War Anon 1 (Edited


                                            Time to finish what i started and be responsible. Im going to upgrade this shit.


                                            >Be Anon, and im sure this is not Yemen. Not that i lived there, but a war arrased this place in Yemen style- but im not in Yemen, or earth.

                                            >There are not buildings near.

                                            >Where am i? And why im sure this is not Yemen? or earth at all.

                                            >I reached that conclusion when i saw the huge quadruped machine in front of me.

                                            >Covering the sun, enveloping me in his cold shadow.

                                            >From above that thing a four-legged creature jumps to the ground in front of me.

                                            >Seems like a purple cute little dog? With a horn. Of course it has a horn. Alongside it's ears folded down, it has a chillingly human expression of astonishment. I swear it's big purple eyes contain a bit of anger.

                                            >After a moment of complete silence, the horn of the creature glow.

                                            >"Here Lasthorn, i made contact with the source of the anomaly signal, is a second human."

                                            >Brain.exe has failed successfully.

                                            >It talk, and sounds like a she.

                                            >In the blink of an eye that thing dashed towards me and kicked my chest, a crack travels throught my body to my ears, and all my breath goes out and don't come back.

                                            >My body goes limp.

                                            >Before my back touch the ground i was lifted by a warm purple arua.

                                            >"Roger that, i'll bring him alive," she say.

                                            >My conscious sweep away.

                                            >What a crazy dream, a purple horned dog girl enslaved me. I liked it and that was the worst part.

                                            >Wait, why your bed feels like a boat?

                                            >You open your eyes, this is not your room, nor your bed.

                                            >You're inside some compartiment shit. Your legs and hands has been painfully tied. Your legs can't full extend because the short space. The worst than being kidnaped is your need to pee. How you explain your kidnaper that you not are a fag who piss his pants in fear?

                                            >You try to move but a pain on your chest restringed your will. But not your need for a bath room.

                                            "Ugh..."

                                            >"Seems like our friend is awake." A girly voice say amused.

                                            >Is the horned thing, is seated confortably on a seat, sorrounded by bottoms. Two levers, in the arms of the seat, that she Is maneuvering with her ¿hoofs?

                                            >The shit was real.

                                            >"Lasthorn, i recomend to initiate a conversation with the human to calm him down, his heart is beating at dangerous levels," a girly robotic voice say, coming from every wall.

                                            >The purple look at me in thought and sighs.

                                            >"You know how you ended in that field?"

                                            >I think an answer, and transform my thoughts in words.

                                            "I was... i wanted to eat pizza," I drop my head against an improvised pillow, "where are we?"

                                            >"Im the one asking questions, what's your name? You remember it?"

                                            "Is... Anon, at least i know that."

                                            >"Anon, be a good  and don't move."

                                            "Can i least know where are we going?"

                                            >"To my base."

                                            >...

                                            "Uhm... i need to pee."

                                            >"No, you not," she state.

                                            "Okey..."

                                            >Im Anon, my bladder hurt.


                                            >Name's Cozy Glow.

                                            >And i can't lie, im in love with this war, a bit stressful sometimes.

                                            >Incognito the human is the best opponent i fighted, if i am in this side is just because he's on the other side.

                                            >Every movement he do makes my head go to his limits and beyond to dodge a game over, that's make me reach climax in seconds.

                                            >He's bright as hell.

                                            >The human mind is scarily superior when working with magic, to the point that is unfair, .

                                            >Lucky me, my best soldier, Twilight Sparkle aka LastHorn, brought my birthday present in advance, my soon to be ace, another human named Anon.

                                            >According to Lasthorn he just appeared in this world, so i give him 24~26 hours left for his brain cells to start working with magic, with luck he won't lose his head like Incognito.

                                            >We'll gain a powerfull ally.

                                            >Just one fucking problem.

                                            "Twilight, what the actual fuck!?" I point my hoof to the human, his wrists and ankles have red blood marks of ropes, his head is bleeding, and like the bad joke this is, his pants are wet.

                                            >"I can't make a stop and risk him in the field, so he piss inside, on his pants," Twilight plainly say.

                                            >You eye twich.

                                            "Explain the mark-bruise of ropes."

                                            >"I have to secure him to avoid unexpected accidents." Twi nod to herself.

                                            >I grit my teeth.

                                            "And why his head is bleeding?"

                                            >She look at Anon, and then back at me, "an unexpected accident." She shrug.

                                            "Twilight! You were supposed to bring back an ally! Not secure an enemy!"

                                            >"With all respect sir, he's a human." Here goes again.

                                            "For the love of all above, Twilight, he's not the same human, i though we talked about this through the radio."

                                            >She shook his head and walk away, her mech following after her.

