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Girlynonynous@Sleepover[Lewd]

By SpeedBoostBlaziken
Created: 13th December 2020 09:07:09 PM

  1. >You blink twice, shaking your head to try to clear whatever hallucinations you're having
  2. >Yet Pinkie Pie is still there, holding out her hand, expecting a handshake
  3. >"Soooooooo, are ya gonna be there?" she asks again
  4. >You are Anonymous, and there's a hyperactive pink girl bouncing in front of you
  5. >You're not very popular in school
  6. >Okay, no one in school talks to you
  7. >Probably because of how girly you are
  8. >Your thin frame, long hair, and high, raspy voice probably have plenty of people thinking you're some kind of faggot
  9. >And yet here's Pinkie Pie, one of the most popular girls in the school, inviting you to a sleepover
  10. "Uh, are you sure you want me there? I mean, you know I'm-"
  11. >She cuts you off by gasping as though you'd said something horrible
  12. >"Of COURSE I want you there! I mean, I've seen you around school a lot and I noticed you weren't hanging out with your friends and I thought 'maybe Anon doesn't have any friends' but I thought that was silly like 'who doesn't have any friends?' but then I realized what if you DIDN'T have any friends and I thought how can I help Anon make friends and then I realized the girls and I were having a sleepover and I realized I could invite you and you could make some friends!"
  13. >She blinks twice as you stare at her
  14. "Uh, sure. When should I be there? And, uh, where should I be?"
  15. >Pinkie throws confetti up into the air and blows into a party favor
  16. >"Great! I'm so glad you want to come! Just be at this address tonight at 7, and make sure to bring an overnight bag!"
  17. >With that, she skedaddles off and leaves you pondering what tonight will hold
  18. ***
  19. >You're Pinkie Pie, and you're very excited
  20. >You've seen Anon around the school plenty of times and she's never seemed to make a single friend
  21. >It's not unheard of, Wallflower Blush used to be the same way
  22. >But you're sure things will be different this time
  23. >No crazy magic, no fight for your fate, and no surprises!
  24. >Well, except the surprises you have planned, of course
  25. ***
  26. >You're back to being Anonymous, and you're standing in front of what you believe to be Twilight Sparkle's house
  27. >And what a house it is
  28. >As you make your way up to the impressive double oak doors, you see movement in the window
  29. >The door is opened up before you reach it, and Sunset Shimmer gestures you toward the foyer
  30. >"Hey, Anonymous, right? Or Anon?" she asks as you take off your shoes near a large closet
  31. "Yeah, either is fine" you reply looking around at the fancy home
  32. >It's by no means a mansion, but you haven't been in a house this large, imposing, or elegant since you visited your rich aunt and uncle
  33. >"Pinkie's told us a lot about you." Sunset continues
  34. "That's... strange. We've hardly interacted so I don't know how much she would know"
  35. >"Well, she mentioned you're part of cooking club and that you're always on time for meetings."
  36. >Oh yeah, Pinkie is club president of the one after school activity you partake in
  37. >It's your only real window into the world of social interaction with your schoolmates, and yet you still hardly talk to anyone
  38. >You don't like talking anyway, since, you know, your voice and all
  39. >"Anyway, everyone else is in the living room on the right, and there's drinks and snacks in the kitchen in the back behind the stairs."
  40. "Thanks, I'll, um, join you in a second."
  41. >Sunset smiles at you and rounds the corner into the living room
  42. >'okay Anon,' you think to yourself, 'you're in, just grab a snack or something and try to ACT NATURAL!'
  43. >You autopilot until you enter the living room to see Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie and Applejack playing Super Smash Bro on a huge TV
  44. >Rarity is scrolling through some art website in a laptop with Fluttershy, and Twilight is talking with Sunset
  45. >"So I- oh, hello," says Twilight as she makes her way over to you, "you must be Anonymous, welcome."
  46. "Yep, that's me," you say, cringing at your own spaghetti, "thanks for having me."
  47. >"Oh, the pleasure is all mine. When Pinkie told me she invited someone new without ASKING," with this she shoots a glare at Pinkie, who responds with a shrug and an apologetic smile
  48. >"I was a little concerned, but she said she knows you from cooking club, and that you were in need of friendship."
  49. >"Ahem," says Sunset aloud as she ribs Twilight with an elbow, "what Twilight is trying to say is that we thought this would be a good opportunity to get to know even more people, outside of cooking club."
  50. >You look between the two of them expectantly
  51. >The two of them look at you expectantly
  52. >The two of them look at each other expectantly then back to you
  53. >Pinkie slides into your field of vision from the side, looking at you expectantly
  54. >You simply nod at Sunset, causing her to smile
  55. >Twilight also smiles and Pinkie has disappeared, having poofed back to her original spot, somehow in the middle of a long combo on Rainbow and in the lead to win
  56. >"Well, just get settled in, and be ready for a fun night!"
  57. >You sit down behind the gaming trio, munching on broccoli and watching the match unfold
  58. >"Aw, no fair!" shouts Pinkie, "you're not supposed to gang up on one person!"
  59. >"And y'all ain't supposed to be wailin' on both o' us like yer in two places at once!"
  60. >"Yeah, we wouldn't have to gang up if you weren't cheesing us!"
  61. >"Awww, it sounds like you two need to git gud." says Pinkie in a mock motherly tone
  62. >"All right, that's it! Yer done for!" shouts AJ in frustration
  63. >She tries to wobble Pinkie's Joker, and between AJ's Ice Climbers and Dash's Falco, it shouldn't be too hard
  64. >But Pinkie slips out, and because these casuals were playing with meter, she catches both of them in a final smash to end their last stocks
  65. >She turns around to the room, smiles, and says
  66. >"Heh, they never saw it coming."
  67. "Boo," you say with a thumb down and coping your mouth with one hand, "get better material."
  68. >You realize what you've done and freeze up
  69. >"Oh yeah?" asks Pinkie, "what would YOU say in such a situation?"
  70. >Thank goodness she doesn't seem mad, but rather took it as a joke
  71. >Gotta think fast on what to do
  72. >You scoot around until you're facing away from everyone, then turn around like Pinkie did
  73. >The final smash line was Morgana's this time so,
  74. "Now THAT was some brutality." you say in an imitation of Pinkie
  75. >Your raspy voice, however, sounds more like Rainbow Dash when you try to raise the pitch that high
  76. >"Hmm, I give it an A for effort," says Pinkie with a smirk, "but you're just quoting Morgana, aren't you? I mean, where's the originality?"
  77. "Originality?" you ask incredulously, "you're quoting a meme so stale you can make it into croutons. People were using the 'never saw it coming' line about Joker's announcement, for Pete's sake!"
  78. >"Oh, pshh, you call it stale, I call it a classic."
  79. "In order to be classic there has to be some class. What's next, over nine thousand? You gonna back air them off ledge and shout 'THIS IS SPARTA'?"
  80. >Pinkie gasps in (what you hope is) mock insult
  81. >"I'm hurt by that, Nonny. You think I'd stoop so low as to use lines from the Meme-orial wall of 2007? I have at least a hundred better lines than that."
  82. >You blink twice and shake your head yet again, caught off guard by this
  83. "Did, did you just say 'at least a hundred'? And did you call me 'Nonny'?"
