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Created: 2020-12-28 00:26:02
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  2. >Discord turns Anon into a mare for shits and giggles
  3. >However, Anonmare is such a cutie pie that Discord is almost immediately smitten
  4. >Discord makes excuses and stalls for time while he tries to find a way to romance Anon, and perhaps even convince him to stay a mare
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  8. >Pony hungers for humanity
  9. >Takes illicit drug HUM-N
  10. >Drugs can't actually change your species
  11. >Only magic
  12. >And magic requires an equivalent exchange
  13. >After sarcastically posting 'I want to be the little mare' online, ponies from the Equestrian Department of Transdimensional Affairs kidnap Anon for species realignment so that pony can become the big guy
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  17. >Twilight is fascinated by worlds outside of Equestria
  18. >Of course, the best way to learn about a place is to talk to a native
  19. >She accomplishes this by using a spell to copy the consciousness of people on the other side into a plush doll
  20. >For the person experiencing this, it feels a lot like being ripped from their body and forced into a soft, cuddly, pony toy
  21. >Their situation becomes much more harrowing when they're told that since they're technically a 'copy', they'll never get to go home since the 'original' is still living their life for them
  22. >Their ability to move and speak is totally at Twilight's mercy; whenever she's done asking questions or performing tests, she merely switches off their autonomy and leaves them in an inanimate state until she needs them again
  23. >This doesn't really bother her, since it's just a magically animated plush to her, not a person
  24. >In fact, when she's gotten all the useful information she can out of them, she just makes them inanimate permanently and donates them to the local orphanage or charity shop or whatever
  25. >And then she moves on to her next subject
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  29. >Anon hears a rumor about a place where you can fuck a real cartoon pony
  30. >After many months of searching, he actually manages to track it down
  31. >A real pony brothel
  32. >Cute ponies run up to him to greet him, they all look so excited to meet a new customer
  33. >They lead him to the manager, Anon picks the pony he wants, and then he's told the price
  34. >Ten thousand dollars per hour
  35. >Anon is crushed
  36. >He couldn't afford that, he couldn't even hope to save up that much with his shitty job
  37. >His new pony friends are heartbroken
  38. >The one he picked looks like she might cry
  39. >The manager tells him there's another option
  40. >If he agrees to work for him, they'll not only let him pay over time out of his wages, but he'll also get a small discount
  41. >Anon agrees instantly
  42. >He'll gladly clean semen out of the sheets for the opportunity to fuck a real pony
  43. >His old job sucks ass anyway
  44. >He ends up making sweet love to his pony all night
  45. >They even bring in a few friends for some polyamorous fun
  46. >When he wakes up the next morning, he's surprised to find that he's been moved to another room
  47. >And even more surprised that he's now a cute little mare
  48. >The manager tells him that he's picked up quite a large tab
  49. >At the average pay rate, he'll need to work for two years to pay it off
  50. >Which is unfortunate, since the transformation becomes permanent after six months
  51. >Anon's going to have to fuck a lot of men to have any chance at getting his body back
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  55. >Anon and Anonicorn use an ancient magical artifact to switch places in their universes so that they experience the majesty of Hot Monkey Dick/Glorious Horsepussy
  56. >Yeah, it doesn't make sense that their genders would be different, but everyone wants to be the little mare, so whatever
  57. >Twilight discovers the egregious misuse of dangerous magic and decides to put a stop to it
  58. >She destroys the amulet, closing the bridge between worlds
  59. >Unfortunately she didn't bother trying to figure out who was where, and ends up trapping Anon in Anonicorn's body, and vice-versa
  60. >Oops
  61. >Now they have to make their way in unfamiliar worlds in bodies that they mostly only used to masturbate before while Twilight tries to fix everything
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  65. >Many humans have immigrated to Equestria
  66. >For the most part, everything is fine
  67. >However, one policy of the Equestrian government has the human residents pretty nervous
  68. >They're monitored for their first year to determine if they are adjusting to Equestria's values of love and friendship
  69. >If they are, the monitoring ends and they're free to go about their life
  70. >If they aren't, they either must return to Earth, or become a pony
  71. >The policy isn't a big issue, since most people who choose to live in the friendly pony world tend to be nice, outgoing people themselves
  72. >Except Anon
  73. >He's a bit of an introverted misanthrope who only came to Equestria to find his waifu
  74. >After months of difficulty and long, unproductive meetings with his councilor, it's time for his ultimatum
  75. >Until Princess Celestia herself intervenes
  76. >He'll become a pony
  77. >She won't allow him to be sent back to the world that hurt him so much
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  81. >ywn never become a pretty little mare
  82. >Princess Celestia will never put a magically fastening collar around your neck that can never be removed
  83. >She will never tell you that you belong to her now
  84. >She will never lead you into a private room filled with her sizeable harem of humans turned into stallions
  85. >They'll never be filled with such an insatiable lust that they're forced to grind against furniture or mount each other for a few precious moments of relief
  86. >ywn feel her gently push you forward as she proclaims that she's brought her boys a gift
  87. >They will never pounce on you like a pack of hungry wolves
  88. >ywn have all of your orifaces invaded by dripping, musky, stallion cocks
  89. >ywn never feel desperate stallions who were too slow to get a hole thrusting against whatever parts of you aren't yet taken
  90. >ywn choke down cum as it showers on you from all angles
  91. >ywn experience a brief moment of relief as a cock withdraws from you, only for another twitching pole of flesh to skewer you immediately
  92. >ywn be fed the same cocks over and over again as whatever concoction of potions and spells they're on continually restores their vigor
  93. >This will never go on for hours until a single word from their trainer has them immediately withdraw
  94. >ywn realize that Celestia left the room only a few minutes after the violation began
  95. >Your new trainer will never lead you to your quarters and tell you to rest up for tomorrow
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  99. >Anon is the finest human detective in all of Equestria
  100. >He's the only human, so he's the best human detective by default
  101. >Which is good, because if he judged himself against his pony contemporaries, he'd be sorely lacking
  102. >Thankfully his partner has one of the finest minds in the business, so she makes up for his weaknesses
  103. >Tragedy strikes when the one pony Anon was actually able to send to prison on his own breaks out and murders him
  104. >His partner thinks fast and magics Anon's spirit from his dying body into her pretty little unicorn body
  105. >Now they must share it while tracking the killer down, using her intuition and his knowledge of the killer
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  109. >Anon in Equestria
  110. >Agrees to become the little mare for science, with the intention of returning to humanity in short order
  111. >Unfortunately, an unforseen consequence of the unproven transpecies spell is amnesia
  112. >Anon doesn't remember that he isn't really a cutie3.14 mare
  113. >He (she?) escapes Twilight's custody before she can turn him (her?) back, wacky (lewd?) hijinks ensue
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  117. >Anon would like to live in Equestria
  118. >Since he believes it's fictional, he doesn't really think it's possible
  119. >That changes after he's contacted by Princess Celestia herself
  120. >After weeks of correspondence, she arranges to bring him to Equestria
  121. >The spell is cast, and he crosses across the divide
  122. >When his vision returns, the first thing he sees is Celestia, Luna, and the Mane 6
  123. >He notices two things:
  124. >First, they're all upside down
  125. >Apparently he's laying on his back
  126. >Second, they all look horrified
  127. >Once his brain finally registers the intense pain radiating from every cell of his body, he figures out why
  128. >Something has gone wrong
  129. >Terribly wrong
  130. >The last thing he sees before everything goes black is tearful Celestia standing over him, preparing a spell
  131. >His existence was not much more than a dark, sensationless void for a long time after, but over time his faculties slowly returned to him
  132. >The void grew ever so slightly lighter, and he could perceive strange, muffled sounds outside of his prison
  133. >Soon he realized he could move, but those movements felt somehow unfamiliar and alien
  134. >As he's very slowly trying to piece together what's going on, Celestia's voice echoes in his mind, although he isn't quite able to remember the name
  135. >She tells him that the spell that brought him to Equestria irreparably damaged his body, and that in order to save him, she took his consciousness into herself
  136. >He's now in her womb, growing into a new pony body
  137. >There wasn't really enough of his human body left for them to learn how to make a new one of those, so it's either pony or nothing
  138. >It'll take a few months before he'll be reborn as a pony, but she promises that she'll love and care for him as her own son/daughter, whichever he comes out as
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  142. >You wake up to a sheepish Twilight standing over you
  143. >"H-hey Anon!"
  144. "Twilight? Wha-"
  145. >You stop
  146. >That's an awfully feminine voice to be coming out of your mouth
  147. >Your heart beats at a million miles a minute as you slowly look down at the hooves that now exist where your hands are supposed to go
  148. "I-I'm a pony!?"
  149. >"I'm sorry! I'm so, so sorry! Someone tampered with my spellbooks, I didn't mean-"
  150. >You press the tip of your hoof against her lips
  151. "Freaking out isn't really helpful, Twi. What's done is done."
  152. >Her eyes widen, and she pushes your hoof away
  153. >"B-but it isn't though! This is reversible! Easily so, in fact!"
  154. "...What?"
  155. >"Yes, um, you see...as a consequence of the spell I was working on before all this happened, it can be reversed if you...if you get, um, fertilized."
  156. >She gives you an enormous fake smile, but you can see in her eyes that she's still freaking out internally
  157. "What the fuck kind of spell were you making!?"
  158. >"Look, I know your options here aren't exactly savory, but it's all you have right now. Me and the girls will help as best we can! I'm sure Rarity knows a few, ahem, stallions of the night who can help!"
  159. >Twilight grabs a few things and runs out the door to gather her friends
  160. >You sit back on your haunches
  161. >You were finally the little mare, and nopony was the wiser
  162. >Years of not being truly happy, of wanting something better, and you finally had it
  163. >But if a big, manly stallions breeds you, it all goes away
  164. >You think for a few moments before shrugging and grabbing a few of Twilight's tomes and a quill
  165. >If it worked the first time, it can work again, right?
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  169. >You finally get to go to Equestria
  170. >You're now a cute little mare
  171. >They never warned you about this
  172. >Twilight ignores you as you try to ask what's going on
  173. >Suddenly a hard metal ring is pushed in between your teeth and a leather strap is fastened behind your head
  174. >You squeak in distress as a collar is wrapped around your neck
  175. >"I know it's your first day in Equestria, but it's probably best if we get started right away. Your goal for today will be to ingest about a quart of semen."
  176. >You let out a garbled whine as you try to remove the deviant accoutrements, to no avail
  177. >She clips a leash onto the collar and pulls
  178. >You refuse to move, but she just continues to steadily pull
  179. >after what felt like a minute, your legs are sore and your neck feels like it's being rubbed raw
  180. >Screwing your eyes shut to hold back your tears, you give in and step forward
  181. >Twilight pats your side comfortingly
  182. >"Good girl, Salty Smiles! You'll get the hang of this yet!"
  183. >That's definitely not your name, but even if you could talk right now you doubt she'd care
  184. >You look up at her and find a cruel, sarcastic smirk
  185. >"You think I don't know why you people want to come here?"
  186. >You whimper in confusion
  187. >She wraps a foreleg around your shoulder and pulls you almost painfully against her side
  188. >"You want to fuck a pony, you perverted little freak? Sure thing. You'll get all the pony that tight little pussy can handle."
  189. >Your eyes widen, and you desperately try to speak, resulting in little more than drooling onto the floor
  190. >You didn't want to fuck a pony!
  191. >You only cared about the show for the lore!
  192. >She puts on a normal smile and heads for the door, pulling you along with you
  193. >"So let's get out there and introduce you to Equestria!"
  194. >She yanks downward to lower your head, leaning in close to your ear and speaking in a harsh whisper
  195. >"I'm sure you'll make a lot of friends!"
  196. >A single tear rolls down your cheeks
  197. >You just wanted to see the Castle of the Two Sisters in person!
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  201. >There's a scare spreading through Ponyville
  202. >So called "Defloration Parties" have become popular with the younglings
  203. >The Mane six are worried that the CMC might get involved in something like this
  204. >Anon tells them not to worry
  205. >Scares like this spread all the time back on Earth, and they were always totally baseless
  206. >If they're so baseless, they contend, then Anon wouldn't mind going undercover as a filly to find out for sure
  207. >It's a bit contrived, but Anon agrees
  208. >Becomes the little filly, meets up with the CMC
  209. >He starts to think that something's up, they're throwing around a lot of innuendo and planning something in secret
  210. >Right as he's about to blow the lid on the whole operation, it's revealed to be a surprise party for Twist
  211. >Anon calls in the false alarm, the Mane 6 six are relieved
  212. >Everypony learns a valuable lesson about trust
  213. >Twilight tells him to enjoy the party, and to come by her castle afterwards to regain his humanity
  214. >Then she closes communications for the final time
  215. >As the party begins to wind down, Applebloom tracks him down and leads him away to a shed tucked away on the corner of the property
  216. >As soon as the door opens, the strong scent of sex fills his little nose
  217. >Twist pants as Rumble pulls his dripping cock out of her
  218. >There's a click from behind him as the door is locked
  219. >"Hey guys, got another one here that hasn't been bred yet!"
  220. >His blood runs cold as a large colt who looks like he's been held back a few grades saunters up to him
  221. >"She's a real cutie, ain't she? I'll take this one."
  222. >Fuck
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  226. >Anon is cursed by an ancient artifact
  227. >Becomes a qt mare
  228. >He rolls his eyes in annoyance
  229. >Magical Mishaps befall him pretty much every week
  230. >This is actually the third time he's become a mare
  231. >He just goes to Twilight to have it undone
  232. >"...What are you talking about, Anon? Are you feeling okay?"
  233. >For some reason, Twilight is acting like he's always been a mare
  234. >He leaves to find his other friends
  235. >They all act like he's always been a mare too
  236. >He starts to freak out a bit, and runs home
  237. >His house isn't human-sized anymore
  238. >All of the pictures inside show him as a mare in events where he was definitely a human male
  239. >He finds a few lewd pictures stashed away that indicate that he's dating a stallion
  240. >Maybe even more, there are some fertility-boosting medicines in the bathroom
  241. >They were trying to have a foal together
  242. >Somehow, the artifact rewrote history so that he was always a mare
  243. >Anon is freaking out, while Twilight and friends gather at the castle
  244. >"I'm worried about Anon. She seems to think that she's some kind of alien creature trapped in a pony body or something? I don't know what's happened to her, but she clearly needs help. I'm going to check her into the mental hospital tonight."
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  248. >Anon is chilling at home, shitposting online, when a strange light fills his apartment and he falls unconscious
  249. >He wakes up in a cell in an underground cavern, with a weird noise coming from somewhere nearby
  250. >He realizes that he's been turned into a pretty little mare
  251. >When he desperately looks around to figure out what's going on, he realizes that the weird noise he's been hearing is the mare in the cell next to him being raped by diamond dogs
  252. >A unicorn approaches his cell and addresses him
  253. >He informs him that he's in Equestria
  254. >He brings humans from Earth to be the diamond dog's slaves
  255. >Nopony comes looking for mares if they haven't been kidnapped, after all
  256. >After giving him a rundown on what's expected of him, both lewd and not lewd, he leaves him with his thoughts
  257. >The diamond dogs finish with his neighbor and leave, letting him get a good look at her
  258. >She looks totally broken
  259. >All of the ponies on the surrounding cells look hopeless
  260. >Anon vows to do whatever it takes to escape and rescue the others
  261. >Little does he know how many ponies came before him that thought the exact same thing
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  265. >Twilight decides that Anon isn't truly happy as a human, and turns him into a qt mare
  266. >Or at least she thought she did
  267. >Despite his incredibly feminine facial structure and physique, he's still male
  268. >This is a problem; the spell was specifically designed to only allow one transition to assure that Anon would never be able to go back
  269. >That's still true, but now she can't change his gender
  270. >As Anon angrily demands that she change him back, Twilight has a brilliant idea
  271. >Equestria is all progressive and shit, gender is just a mental and social construct!
  272. >All it will take to make Anon the prettiest little mare is a bit of reeducation, some etiquette and manners training, and getting fucked by lots and lots of stallions!
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  276. >You're brushing your teeth when your reflection is replaced by a nervous-looking unicorn mare
  277. >"H-hey, you wanna be a pony, right? Wanna switch?"
  278. >You literally couldn't say yes fast enough
  279. >She casts a spell, and the two of you switch
  280. >You see your cute new pony reflection as you adjust to your cute new pony body, when the door behind you suddenly bursts open and two large stallions run in
  281. >After you're dragged to your new heavily guarded living space, an older pony visits you to remind you of your sacred duty
  282. >It turns out that you're in a secret village deep in the Everfree Forest
  283. >There's a giant Eldritch abomination that lives in the caves below and the village sacrifices one of their newly of-age mares to it to appease the beast
  284. >Said abomination then uses that mare to breed the many different monsters that call Everfree home
  285. >Your coming-of-age ceremony is in a week, so you have that long to escape, lest you become a literal broodmare for some horrifying monstrosity
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  289. >Anon is friends with the mane six, and sometimes helps them out
  290. >However, Twilight starts to notice a pattern
  291. >A lot of his plans and suggestions involve him being transformed into a mare to go undercover or something, no matter how unnecessary it may be
  292. >She decides to perform a little experiment
  293. >When he finishes his spying as the little mare, she 'forgets' to change him back
  294. >All he has to do is 'remind' her, and she'll undo his change
  295. >But he doesn't
  296. >After a few moments of awkward silence, Anon nervously says his goodbyes and leaves
  297. >When the others ask why he's still a mare, he blames Twilight for forgetting and says that they should drop it
  298. >Despite insisting that he definitely wants to be a human man for real when he's pressed on the issue
  299. >When her friends confront her, Twilight refuses to change Anon back, and a schism forms among the mane six
  300. >Twilight, Rarity, and Fluttershy all agree that Anon should stay a mare, while Rainbow Dash, Applejack, and Pinkie Pie all think that Anon's wishes should be respected and the spell undone
  301. >Meanwhile, Anon feels super guilty for driving them apart because he can't admit he prefers horsepussy to monkey dick
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  305. >Anon is a friend of the Sparkle family
  306. >Little filly Twilight is frustrated because of all the stuff she can't do since she's a filly
  307. >If only she were an adult...
  308. >...like Anon is...
  309. >She magically swaps bodies with Anon so that she can experience adulthood
  310. >Anon immediately tattles on her to her mom, and the entire Sparkle family, as well as Princess Celestia herself, work together to not only make it seem like Anon's having the time of his life as a filly, but to also make adulthood suck for Twilight
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  314. >Anon arrives in Equestria, is found by agent Sweetie Drops
  315. >They grow close, eventually falling in love
  316. >The agency decides that Anon needs to go to Tartarus
  317. >Sweetie decides to call in a few favors to protect Anon
  318. >He becomes a unicorn mare, losing most of her memories through the process
  319. >But she doesn't forget her feelings for Bon Bon
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  323. >Anon is disabled in the future
  324. >He signs up to test robotic avatar technology
  325. >It's not far enough long to recreate something as complex as a human, so they do quadrupeds instead
  326. >Anon's consciousness is successfully temporarily remote transferred into a robotic pony body
  327. >The resolution of the cameras in the eyes is limited, there's a buzzing in his ears from unshielded wiring, his mobility is limited, and he has virtually no touch sensation, but it's a promising start
  328. >They decide to make a minor adjustment to the connection, when everything goes wrong
  329. >Anon thinks he's dying or something, but everything seems to suddenly fix itself
  330. >Except he's no longer in the lab, and his body doesn't suck anymore
  331. >He's in Equestria, in a real pony body
  332. >A pegasus one as well, so he can experience the joy of flight
  333. >Assuming it's some kind of VR simulation, he heads out to fly, meet lots of nice, fun ponies, and generally have the time of his life
  334. >After having possibly the best day of his life, he decides it's probably time to come back down to Earth and return to his shitty life
  335. >Except he can't
  336. >The mental 'eject button' failsafe they taught him isn't working, and he's been here for hours without them letting him out
  337. >Screaming to the heavens to try and get their attention isn't helping either
  338. >He starts to panic as pedestrians look on in confusion and worry
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  342. >Magic in Equestria is powered by friendship
  343. >Which is all well and good, unless some kind of large-scale disaster strikes that devastates the land and disrupts friendships and families
  344. >To create a backup reserve of friendship, Celestia creates a simulacrum of Equestria that's designed to produce more magic than it takes to maintain itself
  345. >Humans are taken from Earth, made into ponies, and placed in the simulation to live out happy lives full of love and friendship, whether they want to or not
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  349. >Luna can't help but feel guilty about her past
  350. >No matter how much she's told otherwise, she fears that people still see a monster when they look at her
  351. >She decides to ease her anxiety for a day by switching bodies with Anon
  352. >Since Anon never tried to create endless night, nobody would viscerally fear him
  353. >Also, it gives her an opportunity to hear what ponies REALLY feel about her
  354. >Meanwhile, Anon has to try and do her job and help ponies who are having bad dreams
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  358. >Anon and Anon are covertly summoned into Equestria by a group of unicorns who are sympathetic to the plight of humans who would rather be ponies
  359. >Anon becomes a qt mare, Anon becomes a manly stallion
  360. >"You have become your desired shapes. Unfortunately, being a pony alone isn't enough to avoid being discovered and sent back to your old world. If you would rather have a modicum of protection against such an outcome, we would advise that you both...have a child together."
  361. >"Yes, it is your best defense, your child would be a native born, immune to the threat of desummoning. Celestia won't allow a foal to be torn away from its loving family."
  362. "...So you want us to have an anchor baby?"
  363. >[Muffled "BUILD WALL" In The Distance]
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  367. >Discord keeps turning Anon into various creatures for fun
  368. >After many transformations, they start to mix in strange, unexpected ways
  369. >Dragon Dogs, Grifficorns, Donkasus, etc
  370. >Whenever they try to reverse the magic to return Anon to his human self, it doesn't work
  371. >It just mixes human into the unholy amalgam
  372. >When Twilight finally gets Anon more or less into human form, barring perhaps a pony lung or manticore spleen, she recognizes a very characteristic wavelength of magic emanating from him:
  373. >Chaos magic
  374. >And it isn't leftover from Discord's magic, it's being produced naturally by Anon himself
  375. >She confronts Discord, who reveals that he's actually Anon from the future
  376. >Sort of
  377. >He's actually completely separate from the flow of time, so he's technically Anon from the past, present, and future simultaneously
  378. >The various spells and enchantments that he's subjected to will eventually and irreversibly twist him into a Draconequus and drive him to madness
  379. >Discord has to be sure that happens, so that he'll exist
  380. >And Twilight is powerless to stop him, since Discord is integral to the timeline
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  382. >"You're a monster, Discord! How could I ever be stupid enough to trust you!?"
