GREEN   782   0
   10478 55.03 KB    802

Collection of horse dreams

By Rhorse
Created: 2021-07-16 21:31:33
Updated: 2021-03-25 21:55:15
Expiry: Never

  1. Some horse dreams I've had In all my dreams unless specified they're all about mid thigh height with stallions being almost waist height. Most of the exploratory dreams feel very, very long and often mess with my perception of time when I wake up, thinking I had slept for days when it’s only been a few hours.
  2. ____
  3.  
  4. >It's night.
  5. >Travelling through a giant castle so large I couldn't see the ceiling in the darkness.
  6. >It was being torn apart with debris floating around unnaturally.
  7. >The layout itself was chaotic but slightly modular.
  8. >I was treading softly and carefully to not get hit.
  9. >Reach a great hall with circular pillars and at the very end is Nightmare Moon.
  10. >starting to get really scared but I gather my courage and walk straight up to her.
  11. >"Is the moon made of cheese."
  12. >There's an awkward silence.
  13. ____
  14.  
  15. >I sat by an open storm drain and these scared and hungry poners came up to drink from it.
  16. >They only talked in small whispers, so much so that I had to focus really hard to hear them.
  17. >They're scared.
  18. >They wanted to find a way home.
  19. >I pick up a stick and take a role of pone herder and herd them into a building I think is abandoned.
  20. >It was made of long tight corridors.
  21. >The pones didn’t like this and wanted to leave.
  22. >Kept going because we thought something was going to pursue us.
  23. >I realised that there's no way out and tried to calm the small pones down.
  24. ____
  25.  
  26. >I was on vacation and traveled to a hotel in a random city.
  27. >I looked at a laminated flier by the phone.
  28. >Horse was listed there along with food and other services.
  29. >Just "Horse."
  30. >I ordered horse out of curiosity and sure enough a random orange colored poner walked into my room.
  31. >I tried asking it general questions.
  32. >Why and how she got here, but she just made horse noises.
  33. >Started looking for a way out of the room so that I can steal the orange pony.
  34. >Somehow we're about 40 stories high.
  35. >I ripped up a blanket to tie the horse to my torso and carefully stepped out of the window, before climbing downwards.
  36. ____
  37.  
  38. >I went to visit Celestia but Canterlot looked very different. Her throne room looked like a giant docking bay, the end of it completely open and looking over the city.
  39. >Most of it was exploratory, Celestia and I talking about random things while I looked around at the grand architecture.
  40. >When we did speak it as if she had known me for a long time.
  41. ____
  42.  
  43. >Trapped in a blizzard with two ponies.
  44. >One was an ice blue color and the other was lilac.
  45. >We were stranded on a mountain with empty buildings.
  46. >I decided to venture out from the little building we were holed off in and left to look for scrap wood for a fire.
  47. >The two mares tagged along making horse noises.
  48. >They seemed to enjoy watching me fumble and I couldn't help but laugh.
  49. ____
  50.  
  51. >Twilight Lyra and I were on a boat with some other people.
  52. >They were horse tourists and having a good time, going back and forth across the deck excitedly entranced with the water.
  53. >Until they accidentally push someone overboard causing him to drown near instantly.
  54. >People were angry and fixing to kick the little horses off the boat too.
  55. >I get caught in the mob mentality and think, "Horses are evil and drown people."
  56. >Guiding the ponies off, I put them in cages.
  57. >The cages were thinly barred, like a bird’s cage.
  58. >I kick the cages around a bit, then I realise they look extremely sad and remorseful.
  59. >Sit down with them and pull out a deck of cards.
  60. >They're able to grab the cards with magic.
  61. >The pones quickly cheer up and we have a fun time playing poker.
  62. ____
  63.  
  64. >I was in a music class with tiny horses, though I was aloof doing my own thing.
  65. >It was a nice rustic looking building with wooden platforms for the seats in most of the room, with instruments in the front.
  66. >After class wraps up, I bee-line towards Lyra and ask her if she wants to go to the convenience store with me so I can treat her to ice cream.
  67. >She said she doesn't want to hang out with people that don't like music.
  68. >Feel so devastated I stand there until the dream ends
  69. ____
  70.  
  71. >Wandering a post apocalyptic world ala Hokuto no Ken.
  72. >General dark setting, and I traveled to a very high wall, as tall as a skyscraper.
  73. >Think, I might as well camp first and travel to see how long it is later.
  74. >See tiny horses huddled up in a shack, Lyra being among them.
  75. >She was wearing a little horsie gasmask and I couldn’t see her expression.
  76. >She and the other horses didn’t really pay much mind to me.
  77. >I sat down and waited for something to happen.
  78. >Lyra got up after a couple minutes to go outside.
  79. >I headed out to see her on top of a pile of rubble looking for something.
  80. >I called out to her, asking if she needs help.
  81. >She kept searching, and paid no mind to me.
  82. >I called again, and still no response.
  83. >Maybe she couldn’t hear me.
  84. >I clambered up the rubble and taped the side of her leg.
  85. >She jumped, startled, and took a tumble off the pile of rubble.
  86. >Running to her, I picked her up and rushed her inside.
  87. >Her leg was sprained or broken and all the horses look either warily or angry at me and sit farther away.
  88. >I decided to leave the shack and go out to take a closer look at the wall.
  89. ____
  90.  
  91. >Lyra and I went to my childhood town and I showed her around.
  92. >We made a bee-line for my old school.
  93. >No one stops us so I assume it's alright to get in.
  94. >I showed her the classrooms and we got to the other building on the other side of the campus where there were greadeschool level students.
  95. >We were walking down the corridor looking in the windows at kids in their classes in comfortable silence.
  96. >A woman walked out with a kid and asked if I'm here to pick up Grey.
  97. >Said yes for the hell of it
  98. >The woman nods and leaves us with the boy.
  99. >This kid looks slightly ill but he follows us around.
  100. >We decided to bail before anything else happened and got on a bus to take the kid home.
  101. >Lyra starts sniffling in the seat next to me, saying that she's a bad foalknapper pony.
  102. >I picked her up and put her on my lap and gave her reassuring hugs.
  103. >Spend a seemingly never ending bus ride comforting a Lyra in my arms until it ends.
  104. ____
  105.  
  106. >Celestia assigned me as a royal preener and giver of sugar cubes and other sweets.
  107. >Dream was largely exploratory.
  108. >I walked through Canterlot castle while waving to cute hosey castle workers.
  109. >I felt very happy.
  110. ____
  111.  
  112. >Celestia asked me to watch the sunrise with her, and we sat on her bed while she slowly raised it.
  113. >Some horse brought us blueberry ice cream in a little cup to share and Celly.
  114. >We took turns eating out of the little cup.