  84. >"Uh-huh." she replies curtly
  85. "Oh, well, I see."
  86. >An awkward silence fills the room for a moment before Sunset saves the day
  87. >"So, Anon, I'm glad your parents decided to let you stay over on such short notice. What's your family like?"
  88. "Oh, yeah, my parents were actually kind of excited that I was getting out of the house."
  89. >You realize everyone's looking kind of worried at what you said
  90. >Dammit, autism
  91. "Oh no, not like that!" you say waving your hands, "it's not like they wanted me gone, but they were happy I was going somewhere out with people, you know? I'm kinda known as introverted, you know?"
  92. >"Oh, I completely understand," says Fluttershy, "being so shy some people thought I just didn't like other people. But then my freinds helped me come out of my shell."
  93. "Yeah, it's kinda like that."
  94. >You ponder back to when you asked if you could go to the sleepover
  95. >EARLIER THAT DAY:
  96. <flashback>
  97. >You are Anonymous, and you've been invited to a sleepover later tonight by Pinkie Pie
  98. >You're in your kitchen eating dinner with your family, who are cheerfully talking about careers, memories, etc.
  99. >Your eldest brother, Silent Shepherd, a Master Gunnery Sergeant in the Marines, talked about his latest tour of duty
  100. >He was hotheaded and loved to flaunt his s00per s33kr1t military deeds, but he was a caring guy nonetheless
  101. >You next eldest brother, White Noise, a Chief Petty Officer in the Coast Guard, plays tug-of-war with Shepherd for attention with his own stories
  102. >And your older sister by two years, False Tracks, has just joined the Army and awaits the start of training soon
  103. >Your father, a retired Lieutenant Commander with the Navy sits bemused listening to their squabbles
  104. >And your mother, an Airman before honorable discharge from a serious injury, smiles sweetly at you
  105. >And here's you, Anonymous, Senior in high school who can't do a pullup if the world depended on it
  106. >It's rare to have everyone home here at once, and you enjoy it, really
  107. >But it's a most inopportune time
  108. >Your siblings were already the type to tease their baby brother, and your lack of anything resembling manliness compared to even your sister made it all the worse
  109. >Your family laughs at the story of one of your mother's fellow trainees who got himself arrested before their fist day at basic was over
  110. >You wait for things to die down just enough, and then
  111. "Mom, dad?"
  112. >Everyone perks up at your voice, likely surprised to hear you even attempt to speak in front of this many people, even family
  113. "I was invited to a sleepover tonight. Is it alright if I go?"
  114. >Your father gives you a warm and genuine smile, and laughs
  115. >"Of course it's all right, son. I'm glad to see you getting out and having some fun."
  116. >You love it when Dad calls you "son"
  117. >Most people might think it somewhat impersonal, but it's his way of reminding you that, despite everything, he still sees you as a man, and one of his sons
  118. >"No kidding," says Tracks, "who invited you? Someone from school?"
  119. >She leans in close with a devious, teasing smile
  120. >"Was it a girl~?"
  121. "Um, yeah, it was Pinkie Pie from the cooking club." you stammer out
  122. >Your siblings all gasp in fake surprise (though likely at least some of it was real
  123. >"No way," says Noise, "you were invited to sleepover, with GIRLS?"
  124. >"And it's even a girl you know?" says Shepherd
  125. >"And she's in your cooking club too?" asks Tracks
  126. >"That's perfect, " says Noise as he ruffles your hair, "since you're in cooking club I'm sure you'll make a great housewife for one of these girls some day."
  127. >"Just don't go getting pregnant, ya' hear?" asks Shepherd sarcastically
  128. >"Enough." says your dad, in his signature not-yelling-but-so-stern, strict, and-direct-that-he-doesn't-have-to-because-it's-even-more-impact-than-if-he-were-yelling-voice
  129. >Or his "Navy voice" as you liked to call it
  130. >"Anonymous lives /his/ life the way /he/ wants to. And you will respect that. Am I clear?" he states, putting emphasis on the male pronouns
  131. >"Yes, sir" comes a chorus of blunt, rehearsed replies from your siblings
  132. >You can tell, however, that it's no less genuine for it
  133. >"Anyway, son, Shepherd does have a point. I think we should have a man-to-man talk after dinner."
  134. >You cringe externally at this
  135. "Dad, it's not like that. These girls aren't like that. I'M not like that. And besides, it's not like they see me as a man, anyway. You're..."
  136. >You choke on your words, and have to swallow to continue
  137. "You're the only one who does."
  138. >Silence befalls the room, and you do your damnedest to keep the tears inside
  139. >"That's not true." says White Noise finally, "that's not true at all."
  140. >He shifts to face you more directly
  141. >"Anonymous, you're an Untraceable, same as all of us. You are what you want to be, so if you say you're a man, a woman, or an AH-64 Apache Attack Helicopter with Hellfire missiles and Hydra 70 rockets, then dammit that's what you are."
  142. >You can't help but smile at that. Noise, for all his flaws, know how to make you laugh
  143. >"We knew from when you were young that you weren't cut from the same cloth as us. You weren't likely to join any of the dot-mils, or even want to. And we knew that that was okay. But an Untraceable still needs to be tough, so, we teased you, challenged you, pushed you. I don't know what it is that you want to do with your life, Anonymous."
  144. >Noise takes your hand is both of his
  145. >"But I know you'll be great at it, because we're Untraceables, and we're great at what we do... You're my brother, Anonymous, You're his brother, " he says, pointing to Silent Shepherd
  146. >"You're her brother," he says, pointing to False Tracks
  147. >"And you're their son." he says, pointing to your parents, "You don't have to be a warrior to be those things. You can be a poet instead."
  148. "Why not a warrior poet?" you ask with a smile
  149. >"Because warrior poets can do twenty pushups without snapping their arms." he says with a 'just saying' kind of look
  150. >You hug Noise, and wipe your misty eyes
  151. "Thanks, bro. I need to get ready to go. Wish me luck."
  152. >As you walk away, your father clears his throat
  153. >"Anonymous, we still need to have that talk before you leave."
  154. >...
  155. "Fug."
  156. </flashback>
  157. >Meanwhile, back at the Sleepover,
  158. >You smile at the thoughts and nod to the girls
  159. "Yeah, my parents are great. I have three older siblings, two guys and a gal. They're all in the military, and my parents and retired military, but my sister is just going to basic soon."
  160. >"Oooooh," comes a chorus of voices, as well as some giggles
  161. >"So, you're pretty good at following orders, right darling?" asks Rarity
  162. "Um, I guess? I mean, the military life's not for me, but my parents have always been pretty strict on me. Strict, but fair."
  163. >"Like the Russian police?" asks Pinkie
  164. "Exactly." you reply with a girly giggle
  165. >Dammit, why do your laughs and giggles have to be so girly?
  166. >It's like you were born with the right set of parts, but the rest of your body was the wrong sex
  167. >Especially your voice box
  168. >"Well, I think it's time for a little game." says Rainbow Dash as she returns from the kitchen with a bottle of vodka, a bottle of cranberry juice, and eight solo cups
  169. >"Woah, woah WOAH!" shouts Sunset, "TIME OUT. I didn't know you were bringing booze! You can't do that!"
