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Shitpost Box Mk. XIV

By noteperson
Created: 2021-04-10 02:44:05
Expiry: Never
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  1. Not even canada could defend itself from horse pussy
  2.  
  3. It's a sneed life
  4.  
  5. You are now imagining a big fat throbbing horse cock
  6.  
  7. >rape
  8.  
  9. Now that I think about it Brand Blueprint sounds like some corporate pony's name, if ever there were a Hasbro rep OC created.
  10.  
  11. Reeeeeeeeeeee
  12.  
  13. Ur waifu a qt
  14.  
  15. I haven't kept up with the comics, I don't know anything about King Zebra
  16.  
  17. Sack. Hi. Anon.
  18.  
  19. Celestia wants to really let loose and take a vacation. Not a vacation from work, but a vacation from being the good princess everyone loves her for being. But how can she really do the horrible things she'd like to do and not ruin her reputation?
  20. She has found a way. Having secretly imprisoned Queen Chrysalis, Celestia intends to live out all her evil fantasies and then claim Chrysalis did them in her form, letting the changeling queen take the fall.
  21. But is it really just a vacation? How is it even possible for a pony like Celestia to become so deranged? There’s more to it than that; more than even Celestia knows.
  22. Story contains most every type of sex, rape, vore, foalcon, gore, bodily fluids, etc that you can imagine. A more specific chapter-by-chapter content is further below, which is spoilery if amusing, but the basics are here:
  23. abortion (via cock and other methods), asphyxiation (via drowning, choking, hanging, cocks, etc), bodily fluids (blood, cum, piss, scat, puss, vomit, etc), bondage (gags, restraints, fuck swings), city demolition, death/murder/necrophilia, death-matches between faithful students, double-or-more penetration, fates worse than death, foalcon/fetuscon, friendship lessons, futa, genocide, human world getting fucked but fuck them, impalement( via cock and other methods), impregnation, incest, mind control/deception/misplaced vengeance, medieval tortures, naughty language, not thinking things through, oral, public naughtiness, sex (every natural hole and others), small council meetings (more horrifying than it sounds), three-or-more-somes, torture via time travel, villains so evil that other villains become protagonists without reforming, virginity (but never for long), vore (soft and hard via mouth, cock, cunt, soul, cooking, etc), wondering why she’s doing this until you find out, zombies (because everything is better with zombies)
  24.  
  25. Beep boop ur a faget
  26.  
  27. feelin GOOOOOOD AS HEEEEELLLLLLL
  28.  
  29. get rid of that fucking EqG shit holy crap, kys
  30.  
  31. https://files.catbox.moe/yeufc8.jpg
  32.  
  33. N
  34.  
  35. Put Dyx in
  36.  
  37. /)
  38.  
  39. And then they have to use the [A.V.] you know, the Artificial Vagina ? Hottest shit I've ever seen. But then you have to prevent the stallion from spilling, cause that shit's worth more than gold. That's why you need an expert :hors:
  40.  
  41. BRING BACK PINK DOG
  42.  
  43. Starlight's Flight and Slight
  44.  
  45. >Sita
  46.  
  47. Babs sneed
  48.  
  49. WIN SPRING, FAGS!
  50.  
  51. Sometimes I remember back when 9 years ago people said this fandom would never amount to anything, 9 years latter and the highlight of my life is watching digital soccer plays with ridiculous-sized heads play virtual kickyball in a custom arena.
  52.  
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  54.  
  55. liking dyx makes you gay
  56.  
  57. Appul
  58.  
  59. Quick rundown on them:
  60. >princesses bow to the twins
  61. >rumored to possess magical abilities
  62. >both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Equestria has only existed deep in Yakyakistan monasteries & Neighrea 51
  63. >learned fluent Olde Ponish in under 48 hours
  64. >now control Prance with an iron fist
  65. >own castles, storm factories, and stables all over the world
  66. >nation states entrust their bit reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Trot, only Ft. Flam.
  67. >direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
  68. >sabotaged the spaceX rocket because they will fund the 1st pony flight to the Moon on their own initiative in a few years (the 1st official one - they've already been to the Moon many times)
  69. >will bankroll the 1st cities on the Moon (Flimingrad will be be the 1st city)
  70. >own 99% of DNA editing spell books in Equestria
  71. >first designer foals will in all likelihood be Flim-Flam foals
  72. >own nanobot R&D labs around the world
  73. >you likely have FlimbotsTM inside you right now
  74. >kept the electric carriage down for decades so they could release their own carriage based on string theory to the market
  75. >currently at war with Equine Musk because of this
  76. >the big red phone in the Dragon Lands is a direct line to the Flim-Flam Manor
  77. >last person who missed a call was Dragon Lord Torch. He resigned and fled the country in fear and the twins destroyed the Dragon Lands in a fit of rage.
  78. >ancient buffalo scriptures depict them as two alicorns who will descend upon Equestria and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
  79. >in regular communication with the Arch-writers Vogel and Haber, forwarding the word of Hasbro to the ponies
  80. >the twins are 67 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base pony
  81. >in reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big buck to the end of the whinniverse
  82. >don't know their ultimate plans yet. We only pray they are benevolent beings.
  83.  
  84. Dolphin pussy is better than human pussy and is, dare I say it, an acceptable substitute to mare pussy.
  85.  
  86. Kill yourself you hack frauds, if I already didn't say it
  87.  
  88. "when I was a young boy, my father took me into the city, to see the pony band
  89. he said ""son when you grow up, would you be the autist or the damned?""
  90. he said ""will you defeat them, the liars and all the no hooves, the lovers of the hands?""
  91. ""because one day I'll leave you, a phantom to lead you to equestria, to join the horsefuckers brigade"""
  92.  
  93. >tfw don't know the answer
  94.  
  95. Happy Easter, fellas
  96.  
  97. 6675309
  98.  
  99. I want to suck Dyx
  100.  
  101. FREE MY NIGGA CHAD SPIKE
  102.  
  103. Derpy is the best pony.
  104.  
  105. >
  106.  
  107. see above I'm a pleb
  108.  
  109. Please pass the egg salad
  110.  
  111. You're my favorite faggots on /mlp/, do excellent
  112.  
  113. ok fag
  114.  
  115. make milky's tiddies bigger and uncensored or else I aint watchin next cup
  116.  
  117. Sack titan

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