                                            "Twilight."

                                            >LastHorn stop in track.

                                            "The first impresion of humans was really bad because the first impresion you gave Incognito of Equestria was shit, do not repeat your mistake."

                                            >She restart his walking.

                                            >She's a good soldier and know how to follow orders, but sometimes i would love to swat her on the back of his head.

                                            >I walk towards to the human.

                                            >Putting the medics on him at ease, i bowed my head to him.

                                            "My name is Cozy Glow, and i am really sorry for the behavior of my soldier, i assure you that you would not be hurt again by any of my soldiers."

                                            >He looked me with a sad, tired smile on his face.

                                            "I believe you deserve a compensation."

                                            >"Just an explanation," he say with a raspy voice.


                                            >Be the purplest soldier in the worst war Equestria ever faced.

                                            >The comunication of Ponyville was disabled by the enemy, what's left of Equestria is in an unknown state.

                                            >Maybe Ponyville is all what left. We can't know until the report letter arrives.

                                            >I blame Incognito for all of this, but im guilty as well, and i pay for it, he made sure i pay for it.

                                            >I step in what was once the throne room of my castle, where my friends and i helped others. The whole room is destroyed like the rest of my old castle.

                                            >As i venture inside memories of that week revived, vividly as ever.

                                            >Seven days is all he took to turn all of Equestria upside down.

                                            >Cut my wings, and make me understand one thing.

                                            >This is what science was for, To kill things faster.

                                            >The pursuit of knowledge, the advance of technology. I throw all of that stupids dreams away.

                                            >Logic was my new ambition. Trust my guts like my friends once did... and someday have a big family.

                                            >I walked outside my castle, hopping over huges piece of crystals that were part of the ceiling and walls long time ago.

                                            >Outside i found Sweetie Drops, aka Bon Bon, waiting for me. Her mech, 7yra, is engagin comunication with mine.

                                            >"LastHorn, i want to know about him." Directly to the point like ever.

                                            "Ask, but i know almost nothing."

                                            >"Then tell me all you know."

                                            He like pizza and his age is 24. Bon Bon nod.

                                            >"How similar is to Incognito?"

                                            "Much more passive than Incognito pre-madness, at least he didn't attack me on sight out of fear."

                                            >"It was the other way around i hear."

                                            "I was making sure he didn't attack me."

                                            >"So, it's true, Another one."

                                            >Bon Bon think about this for a moment.

                                            >"We can use him?"

                                            "Let's not get our hopes up, first he need to overcome the madness, then he will be usable resource." Bon Bon nod again.

                                            >We trot to our mechs. They notice us and open the comunication chanel to us.

                                            >"Pilot Twi, 7yra and i were evaluating possible futures scenarios, convince the human through words to help us is the most recomendable think to do." Lavander Burst, my mech, opened his withers door.

                                            "He will." I jump on his back and enter in the cabin. "I know he will."

                                            >"How are you so sure?" Bon Bon ask through the channel, she's already inside 7yra.

                                            "Incognito once said 'all humans loves war'."

                                            >"Pilot Twi, Marshal send a message, we need to go to his office."

                                            >"He doesn't want to help." Cozy Glow laments.

                                            "What? Why?"

                                            >"He literally say: 'i don't want to be in war, i just want to go home'." Cozy remark war.

                                            "But Incognito said-"

                                            >"All we know about Incognito is that he's a dangerous mad."

                                            >"Plan B, Enslave him." Bon Bon propose a good idea.

                                            >With a very long sigh Marshal reply. "No."


                                            >Cozy Glow aka Field Marshal.

                                            >Discussing the future actions over the new human in my office.

                                            >Trying to enslave Anon is a suicide attempt.

                                            >Once his brain cells stop fighting magic, it will possibly be the second most dangerous thing alive.

                                            >We know what Incognito is capable of.

                                            >I have to treat Anon with all the care in th-

                                            >"Why not?" Twilight ask.

                                            >Celestia, give me the strength to not kill these mares.

                                            "Imagine Incognito, but inside our base, do you think we can contain him?"

                                            >they look at each other and then at me

                                            >"Let's kill him." They say in unison.

                                            Sigh. "Wish this was that easy, but we need this human."

                                            >I get up and go to a map.

                                            "Over the past 2 years, Incognito technology has evolved faster each month."

                                            >With a wing i tap Canterlot.

                                            "Like ants on a picnic we survived at his advances eating the rest of his work."

                                            >Twilight smile at that metaphor.

                                            "But with the lost communication of the last month, our scientists in Canterlot cannot update us any time soon."

                                            >I look at them.

                                            "If this continues, I don't think we can last another month, we need Anon to put things back into balance, we have the resources to build things we just need his cooperation." I sit on my chair again. "Even better, we can finally win this war if we make the right moves."

