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What Bal-loony!

By DatZigga
Created: 2021-07-16 21:31:33
Updated: 2021-04-19 19:53:25
Expiry: Never

  1. 1.
    >Be Anon
  2. 2.
    >You’re tired as hell from working Sweet Apple Acres and can’t wait to pass out on your bed.
  3. 3.
    >You reach to open your front door, when you hear something peculiar.
  4. 4.
    >It sounds like...squeaking?
  5. 5.
    >To be fair, you were having a bit of a mice problem.
  6. 6.
    >You we’re going to do some amateur pest control until Fluttershy caught the faintest scent of your bloodlust.
  7. 7.
    >Though, this squeaking sounds different.
  8. 8.
    >It sounds artificial.
  9. 9.
    >You open the door, the sound becoming much more clear.
  10. 10.
    >Definitely squeaking.
  11. 11.
    >Slow too.
  12. 12.
    >Almost like someone was taking long, hard strokes.
  13. 13.
    >You take a single step.
  14. 14.
    >The squeaking stops.
  15. 15.
    >You wait.
  16. 16.
    >...
  17. 17.
    >Silence.
  18. 18.
    >Then, the squeaking comes back, a little faster than before.
  19. 19.
    >You exhale, already tired of whatever horsefuckery you’re inevitably going to find.
  20. 20.
    >You inch towards your bedroom door, where the sounds appear to be emanating from.
  21. 21.
    >As you get closer, you hear panting and moaning.
  22. 22.
    >You roll your eyes.
  23. 23.
    >It’s probably Fluttershy again, doing horrible, unspeakable evils to a poor mouse.
  24. 24.
    >You’ve done this song and dance before, so you waste no time.
  25. 25.
    >You open the door unceremoniously.
  26. 26.
    >You stare.
  27. 27.
    >Pinkie Pie sits atop your bed with a head-sized, green balloon with a question mark written in marker.
  28. 28.
    >Between her legs.
  29. 29.
    >She looks up at you, her face flushed from embarrassment and exhaustion.
  30. 30.
    >”O-okay, I know what it looks like and...”
  31. 31.
    >She hesitates, looking around the room, possibly for an escape.
  32. 32.
    >Her head limply falls, her hair deflating just a little.
  33. 33.
    >”...It’s exactly what it looks like.”
  34. 34.
    >You stare at the pony for a moment.
  35. 35.
    >You suck your teeth.
  36. 36.
    “Fucking looners.”

What Bal-loony!

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