  383. "I'M a monster? Princess, where do you think all of this started? I wasn't always around to kick the snowball down the hill. Who else can you think of who regularly transforms Anon for fu--oh, I'm sorry, for 'science'?"
  384. >"...W-what?"
  385. "Did you think YOUR magic was somehow safer than mine? Honey, where he comes from there's absolutely no magic to speak of. Which means no reason to develop natural defenses against the stuff, if you catch my drift."
  386. >"O-oh...oh god..."
  387. "By my humble estimation, you've probably done far more damage than I have. But I'm sure you'll crunch the numbers later, just to be sure. Well, I've got to run. Need to keep making life hell for the Fluttercucks back home. Toodles!"
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  391. >The world is collapsing around your feet
  392. >Some kind of virus, or nanomachines, or ancient Mayan curse, or something was turning people into colorful cartoon ponies
  393. >Your guess was literally as good as anybody else's, since the cause was totally unknown
  394. >Most as-of-yet untransformed people have gone into hiding, surrendering the Earth to the adorable equines, but not you
  395. >Earth is humanity's domain, you refuse to just relinquish it to the horses
  396. >Which meant living shoulder-to-wither with the ponies that used to be your neighbors and fellow citizens
  397. >At first they were all very nice and friendly to you
  398. >They still are, but the friendliness now comes wrapped in confusion and even a few hints of suspicion
  399. >How have you not transformed yet, they wonder?
  400. >Your family is especially befuddled
  401. >They tell you at every opportunity that they'll always love you, Even if you're different
  402. >They act like a supportive family talking to their kid that just came out of the closet
  403. >One day, while preparing yourself a vegetarian meal at home(meat's basically impossible to come by these days), several flashbangs and smoke grenades are thrown through your window
  404. >As you stagger blindly, someone sticks you with a needle and you're out like a light
  405. >As you're recovering from the ordeal, restrained to a bed in a brightly lit observation room, several ponies look on from the other side of a one-way mirror
  406. >Poor guy, still stuck in his human form, they think
  407. >Finding the immune was pretty difficult, since they've mostly all gone into hiding, but they lucked out when reports started coming in about one living out in the open
  408. >With your help, willing or not, they'll discover the secret of immunity and find a way to disable it
  409. >Humanity will be happier as ponies, they all know that in their hearts
  410. >The holdouts will see in time
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  413.  
  414. >Anon appears in Equestria
  415. >Except it's Nightmare Moon's Equestria
  416. >He's dragged before NMM by her guards
  417. >She takes a good, long look at him, and smiles warmly
  418. >She orders that he's to be confined to the castle rather than thrown into the dungeons
  419. >She spends most of her free time by his side, just talking and stuff
  420. >A somewhat one-sided romance forms, and NMM proposes to him
  421. >A nice gesture; he was expecting her to simply declare him to be her husband
  422. >Anon agrees, seeing as being married to her probably makes it a little less likely that he'll eventually end up in the dungeon
  423. >Almost as soon as the wedding has finished, she throws back her head and belts out her best evil laugh
  424. >By becoming her husband, Anon has allowed her to lay claim to the throne of both Equestria AND Earth
  425. >It sounds like bullshit, until she effortlessly tears a hole across time and space to Earth and rains black magic upon the surface
  426. >She leads him back to her bedchamber for their wedding night, and lays out her evil plan while he's inside her
  427. >She's going to turn mankind into ponies, every last man, woman, and child is going to transformed
  428. >Including him
  429. >But she insists that she meant what she said at the wedding; she really does love him
  430. >Because of this, she wants to give him time to make peace with the idea before it happens
  431. >A giant hourglass appears beside the bed
  432. >She explains that each grain of sand represents a human, and each time one of them becomes a pony a grain will fall from the top to the bottom
  433. >Once the hourglass is empty, Anon will transform
  434. >She promises from the bottom of her heart to love and cherish whatever form he takes, be it pegasus, earth pony, or unicorn, even if he becomes a mare
  435. >As she gives him a goodnight kiss and heads out to perform her nightly duties, Anon can't help but notice how quickly the hourglass is emptying
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  438.  
  439. >You go to bed a human
  440. >You wake up in a cardboard box in an alley as a mare
  441. >You're still on Earth, except there are ponies everywhere
  442. >While you can communicate with the ponies just fine, the human's language is totally alien, despite still being in your home town
  443. >You learn that ponies are beneath humans in this reality, mostly living as pets
  444. >Except for the strays like you and your new friends
  445. >Your group had apparently loitered in one place for to long, and animal control had been called
  446. >A few ponies ran or hid, but most simply allowed themselves to be captured or even approached the humans
  447. >It's a warm bed, free food, and maybe a chance at adoption
  448. >When your mom enters the shelter, your heart stops
  449. >Your family is still human?
  450. >Are they looking for you?
  451. >Do they know what happened to you?
  452. >You successfully catch her eye, and she adopts you
  453. >When she gets you home, your stomach sinks when human you comes out to meet pony you
  454. >They aren't looking for you because, as far as anyone is concerned, you aren't missing
  455. >After showing you around your 'new' home, Anon gently pets you as he watches TV
  456. >As far as you can tell, MLP doesn't exist in this weird, alternate timeline
  457. >Hopefully that means that this version of you lacks your enthusiasm for horsefuckery
  458. >But the way he keeps rubbing your flanks is suspicious
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  461.  
  462. >Anon and his girlfriend Femanon are chilling out at home, when a bright light erupts through their windows, knocking them unconscious
  463. >When Anon wakes up, he discovers that he's been turned into a cute little mare
  464. >A deep voice from behind him catches his attention, and he's shocked to find that Femanon has become a big, manly dragon
  465. >As she looks his adorable pony body over, two huge, thick reptilian cocks emerge from a slit on her crotch
  466. >They look to be almost as big as his forelegs
  467. >She runs her tongue across her sharp teeth as she moves over him
  468. >"You ready to get some dragon in your pony?"
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  471.  
  472. >Anon works for an interplanetary scouting operation
  473. >Him and a party land in Equestria
  474. >They meet the locals, catalog resources, and take atmospheric readings as per standard procedure
  475. >An accident damages his exosuit, and his fellow crew tell him that he's fucked
  476. >Basically every single molecule in the air and wavelength of """magic"""(intensely powerful ionizing radiation) in the environment is deadly to humans
  477. >Twilight offers to turn him into a pony to save him while the crew crosses him off the manifest and schedule a stop at an intergalactic temp agency to pick up a replacement
  478. >Former space 'adventurer' Anonymous now has to adapt not only to life under constant planetary gravity, but also he's a tiny horse creature now
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  481.  
  482. >Anon and Lyra are close friends
  483. >They indulge in their curiosity regarding each other's alien bodies and swap
  484. >After getting the furious masturbation out of the way, they hit the town and experience the world through each other's eyes
  485. >They're having as much fun as you can possibly have buying groceries with hands or having lunch with hooves
  486. >They didn't exactly think this through
  487. >As the day is coming to a close, a terrible accident injures Lyra and puts her in a coma
  488. >Leaving Anon stranded in her body with nobody knowing he's in there
  489. >Aside from Bon Bon, who they obviously trusted enough to tell that they were doing
  490. >Now Anon has to keep Lyra's obligations and pretend to be her for a couple of weeks
  491. >Everything's going fairly well, aside from a few minor hiccups
  492. >Until Lyra wakes up, and seems to think that she actually is Anon
  493. >No matter how much Anon tries to tell her otherwise, she refuses to accept that she's actually Lyra
  494. >And Anon can't catch her out to prove that she isn't him since they were so close that she knows everything about him
  495. >Only Lyra knows how to swap back, so Anon is stuck until he can make her remember who she really is
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  498.  
  499. >Anon and Spike are hanging out, waiting for Twilight to come back from an errand
  500. >Anon convinces him to help send a prank letter to Celestia
  501. >Anon makes the mistake of holding the letter when Spike sends it and gets the tips of his fingers burned by Dragonfire
  502. >It's probably the worst pain he's ever endured in his entire life, despite it only effecting a tiny area for a split second
  503. >He patches himself up as best he can with Twiggle's first aid supplies despite his agony
  504. >Spike's scared, but Anon insists that he'll be okay, and that they don't have to tell Twilight
  505. >He doesn't want to get Spike in trouble, and he'd rather avoid a lecture himself
  506. >He makes an excuse and heads home after Twilight gets back
  507. >Despite only the tips of his fingers being burned, the pain begins to radiate through his whole hand
  508. >He bandages the entire thing as a placebo and tries to go to sleep
  509. >It doesn't work out well
  510. >He's in a bad mood the next day; very little sleep and the pain has spread up his arm
  511. >He finally decides to go to the doctor, and is shocked whenever the bandage is removed
  512. >Motherfucking dragon hand
  513. >He decides it's time to tell Twilight
  514. >She informs him that his human physiology is extra-vulnerable to certain types of magic, and that he's begun to transform into a dragon as a result
  515. >The transformation has spread much further than can be seen on the surface
  516. >It has spread into the muscle tissue and blood vessels in the arm and has started to effect one of his lungs
  517. >She gives him two options:
  518. >Give up on his humanity and be transformed into a dragon fully, or endure the slow, painful transformation to give her enough time to research a cure
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  521.  
  522. >Anon gets transported to Equestria by an unknown force and becomes a unicorn (marehood optional, but most likely)
  523. >He's brought to Canterlot Castle, and Celestia and Luna are intrigued by his claims
  524. >Especially Luna, who senses great potential in Anon
  525. >After it's discovered that changing Anon back is unlikely, Luna offers to take him under her wing
  526. >Anon thus becomes Luna's first student, and begins to learn the art of Dreamwalking from the master
  527. >Luna makes sure to guard her own subconscious as she teaches him, [spoiler]lest he learn that it was actually her who brought him to Equestria in the first place[/spoiler]
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  530.  
  531. >Twilight needs to go to Canterlot high for some reason
  532. >Offers to take Anon so that he can socialize with humans again, even if only for a few days
  533. >Anon agrees
  534. >Living in ponyland has really taken the edge off of his misanthropy, and he kind of misses internet pornography
  535. >The EqG universe isn't the same as the Earth he knew, but it sounds pretty close
  536. >Only problem is that he turns into a pony when he gets to the other side
  537. >Turns out that humans who pass through the mirror become ponies and vice versa, regardless of which direction they were going
  538. >It'll take a few days before the portal is traversable once again, so Anon gets to hang out with Twilight, Sunset Shimmer, and the entire Dry Gulch Gang while waiting to get his hands back
  539. >Meanwhile, Scitwi is doing Science things
  540. >She wants to visit Equestria herself, but doesn't like the idea of being a little horsey while doing it
  541. >So she's devised a way to prevent someone from changing form when they pass through the mirror
  542. >The best part about it is that she's one-hundred percent sure that it can in no way backfire and fuck with anyone
  543. >Especially not Anonymous
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  546.  
  547. >Anon lives in the Crystal Empire and is friends with Shining Armor and Cadence
  548. >While Sunburst is tutoring Flurry Heart, she hits Anon with a bolt of magic, turning him into a mare
  549. >When the dust settles, he seems to take to his new body well
  550. >A little too well
  551. >He's really bubbly and energetic, and generally isn't acting much like his normal self
  552. >He is able to instantly recall all of his old memories without any trouble; he insists that it's still him in there, he just wants to enjoy the pony body while it lasts since they'll probably have him back to normal within half an hour
  553. >Twenty-two minutes, after commercials
  554. >And to please call her Nonny, for now
  555. >Cadance says that they can't do much themselves, so they'll send a message to Twilight
  556. >It'll take about a day or so to get to her, then it's about a two-day train ride to get to the crystal empire
  557. >Nonny shrugs, it'll just give her more time to have fun in her pony body
  558. >As she wiggles her hips playfully to emphasize her point, Shining, who'd been silent the whole time, swallows nervously
  559. >Only one thought crosses his mind:
  560. >Fuck, she's so hot
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  563.  
  564. >Anon is invited to Canterlot by Princess Celestia herself
  565. >It's very unusual, the only times he's ever been to the castle was when he went with Twilight, but Celestia wants him to come alone
  566. >When he arrives at the castle, the first ponies he sees are actually Cadance and Shining Armor
  567. >They nervously ask if he's talked with Celestia yet, but he tells them he just got there
  568. >When he tries to ask what's going on, they just tell him he needs to talk to Celestia
  569. >They both seem strangely on edge, especially Shiny
  570. >He's practically staring holes into him and fidgeting constantly
  571. >Finally, Celestia finds him and requests that they go to her bedroom to talk privately?
  572. >She invites him to sit on her bed, and she does the same beside him
  573. >She tells him how much she's longed to be a mother, to hear the clippity-clop of little hooves echoing through the halls of the castle
  574. >She speaks wistfully about the romantic ideal of motherhood as a bead of sweat rolls down Anon's face
  575. >This isn't going where he thinks it is, is it?
  576. >As if reading his mind, she says that she isn't implying what Anon is probably thinking
  577. >As enormous an ask that would be, what she wants is even more difficult
  578. >It would be impossible for Anon to father a child with her; the species gap aside, her natural alicorn physiology renders her unable to have a foal
  579. >Which is why she wants him to mother her child
  580. >She explains that in Equestria, the parent's magical resonance is as important to a developing foal as their genetics
  581. >If Celestia were to transform Anon into a mare, then her magic would leave a permanent mark on his being
  582. >That, along with specific changes to his uterus, would allow him to birth foals with a father as well as both himself and Celestia as mothers
  583. >Shining has already agreed to be the father, but she knew that Anon would have the most difficult part
  584. >She feels selfish even thinking about it, but she hopes that Anon will at least consider it:
  585. >Give up his humanity, and become her womb
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  588.  
  589. >Human becomes pony
  590. >Pony is blank flank
  591. >Pony transformation is reversible, as long as they don't get their cutie mark in the time it takes to prepare the reversal spell
  592. >Which takes about a week, considering all the rare materials involved
  593. >Human-turned-pony has to try to carry on with their life while trying their hardest not to discover what their special talent really is
  594. >Which is easier said than done, as the universe seems to do it's damnedest to put all butt-pictureless ponies on the path to self-discovery
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  597.  
  598. >Anon wakes up to the green-tinted view from the inside of a changeling pod
  599. >Chrysalis greets him warmly as he tries to struggle his way out
  600. >She explains that since her recent defeat, she's been struggling to rebuild her hive
  601. >She learned of his desire to become a pony, and is helping his dreams, as well as the dreams of the others like him, come true
  602. >Well, a changeling drone isn't exactly the same as a pony, but it's much closer than they were already
  603. >Anon looks closer at his surroundings and notices dozens of occupied pods around him, with humans in various stages of transformation around him
  604. >She says that if Anon promises to be a good little drone, then she'll make him a breeder and he'll live an easy life of being cared for by his fellow drones and impregnating her
  605. >If he causes her too much trouble, she'll make him an incubator, and he'll get eggs stuffed up his ass and birth larvae until the end of his days
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  608.  
  609. >Mane 6 brings Anon with them to Canterlot, and a villain happens
  610. >Said villain is a powerful mage, they use their magic to swap Anon and the mane 6's bodies around
  611. >Teamwork and friendship win the day and everyone returns to their bodies
  612. >After a few days of acting kind of weird, Anon confides in Twilight that he really enjoyed being a mare
  613. >The brief time he was in one of their bodies just felt right, it was as if something clicked for him
  614. >Twilight vows to help Anon become a mare once again; permanently this time
  615. >However, she isn't able to just transform him directly into a mare
  616. >The necessary magics are kind of dangerous and aren't well understood
  617. >Since she isn't willing to risk testing them on Anon, they have to find a mare who'd be willing to permanently swap bodies with him
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  620.  
  621. >Anon comes to Equestria
  622. >Around the same time he shows up, a mare named Nonny also shows up in Ponyville
  623. >Nobody ever sees Anon around at night, and vice-versa for Nonny during the day
  624. >Nonny becomes a fixture of Ponyville's night life, and makes lots of new friends
  625. >Anon has a few of his own, but he isn't very outgoing and mostly sticks to himself
  626. >One night, after having some fun with her friends, Nonny leads them back to her house to teach them her omelette recipe
  627. >Except she takes them to Anon's house
  628. >Despite having obvious trouble operating the doors, cabinets, and appliances in Anon's human-sized house, she's adamant that she lives there
  629. >They ask her some questions about her past, and her answers sounds more like something Anon would say about being a human on Earth
  630. >Despite Nonny's insistence that she is, and has always been, a pony
  631. >A pony with a human family, human friends, and that grew up on a planet entirely populated by humans
  632. >As soon as the sun rises, she passes out right in the middle of the kitchen floor
  633.  
  634. >Anon wakes up in the middle of the kitchen floor, surrounded by strange mares, and with a skillet filled with smashed eggs in his teeth
  635. >They looked scared
  636. >He didn't remember drinking last night, but he must have had something pretty strong to wake up to this many frightened females
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  639.  
  640. >Anon decides he wants to join the Royal Guard
  641. >They think that he's got what it takes, and Celestia herself vouches for him
  642. >The only wrinkle is that the Guard is only open to Stallions
  643. >But that doesn't mean that Anon can't join
  644. >They give him an enchanted uniform that transforms him into a stallion while he wears it, and they welcome him aboard
  645. >On his first day on the job, he discovers that the Guard's primary duty isn't actually to guard the Princesses, it's to serve as an all-you-can-grope buffet for them
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  648.  
  649. >Cadence is agitated
  650. >Apparently the Crystal Empire has some bullshit tradition that nobody brought up until now
  651. >The Princess is supposed to be fucked by all of the Empires of-age, able-bodied citizens in the town square
  652. >It's supposed to promote unity between the citizens and their leaders or something
  653. >The thought of being passed around in a hundreds-strong bisexual gang-bang is precisely the last thing she wants, but apparently it's necessary to maintain the power of the Crystal Heart
  654. >It sounds like a contrivance of an inept erotic author, but there are references in historical documents
  655. >And illustrations
  656. >She shudders as she remembers the illustrations
  657. >While ruminating on her impending duty, Anon enters her chamber
  658. >As he comments that she's been acting strange all day and asks if she's alright, a thought occurs to the Princess
  659. >Perhaps someone else could be Princess Mi Amore Cadenza for the day?
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  662.  
  663. >Anon disagrees with the way Celestia is ruling Equestria
  664. >He thinks he could do a much better job himself
  665. >Shows up to Canterlot Castle with a mop and a trash can lid, gets immediately swatted away by her magic
  666. >Spends months building a Dark Knight style battlesuit and challenges her again
  667. >After a grueling battle that levels a sizeable portion of Canterlot, she finally tears the last piece of the suit off of him
  668. >Anon goes for his last resort:
  669. >He tickles her until she gives up
  670. >"Okay! Okay! You win! If you think you'll make such a great leader, be my guest!"
  671. >She blasts him with a spell and he becomes a pretty alicorn princess
  672. >She puts on a hat and floats over a suitcase from seemingly nowhere
  673. >"I'm taking a much-needed vacation. Call me when Anon inevitably fucks up."
  674. >She flies away as one of her advisors trots up to him
  675. >"Uh, Princess Anonymous, if I may? We need to discuss the matter of funding the repairs to Canterlot. This wasn't exactly in the budget, you see, and the council won't approve emergency borrowing without some serious concessions..."
  676. >...fuck, this was going to suck, wasn't it?
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  679.  
  680. >Anon stumbles across a giant flower in the Everfree
  681. >It smells really, REALLY good
  682. >As he gets closer to take in its intoxicating aroma, it suddenly envelops him, sealing tightly around him like a cocoon
  683. >The interior of flower fills up with a breathable liquid as he panics and struggles
  684. >He fades in and out of consciousness throughout his imprisonment in the bulb, noticing that something feels wrong about his body each time
  685. >Finally, the flower disgorges him onto the ground and retracts into the undergrowth
  686. >Anon is a pony
  687. >But, also a plant
  688. >Some kind of plant-pony?
  689. >All he knows is that he's shaped like a mare, but he's made of vines and colorful flowers
  690. >When he finds his way back into town, Twilight tells him that he's been gone for nearly three months, and that he's been transformed into an Alraune
  691. >He can move freely for the time being, but after a few weeks, he'll have to permanently take root somewhere
  692. >She promises to try and find a way to reverse it, but since the change was biological rather than magical, there isn't much hope for that
  693. >As he heads home, afraid for what may lie in his future, the Flower Trio surround him
  694. >They're amazed, alraunes are so rare, and unrooted ones even more so
  695. >One of them begins to gently prune some of Anon's more unruly vines and stems as the others plead for her to please, PLEASE take root in their garden
  696. >They promise to take good care of her, and nurture her until she grows big, strong, and beautiful
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  699.  
  700. >You're Anon in Equestria
  701. >You're best friends with the Mane 6 and the Princesses, because of course you are
  702. >Especially Celestia
  703. >The two of you were very close
  704. >One day as you and her are having a lovely tea time together, you're suddenly ripped away in a blinding flash of light
  705. >When your vision comes back, you're greeted by the sight of a cute little fillylestia
  706. >She had used a spell that brings people together in times of great need, and you were summoned as a result
  707. >It's an incredible ask, but she wants you to allow her to transform you into a copy of her so that you can take her place for the next week
  708. >Great things are to be expected of her soon, and she feels like she needs some time alone to prepare
  709. >She may not know it just yet, but you're going to owe her several unpayable debts in a few thousand years that you don't mind cashing in on now
  710. >The spell is cast, the two of you shake hooves, and Celestia gallops off into the distance
  711. >And you never see her again
  712. >After about a year of waiting for her to return, it slowly dawns on you that perhaps there was a reason that you got along so well with the Celestia you knew from the future
  713. >Many, many centuries in the future...
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  716.  
  717. "Twilight, why the fuck am I a filly?"
  718. >"Because I made you into one, you silly little cunt! Isn't it great?"
  719. "No, it's not great, I want my dick back."
