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Spanning the Divide Between Hearts

By Tsar_Anon_I
Created: 2021-07-16 21:31:33
Updated: 2021-02-17 06:40:05
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/nmp/nothing more puretsar anon isterling spannermlh

  1. >be sterling spanner
  2. >the one mare in your agrarian village that fixes the plumbing
  3. >at least you don't do it for hotpockets
  4. >saturday night wasn't for fixing shitterpipes, though
  5. >it was time to post on your favorite yakyakistani cloth weaving image forum
  6. >the new episode of MLH came out today
  7. >10/10 it was okay
  8. >you're currently politely reminding other marefillies that their taste in humanbandos was inferior to your own
  9. >feels good
  10. >then some mare posts those dreaded words
  11. >"he isn't real"
  12. >the punch of that reminder hurt
  13. >like, a lot
  14. >you'd almost cry
  15. >but you're a big mare
  16. >you can wait for him, that one husbando out there
  17. >you don't know when you'd finally meet him
  18. >you don't even know if they like ponies
  19. >but there's that glimmer of hope
  20. >that one day, the longing for love can be satiated
  21. >that you may be held by him
  22. >cuddled by him
  23. >m-maybe even some more intimate, steamy stuff
  24. >the fantasy of union goes deep...
  25. >maybe he longs for a waifu of his own...
  26. >if you weren't so deep in thoughts and fantasies, you would have noticed the funky light show going on in the distance
  27. >the deep, lound rumbling following it cut you out of your daydreaming
  28. >looking out of a window, you see what was causing the problem
  29. >did a friendship problem coalesce into something greater?
  30. >did Princess Twilight fuck up an experiement?
  31. >you were now a little spooked
  32. >on the other side now
  33. >be anon
  34. >chilling out at home
  35. >spent all fucking day doing hard labor
  36. >boss is a contractor
  37. >not really that bad of a guy, just...very dedicated to finishing a project
  38. >even if that means grilling someone's ass if they aren't pulling their weight
  39. >that's neither here nor there for your cozy night tonight
  40. >just you, your computer, and calling other anons niggerfaggots over the internet
  41. >browsing your frequented yukhagir horse ranching forum
  42. >filled with shitposting, a couple generals and an occasional green
  43. >life is mildly satisfying
  44. >beyond the chilling and emotionless void of loneliness that sometimes weighed down on your soul like Atlas carrying the weight of the world
  45. >a happening thread is posted when you back out into the catalog
  46. >looks like some faggot OP has posted links to live news coverage
  47. >thinking it's bait, you decide to investigate
  48. >oh, well, shit
  49. >looks like there's some sort of weird strobefest coming from a city square
  50. >looks like it's close to your corner of Bumfuck Nowheresville.
  51. >a bright explosion of light later, and something you'd wager as a sort of portal opened up
  52. >maybe you were wrong, but there really wasn't much else you could imagine it being
  53. >checking back in the thread, it looks like the anons went ballistic
  54. >shitposting and happenings are everywhere
  55. >you could even see some doomguys in there, spouting that it may be demons
  56. >others were giving their own whack-ass take
  57. >the wait to see what it was ticked on by...
  58. >after around a month had passed, the sudden rip in dimensions that opened up between Equestria and Earth became slightly more understood
  59. >both sides had timidly begun contact with what was on the other side
  60. >why go in guns blazing if there was an endless horde of butt-feasting satan skellingtons on the other side?
  61. >might as well try and not provoke either side
  62. >that made things like talks and other faggy diplomatic shit much easier
  63. >most world leaders didn't have much more than a fascination with the curiosities of these marshmallow horses
  64. >marshmallow pones on the other side would certainly be fascinated with the other mammalians on the other side of this conflux
  65. >the official egghead explanation of what happened was some sort of "rift," linking two dimensions together at that point and potentially allowing travel to either side
  66. >scratch that potentially, as some travel had already been achieved
  67. >overall, most reactions were somewhat tame
  68. >the same could not be said about /mlp/ and /mlh/
  69. >mares had their spagooters spilled at a rate unseen since the last Spaghetticon
  70. >anons were freaking out that they may be able to finally have their waifus for real
  71. >the internets were slowly starting to see the specified molten spaghorium containment sites were failing
  72. >the overload of spagh would be remembered
  73. >never forghetti
  74. >During the talks, one colorful Proncis of Peetzer wasn't there
  75. >instead, Princess Condense could feel the autistic screeching of mare waifus and humanbandos through time and space itself
  76. >her job as the Princess of Love was faced with the most daunting task thus far
  77. >finding which autists pair best with the other
  78. >looking through every filing cabinet and arcane tome on the topic of Love was at her disposal
  79. >and yet, Princess Cadence was at a loss for how to even get close to organizing the pairings of Autismus Maximus
  80. >interdimensional love may have been the more unique case she had to figure out
  81. >she'd probably have to call in favors to get the
  82. waifus and husbandos together
  83. >along with getting personalized forms for the husbandos and waifus she figured would fit pretty good together
  84. >oh, and use that crystallized love rock to find out who would fit best with atomic clock accuracy
  85. >after an all-nighter in brushing up on her shipping skills, she was ready
  86. >now just to find a pairing between two lovely autists...
  87.  
  88. >be Sterling Spanner again
  89. >your life has gotten exponentially better since the portal opened up
  90. >you could get your husbando now!
  91. >there were supposedly a lot of humans on the other side
  92. >there had to be your perfect humanbando out there...
  93. >the sound of your door's mail flap opening and slapping shut breaks you from more fantasizing
  94. >you got up from your battuhlstashion
  95. >it's some fancy as fuck letter, that's for sure
  96. >as you opened it, the thing's contents really jumped out
  97. >The Princess of Love sent you a form...about what you'd be willing to give for a humanbando?
  98. >did she hear your desperate requests in your heart?
  99. >does she browse the Autism Mecca that is /mlh/?
  100. >while you couldn't answer those questions, you got to work filling out what you would go with
  101. >even though Earth was a serious shithole in some areas, maybe your humanbando would make anywhere golden!
  102. >of course not a maybe, he would make every second of living a slice of heaven in Eque- Eart- wherever you may end up with him
  103. >all you wanted was just someone to love
  104. >just a sweet human who you could share the greatest moments of your life with
  105. >a human who could make even the worst days shine with happiness
  106. >someone to cuddle with on those cold, lonely nights
  107. >make your dreams reality...
  108. >each part of the form you felt you spent an eternity on
  109. >you searched deep into your soul
  110. >dug up every last one of your spergalicious dreams for a human to call your husbando
  111. >you wanted this to be from the heart and all that, wanting this to work out so well to have a happy life with the human of your dreams...
  112. >stop judging yourself
  113. >you can be as sappy as you want with your fantastical thoughts
  114. >maybe your husbando will be like you that way, too?
  115. >love kinda has that to some degree, right?
  116. >oh celestia, you really didn't think about how long you've been alone, did you Sterling Spanner?
  117. >now you're kinda getting sad again
  118. >the house was now made of feel
  119. >and you were still there, without your husbando
  120. >your heart longed for him...you needed him in your life...
  121. >you almost wonder how you've made it this far into your life without the humanbando being so tantalizingly close
  122. >after you finished the thing, you could see fine print telling you to look on the back of the form mailed to you
  123. >something about a picture of what your husbando may look like
  124. >...well, he looks kinda cute...
  125. >your mind begins to wonder what he did for living
  126. >what he was like, how he might like you
  127. >maybe how he might show affection for a mare?
  128. >your mind was racing with what you might need to do to make yourself most appeaing to him
  129. >if Princess Cadence utilized the Crystal Heart, you know you two would be an unflinching match...
  130. >you just had some anxiousness about the future
  131. >being a turboautist meant that your romantic options were fairly restricted
  132. >but there really wasn't much need to worry if there was a lovely husbando just for mares like you in the human world
  133. >now, you and other turboautist mares had a chance at the human love all the fanfics could only dream of
  134. >you would almost have noticed that the other side that everything else had disappeared, the Peetzer Princess herself having gotten all she needed to know
  135. >you were too busy 'mirin that human bean in the image
  136. >be anon, taking a day off to admire just how /mlp/ lost its shit
  137. >yes, you'd rather shitpost than make monies through gainful employment
  138. >why wouldn't you when a real portal to equestria opened up?
  139. >every second of this board having achieved Autistic Transcendence had filled you with joviality you haven't had in a long time
  140. >your perpetual kek machine soon lost its motion when a particular thread popped up...
  141. >some anon posted a picture of a letter they received
  142. >apparently it was from Peetzer herself
  143. >something about a waifu-husbando joining program, as she had felt the esophagus-crushing void of loneliness on both sides of the portal
  144. >oh, and an obligatory "waht do?" posted beneath the thread title
  145. >clicking on the thread gives you exactly what you'd expect out of /mlp/
  146. >cum on it
  147. >eat it
  148. >shove it up your ass
  149. >that sort of thing
  150. >you doubt the anon would do such a thing with a letter that important, but you'd wait to see if he was really not pretending to be a retard
  151. >he better not be
  152. >some anons began to nervously discuss the possibility that Peetzer was trying to ship anons and pones
  153. >they discussed their feelings of insecurity and such that they may not be good enough for their waifus
  154. >it strikes a chord with you
  155. >if there's a waifu for every anon, is there one for you?
  156. >is there an end to being a lonely construction Anon?
  157. >can you hug the pone sensually?
  158. >the sound of your fax machine gearing up to shit out a faxed letter directed your attention away from the shitposting
  159. >oh fuck what now
  160. >is your boss about to tell you some shit you really don't wanna hear?
  161. >...
  162. >...
  163. >hol up
  164. >this looks alarmingly familiar
  165. >is it...no, it couldn't be
  166. >you look to the thread's OP image, then back to the letter faxed to you
  167. >to make double-sure, you give your left nut a squeeze
  168. >the resultant distilled agony made sure you weren't dreaming or hallucinating
  169. >taking the finished letter with a whimper, you see what Peetzer had to say to you
  170. >Princess Peetzer opened the faxed letter with some prose, introducing herself to you and all that
  171. >the following lines are some particularly important ones
  172. >"After the opening of the portal, I could feel the powerful loneliness; the emptiness without love on the other side..."
  173. >wow, that was a pretty salient review of your world
  174. >it almost hurt to read that
  175. >"...So, within my role as the Princess of Love, it would bring me unending joy to return love to this void. Using the Crystal Heart, I can bring husbando and waifu together. No longer will anypony have to live alone, without the light of love in their lives. There is, however, a catch..."
  176. >oh shit nigger what is it
  177. >do you have to do something drastic?
  178. >is it something only few anons could stomach?
  179. >"...The portal that links Equestria and Earth together can only send regular ponies and humans through once, but to either side. If you go to Equestria, you can never return to Earth. If you choose to stay on your side and your waifu chooses to go to Earth, she can never return to Equestria."
  180. >well, shit
  181. >now it's getting pretty heavy
  182. >these are some serious life choices you'll have to make from a fucking fax machine's printout
  183. >then again, your waifu will have to do the same...