  170. >Oh no, your dad warned you about this
  171. >"You know Sunset, ironically, despite your name, you need to, eh, lighten up." the blue girl replies with a roll of the eyes
  172. >"I'll make 'em nice and weak for your pansy butts."
  173. >She begins pouring the drinks, putting maybe a shot into each cup, and two in her own
  174. >"You all know this one, 'never have I ever'. One person says something they've never done, and anyone who HAS done it has to take a drink. Simple enough, no?"
  175. >Everyone nods and tentatively takes a cup, sitting in a circle
  176. >"I'll start," says Dash, "never have I ever streaked in public."
  177. >Everyone looks around before Pinkie takes a shameful sip
  178. >You look Pinkie up and down, and the thought of her running around on the buff is giving you, feelings
  179. >Oh no, your dad warned you about this
  180. >"Me next," says Twilight, "never have I ever gone to school commando."
  181. >This time everyone in the circle sans you and Twilight takes a sip
  182. >Okay, boner, now's not the time
  183. >It must have been on those few occasions where they wear pants, right?
  184. >RIGHT?
  185. >"Alright, darlings. Never have I ever fornicated in a vehicle."
  186. >Applejack takes a sip of her drink, as does Sunset
  187. >"Your turn, Anonymous," says Dash, "and make sure it's extra embarrassing."
  188. >Applejack ribs her for her trouble, but you meet her gaze
  189. >She wants, embarrassing, huh?
  190. >If she only knew what unholy forms of spaghetti lay dormant in your pockets
  191. >But if this is how you're to be accepted, so be it
  192. "Never have I ever kissed a girl, even once."
  193. >This time everyone in the group besides you takes a sip
  194. >"Really, though, Nonny?" asks, Pinkie, "not even once, just to try it?"
  195. "Um, I mean, I've never really gotten the chance to."
  196. >"Would you like to?" she asks, suddenly in your face
  197. "Um, maybe later?"
  198. >"I see," says Dash, "need a little more liquor in you before you're ready to take the plunge? It's pretty common."
  199. >"Geez, Rainbow, do y'all ever NOT think about alcohol?" asks AJ
  200. >"Pshh, yeah, like all the time. Even I can't win at sports if I'm drunk." she replies in a 'dude isn't it obvious' kind of way
  201. >Well, she doesn have a point
  202. >Anyway, it's Twilight's turn
  203. >"Never have I ever borrowed a tampon from someone else."
  204. >Once again everyone is sipping but you and Twilight.
  205. >"Never borrowed a tampon from your sister?" asks Pinkie
  206. "Um, no? What would I need a tampon for?" you ask slightly grossed
  207. >"Uhhh, for your period?" says Dash, whilst looking at you like you're retarded
  208. >Now she's teasing you too, great
  209. "Except I don't have one?" you say, returning the favor
  210. >"Oooh," says Rarity, "are you on one of those fancy new wave birth controls that stem that sort of thing?"
  211. >She looks completely genuine though
  212. >You don't think,
  213. >Oh no, your dad did NOT warn you about this
  214. "Umm, you guys don't ACTUALLY think I'm a woman, do you? You DO know I'm a man, right?"
  215. >An awkward silence falls on everyone, followed by awkward laughter
  216. >"Haha, that's funny, Anonymous," says Twilight, "it's a good thing you're joking, since it'd be pretty bad if my parents knew I brought a boy over tonight."
  217. "I'm... not joking."
  218. >The group looks at you silently
  219. >"Uhhhhhh."
  220. >"Show me." says Dash
  221. >>35055823
  222. "What?"
  223. >"Show. Me." she repeats
  224. "Like, how?"
  225. >"Well, if you're a dude, whip that cock out and show me."
  226. "I am NOT doing that!" you shout, covering your crotch with your hands
  227. >"See?" says Dash, "She's bluffing."
  228. "I'm not a she! I'll prove it!"
  229. >You reach into your wallet and pull out your ID
  230. >There it is, plain as day
  231. >Gender: Male
  232. >Sex: Male
  233. "You can't lie about stuff like this on an official ID. It's why they have a separate 'gender' section now." you say with air quotes
  234. >"Oh my gosh, he's right." says Twilight, "HE is right."
  235. >"Oh no." says Sunset
  236. "I'm sorry," you say scooting away, "I didn't think you guys actually thought I was a girl! I thought this was just a coed sleepover."
  237. >"Coed sleepover? In my parents' house while they're away? Does that sound normal to you, Anonymous?" asks Twilight at a half-shout
  238. "Um, yeah?" you reply honestly
  239. >After a moment of more awkward silence, Pinkie speaks up
  240. >"He does have a point. Throwing a coed sleepover with your parents out of town sounds like exactly the kind of thing someone might expect a highschool girl like you to do if they didn't know you, Twilight."
  241. >Everyone nods in agreement and you feel a sliver of hope, that this might not all be pinned on you
  242. >"Well, I guess it can't be helped. You're welcome to stay the night. You were originally going to share a bed with Sunset, but, now we'll need a new plan."
  243. "Oh that's okay. I brought a pillow, I can sleep on the floor."
  244. >"Oh, nonsense," says Twilight with a smile, "we'll figure something out for you
  245. >"In any case," says Dash, "why don't we get back to partying?"
  246. >Everyone goes back to doing their things, people mingle, play games, take selfies, everything you imagined a girly sleepover to be
  247. >Though everyone is a little more hesitant around you now, they're still friendly
  248. >Maybe because they got to know you first while the cat was still in the bag, and maybe friendship is just magic or something
  249. >Things start winding down until Sunset spills some soda on her pajama shirt when her cup slips
  250. >Everyone winces
  251. >"Oh, shoot." she says, before shrugging
  252. >"Good thing I brought a spare."
  253. >She reaches into her bag and pulls out a pajama shirt exactly like the one she's wearing: pink with a sun symbol on the front
  254. >She suddenly yanks her current shirt off, right in front of everyone and,
  255. >She's not wearing a bra
  256. >She's not wearing anything on top
  257. >She's bare, her breasts are bare and on display
  258. >They're a slightly lighter shade of yellow than her arms and face, and her nipples are a crimson that matches her hair
  259. >Oh no, dad warned you about this
  260. >What did he say again?
  261. >"Remember son, girl's chests are like the sun. It's okay to look, but DON'T stare. Unless you have sunglasses, heheh."
  262. >Oh shit, look away!
  263. >Too late, you notice Sunset is sees you and you lock eyes with her
  264. >You twist your head to the side
  265. >Man, this wall paint sure is interested
  266. >"Oh, sorry," says Sunset as she covers herself with the new shirt, "I forgot you were, y'know."
  267. "Haha I don't know what you're talking about! What do you mean, Sunset?!" you say slightly too loud as you stare at the oh so interesting wall
  268. >"It's fine, no biggie, really. It's my fault anyway."
  269. >"Yeah," says Rainbow in a mischievous tone, "there just boobs. you've seen some before, right.?"
  270. "Uh, buh, I, uh."
  271. >"Bahahahahaha!"
  272. >Rainbow falls off of you laughing and points at you
  273. >"I knew it! You're a total virgin!"
  274. "I, I mean I..."