  720. >"Oh, so you want dick?"
  721. "No, no, fucking NO, I clearly said I want MY dick you fucking horse, you know what I-"
  722. >"If it's dick that you're after, then I've got some great news for you!"
  723. "...what?"
  724. >"I've given you a physiological dependence on stallion cum! You need it to survive, like how normal ponies need food and water."
  725. "W-what!? Why the fuck would you-"
  726. >"But don't worry about it being hard to get, because I've also cast a spell that makes you irresistible to stallions. They'll be leading you behind buildings and imprisoning you in their basements to rape you practically as soon as you walk out that door!"
  727. "Why!? Why the hell would you do this? This is so ridiculously out of character for you that it's nonsensical!"
  728. >She opens up her mouth to respond
  729. >And then closes it
  730. >She scratches her chin as she looks around the room, as if the answer to your question was going to be written on one of the walls
  731. >Her face twists into confusion as she grabs a few books on psychology and quickly trots off to another room, locking the door behind her
  732. >You stand in the quiet of the Crystal Castle Playsetâ„¢ for a few moments
  733. >You can feel it
  734. >The thirst, the desperate need for semen
  735. >Your legs begin to shake
  736. >If Twilight isn't going to change you back...
  737. >...then you don't really have much of a choice...
  738. >A tear rolls down your cheek as you slowly head for the front door of the castle
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  741.  
  742. >Unbeknownst to either Luna or Celestia, Luna was pregnant when she became Nightmare Moon and was banished to the moon
  743. >This is a bit of a problem
  744. >The moon isn't exactly a great place to raise a foal
  745. >And sending it to Equestria is guaranteeing that Celestia will raise it and poison it's mind with her pro-sunshine propaganda
  746. >She hatches a brilliant scheme
  747. >It'll use up quite a bit of her remaining magic, however, delaying her one-hundred year escape plan by quite a bit
  748. >She sends the foal not only to another world, but into the future as well
  749. >That way she can recover him once she has escaped her captivity, then she can groom him to be the heir to her immortal kingdom of darkness
  750. >Fast forward a thousand years, Anon gets sucked through a horse portal
  751. >The now-reformed Luna is happy to finally be with the son she gave up all those years ago, Celestia is ecstatic to meet the new edition to her family
  752. >Now all that remains is to return him to his true shape and teach him about Equestria
  753. >Meanwhile, About thinks they're both insane
  754. >True, he never felt that he belonged back home, but there's no way his mom is a horse
  755. >And anyone who tries to turn HIM into a horse is getting punch right in the schnozzle
  756. >His refusal and outrage confuses the sisters
  757. >They aren't changing a human into a pony, they're restoring the true form of a pony who'd previously been transformed into a human
  758. >He should be happy
  759. >They decide to send Anon to Twilight for further analysis while Luna uses his dreams to show him that how happy he'll be once he becomes a pony
  760. >And to hopefully bond with her son after a millennia apart, of course
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  763.  
  764. >Twilight is secretly a filly fiddler
  765. >She's kept her feelings bottled up since she knows that acting on them isn't healthy
  766. >A Magical Mishapâ„¢ occurs, turning Anon into a cute little filly
  767. >A cute little filly with the mind of an adult, capable of giving informed, enthusiastic consent
  768. >A cute little filly who will be reverted back to adulthood soon, meaning anything that is done to them now will be totally consequence-free
  769. >Twilight sends Spike out before locking all the doors and closing all the drapes
  770. >She confesses her darkest secret to Anon and pleads with him to please allow her to indulge her sick fetish
  771. >He reluctantly agrees, and they do the deed
  772. >It becomes a regular thing for them, Anon willingly allows Twilight to turn him into a filly and then molest him
  773. >After finally being allowed to indulge in her fantasies, they begin to escalate
  774. >Anon starts to worry that he's letting Twilight take things too far, especially when she "jokingly" suggests bringing a stallion into their roleplaying
  775. >It comes to a head when Twilight drops a hell of a request
  776. >Rather than transforming him for a few hours as usual, she wants to keep him transformed for a few months
  777. >He'll be getting his first estrus soon, and she wants him to become her secret live-in sex slave until then
  778. >He would have to agree to give up his right to refuse consent, meaning that Twilight would totally be free to do the weird shit that he'd been refusing since the beginning
  779.  
  780. >The heavy sound of metal against metal rouses you from your fitful slumber
  781. >You haul yourself up into your hooves as light creeps into your hidden prison, illuminating the various toys and torture implements that litter the floor and walls
  782. >It has been almost two months since you agreed to play out Twilight's fucked up Josef Fritzl fantasy
  783. >Two months since you've been able to move out of the nine-foot semicircle allowed by the chain connecting you to the wall
  784. >The Purple Princess herself stands before you with a familiar hungry glint in her eyes
  785. >The kind of glint that means that you're ponut is going to bleeding before the day's out
  786. >"Good morning, slut."
  787. >Her magic grabs the chain around your throat and painfully drags you to her hooves
  788. >You cough and rub the sore spot around your neck
  789. >"I wasn't able to use you yesterday, so you're going to have to work twice as hard today. I hope you're thirsty, because I haven't used the restroom since-"
  790. "I want out."
  791. >"...What?"
  792. >You look up to find her staring back down with wide, surprised eyes
  793. "I don't want to do this anymore. You said this would last until my first estrus right? Well that ended a week ago."
  794. >She swallows a lump in her throat and raises a shaky hoof
  795. >"U-uh, um...B-but, I-I haven't, I mean-"
  796. "I've officially retracted my consent. If you keep me here any longer, you're committing a crime."
  797. >"...When we started all of this, you gave up your right to say 'no'..."
  798. "Yeah, while we were still playing out the fantasy. We're not doing that anymore, because I'm done participating."
  799. >You and Twilight hold eye contact for a painfully long time
  800. >Eventually, she breaks and looks away
  801. >And then takes a step back
  802. "...Twilight. Let me go."
  803. >She smiles weakly
  804. >"L-look, I know I've been rough on you the past few days..."
  805. >...oh no...
  806. >"And you're probably feeling a bit, you know, emotional..."
  807. >shit
  808. >"S-so it would probably be best if we both cooled off a bit, before either of us make any, um, rash decisions..."
  809.  
  810. "No, Twilight, I said I'm done! It's over, let me go!"
  811. >She carefully steps back towards the door to your dungeon
  812. "TWILIGHT!"
  813. >"Look, Anon, I'm...I'm sorry, but I'm sort of busy right now. I can't really...I can't let you go just yet."
  814. "Bullshit, just undo the chains! Take the collar off, you can do it right fucking now!"
  815. >She has the decency to at least look guilty as she turns her back to you and slowly climbs the stairs
  816. "FUCK YOU, TWILIGHT! You can't keep me here forever! People are going to start noticing how long I've been gone!"
  817. >She looks extremely uncomfortable as she responds
  818. >"Um, a-actually, I c-changed the story...they don't think you're on an errand in Minotaur territory anymore..."
  819. "...What did you tell them?"
  820. >She plasters a big, fake smile on her face
  821. >"I'm going to make you nice, big breakfast tomorrow, okay? And we can talk about all of this then, alright?"
  822. "LET ME GO, YOU FUCKING PURPLE PIECE OF SHIT!"
  823. >Her face falls into a mask of pure guilt and self-hatred as she slowly shuts the door
  824. >"...I'm sorry..."
  825. >You flinch at the clicking and dull thuds of the various locks on the other side being refastened
  826. >The scraping sound of the bookcase being slid back in place to hide your prison resonates through the darkness around you
  827. >You knew there was no use shouting; Twilight had used a special soundproofing spell to make sure that no sounds coming from inside the dungeon could reach the outside
  828. >As your weak legs give out and you lower yourself onto the cold, dirty floor, your grandfather's words echo in your mind:
  829. >"Never let a horse imprison you in their sex dungeon just because they say they're gonna let you out eventually. Horses are an untrustworthy sort of folk."
  830. >In your defense, you thought he was going senile at the time
  831.  
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  833.  
  834. >Anon loves his waifu
  835. >But his waifu doesn't really feel the same way
  836. >They're friends, but she doesn't return his affection
  837. >One day, Anon wakes up a mare
  838. >His waifu is there to comfort him
  839. >She's always been a good friend
  840. >But soon, things start to speed up in ways that he wasn't expecting
  841. >He confesses how he feels, how he has always felt
  842. >She says that she loves him too, and they end up spending the night together
  843. >Anon is on cloud nine
  844. >He finally has his beloved waifu, even if he has to be her waifu as well, rather than the husbando he expected
  845. >He's truly happy, possibly for the first time in his life
  846. >Meanwhile, said waifu is consumed by guilt
  847. >She really liked Anon, but not only was he a different species, he was a man
  848. >That tends to make relationships difficult for lesbians like her
  849. >She snuck behind his back and sought out forbidden magics to twist Anon into a form that made her comfortable without his consent
  850. >As much as she tries to tell herself that he'll be happier this way or whatever, she knows that she stole Anon's humanity and masculinity, and the guilt is threatening to tear her apart
  851.  
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  853.  
  854. >Filly somehow gets a hold of a tome of dark magic
  855. >Uses it to turn Anon into a copy of herself
  856. >The spell will revert itself if he passes her final exams for her
  857. >The spell also forces him to act like a polite, courteous little filly at all times, so beating the piss out of her until she turns him back isn't an option
  858. >He isn't even able to think of the phrase 'beat the piss out of', his magic-addled filly brain automatically censors it to '[TICKLE] the [LAUGHTER] out of'
  859. >Whatever, it's not like fourth grade horse schooling is going to be all that difficult
  860. >Except that it is, apparently
  861. >He doesn't even know how to 'sunshine' two fractions together
  862. >Considering how young the students are, the concepts can't be too difficult, but learning them in less than a week is virtually impossible
  863. >He's going to have to find a way to make it work, or he's in some d?e?e?p? ?s?h?i?t? [TALL FLOWERS]
  864.  
  865. >The school in question is a high-society, all-filly private boarding school with uniforms and incredibly strict rules
  866. >Anon can't live out his long-running fantasy of being the guitar-shredding rebel that powerslides into the world of the upper class and teaches them how to live because his filly brain is wired to be totally obedient
  867. >Even if he breaks a rule by accident, he's forced to report himself to the headmistress for punishment
  868. >Also, his tiny filly hooves can't hold an electric guitar
  869.  
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  871.  
  872. >Anon and Twilight are dating
  873. >They have a fairly active sex life, but it's pretty vanilla
  874. >Anon suspects that she's hiding something
  875. >One night as they're cuddling together, he finally decides to speak up
  876. "Twilight, is there anything special you want to try? I love you, and I want to help you fulfill your fantasies. Whatever it is, I'll do it."
  877. >Her eyes widen, and her pupils contact
  878. >"A-anything?"
  879. "Anything."
  880. >She swallows nervously
  881. >Sweat begins to drip down her forehead as her face is consumed by a dark red blush
  882. >"...What about a little...roleplaying?"
  883. >Anon smiles
  884. >She's so embarrassed over something so vanilla
  885. >It's really cute
  886. "I'd love to roleplay with you, Twilight."
  887. >She looks scared
  888. >She double checks the curtain over the window and stuffs a sheet under the door to dampen the sound
  889. >He puts a hand on her wither, and she recoils like a kicked dog
  890. "There's no need to be nervous, Twi. Now, what is your desire?"
  891. >He smiles warmly to put her at ease
  892. >"I-I want you to let me transform you into my father and then fuck me."
  893. >His smile fades
  894.  
  895. >Anon reluctantly agrees
  896. >He has a little trouble performing
  897. >It's an entirely unfamiliar body, and the circumstances are a bit uncomfortable for him
  898. >"...D-da-I mean, Anon? D-do you think we could switch?"
  899. "...You mean, like, you want to be on top?"
  900. >"No...I mean I want to switch bodies..."
  901. "What?"
  902. >"You don't look like you're enjoying this all that much...if you let me be your daddy, maybe you'll like being my precious little princess more?"
  903.  
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  905.  
  906. >Anon makes sweet love to his waifu
  907. >At the moment of climax, they switch bodies
  908. >Anon experiences the unique sensation of semen flowing through his cervix
  909. >They pull apart and freak out a bit
  910. >It's discovered that whenever Anon has sex with someone of the opposite sex, he switches bodies with them
  911. >But there are other rules attached as well, like that two bodies can't swap directly back
  912. >Anon, his waifu, and a few inadvertent volunteers have to work together to get everyone back into the correct body through the magic of delicious horse sex
  913.  
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  915.  
  916. >Anon is transported to Equestria
  917. >Becomes the little mare
  918. >The unicorn that did this to him seems to be mostly ignoring him
  919. >She levitates a collar to him and fastens it around his neck
  920. >Interrupts his stammering by booping his snoot
  921. >"Be good, okay?"
  922. >She manages to get him into a cage and levitates him out of the room into a more open area
  923. >They're in a pet store
  924. >She hangs a sign on his cage listing a price and trots behind the counter
  925. >Several ponies express interest in Anon
  926. >Or 'Sweet Treat' as the tag on his collar declares
  927. >They pretend not to hear or understand him as he tries to explain that he's been kidnapped and transformed against his will
  928. >After the customer leaves, the owner gives a treat to the dog in the cage next to his while loudly explaining to it that good pets that don't cause trouble with the customers get treats
  929. >More customers file in and out of the shop before one finally decides to buy Anon
  930. >They also pretend not to understand him as he tries to protest
  931. >After a few minutes of filling out paperwork and stuff, a reluctant Anon is lead out of the shop by the pony that now legally owns him
  932. >For the most part nobody bats an eye at the spectacle of an adult mare being led through town on the end of a leash
  933. >They even happen across another pony-owning pony
  934. >The owners strike up a conversation as the other pet is approaches Anon
  935. >"Hey, you from Earth too?"
  936. >"I was just cooking at home when suddenly I was a pony."
  937. >"It's actually not so bad, you know?"
  938. >"Three square meals a day, a roof over your head, a loving master to take care of you..."
  939. >"...I get that I probably sound crazy or something..."
  940. >"But you don't really have a choice in any of this, so you might as well just learn to accept it."
  941.  
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  943.  
  944. >Twilight turns Anon into a filly
  945. >Her attempts to return him to humanity don't work out exactly as she'd planned: now Anon is two fillies
  946. >Not two different fillies with Anon's memories, but Anon's consciousness is shared across two filly bodies
  947. >She tries again and again, before giving up after creating what is essentially a filly hivemind, with Anon's mind puppeteering ten cute little fillies
  948. >She tells him he's just going to have to figure this shit out himself since any further attempts to fix it on her own will probably make it worse
  949. >Surely having ten bodies, some of which are unicorns and pegasi, makes up for losing two hands and a dick, right?
  950.  
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  952.  
  953. >You're Anon on Earth
  954. >People are turning into ponies, and nobody really knows how it's happening
  955. >It comes to happen that you become a cute little mare
  956. >You quickly discover that your situation is really unique
  957. >Most people don't just transform like you did
  958. >Instead, they are reborn as foals inside of special mares that are known as 'matriarchs'
  959. >Which is what you now are
  960. >Whatever force is doing this has decided that you will make a perfect broodmare to usher in the ponification of mankind
  961. >Random humans will be reborn in your womb, but any man that inseminates you will be the next to be reborn
  962. >The pregnancy advances very quickly, allowing you to birth many, many new ponies in a short time
  963. >Despite the reborn ponies retaining their human memories, they all love you as their new mother
  964. >And you love them as your precious foals
  965. >Within the year, you have a large, loving family that continues to grow as the human population continues to shrink
  966.  
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  968.  
  969. >Twilight offers Anon the chance to come to Equestria
  970. >He becomes the cute little filly when he does
  971. "What the fuck!? Why!?"
  972. >"H-Hey, don't look at me, this wasn't my idea! I guess humans simply can't exist in Equestria without transforming into ponies. Although why you're a filly instead of a stallion is beyond me. I'll just send you back to Earth and-"
  973. "Whoa now, let's not get too hasty."
  974. >Anon decides to stay a filly so that he can live in Equestria
  975. >He'll need a legal guardian until he's grown into a mare, and Twilight is more than happy to oblige
  976. >At first they're basically just roommates, but then he starts to act really immature
  977. >She looks into it, and makes a troublesome discovery
  978. >His little filly brain is just as malleable and impressionable as a normal filly's, meaning that his new Equestrian experiences are shaping his personality, just like any other young filly or colt
  979. >He isn't losing his memories or anything, but by the time he grows up, he'll be a totally different person than who he was back on Earth
  980. >Anon is scared, Twilight holds him close, and they cuddle while they think of what they should do
  981. >Going back to Earth simply isn't an option for Anon, meaning they only really have one choice
  982. >Anon is going to have to learn to be a good little filly, even if it means he's going to have to forget how to be a man
  983. >And Twilight will be there for her, through every step
  984. >Like any mother would
  985.  
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  987.  
  988. >Anonmare used to be a human
  989. >All ponies used to be human
  990. >But that changed when a strange phenomenon swept across the Earth and transformed every last man, woman, and child into ponies
  991. >After searching for months, she finds somepony that claims to be able to restore her humanity
  992. >Unfortunately, step one of the process requires her old human memories, and those were quick to disappear after the ponification
  993. >Using what little memory she has left, she manages to find her way back to the place she once called home
  994. >There, she discovers that her old life may not have been as great as she had imagined it was
  995.  
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  997.  
  998. >Anon is ripped from his home by Queen Chrysalis
  999. >She informs him that from this point forward, he will be her love-collecting slave
  1000. >Instead of transforming him into a drone, she uses a different spell that transforms him into a stuffed plushtoy
  1001. >She explains that the love collected by her drones is so often tainted with lust
  1002. >The quickest way to a pony's heart is through their genitals, after all
  1003. >But there's nothing cleaner, more pure than the love of a little filly or Colt
  1004. >Love that they're so quick to give to their most cherished stuffed animals
  1005. >In order to ensure his cooperation, she adds a little extra caveat:
  1006. >Anon now needs love to survive, like a changeling
  1007. >If he doesn't get enough love, he will begin to lose mobility until he becomes a fully inanimate plush
  1008. >A prisoner within his own soft, cuddly body
  1009. >She boots him out of the cave that she's using as her new hive, points him in the direction of Ponyville and cheerily reminds him that the clock is ticking
  1010.  
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  1012.  
  1013. >Anon hears the story of AJ's parents
  1014. >He feels for AJ, asks Twilight if there's anything they can do
  1015. >She says no, but a mysterious visitor he meets that night says yes
  1016. >A spell is cast, and Anon falls unconscious
  1017. >When he wakes up, he's now Pear Butter
  1018. >And he's laying in bed next to Bright Mac
  1019. >After begrudgingly taking a deep, tongue-filled good-morning kiss from his new husband, He awkwardly fakes his way through breakfast and feigns illness as an excuse to hide from the family while they start the day, and the visitor comes to him again
  1020. >Tells him that it's either him or AJ's parents, and that they are going to give them a week to make that decision
  1021. >Then they vanish, leaving him trapped at Sweet Apple Acres in a mare's body
  1022.  
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  1024.  
  1025. >Outbreak of ponification across Earth
  1026. >The first sign of the oncoming changes is a cutiemark appearing on your ass, then twenty-four hours later you become a pony
  1027. >Anon finds a cutiemark one morning, signalling his fate
  1028. >His friends/family that are still human try to console him/quarantine him in case it's contagious/take him out for one last night on the town while he's human and can handle more than one beer
  1029. >His friends/family that are already ponies want to prepare him for his new life/convince him that being a pony is great and that there's nothing to be afraid of
  1030. >The warring factions practically tear him in half trying to get him away from the other side
  1031.  
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  1033.  
  1034. >Anon's having a hard time adjusting to life in Equestria
  1035. >The ponies try their best to make him feel welcome, but they still treat him different
  1036. >Over a year after settling down in Ponyville, he still feels like an outsider
  1037. >Discord offers him a chance to feel accepted by giving him a ring that will turn him into a pony
  1038. >Put it on to blend into the crowd, take it off to stand out again
  1039. >Anon decides that just giving it a try can't hurt, and slips it on
  1040. >He immediately turns into a cute little mare
  1041. >The incorrect gender isn't too big of a deal, since this is just temporary anyway
  1042. >The best part is that the transformation seems to alter the memories of everyone he's ever met, making them believe that he's always been a pony
  1043. >Great! He won't have to introduce himself again!
  1044. >He has a wonderful time hanging out with his friends in ways that he simply couldn't before, when they were all secretly afraid of being eaten or stepped on or whatever
  1045. >But he's had his fun for now, and decides to take the ring off
  1046. >Slight problem: he doesn't have fingers anymore
  1047. >Meaning that the appendage that the ring was wrapped around is no longer accessible
  1048. >After frantically searching all over his little pony body for wherever it could have possibly moved to, he realizes that he's been tricked by Discord
  1049. >Big fucking shocker
  1050. >Now he has to either somehow convince Discord to change him back, or somehow convince the mane six that he's an alien trapped in a mare's body and have them make Discord change him back
  1051.  
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  1053.  
  1054. >Anon uses fiendish witchcraft to travel to Equestria
  1055. >He checks himself out as soon as he arrives and sees that he's now a pony
  1056. >Just as planned
  1057. >Blue fur
  1058. >Rainbow Mane
  1059. >Chromatic lightning bolt cutiemark
  1060. >Not as planned; he's Rainbow Dash
  1061. >It's going to be hard to settle down in the countryside and find a nice stallion to start a family with if he's a famous hero or whatever
  1062. >He goes to examine himself in the mirror
  1063. >...fuck, that's a doorway, not a mirror
  1064. >Apparently he hadn't actually replaced RD like he had expected
  1065. >After staring dumbfounded for a few seconds, her lips spread wide in a shiteating grin
  1066. >"Oh my Celestia, this is AWESOME!"
  1067. >Rather than feel existential dread or even just questioning the circumstances, she immediately starts planning how to skip work and pull pranks using her new personal doppelganger
  1068. >As she starts dragging him away by the tail, Anon questions what sins he's committed for the universe to punish him with worst pony
  1069.  
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  1071.  