                                            >Bon Bon sigh in understanding, Twilight put a hoof on her chin in thought.

                                            "Twilight, go talk to him."

                                            >"Me?"

                                            >"I agree with Marshal, you're the most capable of make friends than anypony in this base." Lavander Burst talk through the radio.

                                            >"We're in time of war, is no time to-" i cut Twilight with a hoof.

                                            "Go befriend him, that's an order."

                                            >Twilight salutes and walk out of my office. Bon Bon follows her.

                                            >Moments later, from that same door enters Mayor Mare.

                                            >"We have news." Mayor say, with a stack of scrolls on her back.

                                            "Finally."

                                            >"No good ones."

                                            "I expected this; start to read them."


                                            >My head hurts, the field marshal of Canterlot ignored the first rule of my protocol against Incognito: Do not fight him alone!

                                            >Unfortunately his brainless head can't follow that simply rule and that resulted in him ignoring the second rule: Comunicate all strange things Incognito do on the battlefield!

                                            >It seems that the withdrawal of all the enemy troops from the field is not strange at all, so the marshal sent, to the long lost territory, all the forces of Canterlot, in an almost poetic attempt to reclaim what belonged to them.

                                            >Turns out, all the field was a trap full of explosives.

                                            >And when i say all the field i mean it.

                                            >Canterlot lost most of it military power in one simple big BOOM.

                                            >Incognito then send all his forces to attack Canterlot, and that's how in two days he put Equestria on his 'feets' again.

                                            >Canterlot, it WAS our communications antenna due to its geographic location.

                                            >it WAS suppossed to be an impenetrable fortress.

                                            >>IT WAS.

                                            "Damn it!" THUMP I hit the table with both hoofs, "i kew the situation was fucked up but he basically conquested Canterlot!"

                                            >Where the fuck did Incognito get its plans from?

                                            >I need to move

                                            >"Where you going?" Mayor Mare ask.

                                            "Incognito made his move, i have to do mine."


                                            >Be stranded in a strange world stranded in war.

                                            >Be warned about magical mental illness. or some shit. And have 20 hours left before I become a lost my head.

                                            >Be lost.

                                            >I... i don't know what to do.

                                            >I've been lost before, but this?

                                            >Digest all this information is too much for me, so i don't.

                                            >Im simply lying on a medical bed looking at the ceiling.

                                            >Outside the room are more of those 'ponies' looking at me with either anger, curious or fear.

                                            >Wow, Thanks, ambassor number one Incognito, you can go fuck yourself.

                                            >You wish to at least understand a bit more.

                                            >The agressive purple pony enters the room.

                                            >This is going to hurt.

                                            >"Hey, you." Purple casually say, "how are you feeling?"

                                            >I look at her, that's all she want? Shall i answer with honesty.

                                            "Scared."

                                            >She look at the ground, "sorry for hurting you."

                                            >I keep my look at the ceiling.

                                            >"My home is being destroyed, and posibly will cease to exist if you don't help us, after how i treated you and what i did, i don't think i am in the right to ask you any favor, but outside there are innocent ponies that are dying, they need help, your help, could you help them, please?"

                                            >Im...

                                            >"I'll do anything in exchange, please."

                                            >Im Anon, and i am lost.


                                            >I turn my head and look at her, looks like a puppy pleading for food in purple.

                                            "How about i'll go through my mental magical illness first?"

                                            >"You mean the Magical Alimentation Phenomenom?" Purple tilt his head. Hanging his ears to the right.

                                            "Yes, that, from what i understand magic is deteriorating my mind and knowing that don't let me think properly. I don't want to think at all actually."

                                            >"It's quite the opposite, the magic is trying to flow through your cells, all your body cells accept it without problems, except for brain cells, no one really knows why but they somehow interact with magic in an unique way, that..." she looks at me, "sorry."

                                            "Someone've been reading."

                                            >"It was me who diagnosed the first human and named this phenomenon of the human brain cells," she proudly say, she try to hide this proud, tough.

                                            >I frown.

                                            "You are a soldier and a scientist at the same time?"

                                            >"Before war i was different." an nostalgic expresion crawl on her face.

                                            "May you... explain more about my disease?"

                                            >"Yes," she shook his trance off, "let say, your learning process will be like that of a kid, your brain cells, once they adapt, will use magic to everything, they will no longer need oxygen or proteins to work, they would evolve into something different, is just a theory, we don't have that many humans to understand what's happening on your mind."

                                            "Now i feel less terrified, i think, thanks."

                                            >"Don't worry too much, we call it illnes because Incognito lost his mind, but there's a possibility he was already mad before."