  184. >this weighs on the anon more than it should
  185. >continuing on, you find out more about the sweet mares in Equestria that might be important to know
  186. >some you learned from watching the episodes
  187. >others are pretty new to you
  188. >after going through, it looks like Peetzer left a form for you to fill out
  189. >just what you'll be willing to do for your waifu
  190. >where you'll be willing to go
  191. >that sort of thing
  192. >you have a hard fuggin time making this choice, however
  193. >so, you do the easy way out
  194. >the beta way
  195. >you'll let your waifu decide
  196. >if she's going to be the one who brings you happiness unending, then wherever she was your heart would accept
  197. >after getting everything filled out, some fine print tells you to look on the back for a picture
  198. >when you flip it over, the photograph introduces you to her before your first meeting
  199. >the mare in question looked so sweet and adorable
  200. >her amber eyes
  201. >her dusty coat
  202. >that long, silky, silvery mane
  203. >that smile made your heart melt
  204. >from the looks of it, she was a Unicorn
  205. >and her name was Sterling Spanner
  206. >you let that roll in your mouth for a while
  207. >trying to imagine what her cutie mark looked like
  208. >and by extension, her special talent
  209. >you'd guess she was handy with a monkey wrench
  210. >while your quandary continued, you couldn't tell too much else about her
  211. >it was just one of those album-style photos
  212. >guess you'd have to see what she was like in person...
  213. >when you flip the form around, nothing is there
  214. >well, if you wanted to change anything, you sure as shit couldn't now
  215. >you'd almost be worried how these pretty ponies' magics could still work in your world
  216. >guess it has something to do with the portal
  217. >fukken magic how does it work?
  218.  
  219. >the wait for both responses to come through wasn't that long for Princess Condense
  220. >she had both their responses, and they were both pretty beta bitches
  221. >were they that desperate for affection?
  222. >she'd became a little worried that all these mares who were so lonely may not have had a husbando to without the portal
  223. >she would have to intervene
  224. >maybe get one of them to make the bold choice
  225. >or just do it herself
  226. >fug it, might as well make the big choice for them if they didn't specify
  227. >she decided they might as well be in Equestria
  228. >now to send them a notice to prepare them for coming together
  229. >they should be able to gather their shit, and meet up at the junction between worlds
  230. >Cadence doubted they would want to avoid coming together
  231. >that would just be silly
  232. >who doesn't want any love in their life?
  233. >be Sterling Spanner
  234. >and you were waiting in the encroaching, icy grasp of the Crystal Empire
  235. >why did the portal have to open up here
  236. >why not in a place a little warmer
  237. >you weren't a finngolian human
  238. >and under the coat you wore you were pretty chilly
  239. >this was the day Anon would be coming through, accoridng to that little brochure
  240. >you'd wait for him as long as you could
  241. >even if that meant you were freezing your flanks off
  242. >after you'd waited for the longest while, the portal just seemed to...open up?
  243. >and the figure of this humanbando, just for you was walking through...
  244. >you were almost about to spill your spagooters
  245. >this was totally not good
  246. >you needed to not let the parmesan form at the edge of your vision
  247. >so, you smoothly opened up to him
  248. >"H-Hello...you're Anon, right?"
  249.  
  250. >now be Anon
  251. >after just coming through the portal
  252. >looking down at the pony that you see in front of you instantly reminds you of the picture you saw back home
  253. >and good lordy lord that voice was like ten thousand angels serenading your ears with the silkiest of songs
  254. >you could feel your heart skip a beat
  255. >and it wasn't from all that fast food you ate on the worksites
  256. >you gave a nod when you came back to your senses, and introduced yourself
  257. >don't fug this up, Anon
  258. >"Yeah...that's me, a-alright...you're Sterling Spanner, right?"
  259. >smooth as teflon, Anon
  260. >James Bond would be proud
  261. >a nod from the poner confirms this is your waifu, according to that blue love rock
  262. >you never thought about how weird that was...
  263. >some magic rock having the incredible power to know who is perfect for who
  264. >how it was unflinchingly accurate
  265. >you wouldn't have any regrets if she was your waifu
  266. >you just hadn't had the thought cross your mind
  267. >no going back now, Anon
  268. >you made your peace to seek love
  269. >cutting those ties to Earth as you would come to Equestria
  270. >and now you were here, feeling the biting cold of the Crystal Empire with your waifu
  271. >when you see the poor mare shiver from the biting winds, you think it's time to get out of the cold
  272. >"So...uh...ho about we get out of the cold?"
  273. >your words break the palpable silence and schoolyard admiration between man and mare
  274. >after Spanner composed herself, she nods in agreement with you
  275. >the poor mare has been out for far too long
  276. >now you're starting to feel bad, like you somehow forced her to stay here for the whole while
  277. >while you were kicking yourself in the ass mentally, you thought maybe it would be a good idea to get to know her
  278. >ask what her life was like
  279. >maybe it was more interesting than yours
  280. >"You look pretty uncomfortable out here...you live a little more south?"
  281. >she nodded between shivers, certainly not a tundra mare
  282. >>"Y-Yeah...a little village near...the W-Whitetail Woods. I-It really isn't much, A-Anon."
  283. >you guessed she might be insecure about the small details like that
  284. >hell, you would be
  285. >being with someone who was to be your waifu and getting to know them for the first time was a wee bitty bit nerve-wracking
  286. >she was starting to make a good impression on you
  287. >the cute little mare
  288. >looking over her, even in that coat she wore...
  289. >the pictures sure as shit didn't do her enough justice
  290. >the sweetest little thing was so adorable and beautiful
  291. >you could just cuddle her right here and now
  292. >the finnish weather out forcefully made you reconsider
  293. >when you were indoors and warm, cuddles would totally commence
  294. >you could feel your inner autist squealing with joy
  295. >walking with your pony waifu
  296. >starting a new life
  297. >seeing equestria and wondering how many other nignogs were gonna be invited
  298. >maybe you'd see another of your shitposter brethren with their own pony waifu
  299. >equestria may never know
  300. >be Sterling Spanner
  301. >with Anon
  302. >going to the train station
  303. >and you are struggling to contain your spaghetti
  304. >your marefilly joy is simmering towards boiling over
  305. >you could swear frozen meatballs were slipping out of your pockets and out the door
  306. >bowtie pasta left in your hoofprints
  307. >how long before you'd just have to gush about humans to him?
  308. >would he accept you as an autistic shut-in mare who spend way too much time shitposting on /mlh/?
  309. >you could amost dread the inevitability
  310. >when you were able to board the train with your humanbando, you claimed the window seat
  311. >the dastardly Sterling strikes!
  312. >when Anon joined you, he rested his arm on your back
  313. >...and began to pet your mane
  314. >sweet celestia above, is this what affectionate contact felt like?
  315. >it was the most magical sensation you could describe
  316. >you could barely notice the crimson blush across your muzzle
  317. >your eyes closed as you enjoyed every second of it
  318. >Anon was almost worried
  319. >but a content sigh amid your shiverring dissuaded him
  320. >the train ride back home began with you being adored by a human
  321. >what good deed had you done to deserve this?
  322. >could a mare do anything to deserve this kind of pure love?
  323. >from that first moment of contact, you could tell
  324. >Anon was the one for you
  325. >as your heart was aflutter, his hand moved up, going through your mane and playing with individual locks
  326. >it was cute to watch him be so fascinated with mares
  327. >it was sweet to feel him this close...
  328. >even if coats were separating you two from the closest contact...
  329. >a few silent hours of pettings go by before he tries something else
  330. >he began to give gentle scratches near your ears
  331. >by Luna's fetlocks, he's going all out
  332. >you melted to his touch before
  333. >but now?
  334. >there was going to be no resistence on your part
  335. >just feeling him petting you was better than sex
  336. >giving the tender affection you had been starved of for so long...
  337. >you could almost cry at your good fortunes
  338. >the interdimensional calamity that brought you two together was nothing more than a blessing in disguise
  339. >an marefilly receiving such a wonderful partner?
  340. >nothing short of incredible, divine generosity
  341. >you would be sure to do anything in your power to not bite the gentle hoof that handed you this gift from heaven
  342. >you huddle closer to Anon as the train ride continues
  343. >it was starting to get a little dark out now
  344. >the glass on the windows was covered in ice crystals, each glittering in the moonlight
  345. >while you were laid down, cuddling and happy with Anon, you decided you wanted to ask him a question of your own
  346. >couldn't hurt to get to know what your humanbando was like, no?
  347. >"Anon..? C-Can you...tell me what it's like? In the human world?"
  348. >he looks down to you, still playing with your mane as he began
  349. >>"Well...it's hard to say. It feels like there's always something missing, y'know?"
  350. >you nodded, knowing what he was talking about to a degree
  351. >Equestria sure had that in droves
  352. >>"Sometimes...I think there's a longing to return to a different time. Like the world is confused."
  353. >the next line was...a little more disconcerting
  354. >from what you've watched from your little foal's cartoons, humanity changed a whole lot
  355. >maybe what Anon was talking about was what one of the turboautist mares on /mlh/ was talking about a while ago?
  356. >that the next few arcs might revolve around the dissonance of tradition?
  357. >you nodded once more, perhaps a little disheartened to hear what Anon had to say
  358. >perhaps you should lighten it up?
  359. >"Uhm...what did you do in the human world? Did you have a talent?"
  360. >his free hand gently rubs the side of his face you can't see entirely
  361. >>"Honestly? Never found much of a special talent. Just found something simple, and went from there. I did a lot of construction work."
  362. >the human world sounded a little more sad now
  363. >humans didn't know what they were good at, and there was a homesickness a place they didn't know?
  364. >you cuddled closer to Anon
  365. >you wouldn't want him to be sad...
  366. >remembering things like that might make him sad
  367. >you rest your head in his lap
  368. >Anon rubs your head, sighing as he looked out the window
  369. >>"Equestria's gorgeous, though...the night skies are so muc brighter and clearer than on Earth."
  370. >your amber eyes drift back up to him, listening intently
  371. >"Why isn't it so bright on Earth?"
  372. >Anon looks back down to you, meeting your gaze as he explained
  373. >>"Light pollution, too many damn clouds, regular pollution...all these are just problems of living in the city. I lived...a little out of it. Not nearly as beautiful as it is here."
  374. >next thing you know, you feel his hands - worn from years of hard work - as they cup your cheek
  375. >>"And...well...being with a cute mare a-ain't so bad, right?"
  376. >well if that wasn't the most romantic thing
  377. >both of you not being quite sure how to handle the romance
  378. >yet it's like the bond has already set in
  379. >like damn-fine superglue
  380. >really, you don't want to part from Anon
  381. >your little heart might not be able to handle it
  382. >how else will you get your gentle, tender human loving?
  383. >a mare like yourself wanted only to be with her human
  384. >to know she was loved and to reciprocate it
  385. >that was what made you happy
  386. >and if you were happy with Anon at your side, you could conquer anything
  387. >being as much of a dreamer as you are, you can't help but wonder what your future with your humanbando will be like...
  388. >will his cute, awkward attempts at romantic talk stay like they are?
  389. >will he like your home?
  390. >is there anything you could do to make yourself even better for him?