  1072. >Anon feels like an outsider despite the Mane 6's best efforts
  1073. >Pinkie can't stand to see someone sad, especially if they're consistently miserable
  1074. >She decides to change places with Anon for a few days, so that he can fit in and more easily socialize, but also so she can use his body for recon and learn why exactly it's so hard for him to adjust
  1075. >She's able to do this because reasons
  1076. >It's literally just like the flash animation layer that they're on gets flipped horizontally and they switch places on screen, thus swapping their minds somehow
  1077. >She puts his mane up in twintails, slaps a backwards baseball cap on him, covers up his cutiemark with a pink miniskirt, and tells him to tell everyone that he's her as-of-yet-unmentioned fourth sister Cutie Pie
  1078. >Anon is surprised to discover that everyone buys the story immediately
  1079. >Despite continuing to behave like a socially awkward weirdo, ponies are much friendlier to him then they were before, and he starts to come out of his shell as ponies include him in more activities
  1080. >Meanwhile Pinkie's having a rough time
  1081. >She's the same fun-loving bubbly pony that she always was, but now ponies aren't really responding the way she's used to
  1082. >Conversations are politely ended as quickly as they're started
  1083. >Nopony wants to sit next to her at Sugarcube Corner, or at the park, or on the train, or wherever
  1084. >Heads constantly turn as ponies who had been staring try to pretend otherwise when she looks their way
  1085. >When a filly tries to talk to her, her mother pulls it away while muttering something about not bothering 'it'
  1086. >After a few days of this, Pinkie feels defeated
  1087. >She doesn't know what to do to help poor Nonny
  1088. >Suddenly, across the street, a group of ponies burst out of SCC carrying 'Cutie Pie' on their withers
  1089. >He just won a pie-eating contest, and he's grinning ear to ear as his entourage chants his name
  1090. >He waves to Pinkie, and she waves back, smiling weakly
  1091. >...Maybe she already found a way to make him happy...
  1092.  
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  1094.  
  1095. >Anon is kind of a dick
  1096. >Generally, he's equally dickish to all, but Starlight tends to get the brunt of it
  1097. >She wishes he could just learn some basic empathy and some common fucking courtesy
  1098. >Traits that most ponies have in spades
  1099. >After he makes an unusually harsh dig at her, even by his standards, she snaps and decides to do something about his attitude problem by turning him into a little filly
  1100. >After casting the spell, she wobbles uneasily
  1101. >"H-hah, m-maybe now I can raise you...w-with some proper manners..."
  1102. >And then she collapses
  1103. >She wakes up a full day later to a frowning Twilight standing over her
  1104. >It turns out that a complete transformation spell like that takes a whole hell of a lot of magic; far more than most normal unicorns could even handle
  1105. >But transforming a magic-bereft being like a human into a magic-laden one like a pony is much worse
  1106. >Anon essentially sucked all of the magic out of her during his transformation, leaving her totally drained
  1107. >And unfortunately for Glim Glam, that draining is essentially permanent
  1108. >She may be able to regain the ability to cast basic telekinesis spells within a few years, but she'll never be able to wield the power she used to have
  1109. >Upon hearing this, Starlight basically shuts down
  1110. >Magic was all she had, and it's been taken away from her
  1111. >Anon is actually doing okay himself
  1112. >He was angry at first, but Starlight got her justice, and being a pony isn't really that big of a deal
  1113. >And since he now lives inside a children's cartoon show, he never really got to use his dick anyway
  1114. >He's prepared to go on with his new filly life, until Twilight tells him he has to live with Starlight
  1115. >He needs a legal guardian to avoid being labeled an orphan, and she needs help getting back onto her hooves
  1116. >Anon tries to argue, but Twilight just ignores him and starts filling out the paperwork
  1117. >Great
  1118. >First he gets turned into a horsechild, and now he has to take care of the shithorse that did it to him
  1119. >Perfect
  1120.  
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  1122.  
  1123. >A new pony shows up in ponyville
  1124. >She claims that she used to be something called a "hyoo-man", and that she was somehow changed against her will
  1125. >She isn't able to offer much more information than that since the process damaged her memories
  1126. >Twilight and her friends agree to help her
  1127. >Mostly out of kindness, of course, but her story seems strangely familiar
  1128. >Twilight casts a spell to restore the newbie's memories, and she gasps as they flood back in
  1129. >She remembers everything!
  1130. >Well, almost everything
  1131. >She remembers that she used to be a he, and that her name was Anonymous, but she still can't quite recall how she became a pony
  1132. >She tries to thank Twilight and her friends, but they don't respond
  1133. >After a few seconds of awkward silence, they all begin to freak out
  1134. >The spell restored their memories too; they were all also humans
  1135. >Not just them, but everyone else
  1136. >Equestria was once Earth, and all the ponies, griffons, zebras, etc were humans
  1137. >All their pony memories from before Nightmare Moon returned are fake
  1138. >The girls and Anon decide to work together to try and discover exactly what happened
  1139.  
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  1141.  
  1142. >Anon has been living in Equestria for years, and things are going great
  1143. >He has a house, a good-paying job, and lots of friends
  1144. >When a Magical Mishapâ„¢ irreversibly turns Anon into a little mare, he doesn't really expect much to change
  1145. >Ponies are kind, good-hearted folk; they embraced him with open forelegs when he was a weird monkey-alien, why would they treat him different now that he actually fits in?
  1146. >Except they do
  1147. >Friends who were drawn to him by his uniqueness start to drift away while others who steered clear of before are now much more accommodating
  1148. >As he watches old friendships slowly wither and die as new ones sprout from the ashes, he learns a valuable lesson about just how much appearances truly matter
  1149.  
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  1151.  
  1152. >Anon hates Nyx
  1153. >Like, way too much, to an unhealthy degree
  1154. >The cosmic force that controls the multiverse (probably Twilight) decides to teach him a lesson or whatever by turning him into Nyx and forcing him to live out Past Sins
  1155. >Anon is overjoyed
  1156. >Now he can destroy that autistic piece of shit fanfiction from the inside!
  1157. >Anon proceeds to derail the story in various shocking and humorous ways as Twilight has to struggle to somehow make it work and bring the story to its intended conclusion
  1158.  
  1159. _______________________________________
  1160.  
  1161. >Anon is an author
  1162. >He hasn't really hit the big times or anything, but he's put out a few positively-received books
  1163. >While trying to think up his next one, suddenly the idea to write a children's book about ponies comes to him seemingly out of nowhere
  1164. >He comes up with a protagonist, a mare named Creamy Treat who sells ice cream in a town called 'Ponyville', but gets stuck and calls it a night
  1165. >He has a rather vivid dream about Creamy Treat and uses it as inspiration to write the next morning
  1166. >This continues on for a short while before he starts to notice that he's been losing track of time lately
  1167. >And the dreams are becoming much more vivid
  1168. >Sometimes he gets confused about whether he's Creamy or Anon
  1169. >The dreams start getting lewder and lewder to the point that his manuscript becomes hardcore fetish porn as he writes
  1170. >Sometimes he's woken up by phonecalls from family and friends who haven't seen him in days, and he's beginning to see his pony counterpart in the edges of his vision
  1171. >He gets sick of it and trashes what he's already written and tries to just forget about it
  1172. >When he falls asleep, he's dismayed to discover that he's still there little mare in his dreams
  1173. >And even more so when he learns that his new masters won't let him wake up
  1174.  
  1175. _______________________________________
  1176.  
  1177. >Anon comes to Equestria
  1178. >He's welcomed with open forelegs
  1179. >As he meets with various ponies, he quickly deduces that he wasn't the first human to show up here
  1180. >Nobody seems to know what happened to them; they just seemed to disappear one day
  1181. >Twilight won't talk about it, but it's obvious that she knows something
  1182. >While snooping around the Crystal Treecastle Playsetâ„¢ looking for clues, he stumbles across a secret passage
  1183. >In the room beyond is a creature stuck halfway between a pony and a human
  1184. >It freaks out upon being discovered, and hides itself as Twilight pulls Anon away and closes the passage
  1185. >She explains that the human who came before you wanted to be a pony, despite Twilight's insistence about the dangers
  1186. >When she refused to help, they simply found someone who was more cooperative
  1187. >And considerably less skilled in magic
  1188. >Now they're stuck this way until Twilight can figure out how to fix it
  1189. >When Anon asks if there's anything he can do to help, she hesitates
  1190. >In order to either reverse or progress the transformation, she'll need to study transformation magic
  1191. >And in order to do that, she'll need a guinea pig
  1192. >Anon has to decide if he's willing to risk becoming an abomination in order to save someone who already went down the same path
  1193.  
  1194. _______________________________________
  1195.  
  1196. >Anon is hired by a marketing firm to help them promote the My Little Pony movie by dressing as one of the characters
  1197. >It's basically a fursuit, but nobody will be able to tell it's him in there anyway
  1198. >It fits well when he first puts it on, but it quickly begins to become uncomfortable as it seems to shrink
  1199. >He begins panicking as it continues to constrict around him, growing smaller and smaller until it forcibly reshapes his body
  1200. >Bones pop, tendons and ligaments stretch, and his skin fuses with the suit
  1201. >By the time the hellish experience is over, Anon and the suit are one
  1202. >Looking in the mirror, he just looks like one of the ponies from the show
  1203. >His boss comes in to check on him, and he's satisfied with the result
  1204. >When Anon's led out to play with the kids, he realizes that the transformation was mental as much as physical; he is now physically incapable of acting out-of-character
  1205. >On the outside he's a happy, fun-loving pony who just loves to make friends
  1206. >On the inside he's screaming in terror
  1207. >In order to escape his harrowing situation, he has to navigate convoluted mental gymnastics to find a way to act outside of his intended "programming"
  1208.  
  1209. _______________________________________
  1210.  
  1211. >Anon is bullying the Purple Princess
  1212. >He's chasing her around with a quesadilla or something equally stupid when he rounds a corner and she trips him
  1213. >Unfortunately, she miscalculated his velocity and trajectory, causing him to fall on top of her
  1214. >And her horn to stab him right in the gut
  1215. >They both freak out; Twilight calls for help as Anon tries to scoop his blood back into himself
  1216. >He goes to the hospital, where they easily patch him back up
  1217. >There were no complications, aside from the fact that a chip came off of Twilight's horn somewhere inside of him, and they weren't able to find it
  1218. >They assure him that alicorn isn't poisonous, and that he should be just fine anyway
  1219. >That night he begins to have strange dreams about Twilight, and when he wakes up he's embarrassed to discover that he sleepwalked into Twilight's room and crawled into bed with her
  1220. >They just laugh it off, but as time progresses the dreams get more vivid, and his behavior starts to become stranger
  1221. >He becomes more neurotic, and he takes a much larger interest in Twilight's science bullshit
  1222. >Where he was previously cynical and introverted, he begins making friends and helping people
  1223. >He reads through Twilight's personal collection of books, despite previously declaring reading the domain of homosexuals and liberals
  1224. >It's all starting to freak Twilight out a bit, but she's most concerned about Anon's declining health through all of this
  1225. >He's constantly coughing and scratching at his skin, and he's starting to have trouble walking
  1226. >When she peels back his bandage and discovers the patch of purple fur, her suspicions are realized
  1227. >Anon is turning into her, in both body and mind
  1228. >She has no idea how she's going to fix this, but at least if she doesn't figure out something soon, she's going to have some help
  1229.  
  1230. _______________________________________
  1231.  
  1232. >Anon is in an improv group with five other people
  1233. >They suck
  1234. >They're putting on a show (for their family and friends)
  1235. >Anon turns to one of his fellow showmen, only to discover that they're now a pony
  1236. >This is some fucking next-level improv
  1237. >He looks terrified, but he nervously attempts to keep the show going
  1238. >Anon turns to another of his troupe-mates, and they're now also a pony
  1239. >What the fuck
  1240. >They have to continue the show for some reason, while trying to figure out what the fuck is happening and somehow stop it before all six of them become ponies
  1241. >All while somehow seamlessly weaving everything into the show, so that their audience is none the wiser
  1242.  
  1243. _______________________________________
  1244.  
  1245. >IT'S THE FUTURE!!!1!!
  1246. >You and your friends are heading over to the VRcade to play
  1247. >You're the last to get into your pod, and you're hyped for some testosterone-fueled action with your bros
  1248. >The lid closes, the machine whirs to life, and you're transported to the corpse-strewn battlefields of-
  1249. >...a bedroom?
  1250. >The door bursts open, and about half a dozen pastel-colored foals rush in towards you
  1251. >"Mommy!"
  1252. >"G'morning, Mom!"
  1253. >"Mooom!"
  1254. >As they jump up on the bed to snuggle into you, you notice that you're also a horse
  1255. >A heavily pregnant horse
  1256. "W-what?"
  1257. >Your voice is soft and feminine
  1258. >A masculine chuckle catches your attention
  1259. >A large stallion is watching from the doorway with a lopsided smirk
  1260. >He swaggers towards you, and your heart skips a beat
  1261. >You don't feel threatened by the him, but for some reason you feel really intimidated
  1262. >He gently brushes his hoof along your muzzle, and you whimper
  1263. >"I don't get it. How can you keep gettin' more and more beautiful every day?"
  1264. >Before you can say anything, he presses his lips against yours
  1265. >Sparks course down your spine as he kisses you, paralysing you
  1266. >When you don't kiss back, he pulls away almost as confused as you
  1267. >"...You ain't Nick, are you?"
  1268. >You shake your head
  1269. >He smiles
  1270. >"Must'a been a mixup on the outside. Well, if you like what you saw here, there's always room in the herd~"
  1271. >Suddenly you're back in the pod, and a voice from the outside calls out to you
  1272. >"Sorry, I loaded the wrong program! Here you go!"
  1273. >You're thrust into the game alongside your friends, but you're still thrown for a loop
  1274. >You're too distracted thinking about what happened to be much help to them
  1275. >You apologize for your sub-par playing as you all split up and head home
  1276. >No matter how hard you try, you can't get it out of your head
  1277. >While tossing and turning in bed, you give in to your curiosity and call the VRcade operator to schedule a private session
  1278. >You'll just pop in, figure out what that shit was all about, and pop back out
  1279.  
  1280. _______________________________________
  1281.  
  1282. >Twilight is organising this year's My Little Human convention, and she's got a special treat for everyone
  1283. >After experimenting with the EqG mirror, she's managed to book the actual cast of the show to attend
  1284. >They draw in record numbers as fans travel from across the world to meet their favorite characters in person
  1285. >Anonymous, the show's resident butt monkey, is exiting the restroom when a quivering, nervous wreck of a unicorn mare is trying to talk to him
  1286. >As soon as he hears the word 'husbando', he rolls his eyes and walks away
  1287. >The mare leaps in front of him and desperately pleads for him to give her a chance
  1288. >He walks around her and continues towards the panel on shitposting that he's supposed to be hosting
  1289. >Her horn flashes, and he falls unconscious
  1290. >He wakes up chained to the wall in her bedroom
  1291. >As she tries to justify the kidnapping by saying how they are soulmates, he notices that his hearing is much better than it was before
  1292. >He reaches up to discover that he now has pony ears
  1293. >The unicorn explains that if he stays a human, then Princess Twilight and the authorities will certainly find him and make him go back
  1294. >But they wouldn't be looking for a stallion!
  1295. >She isn't a exactly a magical progeny, and the spells are all old and incomplete, so the process will be very slow
  1296. >But it will give her enough time to prove to him that they are meant to be together
  1297. >Anon has to find a way to escape this crazy bitch before he's trapped on the alien horse planet as an alien horse
  1298.  
  1299. _______________________________________
  1300.  
  1301. >Anon is brought to Equestria to become a pony
  1302. >After the transformation is complete, he has become a stallion
  1303. >He wanted to become a mare
  1304. >He explains this to the unicorn that transformed him, but they regretfully inform him that they can't do that
  1305. >Transformation magic is pretty dangerous, and using it on the same person more than once pretty much guarantees that they'll be corrupted into an abomination
  1306. >Anon is sad
  1307. >At least he's a pony
  1308. >While moping at a cafe, three cute mares come up to him and ask what's wrong
  1309. >He tries to brush them off, but they're insistent
  1310. >After he explains his story to them, they all glance back and forth between themselves and smile
  1311. >"You know, you can still be a pretty mare, even if you don't necessarily have the right...equipment."
  1312. >"Yeah, what do you think of us? Do you think we're pretty? Well, we're just like you!"
  1313. >"Just come with us, and we'll make you into the hottest mare in town!"
  1314.  
  1315. _______________________________________
  1316.  
  1317. >Anon meets a cute girl at the supermarket
  1318. >They go on a few dates and fall in love
  1319. >After a while, she reveals that she's actually a horse in disguise
  1320. >She's a pony from Equestria, and she has to go back soon before the portal closes forever
  1321. >Anon offers to go with her, but she dismisses the idea
  1322. >Humans can't exist in Equestria, and Ponies can't exist on Earth
  1323. >She became a human when she stepped through the portal, and he would become a pony if he were to do the same
  1324. >Anon insists that he doesn't care; he just wants to be with her
  1325. >She's delighted that he's willing to do this for her, and they hold hands as they step through the portal together
  1326. >Now a horse in Equestria, Anon must adjust to his new body's limitations and advantages as he and his partner start building their life together
  1327. >TG optional
  1328.  
  1329. _______________________________________
  1330.  
  1331. >Anon lived through the Cuddly Doom scenario
  1332. >He managed to hold out for a long time, but they found him eventually
  1333. >They bust down his door, dodge his flailing limbs, and viciously tackle-hug him
  1334. >As soon as he feels fur against his bare skin, he gives up struggling
  1335. >It's over
  1336. >He feels strangely at peace as he gives in
  1337. >Strange, he thought he would have felt something by now
  1338. >After being cuddled by multiple ponies for several minutes to no effect, he asks how long it's supposed to take
  1339. >Not this long, they respond
  1340. >After a few more minutes just to be sure, Anon jumps up and begins loudly gloating
  1341. >He's immune!
  1342. >The ponies leave saddened and disappointed, especially the ponies who had been following him this entire time
  1343. >Anon enjoys his immunity for several months
  1344. >He can now move freely, and there are plenty of ponies to patronizingly pet and belittle
  1345. >Soon, however, the weight of his situation begins to dawn on him
  1346. >He may very well be the last human in Earth
  1347. >All of his friends and family are ponies, he's even tracked them down to confirm it
  1348. >It's been almost a year since he's seen another human
  1349. >When he hears rumors of a protected compound of humans living underground in an abandoned missile silo, he drops everything to join them
  1350. >Only to find a thriving community of friendly and welcoming ponies
  1351. >To a point
  1352. >Like all ponies, he can't really connect with them
  1353. >They're instinctually driven to convert any humans they see; being unable to do that is like having a powerful itch that can't be scratched
  1354. >When the last of his leads dry up, he tracks down a powerful unicorn healer
  1355. >She's surprised to see a human, especially one willing to walk into a village full of ponies
  1356. >She's even more surprised at why he's there:
  1357. >He wants her to make him a pony, no matter what it takes
  1358.  
  1359. _______________________________________
  1360.  
  1361. >Twilight accidently fillys Anon
  1362. >She feels terrible about it, and promises to make Anon human again, no matter what
  1363. >But Anon doesn't believe her
  1364. >He read the Anonfilly threads back on /mlp/, he knows what Twilight's game is
  1365. >He had actually started to think that the stories weren't true, but it seems Twilight was merely biding her time to fillify him when he was least expecting it
  1366. >He knows that the second he lets his guard, she's gonna start beating him, brainwashing him, and whoring him out to every Stallion in town
  1367. >Well not today, bitch
  1368. >Meanwhile, Twilight's starting to get even more worried
  1369. >Anon was such a nice guy before, but now he's really mean
  1370. >She can understand being angry about his situation, but she's never heard him say anything like the hateful, spiteful insults that he's hurling at her
  1371. >Had the transformation somehow altered his mind as well?
  1372. >She decides that before she can start working out how to make him human again, she had better fix whatever's wrong with his brain first
  1373.  
  1374. _______________________________________
  1375.  
  1376. >Ponies don't actually reproduce through standard mammalian reproduction
  1377. >Instead, they can only reproduce by bringing a human over from Earth and transforming them into a foal
  1378. >It can't just be any human, though; it's very rare for a human to be compatible in the first place, but that human has to also be compatible with both of the parents
  1379. >Anon just so happens to be one of those rare few
  1380. >He's brought over by a family planner to meet the ponies who want to become his new parents
  1381. >He's also shown what he would look like after the transformation
  1382. >It's a filly, because of course it is
  1383. >Anon obviously refuses, and demands to be sent back home
  1384. >While it's technically illegal to transform him against his will, the family planner is allowed to keep Anon in Equestria for 'counseling' almost indefinitely
  1385. >Anon is held captive while the hopeful parents-to-be desperately try to convince him to reconsider
  1386. >Of the seven billion humans on Earth, he's the only one that's compatible with both of them
  1387. >If he won't be their foal, then they don't get a second chance
  1388.  
  1389. _______________________________________
  1390.  
  1391. >Anon becomes filly
  1392. >Nobody exactly knows how to handle the situation, and everyone end up walking on eggshells around him and treating him differently
  1393. >Anon is moping when Applebloom comes across him
  1394. >She convinces him to come play with her, and he has a surprising amount of fun
  1395. >Applebloom acts so naturally around him, he can almost forget what has happened to him
  1396. >Sure, she makes him feel more like a filly than a man, but it's better than feeling like a cross-bred freak
  1397. >She invites Anon over to her house, and he's pleasantly surprised to find that AJ, Mac, and Granny Smith all treat him normally
  1398. >Again, like a normal filly, but he'll take what he can get
  1399. >He starts spending more and more time with the Apples, to the point that he's sleeping at the farm more than in his own bed
  1400. >Eventually, AJ offers to let Anon stay with them indefinitely
  1401. >She wants Anon to become part of the Apple family
  1402. >Applebloom calls him 'sis', and he realizes that maybe he's let things go a little too far
  1403. >Even if getting to this point felt so good
  1404.  
  1405. _______________________________________
  1406.  
  1407. >Anon becomes a filly
  1408. >Less than 24 hours later, he's kidnapped and brought to a filly brothel
  1409. >His room is surprisingly nice; he was expecting a dirty concrete cell
  1410. >They send in his first customer, and Anon readies his dick-biting muscles
  1411. >It's a cute, older mare
  1412. >She cooks him a grilled cheese sandwich, they roleplay a conversation about what's happening at school lately, and then they cuddle together for a nap
  1413. >His next customer is a younger stallion who wants to play board games with his 'little sis'
  1414. >After a few more customers along the same lines, he's sent to bed to rest up for the next day's work
  1415. >Anon is more confused than anything
  1416. >They called it a brothel, and he was definitely kidnapped
  1417. >Burlap sack and everything
  1418. >Is this some kind of fast-food McOrphanage?