  275. >Dash climbs back to her knees and pretends to fail at stifling laughter
  276. >"Don't bother, I can spot a virgin from a mile away!"
  277. >You fight back the tears
  278. >It's the one kind of fighting you're good at
  279. >"Aww, you gonna cry, now? You'll never get a girl with that kind of attitude." she says between gasps of laughter
  280. >Applejack stands up and makes her way over toward an oblivious Dash
  281. >"You might as well go gay."
  282. >Applejack winds up and conks Rainbow on top of the head with a closed fist and a thud
  283. >"OW! What the hell, Jack?" she asks indignitely
  284. >"Now I don't know what in the gosh-darned lilly-lickin' hog-tyin' crop-dustin' Fuck has gotten into you, Dash, but y'all are asking for an ASS-whoopin' actin' like that toward our new friend,"
  285. >She grabs Dash by the shirt and pulls her up to face her eye to eye
  286. >"YA HEAR?!"
  287. >Dash grabs AJ's hand and shoves it away from herself
  288. >"See? This is what I'm talking about. Can't take any heat, can't fight back so he has to hide behind you"
  289. >She punctuates the last word with a finger to Applejack's chest
  290. >"This so called 'man' ain't shit and you all are just gonna let him waltz in here and start, I dunno, acting like one of the gang?"
  291. >She turns to you and points at you as well, her finger wobbling as though she can't /quite/ make out where exactly you are
  292. >"And you, just cause you look like a girl doesn't make you one of us. You're a virgin and a loser, got it? A girl will NEVER show you her tits on purpose."
  293. >Just as Applejack is about to grab Dash and start tearing her between 18 and 23 new assholes, Sunset interjects
  294. >"I wouldn't be so sure about that, Dashie."
  295. >She lets the shirt she was holding over her chest fall to the floor, her bare, bra-free bust freely visible once again, and she turns her head to lock eyes with you
  296. >She smiles, pulls her hand up to shoulder height like she's waving maracas, and does a slight little shake side to side
  297. >"So, what do you think?"
  298. >You're mesmerized yet again
  299. >The sight of Sunset's perfect knockers threatens to shut you down entirely
  300. >As fucked as she is, Dash has a point
  301. >This is your first time seeing the real deal
  302. >Your dad warned you about this
  303. >'And son, if by some miracle a girl shows you her rack, don't just stare like some kind of jackass. Take a deep breath and say something.'
  304. >You try to take a calm deep breath, but it comes as more like a desperate gasp, like a man about to drown breaching the surface
  305. >You do let it out more smoothly though, and you smile at Sunset
  306. "They're, perfect. Thanks for the show, sweet cheeks."
  307. >Sunset blushes and smiles before bending down and picking up her shirt
  308. >Everyone else just kind of cringes
  309. >Your dad warned you about this
  310. >'And whatever you do, son, don't try to emulate people with way more charisma and manly charm than you have. Play to your strengths.'
  311. >Well that's one warning you totally failed to heed
  312. >"Big deal," says Dash, "they're nice tits all right? Score one for Anon. I bet a virgin like you popped a boner just from that, huh?"
  313. >You look around the room at all the girls
  314. "Is there even a point in lying and saying 'no'?"
  315. >They all shake their heads and/or shrug
  316. "Guess I'll stay sitting here then"
  317. >"Oh no you don't." says Rainbow as she hoists you up by one arm
  318. >You're now standing bent over and covering your crotch by holding the oversize shirt you're wearing down and away from yourself
  319. >"No need to be embarrassed, right? I mean, it's only natural."
  320. >"She, does have a point," says Twilight of all people, "I mean, we can't just expect you to hide a major part of your anatomy away for our convenience."
  321. >"I agree, darling, it's just part of being a man, right?"
  322. >You swear you saw Rarity bite her bottom lip
  323. >Dash pushes you against the wall and you grab it to keep your balance
  324. >Everyone's now staring at you
  325. >Or rather, a part of you
  326. >They all look surprised, in different ways
  327. >Rainbow bends over, inspects your wood closely, and scoffs
  328. >"This is it?" she asks, giving your stiffy a painful flick on the tip, "No wonder you're a virgin."
  329. >"Will you stop obsessing over that?!" shouts Sunset
  330. >You look around for Rainbow Dash's tardwrangler, but it seems Applejack has left the scene, at least for now
  331. >"Yeah," says Twilight, "why are you being so hard on him anyway?"
  332. "Rainbow Dash?" you ask, grabbing her attention
  333. >Your dad warned you, above all else, not to do what you're about to do
  334. >Full speed ahead
  335. "Are you a virgin yourself?"
  336. >Dash is shocked, as it seems you finally got the upper hand on her
  337. >The rest of the girls, uncharacteristically from what you can tell, all start to jeer Dash, a chorus of "oooooo"s and "OOOOH!"s
  338. >Pinkie even says "oh no No NO ah-" and wheezes
  339. >You weren't even trying to be mean, you were just curious if she was projecting, and it slipped out
  340. >She shifts her left foot forward and cocks back her right hand low
  341. >You instinctively bring your hand up to guard your face
  342. >Your whole family warned you about this
  343. >Bet they didn't expect it'd have any crossover with dad's sleepover talk
  344. >Her fist slams into your gut, and you resist the urge to crumple
  345. >She swing her left fist wide for your head but your guard's already up
  346. >Your arm hurts, your gut hurts, your head hurts anyway
  347. >She continues swinging at you, throwing jabs and hooks,but you guard your head and take the bodyshots
  348. "Rainbow stop, I don't want to fight you!"
  349. >"Cause you know you'll get fucked up, asshole!"
  350. >She reels her left arm back way too wide for some kind of Hollywood haymaker
  351. >You take your chance and throw out a right jab which lands on the side of her nose
  352. >She takes a few steps back while you cower against the wall
  353. >"Huh, looks like ladyboy has some fight in him."
  354. >She squares up again and approaches you
  355. >Come on, Applejack, where are you?
  356. >You continue taking a beating from Dash, with her pummeling your arms and stomach
  357. >Good thing dad made you do those core exercises
  358. >You block her body shots as well as you can with your elbows and let your abs absorb what they can
  359. >Every so often she swings wide and you step in for a jab to the face
  360. >There's on thing you can try, but it's going to be risky
  361. >Maybe you should have practiced with your siblings
  362. >But you're a-
  363. >Okay you're neither a lover nor a fighter, but you're even more so not a fighter
  364. >She throws a hook toward your liver and you block it with your elbow
  365. >You reach out with your right hand and get it on her left bicep
  366. >You go for her head with your left hand, but she ducks away so you slap it down on her right bicep
  367. >You close the distance, putting your hip on hers so she can't knee you, and put all your strength into keeping her arms at her side
  368. >"If you wanted to get close, you should have just asked, big boy" she says in a coy manner you didn't think Dash could produce
  369. >Time for another gambit
  370. >You reach your head forward and plant a kiss on her forehead and say
  371. "Can you blame me, though?"
  372. >She flushes a bit, a mix of embarrassed and aroused if you're reading her right
  373. >"Well, maybe we-"
  374. >You shove her away with your grip on her arms, shift your weight to your left foot, pull her back to you, and drive your right knee up and into her
  375. >She coughs and smiles at you
  376. >"Not bad, for a girl."
