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Gamer Floor Bored

By pentapony
Created: 2021-03-19 03:48:54
Expiry: Never

  1. 1.
    "Fuck yes! Die, changeling scum!"
  2. 2.
    >Be Floor Bored, NEET Extraordinaire
  3. 3.
    >Your days are filled with carefree fun
  4. 4.
    >Vidya, pirated movies, imageboard shitposting
  5. 5.
    >No responsibilities to be heard of
  6. 6.
    >Lately, you've been playing a MOBA called Equimancy
  7. 7.
    >You're not one for competitive games
  8. 8.
    >Usually, you prefer single player
  9. 9.
    >Public lobbies are packed with normies and it's not like you have any friends
  10. 10.
    >You hate interacting with other ponies, and that includes online
  11. 11.
    >Even the boards you frequent are free of usernames and monikers
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    >You basically have no traceable internet presence
  13. 13.
    >Except this one game
  14. 14.
    >You picked it up after watching one of the few streamers you actually enjoyed
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    >And, as you are wont to do, you got hooked, HARD
  16. 16.
    >Something about kicking other ponies' asses at something made you feel powerful
  17. 17.
    >You didn't get to experience that feeling much in NEET life, so you chased that high
  18. 18.
    >Down the rabbit hole you went, letting the game consume your life
  19. 19.
    >It was during one of these marathon gaming sessions that you encountered user AnonSense
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    >He sounds like one of those generic assholes in team chat
  21. 21.
    >Bossing everyone around, thinking he's hot shit
  22. 22.
    >You resolve to show him up
  23. 23.
    >When he inevitably dies, you drop by his post and demolish the changeling warlock holding his outpost
  24. 24.
    >You immediately swing back to your section of the map, having done his job without ceding an inch of your territory
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    >His voice crackles through your speakers
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    >"Aw, what the hell? Who stole my kill? randompony583?"
  27. 27.
    >Quickly clacking at your keyboard, you type out a message in chat.
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    >randompony583: @AnonSense git gud
  29. 29.
    >Immediately you hear him give a seething huff
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    >"That was my XP you stole!"
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    >randompony583: your KD is 2-7 you werent gettin that kill
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    >Exasperated, he pauses, obviously unable to dispute the numbers
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    >"Why are you using keyboard chat anyway? Go voice if you want to coordinate attacks."
  34. 34.
    >Ugh
  35. 35.
    >There was no way in hell you were enabling voice chat
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    >You haven't had a voice conversation in... weeks?
  37. 37.
    >When did that census-taker stop by?
  38. 38.
    >You would have just ignored him if it weren't a federal offens-
  39. 39.
    >Oh, shit!
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    >You're getting ganked! Move, move, move!
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    >You struggle to escape the barrage of abilities being laid upon you
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    >Out of the corner of your screen a new figure swoops in from the skies
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    >A griffon ranger by the name of AnonSense
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    >Expertly, he deftly flanks the two opponents and bombards them with attacks
  45. 45.
    >With them slowed, they can't spin around in time to defend themselves
  46. 46.
    >You watch as this guy shreds your attackers to pieces, saving your skin
  47. 47.
    >"THAT'S how you kill-steal."
  48. 48.
    >Holy shit that was actually pretty cool
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    >randompony583: @AnonSense thx
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    >After the match (a resounding victory), you get a message
  51. 51.
    >Wait, who the fuck's messaging you
  52. 52.
    >AnonSense: gg got to admit you actually carried the team
  53. 53.
    >That's weird
  54. 54.
    >You're not used to getting messages
  55. 55.
    >You're definitely not used to other ponies acknowledging you carried them (even though it's usually true)
  56. 56.
    >randompony583: gg np
  57. 57.
    >AnonSense: want to team up? need somepony to help me out of ELO hell
  58. 58.
    >Okay, that's a first
  59. 59.
    >You definitely don't want to pair up with some gamer bro stallion
  60. 60.
    >But
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    >He actually impressed you back there
  62. 62.
    >It's definitely easier to climb the ranks when you have a teammate you can coordinate with
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    >But most shockingly, for perhaps the first time ever, a stallion has actually shown a modicum of interest in you
  64. 64.
    >Fighting against every anti-social impulse in your body, you type out a response
  65. 65.
    >randompony583: sure

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