  1419. >He decides that there isn't really much to do except play along until Twilight and Friendsâ„¢ find him and break him out
  1420. >He'll miss his customers, though, they seemed really nice
  1421.  
  1422. _______________________________________
  1423.  
  1424. >Twilight is working on a spell in her Castle Playset
  1425. >Anon is there because he usually tends to hang out around Twilight a lot in these stories
  1426. >A Magical Mishapâ„¢ occurs, causing a large explosion
  1427. >Twilight is fine, but when she can't find Anon anywhere, she assumes the worst
  1428. >He isn't subject to the same cartoon physics that she is, so explosions would most likely be fatal
  1429. >She starts to panic as she studies the scene of the accident
  1430. >She can't find any evidence of him in the room, no blood, no tissues, no scraps of black suit, nothing
  1431. >What did the magic do to him?
  1432. >Did it destroy him without a trace, or merely teleport him away?
  1433. >She begins having strange dreams about Anon
  1434. >Unsurprising, since she's currently wracked with guilt over him
  1435. >After a few days, he's declared missing and the case is handed over to the guard
  1436. >Twilight spends the next few weeks studying exactly what could have happened and reexamining her work
  1437. >She starts to get sick, and the dreams keep coming
  1438. >Eventually she goes to the doctor over her symptoms
  1439. >"Well, Ms. Sparkle, I can't speak to the dreams you've been having, but the illness is simply morning sickness. You're pregnant!"
  1440. >...
  1441. >Twilight thinks she knows what happened to Anon now
  1442.  
  1443. _______________________________________
  1444.  
  1445. >Anon helps the Power Ponies out
  1446. >They make him a member of the team
  1447. >When he puts on the suit he's transformed into a cute, trapish colt
  1448. >When he takes the costume off, he doesn't become human again
  1449. >They promise to work the kinks out later, but for now they have an adventure to do
  1450. >Anon quickly learns his role in the team
  1451. >Namely being kidnapped and molested by the villain to provide motivation for the Power Ponies
  1452. >As the Maneiac bears down over his partially stripped form, her writhing and squirming hair-tentacles groping at the air as they prepare for rape, he curses himself for getting out of bed that day
  1453.  
  1454. _______________________________________
  1455.  
  1456. >You and few Anons are chilling after getting done gang-"raping" Anonfilly
  1457. >She's all tuckered out, and has already fallen asleep
  1458. >She's curled up in your lap, her ears twitching every now and again
  1459. >She's so goddamn cute
  1460. >The cuteness is somewhat marred by the knowledge that she's absolutely stuffed with cum
  1461. >You reach down and gently stroke her mane
  1462. >And then pull it away when you feel jizz
  1463. >...fuck it, it's probably yours anyway
  1464. >You run your fingers over her scalp as the other two Anons are talking about some upcoming Parent-Teacher conference or something
  1465. >"I can't take her, I'm going to Canterlot to act out a one-shot for /sun/"
  1466. >The other Anon shakes his head
  1467. >"Nuh-uh, I ain't doin' that shit. I only signed up for this so I could nut in a filly's mouth without going to jail."
  1468. >You look back down to the cum-streaked filly in your lap
  1469. >Her back legs gently kick as she dreams
  1470. >Hnnnnng
  1471. >Seriously though, she's in dire need of a fucking bath
  1472. "I'll take her. My story stopped updating like three months ago. I think it's safe to say that I'm free to play Dad from now on."
  1473. >They throw a few half-hearted insults your way for your sentimentality as you scoop Anonfilly up and cuddle her close to your chest
  1474. >When she nuzzles into your neck, you nearly have a heart attack
  1475. >...You're going to have to find a drycleaners who doesn't ask questions after this
  1476.  
  1477. _______________________________________
  1478.  
  1479. >Twilight transforms Anon into a filly
  1480. >Because of the differences between the human brain and the pony brain, his mind doesn't quite make it through the process intact
  1481. >He can't talk anymore, only able to communicate through grunts and other simple noises
  1482. >He doesn't really understand a lot of the stuff that used to make sense
  1483. >His emotions aren't particularly stable; it isn't very hard to make him upset these days
  1484. >He doesn't like meeting new ponies anymore
  1485. >New experiences are much scarier now on the whole
  1486. >The only pony he really likes is Twilight
  1487. >She was there since the beginning, the first pony he laid eyes on when he became a filly
  1488. >Just being near her makes him feel safe, and feeling safe makes him feel happy
  1489. >Twilight is distraught
  1490. >She did this to poor Anon
  1491. >She dare not turn him back; who knows what damage could be done by transforming his brain a second time?
  1492. >She simply does her best to take care of Anon
  1493. >It takes a lot of patience and love, but she soon falls into a comfortable groove with Anon
  1494. >Until the school year starts, and they're both kicked right out of that groove and into unfamiliar territory
  1495.  
  1496. _______________________________________
  1497.  
  1498. >Anon lives in Equestria
  1499. >Not because he was brought there as an adult, but because he was born there
  1500. >Due to some sort of one-in-a-googolplex chance, he was born as a human to his pony parents
  1501. >His dad leaves immediately, thinking that she probably cheated on him with a monkey or something, so she has to raise him by herself
  1502. >He's bullied and ridiculed all throughout his childhood for being different
  1503. >His mom doesn't get off much better; rumors abound about what she must have done to get impregnated with that creature
  1504. >When he overhears her crying herself to sleep, lamenting that she couldn't have had a normal foal, Anon decides enough is enough
  1505. >He packs up a few changes of clothes and some food, and sets out to figure out how to become a pony so that he can finally be normal
  1506. >Little does he know he's being watched by powerful beings
  1507. >Beings who think he'd make a finer member of their own kind then some boring pony
  1508.  
  1509. _______________________________________
  1510.  
  1511. >Anon appears in Equestria
  1512. >Equestria has a dimensional immigration policy
  1513. >Namely, that Equestria is for ponies, and only ponies
  1514. >(And griffons, and seaponies, and yaks, and buffalo, etc etc)
  1515. >If Anon wants to stay, he has to transform into a local
  1516. >Otherwise, he has to leave
  1517. >Unfortunately, extradimensional travel isn't an exact science
  1518. >If the destination doesn't already have some kind of fixed portal, then traveling to other worlds is completely random
  1519. >Since he doesn't want to risk being trapped in a world comprised entirely of dicks, Anon opts to transform and stay
  1520. >Transformation requires a literal rebirth, meaning that he has to grow into his new body within a womb
  1521. >Meaning that he needs to find a new mommy
  1522. >Dozens of mares (as well as females of other species) come forward to volunteer
  1523. >Some are sympathetic to the poor dear and just want to help, some of them can't have children normally, some don't have time to find a stallion to impregnate them, and some simply think that an alien would make an interesting child
  1524. >Among them are some of the parents of the mane six looking to give their kids a new sibling, and even a few of the mane six themselves
  1525. >Anon has a week to choose before Princess Celestia kicks him through a portal to God knows where
  1526.  
  1527. _______________________________________
  1528.  
  1529. >Be ranch hand Anon
  1530. >Ride your horse out into the pasture
  1531. >Weird glowing cloud suddenly envelops the both of you, and you fall unconscious
  1532. >"Master? Are you okay? Wake up!"
  1533. >Someone with a soft, feminine voice is shaking you
  1534. >You open your eyes, and are greeted by the sight of a pastel cartoon pony
  1535. >She smiles
  1536. >"You're okay! I was so worried, master!"
  1537. >Master?
  1538. >Why does she keep calling you master?
  1539. >You reach up to rub your face, only to discover a hooves where your hands once were
  1540. >What the fuck!?
  1541. >You jump up and quickly look yourself over
  1542. >You aren't a human anymore, you are now a cartoon pony stallion
  1543. >Wait
  1544. >The pony who woke you up kept calling you master
  1545. >You weakly say the name of your horse, and the mare tilts her head
  1546. >"Yes?"
  1547. >This is fucking weird
  1548. >You decide to try and find some help, and trots happily behind you
  1549. >She keeps sniffing and rubbing against you, and you have to keep gently pushing her back a bit
  1550. >She was always pretty feisty
  1551. >When you find a town, you're somewhat disheartened to discover the inhabitants are all ponies as well
  1552. >They seem surprisingly unfazed by your extraordinary tale, and they refer you to the giant Crystal Castle on the edge of the town
  1553. >Princess Twilight, the owner of the castle, promises to try and help you, and offers the both of you a place to stay in the meantime
  1554. >She leaves the two of you alone as she goes to retrieve a book, and your horse scooches up to your side
  1555. >She was always affection back home, but she's been laying it on thick ever since you got here
  1556. >"Master?"
  1557. >Her voice is quivering with excitement
  1558. >"Do you think, since we're the same now, that we can finally be mates?"
  1559. >...fuck, this is only going to get weirder
  1560.  
  1561. _______________________________________
  1562.  
  1563. >Be Anon
  1564. >Just finished posting your sixteenth masturboop.jpg thread when a blinding flash of light whisks you away to Horseland
  1565. >You take a look at yourself and sigh wearily as you see the green fur and black mane
  1566. >Of course you'd be stuck here as a shit-tier OC
  1567. >There are apple trees all around you
  1568. >Perfect
  1569. >Sweet Apple Acres, the default start for talentless hack writers
  1570. >You stomp your way towards the house in the distance so that you can go ahead and get meeting Applejack out of the way before you-
  1571. >That's not Applejack
  1572. >A pregnant Pear Butter smiles at you when you step out of the treeline
  1573. >She tries to ask you where you came from, and you completely fumble your answer
  1574. >She gets the impression that you're some kind of orphan who snuck into the orchard for food
  1575. >You're invited into their home, and introduced to Bright Mac, lil' Big Mac, and filly AJ
  1576. >They feed you, clean you up, and give you a room to stay in
  1577. >Pear Butter gives you a goodnight kiss and turns out the light, and you're left alone with your thoughts
  1578. >Since Twilight won't be the powerful wizard from the show for probably about a decade, then you're probably stuck here
  1579. >And the Apple family really seemed like they were planning on taking you in permanently
  1580. >Which sort of brings your attention to the elephant in the room
  1581. >They're going to die, and you're the only one who knows
  1582. >But you don't know how, or when it's going to happen
  1583. >You have an obligation to your new horse family to try and save them
  1584. >The moment Applebloom is born, you're going to have to be ever vigilant
  1585. >You'll just have to cross your nonexistent fingers that you don't fuck up the timeline in the process
  1586.  
  1587. _______________________________________
  1588.  
  1589. >Anon meets a nice pony named Amber
  1590. >She invites him over to her house for lunch
  1591. >And then she eats him
  1592. >Her body splits apart into countless tentacles and fanged maws as he's pulled inside and torn apart down to the cellular level, obviously killing him
  1593. >And then he wakes up
  1594. >He discovers that he isn't himself anymore
  1595. >His body is now that of a filly, but more than that, his mind is...
  1596. >Different
  1597. >Amber says that she wanted a daughter, which basically just means more of herself
  1598. >She explains that he isn't really a separate entity from her, he's just an offshoot of her that's been loaded up with Anon's memories so that it can convincingly act as a separate being
  1599. >It's the horrifying alien shape-shifter equivalent of drawing a face on your hand
  1600. >Anon proceeds to have a existential meltdown while Amber plans a day of fun mother-daughter activities
  1601.  
  1602. _______________________________________
  1603.  
  1604. >Be Anon
  1605. >You're in class doodling in your notebook instead of learning
  1606. >When words start to appear on the page, you freeze
  1607. >'Dear Princess Twilight, today I learned a valuable lesson about not using exact change when there are people waiting in line behind me at the store. It's been a slow week.'
  1608. >As the text continues to appear, you notice your notebook beginning to get very hot
  1609. >The words begin to burn through, sending a column of smoke upwards
  1610. >"Anon, what in God's name are you doing!?"
  1611. >Before you can answer, your notebook explodes into a blinding flash of light
  1612. >It takes a few seconds for your vision to return, but when it does, you don't see the classroom anymore
  1613. >Instead, you're in a somewhat sparsely decorated apartment
  1614. >You discover that you're now a yellow-skinned girl
  1615. >You rush for the bathroom, and the mirror reveals your ketchup and mustard hair and aqua eyes
  1616. >What the fuck!?
  1617. >At least you're cute...
  1618. >During your freakout you find a book laying on your (her?) desk
  1619. >It has the same text that appeared on your notebook written in it
  1620. >Flipping through it, you see that it's mostly diary-style entries addressed to 'Princess Twilight', but there also seems to be actual correspondence
  1621. >It's a bit farfetched, but less so than what has just happened to you
  1622. >You grab a pen and start writing
  1623. 'Hello? Is anyone there?'
  1624. >After about a minute or so of waiting, you get a response
  1625. >'Hey Sunset, what's up?'
  1626. >You explain who you are and what happened
  1627. >The response is immediate
  1628. >'Stay calm, I'll try to help you however I can. It'll be about a week before I can get through the portal again, so you're going to have to cover for Sunset in the meantime. I don't want my friends to panic, so please read through the diary and see if you can learn enough about Sunset enough to take it. If you can't, just avoid them or something.'
  1629. >She signs off to research your situation and figure out what happened to the girl who's body you're currently in, leaving you alone
  1630. >Well fuck
  1631.  
  1632. _______________________________________
  1633.  
  1634. >Pear Butter and Bright Mac are making a late night delivery when a freak storm rolls in
  1635. >Everyone assumed that they died, but they actually ended up being teleported to earth and becoming human
  1636. >They never gave up hope of returning home one day, but in the meantime they needed to establish some sense of normalcy until that happens
  1637. >They have another child together, and name him Anonymous
  1638. >A few years later, the path home opens up and they are able to escape back to Equestria with kidAnon in tow
  1639. >They're ponies again; they're practically in tears when they sees the orchards that they had left behind
  1640. >Anon is freaking out, however
  1641. >His parents never told him about their horse lineage because they thought it would only create trouble for him on Earth
  1642. >Which means that he was never mentally prepared to turn into a pony and leave the world he knew behind
  1643. >They comfort him the best they can while they return to the farm
  1644. >The Apple family tearfully reunite, and even Grandpear is there to see the daughter he'd thought he'd lost so long ago
  1645. >And of course they're happy to meet the new addition to the family, even if he's a little scared and confused right now
  1646. >They all do their best to get him adjusted to Equestria, and Applebloom makes it her mission to help her new little brother earn his cutie mark
  1647.  
  1648. _______________________________________
  1649.  
  1650. >You wake up in a strange, crystalline room
  1651. >A purple cartoon pony is standing over you, smiling
  1652. >"Hey there, sleepyhead. You've been asleep for a very long time."
  1653. >She can talk?
  1654. >For some reason, that feels wrong
  1655. >"You caught swamp fever, and it progressed through to it's final stages...It must have happened a long time ago, because you grew very big! But you're okay now. You're a pony again."
  1656. >What is she talking about?
  1657. >You look down to look at your...
  1658. >...hooves...
  1659. >You don't remember much about yourself, but somehow you know that isn't right
  1660. >You heart begins to race, and you start hyperventilating
  1661. "W-what did you do to me!?"
  1662. >She flinches
  1663. >"Huh? I cured you. You turned into a tree, but I made you a pony again."
  1664. >Sweat begins to slide down your forehead as your world swirls
  1665. "N-no, I'm not supposed to be a pony, I-I'm...I'm"
  1666. >You tap your hooves against your temples in frustration as your memories fail to materialize
  1667. >Only one detail from your past comes back to you
  1668. >You whip your head towards the purple pony who did this to you
  1669. "C-Celestia! Where is Celestia!?"
  1670. >Your chest is heaving as you latch onto her
  1671. "Please, this is wrong, everything is wrong! Where's Celestia!?"
  1672. >She looks almost as scared as you
  1673. >Her horn flashes purple, and you suddenly feel very, very tired
  1674. "I-I'm not a pony...I'm not..."
  1675. >As your consciousness fades, her warm, smiling face appears before your mind's eye, and your fear grows
  1676. >Would she recognise you?
  1677. >Would she remember you, even if you didn't?
  1678.  
  1679. _______________________________________
  1680.  
  1681. >Be Anon in Equestria
  1682. >Your pony waifu catches swamp fever
  1683. >It progresses to the point that she has leaves and sticks coming out of her, and her back left hoof has rooted itself into the ground
  1684. >Your local medical professionals have no answers, so you hit up there nearest witch doctor
  1685. >They say that while the disease has no known cure, there is a way around it
  1686. >Simply transform her back into a pony
  1687. >Despite her just describing it as a simple solution, however, she says that it won't be that simple
  1688. >Transformation magic requires a distilled transformational essence, and the only way to get that is to extract it from somebody who's been transformed
  1689. >It seems like a bit of a catch-22, but she reminds you that Equestria is packed with horrifying diseases that will transform their victim into various plants and creatures
  1690. >All they need to do is find one that is capable of infecting a human, preferably one that will leave him in a form he's happy to spend the rest of his life trapped in, and then extract the essence once the transformation has run its course
  1691.  
  1692. _______________________________________
  1693.  
  1694. >Be Anon
  1695. >You fucked around with twilight while she was experimenting with magic, and you got zapped
  1696. >It happens from time to time
  1697. >Based on how weird your body feels, you guess that you're a pony again
  1698. >And based on the large size of Twilight's annoyed face above you, you're probably a foal
  1699. >"Well, you got yourself turned into a filly again. Are you happy?"
  1700. >This mare has infinite patience for your antics
  1701. >Suddenly you get an idea
  1702. >You put on your best 'confused and scared' look
  1703. "Wha- who are you? W-where am I? Who am I!?"
  1704. >Her irritated glare fades into confusion
  1705. >"Huh? Do you...not remember anything?"
  1706. >You whimper pathetically and nod
  1707. "I don't know what's going on! Are...are you my mommy?"
  1708. >She stares for a few seconds
  1709. >And then smiles sympathetically
  1710. >"Y-yeah, yes I am your mommy. Come here sweetie, mommy will take care of you until she can help you remember everything."
  1711. >You run into her forelegs and she hugs you tightly
  1712. >You squeeze her and hum into her neck
  1713. >You don't exactly have an endgame here; the idea just came to you when you noticed that you were a filly
  1714. >For now, you'll just wait and see how far Twilight is willing to go with this
  1715.  
  1716. >You're Twilight, and you can smell Minotaur excrement from a mile away
  1717. >The spell that Anon was hit with would never be able to erase memories
  1718. >He never passes up on an opportunity to mess with you and your friends
  1719. >As much as you hate to admit it, however, you actually kind of find his bizarre behavior and """pranks""" to be kind of entertaining
  1720. >Sort of
  1721. >You have no idea what he has planned, but you decide to play along
  1722. >For now, you'll just wait and see how far Anon is willing to go with this
  1723.  
  1724. _______________________________________
  1725.  
  1726. >Anon wants to know what being a pony is like
  1727. >Discord is willing to help
  1728. >He can give Anon an item that will transform him into a pony while worn, and transform him back into a human when removed
  1729. >Anon accepts; it sounds like a pretty good deal
  1730. >Discord snaps his fingers, and Anon becomes a qt3.14 mare
  1731. >The first thing that he notices is the powerful, simulating vibrations deep within his ass
  1732. >It turns out that the wearable item that Discord have him is a vibrating buttplug
  1733. >If he wants to be a pony, it has to stay in the entire time
  1734. >The good news is that the plug is enhanced with special magic so that he can leave it in as long as he likes: hours, days, weeks, months, maybe even years
  1735. >The only limitation on his pony time is his own personal tolerance for both the vibration and the toy's sizable girth
  1736. >And no, he will never get used to it
  1737. >The bad news, however, is that Anon is an earth pony
  1738. >Meaning that he doesn't really have any way to remove it himself
  1739. >Meaning that he'll have to ask someone to take it out for him
  1740. >Meaning that pony will be there when he transforms back into a human, revealing his true identity to them
  1741. >And if he ever wants to be a pony again in the future, he'll have to shove the plug back into himself
  1742. >Discord waves the quivering little mare goodbye as he vanishes
  1743. >Anon questions why he would ever trust Discord with something like this as he fruitlessly tries to pry the plug out on the corner of a table
  1744.  
  1745. _______________________________________
  1746.  
  1747. >Anon and Anonfilly cuddle
  1748. >It turns Anon into a filly as well
  1749. >They realize their power and head over to Anon's house next door to cuddle him
  1750. >He becomes filly
  1751. >They all three head across town to Anon's house so that they can cuddle him too
  1752. >He becomes filly, as his predecessors did before him
  1753. >The Anonfillies travel across town, snuggling Anons until they have a rather sizable herd going
  1754. >They arrive at the home of the last Anon in Ponyville and knock on his door
  1755. >"Open up! We're going to snuggle you so that you can be a filly too!"
  1756. "Fuck off."
  1757. >They all try to get him to open up so that he can become filly, but he always responds the same way:
  1758. >Some variation of 'fuck off' or 'kill yourself'
  1759. >The fillies form a commune around his house as Anons from all across Equestria come to snuggle up and join the herd
  1760. >Twilight brings fuck off Anon food, believing that he's nobly holding his ground to preserve his humanity
  1761. >But whenever she tries to talk to him about it, he just tells her to fuck off as well
  1762. >This one was always rather strange
  1763. >She actually kind of preferred the Anon who wanted to drink filly pee
  1764.  
  1765. _______________________________________
  1766.  
  1767. >Be Anon
  1768. >You've been living in Equestria for a few years
  1769. >One morning you wake up in an unfamiliar bed, in an equally unfamiliar body
  1770. >You're now a unicorn filly
  1771. >As you're frantically examining your body and freaking out, Twilight's mom walks in
  1772. >"Oh good, you're already awake! I'm not surprised, you must be so excited to start your first day!"