  377. >She brings her hands in between your arms and pushes outward, breaking your grip on her instantly
  378. >Then she throws a surprise jab at your now unguarded face
  379. >Thankfully your reflexes are good enough to roll with it and avoid a broken nose
  380. >Your cheekbone now hurts like a bitch, though
  381. >You bring your guard up again and back up toward the counter
  382. >Thankfully, you see Applejack round the corner again as Dash squares up for another round
  383. >AJ grabs Rainbow's wrist out of a left hook and yanks her back
  384. >"Alright, that's enough!" she shouts, "I leave y'all alone for a minute to take a piss and y'all're treatin' Twilight's house like yer own personal fightin' club!"
  385. >"Relax AJ," says Dash as she tenderly pulls Jack's hand off of her arm, "just a little friendly roughhousing, right, Anon?"
  386. "Y-yeah,"
  387. >You say tentatively, deciding, for whatever fucked up reason, to help Dash out
  388. >Well, looking at it one way, you're really helping out AJ by stopping her from committing a serious assault on Dash
  389. >Or at least, it's easy to justify it that way considering how FUCKING PISSED Applejack looks
  390. "Yeah, just messing around, although."
  391. >You shoot Dash a sideways glare that can be hidden as friendly
  392. "I think Dash REALLY overestimated my toughness."
  393. >AJ scowls, but walks away to the kitchen with an 'I'm watching you' gesture to Dash
  394. >"That's right, punk, I'd've whooped your ass if our esteemed referee hadn't butted in."
  395. "I don't doubt it."
  396. >"Gotta say though, you did a decent job of holding your own. You ever been in a fight?"
  397. "Not a real one," you say while nursing your bruises, "but in my family you can't afford not to have at least a little bit of fight in you."
  398. >You grab your cheek and rub it gently
  399. "Emphasis on 'a little bit'."
  400. >Rainbow sizes you up, but then looks a little disappointed as she looks down
  401. >"Aww, your boner's gone." she says in a way that sounds mostly teasing but with a hint of genuine disappointment
  402. "Yeah, that shit tends to happen to a man when someone's trying to knock his ass out." you say with a confrontational shrug
  403. >"Well," she says with that uncharacteristic seductiveness from earlier, "I think we can fix that."
  404. >She grabs the front of her shirt at the bottom and lifts it up to reveal that she too is going sans-bra at the moment
  405. >Her breasts, while not very big, aren't exactly flat either, probably a low end C cup if you had to guess
  406. >In your infinite wisdom on such subjects, as a male virgin
  407. >"So, macho man, what to ya think?" she says with a wink and a little shake
  408. >Against every form of your judgement, better or other wise, you decide to tease her
  409. >Very lightly of course
  410. >You look back to Sunset, who's now wearing her shirt, then back to Rainbow
  411. "I mean, you're no Sunset Shimmer, but, um"
  412. >You flash her a smile and two thumbs up
  413. "Very nice."
  414. >"Asshole" she replies, but in a friendly way, like a bro insulting you out of friendship
  415. "Nah, nah see, if I were an asshole, I would have said 'No thanks, Rainbow, I'm not in the mood for pancakes. Maybe at breakfast'."
  416. >"Oooooooh" comes a round of jeers from the girls yet again
  417. >Rainbow, for her part, looks more impressed than anything
  418. "But I'm not, so, I told you the truth and said they were, and I quote, 'Very nice'."
  419. >"You know something, Anon?" she asks as she slowly approaches you
  420. 'What?" you say with a cockiness you never thought you'd hear from yourself
  421. >Must be the alcohol finally hitting you
  422. >Rainbow puts one hand on your arm, one behind your head, and leans up toward you
  423. >She plants a kiss on your cheek and says softly
  424. >"You're alright."
  425. "Really? Cause I-"
  426. >She shoves you forward, pulls you back to her and drives her knee up toward your gut
  427. "AH NO PLEASE!"
  428. >You shout pitifully in your girly voice
  429. >You open your eyes and see Dash's knee stopped just before your gut, before she puts it down, smirks at you and says
  430. >"Gotcha."
  431. >Everyone else giggles and Pinkie even snorts
  432. >Your face is starting to flush red, and it's definitely not all because of the alcohol
  433. "Yeah, touche, Dashie, touche."
  434. >"Pfft. If you're going to call me Dashie, at least buy me dinner first."
  435. >A silence befalls the group, so you decide to keep the ball rolling
  436. "So, you other girls gonna show me your tits now, or are we saving the rest for later?"
  437. >The other girls laugh at you, or with you maybe, you're honestly not sure at this point, and honestly, you don't care either
  438. >"Nice try, Anonymous, darling, but your wily charms won't work on me." says, you guessed it, Rarity
  439. >"They will on me!" shouts Pinkie as she yanks her shirt all the way off and
  440. >Good LOOOOOOOORD, those knockers!
  441. >Her funbags swing side to side like a pendulum, at the limit of being huge without sagging
  442. >Her smooth pink skin gradients perfectly into dark pink areolae and even darker, almost purple nipples
  443. >They're cute, they're sexy, they're beautiful
  444. >You've run out of words to describe them in your head so you content yourself to bask in their glory
  445. >Pinkie smiles in her usual playful way, but then adopts a seductive look you wouldn't expect from her
  446. >She waves you over with a finger and you find yourself complying without consciously deciding to do so
  447. >She guides you to the couch next to Fluttershy, who you catch stealing glances downward
  448. >You smile at her and say
  449. "It's okay, Fluttershy, you can look as much as you want. To say I don't mind is an understatement."
  450. >Rarity scoffs lightly and shakes her head, smiling
  451. >"Boys and their egos. Everything has to be about their sexual prowess."
  452. >You scoff back at her
  453. "Whatever you say, Ms. 'Fifty Shades on the bus to school'."
  454. >She scrunches her face and begins flushing red, grumbles something about 'privacy' and 'minding one's own business'
  455. >You can't help but chuckle at how cute it is
  456. >Pinkie gets down on her knees
  457. >"So, what do you say we finally do something about this not-so-little problem you're having?" she asks as she grabs the waistline of your PJs
  458. >"If anyone objects to me exposing Anon's wiener, speak now or forever hold your peace."
  459. >You, Flutters, Sunset, Twilight, and Dash all vigorously shake your heads as the aforementioned girls all move in for a closer look
  460. >Applejack looks over before returning silently to her phone, and Rarity just shrugs without looking up
  461. >"That settles it" says the pink girl in front of you as she pulls your pants and underwear up and over
  462. >"Not bad" says Sunset as she bites her thumb
  463. >"Indeed." says Twilight, "That looks like a well formed penis. I should definitely take some accurate measurements, you know, for his health."
  464. >"Way ahead of you.' says Pinkie as she produces a ruler from her hair
  465. >You've seen this happen before, but it's still weird regardless
  466. >She stretches your johnson up and holds the ruler to it
  467. >"Six and three-quarters inches. Not bad."
