rare, but some mares just constantly produce milk
  2634. 2634.
    >The only way to alleviate the pressure is to be milked every day
  2635. 2635.
    >She takes you to Sweet Apple Acres and tells AJ about your situation
  2636. 2636.
    >They lead you to a stall in the barn, Mac slides a bucket under you, and gets to work
  2637. 2637.
    >Apparently his hooves are fucking magical, because he is able to swiftly and expertly milk you
  2638. 2638.
    >It feels really lewd, but thankfully he's enough of a gentleman to ignore your fidgeting and stifled moans
  2639. 2639.
    >As you're commenting on your freshly evacuated mammaries, you notice him coming at you with a numbered ear tag
  2640. 2640.
    >Twilight explains that since you're now a milkmare, you're basically livestock now
  2641. 2641.
    >Ponies need milk, you provide milk
  2642. 2642.
    >You freak out a little, and they do their best to calm you down
  2643. 2643.
    >They put the eartag away, and ask you to at least view your accommodations
  2644. 2644.
    >It's a pretty normal-looking room
  2645. 2645.
    >Three square meals are provided by the Apple Family every day, and you share a communal bath and rest area with the other milkmares, of which there are two
  2646. 2646.
    >It's kind of like a college dorm
  2647. 2647.
    >...the barn is a lot bigger on the inside than the outside...
  2648. 2648.
    >Whatever
  2649. 2649.
    >They give glowing reviews, insisting that there's no better place for a milkmare
  2650. 2650.
    >Free rent and food, in exchange for your milk
  2651. 2651.
    >...and some of your freedom
  2652. 2652.
    >Twilight tells you that if you decide that you don't like it at SAA, then you're free to choose another dairy farm later
  2653. 2653.
    >Apparently you don't really have the choice to not be a milkmare
  2654. 2654.
    >After reluctantly agreeing to stay, they leave you in your room to gather your thoughts, and Mac tells you to let him know when you're ready for your tag
  2655. 2655.
    >...at least your new bed is softer than your shitty old one...
  2656. 2656.
     
  2657. 2657.
    No.31382055
  2658. 2658.
    >>>>>
  2659. 2659.
    Time for Anon to lead a milkmare uprising and not tolerate being treated as a second class citizen. Maybe if one or more princess became milkmares that could help end the stigma.
  2660. 2660.
    >>>>>
  2661. 2661.
     
  2662. 2662.
    >Storm Canterlot Castle
  2663. 2663.
    >Alone, because the other milkmares are happy the way they are
  2664. 2664.
    >You splash Celestia in the face with a milkmare transformation potion
  2665. 2665.
    >No effect
  2666. 2666.
    >N-nani!?
  2667. 2667.
    >She smiles softly before turning her side towards you and lifting one of her back legs out of the way to reveal a pair of swollen teats
  2668. 2668.
    >She was already a milkmare
  2669. 2669.
    >They're larger than yours, but her overall larger size makes it easier to conceal them
  2670. 2670.
    >You feel strangely jealous
  2671. 2671.
    >As you stare at them, you're suddenly tackled by Celestia's royal guard and dragged off to the dungeon
  2672. 2672.
    >They fit you with a bridle, stuff a bit into your mouth, wrap your torso in a metal and faux-leather harness and saddle, and lock a set of cuffs and spreader bars to your legs
  2673. 2673.
    >Taking you by the reigns, they slowly lead your hobbled form out of the dungeon and into a nice, well decorated room
  2674. 2674.
    >Celestia wanders in, chatting with one of her retainers as you are strapped into an immobilizing frame
  2675. 2675.
    >They connect a set of pumps to both Celestia and yourself and switch them on
  2676. 2676.
    >She makes small talk with the servants, but since you're gagged, you can only wait as the fluid is drawn from your breasts
  2677. 2677.
    >When you've been emptied, they leave you strapped in until Celestia is done as well, which takes about a minute or so
  2678. 2678.
    >Once again, part of you feels a little jealous
  2679. 2679.
    >She thanks the servants as they remove the pumps, and she leaves without acknowledging you
  2680. 2680.
    >They unhook you and lead you back to your cell in the dungeon without removing your bondage gear
  2681. 2681.
    >As you lay on your dirty straw mat, your mind returns to Sweet Apple Acres
  2682. 2682.
    >You miss your soft bed
  2683. 2683.
    >...and Mac's wonderful hooves
  2684. 2684.
     