  391. >are you already perfect for Anon?
  392. >these questions and more swirled around in your mind, until you became drowsy
  393. >you had forgotten that you'd been up since early that morning
  394. >and it was super late now
  395. >with a gentle, cute poner yawn, you lay there with your Anon
  396. >"G-Goodnight...Anon..."
  397. >you wish him in your half-functional state
  398. >sleep overtakes you as Anon keeps you close
  399. >in his embrace
  400. >be Anon
  401. >and your heart was warm
  402. >you had all these fuzzy >feels
  403. >this little pony was so adorable
  404. >and you didn't even know if she was trying to be
  405. >they're even cuter than on your manchurian 8-bit atari animations
  406. >running your hands through her mane felt like the finest silk
  407. >and how she seemed to really like your touch made you feel happy
  408. >you really had no idea what you were doing
  409. >the first time you pet her, you were worried
  410. >like, oh shit nigger what were you doing
  411. >but you guess these delightful marshmallow equines loved pettings like this
  412. >your hands may not be as smooth as her mane, but she looked like she really needed some affectionate touch
  413. >even if that touch came from a man who had hands that felt like sandpaper
  414. >your petting of the sweet, tender pone soon came to a stop when the train did
  415. >she was still asleep, tho
  416. >waht do?
  417. >you don't wanna wake that sweet thing up
  418. >maybe you could carry her?
  419. >t-that's not degenerate, right?
  420. >going with this idea, you wrap your arms around the pone
  421. >it wasn't hard to life her up
  422. >unicorns must not be as heavy as earth pones
  423. >you kept her close to your chest as you left the confines of the train car
  424. >never let your waifu go
  425. >never give her up
  426. >walking out to the village, it was...
  427. >moderately chilly
  428. >not as bad as the Crystal Empire
  429. >after walking around for a while, you realize something
  430. >you have no idea where Spanner lives
  431. >looks like you need to wake her up after all
  432. >reluctantly, you gently rock her in your arms
  433. >that should wake her up, right?
  434. >"Hey...Spanner...can you tell me where your house is?"
  435. >that gets her attention
  436. >her ears perk up at your voice
  437. >her beautiful amber eyes open and look around
  438. >she notices she was being carried
  439. >and a blush threatening to turn her entirely pink
  440. >you feel a bit of warmth flood your own cheeks when you realize that this might be interpreted as a bit romantic
  441. >when she comes back to reality, Spanner looks around before guiding you
  442. >>"Just...h-head down this c-curve...my house is the, uh...second one o-on the right."
  443. >copy that
  444. >you make the turn, and see a nice, small little house
  445. >you were gonna be honest
  446. >it looked pretty cozy
  447. >is that a real chimney?
  448. >aww_yiss.yml
  449. >carrying your mare, you try your best fiddle with the door
  450. >yellowy-golden magic stops you as she opens it for you
  451. >well, no need to stand out in the cold
  452. >with waifu in your arms, you march on inside
  453.  
  454. >be Sterling Spanner
  455. >in Anon's arms
  456. >your heart was threatening to beat out of your chest
  457. >is he a lucky clueless bastard of a romantic?
  458. >or is he just trying to impress?
  459. >your thoughts came to a bit of a halt as you realized something
  460. >your MLH merch was still out
  461. >you were probably about to reveal your power level to Anon
  462. >forelegs getting sweaty
  463. >kness are weak
  464. >a little bit of tomato sauce came out
  465. >it was still pretty dark in your house...
  466. >did Anon see what you had strewn about?
  467. >oh sweet celestia, did he notice any of your more shameful merch?
  468. >you thought you left it in a drawer somewhere
  469. >SECURE_SPAGHETTI_CONTAINMENT_FAILURE
  470. >Anon speaks up while you have internal panic
  471. >>"Uh...nice posters. What, eh, what show is that?"
  472. >is he freaking out?
  473. >you don't know
  474. >but there's no reason to hold back the floodgates
  475. >your spagooters had already been spilled
  476. >"I-It's, uhm...i-it's MLH...My Little H-Human..."
  477. >your power level surged to heights never before seen
  478. >hopefully Anon wouldn't be as judgemental as non-turboautists...
  479. >>"Is it any good?"
  480. >ayo zigga
  481. >hol up
  482. >"Uh...yeah...it's pretty good..."
  483. >was he interested in your cartoon for foals?
  484. >>"Neat...maybe we could watch some episodes?"
  485. >you nodded as you were still dumbfounded
  486. >maybe you could get used to not having to tread around your spaghetti
  487. >your power level would probably would have been revealed against your will anyway
  488. >you realize wearing a coat in a moderately warm house isn't comfy
  489. >"Anon? Can y-you please put me down?"
  490. >you asked of him politely
  491. >you didn't want to give the impression you disliked this
  492. >in fact, you loved it when he was this close
  493. >showing just how much he loved you
  494. >being sweet with his mare
  495. >but you had to get down for important reasons
  496. >like taking off that stuffy coat
  497. >though reluctant, Anon obliged, setting you gently on your hooves
  498. >smiling up at him, you go to your fireplace
  499. >moving the metal curtain out of the way with your magic, you toss some timbers inside
  500. >one of those fire start assists as well
  501. >a quick light from a struck match makes it all complete
  502. >the fire rises
  503. >slowly but surely
  504. >using magic and hoof, you slip out of your overcoat, letting Anon look over your form
  505. >you felt a little vulnerable as his eyes drifted over you...
  506.  
  507. >once more, be Anon
  508. >begin taking off your own coat
  509. >your waifu is doing it
  510. >so why not you, too?
  511. >it was also kinda warm
  512. >you may be used to heat, but you didn't like being sweaty
  513. >this was also the first time you got a good look at the rest of your waifu's form
  514. >Spanner's cutie mark was a pristine monkey wrench, with a few brass hex nuts arranged in a star next to it
  515. >her coat looked well-kept, and was probably about as smooth as her mane
  516. >and were those unshorn fetlocks?
  517. >how scandlaous...
  518. >you couldn't resist
  519. >you knelt down to hug your waifu
  520. >after a few second, you could feel those freakily flexible forearms hug you back
  521. >how could you resist the cutie?
  522. >pones were made for hugs
  523. >very cozy hugs
  524. >whenever you part from her, your internal clock started autistically screeching at you
  525. >you had stayed up later than normal
  526. >and your body did not like that
  527. >you didn't even have anything to stay up later with
  528. >like trucker pills that might kill you forty years before you would actually die
  529. >or those energy drinks that for all you could tell were made from industrial runoff
  530. >so you knda needed a bit of naptime
  531. >"Spanner? You got any spare blankets?"
  532. >for a minute there, you thought she looked worried
  533. >did she think you didn't want to spend your first night in Equestria with your mare?
  534. >you decided it was ample time to make sure she didn't think you wanted to be separate from her
  535. >"Y'know, sleep by the fire? To be warm? The two of us?"
  536. >losing_control_of_the_situation.ogg
  537. >after she gets what you're saying, she mouths 'oh'
  538. >crisis averted
  539. >>"Y-Yeah, I have a couple...they're in the closet by the bedroom."
  540. >and so you valiantly continue on your quest
  541. >the quest for cozy blankets
  542. >so you and your waifu could share a spot by the fire
  543. >you were a fuggin genius
  544. >this would be the best way to hug your waifu
  545. >together and in front of a cozy fire
  546. >opening the door, the first blanket you come upon is, well...
  547. >it looks like the flag of the Russian Empire
  548. >well, it looked to be the largest one in there
  549. >ooh shit nigga it felt soft, too
  550. >this was a goodie right here
  551. >you pull out the sloppily-folded blanket, bringing it to the living room
  552. >your waifu, Spanner, has taken up residence on the couch nearest to the fire
  553. >setting the blanket on the top of the couch, pick up your mare, surprising her a bit
  554. >you rested her on your chest after laying down on the couch
  555. >she seems right at home
  556. >Spanner notices the blanket, using her magic to gently unfold it and cover the two of you
  557. >now trapped in a fort of snug
  558. >giving the poner the affection
  559. >running your fingers through her mane and along her neck
  560. >she hugs her legs along your torso
  561. >who knew that these sweet pony waifus were as cuddly as they are?
  562. >every second spent tenderly loving her fills something you almost didn't know you needed this badly
  563. >the feeling of someone you could love
  564. >the closeness of them to you
  565. >sitting on the fireside with them
  566. >you were pretty content to remain /comfy/
  567. >you had Spanner with you
  568. >and with her, life seemed so much better
  569. >you could almost fail to understand what life was like without her
  570. >a life alone no more
  571. >under the colors of the black, yellow, and white you lay with your mare
  572. >content in the fact that you would never be alone again
  573. >the pure, sweet, loving bond between a man and his mare
  574. >between husbando and waifu
  575. >and so, you drift off to sleep while cuddling your waifu
  576.  
  577. >be a very comfy Spanner
  578. >laying with your husbando
  579. >and under your favorite blanket, too!
  580. >under it, no bolshevik mare was gonna redistribute your Tsarevich
  581. >his Tsarina would protect him
  582. >they could never hope to separate the two of you
  583. >as much as you would like to describe the sheer strength of this bond
  584. >you could not
  585. >those wonderful hands were treating you so well
  586. >giving you the gentle affection a mare needs in her life
  587. >the gentle cracking of the fire was akin to a gentle lullaby to draw you to rest
  588. >calling you to follow your husbando to rest
  589. >to join him in the realm of Luna's curated dreamscape
  590. >but you could not yet
  591. >you just wanted to spend a little longer awake
  592. >just a little longer to admire this gift from heaven...
  593. >he wasn't a prettyboy, but he had a sort of charm to you
  594. >his coarse hands contrasted amazingly with that gentle touch of his
  595. >his cute, unsure attempts at being romantic with you
  596. >you thought it may have been a little cheesy
  597. >maybe a little sappy
  598. >but that's who you were
  599. >a sappy little Unicorn mare hopelessly in love with her humanbando
  600. >and you loved every second of it
  601. >going from being a turboautist to a mare with the love of her life
  602. >it really made you see the world much better
  603. >with him, anything was possible
  604. >and so, you hugged him a little tighter
  605. >his strong arms holding you as you could not bear to stay awake any longer
  606. >you whispered sweet little things to him
  607. >you didn't know if he would hear you
  608. >but you just wanted to shower him with the affection he bathed you in
  609. >because you loved him
  610. >because he loved you
  611. >the song of the fire gently whispering in your ears as your eyes closed
  612. >you resting your head against his chest, rising and falling
  613. >sunlight
  614. >fookin' sunlight bleeds through the windows
  615. >nooo....
  616. >you wanted to stay here...
  617. >you didn't wanna get up!
  618. >you needed more snuggle times...
  619. >with the stirring of the human benath you, the appropriate response was prepared
  620. >a pathetic whine of a mare desperate tostay where she was emanated from you muzzle
  621. >hearing that must've influence your humanbando
  622. >a playful fussing of your normally straight mane
  623. >and a hug to go with it
  624. >...