  468. >"For a girl." interjects Rainbow
  469. >But you couldn't care less
  470. >Because Pinkie is leaning up on your thighs and wrapping your cock in those pillows on her chest
  471. >She starts bouncing them up and down, and the feeling is nothing short of pure ecstasy
  472. >As if that weren't enough, she leans her head down and starts licking and sucking your tip
  473. >You throw your head back and groan, the wight of pinkie leaning on you being the only thing stopping you from thrusting your hips skyward like you're doing yoga
  474. >As you pull your head back down you look around the room and see that most of the girls, besides Rarity and AJ, have started playing with themselves under their pajama pants
  475. >You look back to Pinkie, and when she makes eye contact with you, bouncing her tits on you and suckling your tip, it sends a new wave a pleasure coursing up your hips, through your spine, and out to the rest of your body
  476. >You shudder at it and fall limp, content to rub Pinkie's head as you receive the best sexual pleasure of your life so far
  477. >"So, Twilight," says Sunset, "you thinking what I'm thinking?"
  478. >You can just barely make out what she's saying over your own pants and moans
  479. >"That we need to get a piece of that?" she replies
  480. >Sunset chuckles and wraps and arm around Twilight, drawing her own hand out of her pants
  481. >"True that. I think we should stick to the original plan of Anon sharing a bed with me tonight."
  482. >She draws Twilights gaze up to her face and smiles
  483. >"But I was thinking, in the mean time..."
  484. >"Ohhhh," says Twilight with a giggle, "but Sunset, I can't be bisexual today?"
  485. >"Wha- why not?" Sunset asks quizzically
  486. >"Because, my phone's not charging and I haven't eaten any hot chips."
  487. >Sunset groans at Twilight's terrible joke, but smiles and chuckles nonetheless
  488. >"Come here, you." she says as she drags Twilight up and out of the room
  489. >"So, AJ?" asks Dash
  490. >"No." the farm girl replies curtly
  491. >"Come on," Dash pleads, "you know it's turning you on."
  492. >"Oh fer-, fine." says AJ as she shimmies her PJs to her knees
  493. >Dash smiles and wiggles underneath the fabric bridge to plant her face squarely between AJ's thighs
  494. >You turn your attention back to Pinkie, and you feel yourself starting to close in
  495. "Pinkie, ah, I'm getting there."
  496. >"It's okay, Nonny," she says without breaking stride with her bouncing, "let Auntie Pinkie Pie take care of you. Just let it all out."
  497. >With that, you cum harder, stronger, and longer than you ever have, right into the amazing, beautiful, cute, and sexy Pinkie Pie's mouth
  498. >You nearly go blind and pass out from the pleasure, but a few gulps of air bring your spinning head back to earth
  499. "Wow, Pinkie, tha- that was amazing!"
  500. >"Hehe, of course, it's my Patented Pinkie Pie-zuri. Best in its class!"
  501. "I believe it." you say as you shimmy your pants up
  502. >But a hand reaches out and stops you
  503. >You look over to Fluttershy, who has stopped you from hiding away your trouser snake
  504. >Which, you know, is soon going to become a trouser worm
  505. >And, as expected, Anon jr. is rapidly receding
  506. >Pinkie, who has been watching its progress, takes the ruler back out once it's a peak softness
  507. >"Wow, 2 and a quarter inches," she says to the surprise of Dash, Fluttershy, and even Rarity and AJ
  508. >"It's a good thing we made first impressions while your little guy was hard."
  509. >"I'll say," says Rarity, "I've heard of growers, but I honestly wouldn't have believed you if you told me it was going to grow to exactly three times its normal length."
  510. "So, now you're interested?" you ask her
  511. >"Oh, just medically. Though, I'll say this much: turning one of my normal threesomes into a foursome isn't completely off the table. " she says with a slight smile
  512. >Yay
  513. >Fluttershy tugs on your arm, getting your attention
  514. >"U-um, Anon, I was wondering if you, could, um..."
  515. >She points down toward her pants and panties, which, previously unbeknownst to you, have been pulled down to her knees
  516. "Oh, of course, Flutterbutter, lemme just-"
  517. >You slide off the couch onto your knees on the floor, taking this opportunity to hide your softie away, and slither your way up into her pants-knees-tent much the same way Dash did with Jack
  518. >You pry her lower lips apart with your fingers, earning a loud gasp from her, and deliver a slow lick from the base up to the top
  519. >She lets out a long moan, lower in pitch than you thought he was capable of
  520. >You start circling around what you think is her clit (though, let's be real, it could be anything for all you know), and she throws her head back and moans loudly
  521. >"Well, Anonymous," says Rarity, "now I AM interested."
  522. >You pause to catch your breath, and while you're up you say
  523. "Don't worry, Rares, there's plenty to go around."
  524. >And with that, you dive back in
  525. >Your sister, of all people, warned you about this
  526. >~'When in doubt, spell the alphabet with your tongue.'
  527. ~'Thanks, sis, but, to be honest, you're kinda one of the last people I'd want to hear about this from.'
  528. >You go to town on going down, getting about halfway through your second trip around Sesame Street when you hear
  529. >"Oh, yes, oh gods, Anon, just like that, ooooh!"
  530. >She starts to shudder, and slightly buck her hips into your face
  531. >You come up for air and barely get a breath in before she grabs you by the hair and slams your face back into her snatch
  532. >You do your best, sucking and licking at the nib that you hope will get her there
  533. >Fluttershy moans louder than ever, almost but not quite screaming at this point
  534. >After a moment that feels like foreveer, she pushes your face away, leaving you tongue out and panting like a dog
  535. >"Oh, oh Anonymous, that was amazing."
  536. "You flash her a smile and a thumbs up
  537. "Glad I impressed."
  538. >After she calms down a bit, she looks at you smiling, clearly hungry but with a hint of that trademark shyness
  539. >"But, um, you know. That's not exactly what I was asking for."
  540. >She says as she pulls a condom out of her purse, blushing
  541. >Your eyes go wide in shock as you realize what she's getting at
  542. "Uh, eh, I don't know Fluttershy," you say as you watch her smile fade away
  543. "I-i-it's not like I don't want to, believe me, it's just, I'm kinda apprehensive about, well",
  544. >You see Rainbow grinning smugly at you, waiting for you to say it
  545. "I'm apprehensive about losing my virginity. I always thought it would be with someone I'm in love with."
  546. >Rather than any laughs, you surprisingly hear a collection of "Daaaaaw"s from around the room
  547. >Whether it's Rainbow, Rarity, or AJ that surprises you the most you're not sure
  548. >Even Sunset and Twilight, who have returned, join in
  549. >"It sounds to me like you've been reading too many romance novels, darling."
  550. >"Yeah, dude," says Sunset, "wanting sex with someone you're in a relationship with is great and all, but you'll be doing your future girlfriend a favor by learning the ropes first."
  551. >Your mom warned you about this
  552. >~'Now Nonny, my sweet boy, these girls will try to corrupt you, stay pure now, for your mama?'~
  553. ~'Hell nah, mom I'm gonna get me some coochie.'~
  554. >~'Anonymous!'~
  555. ~'Whoa, mom, it's just a prank, bro! Besides, I wouldn't be able to anyway.'~
  556. >~And then your mom hit you with a chancla~
  557. >~She's not even Hispanic, fucking poser~
  558. "I, I guess so."
  559. >"Right," Sunset replies, putting a hand on your shoulder, "and Fluttershy is going to help you with that. Aaaand, myself and Twilight, if you're okay with that."
