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Gamer Floor Bored

By pentapony
Created: 2021-03-19 03:48:54
Expiry: Never

  1. "Fuck yes! Die, changeling scum!"
  2. >Be Floor Bored, NEET Extraordinaire
  3. >Your days are filled with carefree fun
  4. >Vidya, pirated movies, imageboard shitposting
  5. >No responsibilities to be heard of
  6. >Lately, you've been playing a MOBA called Equimancy
  7. >You're not one for competitive games
  8. >Usually, you prefer single player
  9. >Public lobbies are packed with normies and it's not like you have any friends
  10. >You hate interacting with other ponies, and that includes online
  11. >Even the boards you frequent are free of usernames and monikers
  12. >You basically have no traceable internet presence
  13. >Except this one game
  14. >You picked it up after watching one of the few streamers you actually enjoyed
  15. >And, as you are wont to do, you got hooked, HARD
  16. >Something about kicking other ponies' asses at something made you feel powerful
  17. >You didn't get to experience that feeling much in NEET life, so you chased that high
  18. >Down the rabbit hole you went, letting the game consume your life
  19. >It was during one of these marathon gaming sessions that you encountered user AnonSense
  20. >He sounds like one of those generic assholes in team chat
  21. >Bossing everyone around, thinking he's hot shit
  22. >You resolve to show him up
  23. >When he inevitably dies, you drop by his post and demolish the changeling warlock holding his outpost
  24. >You immediately swing back to your section of the map, having done his job without ceding an inch of your territory
  25. >His voice crackles through your speakers
  26. >"Aw, what the hell? Who stole my kill? randompony583?"
  27. >Quickly clacking at your keyboard, you type out a message in chat.
  28. >randompony583: @AnonSense git gud
  29. >Immediately you hear him give a seething huff
  30. >"That was my XP you stole!"
  31. >randompony583: your KD is 2-7 you werent gettin that kill
  32. >Exasperated, he pauses, obviously unable to dispute the numbers
  33. >"Why are you using keyboard chat anyway? Go voice if you want to coordinate attacks."
  34. >Ugh
  35. >There was no way in hell you were enabling voice chat
  36. >You haven't had a voice conversation in... weeks?
  37. >When did that census-taker stop by?
  38. >You would have just ignored him if it weren't a federal offens-
  39. >Oh, shit!
  40. >You're getting ganked! Move, move, move!
  41. >You struggle to escape the barrage of abilities being laid upon you
  42. >Out of the corner of your screen a new figure swoops in from the skies
  43. >A griffon ranger by the name of AnonSense
  44. >Expertly, he deftly flanks the two opponents and bombards them with attacks
  45. >With them slowed, they can't spin around in time to defend themselves
  46. >You watch as this guy shreds your attackers to pieces, saving your skin
  47. >"THAT'S how you kill-steal."
  48. >Holy shit that was actually pretty cool
  49. >randompony583: @AnonSense thx
  50. >After the match (a resounding victory), you get a message
  51. >Wait, who the fuck's messaging you
  52. >AnonSense: gg got to admit you actually carried the team
  53. >That's weird
  54. >You're not used to getting messages
  55. >You're definitely not used to other ponies acknowledging you carried them (even though it's usually true)
  56. >randompony583: gg np
  57. >AnonSense: want to team up? need somepony to help me out of ELO hell
  58. >Okay, that's a first
  59. >You definitely don't want to pair up with some gamer bro stallion
  60. >But
  61. >He actually impressed you back there
  62. >It's definitely easier to climb the ranks when you have a teammate you can coordinate with
  63. >But most shockingly, for perhaps the first time ever, a stallion has actually shown a modicum of interest in you
  64. >Fighting against every anti-social impulse in your body, you type out a response
  65. >randompony583: sure

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