  625. >you are satisfied now
  626. >the skilled touch of Anon was enough to quit your bellyaching
  627. >continuing to rest your head on him, your eyes open
  628. >that smile on his face was a hell of a thing to wake up to
  629. >it was also pretty infectious for a sappy mare such as yourself
  630. >your own smile was small, but nothing hid the joviality of starting a new life
  631. >as he began to gently play with the tip of your ear, he greeted his little mare
  632. >>"Morning, Spanner...you sure look cozy."
  633. >dumbly, you just nodded before coming back to rest against his chest
  634. >gently, you place your hoof over where you presume his heart was
  635. >even through the dense keratin, you could feel it
  636. >strong and steady, and so close to you
  637. >as you were awkwardly enjoying the closeness of your human, he starts to move a bit, like he was trying to get up
  638. >y tho
  639. >he explains when he sees that you just don't want to let go
  640. >>"I'm just going to wash up. If we're gonna be spending this much time huddled together, I at least don't want to smell like concentrated ass-in-a-can."
  641. >a little bit of a marely chortle at that
  642. >you reluctantly get up, allowing Anon to leave to get cleaned up
  643. >you wonder how Anon would fare with pony showers...
  644. >he wasn't a jolly green giant, but he was a wee bitty bit taller than an average pone
  645. >with him away, you were left by yourself for the moment
  646. >it gave you time to think about what exactly you two would do
  647. >just spend all day keeping warm and telling the cold to go fuck itself?
  648. >maybe see what the baker might've made?
  649. >take a woodland stroll?
  650. >you know what?
  651. >that may not be a bad idea
  652. >sure, it's not as cutesy as going through a forest that's doused in snow
  653. >but those ponies with wings decided they didn't feel like snow should come too early
  654. >it's mostly just barren of leaves
  655. >and the grass has that sandy color it makes when it finds the weather outside a tad frightful
  656. >you'd ask to out there
  657. >after grabbing food
  658. >what?
  659. >he might be as hungry as well
  660. >for now, it's just waiting on him to finish washing up
  661. >this might be a good time to decide on what you might wear
  662. >maybe one of your more subtle scarfs?
  663. >it shouldn't be that cold out...
  664.  
  665. >be Anon
  666. >in a pony shower
  667. >a bit of a squeeze
  668. >you're trying to be careful
  669. >it's got a slippery floor
  670. >and you don't wanna fall down
  671. >both because of a waifu nearby and it would be extremely painful
  672. >most of the soaps on selection were those grease-buster kinds
  673. >even the shampoo & conditioner
  674. >guess you weren't too surprised
  675. >they weren't that bad
  676. >you were quick about taking your shower, soon climbing out
  677. >drying off with a couple of smaller poner towels
  678. >and putting on your old, drab clothes
  679. >they even still have a couple oil stains from the time your boss called you in to lube up the heavy machinery
  680. >you'll have to find some place that sells human clothes
  681. >unless you want to roam around the house in the nude until your clothes were clean
  682. >keeping those thoughts in the back of your head, you go downstairs
  683. >and see your Spanner with a yellow wool scarf and black sock-shoe-things
  684. >you swore this little mare got more adorable every day
  685. >>"You, uh...y-you wanna go get something to eat, Anon? It shouldn't be too cold out..."
  686. >you will never not love hearing that siren's song of a voice
  687. >you nod, becuase not eating for, like, a day has caught up to you
  688. >"What is there out here? Anything good?"
  689. >she uses her magicks to pull your hand, as well as yourself with her
  690. >>"There's this bakery t-that's wonderful! It's like re-experiencing good foalhood memories!"
  691. >once Spanner's got you going, she lets go of you with that strange little something called magic
  692. >outdoors, the weather was pleasant
  693. >a bit cool out, but the wind wasn't too intense
  694. >a few of those wispy-looking clouds lazily drifted across the sky
  695. >all in all, a comfy morning
  696. >Spanner thought it must've been a wonderful day to explore the area
  697. >get to know where you will likely end up living for the foreseeable future
  698. >looks like not a lot of ponies were out and about today
  699. >most that were gave a wave
  700. >a handful looked excited to see you
  701. >maybe something to do with that whole program Peetzer started
  702. >or something else you probably shouldn't inqure about
  703. >heading into the town square, there was a little joint that reminded you of those old walk-in donut shops on earth
  704. >hot damn, was anything in this sleepy town not comfy as fuck?
  705. >this was much better than the confined, rushed pace of city life
  706. >just so...quiet
  707. >a moment's respite
  708. >the slower country life felt like it was already growing on you
  709. >a poke with a hoof from the Unicorn that led you here brought you back to reality
  710. >>"A-Anon? You there?"
  711. >you give confirmation that your mind hasn't exited your skull
  712. >"Yep...just...breathing in Equestria. This the place?"
  713. >she notices your astute skills of observation
  714. >>"After this, you, uhm...you don't mind if we go out and walk around in the woods, right?"
  715. >going around the woods and pointing at dead tree limbs with your waifu?
  716. >why the hell not?
  717. >"Sounds like a great idea, Spanner."
  718. >that sweet little smile of hers bloomed once more
  719. >and your heart melted with it
  720. >this little qt3.14 was your everything
  721. >one day, you must figure out the secret
  722. >why were mares the best thing for cute?
  723. >disregarding a question that would require years of study, you ventured forth to get the sweet morning treats
  724. >the moment you walked in, you realized this was no ordinary realm of baked goods
  725. >it was a site of pilgrimage for those who wanted to enjoy the finer things in life
  726. >perhaps it was the divine scent of fresh bread and sweets baking
  727. >maybe it was how inviting the place felt
  728. >or it could be the friendliness of these ponies
  729. >you really didn't know, Anon
  730. >all you knew was that you had ceased to be in Equestria
  731. >and you had arrived in the Twelfth Heavenly Realm of Breakfast Delight
  732. >the call of delicious food draws you to the counter, intent to order a slice of heaven
  733. >for you, that would be a box of assorted iced donuts and a cup of coffee
  734. >can't go wrong with a classic like that, right?
  735. >Spanner decides on something more bold a choice
  736. >a cinnamon roll and chocolate milk
  737. >the wait wasn't that long, since everyone else was already served or just wanted that daily dose of morning sludge
  738. >before you're even at the table, you can't resist
  739. >you just need a quick taste
  740. >one bite from the classic glazed
  741. >and it tastes like no donut you've ever had before
  742. >have you proven your valor to Odin and been allowed to sample the great feasts of Valhalla?
  743. >this place would have to become the hajj of your morning pilgrimage
  744. >as those delectable tori were worth braving almost any condition for
  745. >it was not long before you had cleared the entire box on your own
  746. >a moment of sorrow upon the realization
  747. >but then you realized you had coffee
  748. >that made up for the lack of food in your book
  749. >your waifu certainly was taking her time to enjoy that cinnamon roll
  750. >unlike how you just wolfed down those donuts
  751. >so, you were left with just looking out to the village and Spanner
  752. >you think you saw some slavic moonrunes on the fringes of that scarf
  753. >if you took a stab at what she liked about the show, she was probably a Tsar-fag
  754. >just a bit of a stab in the dark
  755. >you needed a whole season of Rick and Morty to foster that kind of brain-power, huh?
  756. >with your ever-increasing skills of observation, you noticed that there really weren't that many humans here
  757. >perhaps there weren't that many of your fellow nignogs in Equestria yet?
  758. >the more you think about it, it does make you feel a bit...
  759. >you don't know, isolated?
  760. >used to be you were surrounded by human beans
  761. >but now you are but one in a town full of marshmallow pones
  762. >you weren't necessarily lonely, becuase you had a special someone
  763. >a little pony named Sterling Spanner
  764. >you wouldn't be lonely ever again
  765. >and maybe all the other autists out there soon to experience this joy
  766. >you wonder if Equestria was prepared for this kind of spaghetti magnetism
  767. >at least if Anon's can have childuns with pones, they won't name them stupid shit like Chuckles Helicopter Wigwam Jones
  768. >now that you thought that, there's gonna probably be one fucker who does that
  769. >fug_dis.madden
  770.  
  771. >be Sterling Spanner
  772. >'mirin your husbando
  773. >he sure doesn't talk that much...
  774. >he didn't strike you as the strong, silent type
  775. >guess he just doesn't have a whole lot to say
  776. >right now, he was just looking between you and the window
  777. >when he'd turn his attention to you, you'd sometimes try to fix your mane
  778. >make sure it wasn't too messy
  779. >maybe pull up your scarf a little
  780. >sometimes, you'd even get a little smile out of him!
  781. >with Celestia's sun overhead, your day was going nicely so far
  782. >though, after waltzing around in the woods...
  783. >you hadn't a clue of what to do
  784. >perhaps you could show him your spaghettitoons?
  785. >he might get a kick out of it
  786. >Anon might even enjoy watching daily new episodes
  787. >that would be a good excuse for cuddling on the couch together!
  788. >you had all this shit figured out
  789. >feels good pony
  790. >speaking of strolling in a forest that had shed its leaves...
  791. >you finished that succulent cinnamon roll with a swig of chocolate milk
  792. >and it was [spoilerworth the [/spoiler:lit]weight
  793. >you wave to your humanbando to break his deep thinking
  794. >"H-Hey Anon, you ready to go?"
  795. >he gives you the slow nod of a colt who's been ready
  796. >excited to spend your day with Anon, you hop down from your seat at the counter
  797. >the day was young and full of adventure!
  798. >well, as much adventure as a mare could ask for without doing anything dangerous
  799. >that was not what a mare such as yourself wanted
  800. >with human in tow, you begin your journey to the woods
  801. >it was gonna be...
  802. >well, you were gonna be honest
  803. >probably not a romantic as a walk through autumn woodlands
  804. >or a winter wonderland...
  805. >but it was still gonna be somewhat romantic, right?
  806. >luckily, it wasn't that far to enter the quiet Whitetail Woods
  807. >when ponies weren't running through it, it certainly was a lot calmer
  808. >Anon sure seemed to like it
  809. >looking between the trees, the trees, and more trees
  810. >thinking he was being overwhelmed by the sight of so many trees, you elect to ask him a few things
  811. >break up the existential silence you two were bathed in
  812. >"A-Anon? You don't mind if I...ask any questions about you...right?"
  813. >with you breaking the ice that smoothly, you were surprised stallions didn't just fall at your hooves before
  814. >he looks down at you, giving a shrug of his shoulders
  815. >>"Sure, why not? If we're waifu and husbando, I don't see any problem with that."
  816. >now, what to ask the man...
  817. >surely you can't screw this up if you're already such a smooth talker, Spanner
  818. >"Hmm...can you tell what y-your work was like? Back in the h-human world?"
  819. >he strokes his stubble a bit as he thinks about what to say
  820. >>"It was long and hard, wake up early and get to a jobsite. Work'd last anywhere between most of the day to the whole thing."
  821. >well that was pleasant to have him bring up
  822. >but you suppose there wasn't going to be much deviation in what you'd get out of him
  823. >you now didn't know if your Anon was feeling a bit bad about all that work he did back home...
  824. >to brighten the mood, you share a little about yourself
  825. >"I-I, uh...I'm a plumber...it's my special talent. I always thought it was mundane...pays okay, though."
