MenOMemesQuotes

Start Date: SEP 17TH, 2013

"I wish I could date a girl with no legs, so that I could stick her on my dick and spin her around like a lump of clay on a pottery wheel." -Jibber

 

"I was like, 'BFN? More like...fuck you...'" -MDL

 

"I JUST MAKE PONIES PUT ANONS PEEPEE IN THER VAJAYJAY" -Flutterpriest

 

"Dom quotes everyone." -Nebulus

 

"Let's poop in a vagina" -Swift

 

"I might dick out the fuck, but at least I'm not gay." -Swift

 

"CoD kiddies are at the toppest they've ever been." -Dom

 

"You can be my nail-bat dildo bitch any day." -Pyro

 

"Do you know how hard it is to play left for dead with a titty in your mouth?" -Swift

 

"What's racist about calling someone a nigger?" -Dom

 

"Alabama is Texas with incest." -Flutterpriest

 

"He likes being women. Every game we play together." -Violet, in regards to Swift

 

"Can your dick touch your ass? Then go fuck yourself." -Dom

 

"I'm going to kill Swift with a Rube Goldberg machine contraption." -Disc paraphrasing Lasagna

 

"Rule 63 Lasagna looks like a piece of lasagna but instead of seeing sauce and square noodles when you look at it from the side, you see a vagina." -Violet

 

"Kaboom! And the world trade center is gone!" -Swift

 

"Id love to drink poop" -Flutterpriest

 

"STOP ROLEPLAYING INSIDE OF ME!" -Violet

 

"You ladies can have a tea party while sitting naked on me." -Swift

 

"If you teach our child about Flutterrape, I will leave you" -Violet

 

"I bet he could get the little paint knife and make your death look like a happy little accident" -Raod on Bob Ross

 

"You'd might as well tuck your dick inbetween your legs and duct tape it and run around the house and rub peanut butter all over yourself cause you ain't a fuckin' man!" -Collar

 

"Violet is trying to make Swift go to bed by using her vagina EMP powers" -Pickle

 

"Don't worry guys, just teaching Pyro to be gay" -Swift

 

"Eat rat poison and fap it out into my next meal" -Swift

 

"Drug up." - Lasagna

 

"I wish I had vagina EMP powers..." -Swift

 

"Woah! I keep my standards EXTREMELY low." - Swift

 

"I wish my dick was a loli." -Swift

 

"Stick your dick down her clit." -Happy

 

"Those kids will burn, and I will watch." -M.M.

 

"I'm looking forward to suicide in first person." -Swift

 

"I just wanted to fuck a kid, why did you guys make it sick?" -M.M.

 

"If I feel like fapping to Cr1tikal vids, then let me." -Collar

 

"'Las' has 3 words." -Noogai

 

"I want to scare Rainbow Dash from behind so she bucks at me, then laugh at her for acting like an animal." -Swift

 

"Don't you want a girl to beg you to punch her in the face? Oh my god my dick." -Swift

 

"Buttflaps and starwars." -Dom

 

"I want to blow my legs off with an orgasm." -Dom

 

"Do you fuck this or eat it?" -M.M.

 

"That's my favorite meme." - Shiggler

 

"Oh yeah, I'm the president." -Swift

 

"I would lick the sweat from his ass crack." - Lady Lasagna

 

"What else would peepee mean?" -Pickle

 

"Don't tell me what I can and can't fuck." -Swift

 

*computer noises* -AYW

 

"Oh my god, if you fuck potholes..." -Swift

 

"I want to be a guy who explodes into bees. You can call me Beehad." -Swift

 

"My aim is terrible with this knife, I can't even kill this cat." -Swift

 

"I play kinect sports, I can catch anything." -M.M.

 

"Just be a little gay." -Lady Lasagna

 

"These guys are just spamming and causing a kerfuffle." -Jibber

 

"I'm like a sassy spider." -M.M.

 

"Chuck E. Cheese. I used to like to go there as a kid, but now I go there to like kids." -Swift

 

"I'm in the paste the most."