  2685. 2685.
    _______________________________________
  2686. 2686.
     
  2687. 2687.
    >Celestia transforms Anon into an Alicorn Princess and leaves him in charge of Equestria for a day after he insists that her job is easy and that he could do it better
  2688. 2688.
    >Six hours later, Canterlot is burning and there are riots in the streets
  2689. 2689.
    >To be fair, it isn't entirely Anon's fault
  2690. 2690.
    >Some of the blame lies with Celestia for handing him the reigns in the first place
  2691. 2691.
    >Celestia is upset
  2692. 2692.
    >Anon made her look like a jackass, but worse than that, ponies got hurt
  2693. 2693.
    >Rather than return his humanity and throw him the dungeon, she decides to give him the harshest punishment available
  2694. 2694.
    >Lunar banishment
  2695. 2695.
    >The first one in over a thousand years
  2696. 2696.
    >Before Anon can try to argue his way out of it, she blasts him straight to the moon
  2697. 2697.
    >After the first few days of wallowing in self pity and shouting curses out into the inky blackness of space, he decides to actually take a look around at the barren, airless wasteland that will be his home for the rest of eternity
  2698. 2698.
    >He climbs the nearest hill, and makes a shocking discovery
  2699. 2699.
    >A fucking village
  2700. 2700.
    >With houses and ponies milling about and fields of crops and everything
  2701. 2701.
    >He has no idea how lunar agriculture is supposed to work, but whatever
  2702. 2702.
    >He learns from the locals that these small communities are spread all over the moon
  2703. 2703.
    >While it may be rare now, before Nightmare Moon, lunar banishment was fairly common
  2704. 2704.
    >And since a lunar banishment comes with an eternal sentence, then everyone who was ever banished is still alive
  2705. 2705.
    >It's sort of like Equestria's Australia
  2706. 2706.
    >Except that it's in space
  2707. 2707.
    >A thought occurs to Anon
  2708. 2708.
    >He's still an Alicorn, which basically makes him a Princess by default
  2709. 2709.
    >With his power and regal title, it wouldn't be too difficult to unite these disparate tribes and villages into one kingdom
  2710. 2710.
    >His time leading Equestria was educational
  2711. 2711.
    >He definitely learned what NOT to do
  2712. 2712.
    >He can think of no better 'Fuck You' to Celestia than becoming an effective and beloved leader of an actual, literal Celestial Kingdom
  2713. 2713.
     
  2714. 2714.
    _______________________________________
  2715. 2715.
     
  2716. 2716.
    >You are Anon, and you have been cursed by an ancient artifact, turning you into a mare
  2717. 2717.
    >You roll your eyes in annoyance
  2718. 2718.
    >Magical Mishaps befall you pretty much every week; this isn't your first rodeo
  2719. 2719.
    >You'll just go to Twilight to have it undone, like you usually do
  2720. 2720.
    >But when you step outside, you find that you're on Earth once again, in what appears to be New York City
  2721. 2721.
    >There are dozens of humans milling about, but the odd pony mixed in shows that you're not completely alone
  2722. 2722.
    >A nearby human notices you and points
  2723. 2723.
    >"Oh my God, it's her!"
  2724. 2724.
    >Phones are pulled out, and you're nearly blinded by flashes as they start snapping pictures
  2725. 2725.
    >They excitedly tell you how much you mean to them, and how much they love you and your music while crowding around you
  2726. 2726.
    >You're suddenly lifted up by a very large black man in a suit who basically tells them all to fuck off as he loads you up in the back of a car
  2727. 2727.
    >It takes off promptly, leaving the strange people behind
  2728. 2728.
    >"Sorry about that Ma'am, we must have gotten separated. We'll get you home, safe and sound."
  2729. 2729.
    >You're terrified and confused, so you just nod
  2730. 2730.
    >You drive past a billboard that answers some of your many questions
  2731. 2731.
    >It's an image of you in a basic-bitch popstar pose, advertising some kind of live concert
  2732. 2732.
    >Your cutie mark seems to be music-based as well
  2733. 2733.
    >Apparently you're a famous singer or something
  2734. 2734.
    >Your bodyguard drops you off at your enormous penthouse apartment, and helpfully reminds you about your talk show interview that night
  2735. 2735.
    >As you try to calm your reeling thoughts, something on your desk catches your eye
  2736. 2736.
    >A very distinctive-looking journal with your cutie mark on the front cover
  2737. 2737.
    >A quick skim confirms your suspicion; it's a direct line to Twilight back in Equestria
  2738. 2738.
    >The Journal only goes back so far, so you can only speculate as to why you have this
  2739. 2739.
    >You must be some kind of reformed villainess or something to get such preferential treatment
  2740. 2740.
    >You grab a pen, flip to a clean page, and prepare to demand some answers
  2741. 2741.
     