  115. >At some point she wrapped a wing around me to stave off the cold morning winds coming in from the balcony.
  116. >Not much was said, a lot of it was just comfortable silence with an old friend.
  117. ____
  118.  
  119. >Celestia and I were thrown in prison for whatever reason.
  120. >It was generally lighthearted, we laughed it off as an, "Ohh you," kind of scenario.
  121. >The mood of the environment itself was unnaturally dark with Celestia being so light she was almost emitting it.
  122. >That night, we decided we'd better break out.
  123. >We effortlessly made our way to a wired fence at the far side of the prison.
  124. >Celestia had a lot to do with it, slinging spells to help us go undetected.
  125. >She could have teleported us out too but she wanted me to feel a part of the prison break out so that I would have a story to tell friends.
  126. >Instead she conjured wire cutters and let me have at the electric fence.
  127. >"What a nice pony."
  128. >Woke up before we got anywhere.
  129. ____
  130.  
  131. >Made it to Equestria and Twilight insists she's going to help me get back home to Earth.
  132. >I told her it was cool but she insisted.
  133. >I assumed that I'm not welcome in horse land, I got up to follow her.
  134. >She found an old space ship in the Everfree, not unlike the ships from the movies "Aliens" and "Event Horizon"
  135. >I started getting really bad feels about the whole thing.
  136. >Doubled down with telling Twilight that I really am fine and she didn't need to put in the effort.
  137. >She did some magic fuckery in some gateway in the ship.
  138. >On the other side was a barren wasteland with blood red sandy dunes.
  139. >There was no atmosphere at all, just a pure black sky with distant planets and moons could be seen clearly, all of it felt unnaturally close.
  140. >Twilight looked happy and said she found my home.
  141. >I explained that it's not my home and she looked sad.
  142. >Then these grotesque flesh aliens started running into view on the other side of the portal.
  143. >On a reflex, I kicked Twilight through the portal and ran for it.
  144. ____
  145.  
  146. >Explored this old looking campus with buildings toppled over with Lyra and Bon-Bon.
  147. >It was as if the buildings had been there for hundreds of years to let plants overgrow them.
  148. >We found a humanoid robot, bulky with a 60's futuristic aesthetic buried in a mess of dirt and vines.
  149. >The pones got spooked and ran away from it.
  150. >It started lighting up and made a really high pitched metallic screech so I punched and kicked its head off and the pones were fine again.
  151. ____
  152.  
  153. >Twilight visited to learn how humans into friendship.
  154. >Decided I'll do the friendly thing and take her out to do stuff.
  155. >We went to a boxing match and enjoyed some of the fights going on.
  156. >Twilight misunderstands my intention and asks if fighting is how humans make friends.
  157. >Laugh and say yes.
  158. >I pick her up and go backstage to borrow boxing gloves to put on each of her hooves.
  159. >It looked very comical and I was full of mirth.
  160. >When the next fight was over, I dropped her in the ring and told her to make a friend.
  161. >People watching get a kick and we all laugh.
  162. >Out of fear and/or embarrassment Twilight teleports away leaving the gloves behind.
  163. >I scan the area looking for her but she’s nowhere to be seen.
  164. ____
  165.  
  166. >I was dressed up like human royalty, a white and gold rimmed form fitting suit. and told to be an emissary in horse land.
  167. >I agree and go, anxious about meeting sapient royal horses.
  168. >When I got to Canterlot, there were a lot of pens around the city, not dissimilar to a petting zoo. >I climbed some high steps to look at them.
  169. >In one of them I saw Shining Armor so I went to go introduce myself.
  170. >He and a bunch of background mares nuzzled my legs and I rolled onto my back laughing.
  171. >I wrapped my arms around myself, and lightly kicked as the horses nuzzled me with their tiny horse snoots.
  172. >They weren't able to talk and made only horsey noises.
  173. >Later when the sun was down they all guided me to a party and we had punch, music, and I got to pet all the cute horses at it.
  174. ____
  175.  
  176. >I sat in my living room on the recliner in front of the fireplace.
  177. >Lyra came up and hopped into my lap and was nuzzling me with her tickly horse whiskers.
  178. >We both laughed and I tried to weakly fight her off.
  179. >We ended up snuggling, she leaned her head on me.
  180. >She said she liked how I smelled.
  181. ____
  182.  
  183. >Lyra came over one evening to hang out.
  184. >We decide to make a romantic dinner together.
  185. >I hurry to my fridge and start pulling vegetables out.
  186. >”Lyra, do you mind trying a vegetable soup dish with some fish in it?”
  187. >She agreed to try it at least once and we quietly chopped up eggplants and things, she was standing a bit farther from the counter to get a better angle at what she was doing, while cutting things with her magic.
  188. >She boiled some water and we spent the entire dream prepping for a romantic dinner we never got to eat.
  189. ____
  190.  
  191. >I was a young kid on my farm again and my uncle came by to give me Twilight as a pet.
  192. >She is full horselike, and can't speak.
  193. >Her overall mood was grumpy and restless though so I took her halter off and let her wander.
  194. >She immediately trots off in a brisk pace and I follow her.
  195. >As we travelled the environment became more empty and abstract.
  196. >Robotic pyramids and other large geometric shapes, some more organic than others.
  197. ____
  198.  
  199. >I was in Twiggy Piggy's shit creature school and was assigned to do a bi-weekly thesis on each pillar and present it to them.
  200. >Was paired up with a skelepone with a fishbowl on her head and a short zebra with a green basketball jersey poorly fitted for an equine.
  201. >It's rough at first, skelepone kept playing dead and I kept calling the zebra a nigger.
  202. >Eventually we decide to do friendship things.
  203. >Had a pirate adventure that lasted for weeks, covered ourselves in buckets of marecum in a public bathroom, beat up a bunch of horse hobos and stole their shit, and played basketball, as well as other nonsensical things.
  204. >The dream itself felt like it lasted months and by then we were pretty good pals, even though the skelepone would still play dead when we told her to do anything.
  205. >Got to write a report on all the pillars except for Somnambula.
  206. >We decided to put random shit about ourselves in a powerpoint and leave it at that.
  207. >Some evil pone was trying to track us down and steal our homework, but we managed to get it to principal twiggy piggy in time.
  208. >Twilight went full Nightmare mode on us during the presentation.
  209. ____
  210.  
  211. >I was exploring an old rustic town with Lyra at my side.
  212. >I didn’t pay much attention to her but we were able to match our pace, as if we had been together for a very long time.
  213. >The whole dream was exploratory with a clip-clopping of hooves at my side.
  214. ____
  215.  
  216. >I was a mall cop and went into the basement to discover there were still multiple floors.
  217. >Travel downwards and see forgotten terrors and daemon,
  218. >Bonked a few of them with a flashlight and kept moving.