  826. >he smiles a little, playing withthe tip of your ear
  827. >you blush a little as you realize he's doing it again
  828. >those hands feel so good
  829. >so gentle, yet so worn from the calluses
  830. >something about it made your heart skip a beat
  831. >>"Don't worry about it, Spanner. Y'know...if I had a special talent...something I was good at, something that just clicked..."
  832. >the pause in his words is enunciated with a gentle scratching of your scalp
  833. >>"...it still doesn't compare to this."
  834. >it seemed he just lost his train of thought with no survivors
  835. >simply nodding, you feel it might be time for another question
  836. >"A-And, uh, where were you from...?"
  837. >>"That story begins in a busy, noisy city. Surrounded by nothing but corn."
  838. >you couldn't immediately tell
  839. >but you'd wager he came from Agrarian Jerusalem
  840. >also known as the Midwest
  841. >at least, that's only what you'd understand from your yakyakistani cartoons
  842. >before you can ask him another question, Anon surprises you with his own inquiry
  843. >>"If you'd humor me...mind telling me what that 'My Little Human' show's about?"
  844. >the scent of parmesan is on the wind
  845. >you nervously guffaw, before you start to explain
  846. >"W-Well, i-it's a show about...uhm, history lessons...of course, n-not Equestrian ones, but just a little thing to get foals interested...c-cool stuff and g-good music..."
  847. >it was kinda in the title
  848. >'My Little Human: History is Metal'
  849. >some mares thought it was trying too hard
  850. >but its animation
  851. >its hot booty jams
  852. >the fuckton of details in the storylines
  853. >not to mention the husband material
  854. >how could anypony not be interested in it?
  855. >he seems a bit surprised, having still somewhat been in the dark about it
  856. >because he had never watched it, you silly mare
  857. >>"Not really sure what I was expecting...sounds like worth a watch or two. May also help me remember what I, uh...kinda didn't learn in history class."
  858. >he chuckles with embarrasment
  859. >this made your idea about watching MLH even better
  860. >not only are you spending quality time with the husband
  861. >you also get to learn some knowledge with him!
  862. >you would call yourself a dork, but the idea just sounded too perfect
  863. >all the dominoes fell into place
  864. >and so, you giddily pranced a little next to him while on your walk
  865.  
  866. >be Anon
  867. >taking a late autumn stroll
  868. >kinda cool out
  869. >you're a little warm though
  870. >mostly from embarrassment
  871. >you had just realized that this little mare from your favorite kid's show might know more about your own world's history than you
  872. >all from a TV show
  873. >and for some reason, she was getting really happy
  874. >seeing her happy made you happy to no end
  875. >but you were curious
  876. >either you were later to be indoctrinated into another spagooterooni cult, or you were too slow to know what got her excited
  877. >you chose not to put your thought into that
  878. >but instead admire sweet, lovable pone waifu
  879. >you'll probably figure it out later, anyway
  880. >continuing to walk innawoods with your waifu
  881. >just the peaceful air of Equestria's majesty overwhelmed you
  882. >a place where you'd begun a new life
  883. >abandoned the Old World you'd known
  884. >just for the hope of happiness
  885. >and to be honest, Spanner was worth the journey
  886. >the hard times of earth will come again no more
  887. >and that was what you hoped for most
  888. >in between your own philosophical introspection, you'd come across some neat sights
  889. >a stream here or there
  890. >some freaky-looking trees
  891. >eventually, though, the journey through the woods was getting a little repetitive
  892. >you were also worried you might end up lost innawoods
  893. >the possibility of something spoopy popping out in the Whitetail Woods may have not been as high as in the Everfree
  894. >but non-Forest Anons might not feel comfortable as the sun begins to set
  895. >while in the middle of a vast land of bare timbers
  896. >you thought it might be time to go home
  897. >or at the very least just go back into town and admire a sunset
  898. >or some other cheesy romancing
  899. >"Mind if we head back now? It's gettin' a bit da-"
  900. >Spanner quickly answers the question, leaving little time for guessing
  901. >>"Of course! I-I mean, yeah...l-let's get back before it gets too cold..."
  902. >Spanner sure was excited about going back
  903. >this was probably all a part of her master plan
  904. >one that you had yet to unravel entirely
  905. >your little mare began to lead the way back home
  906. >she must know these woods quite a bit
  907. >if anything, you'd wager she came out here every so often
  908. >how else would you explain that she could figure her way through the depths of the Whitetail Woods?
  909. >she must be a true innawoods pone
  910. >unlike your more urbanite self
  911. >an just under a quarter of an hour, you're out of the woods
  912. >and hot damn, the sunset is gorgeous from where you stood
  913. >it's like Celestia painted the sky with a most disciplined artform
  914. >that of the Happy Painter himself
  915. >the sun's golden-orange rays tinted the clouds accordingly, each of their wispy forms akin to a gentle brush stroke of color
  916. >a few of the night stars were visible, but their brightness was nothing compared to the brilliance of the radiant sun
  917. >you probably already thought this to yourself earlier, but damn is Equestria a beautiful place to live
  918. >taking in the crafted scenery for but a moment, you continue to follow your waifu pone to return home
  919. >a cold gust of bring brought you both a shiver
  920. >the day of snow was on the horizon, and with it would come the frigid claws of emotionless winter
  921. >when the two of you return, most ponies were inside
  922. >like hell they wanted to be out in the cold
  923. >Sterling Spanner and yourself were among those who didn't want to stay out for too long
  924. >both of you were more accustomed to a nice, temperate climate
  925. >you, a prairie human
  926. >Spanner, a forest pone
  927. >returning to a lukewarm indoors environment took little time at all
  928. >home_sweet_home.painting
  929. >while you got to work on the unspoken necessity of starting a fire, Spanner was preparing the moderately-sized television
  930. >be Sterling Spanner
  931. >Anon's getting the fireplace ready
  932. >and you think this will be a pretty cozy night of revealing your power level
  933. >turning the television on prompts you with the question
  934. >where do you start with the show?
  935. >do you show him where the show currently is at right now in the Great War arc?
  936. >or do you go with the classic way of beginning from the pilot episode?
  937. >in the end, you choose to go with the pilot
  938. >that probably would make it more interesting
  939. >how else will your human see the insane number of twists and plot developments if you skip all the juicy parts of the show?
  940. >with the first episode chosen, on the electronic screen, you look back to Anon
  941. >he's effectively wrapped up with getting the fire going
  942. >now all that's left it to cuddle on the couch and let the auditory autism flood the room
  943. >"Y-You ready to watch the show, Anon...?"
  944. >you ask, timidly awaiting his response
  945. >he gives a smile, and a nod
  946. >>"Why not? There probably isn't gonna be much else we can do...looks like snow's coming early"
  947. >looking out the windows, Anon was right
  948. >snow had finally come to douse your sleepy little village
  949. >the flakes came first in a small flurry, and then it grew
  950. >looks like the weather ponies wanted to start early this year
  951. >you get the feeling it might be a pretty bad winter...
  952. >coming back to the fact that your show was due to start, Anon was on the couch, waiting for you
  953. >you wasted no time, trotting to the throne of sedentary comforts
  954. >your blanket is still shoved off to the side couch, crumpled and waiting for the return of husbando and waifu
  955. >when you join Anon, you lay at his side, cheek brushing against his arm
  956. >the speakers begin to flood the room with the opening theme of the show https://youtu.be/T-MtgvI3eLQ
  957. >for a show about making history metal, the theme ironically was more orchestral
  958. >images of human heroism from the Bronze Age to the Great War flash on screen, those fading off to bring the logo front and center
  959. >you remember the first time you watched this episode...
  960. >it was like an eternity ago
  961. >the show began with a simple view of a map, it being of the middle east
  962. >more specifically, the fertile crescent for reasons that were obvious
  963. >it's where most human civilizations that met a lot of the tick marks for the matnle of 'civilization'
  964. >there were others, but for now they would be given a passing mention
  965. >on the map were many nation-states, those of Arabia, Phoenicia, the Medes, Urartu, Babylon, and more each all vying for control
  966. >cue the entrance of one of the early conquerors in the MLH timeline
  967. >Ashurnasirpal II
  968. >this arc of MLH was the beginning of seeing vast empires be forged in fire
  969. >and the action that came with it
  970. >the emblem of Assur rose over an empire ready to conquer, and the first battles would begin
  971. >the narrator for events begins to describe the path taken by Ashurnasirpal II, along the Euphrates
  972. >the first battles were shown of the ancient warriors, most of which in light armor
  973. >the battle tactics of the Assyrians were shown between the sick battle montages the animators were capable of producing
  974. >those were kind of fun to nerd out over, but most of the adoration of the show came from these action-packed sequences and the world-building episodes
  975. >you snuggle with Anon, hugging him as you watch the pilot
  976. >he wraps his arm around you, your heart beginning to soar as he did so
  977. >the sheer joy of sharing one of the things you enjoyed most made it like you were watching the whole series anew
  978. >it made starting so far back all the more worthwhile
  979. >you'd have more to share with your husbando
  980. >the narrator delivers commentary in timely fashion about the grand conquests, and the innovations the growing Assyrian Empire would make in human history
  981. >along with many important discoveries, they were the earliest to start utilizing a standing army
  982. >and one by one, all the nearby kingdoms would fall to Assyria's might
  983. >be Anon
  984. >cuddling with your waifu
  985. >and watching her favorite shows
  986. >it was pretty cool to be getting learned some new knowledge
  987. >and that you had someone to watch it with
  988. >the mare at your side was quite physically affectionate
  989. >with each development of the show, Spanner would ocasionally point excitedly while snuggling beside you
  990. >sometimes she would gasp at some of the surprises
  991. >you'd respond with some hugs of your own
  992. >maybe even run your hand alongside her walnut-colored coat
  993. >all in all, you had yourself a comfy night
  994. >a comfy, snowed-in night
  995. >it was a smart idea to have a fire roaring
  996. >because you could feel the wintry chills start to seep into the home
  997. >it must not have been insulated properly around somewhere...
  998. >you kept perfectly warm, though
  999. >between the fire, the comfy blanket, and a qt3.14 mare to snuggle with - you were gonna stay nice and toasty
  1000. >Spanner huddled a little closer as she felt the outside cold try and get at her
  1001. >a perfect excuse to hug the poner a little tighter
  1002. >and try something a little more...deviant
  1003. >y-you attempt to hold her hooves with your hands
  1004. >that seemed to really catch her attention
  1005. >her blush was readily apparent
  1006. >her concentration on the pony-shows breaks
  1007. >the power of hoof-holding is simply too strong
  1008. >Spanner rests her side against you, letting you continue
  1009. >you could see a bit of that sweet smile you loved to see
  1010. >and that was what made life now worth living
  1011. >you continued to gently hold her hoof, her head coming to rest close to your shoulder
  1012. >the first episode was coming to its conclusion, the brutal conqueror Ashurnasirpal II soon about to pass
  1013. >his conquests extended far into the lands of the ancient Near East
  1014. >and his successor, Shalmaneser III was certainly keen on continuing this legacy of conquest once his father was no longer the head of the Assyrian Empire
  1015. >how might the great Assyrian state fall, if at all in the foreseeable future?