"That's because you're a fucking retard." -Swift & Dom

 

"I'm going 100 on the fucking freeway, somebody please arrest me!" -Urban

 

"Who is Raritan?" -Fapman

 

"Raritan a shit. Neb a shit. Clever a shit. Writers a shit. Nobody is better than anyone else. Shit can't be better than shit." -Domino

 

"I have umbilical cords, now let's fight." -Pickle

 

"You're all nerds. I'm the best." -Nebulus

 

"I want my body to be in a plane filled with explosives and crash into the Mecca while sweet victory is playing." -Lumberjack

 

"My dick is actually a glowstick." -Lady Lasagna

 

"I look at this chat and the only thing I can think of is 'There's got to be a way for me to help them.'" -M.M.

 

"If I had a body pillow I wouldn't wake up alone." -Swift

 

"Raod, stop being a bell pepper." -Fate

 

"Have you killed anyone with your vagina?" -M.M.

 

"looks like the girl boogeyman is gonna rip out my teeth and shove them in her pussy" -Swift

 

"There's only one thing I believe in. It's a thing called love." -M.M.

 

"EWWW IT IS A GIRL!" -Swift

 

"It's not gay if it's my girlfriend's penis." -Swift

 

"You don't stick your vagina in their urethra." -Jibber

 

"i did about 10 "which pony are you" quizzes. im ready to kill myself now" -Noogai

 

"If I have a retarded child I'm takin' him out back and ending him with a gun." -Dom

 

"What am I, the vagina?" -M.M.

 

"HAVE YOU SEEN MY BDSM TEST SCORES?" -TAYAAAAAAH

 

"Gf's mom had a seizure and I'm not allowed to laugh about it" -Dom

 

"M.M. stands for Meningitis Man." -M.M.

 

"I had a wholesome family flag hanging in my room. Problem is, my family didn't agree with it."

"Wasn't it the Nazi one?"

"Yes." -Dom & Urban

 

"Who the fuck was that Swift?"

"Don't worry about it."

"Sounded like an aunt. I can tell because of how she tries to be a part of your life." -Shiggler, Swift & M.M.

 

"You're gay and nobody likes you" - Shiggler

 

"A meme only a mother could love."

"That has to go in."

"Just because it has a meme in it doesn't make it true!" -Jibber & Shiggler

 

"How are you gonna get the apples to float above your dick?" -Swift

 

"Let's take a look at my history of lovers."

"I don't want to."

"Neither do I." -Dom & M.M.

 

"What if your dick had like a 90 degree corner in it? Not a curve, just a straight corner."

"Then you can finally fit the tetris piece in your girl's cunt and make her lower half disappear" -Dom and Swift

 

"I know how I'd tell a 5 year old I want to fuck." -Dom

 

"*sigh*...Fucking Bee Movie" -Swift

 

"It's is my life" -Jon Bovi

 

"Nothing is better than putting ding dang up to a lil one with the flu and telling her the white medicine inside will make her better." -Swift

 

"I have to go to the hospital and you just want me to meme with you!" -Liz

 

"Swift's gonna die in the electric chair for diddling like 30 kids."

"In a row?" -Dom & Pickle

 

"I like having something with substance and weight in my mouth" -Swift

 

"What man is into POTENTIAL titties?" -M.M.

 

"Guess that's just more proof that women can't lead." -Pickle

 

"Vagina feels really scary if you put your hand inside it and imagine what hell looks like." -Swift

 

"I am become salt shaker, flavouring of shitty fast food fries" -Shiggler

 

"I've punched more vaginas than you." -Swift

 

"Don't go to the ocean or you'll want your dick chopped off." -Swift

 

"I am going to sexually and physically abuse the fuck out of my daughter and cause her to commit suicide." -Pickle

 

"...Are you proud of thinking you can sound like a child in orgasm?" -Swift

 

"Jesus, why don't you have a seat right over there?" -Swift

 

"I'm probably a faggot, but I'm not gay." -M.M.