  219. >Eventually I get so deep I end up in a jungle and bump into Rarity.
  220. >There's robo-ape daemon stalking us so we keep moving.
  221. >As soon as I turned away and looked back at her, one of the robo-apes strangled Rarity and was tearing her head off, the pony oddly made of white foam with nothing else underneath.
  222. >I sat and watched a foamy marshmallow pone get torn to shreds.
  223. ____
  224.  
  225. >I was on a very long bridge over a lake with Celestia.
  226. >She sensed my hesitation on walking on top of the old bridge, so she extended her wing to me.
  227. >I gently held her ting tip and walked across the bridge with her.
  228. >Can't tell if it was earth or Equestria because there were no distinguishing landmarks, but we were able to enjoy the walk in silence.
  229. >I had the feeling that maybe I had died and she was guiding me to an afterlife.
  230. ____
  231.  
  232. >In a post unification looking setting with horses in fences and old round houses.
  233. >It was dark outside, and there were an unnatural amount of fireflies lighting things up.
  234. >I met Twilight and Lyra.
  235. >They talked in a weird horse language.
  236. >I sat with them and listened to them speak.
  237. >Then we came across Celestia and she looked really spooked and upset.
  238. >I yelled real loud when her horn crackled and lit up menacingly which blinded me.
  239. >Lyra says something to her in her horse language and Celestia horsey snorts and walks off.
  240. >I was still distressed so I left the tiny house village and walked along the riverbank, Lyra following me close by.
  241. ____
  242.  
  243. >I was a tribal human.
  244. >Full on oogabooga mode with grass skirt, club and the whole 9 yards
  245. >Some other oogabooga humans and I were going to get on a raft and ambush another tribe.
  246. >One of them, the leader, gave me a weird looking tick in a small bottle.
  247. >He told me to put it on a prisoner when I catch one.
  248. >I got there and spit off a bit, infiltrating a big fortress made of stone and mud.
  249. >I snuck around staying low.
  250. >There were some humans, poor and emaciated, laying around some areas.
  251. >I started to relax.
  252. >No one seemed to notice I'm not supposed to be there.
  253. >In comes Twilight Sparkle who calls me out, which scares me really bad.
  254. >She begs me to stop fighting and to make friends but I disagree with her.
  255. >She doesn't argue, just frowns and watches me drop the tick on a random person laying on the floor.
  256. >It grows in size and kills the man and moves to kill another, then another.
  257. >I get worried, and very confused.
  258. >Twilight said she's going to talk to their leader and get her to stop this weird monkey conflict.
  259. >Travel down more stone corridors and they looked more broken and abstract the more we traveled.
  260. >People start running our direction, some looking at me but continue running.
  261. >We get into a chamber able to be sealed and look for a leader but he's not there.
  262. >The ticks get in.
  263. ____
  264.  
  265. >I was a teenager again and my parents said they hired a babysitter.
  266. >I thought, I never had one before, so why now?
  267. >Only a horse was there, an older mare with a n orange mane and a lime green coat.
  268. >She was uncomfortably flirty with me and tried to fuck me at every turn.
  269. ____
  270.  
  271. >Parents die and I get some weird letter from a man saying they had claim to a land out in the middle of nowhere.
  272. >I go out there and the population is mostly human with some ponies here and there.
  273. >The architecture of everything is like an ancient simerian city.
  274. >I was very somber, sad that my parents were dead and I was out here without anything familiar.
  275. >I bumped into Fluttershy, Rarity, and the CmC, who were having some kind of foal sitting adventure.
  276. >I remained calm and civil to not spook them and pet the tinier horses.
  277. >We get into general small talk.
  278. >Tell them I hope they enjoy the city because I'm not sure I'm going to.
  279. >They laugh.
  280. >Met another man that hands me a weird message and told me some cryptic message.
  281. >Decided to part ways with the horses and explore.
  282. >The halls were very slanted with an ancient temple aesthetic.
  283. >A third person approached me to kill me with a knife.
  284. >I fought him off and bump into the horses again.
  285. >Rarararara was wearing something fabulous. Something American 1950's female business attire with a cool hat. Flutters has a blue cap on and a grey hoodie with butterflies on the back.
  286. >The CmC at this point have cute little horse accessories too.
  287. >I told them what happened, and they insisted on helping me out.
  288. >We talked about suspects, stuff like that, but I didn't know anyone or anything about the area.
  289. >Rarararara says she's going to do some digging, and leaves me, flutters, and the CmC alone on a rooftop to scope out elsewhere.
  290. >Flutters and I lean on a low wall of clay on this roof and awkwardly mumbled at each other.
  291. >Got feels that it's going to turn into a buddy-cop scenario but with two autists.
  292. ____
  293.  
  294. >I was walking in the forest with Lyra.
  295. >She was an aquamarine tinted real looking horse.
  296. >She couldn't speak and just made horse noises.
  297. >We went to this real musty ramshackle looking building with some hoof care equipment.
  298. >I did my best to trim and clean her hooves and wasn't sure I did a good job.
  299. >But she gave me a happy whicker and was hopping around.
  300. >I smiled real big and watched her hop around.
  301. ____
  302.  
  303. >Celestia told me she needed to repair the sun, and needed me to retrieve it for her.
  304. >To grab it she gave me a big heavy blue marble box that I strapped to my back.
  305. >I travelled to the forest with the tallest trees and climbed the biggest evergreen in that forest, and carefully climbed to the very top
  306. >I looked around, and I was so high everything looked warped as if I was looking through a heavily distorted fisheye lense, and I became uncomfortably warm.
  307. >As I sat there I felt more and more sick, a heavy weight was growing in my stomach and I found it hard to breath.
  308. >I also had a very, very cold sweat.
  309. >I decide to power through and hurry, so I look up directly at the sun and it's small, about the size of a tennis ball and only as bright as a lightbulb.
  310. >before I fell down from sickness I caught the sun in the box.
  311. ____
  312.  
  313. >I was with some umies on some kind of safari hunt and we were hunting' poners and lions.
  314. >I helped catch a cute mare, she was a cream color with blue eyes and an orange brown mane.
  315. >After, I watched her get dragged off.
  316. >Turning around I went to what I thought was a sleeping lion but when I kicked it over I saw half its face was blown off.
  317. >I felt a really deep dread for that mare and went and looked for her everywhere.
  318. >I got to this run down wooden building and looked inside.
  319. >Mare was in a little horse wheelchair and I carefully picked her up and carried her out of there on my back.
  320. ____
  321.  
  322. >I was in an abandoned apartment building that had running water.
  323. >I carried Lyra and Rarity in there through a window and gave them a good scrubbing.
  324. >They were realistic little horses and only made horse noises.
  325. >The whole dream was a comfy bath scene.