  1016. >the pilot episode had ended on this opening bookend
  1017. >the rise of one of the great empires of old
  1018. >and it was eager to assert its dominance
  1019. >it had you interested so far, and the battles looked very entertaining to watch
  1020. >you certainly couldn't help but notice that it seemed to hold a sense of valor
  1021. >that these wars were a greater part of a larger warrior culture
  1022. >you'd give the episode a 4/5 chicken sandwiches
  1023. >your mare snuggled a little closer to your chest, trying to hug you tight
  1024.  
  1025. >be Sterling Spanner
  1026. >y-your husbando just held your hoof!
  1027. >it's just like out of your neighponese cartoons!
  1028. >you didn't even know you could blush this fiercely
  1029. >it felt like your muzzle was on fire
  1030. >in a good way
  1031. >you could barely even focus on the show while he was doing that
  1032. >you could even swear he ran his thumbs against your unshorn fetlocks
  1033. >hot damn if you didn't love being touched in that kind of way you didn't know what sensual meant
  1034. >everything about his gentle, loving nature towards you brought forth a spring of neverending joy
  1035. >and you tried your best to show him just how much that meant to you
  1036. >cuddles and hugs were among the ways you knew how to show your Anon how much he meant to you
  1037. >you would have to learn something to show it even more...
  1038. >but where would you start?
  1039. >being comfy and watching shows together certainly was quite sweet when it was snowing out
  1040. >and the village was not known as a center of fine dining...
  1041. >excluding that donut shop, it is pretty amazing, though
  1042. >you'd resolve to plan something romantically-cheesy with him one of these days
  1043. >now that you think about it, perhaps some more human-themed stores will open up?
  1044. >maybe you could see what fine culture humans had
  1045. >inb4 it's just nothing but fast food joints
  1046. >for now, though, it would be a snowed-in night watching foal's cartoons until either of you dropped from exhaustion
  1047. >"Y-You...you liked th-that episode, right?"
  1048. >Anon gives an interested nod
  1049. >>"It was...pretty good. Got learned a whole, brand-new knowledge."
  1050. >his smile was all the more pleasing to see
  1051. >you doubt you would ever get tired of seeing him happy
  1052. >it made you just as, if not more happy
  1053. >"I'm glad you did! You, u-uh...you wouldn't mind watching a few more episodes, right?"
  1054. >he messes with your mane, letting it come to rest over your eyes
  1055. >>"Not at all. Let's sperg out together."
  1056. >with Anon's willingness to continue, you select the next episode in line
  1057. >this next one happened to be a slower-paced, more worldbuilding-oriented one
  1058. >this time, away from the front, it began to document the culture of the Assyrians and their significance in human history
  1059. >they were, indeed, among the strongest of the ancient empires of their time, fielding the first standing army and making viciously-effective usage of it
  1060. >their renown militarism was also made manifest in how brutal the conquests of other nations were
  1061. >how harsh they would put down any dissent and rebellion
  1062. >Ashurbanipal would go on to have flayed chiefs against a pillar, and even entombing them inside of said pillar
  1063. >pretty fuckin' brutal for a kid's show
  1064. >but they at least cut down on the more vivid imagery for now
  1065. >the blood was only acceptable during glorious warfare
  1066. >and they had to try and not scare away their target audience
  1067. >soon, though, the Neo-Assyrian Empire would begin to lose the territory it had gained, a twist added in
  1068. >and to be honest, it was still a little shocking to witness
  1069. >some mares were put off with how such a powerful state could lose control of its territories
  1070. >but you thought it allowed for new potential rivals to be added to the show
  1071. >their fall would allow a new power to begin
  1072. >Sinsharishkun was being defeated again and again by Nabopolassar
  1073. >the previously-unknown figure had begun to subjugate the Assyrians
  1074. >A Chaldean whom would go on to found the new Babylonian Empire
  1075. >Sinshariksun would die in the wars against Babylon and the recently-freed Medes.
  1076. >>"Damn...sure didn't expect that."
  1077. >"I'm tellin ya, Anon, the writers really know what they're doing!"
  1078. >you succinctly explained to him
  1079. >the sudden change in the plot was enough to keep you interested
  1080. >it was probably one of the things that kept you coming back
  1081. >how would the story of your precious little humans unfold?
  1082. >you were almost quivering with excitement for what would happen in the Great War!
  1083. >the beginning of that arc was enough to be a serious trip on the ride
  1084. >it had mares spinning!
  1085. >oh, the theories and threads those /mlh/ NEETs had posted
  1086. >it was among the most magical of experiences to witness the shitposting to pierce the heavens
  1087. >while you and Anon continued to watch where the ride was gonna take you, something spur-of-the-moment enters your mind
  1088. >you haven't the foggiest where it came from
  1089. >but you know that it was a powerful compulsion
  1090. >something spontaneous on your part
  1091. >deftly, you surprise Anon with a kiss
  1092. >it was just a longer-lasting peck on the cheek, but you just had to do it
  1093. >your heart raced as you did, beating as though you had just competed in the Iron Pony competition
  1094. >you slowly parted once the kiss was over, the first you'd give your human
  1095. >it was exhilerating, a rush of emotion swarming your heart
  1096. >Anon was certainly surprised by your sudden, impulsive act
  1097. >a part of your mind dwells on the thought that you pushed it too suddenly...
  1098.  
  1099. >be a very flustered Anon
  1100. >Spanner surprised you with a sudden peck on the cheek
  1101. >you had no idea why so suddenly she did it
  1102. >not that it wasn't unpleasant, quite the opposite in fact
  1103. >the poor thing looks at you nervously, like she feared she had done something wrong
  1104. >carefully, you cup her cheek in one hand
  1105. >Spanner didn't know what you would do, both frightened and curious
  1106. >with subdued passion, you returned a kiss
  1107. >this one, right on this lips
  1108. >Spanner seemed greatly relieved, letting herself enjoy every moment of the love shared between man and mare
  1109. >a bond that could never be severed
  1110. >reluctant to part from the kiss you were
  1111. >but you must
  1112. >your mare's eyes were closed, her breathing shaky
  1113. >the feeling of the kiss hung over her, the rush that came with it still having yet to leave her system
  1114. >when she opened her eyes, it seemed that she was tearing up
  1115. >the fear of being a fuck-up was squashed as she hugged you tought
  1116. >it was a good feeling
  1117. >husbando and waifu sharing the solace of their company
  1118. >sharing the love that ran eternally from their large hearts
  1119. >deeper than the sea and wider than the sky above
  1120. >as you held Spanner, she whispered to you
  1121. >>"N-Never change, Anon...never ch-change...I love you...more than you could know..."
  1122. >your_heart.exe
  1123. >"I won't, Spanner...I love you, too..."
  1124. >you promised your sweet, gentle mare
  1125. >and so the cuddles and warmth lasted long into the night
  1126. >a couple sharing their intimate feelings with one another
  1127. >and the bitter wintry cold kept at bay
  1128.  
  1129. >a month had passed since you, Anon, entered Equestria
  1130. >from what you could hear, more of your fellow nignogs were migrating to the land of colorful marshmallow equines
  1131. >all in the name of finding the one to make their lives complete
  1132. >the winter had been getting progressively worse and worse
  1133. >more snow being piled onto the town and the woodlands
  1134. >it was starting to get hard to stay out for too long
  1135. >and the snow was getting thick enough to warrant you and Spanner spending time outside shovelling this white shit to the side
  1136. >you loved a wonderful white winter
  1137. >but this was getting to be a little much
  1138. >right now, you were on a train to head back to the village
  1139. >since you didn't live in a big city as most anons might be, you had to ride in to get human stuffs
  1140. >your diet could not consist of beans & flowers for the rest of eternity
  1141. >a damn shame Spanner didn't come with you this time...
  1142. >you wonder to yourself curiously of what she had needed to stay home for
  1143. >perhaps she had to wait for some mail that needed her signature
  1144. >whatever it was, it would be a surprise
  1145. >be Sterling Spanner
  1146. >be at home, reading the new booklet on humans you ordered
  1147. >this time, with a deeper understanding of those gentle giants
  1148. >of course, since you were among the first mares to receive a husbando, you had to order this in
  1149. >and it was certainly full of information very relevant to your interests
  1150. >this edition was about what humans found most attractive about ponies beyond their loving nature and general cuteness
  1151. >though it varied between humans, they could all appreciate the right kind of pone lingerie
  1152. >you could almost catch yourself blushing hard at the detailed information Cadence had compiled
  1153. >just how did she get all of this?
  1154. >she did add as an addendum that she was totally not into peeping, so stop asking
  1155. >there more you went on, the more...lurid the booklet became
  1156. >then again, this was one meant almost specifically for couples looking to start exploring the other side of love
  1157. >one part, however, deserved the most attention
  1158. >the one about mares whom wanted the culmination for a couple in love
  1159. >the beginnings of their own family
  1160. >you intently read every word, each being engraved into your brain
  1161. >'...So, you're ready to start a family with your husbando. That's wonderful news! Entailed in this booklet is everything you need to know. When you and your husbando have decided to have foals, you'll need to ingest a complimentary potion to this package. It will allow you to bear foals from a human stallion, and start your family today!'
  1162. >a footnote is included
  1163. >'Please use this potion when you mean it, as it's expensive to produce. All future potions must be ordered at a price of 50 bits.'
  1164. >a bit steep, but you doubt Princess Cadence was a shekellord when it came to love
  1165. >the knowledge of this really lingered in your mind...
  1166. >when should you bring this up with Anon?
  1167. >it had only been a month since you met...but you feel ready for this
  1168. >ready to start a family
  1169. >all you needed to do was talk it over...
  1170. >you thought about how to approach it, the question
  1171. >you didn't know if Anon was ready to have foals
  1172. >he had shown just how much he loved is mare waifu
  1173. >and it was without bound
  1174. >nothing could ever keep him from showing his mare just how much he loved her
  1175. >you thought he might want that...
  1176. >becoming a father to a bunch of adorable little foals
  1177. >the icing and cherry on top of starting a new life in Equestria
  1178. >but you wanted to know for sure
  1179. >you wanted only to make your Anon happy, and feel beloved
  1180. >and you thought this was a natural next step from beyond just being husbando and waifu
  1181. >a knock on the door breaks you from your thoughts
  1182. >fug
  1183. >it must be Anon
  1184. >you panic for a moment, not sure where you should hide your delivered package
  1185. >you didn't want to come off as too desperate
  1186. >that might spook Anon
  1187. >you prance around, looking for an ideal spot
  1188. >in a panic, you decide the best place to hide it must be under your bed
  1189. >the best place to make sure things you didn't want seen stayed put, obviously
  1190. >after it was tucked away from the world, you open the door
  1191.  
  1192. >be Anon
  1193. >with a bag of groceries for human needs
  1194. >like meat
  1195. >you could not live without it, metaphorically and literally
  1196. >it was your fuel back home
  1197. >and you just had to go out today and get some more
  1198. >the knock on Spanner's door seemed to not really register
  1199. >you went to knock again, but the door swung open before you could
  1200. >and there was a little pony, happy as always to greet you
  1201. >>"H-Hey, Anon! How was that t-trip?"