  560. >You blink twice and look at Sunset blankly
  561. "Are you asking me if I'm okay with getting free sex from three super attractive and popular girls in my school? Because I am definitely okay with that."
  562. >"Not just getting," says Twilight as she rubs her hand up and down your sides
  563. >"but giving, too. We'll show you how to really please a woman."
  564. >"Yeah," chimes in Dash, "don't think you're an expert because you made Fluttershy cum. I know from experience how easy that is."
  565. >"Dash!" shouts Fluttershy, startling you
  566. >"You shouldn't talk about your sexual experiences with someone without their consent first."
  567. >"Uhh, Fluttershy, you're on the couch with your tunnel of love on full display and you just got it eaten out in front of all of us, by the guy I'm talking to. And now you want him to fuck you on the couch too."
  568. >Fluttershy looks down in shame at having the obvious pointed out to her
  569. >"Oh. Right."
  570. "Speaking of which, uh, should we get started?"
  571. >Fluttershy nods to you and shimmies herself up onto the couch
  572. >Laying her head on Rarity's lap, she removes her pants and panties the rest of the way
  573. >She also pulls her shirt up and off, exposing her full self to you
  574. >Your health class teacher warned you about this
  575. >You decide to return the favor and strip yourself down
  576. >Now you're naked in front of some of the most popular girls in school
  577. >And somehow, despite having nightmares about this exact thing, you're pretty happy with it
  578. >You remove the condom from its packaging and roll it onto yourself
  579. >"Stop! Stop everything!"
  580. >Twilight points to your tip and squeezes the reservoir at the end of the condom
  581. >"Air pocket. You forgot to pinch the tip when you rolled it on. That could burst and knock her up."
  582. >She pulls the condom off you, pulls a fresh one out of her purse, and rolls it onto you the correct way
  583. >"There now you're all set."
  584. >Sunset kneels down next to you and Fluttershy on the floor
  585. >"Now, we'll give you some tips along the way, but we also want you to try and figure things out for yourself too. That way, you'll learn some skills that can translate over to other girls."
  586. "Right, like Shepherd said, it's like knowing how to pick a lock, vs. knowing how to pick locks."
  587. >"Who's Shepherd?"
  588. "Oh, he's my eldest brother. When my family found out I was going to a sleepover with girls, it kinda lead to some awkward talks."
  589. >She giggles and pats you on the head
  590. >" That's cute. Now, turn your attention to your Fluttershy. Notice she is patiently waiting for you to initiate. When a girl is passive like this, it's best to start by easing your way in. Try a few things for foreplay and see how she responds."
  591. >You take a handful of Flutterbitties and start gently squeezing them
  592. >She doesn't seem to react to this, so you try rubbing her nipples with your thumb
  593. >This time she moans a little, so you decide to keep doing it
  594. >You take one hand off to steady yourself and trace circles around her right nipple with your tongue
  595. >Gentle moaning and cooing leads to to believe you're on the right track
  596. >You take it in your mouth and suck hard, eliciting even more sounds from your partner
  597. >You pull it up with your mouth until you've dragged her tit up into the air, and with a pop it lands back down on her chest with a *pat*
  598. >You align yourself with her opening and press inward
  599. >As you slowly inch more and more inside her, you notice her tongue hanging out
  600. >You scoop it up and back into her mouth with her own and begin some good old fashioned tonsil hockey
  601. >Once you finally bottom out, you start a rolling motion, sliding yourself down her body and pulling out most of the way, then leaning back in
  602. >Once you break away from the kiss, you hear her let out a contented sigh
  603. >"You're doing good so far," says Sunset as she rubs your back
  604. >"Keep in mind, though, that Fluttershy was plenty wet from you eating her out. Not every girl is going to be okay with you going down on her, so you might need more foreplay to get her ready."
  605. >You nod to signify you're listening, and continue massaging and licking the Flutternips
  606. >"If you can't seem to get a girl wet enough, even with a lot of well-communicated foreplay, it might be a lubrication production issue. Try to gently introduce the idea of using an artificial lubricant if need be. It might be embarrassing, but it beats hurting her, and it definitely beats damaging her vagina."
  607. "Uh, right, definitely don't want that."
  608. >You slip down a little far on the uptake, and when you push back in, the angle is different, and you feel yourself rubbing against her in a different way
  609. >You almost wouldn't have noticed if it weren't for the loud moan with which she responded
  610. >You try to replicate it, and Flutter tells you non-verbally that you're doing the right thing
  611. >Her head rolls back until she's almost looking behind herself at Rarity
  612. >Speaking of Rarity, she gently rustles Fluttershy's hair without looking up from her phone
  613. >"Yes, darling, you're doing great."
  614. >You continue on like this for a while until you start to feel yourself bubbling up again
  615. "Fluttershy, I'm starting to get close."
  616. >"Good, good. Always communicate things like that to your partner, and ask her if she is too. You never know."
  617. "What about you, Flutterbutter? You getting close too?"
  618. >Her only response is a series of small moans that sound like she's trying to yell but keeps stuttering
  619. >"That means yes, by the way."
  620. "I'm gonna cum, Flutters."
  621. >She gasps as if in surprise and grabs you by the arms
  622. >"Yes! Do it! Come inside me!"
  623. "I am, right now!"
  624. >You bottom out inside her and
  625. >Dgj udehh it eggtwth yr d do yer
  626. >Your brain short circuits as waves of pure ecstasy crash through you, bucking your hips sightly with each spurt
  627. >Eventually you collapse exhausted on top of Fluttershy, panting like you just ran a marathon
  628. >She's doing much of the same, her chest rising and falling so hard and so rapidly that her breasts just roll all around the place
  629. >"Well," says your mentor with a smile and another headpat, "I'd say that was a success."
  630. >"So Fluttershy,"
  631. >Rainbow Dash suddenly elbows her way in with a curious excitement
  632. >"Yo, Fluttershy, how did the real deal match up with our toys?"
  633. >After finally catching her breath Flutter looks up at Dash with an almost dazed expression
  634. >"It was amazing. Don't get me wrong, you're awesome, but the way it throbs when it's inside you... You can really feel it when he's going slow. And oh gods the pulsing when he cums, you just can't recreate that with a toy."
  635. >"Huh. Maybe I should try the real deal out sometime."
  636. >She gives you a pat on the back
  637. >"Congrats, dude. You just convinced a dyke to give the dick a try."
  638. "Wait, if you're a lesbian- or, were one, maybe still are? Either way, why did you get upset when I asked you if you were a virgin? I mean, if you weren't interested in meat penises before, then...?"
  639. >"Long story. Anyway, you should pull out of Flutters before you go soft again."
  640. "Oh yeah."
  641. >You do as you're told and, one a safe distance from Yellowquiet's incubation chamber, you peel it off and tie it up
  642. >"I'll get you a glass of water" says Sunset as she gets up
  643. "Thanks"
  644. >"Don't mention it. You'll need to recover before your next lesson."
  645. >...
  646. "Oh boy."
  647.  ***
  648. >So, shockingly, you do other non-sex related things with the girls
  649. >Playing Smash with Pinkie, AJ, and Dash for one
  650. >You're doing pretty handily with your main, [spoiler]male Wii Fit Trainer[/spoiler]
  651. >Spiking Falco into oblivion with your head, you return to the stage and teach Joker and Byleth a thing or two about yoga
  652. >"I still can't believe the jab combo buries on the third hit, that's so bullshit!"