 

"Where the fuck is Taya? I want to abandon her." -M.M.

 

"Why the hell is a lot of the quotebin quotes just of Swift talking complete bollocks, as per usual?"

"Because thats my entire existence."

"Well, judging half of that crap, you're not wrong..."

"Yeah, put that one into the quotebin, bitches!" -Yorkshire & Swift

 

"GO SUCK A BOOK!" -Yorkshire

 

"I'm thirsty? What kind of response is that?"

"Well, at least you finally admit it." -M.M. & Pickle

 

"I guess I could skull fuck my dog for super powers..." -M.M.

 

""It's 2016 Pickle."

"...fuck, you're right." -Swift & Pickle

 

"I'm wearing leggings with a maid outfit and there's nothing you can do to stop that" -Swift

 

"I need a girl that will throw a chair at me" -Swift

 

"I would be willing to eat $40 worth of tendies." -Swift

 

"You'd be surprised by how much ass I've eaten" -Lumber

 

"People like me who realized the falsehoods of man must have made it in order to fight against him and his oppressive views."

"I Just got tired of living the lie because of the world oppressive views of how I should act and taste like" -Pasta Doughnut

 

"What sounds worse than nails scratching on a chalk board?"

"Children." -Lasagna & M.M.

 

"Raritan sounds like the type of person to look both ways before saying 'nigga'" -M.M.

 

"You don't have to breathe through your butt hole, Pickle." -Swift

 

"Hes smart for a rock biter." -M.M.

 

"Mr. Pickle, I don't wanna be angry I wanna be aroused, fer when I am aroused I do my one thing I don't tell anyone

put a little piece of cloth with ghost eyeholes on my erect penis and pretend I have a ghost pal.

so make with the porn." -Raod

 

"How does it feel knowing a poop stick took your virginity?" -Gauge

 

"Hold on let me Bing it." -Lasagna

 

"It was like, baby's first cum enema" -Gauge

 

"Jesus died for us, he can take a cock or two" -Swift

 

"You could always hit up that short stack niche, that's some hot shit"

"Did you miss the part when I said I didn't want to be a fucking tomato?"

"Fucking tomato sounds pretty hot"

"Then go find one."

"Sound advice" -Pickle, Gauge, Swift, Gauge & York

 

"Would you skull fuck a baby to death for time stop powers?"

"I'd do it for ten dollars." -Pickle & Swift

 

"Holy shit, that is a tiny vagina." -Pickle

 

"The poop stick dog fucker" -M.M.

 

"We are god's people, we are made to fuck." -M.M.

 

"Fuck you those are my crumbs!" -Las

 

"Can you imagine a baby that changes sex inside your vagina?" -Priest

 

"I have wireless headphones"

"Yeah, you also toggle aim" -Pickle & Swift

 

"I swear to god, York is, like, stuck seven years ago when it comes to memes." -Swift

 

"I can't wait till I'm old and decrepit so I can ride these electric carts in supermarkets." -Swift

 

"Chaa, bro, just, like, nut in my butt." -Swift

 

"I am a one man gang rape." -Pickle

 

"I just want food, don't bully me!" -Pickle

 

"'More pepperoni for me' I whisper into the night." -Liz

 

"C'mon that's so Raven, tell us the future." -Swift

 

"Look, you can be gay and not be a faggot" -M.M.

 

"You are a large mass of gay" -Shiggler

 

"What's the screencap software that's opposite puush?"

"Shoove?" -Pickle & Fate

 

"I think Swift is a good person."

"No he isn't, he bought a kid drugs." -Pickle & M.M.

 

"I want to impregnate and ruin the girl who made my sandwich at Subway" -Swift

 

"Surely, all men should wear silk stocking if they want to

I wear them under my black suit so I can cosplay as a Conservative politician" -York

 

"What do you think is better, buttery rolls or butter?"

"That's the fattest thing I've ever heard." -Jibber & M.M.

