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SciLight Laboratories, Inc

By SpeedBoostBlaziken
Created: 2021-07-16 21:31:33
Updated: 2021-04-01 06:26:12
Expiry: Never

  1. >"Anon, could you recalibrate the photodiode responsivity on 13 to an ambient temperature of 23C"?
  2. >_ciredit -diode p13 -temp 23
  3. >_calibrating diode 13 to ambient temp. 13 Centigrade
  4. >_diode 13 cabilbrated
  5. "Done"
  6. >"Hmmm, these readings can't be right. The infrated radiation emitted by this device should be cooking us alive."
  7. "Maybe it's not infrared. Maybe it's an electromagnetic field inducing a charge in the circuitry behind the diode."
  8. >"We checked for electromagnetic radiation. It can't be that. The sensor is reading 0.0"
  9. >Twilight runs some calculations on her terminal, and turns to you
  10. >"Try calibrating all photodiodes for a temperature of... 137C"
  11. "You're the boss"
  12. >_ciredit -diode p* -temp 137
  13. >_calibrating all diodes "p*" to ambient temp 137 Centigrade
  14. >_diodes "p*" calibrated
  15. >Immediately your electrical sensors start picking up a huge constant current
  16. >"There it is! But what could it mean?"
  17. "Hang on, let me try something."
  18. >"Wait, what are you-"
  19. >_ciredit record -mode dc
  20. >_recording electrical current in DC mode
  21. >Instead of reading a constant AC current, the machine is now recording a series of rapid DC currents followed by dips toward 0
  22. >"Anon, I didn't say to change anything."
  23.  
  24. "I know, just trust me, I think we're on the right track."
  25. >"Well change it back. We can't mess with the data!"
  26. "Alright, I got it."
  27. >_ciredit record -mode ac
  28. >_recording electrical current in ac mode
  29. "Alright. Now, I want to look into something. I think I can get us some results."
  30. >You open the DC recording into a spectrograph program
  31. >Twilight joins you at your terminal
  32. >"You'd better be onto something"
  33. "We'll see."
  34. >You check the properties to determine the highest voltage peak, and set the reference point to half of that
  35. >Now the peaks and dips go above and below the middle line, just like
  36. "It looks like a waveform."
  37. >Her expression remains as cold and calculated as ever, but you've known her long enough to see a glimmer of hope peeking through
  38. >"You're right."
  39. >You export the waveform as a .wav file and play it through the terminal's speakers
  40. >"-OPERTY OF THE EQUESTRIAN THRONE. RETURN IT TO YOUR NEAREST MAYOR OR GOVERNOR IMMEDIATELY... THIS DEVICE IS PROPERTY OF THE EQUESTRIAN THRONE. RETURN IT TO YOUR NEAREST MAYOR OR GOVERNOR IMMEDIATELY... THIS DEVICE IS PROPERT-"
  41. >You and Twilight stare at the screen for what feels like ages
  42. >You chance to turn to look at your boss and see a genuine smile
  43. >It's small, it's subtle, but it's there
  44. >This means a major breakthrough has just occurred
  45. >"Well," she says in her usual neutral tone, "I believe I should trust you more often."
  46. >She walks around to the testing area and begins reexamining the device
  47. >"Set the recording mode back to DC current."
  48. "On it."
  49. >_ciredit record -mode dc -verbose -interval 10
  50. >_recording electrical current in DC mode with verbose text outputs in 10 second intervals
  51. "Done. I've also enabled verbose output at 10 second intervals."
  52. >"Good idea. Monitor the average and maximum current intensity. That should tell is if the audio has changed."
  53. "Understood."
  54. >As you monitor the outputs from the program, Twilight ventures something she hasn't done so far
  55. >Donning thick rubber gloves and a protective tinted face shield, she gingerly touches one of the circles on the outside of the device
  56. >At first, the miniature flying saucer, or perhaps clamshell amulet, doesn't respond
  57. >But then, the six illuminated dots on the outside change from red to six colors:
  58. >Purple, blue, white, pink, yellow, and orange
  59. "Twilight, we've got a change in the signal. And now, it's gone."
  60. >She rushes over to your terminal where you are already repeating the same steps as before
  61. >You open the sound file and
  62. >"Please enter the passcode within the next 30 seconds."
  63. >You immediately check the clock on your display
  64. "We have 10 seconds left."
  65. >"The blast room."
  66. >The two of you rush into the blast room, a sealed chamber made of solid lead-lined reinforced concrete with 6 layers of 2-inch thick cadmium-treated bulletproof glass with nitrogen gas filling the spaces
  67. >A lead-filled steel barrier stands ready to fall in the event of ionizing radiation levels exceeding the capacity of the glass
  68. >Of course it won't stop an atomic bomb detonation, but it can prevent you from being fried by a runaway fission reaction
  69. >The rest of the building is, of course equipped to handle such a meltdown
  70. >As the two of you prepare for the worst, the device simply returns to its red state, and the current returns to its "Government Property" message
  71. "Alright, there doesn't seem to be a penalty for entering nothing. It just went back to the default message."
  72. >"Even still, we probably shouldn't enter anything then. There may be a penalty for entering the wrong code."
  73. "Should we research the colors of the lights?"
  74. >"Make a note of it. For now, we should monitor and study it more."
  75. "Maybe find out about this mysterious cold infrared radiation?"
  76. >'That's what I was thinking."
  77. >She exits the blast room and heads back into the testing chamber
  78. >"You know me so well."
  79. "Well, we've only known each other for 16 of the last 22 years. I'd imagine we should be intimately familiar by now."
  80. >"Is that your way of asking me out?"
  81. "Of course not. I know better than to date the boss "
  82. >She smirks a little at this
  83. >"Shame."
  84. >You smile as well
  85. >You may be a pair of science obsessed, workaholic genii, but who's to say you can't have a little humor in the office
  86. >It doesn't hurt that you and Twi have been the best of friends since age six
  87. >Competitive, rivalling, but always friends
  88. >Seems like she's the winner, since she owns the lab
  89. >And here you are, working for her as her underling
  90. >And there's nowhere you'd rather be
  91. >"We should head home and get some sleep. Leave the computers running, but change the output intervals to 300 seconds."
  92. >A few quick taps on the keyboard and
  93. "Done."
  94. >"Alright, Anonymous, I'll see you tomorrow."
  95. "Bright and early."
  96. >The two of you part ways to retrieve your personal effects and head to your vehicles
  97. >The other employees have long left, their time clocks maxed out for the day
  98. >As always, you turn and look at the imposing building where you work everyday
  99. >Twilight has worked so hard to get where she is now, and so have you
  100. >That sign, with its bright letters stands as a reminder of what you've built together over the last decade
  101. >One of the nation's leading research companies, dealing with all sorts of science, but specializing in electromagnetic radiation
  102. >The work you and you teams do here is revolutionizing energy, commerce, information transfer
  103. >And it's only going to get better from here
  104. >A company with investors all over the globe
  105. >A lab with the highest tech and most loyal security to be found
  106. >All started ten short years ago by two twelve-year-olds with a dream
  107. >Ten years of blood, sweat, and tears are memorialized in those giant white letters:
  108. SCILIGHT LABORATORIES, INC

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