  326. ____
  327.  
  328. >I was in horse land, and apparently I'd been there for a while.
  329. >Twilight told me she knew where other hoo-manes lived.
  330. >She wasn't sure if it was real because humans were supposed to be mythical creatures.
  331. >Apparently in horse legends humans were fery-like immortal forest creatures that shied away from outside contact, never letting themselves be met by outside races.
  332. >She said since I’m real it's probably worth checking out.
  333. >I traveled for some time until I got to this weird outpost in the middle of the desert and asked around.
  334. >And this one horse local said there's an oasis further beyond where humans are said to live.
  335. >But apparently, making it there was a very long and harsh journey with no end in sight and that only a human could make it.
  336. >I tell Twilight to wait for me or go home because I don't want her to risk her life chasing a myth.
  337. >I'm not sure I wanted to.
  338. >I do get there after what felt like a 20 minute leisurely walk.
  339. >The oasis itself is so vast, like a tropical fey wild.
  340. >Sure enough there's a small settlement with other humans living there.
  341. >They served me a platter of oranges, meat, and water and talked a bit.
  342. >I bring up how the Ponies think humans are immortal fey-like creatures of myth.
  343. >They tell me they have been living a long time off dinosaur meat.
  344. >Some of the older humans in the camp were apparently centuries old.
  345. >They came out with a mortar and pestle and ground down dinosaur bones to mix with water and told me to drink it.
  346. >I remember the texture being like trying to drink creatine in water.
  347. >I wonder if I should go back and get Twilight now that I know it's not actually that far.
  348. >I get distracted by the humans telling me we should go dinosaur hunting.
  349. >We left the settlement.
  350. ___
  351.  
  352. >There was another planet, one just near pluto.
  353. >It was Celestia's home planet and she was inviting me over.
  354. >The planet was small but all the buildings were giant, huge gothic architecture as far as the eye could see, and all clad in gold.
  355. >Most of the buildings were only accessible by sight.
  356. >Celestia let me ride her to get to some places.
  357. >It was scary and I held on tight.
  358. >Celestia seemed very amused.
  359. >There were other white alicorns that looked similar to Celestia, and off to the side of my vision, white human shaped ghosts that would disappear if I tried to focus hard on them.
  360. >I asked Celestia about them and she told me to ignore them because they're shy and not very talkative.
  361. >I laughed and said I could relate.
  362. ____
  363.  
  364. >I was at an AF academy mixed human and pone.
  365. >Spitfire was teaching me how to drill instructor.
  366. >Everytime she got too screamy and uppity I bapped her snoot and she would wiggle it and look down, before resuming extra mad.
  367. >Afterwards she introduced me to some of the other bolts that were chilling at the side of a building on a plastic table and having horse beers.
  368. >After some mingling, spitfire told me to scream at some recruits, but I spent most of the time just bullying and bantering with small horses.
  369. >After a hard day's work I got in a taxi to go home.
  370. ____
  371.  
  372. >Had a dream where I was walking around handing business cards to people.
  373. >In an alleyway I found a diamond dog puppy in a box
  374. >It had very primate-like gestures, bringing its arms up like it wanted to be carried.
  375. >I didn't want fleas from a stray dog so I left it there and went on my way.
  376. ____
  377.  
  378. >A horse community center was preparing a lot of food and things for the princess visiting.
  379. >I got my hands on the keys to the place, gold with a red gem at the base.
  380. >Later I snuck back in later that night to get some food and trash the place up.
  381. >I wasn’t sure why I did it, but it felt cathartic to break things.
  382. >The next morning, everyone is gathered and asked about the culprit.
  383. >I sit back in a chair, wondering if they'll find out it was me.
  384. >Celestia offers to cast a location spell if the keys were enchanted.
  385. >The key in my pocket starts glowing bright and burning and I get it out.
  386. >Turns out the gem had some locator spell on it.
  387. >I got in trouble and had to sit out the whole party.
  388. ____
  389.  
  390. >I was working in a hospital and Lyra came by to pick me up after work.
  391. >I walked alongside her, feeling as if we were such familiar pals and it was the most natural thing in the word to do.
  392. >We saw a building half sunk into the earth and slanted and decided to check it out.
  393. >I couldn't see much, and I didn't think it was a good idea to bumble around in the dark.
  394. >Lyra solved the problem by lighting up her horn and guided the way.
  395. >It was a jumbled mess of hallways, empty elevators, barren rooms, and staircases strewn about, and the building sank very deep into the earth.
  396. >As we found our way deeper and deeper there were giant serpents in some areas, forcing us to take other routes.
  397. >We kept going down floors repeatedly just enjoying the time together and watching out for serpents.
  398. ____
  399.  
  400. >I was going to the mall to pick up a book I ordered and Lyra came by and transformed into a small mint green rape van with her cutiemark plastered on the side.
  401. >It was about half the size a normal van should be and made engine sounds that remembered nickering when I got inside.
  402. >I rode her to the mall and it was mostly empty with the stay person hiding.
  403. >Going in further we saw animatronic dinosaurs eating men.
  404. >I grabbed a staff and while riding inside Lyramobile and did jousting-like driveby hits to kill the dinos.
  405. >We got to the bookstore and there were shadows of people and muffled speaking but no one was there.
  406. ____
  407.  
  408. >Pegasi were swooping in to steal ponies away for >rape.
  409. >Run back inside my house to avoid getting carried off, because I have a waifu already.
  410. >Derpy tries to come through my front door and I slam the door shut catching her head.
  411. >I watched in panic and fear as she convulsed on the floor.
  412. ____
  413.  
  414. >I was in an old-timey looking farm house.
  415. >There was a little red haired horse colt in the home, sitting in a wooden chair, and only it.
  416. >It wanted me to commit regicide and he insisted he would help me.
  417. >I had big feelings of confusion and comodere with that horse.
  418. ____
  419.  
  420. >I had a glimpse of Lyra on a mountain but then she disappeared.
  421. >Think, unicorns into higher bits of mountains.
  422. >I climbed, making a bee-line upwards, safety be damned.
  423. >I feel dread and worry that I can't find her.
  424. >The rocky cliffs were rough .
  425. >AlI could think about was petting her and cleaning her hooves after all of this.
  426. >But I never found her again.
  427.  
  428. ____
  429.  
  430. >I had a small semi-lucid stream where I was spooning Lyra in my bed.
  431. >”Ohh I was sleeping, I’ll try not to wake my waifu up.”
  432. ____
  433.  
  434. >It was around fall, and Lyra and I set out to white tail woods.
  435. >The first part we walked at a slow pace, not saying anything to each other but occasionally turning to smile at each other.
  436. >It was cheesy, but we were both so happy.
  437. >Later I decided to bring up the pace so I tapped her rump with my fingers.