 

"I hate how Zelda always has to save the princess in The Legend of Zelda"

"I will kill you" -Pickle & M.M.

 

"Not to sound like a bully.....But I felt bad having the same opinion as Pickle, because of the toggle aim and bluetooth headphones fiasco" -M.M.

 

"Oh, its fucking Biggie Cheese...." -M.M.

 

"Hi howdy hey, you dabbin' fine today?" -Swift

 

"This might sound racist but... I don't like her race" -Swift

 

"Look at all these nuts" -Swift

 

"(He's an admin. M.M. admin)

 

Yo, Mayor Marcus, he was just a hat

when his friend made a very strange chat

It was designed to hold a bunch of splat (tooon~)

 

(He's gonna ban 'em all cause he's M.M. admin)

 

When it didn't quite work, his friends they got mad

Then M.M. took a hold of that

There was a great big flood, everyone came in

There were more than 300 children

 

(Admin, admin)

 

One day he woke up right on cue

He had big bad tags and the power to mute

He could stop all speech, delete memes and ban

He was much more unique than the other clan

 

It was then that he knew what he had to do

He had to stop all the memes that were commin' through

He's here to fight for me and you!

 

He's gonna ban 'em all cause he's M.M. admin

Gonna ban 'em all cause he's M.M. admin

Gonna ban 'em all cause he's (@M.M. admin)" -Swift

 

"In space, no one can hear you meme" -Shiggler

 

"Toucans are fucking cool"

"What about three?" -Pickle & M.M.

 

"Somebody once told m-"

"To shut the fuck up? Because you should" -Pickle and Swift

 

"I may be a whore, but I am not a stealer of lemons" -Lumber

 

"Next time I see this Mercy...I'm gonna hook her, say hello and then blow her brains out!" -Swift

 

"I can't be homophobic if they're the ones in the wrong" -M.M.

 

"Oh God, I'm thinking of gay jokes and subway and I had the sudden realization that I regularly put foot-long Spicy Italians in my mouth..." -York"

 

"It's sprite porn!"

"You mean like....the soda?" -Swift & Pickle

 

"That was a top tier joke"

"More like top stupid" -Pickle & Swift

 

"I'm really curious about Asian people" -M.M.

 

"Fuck you, rain doesn't happen in real life!" -Jibber

 

"Just eat my whole ass!"

"....as opposed to eating your asshole." -Pickle & M.M.

 

"You fucking inbred"

"I don't like bread that much" -Pickle & M.M.

 

"In the words of the Virgin Mary; 'Try me bitch.'" -Pickle

 

"but jibber, some shorts could be midget pants"

". . ." -Swift & Jibber

 

"The only people who take Cosmo seriously are the same type of people who say 'If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best.' " -Monk

 

"Any person who says free instead of three and fing instead of thing needs to have their tongue surgically replaced with a piece of leather" -Swift

 

"My cousin picked up the controller and wiped my ass" -Swift

 

"I am going to launch cows at North Korea" -Lumber

 

"That's the cringiest shit I've ever read and I read fan fictions fer the story" -Raod

 

"This person chokes rabbits in their spare time" -M.M.

 

"I'm going to buy a wii U

and splatoon

and weasel my way into that chat

make everyone feel like I'm a part of them

then bam

bestiality porn" -Raod

 

"What qualifies as a penis?"

"A male genital organ"

"Are you assuming that genital organ's gender?"

"I WILL ASSUME WHATEVER I DAMN WELL PLEASE" -Swift & Lumber

 

"I am 220 pounds of death"

"When you sit on other men he pouts and contemplates beating you but is unsure if it would make you sink down into that guy or get off"

-TAYAAAAAH & Swift

 

"MAN BUNS ARE CUTE" -TAYAAAAAH

 

"Dear Mr. taya's dad

we want a chinchilla so bring one over

and then we may let yer kid live, probably

I mean look at him, theres not much of a life to live

like holy shit man, you made a flaming wreck worse than the thalidomide disaster

but still though, chinchilla please"

 

PS."this has nothing to do with me wanting to pet a chinchilla" -Raod

 

"with this bottle of painkillers here, it really makes me want to take a bunch and stop breathing."