  653. "I still can't believe Pinkie 'Git Gud' Pie is complaining about a low tier character."
  654. >"I can't believe Pinkie just said a bad word."
  655. >"Don't worry Fluttershy, this isn't canon."
  656. "What?"
  657. >"Nothing."
  658. "Pinkie, do you do acid?"
  659. >"Nope. No drugs for me. I do carry a bag of fresh lawn clippings around to smell sometimes."
  660. >You laugh as you juggle AJ's Byleth so far off the Skyworld stage you're damn near at Palutena's Temple
  661. >"Y'know, it's nice to finally have someone around who really gets me, y'know? I mean, all the girls love me and laugh at my normalfa- normie jokes, but you're the only girl I've met who's got the same esoteric mix of pop culture and underground internet culture knowledge as me."
  662. "Well, I'm not a girl you've met know who has that. I'm a guy who has that."
  663. >"Allegedly."
  664. "A-allegedly? Pinkie, you're a firsthand witness that I'm a guy."
  665. >"No, I'm a firsthand witness that you have a penis. Doesn't mean you're a guy."
  666. "What, you think I'm trans?"
  667. >"No, you're something much better: a trap."
  668. "Well too bad I'm not into guys."
  669. >The match finishes and the three of you stand up to stretch
  670. >"Too bad indeed." says Twilight as she wraps her arms around you from behind
  671. >"It would be so hot to see you bent over the table getting pounded by a real stud. I bet I could convince Flash to do it, too."
  672. "Yeah, I'll take a pass."
  673. >"You sure? Since you're so feminine, it wouldn't even be gay."
  674. >"Nononono, Twi, you've got it all wrong."
  675. >Pinkie steps aside to reveal a flip chart that you won't even ask how it got there
  676. >"You see, it's not gay if the penis is feminine. Since Anon's penis is masculine, but the rest of him is feminine, him taking it up the butt would be not only gay, but double-gay."
  677. "She has a point, Twilight."
  678. >"Alright, fine, no dicks then."
  679. >She starts rubbing sensually around your hips, and moves her way toward your butt
  680. >"But what do you think about pegging? Be honest."
  681. "I... I've considered it once or twice."
  682. >Audible squeaks from behind you
  683. "But that doesn't mean I'm into it! I've considered a lot of things before deciding against them."
  684. >"Well, let me know if you change your mind. Better yet, let Rainbow know and then both of you let me know."
  685. "Duly noted."
  686. >Speaking of Rainbow Dash, she shoves another cup of party juice into your hand
  687. >You take a swig of it and let the warming concoction slide its burning path down your throat
  688. >"Don't get too wasted now," says Sunset, "we don't want your performance getting impacted."
  689. "Right, fair enough."
  690. >"Tell you what, Twiight looks really horny, and it's making me pretty horny, and I imagine hearing me talking about being horny is making you horny, so why don't we go to Twilight's room to take care of all of that.? Then you can come back and finish your drink and we'll all party into the night. Sound good?"
  691. >You take one more dainty sip of the drink with your pinkie out and set it on an end table
  692. "Sounds very good."
  693. >Thus, Sunset and Twilight lead you down the hall to a room decorated in all manner of science related stuff
  694. >"Alright, my dear student, those clothes of your are in the way of your education. Time to lose them."
  695. If there were an Olympic contest for speed stripping, you'd take gold easily
  696. >Now you're stark naked in front of Twilight and Sunset
  697. >Both of them go from seductive to cringing
  698. "What? I'm not *that* ugly naked, am I?"
  699. >"It's not that Anon, it's, well, Rainbow really did a number on you, didn't she?"
  700. >You look down at your abdomen and see that it's nearly all blue, brown, and purple
  701. >A second later, you double over in pain
  702. >"Are you okay?"
  703. >Sunset wraps an arm around your shoulder and helps keep you stable
  704. "I guess a combination of shock, adrenaline, and not seeing it till now kept my mind off of it."
  705. >You're really in pain right now
  706. >It HURTS
  707. >But you'll manage
  708. >"Twilight, can you grab some painkillers for Anon?"
  709. >"I'm on it."
  710. >She leaves for a moment in which sunset sits you down on the bed
  711. >"Here."
  712. >She hands you some pills with a glass of water, and you swallow them immediately
  713. >"There you go."
  714. >A second later, Twilight realizes something
  715. >"Oh shit."
  716. >"What's wrong?"
  717. >"We just gave a drunk guy ibuorofen and acetaminophen"
  718. >It dawns on Sunset, and she starts looking guilty
  719. "It's fine. I'm not that drunk, and one time won't kill my liver for good."
  720. >"Be that as it may, I'd recommend not drinking any more tonight."
  721. "Alright, if you say so, but I have a fast metabolism, and besides, I'm about to burn it off anyway, aren't I?"
  722. >"Uhh," Sunset gingerly touches your arm
  723. >"Are you sure you still want to go through with this, Anon?"
  724. >You chuckle and sigh
  725. "Sometimes I think you girls all don't realize how highly desired you are. Imagine the hottest person you know, alright? Then imagine asking someone if some bruises would stop them from getting laid with them."
  726. >"I see your point." she says, her expression returning to a mix of sultry and motherly
  727. >"Alright then, let's get to it."
  728. >You take her sleeve in your hand and gently raise it up and over her head
  729. >She's once again bare chested in front of you, and it's just as beautiful as before
  730. >You guide her gently to lie down on the bed, and take a position over her
  731. >You kiss her firmly, yet gently
  732. >Then you move your kisses down further and further
  733. >You take her pajama pants and panties in your teeth, and somehow, someway, manage to pull them off with your mouth
  734. >As you open your mouth to let them fall to the floor, you flash Sunset a hungry smile
  735. >Taking in the sight of her sprawled on the bed like this, your hunger becomes real
  736. >She looks at you daringly, as if she's challenging you
  737. >Not wanting to disappoint, you begin kissing back up her legs, making your way between them
  738. >You snake your way back and forth up between her thighs
  739. >You hover over her for just a teasing moment, and dive in
  740. >"Huh, you really like eating pussy, huh?"
  741. "A lot," you say when you come up for air, "like, a lot a lot."
  742. >"Well, I'm not as sensitive as Fluttershy, so you'll have toOOOH yeah, that's the stuff."
  743. >Twilight leans against you and whispers in your ear
  744. >"You're a fast learner, aren't you?"
  745. "Yeah, I am."
  746. >"Alright, hungry man, that's enough of that, time to move on."
  747. >You begrudgingly (okay not really) comply, moving yourself up until you're resting gently on top of her
  748. >You take her wrists and place them above her head, holding them with one hand
  749. >You've got Sunset right where you want her
  750. >No, seriously, pinned under you naked is exactly where you'd want Sunset Shimmer of all people given the choice
  751. "You ready?"
  752. >A single nod is all it takes to let you know she's ready for a ride
  753. >You feel Twilight slip another condom onto you, and no sooner is it on then you're slowly descending your way into Sunset Shimmer's tight, wet tunnel
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