  2742. 2742.
    _______________________________________
  2743. 2743.
     
  2744. 2744.
    >Lyra has always had an eccentric love of humans, despite most ponies not believing that they're real
  2745. 2745.
    >This has gotten in the way of a lot of friendships and relationships
  2746. 2746.
    >They think it's cute, until they realize that she's very serious
  2747. 2747.
    >And then it's kind of creepy
  2748. 2748.
    >One pony doesn't let it bother her, though
  2749. 2749.
    >Bon Bon was always accepting of her, even if she didn't necessarily believe in humans herself
  2750. 2750.
    >After waking up together, Lyra playfully shoves Bonnie, causing her to fall out of bed and bump her head
  2751. 2751.
    >And then she starts freaking out
  2752. 2752.
    >She shouts something about 'remembering everything' and 'they took my dick' before bursting out into the street, where she's immediately zapped by Twilight
  2753. 2753.
    >Twilight reveals that Bon Bon was actually a human from earth who was transformed into a pony and given the identity of 'Sweetie Drops' for safety purposes
  2754. 2754.
    >She worked for the agency that captured her for a while before it was dissolved and she came to Ponyville as 'Bon Bon'
  2755. 2755.
    >Twilight resets her memories and puts her back in bed before telling Lyra to have a nice day
  2756. 2756.
    >And also if she tells Bonnie about any of this, she's going to wipe her brain all the way back to magic kindergarten
  2757. 2757.
    >Bon Bon wakes up with a headache so strong that she's certain that it's a hangover, even if she didn't drink the night before
  2758. 2758.
    >Meanwhile, Lyra is practically vibrating in place due to a mixture of excitement and fear
  2759. 2759.
     
  2760. 2760.
    _______________________________________
  2761. 2761.
     
  2762. 2762.
    >Anon wants to be a pony
  2763. 2763.
    >Twilight visits him to make that desire a reality, but finds that he's more on the fence than absolutely certain
  2764. 2764.
    >Twilight offers to give him a trial run: twelve hours as a qt little mare, and then he can make his decision
  2765. 2765.
    >He agrees, becomes the pony, and she takes him out for a night on the town
  2766. 2766.
    >They have fun, even with Anon's difficulties with his lack of hands
  2767. 2767.
    >At the end of the evening, Twilight asks if he's going to go through with it
  2768. 2768.
    "Oh, no thanks. I think I'll stay human."
  2769. 2769.
    >"...what?"
  2770. 2770.
    "Yeah, I had fun tonight, but really prefer having hands. And a dick. Why is it that I couldn't stay male?"
  2771. 2771.
    >Twilight laughs nervously as she screams internally
  2772. 2772.
    >This is bad
  2773. 2773.
    >Really bad
  2774. 2774.
    >Temporary transformation is impossible; he's already now permanently a pony
  2775. 2775.
    >Nobody had decided to not go through with it yet, so she thought she was in the clear
  2776. 2776.
    >There is about two hours left on the clock before the 'temporary transformation' is supposed to end
  2777. 2777.
    >She has that long to somehow convince him that he actually does want to be a pony, or she's in serious trouble
  2778. 2778.
     