"just because something is there doesnt mean you need to do it. like children." -Swift & M.M.

 

"Stop billing me, Killy!" -Swift

 

"CHING CHONG CHING CHONG CHING CHONG DOG!" -Lumber

 

"Fuck. I have to take a gym class."

"Just take walking."

"I don't think they have walking."

"Fine. Fast walking." -Pickle, Las, Pickle & Swift

 

"A good one is 'I can't be homophobic if they're the ones in the wrong'"

"Yeah, I'm hobophobic too"

"You're afraid of homeless people?" -M.M. & Urban

 

"I'd be a great suicide bomber" -Swift

 

"There is no mercy. Only rape." -Lumber

 

"Reeeeee!"

"Stop it, "Jibber." -Pickle & TAYAAAAAH

 

"I identify as pure rage, my pronouns are various grunts of anger" -Swift

 

"Are you saying you arent a memer?"

"I'm a Meme Master, its completely different." Pickle & Swift

 

"I don't want my dick to smell like poopy"

"Not if it's done right you dumb dumb"

"You're saying I can stick my dick in poopy butthole and it won't smell like poopy butthole, what is this?" -Swift & Pickle

 

"If I was god, you know what I'd do?"

"Bam, no more gays"

"....you know what else I'd do?" -M.M. & Swift

 

"Why can't I call him your ex-boyfriend?"

"He sent me pictures of someone else's dick, it means nothing!" -M.M. & Swift

 

"I should have made my senior quote 'Give up the emeralds or die, I don't love you'" -M.M.

 

"I'm a Zelda expert"

"You must be part of the pussy demolition brigade" -M.M. & Raod

 

"Fuck, I sought the fire but I did not dream of the burn. I am dead, Bleh" -Raod in response to getting burned

 

"you completely lost me"

"You're saying that like it's hard to do."

"If we took raod to a supermarket and turned around for a second we would hear from the intercom for the friends or family of raodsideassistance to come to customer service" -Raod, Fate & Swift

 

"Now I feel bad for respecting women..." -M.M.

 

"Is that the new trend? Just, to suck dick?" -Swift

 

"Goddammit, Wheres the dick?" -DCH

 

"well I can't say yer in the right place

but keep going you'll get it soon enough, or at least you'll stoop to the level of hiring a prostitute" -Raod

 

"I wish some simple games from that time would just get put on pc already without me having to put on five layers of vpn protection and a condom for my computer to just download a game" -Swift

 

"@Kugasari-san good job baby"

"Thanks, friend."

"C u c k e d"

"Cuckzoned" -Jchallo, Kugasari-san (Bot), DCH & Swift

 

"I just wanna squirt cum in her nose while she has a cold, then the next time she pillages a village and sneezes, she'll get someone pregernenNANTneh" -Jchallo

 

"Do you really wanna be the guy to smell a fart that doesn't exist" -Cass

 

"when I masturbate to pokemon its usually not doujins" -Avizard

 

"instant tiddies sound lovely. Imagine just pouring a jar of tit on your chest and fondle them while you listen to some podcasts. Fidget Spinner manufacturers would get B l o w n t h e f u c k o u t" -Jchallo

 

"I'm going to fuckin' kill you"

"Well get on your knees and blow my head off, see if I care." -Raod & Jchallo

 

"Can you really trust the words from a mouth that's touched dick?" -M.M.

 

"can you fucking imagine a strong retard trying to make love to you with their teeth n gums?" -DCH

 

"This dick don't fit in panties"

"Because you tried, am I right?" -M.M. & Fate

 

"Come and meet the Amazing Trap Man, Swift Monkey!"

"THE ONE, THE ONLY, TRAP MASTER, SWIIIIIFFFFTTT MONKEEEYYY"

circus music starts playing as swift just idly reads a book in the cage

He pulls out a stick, points it at random members of the auidence

"you, you and you"

"Definitely you, you're fooling no-one. With that beard..."

audience erupts into cheering -York & DCH

 

"fuck the cat

...up" -M.M.