  438. >She whinnied and reared up a little bit and bolted.
  439. >I laughed a lot and I hurried up to chase her.
  440. ____
  441.  
  442. >I was walking along a street with human proportion buildings in a modern day setting but I couldn’t see any people around.
  443. >I saw Lyra sitting off to the side of the street sitting on a ledge and busking to other ponies that looked like they’re having the time of their life.
  444. >The ponies whinnied to call me over and I waved back as I approached them.
  445. >Lyra said she wrote me a song and she was waiting for me to come by so she could play it.
  446. >I’m surprised, and elated that she’d do something like that for me so I stood with the other ponies to listen.
  447. ____
  448.  
  449.  
  450. >Corona virus killed most people and it made pones real.
  451. >Property value is down and Lyra and I decide to move to a remote place in the mountains.
  452. >Seeing her wasn't a first meeting kind of moment, but more like meeting with a lifelong penpal.
  453. >We drive around in an old car looking for life once we get where we're going.
  454. >There was light conversation peppered here and there, mostly about what we were looking at.
  455. >At nature, the empty buildings, the occasional pony walking by.
  456. >It's not much and most of it was silent, no music in the car either.
  457. >Just two lovers enjoying the sound of nature and the car with one arm around her for petting and ear scritching.
  458. >We got out to walk some ways, the biggest thing of note was an old empty building with a large pane of dirty glass on the front.
  459. >We meet up with Bon and Lemonhearts and find a music club where we chill out and have a fun time.
  460. >I don't know how to sing, but they make me and we make a fun thing about it.
  461. >Then some human comes in, the first one I'd seen so far comes in calling my horse wife gay and I was about to beat the shit out of him.
  462. ____
  463.  
  464. >I went to a high school reunion party at a mall
  465. >Met up with some characters from EQG and talked with them.
  466. >Thought it all made sense.
  467. >I went to school with them for sure.
  468. >Why else would I recognise them?
  469. >Sunset was there and her body language was slightly off, as if she were pretending to be human all this time but could never quite figure it out.
  470. >She also made vocalisations similar to horse noises but not quiet inbetween speech.
  471. >Deciding that she was the most interesting, I followed her to see what horse girls got up to these days.
  472. >She met up with the mane 6 and we reminisced how Sunset used to graze in the school yard and whinny loudly to people back in the day.
  473. >Then the sirens showed up.
  474. >They felt slightly off, but mostly skittish as if they were embarrassed to be there.
  475. >I poked at them and bullied them, calling them weird demon fish girls.
  476. >They looked really sad instead of firing back so I bought them mango juice boxes and they became happy.
  477. >Then Sunset said she needed to go to the restroom.
  478. >We get there and it was one of those old roman style communal public bathrooms.
  479. >Look around it thinking, this is weird.
  480. >Then they brought me to a farm not far off to a mall, where we crouched down and saw a cool machine tear those yellow egg sacks out of live chickens.
  481. ____
  482.  
  483. >Chasing Lyra through a lush green forest
  484. >I snuck around once she lost line of sight and tackled her to the ground.
  485. >I grab her and gently roll her over, pinning her to the floor, nuzzling her just above the withers, letting her fur tickle my nose.
  486. >She nickers and looks confused, writing weird horse glyphs into the dirt with a stick next to us with her magic.
  487. >While time I'm still on top of her feeling her soft fur through my fingers, running them upward against the natural flow of her fur.
  488. >After a few symbols she looks up at me, confused.
  489. >I imagine she wrote something along the lines of, "What are you doing?"
  490. >Realize that pones don't play chase or tag and I was playing the wrong game.
  491. ____
  492.  
  493. >Lyra was sitting around on my table eating toast with jam.
  494. >She had brought some jars over herself, all different kinds, grape, strawberry, apple.
  495. >The bread wasn’t.
  496. >She probably didn’t have any of her own so she likely came to snack on mine.
  497. >I walked up to her and she smiled back at me, using magic to float the strawberry jam slathered toast that was in her mouth over me.
  498. >I gently grabbed the toast, as if grabbing it too hard or fast out of her magic would make it fall.
  499. >Then I looked back and forth between her and the toast about 4-5 times, before taking a bite close to where she had already bitten it.
  500. >Lyra seemed pleased
  501. ____
  502.  
  503. >I was at an old looking townhouse.
  504. >It seemed like a fair or museum thing was going on so I went in to explore
  505. >I see weird abstract machinery here and there, with some stacks of bottles in corners of the rooms.
  506. >In one path, lit by a big window I see a wooden table with Lyras.
  507. >Some big, some the side of a basketball, some the side of those funko pops.
  508. >And they were all alive, staring at me.
  509. >I stared back looking at each of them blink and move their little horsey lips.
  510. >None of them moved from their spot, and I couldn't will myself to move from mine either.
  511. >We stood there for a long time.
  512. ____
  513.  
  514. >There was a party at my house and I was in the backyard.
  515. >The guests were people that claimed to be family friends, and some were random ponies that came to have fun and dance to music.
  516. >I gave some people drinks, but the ponies seemed disinterested in them, only wanting to dance.
  517. >And dance we did.
  518. >I notice something off the side of my vision that makes me freeze up.
  519. >A giant spider double the size of my hand crawling up my arm and into my shirt.
  520. >I grab it through the shirt and twist the shirt around so that it's caught.
  521. >It tries to bite me through the shirt but I lean over and try my best to keep it far away from my stomach while looking at the people and horses in panic.
  522. >It curled up, and wiggled.
  523. >I asked the ponies if Lyra was there and if she would help me.
  524. >One of them nodded, she resembled Daisy but with a more reddish fur color than lilac.
  525. >She told me to follow her.
  526. >One of the humans grabbed the spider in my shirt, untwisted it and let it fall out, before kicking it away.
  527. >Then I turn around to look back at my house, then up at the roof.
  528. >Bigger spiders with sprawling egg sacks on top of it.
  529. >The biggest one was half the size of my roof.
  530. >Panicked and got inside to follow the horse again.
  531. >She led me through rooms I didn't recognise.
  532. >In one of them, I see a 7 year old me lying down, drawing in a coloring book.
  533. >We made brief eye contact and I got scared and rushed to follow the horse again.
  534. >She led me into the bathroom where some other people were hanging out, one of them played with a shit sounding recorder.
  535. >But no Lyra.
  536. ____
  537.  
  538. >A grey and dark green birdpone told me to watch over her eggs in a dark empty parking lot.
  539. >The eggs themselves were about 18 inches in length and the general shape of a chicken egg. One was a pale chalky purple and the other very pale green, with sparse shallow indents on the surface.
  540. >I waited around my car while she put them in my backseat herself, she also prompted up with loose newspapers and twigs.