  1202. >you step in, playing with the tip of her ear and giving a smile
  1203. >"It was...a journey."
  1204. >truth be told, it could have been better
  1205. >lines are getting longer where you go
  1206. >made everything else last a little too long for your liking
  1207. >Spanner closed the door behind you, looking up with some concern
  1208. >>"Was it real bad...?"
  1209. >you shake your head, pulling some of the groceries
  1210. >among them was some good thicc milk (it was really eggnog) and what you'd be making into dinner
  1211. >normally, you'd buy round steak for this, but you didn't want to scare Spanner
  1212. >you'd have to mallet the shit out of it to make it anywhere near tender enough to eat
  1213. >so you bought a new york strip
  1214. >tender without too much marbling
  1215. >"Just is a long journey. Package come yet?"
  1216. >your question was answered quicker than the door
  1217. >>"U-Uh, yeah, it did. I-It's just the new info booklet P-Princess Cadence curated for the H-Husbando Immigration!"
  1218. >well, ain't that just neat
  1219. >you wonder how this would compare to the old one
  1220. >maybe some nice, new things
  1221. >maybe you'd get to share some laughs with your waifu about how different things are
  1222. >"See anything you like in it?"
  1223. >mare has executed nervous_sweating.wad
  1224. >>"...Y-Yeah..."
  1225. >she sounds a little nervous
  1226. >must've been something she really wanted to talk about
  1227. >"Want to discuss it over dinner?"
  1228. >she nods, believing that was a good idea
  1229. >your mind wanders off into the realms of curiosity, focused on your mare
  1230. >something had to have really stuck with her after reading through that booklet
  1231. >you could only conspire with your trusty tinfoil hat as to what it was
  1232. >perhaps it was something good, just needing a talking-over?
  1233. >your heart drops slightly as the possibility of something bad
  1234. >you became silent as you got out a cutting board, slicing the meat into strips
  1235. >tonight was making something you could remember grandmama making you
  1236. >and then teaching you how to make yourself
  1237. >it was some mutha fuckin steak fingers, and some bomb-ass gravy to go with
  1238. >you waifu watched as you showed off your mad skills at preparing food
  1239. >she was...not as much a cook, choosing to make herself some daffodil-oat sandwiches
  1240. >after bathing the strips of meat in flower, you let it fry
  1241. >the sound of sizzling, popping meat was almost orgasmic
  1242. >a wistful reminder of home
  1243. >and though you've become quite acclimated to Equestria
  1244. >the things that bring back the memories and feels is nice, too
  1245. >you just hope Spanner doesn't mind that much...
  1246. >be Sterling Spanner
  1247. >setting the table with mejick
  1248. >Anon's busy making one of those human delicacies of his
  1249. >the sizzling sent a couple of shivers down your spine
  1250. >you wer a big mare
  1251. >you could handle the sounds
  1252. >besides, hayfries were fried like this, right?
  1253. >you couldn't deny it for much longer
  1254. >you were close to fainting from how nervous you were to discuss this with Anon
  1255. >a part of you was chastising fear, condemning the thought of him being upset over it
  1256. >the other devil on your shoulder continued to whisper your fears into your ear
  1257. >it forced you to take a breather
  1258. >you shouldn't be this worried with your husbando
  1259. >he was the one for your heart
  1260. >a lover that had proved himself to be your most faithful companion
  1261. >a sweetheart that was there for you come rain, sleet, or snow
  1262. >the one you shared your first real kiss with
  1263. >you just wanted to be happy with him...
  1264. >give him all the love your heart had for him
  1265. >and make him the happiest human in Equestria
  1266. >by the time he was done with his dinner, you were still there
  1267. >trapped in a landslide of nervousness
  1268. >debating on what you should share with him
  1269. >>"You looked a little troubled, Spanner...are you alright, sweet thing?"
  1270. >Anon seems a little worried for you
  1271. >you feign a nod well enough
  1272. >"I'm...f-fine, don't worry."
  1273. >that may be stretching the truth thinner than tailhairs
  1274. >but you did want to at least ease your way into the conversation about this
  1275. >Anon probably didn't buy it as much as you'd hoped he would, setting his dinner down as he got seated
  1276. >joining him at the table prompted him to ask what's on your mind
  1277. >>"Spanner, sweetheart...can you tell me what's got you so nervous? Was it something from that package?"
  1278. >you could not lie
  1279. >a nod and a sigh came from your end of the table
  1280. >"Yes...it's something I really wanted to go over with you..."
  1281. >Anon's attention was all yours
  1282. >now all you had to do was seize the day and tell him the truth
  1283. >tell him what was on your mind
  1284. >if you could just say those words
  1285. >it felt like it took every ounce of courage to talk to him about it
  1286. >but you couldn't hold back your thoughts on what that booklet said
  1287. >it just...held you in a gravitational pull
  1288. >and so with timid steps, you began
  1289. >"The package was, y'know, the new edition of that Husbando Program's hand-out...it goes into a lot more detail about humans...from the tropical beach humans to the ones in the far north..."
  1290. >he followed your words, starting on his meal of fried food
  1291. >>"That so? They go over cornfield humans and the more isolated steppe humans?"
  1292. >his jest helped bring a little comfort as you continued
  1293. >"Uh...yeah...they kinda did...it also got a bit more...lewd later down the line..."
  1294. >that certainly catches the Anon's attention
  1295. >>"Well, that is...that's something. Guess they just needed that for reasons?"
  1296. >you could catch yourself blushing a little at the memories from reading those passage
  1297. >how in Equestria could informative words be so lewd?
  1298. >"M-Mhmm...the part next is...what I really wanted to talk about."
  1299. >you began to gently run one hoof down your foreleg, doing your best to keep your words going
  1300. >he was waiting on you
  1301. >waiting to hear what you had to say, Sterling Spanner
  1302. >"I-It was about...what men and mares can do to...to...take their relationship..."
  1303. >as you tried your best, the words caught in your throat
  1304. >come on, you marefilly
  1305. >speak up and tell him what it was
  1306. >he would never know if you didn't tell him
  1307. >"...to have a little g-gift from heaven..."
  1308. >you think that was sufficient
  1309. >Anon looks to have stopped what he was doing
  1310. >did you present it the wrong way?
  1311. >should you have waited longer before talking to him about how you felt about this?
  1312. >it was something many a mare dreamed about
  1313. >having their own little foals to care for
  1314. >to see them grow up and become wonderful ponies themselves
  1315. >you just prayed to whomever would listen that Anon was understanding about all this...
  1316. >that he would understand the wants of his waifu...
  1317. >be Anon
  1318. >Sterling Spanner just dropped quite a bombshell on you right there
  1319. >was she giving you the talk?
  1320. >the one about starting a family?
  1321. >you did not expect this at all
  1322. >it was just a wee bitty bit shocking
  1323. >nothing too major
  1324. >now you understand why the poor mare was so nervous about 'fessing up on this
  1325. >it was something she didn't want to come off the wrong way about
  1326. >now she was as timid and nervous as the first time she kissed you
  1327. >you needed to say something for your mare
  1328. >let her know on your thoughts
  1329. >"...Uh, well...can ponies and humans...do that?"
  1330. >she responded with a bit of a shaky nod
  1331. >>"They can, t-through the aid of magic...a-all in a little potion..."
  1332. >that made sense to you
  1333. >seemed like the only real way for that to work out
  1334. >"You...you been thinking about this for a while?"
  1335. >she ponders her words, choosing what she wanted to say carefully
  1336. >>"From t-time to time...that l-little booklet made me think about it more..."
  1337. >she takes a pause; a shaky breath and looking straight at you
  1338. >her gorgeous amber eyes convey the sensation of anxiety she felt with her confession
  1339. >>"It made me realize...t-that mares do have a...sort of need for that...a mare kinda looks forward to that..."
  1340. >you nod slow as you listen carefully, not wanting to come off as uncaring during such a talk
  1341. >>"A-And it would be...very nice to have...I don't want to force you into it, though...I can't stand the thought of making you miserable..."
  1342. >emotional critical hit
  1343. >now what would you respond with, Anon?
  1344. >Spanner just confessed one of the most important things a mare could confess to her beloved
  1345. >the question is now how to handle this
  1346. >you guesstimate that freaking out was wrong here
  1347. >she didn't deserve such cruelty
  1348. >you needed to take this with a cool head
  1349. >you needed to talk this through and see if the two of you were ready for this
  1350. >ready to take this step on the journey of your love for one another
  1351. >you began your part in this conversation, needing to comfort the mare
  1352. >"W-Well...it's been...a month, give or take, since we first met...right?"
  1353. >she nods, anxious and waiting for your thoughts
  1354. >about her wishes for the future
  1355. >"And you...want a foal of your own...I'm reading this right, Spanner?"
  1356. >she cusps her hooves together, tapping them while looking down
  1357. >>"...yes...I...I think it would be...a joy. A joy we'd share."
  1358. >you mulled over her words for a short while
  1359. >you had only known her for a month
  1360. >and in that month?
  1361. >you felt love that you hadn't felt before
  1362. >attachment and belonging was the only thing you know without a doubt you felt about being at your mare's side
  1363. >the purest of love was shared between the two of you
  1364. >bonds of matrimony unshaken since the moment you heard her angelic voice
  1365. >and coming to your conclusion, you think this would not be terrible
  1366. >a step on the long road of sharing a wonderful life with one another
  1367. >you get up, walking to your mare
  1368. >you had to express yourself to her just how you felt
  1369.  
  1370. >be Sterling Spanner
  1371. >the your throat feels like it's constricting itself
  1372. >Anon came over to your end of the table
  1373. >the wait for how he would react is incredibly suspenseful
  1374. >he reaches down to your level...
  1375. >...and sweeps you up in a big, gentle hug
  1376. >Anon would unseal the gates, and let loose the cheese of war
  1377. >>"In the time I've known you, Sterling Spanner...this whole month...it's been nothing short of magical. You've filled this hole in my heart. A hole...that...really only love could fill."
  1378. >here comes the tears, ever so slowly
  1379. >>"I know this is going to sound as corny as a plot of Nebraskan farmland...but...you're my everything. A real purpose came into my life the moment that portal opened and I met you...something I wouldn't have had if I didn't come to Equestira. If...you want to start a family...have a little foal..."
  1380. >he holds you closely to his chest, running his hand along your mane sllowly
  1381. >>"..I'd be willing to make you happy. Give back for all the love you've brought into my life."
  1382. >upon hearing Anon, you take a moment to fully react
  1383. >the rush of emotion after having been so worried over what he would think of your desires was a bit unprecedented
  1384. >why can't you hold all these >feels?
  1385. >you begin to cry as you hold onto him
  1386. >a big mare you were no longer
  1387. >he gently runs his hand along your mane, comforting you as you get past your emotional overload
  1388. >it lasted for a good long while before you were back to reality
  1389. >Anon comforting you all the while
  1390. >he eventually asked you about the question of your desire for foals
  1391. >>"Spanner, sweet thing...if you're feeling better, do you want to make that dream of yours a reality?"