 

"Fucking penny pinching Jew piece of shit no wonder he got crucified" -Swift

 

"The noise of him gasping for air was kinda funny to me." -TAYAAAAAAAH

 

"Go eat a glass of cup" -M.M.

 

">Get swift drunk at party

>After he passes out, the plan begins

>Strip him down, and dress him in buffalo wing costume

>Place him in kiddy pool full of ranch dress

>When he comes to, everyone dances around him wearing celery costumes and chanting 'hummina dummina, we're about to cumminya!'" -Gnome

 

"You always tell me to shut the fuck up."

"That's because you're talking." -Liz and Las

 

"That's what getting old is like, Cass."

"you become a cold nut sack?" -M.M. & Cass

 

"It's okay I can rape girls if I'm 12" -Swift

 

"Hey, over the years, I've turned wanking into an art form" -York

 

"How exactly would one fuck a door?"

"You tell it to lose the knobs and to polish yours" -York & Jchallo

 

"the fuck is wrong with you people?"

"I just hate kids!" -Pickle & M.M.

 

"No please! Don't smell my desires, the stench will choke you." -Swift

 

"Yatta!....That's cool to say, right?"

"...Yatta?" -M.M. & Swift

 

"thats how condoms work right? you put them inside the girl and they mold to her vagina?" -DCH

 

"Your pores will fill with the grease itself and you'll die that way. A fat buttery mess." -DCH

 

"Y'know its kinda weird that gay people use a rainbow as their flag, they use a natural occurrence to symbolize their unnatural desires" -M.M.

 

"Orange is not a color" -TAYAAAAAAAH

 

"Knowing this kid is going to grow up hot so you feel inclined to stick with him and his little kid dick" -Swift

 

"Trump could fart and the world would be like 'oh my god it doesn't smell presidential enough'" -Swift

 

"I could beat up a car full of little girls." -Swift

 

"I forgot my girth certificate!" -TAYAAAAAAH

 

"How much dew do you need?"

"Mountains of it" -DCH & Swift

 

"I absorb fetishes through osmosis." -Monk

 

"A dog dick dildo does not a furry make." -Pickle

 

"This tampon is so fucking soaked its like a piece of beef jerky." -Swift

 

"Guess toilet titties is never going to happen." -Swift

 

"I mostly drink savagely cultivated semen from bulls, because I feel it enhances my sexual vitality." -Gnome

 

"My penis bends down because my life is heading that way." -Jibber

 

"I have to remind myself that Thomas the tank engine is not real." -Swift

 

"I accidentally adopted a dog." -Raod

 

"My power just casually went out. That's cool I guess. But like, Rude." -M.M.

 

"I cracked my neck thinking I saw a dead caterpillar on my shoe." TAYAAAAAAAH

 

"I'm happy i can escape through a vent if someone is shooting up a building while tallfags have no choice but to put their arms by their sides and pretend they're furniture." -Swift

 

"Down syndrome girls slurp your dick like chocolate milk, makes you shiver harder than being in an electric chair." -Jchallo

 

"If I was tails, I'd fly over parks and jerk off over random people to see people briefly mistake my cum for bird shit" -Jchallo

 

"I have heated essence traversing my body swiftly" -Agozard

 

"How can I batista bomb a bitch if she throws out my back?" -Swift

 

"I watch veggietales and I kill gays all the time!" -Lasagna

 

"He can just go back in time with the time control he got from fucking his dog and be his kid self's lawyer" -Swift

 

"y'know, I gotta say I'm glad I don't have to put up with having boobs. Some women have just shitty weird little bumps, that may or may not look good, and can get away with something like a sports bra, but if you've got huge tits, or are just fat enough that they come off as big, you're getting into some shitty territory as far as finding a good fit. I see so many fat chicks who squeeze into smaller bras, just to get the spilling out cleavage look, but it just looks bad when their back fat starts to pour out over the straps. Or those chicks with weird pancake hanger tits that you'd have to roll up, and tuck into a padded bra to fill it." -Gnome