  541. >As I got in the driver’s seat, I rubbed the top of the purple one, and the texture itself was very chalky.
  542. >Looking back around, at the side of the car and at all the rear-view mirrors I couldn’t see the bird pone anymore.
  543. >A couple of minutes in, someone was following me on the road, likely after the eggs but I tried my best to remain calm and keep driving steady.
  544. >At one point I stopped and got out to brandish the prop sword and the car turned around and drove away.
  545. >I ended up driving until sunrise, and at that point I got out again to look at the sky and look for that birdpone.
  546. >It was foggy and unnaturally blue, with a lot of pinks coming in from the horizon.
  547. ____
  548.  
  549. >Watched some pony episodes with horsefuckers I know.
  550. >The room was craped, and largely dim.
  551. >The T.V. itself was one of those old 90’s box T.V.s
  552. >I was pensive and largely ignored what we were watching instead focusing on having people around me and slowly relaxed.
  553. >This made it easier to focus on the T.V.
  554. >The episodes seemed to skip, being 5-15 brief seconds each, but I could make out which ones they were.
  555. >We stopped at the end of season 3, and one of the horsefuckers mentioned we should go across town and do something.
  556. >I made my way outside and found we were in a forest with little but one long asphalt road
  557. >To the left of the building there was a smaller sized bridge going over a small brook.
  558. >Turning back around looking down I saw Twilight and she looked to be in pain, nearly doubled over in it, with her wings being someone small and slowly sprouting feathers.
  559. >Her wings looked like that of a purple turkey that had just lost its down feathers.
  560. >I put my hand on her withers, and repeatedly stroked down in between the wings thinking, “Why would they do this to her?”
  561. >She kept her head lowered and mumbled something about “Stacking ponies.”
  562. ____
  563.  
  564. >I was in a sprawling market around sunset looking for pony fur and hide.
  565. >I'm not sure why, maybe just to see if they had it.
  566. >I finally find some hides, stopping to stroke some of the multicolored pelts, wondering how they got them.
  567. >I didn’t find it weird, thinking, “It’d be nice to pet a live one, these are soft.”
  568. >I stopped, looking out to the distance and a man asked me what I’m looking for.
  569. >Answering, he asks if I can make something out of pony hide.
  570. >”probably.”
  571. >He smiles and asks me if I want to make something out of it.
  572. >I shrug and say maybe, though I don’t have the tools or the knowhow but I’m willing to learn.
  573. >He asks me if it’s alright if I hang around a bit, then takes me to a worn building with an old workshop in the back. It was very messy with heaps of scrap taking up more than half the room.
  574. >>I was tense around this man, but the way he spoke made me laugh here and there.
  575. >The rest of the dream is me looking around at the strange machinery while talking shop.
  576. ____
  577.  
  578. >I was walking down the beach at sunset with a herd of mares following me.
  579. >There were about 15 of them, all different tribes.
  580. >Whenever I would look back to them, they would stop, with their little ears on a swivel.
  581. >I tried to call out to them but they didn’t respond any different.
  582. >When I started to walk, they would start following me again.
  583. >This continued until the dream ended.
  584.  
  585. ____
  586.  
  587. >I was leaving a house I seemed familiar with.
  588. >I reminisced how I wouldn’t be able to visit friends that live down the road anymore, even though I’d never met them.
  589. >I was moving into a new place with my dad, though, I was going to bring my own things over and meet up with him.
  590. >The roads were packed, full of traffic, and I wasn't sure if I'd ever find it, only I was already there somehow.
  591. >The neighborhood was really nice looking, the house itself was large.
  592. >My dad showed me around, it was furnished nicely with bits of furniture I’d never seen before.
  593. >He showed me my room, which was smaller and homely than what the rest of the house felt like.
  594. >Lastly he showed me the back of the house, a huge dock overlooking a vast valley, and it made me wonder where the exactly we moved to.
  595. >The dock itself was slanted in the farthest right corner but my dad insisted it'd be easy to fix.
  596. >I split off to go back outside and look at a new neighborhood, and I saw a mare, when her head lowered sniffing and nibbling at the new lawn.
  597. >She was a pegasus with the same exact color as Coco Pommel except for the green eyes though her mane was much rougher looking.
  598. >She wore a baseball cap and a baseball jersey on her upper torso, both articles dirty and ragged looking.
  599. >I didn't think anything strange of it, just, "Nice, I have some pony neighbors."
  600. >I called out to her, and she seemed about ready to bolt when she saw me catch her eating my lawn.
  601. >She didn't, but was still spooked, as if she hadn't had the best experiences with human neighbors before.
  602. >So I tried to be overly friendly, much more than I normally would.
  603. >I waved her over and she approached me slowly, her ears tilted up in my direction, and I rubbed her muzzle, which seemed to calm her down some.
  604. >I Invited her in, and she slowly followed, still looking like she would up and fly away at any moment.
  605. >My dad was talking with some people, I assumed to be other neighbors, and no one paid much mind to the mare.
  606. >She seemed a little reserved with a laconic style of speech, like how I usually am.
  607.  
  608. >This made me feel elated because I thought we could really get along.
  609. >She said her name was Cass, short for Cascade.
  610. >I took to calling her Cassi, and showed her briefly around the same spots my dad showed me.
  611. >After, we went into my room to hang out.
  612. >Somehow my boxes were already in, clothes folded on the bed, electronics and knick-knacks on the floor and out of boxes.
  613. >Her head was low, smelling at everything I had in there.
  614. >I smile and sit on her bed and let her look around.
  615. >We talked a little more, though most of the time, she seemed excited as she fiddled around with my things, as if she’d never seen human things before.
  616. >After a long while of that, my dad comes in and says maybe I should take my new friend home.
  617. >He says her parents must be worried about her cooped up with some humans after dark.
  618. >The mare seemed sad at that, and almost fearful.
  619. >I nod and my dad takes us to an underground cellar area, also furnished with a second dining room set.
  620. >Quickly while exploring it, it became more church-like, and as I passed up another room with an older looking wooden table.
  621. >Before moving on, I turned around to see the mare stopped, with her eyes glued on the table.
  622. >This causes me to stop and look back at it more carefully.
  623. >Sure enough it's actually an old squared off looking well with a cover
  624. >I pushed the cover aside and there was a rope, and a plank of wood tied to the end, and a wind of cold air came to greet me.
  625. >As I observed it, Cassi came over to look as well and I instinctively picked he up and cradled her.
  626. >She looked off to the side , slightly embarrassed but still nestled in comfortably.
  627. >She says I could sit on the wood and lower myself with the rope.
  628. >It was very deep, maybe the depth of a 5 story house, though there was a light at the bottom and it comforted me somewhat.
  629. >My dad says I should go first and that he'll definitely follow behind me, Cassi mumbles how she will too.
