/irt/ prompts


                                            ***** Moondancer's pregnant (>>32219726)

                                            > Your mother called you home from your first semester at college, hoping you could talk some sense into your little sister, Moondancer.

                                            > She's pregnant, refuses to even consider abortion and won't tell anyone who the father is, only that it's someone she loves more than anyone else.

                                            > This is surprising, because just a few months before you left for college, you comforted her about her unrequited lesbian love for her friend, Twilight, and she seemed to not even consider the possibility of being with a guy.

                                            > When you come home, you manage to at least get a little bit of information from her: she's only had sex once, and it happened at your going-away party.

                                            > You couldn't remember anything like that happening at the party, but you'd been pretty smashed at the end, so you might have missed a lot going on.

                                            > She also hinted that this was something she'd wanted for a long time, and was probably never going to be able to do again.

                                            > You're furious at whoever could have been so insensitive and used your little Moon like that (even if she makes it sound like she was the one using him).

                                            > At least this narrows it down to someone in your circle of friends, and probably someone who's left for college too.

                                            > When you find out who it is, you're gonna beat him up and make him make an honest woman out of your little sister.

                                            > [spoiler]Hint, it's you, Anon.[/spoiler]


                                            ***** Rarity's little prince (>>32183072 & >>32184344)

                                            > ywn be raised to be big sister Rarity's brother-husband.

                                            > ywn be groomed by her to be her perfect prince.

                                            > ywn be told to settle any fight the two of you have by French kissing and making up, then follow it up with passionate make-up sex.

                                            > ywn give her twins with your first real ejaculation, which cannot go anywhere but her thirsty womb lest you make her mad for wasting ~~your~~ her seed.

                                            > Magnum will never pat you on the back and let you taste your first beer when he hears the news that you're a virile stud like he'd thought you would be.

                                            > ywn move with Rarity to the Carousel boutique and inaugurate every room and surface therein with gentle pregnancy sex.


                                            > ywn be claimed by your older sister when she first saw you as a newborn.

                                            > ywn be rewarded with kisses and hugs and sometimes a slow and sensual blowjob when you do something romantic for her.

                                            > ywn be taught waltzes, tango, and other ballroom dances by your mother as you and your sister are naked in the living room.

                                            > Rarity will never press your short body to hers as you move together, filling your head with the scent of her young girl crotch until you can't take it any longer and ravish her with your tongue.

                                            > ywn have parents who enjoy the sight of their children pleasuring their sibling so much that they retreat to their bedroom to noisily fuck with the door open at least twice a day.

                                            > ywn inspire your father to breed another sister into your mother for you and your older sister to incestuously marry when she turns twelve.


                                            ***** Cadance does not give a shit about social conventions (>>32151539)

                                            > You're vacationing with your family in the Crystal Empire.

                                            > There's a big festival and it ends with a massive parade.

                                            > When the Princesses' float passes by your family as you stand on the side of the road cheering, Princess Cadance signals for the procession to stop.

                                            > She walks up to your family and smiles at your little sister.

                                            "Hello, little one. I wanted you to know that you're an exceptionally lucky little girl. Very few have the fortune to have met their true love at such a young age. Now you just need to make this young gentleman see you in the same light you see him, and a lifetime of bliss awaits you."

                                            >...Oh shit, she's talking about you.


                                            ***** Christmas cake can be delicious (>>32160273))

                                            > Your aunt Cheerilee sometimes comes over to hang with your mother, Berryshine.

                                            > It usually ends with them sharing a bottle of wine.

                                            > Cheerilee is surprisingly bad with alcohol and this time she quickly becomes a bit weepy and complaining.

                                            "I don't know what I'm doing wrong, Berry. I haven't had a proper date in years. It's like no one wants me anymore, now that I'm 30. The Wall is real!"

                                            > She's sobbing now, and your mother hugs her to comfort her.

                                            > Wow, older guys are real idiots.

                                            > If they can't see how amazing and hot your aunt is, it was time for you to step up and man up and act on the crush you've had for her since you hit puberty.

                                            > Operation Seduce and Fuck Aunt Cheerilee, begin!


                                            ***** Yandere weeb Moondancer (>>32268998)

                                            > ywn stumble upon your weeb sister Moondancer's shrine to you, her "Onii-sama" while you were looking through her room for something she borrowed from you.

                                            > ywn find her scrapbook of pictures of the two of you, from childhood until just recently, all Photoshopped to make it look as if the two of you are deeply in love.

                                            > ywn read her cringe-worthy 200-page novel about how the two of you are soulmates, cursed to reincarnate as siblings, to love and lust after the other but be forbidden from acting upon your deepest desires.

                                            > ywn find her collection of your hair, semen-filled tissues, old clothes infused with your scent, little gifts you've given her under the years, and dolls she's made in your image.

                                            > ywn hear her enter the room behind you and lock the door.

                                            > ywn be raped by your yandere imouto until you love her as much as she loves you.