 

"y'know, I gotta say I'm glad I don't have to put up with having a dick. Some men have just shitty weird little nubs, that may or may not look like cute acorns, and can get away with something like panties to trap other guys, but if you've got a huge dick, or are just skinny enough that it comes off as big, you're getting into some shitty territory as far as finding a good fit. I see so many fat dicks who squeeze into smaller gals, just to get the gouging my insides look from their partners, but it just looks bad when their stomach fat starts to pour out over their cock. Or those guys with weird corkscrew dicks that you'd have to snap left, and tuck into a thin roll to fit it in." -Gauge

 

"I just had a shit so powerful I am adrenaline jittery." -Avizard

 

"I'm thicc with three c's." -Pickle

 

"it's about to go down son! better open that can of transberry sauce!"

"Fucking ew, I'm not eating something that can't decide what it tastes like." -Gnome & Swift

 

"If you rape someone that isn't real, no one can hear their screams." -Swift

 

"I hate cumming in my boxers while the ac is blowing, as soon as the warm load cools I get this cold goop that sticks to me." -Jchallo

 

"I like think gurl."

"How much?"

"Enough to contemplate existence after busting a 3 month held load on her think tits" -Jchallo & M.M.

 

"I found giantess doujins!"

"But have you found the lord?" -DCH & M.M.

 

"A B C D E F G, Get these homosexuals away from me." -Swift

 

"A desk can't really grip your dick like an actual human can." -Pickle

 

"Tell that to my slime girl fetish."

"I'd bet you'd fuck a pool if it had eyes floating in it." -DCH & Swift

 

“Have you ever hotboxed a room with your cockstink?! I DONT THINK SO!” -Swift

 

"T-Tomoko kun I..."

"am gonna smash that autistic pussy." -DCH & M.M.

 

"The plane didn't just insert itself gently into the building and make the building go 'oh that's hot' and fall down." -Swift

 

"Don't wrap your nutsack around your waist!" -Jibber

 

"Every time my cousin and I would sit and watch Hannah Montana he would say 'I wanna suck Emily Osment's titty milk'"-DCH

 

"Having sex with a man and knowing you're both clean means I can dump more loads in him than tide pods in a washing machine." -Pickle

 

"I call my balls the Smash Bros." -AYW

 

"Ever got a black eye from a tiddy?"

"I wish."

"It's not as pleasant as it sounds."

"Bullshit." -Monk & Gnome

 

"Oh man, you ever light a branch on fire and watch moths literally ignite touching it? Absolutely retarded creatures." -Swift

 

"Pizza hut can suck my oven baked dick." -M.M.

 

"I'm listening to anime girls to drown out the voices." -Avizard

 

"Would you rather your girl call you daddy or you call your girl mommy?"

"I wish I had a mother to call mommy." -Pickle & Vinny

 

"I-I want to make the switch but I'm afraid of commitment."

"Ugh, just like any other man, AFRAID OF COMMITMENT!"

"I wanna make a sandwich but I'm afraid of condiments." -Jibber, Jchallo & M.M.

 

"I'm not going into an ass raw dog, ever, I don't want chili on my hot dog when I'm slamming it in between some buns" -Jchallo

 

"I knew a tomoko, she was beautiful other then her arm hair, and her arm hair wasnt that bad it was kinda cute like a monkey" -Avizard

 

"What would an autistic schizophrenic be like?"

"fucked, thats what" -Swift and Avizard

 

"I’m no bible thumper cause shits too much, but I believe there be a nigga up there...plottin" -M.M.

 

"I don't know if its porn but I'm jerking off anyway." -M.M.

 

"Why can't you just have a dick like a normal girl?" -M.M.

 

"I'd make her feel hip then break her hips." -M.M.