  630.  
  631. >I put her down and sat on the edge of the wooden well, trying to get the plank of wood and rope between my legs.
  632. >Then I lowered myself little by little, taking extra care to wrap a loop over my knuckles each time I lowered myself.
  633. >I got down there quicker than I thought I would and I saw a small trashy and old looking village with low small houses, and only ponies around.
  634. >It was snowy here.
  635. >A good bunch of horses stopped to look at me, keeping a wary distance.
  636. >Cassi came down quickly, using her wings instead of the rope.
  637. >We waited for a bit, then came to the conclusion that my dad had no intention of following us. Which was fine, that meant I could hang around her place.
  638. >Though when I looked back down at her she bolted another direction towards a field outside of town.
  639. >I ran to follow her but lost sight of her.
  640. >Taking a careful look, I noticed something beige colored in the far side of the field so I made my way towards it.
  641. >And a white gryphon with a gold-brown pattern on his wings swooped down to kill it.
  642. >This startles me but I realized it was a rabbit, not a pony.
  643. >He asks me what I was looking for and if I wanted some.
  644. >I shook my head and said I'm looking for my friend and he stopped what he's doing to help me look.
  645. >Just as quickly as we began looking though Cassi came back towards me with her head lowered, apologizing that she ran off, saying that she doesn't want to be home.
  646. >I pat her head, the gryphon watching closely, until I woke up.
  647. ____
  648.  
  649. >These monsters started crawling out of the forests.
  650. >They were mole-like, big claws for digging, no eyes, and they didn’t have fur
  651. >I thought them alien because their musculature didn’t seem that of a normal animal.
  652. >It was like vines or worms twisting and morphing underneath a thick hide
  653. >My parents were in the front seat of a van, and I was in the back seat with Lyra to my left.
  654. >I had an old flintlock rifle in my hands, the only thing we had on hand to defend ourselves with.
  655. >While my dad was picking up passersby to take them home, I was taking pot shots at these creatures.
  656. >They didn’t die too easily but they seemed to scurry off fine if I shot at their head.
  657. >Oddly, the flintlock didn’t make too much smoke either.
  658. >Lyra, my pops, and I eventually fall into a little game.
  659. >Every time we pick someone up to save them we take turns telling them a different stupid joke.
  660. >No repeats.
  661. >I.E “What happens when you give the pope prune juice: A religious movement”
  662. >My mom didn’t seem that interested so she just sat quietly.
  663. >Even if the passenger was too shaken up to laugh, we laughed at his expense.
  664. >We fall into comfortable silence when we find my next door neighbor in front of some church.
  665. >I had to fight off the temptation of putting an arm around Lyra, I wanted two hands on the rifle just in case.
  666. >After we take my neighbor home, and decide to call it quits Lyra turns to me.
  667. >”Hey, how many foals are we going to have?”
  668. >I turned to her, wondering if I misheard her.
  669. >”What, like two dozen foals?”
  670. >I nearly snap my neck turning so fast to look at my parents in the front seat and they share a look that made me anxious.
  671. >The worst part is they didn’t say anything about it.
  672. >After a few seconds of me stupidly looking at her, she starts laughing and nudges my thigh with a hoof.
  673. >Then my dad starts laughing.
  674. >Wake up really confused if it was still a joke or not.
  675.  
  676. ____
  677.  
  678.  
  679. >I was hanging out with Discord in a little horse rehab outpost.
  680. >It was an old western style outpost town where ponies weren't easily able to access things.
  681. >The place was kind of trashy looking, old wooden houses liable to fall apart at a moment’s notice, and junk piles and scrap leaning against the structures .
  682. >Despite the scrap the place still looked homely and lived-in, rather than a dump.
  683. >Discord and I took to planting unhealthy food and drugs to try and tempt the ponies.
  684. >Nothing too mean, just to get a rise out of the locals.
  685. >The ponies themselves didn't look happy, slightly covered in dirt and grime and foamy horse sweat.
  686. >They glanced at our bait but never seemed to make the connection between it and us.
  687. >They were going to bite but they would sigh sadly and go on their way.
  688. >I leaned back against a wall, bored to death and Discord started to get frustrated.
  689. >I took to kicking things around, pulling things out of the junk, metal bits, and wood, just to toss and kick around.
  690. >Twilight came by, looking tired and worn herself and asked what we're doing.
  691. >She was noticeably upset.
  692. >It wasn’t as bad as she thought it was, we explained.
  693. >We're not that fucked up.
  694. >The drugs wouldn't really work.
  695. >Probably.
  696. >Maybe a little.
  697. >She snorts and uses magic to pull us somewhere else.
  698. >Applejack and Rainbow were there, and the three of them explained that they needed our help with something friendship related.
  699. >I grunted in affirmation, but Discord squealed like a teenage girl with literal stars in his eyes.
  700. >She says we’re to convince some ponies to come back to civilization.
  701.  
  702. >That they isolated themselves and became unhappy.
  703. >Pretty much another repeat of Our Town but with fewer ponies and without the missing cutie marks.
  704. >We traveled it to this mountainous area with red clay all over the place and neat looking houses.
  705. >Soon, I came across a ragtag looking group of ponies, about 8-10 of them and they greeted me.
  706. >I looked around and Discord was nowhere to be seen.
  707. >I started to follow them around a bit behind the group and they didn’t seem to mind.
  708. >The ponies walked past some really nice houses in the neighborhood, but as we moved further, there were more rustic looking buildings in flat fields of overgrown grass.
  709. >I grimaced when I saw them tear down one for scrap, thinking it looked peaceful here with it and the other old wooden structures.
  710. >We got to a larger slightly more modern building, the inside littered with glass and debris, but the horses seemed to want to settle there.
  711. >To help them I clean up as best I can, mostly helping to pick up big pieces of broken glass.
  712. >They seemed pretty friendly for the most part, I didn’t know why they would have trouble adjusting to living with other horses or why they were out there to begin with.
  713. >It was tempting to let them be.
  714. >After a moment I heard shouting and sirens and the ponies became spooked, and opted to escape instead of waiting around inside.
  715. >I start floating up against my will and think, “I’m flying like some super hero.”
  716. >Then I cling to a wall and get stuck, as if it were a fly trap.
  717. >Discord appears, saying “Hey, super hero.” in a mocking tone, and starts terrorizing horses by flinging lightning bolts at them, reaffirming their decision to flee the building.
  718. >“Hey, that’s smart. They’ll go to other ponies for safety and help.”
  719. >With a snap of a talon, the room is clean with some food laying around.
  720. >He asked me to cover up exactly how he got the ponies to high-tail it to wherever and put a burger in my face.
  721. >I grunted, and took a bite out of it and nodded the best I could.
  722. >Who’s going to argue with a dude that gave them free food?