                                            ***** Sweetie gets what Sweetie wants (>>32514990)

                                            > ywn give Sweetie Belle a chaste, brotherly kiss on the forehead.

                                            > ywn wake something up inside her.

                                            > ywn endure her cute ploys to get you to kiss her again.

                                            > ywn get used to being hug-tackled and kissed on the cheek by surprise whenever she can get away with it.

                                            > ywn get ready to scold her to behave more appropriately, but relent when you see those big green eyes filled with love and admiration for you staring up at you.

                                            > ywn deflect her childish attempts to seduce you.

                                            > ywn make her up the ante when you don't respond fully to her advances.

                                            > ywn notice her dress, appearance and demeanor has gotten significantly more mature in a short time and that it's having its intended effect on you.

                                            > ywn realize she's getting help from Rarity, who's always been enamored with romantic situations, the more forbidden and taboo the better.

                                            > ywn have to seriously consider leaving the house before you completely lose control and take Sweetie Belle as your illicit incestuous lolita lover.

                                            > ywn sit down to eat with your family and hear the same old conversation topic about how a strapping young lad like you should have a girlfriend... and hear your father and mother suggest that a cute girl like Sweetie would be perfect for you.

                                            > ywn remember that your sisters have your parents wrapped around their little fingers and that together, they could convince them even of the merits of you and Sweetie Belle being lovers.

                                            > ywn say "Fuck it!" and bridal carry Sweetie up to your bedroom while she showers you with kisses on the lips to the hooting cheers of your family.


                                            ***** Rainbow's post-sleepover fight (>>32515164 & >>32515165)

                                            > "You're such a pig, Anon."

                                            "What are you talking about, Dashie?"

                                            > "The way you behaved when the girls slept here last night, it was totally despicable. I was so embarrassed, I'm never going to be able to have them around you again."

                                            "Are you talking about when I flirted with Fluttershy?"

                                            > "Of course I'm talking about that! It was totally creepy!"

                                            "Well, none of the girls seemed to have any problems with it. They were encouraging us to make out, for God's sake... And Flutters certainly didn't dislike it when we did."

                                            > Rainbow slapped you. Hard.

                                            > Your sister loves to roughhouse, but she's never in her life been violent with you.

                                            > "I hate you."

                                            > Her words were like daggers in your heart.

                                            > She's never said anything like that to you before, either.

                                            > Tears are welling up in her eyes as she turns to run away to her room.

                                            > No way is she going to get away with this.

                                            > You grab her by the wrist and pull her back.

                                            > "Let me go!"

                                            > She fucking slapped you again!

                                            > You grab the other wrist and pin them both to her sides.

                                            > Your sister might be an awesome all-round athlete, but you had specialized in jiu jitsu since you were eight. She had no chance against your superior strength and skill.

                                            > She was shuddering and gently sobbing against your chest.

                                            > Oh shit, this was more serious than you thought. Time to be the good big brother and make this right.

                                            "Look, Dash. I'm so sorry. I shouldn't have listened to your friends. Of course you're going to be mad if I kiss your best friend. I mean, she's like a sister to us."

                                            > RD stiffens as you say that.

                                            "Do you forgive me, sis? It won't happen again."

                                            > She looks up at you with trembling, cerise eyes. You can see determination in them, a sight you're very familiar with.

                                            > She raises her heels, standing on the tips of her toes, and leans in to kiss you.

                                            > It was gentle and soft at first, but soon she hungrily sucks and nibbles on your lips. She was clearly inexperienced, but passionate.

                                            > You were totally stunned by her actions and it's almost 30 seconds before you push her away.

                                            "Wha..what the heck are you doing, Rainbow Dash?!"

                                            > "I don't care that it was Fluttershy you kissed, Anon. It's... I was mad that it wasn't me!"


                                            ***** Diamond Tiara only wants one thing (>>33216373)

                                            > ywn be Diamond Tiara's dashing big brother

                                            > ywn be the only one she admires and enjoys spending time with.

                                            > ywn be the only one she lowers her bitch shield for, the only one she is genuinely sweet and loving with.

                                            > ywn have her cuddle up to your side whenever she can, alternating between sighing contentedly [spoiler]and discreetly inhaling your scent [/spoiler]and looking up at you with a gaze that only notices you.

                                            > [spoiler]like pic related, except, you know, with you there instead of AB [/spoiler] (https://derpibooru.org/1569306)

                                            > ywn have her clam jam "all the unworthy skanks who're just after you for your money"

                                            > ywn have her tell you that there's no more obstacles in the way of your love, now that she's gotten enough dirt on your parents to blackmail them into reluctant acceptance.


                                            ***** Scenes from Milfquestria (>>33417818)

                                            >>33415817 (https://derpibooru.org/1937319)


                                            > Every Anon knows, life is good in casually incestuous Milfquestria:


                                            > Hiding under the podium to lick Auntie Mare's hot cunt while she's giving a speech in town hall.

                                            > You might be old and grizzled, but Cookie still thinks her Daddy's dick is the best she's ever had.