  2779. 2779.
    _______________________________________
  2780. 2780.
     
  2781. 2781.
    >Anon is invited to join a super secret club
  2782. 2782.
    >Because it's so secretive, he doesn't know anything about it
  2783. 2783.
    >All he knows is that it's exclusive, so if he joins he'll get to feel special
  2784. 2784.
    >He is brought to the large estate that serves as the organization's meeting place, where a cute little pony greets him at the gate and leads him inside
  2785. 2785.
    >Another cute little pony takes his coat, while another offers him a drink, and then another leads him to the people who will be vetting him
  2786. 2786.
    >There are dozens of happy little ponies, milling about the manor and acting as servants for the human men who make up the membership of the group
  2787. 2787.
    >On the way, he accidently peeks into a room labeled 'private lounge' where another pony is fellating a human
  2788. 2788.
    >He's pretty sure he knows what this group is about now
  2789. 2789.
    >He meets the leader, who is sitting back in a lazy chair and literally using a pony as a footstool
  2790. 2790.
    >After Anon completes his interview, the leader congratulates him on becoming the newest member of the group
  2791. 2791.
    >And then somebody jabs a needle in his neck, and he blacks out
  2792. 2792.
    >When he wakes up, he's a qt mare in a cage
  2793. 2793.
    >There are other cages nearby with other equally scared and confused ponies in them
  2794. 2794.
    >One pony is calm, however
  2795. 2795.
    >She explains that this is the initiation for the group
  2796. 2796.
    >They are going to be released onto the estate, and the humans are going to hunt them
  2797. 2797.
    >If they can avoid being caught for 72 hours, then they will be turned back into humans
  2798. 2798.
    >If they get caught, they will be taken to the basement for training as servant ponies
  2799. 2799.
    >The cages are opened, and the ponies are all flushed out onto the grounds, where they will have a full day to get acclimated to their surroundings before the hunt begins
  2800. 2800.
    >Anon decides to stick with the calm one, since she seems to have her shit together
  2801. 2801.
    >Little does he know that she's so calm because she wants to be a servant pony, and she's planning on getting caught on purpose
  2802. 2802.
     
  2803. 2803.
    _______________________________________
  2804. 2804.
     
  2805. 2805.
    >Equestria successfully invades and takes over Earth
  2806. 2806.
    >They tell the humans that they're going to be just and fair rulers, but there's a secret agenda behind the scenes
  2807. 2807.
    >They want to turn the people of Earth into ponies
  2808. 2808.
    >They don't want to just fire a friendship laser over the planet and turn everyone overnight; they plan to make it a gradual process
  2809. 2809.
    >They set a goal for a certain number of pony converts per year and work towards it
  2810. 2810.
    >They start by only ponifying people who are willing
  2811. 2811.
    >When their numbers fall short, they now start ponifying criminals
  2812. 2812.
    >They argue that since ponies are naturally more peaceful and less aggressive, it's a good way to ensure that they won't commit more crimes
  2813. 2813.
    >They start with only the worst offenders, but gradually start lowering the bar for what constitutes a ponifiable offense to keep their numbers up
  2814. 2814.
    >But they keep missing their goals regardless
  2815. 2815.
    >So Princess Celestia comes up with a rather insidious idea:
  2816. 2816.
    >A social credit system
  2817. 2817.
    >It collates data from social media, financial institutions, and internet browsing data to give you a score
  2818. 2818.
    >They even give/take points based on the scores of friends and family
  2819. 2819.
    >A high score means that you already embody the values of friendship and love
  2820. 2820.
    >A low score means that you have to take 'friendship counseling'
  2821. 2821.
    >If your counselor decides that you are a lost cause as a human, then you will be ponified
  2822. 2822.
    >Anon has managed to maintain a decent score, but after a particularly bad week his score drops low enough that he gets called into counseling
  2823. 2823.
    >Few people come out of counseling with their humanity intact anyway, but little does Anon know that his counselor is running behind on her quota
  2824. 2824.
     
  2825. 2825.
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