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Her name’s Rainbow Dash by >>36782011

By AnonymousDashfag
Created: 2021-07-16 21:31:33
Updated: 2022-02-22 08:00:07
Expiry: Never

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    >Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Rainbow
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    >Looking so down in the dumps
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    >Every mare here'd love to be you, Rainbow
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    >Even when taking your lumps
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    >There's nopony who's as admired as you
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    >Cause every mare's seen how you fly
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    >Every mare's awed and inspired by you
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    >And it's not very hard to see why
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    >No one's slick as Rainbow
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    >No one's quick as Rainbow
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    >No one has such incredible tricks as Rainbow!
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    >For there's no mare in town half as fancy
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    >Perfect, a pure paragon
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    >You can ask any mare, colt, or pony
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    >And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on
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    >No one's flown like Rainbow
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    >As well known as Rainbow
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    >No one's got such a swaggering tone as Rainbow
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    "As a Wonderbolt, yes, I'm exhilarating!"
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    >My, how she flies, that Rainbow!
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    >Give five "hurrahs!"
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    >Give twelve "hip-hips!"
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    >Rainbow is the best
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    >And the rest are eclipsed
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    >None have flights like Rainbow
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    >Reaches heights like Rainbow
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    >In a flying show no one delights like Rainbow
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    >For there's no one as cool and as glossy
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    "As you see I've got style to spare"
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    >Not a bit of her's tacky or gaudy
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    "That's right! And every last inch of me's streamlined in air!"
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    >No one flips like Rainbow
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    >Dives and dips like Rainbow
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    >When they're training nopony gives tips like Rainbow
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    "I'm especially good at accelerating!"
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    >Ten points for Rainbow!
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    "When I was a foal I ate four dozen eggs"
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    "Every morning to help me go fast"
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    "And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs"
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    "So I'm roughly the speed of the Flash"
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    >No one's cute as Rainbow
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    >Or gives boops like Rainbow
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    >Then goes trotting around bumping hoofs like Rainbow
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    I use rainbows in all of my decorating
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    >Say it with flare, who's a mare among mares?
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    >And then say it with love, who's the hero above?
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    >Who's a super success? Don't you know? Can't you guess?
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    >Ask her fans and her five closest friends
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    >There's one pony in town who's got all of it known
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    >And her name's Rainbow Dash!!!

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