 

"Bitch you think I care about the spelling of a sauce I don’t have?" -DCH

 

"I haven't seen a dick in 84 years." -Lady

 

"When is the wedding, I will be the prettiest flower girl."

"And when I'm done with you tonight, you'll be the prettiest flower woman."

"No this is your wedding don't rape your flower girl." -Swift & Gnome

 

"For some reason I always imagined tay as an 'older woman' like in a sexy way..." -Avizard

 

"I've never had a stronger desire for something that wasn't real, not even love from my parents." -M.M.

 

"Now excuse me, I have dung to multiply." -M.M.

 

"If it quacks like a dick." -M.M.

 

"WELL SHIT LETS TALK ABOUT IT OVER A NICE PIPING HOT CUP OF CUM!" -Swift

 

"My life is going downhill fast, extremely downhill."

"Is it because you bought Overwatch?"

"No, It’s because I just jacked off inside of a porta potty." -DCH & M.M.

 

"What is a Yeat?" -AYW

 

"One day u will find a butt for u M.M." -Lem

 

"Anorexic is S T I C C" -Las

 

"Fuck rootbeer"

"Well I'm sorry there isn't enough lemon flavored DICK in the world to appease you." -Lem & Gnome

 

"Everything I learned about black people is from Drawn Together" -Jibber

 

"While I was asleep the smoke detector went off this morning and I was sitting there contemplating if the building was on fire. I was laughing at the irony of hearing it so many times that I dont take it seriously as I fell back asleep" -M.M.

 

"See one minuit ur talking about the saints game next ur eating chexsmix outta someone's butt" -Lem

 

"I'm ok with being a pedophile but not a gay pedophile" -Swift

 

"My poop is translucent" -M.M.

 

"Hearing that makes me want to fuck her even more" -Swift

 

"Im not racist how am i being racists"

"What race is a monkey" -Lem

 

"Fucking everyone these days be chocking on nuts cause they don't know how to swallow." -Lumber

 

"Dumbledore would be busting open young wizard's hymens like there's no tomorrow. And that's a fact." -York

 

"@Quote Judge" -Las

 

"As it makes sweet love to ur ass i will make my escape." -Lem

 

"An argument between Lemons and Swift is like watching two bald men arguing over a comb. It gets nowhere fast but neither side will back down" -York

 

"Like the wind pushes stuff around but what pushes the wind" -Lem

 

"Instead of stacking bodies she out here stacking dicks" -Lem

 

“Doesn’t take a super sniffer to smell butthole buddy” -Swift

 

"The bags under my eyes are gucci" -DCH

 

"Gayday gayday we are cumming in hot UwU" -Swift

 

"Maybe it's like an oven, You leave in on for a few mins and ur kids r gonna come Sunny side up with a side of autism or somthing" -Some Sour Fruit

 

"I'mma mail a bomb to ur house"

"GG Lem, sending this to Trump"

"I'll send a bomb to them too" -Lem & M.M.

 

"if ur dead inside there are alot of people in grave yards that u can match with" -Lem

 

"I don't have love handles, I have love shelves." -York

 

"why do u have to be tall to be top thats retarded"

"How do you get on top if you're short?"

"u climb" -Lem & Swift

 

"i gotta catch the cancer to keep my job" -Lem

 

"Nothing more hot than pounding a tight ass and she screams out with a mans voice, 'FUCK ME HARDER YOU SHITSTAIN!'" -Lumber

 

"How is life with the wee cumsprout?" -York

 

"I'm dead."

"I hope u get better" -Las & Lem

 

"If i ever got dunked in the toilet at school id prolly be a school shooter bathrooms are gross." -Lem

 

"Treat someone like an actual door stopper."

"That's hot" -Lem & Lady Las

 

"Gonna be difficult, but like the blind man at an orgy I'm gonna find that hole."

"Much like the blind man, you're gonna have to feel your way around these things."

"I don't get it, why not just look where you're putting it?" -York, Lumber & Cyn

 

"Yeah I'm just listening to them argue about the holocaust..." -Wat