  1392. >you rest your head into his chest, nodding
  1393. >you would like that very much
  1394. >having a few foals of your own would bring you such joy
  1395. >the call of motherhood resounded with every mare
  1396. >and who were you to defy it?
  1397. >you had high hopes that this would be something to make you happy
  1398. >"...I'd...v-very much like to..."
  1399. >he gave you a kiss, something to raise your spirits and give you a bright smile
  1400. >it never failed to make your day shine when he did something like that
  1401. >soon, you had to get up
  1402. >if you were to culminate your love and hidden savage lust
  1403. >you needed a special little gift
  1404. >while you were heading to the bedroom, you could feel his gaze
  1405. >was he sizing you up?
  1406. >did he like your flanks?
  1407. >did he think they were too big? maybe you shouldn't have had all those sweets...
  1408. >damn delectable donut shop, why were you the best place to have breakfast?
  1409.  
  1410. >be Anon
  1411. >your waifu was heading to the bedroom
  1412. >underneath your support for her, you were a sweating-towel guy
  1413. >she had identified the thing that titillated you the most
  1414. >[spoiler]consensual sexual for procreation[/spoiler]
  1415. >you know, so damn deviant of you to enjoy that degeneracy
  1416. >as you admired the pone, you could see that she slightly raised her tail
  1417. >holy moly do you want the pone
  1418. >you wonder how this was going to go
  1419. >probably very awkwardly
  1420. >after the wait passed, your pone came back from her trip to the bedroom
  1421. >she was wearing a set of socks
  1422. >it's a tricolor of black, white, and red
  1423. >and good lord, she was definitely cute
  1424. >Spanner tried being sultry, inviting you into a more private realm for the act
  1425. >but she was so unsure about it
  1426. >as though she really didn't know how to work this out
  1427. >it was endearing to watch, but you were delaying this for too long
  1428. >the time for sexings was coming upon you
  1429. >you abide the requests of your mare, beginning to come over
  1430. >she also pulls you with her magic, very interested in accelerating this encounter
  1431. >the door behind you was shut, for a bit of extra privacy
  1432. >the mare nervously smiled up at you, trying to come off as sexy
  1433. >it was a little clumsy, her first time with a human
  1434. >hell, probably with a stallion in general
  1435. >>"S-So...uhm...t-the bed will work, right?"
  1436. >looking at it, it was pretty big for just a single pony
  1437. >you give a nod as you start to undress for your mare
  1438. >she watched with anticipation, anxious to begin
  1439. >her own lust simmered close to boiling over
  1440. >when you had undressed enough for her, Spanner lept onto the bed, the aber glow of her magic pulling you with her
  1441. >a soft, comfy landing welcomed you
  1442. >and a mare at your side whom you most certainly loved
  1443. >there was a little anxiety on your end, as this would usually begin with new couples
  1444. >the unicorn mare affirmed her position atop you, coming to rest on your chest
  1445. >her socks were luxuriously-soft against your skin, matching her fur to a tee
  1446. >before beginning anything more lascivious, she broke the ice with a kiss
  1447. >this one an order more carnal and passionate
  1448. >every second that it lasted with you brought both of you to a greater state of arousal
  1449. >a deep-deated longing for one another
  1450. >your hands drifted to her haunches
  1451. >drifting closer to her inner thighs
  1452. >the shudder of excitement racing down her spine followed close on the heels of your touch
  1453. >>"A-Anon...d-don't keep teasing me this whole time..."
  1454. >you wouldn't deny her this kind of pleasure
  1455. >at her behest, you guide your shaft against her marehood
  1456. >you didn't stick your peepee into human women because you were afraid it might be a bad idea
  1457. >and so this sensation was a powerful, strange, but not unwelcome one
  1458. >whoa mama, feeling yourself venture deeper into her equine sex was like a magical journey
  1459. >the way it massaged the entirety of your manhood
  1460. >how it felt like it was begging for you to release your seed unto her fertile ground
  1461. >you could not suppress that moan of yours
  1462. >it was made even louder by Spanner's clumsy start at shifting herself up and down your cock
  1463. >you were afraid the assault of pleasure would only last for but a few minutes
  1464. >but the pleasant surprise of being able to hold back from the bliss you were experiencing did come
  1465. >you give each of those beautiful, plush flanks a good squeeze
  1466. >feeling them almost mold with your hands
  1467. >and hearing a surprised gasp from the unicorn who was claiming her prize
  1468. >even that was adorable
  1469.  
  1470. >be Sterling Spanner
  1471. >and here you were, culminating your relationship with Anon
  1472. >as you found your pace, you became more sure of yourself
  1473. >as Anon savagely kept hold of your flanks, your hips came down on Anon's shaft with ever-increasing speed
  1474. >each lewd smack echoing throughout the room
  1475. >not noticing where one of his hands ventured until it was too late, you felt one of your teats being played with
  1476. >a yelp a little louder than you had hoped resounded as he began
  1477. >he shifted his gaze up to you with some concern, like he had done something wrong
  1478. >a cadinal sin against his mare
  1479. >you had to assuage his concerns
  1480. >"P-Please...just...k-keep going..."
  1481. >feeling like he wasn't hurting you, he kept at his devious little human tricks
  1482. >those sexy, manipulative fingers
  1483. >as he continued to pinch and play with your teats in one hand, the other was occupied with firmly grasping your somewhat voluminous flanks
  1484. >was there any place in Equestria you'd rather be?
  1485. >that was a trick question
  1486. >you would not want to be anywhere without your human
  1487. >and especially when said human was railing your brains out
  1488. >every thrust, every moment of your hips was rewarded with indescribable pleasure
  1489. >nothing your hoof alone could do
  1490. >none of your more deviant toys could hope to match this as good as what you had right now
  1491. >your human lasted longer than what most of the shitposting mares on /mlh/ would describe that you would "never experience"
  1492. >and it was magical
  1493. >though your thoughts were soon ejected from your mind with a powerful thrust from Anon beneath you
  1494. >a low groan was all you could mouth, desperate for more from your Anon
  1495. >you could not hope to last against this never-ending assault of pleasure
  1496.  
  1497. >be Anon
  1498. >sweet heaven is where you were
  1499. >trapped between the comfy sheets and the mare who made your life complete
  1500. >and the ministrations of her marehood made each thrust into her feel exponentially more orgasmic than the last
  1501. >you could not resist her
  1502. >tactical nut incoming
  1503. >it's all over
  1504. >slamming her hips against yours was but the final impact
  1505. >and then your mind proceeded to be blown into the stratosphere
  1506. >the power of this nut was beyond your comprehension
  1507. >and you could barely even begin to come back down from that
  1508. >you weren't able to register what your sweet little pone was feeling at the moment
  1509. >but you were hoping it was good
  1510. >by the time you were coming back to reality, Spanner was nearly out
  1511. >she looked so pleased, so happy for having this
  1512. >in the afterglow of such an orgasm, you decided some cheesy, cuddly pillow talk might be in order
  1513. >wrapping your arms tenderly around your mare, you take her to your side, wanting her to be in best spooning position
  1514. >for the longest time, your affection for her manifested itself in the simple little things
  1515. >a kiss on the neck
  1516. >twirling a lock of her mane with your finger
  1517. >just the little things that set your heart aflutter
  1518. >when she giggled, it felt as though the world smiled upon you, that it had rewarded you with a special bond
  1519. >the bond of man and mare
  1520. >she was the first between the two of you to speak up
  1521. >>"That...w-was very nice...I-I'd love to do this more..."
  1522. >you could only agree with her
  1523. >it was nothing short of bliss for you
  1524. >and you had prayed that she enjoyed it as much as you did
  1525. >"Whenever you want...Sterling..."
  1526. >before you knew it, the sacandalous mare had booped you
  1527. >her cheeks flush red from the act
  1528. >you could not hide your own surprise at this, nor could you dare hold back a gentle blush
  1529. >in retaliation for this act of a most lurid nature, you launch the Anon Counter-boopfensive
  1530. >she had not anticipated this
  1531. >the situation might escalate dangerously
  1532. >and it would most certainly
  1533. >she goes all out with a combined hug-and-boop tactic
  1534. >you were helpless to her cuteness
  1535. >and she had won this time
  1536. >you would let her enjoy her victory over you for now
  1537. >>"S-So...you wonder what they'll be like...?"
  1538. >you wrap your arm around her, resting your hand against her back
  1539. >"A bit, yeah...it's...something to think about. That stuff works, right...?"
  1540. >she nodded, hoof making circles against your chest
  1541. >>"Guaranteed to...I d-don't think Princess Cadence w-would lie about that..."
  1542. >you kind of had to agree there
  1543. >you kind of had some strong doubts that she'd want to do a 『S O C I A L E X P E R I M E N T』 that mean to any couple out there
  1544. >a hand idly drifts to playing with her chest fluff, occasionally reaching down to the much softer belly of the pone
  1545. >>"I-I'm a little nervous...just...at the whole thing...but it feels so right...like it's meant to be. I hope the foals we have together grow up to be good ponies..."
  1546. >you kissed your mare right on the little snootle
  1547. >"Everything's gonna be alright, Spanner...thing's will only get better..."
  1548. >thinking back to your gushing to Sterling about how much you loved her, she took a deep and relaxed sigh
  1549. >>"O-Okay...I...thank you, Anon...for everything. My sweetheart."
  1550. >you held her close for the rest of the night, content in your lover's embrace
  1551. >be Sterling Spanner
  1552. >watching some more MLH:HiM with Anon
  1553. >it had been several months since you two decided on having foals of your own
  1554. >and it shows for you, now
  1555. >the added wieght of another life carried with you made any trek a bit more laborious on your part
  1556. >and it was readily apparent that your belly had distended from the foal-bearing
  1557. >the weather outside was slowly starting to warm up
  1558. >but you didn't want to leave for now
  1559. >it felt more natural to be cuddled up here, with your husbando
  1560. >under a blanket for warmth
  1561. >and with him occasionally going for the pregger-poner-tum
  1562. >you were gonna be honest, it was very sweet when he did that
  1563. >it never failed to brighten your spirits
  1564. >with a content smile as he did just that, you focused on the episode you and Anon had made it to
  1565. >finally, it was the Great War arc
  1566. >and to be honest, you were a little scared for your favorite human leader in the arc, Tsar Nickolas II
  1567. >both he was a handsome man, and you certainly didn't want your favorite nation as a Tsarfag to go the way of Rome
  1568. >that would really activate your almonds
  1569. >because they added those Bolsheviks in sometime after the worldbuilding episode with Communism
  1570. >for now, though, it was mostly relegated to the early battles of the Great War
  1571. >some of the more impressive early victories on either side surprised you
  1572. >each side seemed to have their own plan to end the war
  1573. >and seeing how it would unfolded was the most edge-of-the-seat the show had been in a long time
  1574. >the best part was now you could enjoy it with somepony
  1575. >a sweet, gentle human
  1576. >the father of your foals
  1577. >with Anon, you would never feel lonely
  1578. >with him, anything was possible
  1579. >it always is when man and mare forge the bond of love between one another
  1580. So ends the story.

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