                                            > Making Bow proud of how his boy reduces Windy to a quivering mess whenever you take her from behind.

                                            > Lying in your parents' bed, sucking on your mommy's left nipple as Fluttershy is latched to her right.

                                            > Showing your nephew/son, Button Mash, how to please your sister, now that he's going to be the man in the house while you're away on a business trip.

                                            > Being at the beck and call of your high-strung cousin, Stellar Flare, whose number one way of mellowing out is a hard, quick fuck.

                                            > You and your older twin siblings like to drive your mother insane with embarrassment and arousal. Today, she has to man the till at the bakery while trying to hide the butt plug in her bare ass with a skirt that's much too short.

                                            > Hate-fucking the bitchiness out of Spoiled Rich while Diamond is humiliating her, calling her an insatiable slut who's become a slave to her son's cock.

                                            > Proving to Cloudy Quartz that even if Daddy's lost interest, you still find her to be a very desirable woman. Surprisingly, you also find her to still be a very fertile woman.

                                            > Aunt Harshwhinny is used to getting what she wants. What she wants most of the time is to push you down onto her bed and grind her pussy onto your face.

                                            > It's been years since she passed away, but you never stop thinking about your cousin Pear Butter and the sweet kisses you shared and the moans she made as you made love to her in the orchards. Her daughters are more than willing to fill the void she left behind.

                                            > Grandma Twilight Velvet likes to be used. You have her arms tied back and her legs spread as you hold her on the brink of orgasm with your fingers. She begs to cum, but she's not allowed to before you're balls deep in that wet pussy.


                                            ***** Sweetie's frustration (>>37430103)

                                            > "Oh, don't be silly, Sweetie Belle. You can't marry your brother, you're family."

                                            > "No, Sweetie, you can't take a bath with your big brother anymore."

                                            > "Sweetie Belle, don't kiss your brother on the lips, it's not appropriate."

                                            > "No, Sweetie, you have to sleep in your own bed from now on."

                                            > "Do you have to cling to your brother like that, Sweetie Belle? People might get the wrong idea."

                                            > "Don't interfere, Sweetie. Leave Anon and his classmate alone. If we're lucky they might get together."


                                            > Why?!

                                            > WHY?!

                                            > Why is it so wrong?

                                            > Why do I have to restrain my feelings and my actions, slicing away until all that's left are the "appropriate" gestures that leave me wholly unsatisfied?

                                            > Why can't I be in love with my brother?

                                            > Why can't I lay claim to him, make him MINE?

                                            > Why do I have to stay back and watch while some hussy invades my home?

                                            > Ostensibly she's here for a class project that she shares with Anon, but I can see the slight touches, the blushes, the coquettish laughter.

                                            > Harlot, you're just interested in him because he's a bit handsome now.

                                            > You're no good for him. You'll lose interest, leave as soon as something better comes along.

                                            > I should claw your eyes out for daring to lay them on my Anon.

                                            > I should go up to him, kiss him passionately and tell you to fuck off and let us be alone, skank.

                                            > But I won't, because I'm not brave enough, because I'm a "good girl" who will do what society thinks is "proper", even when it kills me inside.


                                            ***** *FUTA ON FEMINIZED MALE* Zephyr's only good for one thing (>>32429001)

                                            > Zephyr was kicked out by his parents and decides to mooch off Fluttershy.

                                            > She takes him in on the condition that he helps her with her animals until he gets on his feet and gets a real job.

                                            > He utterly fucks up, of course, by being utterly careless and apathetic.

                                            > He pisses her off so much that she snaps.

                                            > In her rage, she decides he's good for nothing, a useless sack of flesh. Fuming, she comes to the conclusion that if that's the case, he should at least be a useful sack of flesh.

                                            > Here's where Zephyr *really* fucked up: Don't piss off someone who's best buddies with the most magical people in all of Equestria.

                                            > He wakes up the next day to Fluttershy coming in to his bedroom. Something tells him it's not to give him breakfast in bed.

                                            > The fact that she's got a pissed off face and a massive futacock erection, for instance.

                                            > That's when he realizes he's not a he anymore. Zephyr junior is completely missing and his form, while not super manly normally, is now feminine and curvaceous. He even has a pretty decent pair of milk bags, if he can say so himself.

                                            "H-hey, big sis. W-what's going on?"

                                            > Oh damn, even his voice has changed and gotten higher and lighter.

                                            "You don't deserve to be called a man, Zephyr Breeze. A man takes responsibility for his actions. He takes care of himself and his loved ones, not the other way around. If you're no good as a man, you might as well be a woman. But you won't be a good woman either, so how about you just become your big sister's cumdump and breeding sow?"

                                            > Zephyr violently shakes his, now her, head. It makes no difference. Defeated, she slumps down.

                                            "That's a good girl. Now get down in front of me, Zephy."

                                            > She slides down from the bed and kneels down before her sister. She knows what's coming.

                                            "Suck it, Zephyr."