  1773. >You bullshit your way through the morning and learn a few things
  1774. >Everyone seems to think that you're a part of the Sparkle family
  1775. >You're apparently now Twilight's little sister, and your name is Nightspark Twinkle
  1776. >Fuckin' gay
  1777. >And you've apparently been accepted into Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns, and today is your first day
  1778. >Twilight is there to see you off, but when you corner her privately and tell her everything, she's confused
  1779. >Apparently you've always had an active imagination, and you come up with weird shit like this all the time
  1780. >How fucking convenient
  1781. >Without Twilight's help, you're probably stuck like this
  1782. >Your only hope is that Celestia will believe you
  1783. >You doubt that she has much to do with the day-to-day operations, but she has to be there to congratulate you on getting in, right?
  1784. >When you arrive she is indeed there to welcome you, but what you don't expect is when she mentions that she'll be handling your lessons herself
  1785. >You're not the only one who's surprised, apparently nobody told Twilight and the gang that you were Celestia's new protege
  1786. >She leads you to a private classroom and locks the door
  1787. >"Okay Anonymous, today we're going to practice teleportation magic."
  1788. >That seems like a pretty steep start
  1789. >...
  1790. >Wait, did she just call you Anonymous?
  1791. >"Oh, I'm sorry dear, would you prefer I call you Twinkle?"
  1792. >Her voice is dripping with sarcasm
  1793. >Did she do this!?
  1794. >She totally ignores your demands for answers in favor of explaining how teleportation magic works
  1795. >"Now, Twinkle~"
  1796. >She says your name with a thick, patronizing tone as she sets an orange down in front of you
  1797.  
  1798. >"All you have to do today is teleport this orange. It doesn't matter how far, it just has to disappear from it's current location and reappear in a different one by your own power."
  1799. >You slap the orange off the desk and call her a cunt
  1800. >It's not something you ever expected to say to the kind, patient, and motherly Celestia that you thought you knew, but she's really acting the part right now
  1801. >She pouts in an exaggerated fashion
  1802. >"Oh dear, you're being an awfully bad filly right now, aren't you Anon? Oh, I'm sorry, ~*Twinkle*~. Bad fillies have to go to Bad Filly Jail!"
  1803. >What the fuck is-
  1804. >She puts an upturned bucket over you and sets something heavy on top of it
  1805. >You pound on the walls and shout, but you can neither escape of your own volition or convince Celestia to let you out
  1806. >Through the jail bar slits cut in the side of the bucket, you can see her reading and eating a snack
  1807. >She stops every now and again to condescendingly explain that if you knew how to teleport, no bucket could ever dream of holding you
  1808. >You don't even know how to use magic!
  1809. >You take the time inside the bucket to practice levitating the quill that ended up inside the bucket with you and are pleasantly surprised to find that it just seems to work
  1810. >You think about moving it, and it just moves
  1811. >It's as intuitive as using your hands
  1812. >That doesn't help you much from inside the bucket, though
  1813. >Despite Princess Celestia's earlier explanation, you can't wrap your head around how teleportation is supposed to work
  1814. >Shouting at Celestia gets boring after about an hour, so you just flop onto the ground and wait
  1815. >Eventually a bell rings, and her ears perk up
  1816. >"Oh? It seems that our time is up for today."
  1817. >The bucket is removed, and she moves to unlock the door
  1818. >"I can see a lot of potential in you, my special little Twinkle. In fact, I'm going to talk to your parents about you moving into the castle so that I can more intimately oversee your development."
  1819.  
  1820. >She sounds so disgustingly smug that it's making you feel a little ill
  1821. >You don't bother responding; you've learned by now that she has an absolutely masterful ability to ignore you
  1822. >She leans her head down to your level and shoots you a sly grin
  1823. >"Oh, and don't bother telling your parents about what happened today. They won't believe you."
  1824. >You already knew that
  1825. >If you had traveled back in time twenty-four hours and warned yourself, you wouldn't have believed you either
  1826. >You balefully glare ahead as you leave, and she calls after you in a singsong voice:
  1827. >"See you tomorrow, my most diligent student!"
  1828.  
  1829. _______________________________________
  1830.  
  1831. >Anon mans the phones at a call center that provides support to people who became ponies against their will
  1832. >He fields a call from a distraught mare who used to be a man
  1833. >They're virtually inconsolable, so Anon tries to sympathize with them by saying that if he could give his humanity to them, he would
  1834. >It turns out that's actually something that can be done
  1835. >And now the caller is insisting that they do it
  1836. >The situation ends up escalating all the way to Anon's boss, who informs him about a rather obscure policy at the call center
  1837. >Despite Anon only making the offer to be nice, he now has to attend species transitional therapy for a week with the caller
  1838. >If he doesn't want to do it after that, then he doesn't have to
  1839. >But if he doesn't attend, then he's fired
  1840. >Meaning that if he wants to keep his job, he'll have to spend a week with a counselor and a mare desperately trying to convince him to become a pony so that they don't have to be one themselves
  1841.  
  1842. _______________________________________
  1843.  
  1844. >Anon gets FILLY'D
  1845. >Unlike most scenarios where this happens, he actually gets to keep his dick
  1846. >However, it isn't attached to his body
  1847. >It's a completely separate object, like a dildo made of actual functioning flesh, and he can still feel through it
  1848. >He hides it from Twilight and takes it out every now and then to give it a good stroking every now and then for old times sake
  1849. >Over time he starts experimenting with it a little and ends up reluctantly putting it in his mouth
  1850. >Legally speaking, it ain't gay if it's your dick
  1851. >After being rewarded with an absolutely incredible orgasm, he stops being so squeamish and begins regularly chowing down on some sweet man-sausage
  1852. >Also, swallowing also totally isn't gay if it's your jizz
  1853. >As he finally takes the final plunge and begins lowering his tight little pussy onto his thicc human cock, Twilight smiles in approval from her hidden vantage point
  1854. >Allowing her to keep her old dick was actually Twilight's idea
  1855. >By utilizing it in her masturbation, she has effectively trained herself to enjoy being the mare during heterosexual intercourse
  1856. >Now all she has to do is set up some playdates with a few local colts, and let things naturally escalate from there
  1857.  
  1858. _______________________________________
  1859.  
  1860. >Little League constantly tried to fuck Anon because her slutty mom gave her a skewed view of how male/female relationships are supposed to work
  1861. >Anon becomes a filly
  1862. >Little League no longer feels like she needs to suck Anon's cock to be friends with him
  1863. >When she starts trying to be a normal friend, he's immediately suspicious
  1864. >She's been trying to get him thrown in horse jail for years; he's not putting his guard down now that he's technically underaged as well
  1865.  
  1866. _______________________________________
  1867.  
  1868. >Anon and his friends hear a bloody-mary style urban legend
  1869. >Apparently there's an abandoned manor on the edge of town that's haunted by some kind of demon or something
  1870. >They all decide to explore it for some cheap thrills
  1871. >One of them finds a mirror in the attic that's covered in a cloth, and they pull it off
  1872. >Immediately, a semi-transparent glowing unicorn runs out of it, passing through the person directly in front of it and the wall behind him to escape
  1873. >They try to flee, but all the doors are locked and their phones aren't working
  1874. >To make matters worse, their friend who got ghost horse'd is slowly and painfully turning into a pony
  1875. >And if that wasn't bad enough, it seems the horse demon is actively hunting them down
  1876. >According to a book they found in the attic written by someone named 'Twilight', the creature has to return to the mirror before sunrise
  1877. >They split up to make themselves more difficult targets as they all devise unique strategies to avoid ponification
  1878.  
  1879. _______________________________________
  1880.  
  1881. >Anon is a powerful warlock
  1882. >He specializes in mixing together different types of strange and unusual magic to craft unique spells
  1883. >He needs friendship magic to perfect his daterape spell, so he decides to just harvest the nearest version of Equestria for all they have so that he won't need to gather any more
  1884. >Unfortunately for him, Twilight and friends have a decent amount of experience dealing with villains trying to steal all of their magic and he's defeated rather quickly
  1885. >Celestia says that such a powerful human is too dangerous to allow to roam free, and prepares to throw him into a pocket dimension for the rest of eternity, but Twilight saves him by turning him into a pony
  1886. >Now he's her latest friendship student or whatever
  1887. >He plays along with her 'lessons' while trying to secretly gather exotic magics so that he can get his hands back and get revenge
  1888. >Twilight sees through his paper-thin ruse, but she believes that she can change him through the magic of friendship
  1889.  
  1890. _______________________________________
  1891.  
  1892. >Twilight believes that all Anons must become fillies
  1893. >Even if they haven't ended up in Equestria yet
  1894. >After discovering you in your home dimension, she sends an elite team of six Anonfillies, two unicorns, two pegasi, and two earth ponies, along with one fillification ray that they have to share in order to turn you into a filly and bring you back to Equestria
  1895. >Since you aren't really expecting filly team six to jump out of your hamper and zap you with a horse gun, they easily take you by surprise and make you a filly
  1896. >After you manage to evade them and run away, they are determined to track you down and bring you in
  1897. >No matter how many innocent bystanders have to be filly'd to achieve that goal
  1898.  
  1899. _______________________________________
  1900.  
  1901. >You're reading a book like some kind of faggot when elegant, glowing text appears on the page
  1902. >The writer claims to be Twilight Sparkle, from your favorite horse cartoon for little girls
  1903. >After a pleasant conversation about yourself, she offers you a chance to visit Equestria and meet her and her friends, and you accept
  1904. >You're immediately engulfed in a bright light as you're whisked away from home
  1905. >And then you start drowning
  1906. >You're underwater, and it's very dark and very cold
  1907. >Right as you're about to lose consciousness, you're once again engulfed in magic light and your body begins to change
  1908. >Thankfully starting with your lungs, as you stop drowning
  1909. >When it's over, you discover that you're now a seapony
  1910. >With your large seapony eyes, you're now about to see through the darkness and find that you're surrounded by other seaponies
  1911. >Including Twilight and her friends
  1912. >It turns out that there was a bit of a misunderstanding between the two of you
  1913. >She didn't now that you were a land dweller
  1914. >In this version of Equestria, the entire world is one big ocean, save a few small islands on the surface, and all intelligent life is aquatic
  1915. >She had assumed the same was true of your world as well; the way you had described it was very reminiscent of her time at Canterlot High, and the people there were all mermaids
  1916. >After telling you all of this, she gives you a bit of bad news
  1917. >The spell she used to make you into a seapony is essentially irreversible
  1918. >She had to act fast to keep you alive, meaning that she didn't have enough time to study your physiology and make a spell to turn you human again
  1919. >Which means that the short visit you had been expecting was now permanent
  1920. >Not only do you have to deal with a new body and a new environment, but you also have to live with the knowledge that, as far your friends and family know, you've simply vanished without a trace, without a chance to say goodbye
  1921. >Maybe this is what happened to Jimmy Hoffa?
  1922.  
  1923. _______________________________________
  1924.  
  1925. >Anon lives on Earth, like most people do
  1926. >On this version of Earth, some people can opt to become ponies
  1927. >The resources needed to become a pony are limited, however, so transformation is determined by a lottery
  1928. >A lottery that Anon happens to win
  1929. >Despite not entering
  1930. >He goes to the lottery office to clear up the confusion, but is surprised to find the girl he likes there
  1931. >She's surprised to see him too; she had no idea he wanted to be a pony!
  1932. >This is her fifth year entering, but she finally won!
  1933. >Anon bullshits to look good for her and pretends that he totally wants to be a pony
  1934. >He realizes that was probably a mistake when he's enrolled in a pre-transformation bootcamp with her and the other winners so that they can all be mentally and physically prepared for their new lives as ponies
  1935. >That's okay
  1936. >It'll give him plenty of time to win her over
  1937. >Besides, there's no fuckin' way she actually wants to be a horse
  1938. >It's just a phase, or whatever
  1939. >They'll just go through the motions for a couple of days, maybe a week, then they'll back out and he can put his human weiner in her human vagina
  1940. >Just like God intended
  1941.  
  1942. >You're Femanon
  1943. >After years of putting your name in the running, it's finally happening
  1944. >You're finally going to become a pony
  1945. >But the process is going to take about a month or so, and in the meantime there's something that you need to do
  1946. >You made your way to the lottery office, and managed to get a meeting with the administrator
  1947. >You knock on the door and wait, taking the time to read the name on the frosted glass window
  1948. >Princess Twilight Sparkle
  1949. >Cute name
  1950. >She invites you in, and you open the door and-
  1951. >OH MY CELESTIA SHE'S WEARING A TIE
  1952. >hnnnnng
  1953. >You can't fucking wait to be a pony
  1954. >The purple pegacorn offers you a seat, and you take it
  1955. >"Alright Miss Femanon, I hear you have a special request regarding your ponification? I would like to remind you that we don't have any control over what gender you end up as."
  1956. >You shake your head
  1957. "No, it's not that. You see, I've got this friend..."
  1958. >Her smile widens
  1959. >"They want to become a pony too, right?"
  1960. >You stare back at her as your mind goes over every time you've seen Anon interact with ponies
  1961. >Calling a group of them waiting to buy tickets to a Songbird Serenade concert a 'gaggle of faggots'
  1962. >Telling someone who just said that they wanted to be a pony that they were mentally ill
  1963. >Sticking an ice cream cone on a pegasus's forehead and calling them a princess
  1964. >Calling his little brother a retarded piece of shit for becoming a pony, and then not talking to him ever since
  1965. "...Yeah, he definitely wants to be a pony."
  1966. >She beams happily
  1967. >"Great! The process goes by much more smoothly if you can go through it with a friend! I'll pull a few strings; he can expect a letter in the mail tomorrow."
  1968. >She begins filling out paperwork and explaining the details of the process, but you don't bother listening
  1969. >You've studied this for years
  1970. >You're just planning how you're going to get Anon through the process
  1971. >You'll probably just flash him your tits if he tries to back out
  1972. >That usually works
  1973.  
  1974. _______________________________________
  1975.  
  1976. >You're Anon
  1977. >It's drizzling freezing rain and you need to get home, so you decide to take a shortcut through an alley
  1978. >A green blur out of the corner of your eye gives you pause, and you peek into a soggy cardboard box next to a dumpster
  1979. >Holy shit, it's a stray little pony
  1980. >A green-furred, black-maned filly with a question mark on her flanks
  1981. >Ponies are fucking expensive
  1982. >Your niece's birthday is coming up
  1983. >She would literally shit herself if you got her a pony
  1984. "Hey...are you alright?"
  1985. >She's facing the back wall of her box and doesn't respond to you
  1986. >You reach in and gently push her shoulder
  1987. "Hey, are you-"
  1988. >"Fuck off."
  1989. >You jump
  1990. >Wow, you didn't even know that ponies could swear
  1991. "What's your problem? I'm just trying to help."
  1992. >That's probably not going to help much
  1993. >She turns to face you, and you can see that she's on the verge of tears
  1994. >"What's my problem!? Look at me! I'm a fucking filly! I'm supposed to be a human man! I've got no dick, I've got no hands, I'm cold, I'm wet, I've got nothing to eat except garbage! Fuck you and your help!"
  1995. >Okay
  1996. >Not only is this unfortunate filly a potty mouth, but she also seems to be a little crazy
  1997. >She stares at you in angry silence for a few seconds as you try to decide what to say next
  1998. "...If you come with me, you can be dry and warm. I've got some stuff other than garbage to eat, too. I know it doesn't exactly solve all your problems, but it's an improvement right?"
  1999. >The edge is worn away from her glare almost immediately
  2000. >She still wants to be mad
  2001. >But not as much as she wants to get out of the rain
  2002. >"...yeah, okay..."
  2003. >She stands up and limps her way out of the box
  2004. >You're going to have to take her to the vet
  2005. >You reach down and scoop her up, causing her to squeal in surprise
  2006. >You preempt her complaints before she can voice them
  2007. "I'm not letting you walk home on that bum leg"
  2008. >She calls you a faggot under her breath as you hug her close to your body
  2009.  
  2010. >She reeks of the dumpster water that she's been soaking in, so you're going to have to give her a bath whether she likes it or not
  2011. "What's your name?"
  2012. >She doesn't respond at first, but after a few seconds of quiet she finally gives you an answer
  2013. >"...Anonymous..."
  2014. >You blink
  2015. "Uh, that's my name..."
  2016. >She glances up in surprise, before shrugging and looking away
  2017. >"Small world..."
  2018. >You shake your head before heading towards home
  2019. >Your niece's birthday is in three months
  2020. >You have until then to make sure that this filly is clean, happy, and healthy
  2021. >Preferably with a new name; you'd rather not give her a pet that happens to have the same name as you
  2022. >That's kind of creepy
  2023. >Almost as creepy as her claiming to be a man; those mental health issues are going to have to be sorted out as well
  2024. >The maintenance costs for Anonfilly here were going to be pretty steep, but were nothing compared to the cost of buying a new pony
  2025.  
  2026. _______________________________________
  2027.  
  2028. >Anon lives in Equestria, is friends with the Mane 6 as per usual
  2029. >Unfortunately for him, this is Movie Equestria
  2030. >Tempest attacks Equestria on behalf of Storm King
  2031. >Twilight and Friends flee, and Anon gets stoned with everyone else
  2032. >The Storm King tells Tempest that he's going to be there in a few days, and that she'd better have all four Princesses ready to go for his evil plan
  2033. >She sends out several teams of minions to go hunt down Twiggles and pals while she readies her backup plan
  2034. >She has Anonymous brought to her, as well as Sunburst, Glimmer, Trixie, and some of the unicorns that Twilight went to school with
  2035. >She knows that humans have unusual magical properties; properties that make them particularly susceptible to transformative magic
  2036. >If she can't get her hooves on the original Princess Twilight Sparkle, she'll just make one of her own
  2037.  
  2038. _______________________________________
  2039.  
  2040. >Equestria is an island on Earth
  2041. >Immigration to and from Equestria is strictly controlled
  2042. >The magic of Equestria is dangerous to humans, and the lack of magic on the rest of Earth is dangerous to ponies
  2043. >If a human wants to visit Equestria, then they have to allow themselves to be transformed into a pony for the duration of their visit, and vice versa
  2044. >Anon has to take a business trip to Equestria, so as soon as he gets off the boat he's transformed
  2045. >He ends up as a mare
  2046. >He isn't happy
  2047. >His day gets worse when his luggage is stolen, meaning that all the paperwork he needs for his job is gone
  2048. >But while he's still fuming about that, he's grabbed and dragged into an alley
  2049. >They take his passport and documentation from his saddlebags and tell him that if he ever wants them back, he has to work for them
  2050. >Without any proof of his identity, getting back home will be virtually impossible
  2051. >He begrudgingly agrees to their terms
  2052. >He isn't having a good day
  2053.  
  2054. _______________________________________
  2055.  
  2056. >Spike grows into a handsome young dragon, finally catching Rarity's eye
  2057. >They start a relationship together and take it to the next level
  2058. >Rarity invites the rest of the mane 6, her family, and you over to her place for a special announcement
  2059. >She's pregnant!
  2060. >Everyone congratulates her, and you pat Spike on the back for finally getting one or more of his dicks inside of her
  2061. >A few days later though, Rarity and Spike are freaking out
  2062. >Rarity is starting to grow scales around her eyes and above her hooves
  2063. >Twilight takes a look, and reaches a conclusion
  2064. >Rarity is turning into a dragon
  2065. >It turns out that dragon's can't actually impregnate ponies, so his semen is actually causing her to change into something that can carry his child
  2066. >The transformation is reversible at it's current stage, but if the pregnancy is allowed to complete then it will be too late
  2067. >Rarity is on the verge of tears
  2068. >"What do we do? No offense Spikey, but I don't want to be a dragon! I still want to have this child, I just want to stay a pony as well!"
  2069. >Twilight thinks for a moment
  2070. >"Well, there is a way... If we could find a surrogate to transfer the baby into, they could carry it to term. Of course, they would be transformed into a dragon in your place..."
  2071. >The room goes quiet
  2072. >Out of curiosity, you look up from your book to find that everybody is staring at you
  2073. >Rarity smiles nervously
  2074. >You hastily return to your book as they inch closer to you, and Twilight speaks again
  2075. >"The surrogate doesn't even necessarily have to be female; they would be transformed into one during the process."
  2076. >You stare intensely at the page in front of you
  2077. >Twilight continues
  2078. >"The transformation wouldn't be painful, in fact, it would be quite a pleasant experience. And I'd imagine you two would be very grateful to whoever helped you out in this tough situation..."
  2079. >Rarity hastily replies
  2080. >"O-oh yes! We would be eternally grateful to whatever kind soul helped us in our time of need!"
  2081.  
  2082. >You're practically staring a hole through your book as the room goes quiet again
  2083. >Spike's large claw gently rests on your shoulder
  2084. >"Hey, Anon, you wouldn't happen to-"
  2085. >You throw it off as you jump up to your feet
  2086. >Stammering out some excuse about needing to stretch your legs, you rush out of the castle
  2087. >As soon as the door closes behind you, Twilight turns to Rarity and Spike with a serious look on her face
  2088. >"Anon is the best candidate. Transferring a pregnancy into a surrogate pony is already very dangerous, but a non-equine pregnancy would almost certainly kill the surrogate and the baby. Humans are very malleable, however. It's much safer if Anon does it."
  2089. >Spike pinches his temples and sighs
  2090. >"Oh man, this is so weird... How am I going to look him in the eye after this? How do you ask someone for something so big? You said the transformation was irreversible, right?"
  2091. >Twilight wraps a foreleg around him reassuringly
  2092. >"Don't worry, I'll talk to Anon. You guys just hang in there, alright?"
  2093. >Twilight gathers up a few things in her saddlebags before heading out the door to pursue you
  2094. >Rarity sits down and covers her face
  2095. >"I feel so selfish asking someone to do this for me, but I really like being a pony."
  2096. >Spike wraps her in a loving embrace, and they simply sit in silence together for a moment
  2097. >Rarity speaks up again
  2098. >"I promise you that we will have this child, with or without Anon's help."
  2099. >Spike smiles
  2100. >"I didn't doubt that you would, even for a second."
  2101. >They kiss, as one idea echoes through her mind
  2102. >She really, really, REALLY hopes that they can convince you to be their surrogate
  2103.  
  2104. _______________________________________
  2105.  