                                            "Heh, Being transported into this world is hard to digest, maybe he had a rough stat."

                                            >"Yeah, rough start..."

                                            >Akward silence.

                                            >"Do you ever ride a mech?" The same girly robotic voice came from the window.

                                            >You can see the head of the mechanic Troya horse.

                                            >"without being forced, that is," The bot tilt his head a little to face Purple.

                                            >Purple scrunched her muzzle, looking away from me folded her ears. Seems ashamed. That's cute.

                                            "I would love to do that, may i?"

                                            >She relax and nod, "sure, why not?"


                                            >Be in the head of my mech, my front legs folded under my barrel, hind legs pressed on my sides. Ears flinch with the breeze.

                                            >Seeing how an ex-princess, is playing with his Advance Heavy Smart Armor and the second most dangerous creature wannabe, Anon.

                                            >It's like the start of a bad joke.

                                            >Lavander burst and Twilight are playing catch the ball, Anon being the ball.

                                            >He's flying yards, from Twilight magic telekinesis to Lavander Burst cabin eject system, and vice versa, seems like Anon is enjoying this too much.

                                            >It was like a kid living a dream, or an adult living his last moments.

                                            >Discipline is something serious in this base, you learned to respect it, Marshal make sure everypony on this base respect discipline.

                                            >I can't hate this, tough, it fill me with something that i thought finally lost, joy.

                                            >"Again, we should inform them that Marshal is looking at his display," 7yra insist.

                                            >Just 147 feets to my right is Field Marshal, with the sternest face you ever see, shit, you saw this face already, when newies fucked up she put this face and proced to say some hurting words that can pierce your heart, she make them cry.

                                            "I just want to see them a bit more."

                                            >Seems that fall for humans is my weaknes too, right Lyra?


                                            >Be angry as fuck Cozy Glow, well at least he's not being abused.

                                            >But the discipline is something serious in my base, and needed toughen my ponys up.

                                            >And this is something i can't tolerate... ugh... breath Cozy breath.

                                            >She's doing what i order her, befriend the human, she's doing quite the opposite what i imagined she would do.

                                            >I would order something more direct next time like do him a blowjob and ride him to gain his favor and marry if fucking necessary!

                                            >This surely was idea of Lavander Burst that stupid machine!

                                            >Fuck the stupid engineers that insisted that our stupid mechs needed fucking emotions!

                                            >.......Breath......

                                            >The human need to see that we're friendly, and he's enjoying this, maybe too much.

                                            >...

                                            >Okey, that's too much.

                                            >I fly right to Lasthorn

                                            "Lasthorn!" The pruple unicorn catch the human the last time, put his feet on the ground and stand firm.

                                            >"Ma'am!" She shout with stern face. Good, now i like it more. "We have news of Canterlot, the situation is fucked up! And you're playing?! You call your self a soldier!?

                                            >The stern anger in my face make her flinch.

                                            "Anon! We need your help on this war! Would you help us? Yes. Or. no."

                                            >My shout surprised him.

                                            >"Me... i... i..."

                                            >He stumbled over his words. Even with the pleading face of Twilight he was about to say no.

                                            "What do you need?! I can get you anything you desire! Lust!? Money!? Power?! Just tell me what i need to get your help! Damn it!"

                                            >I stomped my hoof on the ground, he started trembling.

                                            Very long sigh.

                                            >Cozy fucking breath, this is not working, think... how can you get this human to work for you...

                                            "Okey, clearly this is too much for you."

                                            >Anon look at me with an apological stupid face.

                                            "Twilight, show him Ponyville." I look at Anon. "After you see it all, give me your answer, but wait until you pass your madness."

                                            >Twilight salutes and call for his mech.

                                            >Anon still with that sorry face of him.

                                            "What a pathetic excuse of man."

                                            >The same words that once i hear Twilight say to Incognito. I can help it but say it too.

                                            >Is okey, after this he's going to have an answer.

                                            >The answer is going show if humans are naturaly assholes or demostrate your theory that Incognito is a piece of shit.

                                            >Hopefully this work... no, this need to work, if not...

                                            >Faust have mercy on us.

                                            >Twilight already take Anon in the tour, im alone, i can expres my self.

                                            >I look at the sky and take a long breathe.

                                            "Celestia! If you still there then make sure that my fucking plan work! please... HECK! Piece of shit! This is fucking unfair! Fuck, fuck! FUCK!"


                                            >Be Bon Bon, i never see Marshal like this.

                                            >If you don't move maybe she won't see you.

                                            >"We should follow Lavander Burst?"

                                            "Shh! Don't make a sound..."

                                            >"FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUUUUUCK!" She hit the ground with a wrath that only Celestia could contain.