  723. >I fell from the wall with a yelp and woke up.
  724.  
  725. ____
  726.  
  727.  
  728. >I was on a small island of ponies, and a couple families of humans.
  729. >Not sure what it was called, only that I lived there.
  730. >Wandering beyond a bamboo picket fence in a garden, I saw a white car with an 80's aesthetic.
  731. >I got in and went around town, generally enjoying the night life.
  732. >Checking out for something in the trunk, the hood of the car appeared to be gone, as if it was torn off at the sides.
  733. >Sitting back inside, I seemed to sink unnaturally in the chair, as if it was pulling me in impossibly deep.
  734. >Many times lower than the ground level would be.
  735. >Soon I’d found myself in a position I found hard to get out of, but it wasn’t uncomfortable.
  736. >Then a woman dressed in black came over and pushed on something and the hood was back.
  737. >She complimented my ride and reached into the window, deep to where I was sinking to shake my hand.
  738. >I tried to reach as far up as I could, and we could barely make the shake.
  739. >Then, things were normal.
  740. >I thanked her.
  741. >She was very modest about it, saying she didn’t really do anything.
  742. >I drove off until I saw an empty stage lit by very bright spot lights.
  743. >There was a lone mare there packing things up, she had a very pale pink coat and hot pink eyes, plus a dual colored mane of white and black.
  744. >She didn’t give me a name but introduced herself as a singer in a metal band.
  745. >I found it odd because she didn't seem the type.
  746. >She was very sweet and loved contact, often nudging into my leg to get me to pet her while we talked.
  747. >She said if I were into metal she could get me a boat ride to the next island to catch the next show, that her friends were already there setting up.
  748. >I told her it was nearly all I listened to.
  749. >She smiled and the dream seemed to skip periodically until I was at the next island, a lot of the glimpses being me just waiting out and sitting in a small old musty boat, or staring at odd shapes in an old box tv screen, the most notable being a zoomed in shot of a group of people walking together, the camera aimed at the legs.
  750. >When I got to the concert at a very large park, I split with the pink mare and waved her off.
  751. >I had spotted Lyra in the crowd and wanted to meet up with her.
  752. >She was there to see the show too.
  753. >I could spot a few other recognisable ponies in the crowd namely Berry Punch and Rarity but I didn’t pay them much mind.
  754.  
  755. >Lyra and I talked briefly, she seemed impressed that I met the singer and got a free ride to the show.
  756. >I stood there watching the stage hands set things up then Lyra rubbed against my legs, leaning on them.
  757. >She looked down for a moment, her muzzle inches away from the grass, then looked back up and told me she was in heat and needed a bit of help.
  758. >I looked left and right, and stupidly asked, “Here?”
  759. >She horsey snorted and used her magic to nudge/pull me around facing away from the crowd.
  760. >”Better?”
  761. >I figured if she was cool with it around all these other ponies why not?
  762. >When in Rome, and all. I was the only human here.
  763. >She nuzzled a bit more firmly on my knee, and I sat down on the grass, leaning back.
  764. >Her rump backed up into me, her tail flagged as high as it could go.
  765. >I slipped in a finger, rhythmically moving in and out.
  766. >She pushed harder against my hand and I slipped another in, which made her nicker.
  767. >It was very tight and warm and I could feel her insides tugging at me.
  768. >I could also feel her winking against the palm of my hand and it kind of tickled.
  769. >After a couple of seconds, I felt like if I wasn’t careful it would pull me in, just like that car seat from earlier that night.
  770. >And this time I didn’t think anyone or pony would save me.
  771. >The thought both intrigued and terrified me.
  772. >She started leaking squash soup and I placed my other hand on her cutie mark and leaned in and gave it a couple licks.
  773. >I couldn’t really taste it, focusing mostly on how soft and warm her mare bits were, and how humid it all felt.
  774. >Despite feeling strong muscles around my fingers, the outside felt malleable against my tongue.
  775. >She finished again, but instead of stopping she went faster and I used my other hand to stabilize my arm since she was practically sitting on it at this point.
  776. >Soon after, we stopped and she nuzzled my neck and straddled me.
  777. >I sat up a bit more and she gave me an upright horsey neck hug with her forelegs curled in under herself and leaning my chest.
  778.  
  779. >I held her close, leaning my own neck against hers for a quiet moment.
  780. >Everything else around us seemed to be blocked out as we sat there.
  781. >The crowd seemed farther off somehow, even though they were in the same exact spot.
  782. >Then that pink mare came back with a homemade vanilla cake with pink frosting and said a fan left it for her and we could snack on some before the show if we were hungry.
  783. >She and ponies around us seemed completely oblivious to what we’d just done in the open.
  784. >Lyra and I said our thanks and took a slice each and the mare went up on the stage to begin the song.
  785. >Her little horse band mates joined her. There was a blue drummer mare and a slightly darker pink furred mare with a bass and a white pegasus mare with a guitar.
  786. >The darker pink mare was oddly the one to introduce the band, I had expected the singer to do it.
  787. >The light pink mare didn’t have so much of a stage presence at all and was standing to the far right of the stage.
  788. >The mare greeting the crowd mentioned that this place was called Horsewaii.
  789. >I tried to frown at that but it made me giggle.
  790. >They started playing, and the way they played sounded not quite but similar to this song [YouTube] Windhand "Orchard" (embed) Maybe with a slightly slower tempo, getting slower and more distorted in certain parts.
  791. >Some horse magic fuckery happened and I quickly lost focus of the environment, the world only being the crowd of horses, the stage, the ponies on the stage and Lyra still kind of leaning on my leg.
  792. >Colors and shapes of light flashed on us, somehow moving through objects as if they were 4 dimensional holograms, then a feeling of weightless vertigo hits everyone but the band, as the colors implode and we’re left in space among the stars.
  793. >Then it was done and it was like nothing had happened.
  794. >Lyra didn’t seem affected but I gasped for air, as if I’d been drowning.
  795. >Maybe an effect of magic on a human mind.
  796. >Lyra looked worried but I put a hand on her withers and choked out that I was okay.
  797. >Maybe there was a reason no other humans came to watch.
  798. >She and I then went backstage to congratulate the mare and she asked me to get some leftover cake from the ice box.
  799. >The vanilla base was still intact but the pink frosting had somehow gotten liquidy in the cold and melted leaving a slimy pink viscous residue all over the inside of the fridge, some of it dripping out onto the floor.
  800. >I stared at the mess until I woke up.

Ponepaste Catalogue

by Rhorse

Horse Behavioral Notes [WIP]

by Rhorse

Pre Equestria Pony lore for a tabletop setting

by Rhorse

Art Links

by Rhorse

Lyra Thread: Story Archive

by Rhorse