  2106. >Anon becomes a filly
  2107. >He's a total asshole and rubs everyone the wrong way
  2108. >Over the years he grows up into rebellious teen and becomes even more abrasive and disagreeable
  2109. >However, when he grows up into a mare, she mellows out quite a lot
  2110. >Soon enough she regrets nearly every cringe-worthy faux-edgy word that came out of her mouth
  2111. >Patching up the bridges she had burned in her youth proves to be quite difficult, and eventually she just gives up and moves elsewhere
  2112. >One day, after walking home from her crappy dead-end job, a harsh bolt of light hurls itself through the window of the local school of magic and strikes her, engulfing her in a blinding light
  2113. >When her vision returns, it takes a few moments to recognise where she was
  2114. >She was standing in her old, larger house from when she used to be a human
  2115. >A groan catches her attention, and she finds it to be coming from a pile of clothes on the floor
  2116. >It looks like the old suit she used to wear all the time
  2117. >A fluffy black mane emerges from the neckhole of the shirt as a dazed filly looks out
  2118. >She brings her hoof up to her face, and freezes when she sees that it is indeed a hoof
  2119. >In a panic she feverishly looks over her newly-minted body and squeals when she peeks between her legs to discover that her favorite piece of equipment has gone away
  2120. >Her head whips around in shock, until her eyes land on Anonmare
  2121. >"H-hey! Who the fuck are you!? Did you do this to me!? What the fucking shit is going on!?"
  2122. >As filly angrily and swearily demands answers, Anonmare's eyes narrow
  2123. >Fuck finding a way back home
  2124. >The future she knew sucked, because of the mistakes she made as a child
  2125. >But this filly isn't going to get to make those mistakes
  2126. >No, because this filly is going to learn some fucking manners
  2127.  
  2128. _______________________________________
  2129.  
  2130. >You're exploring an ancient, decrepit crypt for some reason when a skeletal unicorn pops out
  2131. >"Hi!"
  2132. "OH JESUS CUNTING FUCK CHRIST, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU!?"
  2133. >After calming down for a moment, you find that the skele-pone is actually pretty nice
  2134. >She was a necromancer in life, and used to vast knowledge and skill to allow her to persist after death
  2135. >But only if she stays in this crypt; if she ever tried to leave, then she would immediately die
  2136. >You both have a nice conversation, and then you leave while promising to visit her again soon
  2137. >And you do
  2138. >You visit her quite often, and notice that she's getting more sad and anxious each time you leave her again
  2139. "Skele-pone, are you sure there isn't any way for you to leave this place?"
  2140. >She goes quiet for a moment
  2141. >"Well...There is one way...But I'll need your help. Will you help me?"
  2142. >You smile
  2143. "Absolutely! ...wait, what do you mean by-"
  2144. >Her horn explodes with a brilliant light, and your body is engulfed with her magic
  2145. >When your vision returns, you find yourself starting at a skeleton
  2146. >A real, human skeleton
  2147. >You stagger backwards away from the spooky as it collapses into a pile on the ground
  2148. "GAH! What the fuck!?"
  2149. >That's not your voice, that's a girl's voice
  2150. >It actually sounds kind of like skele-pone's voice
  2151. >You look down at your body, and find a cute little mare
  2152. >While you're panicking, your hoof is raised in front of your face
  2153. >You didn't do that
  2154. >"It looks like the spell was a success!"
  2155. >The words came from your mouth, but you didn't speak them
  2156. "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!?"
  2157. >The other person in your body explains that she's the skele-pone that you've befriended
  2158. >The only way for her to leave the crypt is to be alive again, and the only way for her to be alive is for her to have living organs
  2159. >Living organs like what you had
  2160. >She essentially sheared all the flesh, all the skin, muscles, organs, etc from your skeleton, transformed them into pony versions, and wrapped them around herself
  2161.  
  2162. >Now you and her are sharing a body
  2163. >You're a unique mixture of pissed and terrified
  2164. >You make it clear that you are NOT okay with this
  2165. >"Well, sorry Anon, but this isn't really reversible. This is permanent."
  2166. >Oh fuck
  2167. >You start hurling insults and accusations, but she cuts you off
  2168. >"I'm sorry okay! I've been stuck here for over a thousand years, alright? I'm sorry if I was a little too eager to finally get out!"
  2169. >You're still pissed
  2170. >But you kind of understand
  2171. >You aren't ready to forgive her just yet, though
  2172. >You both make your way to the exit, and you can feel her excitement to finally see the outside world again
  2173. >However, you know what you want to do
  2174. >If anyone can get you out of this horrifying situation, it's Twilight
  2175. >But the person who has essentially kidnapped you is now part of you, and she can stop you from talking whenever she wants
  2176. >Meaning that if you want Twilight's help, you're going to have to find a way to communicate with her indirectly
  2177.  
  2178. _______________________________________
  2179.  
  2180. >Lyra, Bon Bon, and Anon are in a three-way relationship
  2181. >Lyra wants to try something freaky: species swapping
  2182. >She becomes a human woman, he becomes a stallion, and they fuck
  2183. >She casts the spell, and when the smoke clears they quickly realize that something has gone awry
  2184. >She's still a mare, but Anon is now a little filly
  2185. >Bon Bon comes home to find them both freaking out, and Lyra is feverishly pouring over the relevant spell books to figure out how to fix it
  2186. >Anon goes to bed early, because he's all tuckered out
  2187. >Lyra is torn apart, she feels terrible
  2188. >She can't find any answers in the books; what if Anon is stuck like this?
  2189. >Bon Bon has been mostly quiet, but she speaks up
  2190. >"...Would it really be so bad if he was? Yeah, it sucks that he didn't really get a choice in the matter, but he can have a perfectly normal, happy life as a filly."
  2191. >Lyra questions how; his whole life has been turned upside down!
  2192. >He's been turned into a different age, gender, and species, all at once
  2193. >How is he ever going to adjust?
  2194. >Bon Bon shrugs slightly and looks away
  2195. >"Well, you know...we were talking about adopting..."
  2196.  
  2197. _______________________________________
  2198.  
  2199. >You live in the Crystal Empire, and are close friends with Cadance and Shining Armor
  2200. >There's a knock at the door, and you find them both standing there, smiling
  2201. >Along with their daughter, Flurry Heart, who reaches out to you and coos happily
  2202. >Oh no
  2203. >You fake a smile anyway
  2204. "Oh, hey guys. What's up?"
  2205. >Please don't need a babysitter
  2206. >Please don't need a babysitter
  2207. >Please don't need a babysitter
  2208. >"I hope it isn't too much trouble, but we're going out on a date, and we need a babysitter."
  2209. >Shit
  2210. "Uh, c-couldn't you get Sunburst to do it? That's basically his job anyway, right?"
  2211. >Cadance shakes her head
  2212. >"Not this time, he went to Ponyville to visit his friend Glimmer. Besides, Flurry just loves her Uncle Anon!"
  2213. >She passes Flurry into your arms, who snuggles up to you and hums happily
  2214. >Yeah, 'uncle'
  2215. >More like 'big sister'
  2216. "Look, I'm sorry, I don't think I can-"
  2217. >"Please Anon? Me and Shiny haven't been able to get out of the castle for weeks."
  2218. >You sigh wearily
  2219. "Y-yeah, okay. You two have fun."
  2220. >She thanks you profusely and hands off everything she thinks you'll need, before heading off to paint the town red with her husband
  2221. >You slowly push the door closed behind them
  2222. >As soon as it clicks shut, you're enveloped in a bright light as you shrink down towards the floor
  2223. >When it's over, you glance down at your familiar filly form and sigh once again in resignation
  2224. >Flurry flutters down next to you, before wrapping you in a hug with her ginormous fucking wings and babbling happily as she nuzzles you
  2225. "Let's just get this over with. You pick the games this time, I'm not really in a playful mood today."
  2226.  
  2227. >After playing an extremely one-sided game of 'the floor is lava', Flurry's stomach groans with hunger
  2228. "I get that you're a baby or whatever, but you're gonna have to make your own bottle. You've got telekinesis, and all I've got is a pair of dirty-"
  2229. >You're blasted with magic yet again, and find yourself a fully-grown mare
  2230. >An unexpected weight between your thighs causes you to look under your body, where you find an aching, swollen pair of...
  2231. >Your eyes snap forward as you begin to shake, and sweat begins to trickle down your brow
  2232. >Flurry's eyes glimmer as she opens up her mouth expectantly
  2233. >You stagger backwards away from the little demon
  2234. "L-look, I'm sorry, okay? I'll make you a fucking bottle, alright? I'll go get the formula and-"
  2235. >Her magic grips you tightly, dragging you towards her as you make a pathetic whimper
  2236. >You really, really hate babysitting
  2237.  
  2238. _______________________________________
  2239.  
  2240. >Anon appears in Equestria
  2241. >Spike finds a kindred spirit in him
  2242. >If anything, Anon is even more out of place than he is
  2243. >They become fast friends, and Spike doesn't feel so alone anymore
  2244. >When Anon calls him bro, his eyes get a little misty
  2245. >And then Anon becomes a pony
  2246. >Some kind of magical mishap or something
  2247. >It takes some time for him to get used to his new body, but as he does, he's quickly integrated into pony society
  2248. >With all his new pony friends splitting his time, he doesn't have much left for Spike anymore
  2249.  
  2250. _______________________________________
  2251.  
  2252. >Anon commits suicide
  2253. >Ends up in Equestria as a filly
  2254. >He doesn't adjust well, doesn't make any friends
  2255. >He's just as lonely as he was on Earth
  2256. >He kills himself again
  2257. >And once again, he wakes up in Equestria as a filly, on the same day that he arrived the first time
  2258. >Except that everything is a little bit different
  2259. >He's now a Pegasus, and certain characters are in slightly different situations
  2260. >A few even have different cutie marks
  2261. >While Anon collapses to the ground and laments his inability to escape his endless suffering, Twilight is crunching numbers
  2262. >Something's wrong
  2263. >It feels like all the pieces are there, but they're in the wrong place
  2264. >Whenever she goes to the map to try and use it for her studies, it keeps pointing her towards the strange new filly who arrived in town today
  2265. >That seems like as good a place as any to start
  2266. >She'll ask her a few questions, run a few tests, and then she'll write up a report for Princess Starlight Glimmer
  2267.  
  2268. _______________________________________
  2269.  
  2270. >You're walking through town right as the CMC are doing shenanigans involving a ladder
  2271. >Applebloom falls off right as you happen to be walking by, and you catch her
  2272. "Don't worry, I've got you App-"
  2273. >HOLY FUCKING SHIT
  2274. >She's so fucking soft
  2275. >Her fur is incredibly smooth, silky, and fluffy
  2276. >Like some kind of unholy combination of a kitten and a baby duck
  2277. >"Uh, t-thanks for saving me Mr. Anon, but could you please put me down now?"
  2278. >Oh
  2279. >You've just been holding onto her, and stroking her this entire time
  2280. >That's pretty creepy
  2281. >Better put her down before someone thinks you're a pedo
  2282. >You try to set her down, but you accidently miss the ground and stuff her down into your shirt
  2283. >Oops
  2284. >Well, in for a penny, in for a pound
  2285. >You grab Swibble and stick her in as well
  2286. >They both cry out for help as Scootaloo tries to run for help
  2287. >You grab her and stuff her down the front of your pants
  2288. >It's not sexual, you just want to feel her fluff on your dick
  2289. >You then proceed to run around the town square, grabbing fillies and colts alike and stuffing them into your clothes while laughing maniacally
  2290. >You're literally high on children
  2291. >A few hours in the town jail waiting for Twilight to bail you out gives you plenty of time to sober up
  2292. >As you walk back to the castle behind her, you can't help but notice that something seems different
  2293. >Your clothes are loose, and it's not just from being stretched out numerous struggling foals
  2294. >On the whole you're smaller, and you seem to have lost a bit of muscle mass
  2295. >...Is your dick smaller too?
  2296. >You ask Twilight what's going on
  2297. >"I warned you when you first came here. If you spend too much time in physical contact with a pony, it's going to start changing you into one. Because of all the skin-to-fur contact you had today, you had started changing into a filly."
  2298. >Your eyes light up
  2299. "You mean I could be covered in fluff all day and NOT go to jail for it!?"
  2300. >She cocks an eyebrow
  2301. >"Am I going to have to lock you in a closet again?"
  2302.  
  2303. _______________________________________
  2304.  
  2305. >You're Anon, and you smoke
  2306. >That's a problem; not only is it unhealthy, but tobacco products are hard to come by and very expensive in Equestria
  2307. >Twilight suggests that you get hypnotized to not want to smoke anymore
  2308. >You're game
  2309. >You always believed that hypnotism was a load of horseshit back on Earth, but this is a world of magic, so it probably actually works here
  2310. >Twilight knows of a local hypnotist, and offers to take you to her
  2311. >When you arrive, Twilight asks you to wait outside while she explains your situation
  2312. >You don't know why you can't do it yourself, but whatever
  2313. >After a few minutes, you're waved in and you finally meet the mare who's going to put you under
  2314. >She has you count to ten, breathe deeply, and then her horn lights up
  2315. >And then it's over
  2316. >At first you think that it was instantaneous, but a glance at the clock reveals that it's been over two hours
  2317. >You try to recall what happened, but everything is a blur
  2318. >The only thing you can vaguely recall with any sort of certainty that it actually happened is that you cuddled on the couch with Twilight and the Hypnotist, and you ate a flower
  2319. >For some reason
  2320. >Whatever, you don't feel like you need to smoke anymore
  2321. >The Hypnotist schedules a follow-up appointment anyway; she says that the hypnosis will need to be reinforced over multiple sessions to eliminate the possibility of a relapse
  2322. >That's fine by you, as long as you get results
  2323. >As you walk back home with Twiggles, you can't help but appreciate the way she moves
  2324. >You admire the other ponies out and about as well
  2325. >They're all so cute
  2326. >When you first arrived, Twilight had insisted that you would be better off allowing her to transform you into a pony
  2327. >In hindsight, your passionate and spirited refusal seems kind of silly
  2328. >There's probably nothing wrong with being a pony
  2329. >Not that you want to be one, of course
  2330. >But if you got Magical Mishap'd, maybe it wouldn't be so bad
  2331. >You suddenly feel weirdly anxious about your next hypnotherapy session tomorrow
  2332.  
  2333. _______________________________________
  2334.  
  2335. >Twilight and friends go to visit a small Seapony village
  2336. >They take Anon with them for reasons
  2337. >Twilight casts a spell to turn them all into their aquatic forms
  2338. >Anon expects to turn into a merman or something
  2339. >Fucking nope, he's a Seapony too
  2340. >A Seapony stallion, to be specific
  2341. >Normally he'd be thrilled that he got to keep his dick since he usually ends up as a mare when these things happen, but not this time
  2342. >He knows how seaponies mate
  2343. >Any mare who thinks she's going to swim all up on him and do that weird shit has another thing coming
  2344. >He knows Kung Fu
  2345. >Any bitches who breech his safe space are getting fucking bapped
  2346. >Meanwhile, the mares who live there are amused by the visitors
  2347. >Especially the cute colt they brought with them who keeps shouting to stay away from his 'boypussy' and flailing his forelegs at anyone who swims near him
  2348. >Including the friends he came with
  2349. >It's quirky and endearing
  2350. >It almost makes them want to kiss him on the nose, before forcing him into a crevice in a reef where he can't get away, harvesting his sperm until his balls are dry, and pumping him so full of eggs that he can't swim
  2351. >But doing that would be rude without at least taking him to dinner first
  2352. >One young mare decides to try her luck with the cutie pie
  2353. >She asks her friends to wait in the alley near the hotel that they're staying at while she makes a quick detour to stop at home and ask her mom if a finfull of oysters shoved into a screaming mouth technically constitutes 'dinner'
  2354.  
  2355. _______________________________________
  2356.  
  2357. >Anon is a degenerate shipfag
  2358. >Worse than his habit of contriving imaginary relationships for the ponies that he now lives amongst, he also ships the show's colts and fillies
  2359. >But he's totally not a pedophile or anything
  2360. >When Twilight accidentally turns him into a filly, he's ecstatic
  2361. >Now he can go undercover and make his ships a reality!
  2362. >First things first, he needs to get Scootaloo and Rumble together, then he can start working on Applebloom and Sweetie Belle
  2363. >Seriously though, he isn't a pedo
  2364. >You can trust him
  2365. >As soon as he gets to work, he runs into a problem
  2366. >Scoots doesn't really seem interested in Rumble at all, and Rumble would rather spend time with Anon than Scoots
  2367. >Like, he really seems to want to hang out with Anon for some reason
  2368. >He waits outside the castle to walk him to school, spends lunchtime hovering around and trying to talk to him, he keeps staring at him and passing him notes in class, and Anon has caught him peeking into his windows from time to time
  2369. >All this time spent stalking him is getting in the way of his burgeoning romance with Scootaloo!
  2370. >But maybe he can use this to his advantage
  2371. >He can use all this time alone with Rumble to talk up Scoots
  2372. >It's a fool-proof plan, one that can't possibly backfire in any way!
  2373.  
  2374. _______________________________________
  2375.  
  2376. >You are playing a claw machine
  2377. >You go for a poop emoji plush and miss, but the claw doesn't come up empty
  2378. >A plush pony is clinging to it
  2379. >You're a bit suspicious
  2380. >Not only is it completely unlike anything else in the machine, but it's also pretty dirty
  2381. >Whatever, it's cute and proof that you beat one of those shitty con machines
  2382. >As soon as you get it home, it springs to life and latches on to you, causing a blinding flash of light
  2383. >When your vision returns, you're laying on the floor and staring up at your body moving on its own
  2384. >You reach out, and a plush hoof extends into your field of view
  2385. >The body snatcher explains that they were a normal person until they came across the same pony plush that you did, and it stole their body as well
  2386. >They leave to try to piece their life back together as best they can, leaving you trapped in your house
  2387. >When your friend invites himself inside to check on you after you miss work without calling anyone, you make a hard choice
  2388. >It's either him or you
  2389. >You grab him and try to initiate the body swap, but it doesn't work
  2390. >He explains that it won't work on anyone who has already swapped bodies
  2391. >He explains that he used to be a she, until she picked up a pony plush for her daughter at a yard sale and got swapped
  2392. >He picks you up and carries you out to his car, explaining that the trail of misery is going to end with you
  2393. >He's going to take you home, wash you, repair your damaged stitches, and take care of you
  2394. >You're going to learn to love your new life as a pony plush, or he's going to shove you in a lockbox and bury you in his backyard where you can't hurt anyone
  2395.  
  2396. _______________________________________
  2397.  
  2398. >Anon is in the Crystal Empire when Flurry Heart blows the Crystal Heart up
  2399. >One of the shards embeds itself in Anon's chest
  2400. >Not like in a bloody, gory way, rather it simply absorbs into his body
  2401. >The Crystal Heart is able to be repaired anyway, but Twilight and Cadance have some bad news for Anon
  2402. >The shard is turning him into a Crystal Pony
  2403. >And no, it can't be removed
  2404. >They also tell him that his emotional state is now tied directly to the Crystal Heart
  2405. >Meaning that if he doesn't find a special somepony, then the entire empire is fucked
  2406.  
  2407. _______________________________________
  2408.  
  2409. >Be Anon
  2410. >You're awoken in the middle of the night by strange voices
  2411. >A purple cartoon winged unicorn asks you something, but you don't quite catch it because you're half-asleep
  2412. >Fuckin weird-ass dreams
  2413. "Yeah, sure, whatever."
  2414. >And then you go back to sleep
  2415. >You wake up in a hospital room
  2416. >Your hands have been replaced with hooves
  2417. >Looking further down reveals that the rest of your body is equally equine
  2418. >And female
  2419. >This doesn't feel like a dream
  2420. >You hear hoofsteps coming down the hall, and you load up some accusations and insults
  2421. >The door swings open, and an older mare is standing in the doorway
  2422. >She looks so happy that she's about to cry
  2423. >You completely forget what you were about to say
  2424. "Uh...H-hello?"
  2425. >She tackle-hugs you so hard that you nearly fall out of bed
  2426. >"Oh my Celestia, you're awake! I never gave up hope, for all these years I knew you would wake up!"
  2427. >What the fuck
  2428. >Years?
  2429. >What is going on?
  2430. >You reluctantly return the hug
  2431. >You can barely lift your forelegs, probably because they've atrophied from years of not being used
  2432. "Uh...thanks...M-mom?"
  2433. >She backs off and looks worriedly at you
  2434. >"Yes...I'm your mother...do you not remember me?"
  2435. >A masculine voice speaks out, startling you
  2436. >"After being in a vegetative state for so long, she's unfortunately going to suffer near-total memory loss. You are unable to remember anything, yes?"
  2437. >The stallion, who you assume to be your doctor, looks to you expectantly
  2438. >Does he know?
  2439. >Is he responsible for this?
  2440. >You want to demand answers from him right now, but you don't want to upset whoever's mom this is
  2441. >...also, he's kind of intimidating, so you play along
  2442. "Y-yeah, I don't remember anything..."
  2443. >She smiles sadly
  2444. >"That's okay sweetie, what matters is that you're awake now. We'll help you remember everything."
  2445. >The doctor speaks up again
  2446. >"We'll start physical therapy tomorrow, as well as counseling. Soon, she'll be the vibrant young mare you remember."
  2447. >You don't know if he meant that to sound sinister, but it did
  2448.  
  2449. _______________________________________
  2450.  
  2451. >Anon becomes filly through a Magical Mishap
  2452. >Twilight feels guilty, so she lets him stay with her
  2453. >They go on a trip to Canterlot and stay with Twilight's parents
  2454. >Her and her mom are catching up, and the subject turns to Anon
  2455. >Twilight Velvet has some pretty strong opinions on the matter
  2456. >"Anon is quite the wild little thing, isn't she? So crass, and rude, and disrespectful. I know she used to be an adult, but she's a child now. I think you should take responsibility for your mistake and be the mother that she so desperately needs."
  2457. >Twilight refuses
  2458. >Anon is still the same person he was before, and trying to force him to be anyone else would be wrong
  2459. >The next day Twilight heads to the Castle, leaving Anon alone with Velvet
  2460. >"Anon dear, would you like to come with me into town? I've got a full day planned, and I would hate to leave you here alone."
  2461. >Anon shrugs
  2462. "Sounds good to me, I guess."
  2463. >Twilight Velvet smiles as Anon grabs her saddlebags
  2464. >A day out on the town, at the spa, at the Canterlot Carousel...
