Now Procreate


                                            >We are in the wilderness of Ponyville, to meet a unique breed, which is, sadly, endangered.

                                            >Today, we will learn about ingeniosus-Idioticus, also known as autistic.

                                            >In all of Equestria there are only 470 living specimens.

                                            >What we see now is an autistic female, we named her Purplestcutest, but with love we call her Purplebook.

                                            >Scientific name: Unicorncutestys-Friendlytous.

                                            >With a basket full of food, Purplebook heads to the nest of another autistic.

                                            >It seems that we have the opportunity to see how the dominant sex tries to get the attention of a potential partner.

                                            >She knocks the entrance to the autistic male's nest.

                                            >Who open the door is no other than Anonymity-Idless.

                                            >Our love name for him was Peeveforall, but we call him Nonny.

                                            >Let's see their interesting interaction.

                                            "Sup Twi, what a surprise to see you! Tell me, what brings you to my house at fucking 5:40 in the morning?" Anon grumps throught his teeth. We believe that his hard personality is related to his old tribe, 4chan.

                                            >"H-hey Anon! Er... um..." purple look at the ground in though, "what a casuality- no... how are you- no..." she fold down his ears, uh-oh Purplebook seems to have problems courting the male.

                                            >This is the why this especies is endangered, they lack of common sense, "Looking good today!" And things like this happend.

                                            >Fortunately, Nonny is smart enough to understand what she wants just by looking at her...

                                            "Twilight, you want to go on a picnic?" Purple rise his ears and swing his tail. "At the fucking 5 in the morning!?"

                                            >...But that doesn't mean his plan was good, it was actually horrible.

                                            >She stop the swing, and fold down his ears again, "uh... yes..."

                                            >The male close the door in her face.

                                            >Disasters like this occur regularly, most autistic never reproduce because of the lack of common sense.

                                            >"Stupid, stupid..." Purplebook hits her head with her hoofs, "how i can be so stupid..."

                                            >It's not all your fault Purplebook, Anon is one of the hardest to mate with.

                                            >But when all seemed lost, a miracle occurs and Nonny opens the door.

                                            "I'll go..."

                                            >Something that was completly unpredictable.

                                            >This surprised both Purplebook and our team. This never in all the history happened before.

                                            >"R-really?!"

                                            "Yeah ... *sigh* I can't sleep, maybe a change of environment will do me good."

                                            >Nonny proceeds to prepare to follow her new mate Purplebook.

                                            >Purplebook express his happiness and she begins to lead the way to a safer location to be intimate.


                                            >Sweet Care: researcher division. "This filled my heart with emotion, because, due to this critical situation autists knew how to adapt and survive against all," the researcher start crying, look behind the camera for a moment, then at the camera again, "and it full me with hope." He wipe his tears with his hoof.


                                            >Biofream Cell: vacunation division. "When I saw it I thought, what? This is happening?! My head was like-" she moves its hooves exaggeratedly, "-Fwoosh, i contemplated nature do its work first hoof, Nonny evolved in that moment, a little change that determined the livelihood of his species," she shook his head and exhaled, "evolution, mare... just amazing. "


                                            >Lover Green: lawyer division. "We need to realize when mother nature speaks, and she actually spoke there, it was a cry for help, she said 'help my children!'..." The lawyer looks at the camera without saying anything, increasing the drama, "...she communicated clearly, she told us 'they can't go extint!' and that was for us, nobody was there to hear mother nature scream, except our team... we have to keep this project going, the nature want us to keep going."


                                            >After follow their trail we found them, they are cuddling while sleeping.

                                            >Purple's ears twich with the breeze, Nonny hands are lovely entangled in Purplebook's mane.

                                            >The courtship was a success! Purplebook achieved her goals and in a good 9 months she will bring autistic puppies to this world.

                                            >Today is a bright day, yet they are still far from safe, their species is still endangered.

                                            >Luckily, our team has a plan to save autistic.


                                            >Celestia: director of 'Now Procreate' project. "470 autistics in Equestria, and only 80 of them are male, what can we do to help them? And not helping is not an option, let me tell you about my project with one word," she put hi hoof on thd table, "herds, this is how we can help them. Our best subject Nonny is being groomed so that he can have the largest herd ever, if Nonny succeeds in getting more than 8 autistic mares pregnant then all the other autistics males can, we prepare a plan B in case he fails but I have faith that Nonny will be able to get more than 8 autistics mares pregnant in the next 2 years."


                                            >Luna: Against Now Procreate project. "We need to stop this nonsense, thou've an idea of what could happend if we intervene the nature? The autist could become a dependent race and we could end domesticated them, the mother nature do things in the way she do for some reason, we can't change that or the things would become worst," she pulls papers out, "im demanding my sister in hope to stop her and hopefully make her understand that this is a bad idea."


                                            >Judgment Day, the wise ponies of the Round Table participate as judges of the sisters in this affar.

                                            > "Luna, Celestia, our votes were made and the results are," *ehem* "6 against 14, in favor of Princess Celestia and his project Now Procreate."

                                            >Now that the Now Procreate project had green flag, nothing can't stop it.

                                            >The sisters before exit the building face each other.

                                            >"We hope for this decision was the correct, dearest sister," Luna bow at her sister.

                                            >"I will effort hard in making this work." Celestia bow back.

                                            >...

                                            >"Anon's making cake again."

                                            >"We should visit him, just to see if his health is good."


                                            >Be Anon.

                                            >Day bake a cake for the second time part two in Equestria.

                                            >The last few days i feel exposed for some reason, something is wrong.

                                            >As if a maternal force is constantly watching me.

                                            >The calorie sucker, after devouring my cake, said i should stop worrying about.

                                            >Oh, she also left a letter on the table. It has a sun, so it must be hers.

                                            >I opened it, inside there is a paper, and it says that I can exchange it for... that's a lot of bits!

                                            >What the heck for!? she forgot this thing here? Is she corrupt?

                                            >The back of the letter has something written on it... shit...

                                            >Be reading the same book for the 500 time without getting bored of it. Life is good

                                            >*knock, knock* who can it be?

                                            >"Im going!" I shout to Spike.

                                            >I open the door and the first thing I understand is that Anon is hugging me.

                                            >Don't question it just enjoy it.

                                            "Anon? You're okey?"

                                            >"Twilight, i know when im drunk i do stupid things," he breaks the hug and grab my shoulders, he has the serious face i had never see, "but im not going to ruin this, im going to take responsability, don't worry, i'll always be there for you two."

                                            >i don't understand, but i like the hug so i shut my muzzle and hug back. Life'sgud.