  2465. >She's going to make her granddaughter feel like a princess
  2466. >She'll see just how much Twilight's hypothesis about Anon being the same person now that she's a little filly holds up
  2467.  
  2468. _______________________________________
  2469.  
  2470. >Be Anon
  2471. >You have soul pain
  2472. >tfw no pony gf
  2473. >You decide to do something about that
  2474. >No, you don't hit the town and talk to some cute mares
  2475. >Instead, you ask Cadance if she can force a mare to fall in love with you instead
  2476. >She agrees to help, and uses a magic mirror to show you your soulmate
  2477. >...that's a stallion
  2478. >Cadance is sheepish as you angrily insist that you aren't gay
  2479. >She tries to tell you that she doesn't control what the mirror shows, but you don't listen
  2480. >Mostly because you're too busy noticing that your entire body is burning up
  2481. >The mirror is glowing bright as you lose consciousness
  2482. >When you wake up, Cadance is smiling sympathetically
  2483. >A cursory glance across your body reveals that you're now a mare
  2484. >Fuck
  2485. >Cadance also tells you that the stallion that the mirror showed you is here
  2486. >It apparently sent him an invite under her name
  2487. >Double fuck
  2488. >You're not happy, Bob
  2489. >Not
  2490. >Happy
  2491. >As you fume, she tells you that that Twilight is looking into your situation
  2492. >In the meantime, she has a request for you:
  2493. >To please just give him a chance
  2494. >At the very least, just talk to him
  2495. >If the mirror went to lengths this great, maybe you really are soulmates?
  2496.  
  2497. _______________________________________
  2498.  
  2499. >One of Twilight's friends is dying, and she can't accept that
  2500. >After exhausting all of her options to save her, she does something rather unsavory
  2501. >She transforms Anon into her dying friend, and copies her memories into his mind
  2502. >She insists that it's only temporary; she'll only leave him like this long enough to save her friend
  2503. >But when he asks what she's going to do if she doesn't survive, she goes quiet
  2504. >Now that his mind contains a full life's worth of experiences from two different people, Anon isn't quite sure who he is anymore
  2505.  
  2506. _______________________________________
  2507.  
  2508. >Twilight knows that her and her friends are at an increased risk of Magical Mishaps, so she keeps a cache of potions hidden away in her castle that essentially act as backups
  2509. >If they get transformed or have their memories altered/erased, they can just drink a potion and be back to normal
  2510. >You are Anon, and you happen to stumble across those potions and decide to drink up the lavender one with Twilight's cutie mark on the bottle
  2511. >After the smoke clears, you are now Twilight in both mind and body
  2512. >You sigh in annoyance
  2513. >You know that you aren't ~actually~ Twilight
  2514. >You're just an idiot who always messes around with your...
  2515. >...with Twilight's stuff and it always gets you into trouble, no matter how many times you-
  2516. >Darn it, no matter how many times Twilight tells you to stop!
  2517. >With your many years of experience with magic and science, whipping up a potion to return you to your human self is trivial
  2518. >You drink it, and soon enough you are indeed Anon once again
  2519. >Your body and mind are both fully intact
  2520. >As is your sense of mischief
  2521. >Being able to become the Princess of Friendship whenever you wanted seemed like it could be useful
  2522. >You stuff a few extra Twilight potions into your pockets and head home while trying to figure out how exactly you're going to use these things to fuck with people
  2523.  
  2524. _______________________________________
  2525.  
  2526. >Anon and Pinkie stumble across the mirror pool
  2527. >Remembering what happened last time, Pinkie gives it a wide berth
  2528. >Anon is totally down for that shit
  2529. >If it'll get on Twilight's nerves for a few hours, he's willing to dupe himself a few dozen times
  2530. >In spite of Pinkie's insistence, Anon throws himself in
  2531. >She runs to the edge to look in, but all she sees is her reflection
  2532. >A reflection that then climbs out
  2533. >Somehow Anon was imprinted on a clone of Pinkie instead of being duplicated
  2534. >They run to Twilight for help
  2535. >"Oh, did I miss one?"
  2536. >Twilight immediately starts trying to kill him
  2537. >They try to explain what happened, causing her to pause
  2538. >"That's not how the mirror pool works."
  2539. >She resumes trying to kill him
  2540. >They escape, and Pinkie has a brilliant idea
  2541. >Twintails
  2542. >Hat
  2543. >Cutiemark-obscuring skirt
  2544. >As if by magic, Anon has become Cutie Pie, Pinkie's unknown twin sister
  2545. "Well, if I have to be stuck as a pony for the rest of my life, there's no pony I'd rather be than your sister."
  2546. >Pinkie beams happily
  2547. >"Aww, thanks Non-oops, I mean, Cutie!"
  2548. >They hug, and then they head into town
  2549. >And, in Anon's mind, certain death
  2550. >There's no way anyone is going to buy this stupid story
  2551. >...
  2552. >Everyone buys their stupid story
  2553. >EVEN TWILIGHT
  2554. >Although she is suspicious
  2555. >While she tries to out 'Cutie Pie' as a clone, she simultaneously starts researching the mirror pool
  2556. >Anon seems to have gone missing, and the last pony he was seen with was Pinkie
  2557. >Maybe they weren't lying after all
  2558. >...and maybe she should have done this before she started firing lasers at them...
  2559.  
  2560. _______________________________________
  2561.  
  2562. >Be Anon
  2563. >You haven't seen Twilight in days, so you swing by the castle
  2564. >Spike tells you that she isn't seeing anyone today
  2565. >It'll be a cold day in hell before you obey Spike
  2566. >Gently pushing him aside with the side of your foot like a cat, you push through the door behind him
  2567. >She turns away from the books she's studying towards you
  2568. >...gee, Twilight's looking a little...
  2569. >...insect-y...
  2570. >Her eyes are an intense green, there are patches of chitin up her legs, and her mouth is filled with sharp fangs
  2571. >She sighs
  2572. >"Hello, Anon."
  2573. >Her voice sounds harsh and multilayered
  2574. "What the fuck? Are you okay?"
  2575. >She nods
  2576. >"More or less. When we were captured by Chrysalis, she laid eggs in each of us. I was so preoccupied with making sure I got them out of everyone else, I guess I forgot to take care of myself. And now it's hatched..."
  2577. >You can see the fear and worry on her partially transformed face
  2578. "W-wow, that sucks. Is there anyway that I can help?"
  2579. >She's quiet for a moment
  2580. >"...I don't suppose you would like to be a changeling?"
  2581. "What?"
  2582. >You can see a glimmer of hope in her eyes
  2583. >"Y-yeah, if I transfer the larva from me into you, then you'll become a changeling instead. You'd get all of their abilities, and if you ever missed your hands, you could just change back into your human form. Since I sort of created you, I would be your Queen, but I'm already basically your boss anyway..."
  2584. >She's trying her best to hide her excitement at possibly not being turned into a bug
  2585. >You don't really want to lose your humanity
  2586. >But on the other hand, she does have a good point
  2587. >You could just turn back into a human if you wanted
  2588. >And having changeling powers sounds really cool
  2589. >...fuck, you hope it isn't painful
  2590. >You smile nervously
  2591. "O-okay, let's do it."
  2592.  
  2593. _______________________________________
  2594.  
  2595. >Anon was Sunset's first boyfriend when she came to earth
  2596. >When she felt that his sexual performance wasn't up to snuff, she turned him into a vibrator
  2597. >After she reformed, she felt really guilty about what she did
  2598. >Rather than face the reality of her actions, she just shoves him into the back of her underwear drawer and tries to forget about him
  2599. >It doesn't really work
  2600. >When Twilight returns, Sunset confesses and pleads with her to turn him back
  2601. >Unfortunately, going back isn't really an option for Anon anymore
  2602. >He's been trapped like in that form for too long
  2603. >There's only one way to help Anon now
  2604. >Since he can never be a human again, he has to learn to accept and enjoy his role as the object that he's stuck as
  2605. >And since that object happens to be a sex toy, that means a lot of masturbation
  2606. >Twilight tells Sunset that she needs to start using Anon every day
  2607. >She has to bring herself to an orgasm, maybe even multiple ones with him
  2608. >Preferably while telling him how much she enjoys using him, and how good he makes her feel
  2609.  
  2610. _______________________________________
  2611.  
  2612. >Anon comes to Equestria as a villain with the intention of stealing the Princess's magic
  2613. >And Starlight's too, obviously
  2614. >Not leaving her running around to fuck everything up
  2615. >Rather than start with the jobbers, he decides to absorb Twilight's magic first
  2616. >It doesn't work out the way he planned
  2617. >He becomes a little filly, and Twilight is now an Earth pony
  2618. >Twilight is obviously very upset, and wants to punish him
  2619. >Celestia however has a different idea
  2620. >She wants Twilight to reform him, like she did for Starlight
  2621. >She doesn't expect Twilight to forgive him immediately, but she does at least expect her give him a chance to prove that he can be a good pony
  2622. >Twilight is reluctant at first, but eventually agrees
  2623. >Partly because she believes that everyone deserves a second chance (except Trixie)
  2624. >But mostly because she sees this as an opportunity to exact some sweet revenge
  2625.  
  2626. _______________________________________
  2627.  
  2628. >Be Anon; you've just recently been transformed into a mare
  2629. >After about a day, your crotchtits are starting to ache and look noticeably swollen
  2630. >You head to Twilight for some answers
  2631. >She tells you that you're a milkmare
  2632. >It's rare, but some mares just constantly produce milk
  2633. >The only way to alleviate the pressure is to be milked every day
  2634. >She takes you to Sweet Apple Acres and tells AJ about your situation
  2635. >They lead you to a stall in the barn, Mac slides a bucket under you, and gets to work
  2636. >Apparently his hooves are fucking magical, because he is able to swiftly and expertly milk you
  2637. >It feels really lewd, but thankfully he's enough of a gentleman to ignore your fidgeting and stifled moans
  2638. >As you're commenting on your freshly evacuated mammaries, you notice him coming at you with a numbered ear tag
  2639. >Twilight explains that since you're now a milkmare, you're basically livestock now
  2640. >Ponies need milk, you provide milk
  2641. >You freak out a little, and they do their best to calm you down
  2642. >They put the eartag away, and ask you to at least view your accommodations
  2643. >It's a pretty normal-looking room
  2644. >Three square meals are provided by the Apple Family every day, and you share a communal bath and rest area with the other milkmares, of which there are two
  2645. >It's kind of like a college dorm
  2646. >...the barn is a lot bigger on the inside than the outside...
  2647. >Whatever
  2648. >They give glowing reviews, insisting that there's no better place for a milkmare
  2649. >Free rent and food, in exchange for your milk
  2650. >...and some of your freedom
  2651. >Twilight tells you that if you decide that you don't like it at SAA, then you're free to choose another dairy farm later
  2652. >Apparently you don't really have the choice to not be a milkmare
  2653. >After reluctantly agreeing to stay, they leave you in your room to gather your thoughts, and Mac tells you to let him know when you're ready for your tag
  2654. >...at least your new bed is softer than your shitty old one...
  2655.  
  2656. No.31382055
  2657. >>>>>
  2658. Time for Anon to lead a milkmare uprising and not tolerate being treated as a second class citizen. Maybe if one or more princess became milkmares that could help end the stigma.
  2659. >>>>>
  2660.  
  2661. >Storm Canterlot Castle
  2662. >Alone, because the other milkmares are happy the way they are
  2663. >You splash Celestia in the face with a milkmare transformation potion
  2664. >No effect
  2665. >N-nani!?
  2666. >She smiles softly before turning her side towards you and lifting one of her back legs out of the way to reveal a pair of swollen teats
  2667. >She was already a milkmare
  2668. >They're larger than yours, but her overall larger size makes it easier to conceal them
  2669. >You feel strangely jealous
  2670. >As you stare at them, you're suddenly tackled by Celestia's royal guard and dragged off to the dungeon
  2671. >They fit you with a bridle, stuff a bit into your mouth, wrap your torso in a metal and faux-leather harness and saddle, and lock a set of cuffs and spreader bars to your legs
  2672. >Taking you by the reigns, they slowly lead your hobbled form out of the dungeon and into a nice, well decorated room
  2673. >Celestia wanders in, chatting with one of her retainers as you are strapped into an immobilizing frame
  2674. >They connect a set of pumps to both Celestia and yourself and switch them on
  2675. >She makes small talk with the servants, but since you're gagged, you can only wait as the fluid is drawn from your breasts
  2676. >When you've been emptied, they leave you strapped in until Celestia is done as well, which takes about a minute or so
  2677. >Once again, part of you feels a little jealous
  2678. >She thanks the servants as they remove the pumps, and she leaves without acknowledging you
  2679. >They unhook you and lead you back to your cell in the dungeon without removing your bondage gear
  2680. >As you lay on your dirty straw mat, your mind returns to Sweet Apple Acres
  2681. >You miss your soft bed
  2682. >...and Mac's wonderful hooves
  2683.  
  2684. _______________________________________
  2685.  
  2686. >Celestia transforms Anon into an Alicorn Princess and leaves him in charge of Equestria for a day after he insists that her job is easy and that he could do it better
  2687. >Six hours later, Canterlot is burning and there are riots in the streets
  2688. >To be fair, it isn't entirely Anon's fault
  2689. >Some of the blame lies with Celestia for handing him the reigns in the first place
  2690. >Celestia is upset
  2691. >Anon made her look like a jackass, but worse than that, ponies got hurt
  2692. >Rather than return his humanity and throw him the dungeon, she decides to give him the harshest punishment available
  2693. >Lunar banishment
  2694. >The first one in over a thousand years
  2695. >Before Anon can try to argue his way out of it, she blasts him straight to the moon
  2696. >After the first few days of wallowing in self pity and shouting curses out into the inky blackness of space, he decides to actually take a look around at the barren, airless wasteland that will be his home for the rest of eternity
  2697. >He climbs the nearest hill, and makes a shocking discovery
  2698. >A fucking village
  2699. >With houses and ponies milling about and fields of crops and everything
  2700. >He has no idea how lunar agriculture is supposed to work, but whatever
  2701. >He learns from the locals that these small communities are spread all over the moon
  2702. >While it may be rare now, before Nightmare Moon, lunar banishment was fairly common
  2703. >And since a lunar banishment comes with an eternal sentence, then everyone who was ever banished is still alive
  2704. >It's sort of like Equestria's Australia
  2705. >Except that it's in space
  2706. >A thought occurs to Anon
  2707. >He's still an Alicorn, which basically makes him a Princess by default
  2708. >With his power and regal title, it wouldn't be too difficult to unite these disparate tribes and villages into one kingdom
  2709. >His time leading Equestria was educational
  2710. >He definitely learned what NOT to do
  2711. >He can think of no better 'Fuck You' to Celestia than becoming an effective and beloved leader of an actual, literal Celestial Kingdom
  2712.  
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  2714.  
  2715. >You are Anon, and you have been cursed by an ancient artifact, turning you into a mare
  2716. >You roll your eyes in annoyance
  2717. >Magical Mishaps befall you pretty much every week; this isn't your first rodeo
  2718. >You'll just go to Twilight to have it undone, like you usually do
  2719. >But when you step outside, you find that you're on Earth once again, in what appears to be New York City
  2720. >There are dozens of humans milling about, but the odd pony mixed in shows that you're not completely alone
  2721. >A nearby human notices you and points
  2722. >"Oh my God, it's her!"
  2723. >Phones are pulled out, and you're nearly blinded by flashes as they start snapping pictures
  2724. >They excitedly tell you how much you mean to them, and how much they love you and your music while crowding around you
  2725. >You're suddenly lifted up by a very large black man in a suit who basically tells them all to fuck off as he loads you up in the back of a car
  2726. >It takes off promptly, leaving the strange people behind
  2727. >"Sorry about that Ma'am, we must have gotten separated. We'll get you home, safe and sound."
  2728. >You're terrified and confused, so you just nod
  2729. >You drive past a billboard that answers some of your many questions
  2730. >It's an image of you in a basic-bitch popstar pose, advertising some kind of live concert
  2731. >Your cutie mark seems to be music-based as well
  2732. >Apparently you're a famous singer or something
  2733. >Your bodyguard drops you off at your enormous penthouse apartment, and helpfully reminds you about your talk show interview that night
  2734. >As you try to calm your reeling thoughts, something on your desk catches your eye
  2735. >A very distinctive-looking journal with your cutie mark on the front cover
  2736. >A quick skim confirms your suspicion; it's a direct line to Twilight back in Equestria
  2737. >The Journal only goes back so far, so you can only speculate as to why you have this
  2738. >You must be some kind of reformed villainess or something to get such preferential treatment
  2739. >You grab a pen, flip to a clean page, and prepare to demand some answers
  2740.  
  2741. _______________________________________
  2742.  
  2743. >Lyra has always had an eccentric love of humans, despite most ponies not believing that they're real
  2744. >This has gotten in the way of a lot of friendships and relationships
  2745. >They think it's cute, until they realize that she's very serious
  2746. >And then it's kind of creepy
  2747. >One pony doesn't let it bother her, though
  2748. >Bon Bon was always accepting of her, even if she didn't necessarily believe in humans herself
  2749. >After waking up together, Lyra playfully shoves Bonnie, causing her to fall out of bed and bump her head
  2750. >And then she starts freaking out
  2751. >She shouts something about 'remembering everything' and 'they took my dick' before bursting out into the street, where she's immediately zapped by Twilight
  2752. >Twilight reveals that Bon Bon was actually a human from earth who was transformed into a pony and given the identity of 'Sweetie Drops' for safety purposes
  2753. >She worked for the agency that captured her for a while before it was dissolved and she came to Ponyville as 'Bon Bon'
  2754. >Twilight resets her memories and puts her back in bed before telling Lyra to have a nice day
  2755. >And also if she tells Bonnie about any of this, she's going to wipe her brain all the way back to magic kindergarten
  2756. >Bon Bon wakes up with a headache so strong that she's certain that it's a hangover, even if she didn't drink the night before
  2757. >Meanwhile, Lyra is practically vibrating in place due to a mixture of excitement and fear
  2758.  
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  2760.  
  2761. >Anon wants to be a pony
  2762. >Twilight visits him to make that desire a reality, but finds that he's more on the fence than absolutely certain
  2763. >Twilight offers to give him a trial run: twelve hours as a qt little mare, and then he can make his decision
  2764. >He agrees, becomes the pony, and she takes him out for a night on the town
  2765. >They have fun, even with Anon's difficulties with his lack of hands
  2766. >At the end of the evening, Twilight asks if he's going to go through with it
  2767. "Oh, no thanks. I think I'll stay human."
  2768. >"...what?"
  2769. "Yeah, I had fun tonight, but really prefer having hands. And a dick. Why is it that I couldn't stay male?"
  2770. >Twilight laughs nervously as she screams internally
  2771. >This is bad
  2772. >Really bad
  2773. >Temporary transformation is impossible; he's already now permanently a pony
  2774. >Nobody had decided to not go through with it yet, so she thought she was in the clear
  2775. >There is about two hours left on the clock before the 'temporary transformation' is supposed to end
  2776. >She has that long to somehow convince him that he actually does want to be a pony, or she's in serious trouble
  2777.  
  2778. _______________________________________
  2779.  
  2780. >Anon is invited to join a super secret club
  2781. >Because it's so secretive, he doesn't know anything about it
  2782. >All he knows is that it's exclusive, so if he joins he'll get to feel special
  2783. >He is brought to the large estate that serves as the organization's meeting place, where a cute little pony greets him at the gate and leads him inside
  2784. >Another cute little pony takes his coat, while another offers him a drink, and then another leads him to the people who will be vetting him
  2785. >There are dozens of happy little ponies, milling about the manor and acting as servants for the human men who make up the membership of the group
  2786. >On the way, he accidently peeks into a room labeled 'private lounge' where another pony is fellating a human
  2787. >He's pretty sure he knows what this group is about now
  2788. >He meets the leader, who is sitting back in a lazy chair and literally using a pony as a footstool
  2789. >After Anon completes his interview, the leader congratulates him on becoming the newest member of the group
  2790. >And then somebody jabs a needle in his neck, and he blacks out
  2791. >When he wakes up, he's a qt mare in a cage
  2792. >There are other cages nearby with other equally scared and confused ponies in them
  2793. >One pony is calm, however
  2794. >She explains that this is the initiation for the group
  2795. >They are going to be released onto the estate, and the humans are going to hunt them
  2796. >If they can avoid being caught for 72 hours, then they will be turned back into humans
  2797. >If they get caught, they will be taken to the basement for training as servant ponies
  2798. >The cages are opened, and the ponies are all flushed out onto the grounds, where they will have a full day to get acclimated to their surroundings before the hunt begins
  2799. >Anon decides to stick with the calm one, since she seems to have her shit together
  2800. >Little does he know that she's so calm because she wants to be a servant pony, and she's planning on getting caught on purpose
  2801.  
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  2803.  
  2804. >Equestria successfully invades and takes over Earth
  2805. >They tell the humans that they're going to be just and fair rulers, but there's a secret agenda behind the scenes
  2806. >They want to turn the people of Earth into ponies
  2807. >They don't want to just fire a friendship laser over the planet and turn everyone overnight; they plan to make it a gradual process
  2808. >They set a goal for a certain number of pony converts per year and work towards it
  2809. >They start by only ponifying people who are willing
  2810. >When their numbers fall short, they now start ponifying criminals
  2811. >They argue that since ponies are naturally more peaceful and less aggressive, it's a good way to ensure that they won't commit more crimes
  2812. >They start with only the worst offenders, but gradually start lowering the bar for what constitutes a ponifiable offense to keep their numbers up
  2813. >But they keep missing their goals regardless
  2814. >So Princess Celestia comes up with a rather insidious idea:
  2815. >A social credit system
  2816. >It collates data from social media, financial institutions, and internet browsing data to give you a score
  2817. >They even give/take points based on the scores of friends and family
  2818. >A high score means that you already embody the values of friendship and love
  2819. >A low score means that you have to take 'friendship counseling'
  2820. >If your counselor decides that you are a lost cause as a human, then you will be ponified
  2821. >Anon has managed to maintain a decent score, but after a particularly bad week his score drops low enough that he gets called into counseling
  2822. >Few people come out of counseling with their humanity intact anyway, but little does Anon know that his counselor is running behind on her quota
  2823.  
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