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/bootleg/ Concerned Pony shorts

By NHanon
Created: 2021-04-21 18:19:55
Expiry: Never

  1. 1.
    "Now where did she go?"
  2. 2.
    >As you're peering around the table, some movement from the candy bowl catches your eye.
  3. 3.
    >*muffled sounds of distress*
  4. 4.
    "Oh."
  5. 5.
    >You push aside the top lair and find Concerned Pony looking up at you.
  6. 6.
    "Having fun?"
  7. 7.
    >"Anon, I'm so glad you found me! I'm not sure how much longer I would've lasted."
  8. 8.
    >Though she says that, her face is still the usual look of concern.
  9. 9.
    "How'd this even happen?"
  10. 10.
    >"I was looking through the candy and accidentally fell in."
  11. 11.
    "You fell?"
  12. 12.
    >"Yes."
  13. 13.
    >Clint Eastwood.png
  14. 14.
    >"Okay fine, I wanted to see what it would be like to be smothered by love."
  15. 15.
    >Smiling, you rest your chin on your hand.
  16. 16.
    "You could've just asked you know."
  17. 17.
    >"That's different, I thought the candy was made with love."
  18. 18.
    "...more like chalk..."
  19. 19.
    >"What was that?"
  20. 20.
    "Nothing."
  21. 21.
    >"Can you get me out please? I'm not sure I can stand another minute in here."
  22. 22.
    "Yeah, one sec."
  23. 23.
    >Reaching in, you pluck her effortlessly from the bowl and set her next to it.
  24. 24.
    >"Much better, thanks."
  25. 25.
    "You're welcome, but next time ask before you go exploring the depths of the candy bowl."
  26. 26.
    >"Oh ha ha, so funny..."
  27. 27.
     
  28. 28.
    ******
  29. 29.
     
  30. 30.
    >From how long she's been looking out that window, it has you curious.
  31. 31.
    "Something interesting going on out there?"
  32. 32.
    >She turns her attention to you, still wearing that concerned expression as usual.
  33. 33.
    >"Nothing too much, just watching a family of robins by the bird feeder."
  34. 34.
    "Oh cool, didn't expect them back so soon."
  35. 35.
    >"That's because spring came early this year."
  36. 36.
    "True."
  37. 37.
    >Getting up from the couch, you join her by the window.
  38. 38.
    >She points to the bird feeder in the yard, "See?"
  39. 39.
    “Yeah I do, guess when I go to the store later, I’ll pick up some seeds to refill it.”
  40. 40.
    >"Can I come?"
  41. 41.
    >Her voice betrays her expression, but you're certain she would like the car ride.
  42. 42.
    "Of course you can-"
  43. 43.
    >"Woohoo!"
  44. 44.
    "-but you're still going to have to ride in the car seat."
  45. 45.
    >"Aw come on, Anon."
  46. 46.
    "Them's the rules, you know that."
  47. 47.
    >"Please..."
  48. 48.
    "Did you forget what happened last time we tried that?"
  49. 49.
    >"It will be different this time, I promise!"
  50. 50.
    "I don't know..."
  51. 51.
    >Concerned Pony grabs onto your shirt, "Please please please!"
  52. 52.
    >Darn this little horse, she always manages to make you crack too easily.
  53. 53.
    >Sighing, you're probably going to regret this later.
  54. 54.
    "Fine..."
  55. 55.
    >"Yay!"
  56. 56.
    "But if you fall in-between the seats again you're going back to riding in the car seat."
  57. 57.
    >"Like I said before, I promise it won't happen again."
  58. 58.
    "Gonna hold you to that."
  59. 59.
    >She nods rapidly, drawing a smile across your face.
  60. 60.
    >With that settled, the both of you go back to bird watching.
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  62. 62.
    ******
  63. 63.
     
  64. 64.
    >It’s cool spring afternoon, sun is shining, birds are singing.
  65. 65.
    >Overall, it’s a beautiful day.
  66. 66.
    >And you’re currently spending it inside, going through threads on a Mongolian horse whispering forum.
  67. 67.
    >Despite that, things are starting to feel a bit boring.
  68. 68.
    >Only one thing can remedy this growing problem.
  69. 69.
    >Digging through your folders, you find the perfect picture for such an occasion.
  70. 70.
    >With it and a few words, you reply to a random post.
  71. 71.
    >thefirerises.jpg
  72. 72.
    >Just as expected, it ignites a rage similar to a tendy deprived autist.
  73. 73.
    >Feeling satisfied from your efforts, you sit back and smile at the resulting fall out.
  74. 74.
    >Another day, another shit post made, such is the life of being Anonymous.
  75. 75.
    >”Anon, help me!”
  76. 76.
    >Your current funzies will have to wait though.
  77. 77.
    “Huh?”
  78. 78.
    >Quickly tearing your attention away, you look around the room in haste.
  79. 79.
    >As your eyes search about, you don’t seem to spot her anywhere.
  80. 80.
    “Uh, where are you?”
  81. 81.
    >”Up here, hurry!”
  82. 82.
    >Following the source, you’re finally able to see her little powder blue form.
  83. 83.
    >You nearly do a double take in the process, she’s in the last place you least expected.
  84. 84.
    >The top of the bookshelves.
  85. 85.
    “What the – how’d you even get up there?”
  86. 86.
    >She waves her hooves about frantically, “Just help me down, I’m scared!”
  87. 87.
    >This is one of those rare times that her expression fits the situation perfectly.
  88. 88.
    >There is no time to joke around however, she needs your help and fast.
  89. 89.
    >You get up from your chair and rush over to her.
  90. 90.
    >Just one problem though, the top of the shelf is just out of your reach.
  91. 91.
    >Curse your manlet status!
  92. 92.
    >”Anon what are you doing?!”
  93. 93.
    “Alright, stay calm and don’t move, I’ll go get something to help out.”
  94. 94.
    >”Please hurry!” She squeaks out from the top.
  95. 95.
    >Nodding, you dart off into the kitchen and grab a stepping stool before returning back.
  96. 96.
    “I’m back, be right there, just hold on.”
  97. 97.
     
  98. 98.
    >She lets out another squeak as you say that.
  99. 99.
    >Thankfully, you get to the top (albeit a little shaky) and see her at last.
  100. 100.
    >Concerned Pony is huddled against the wall, shaking like a little chihuahua.
  101. 101.
    “I’m right here, just give me a sec to get to you.”
  102. 102.
    >Giving a reassuring smile, you hold your hand to her.
  103. 103.
    >Still shaking, her eyes remain glued to you and doesn’t move from the wall.
  104. 104.
    >After waiting for several seconds, you motion to her.
  105. 105.
    “What are you waiting for? Hop on, I got you.”
  106. 106.
    >At that, she somehow shrinks further back and mumbles something out.
  107. 107.
    “Sorry what?”
  108. 108.
    >Her voice is barely above a whisper as she replies, ”...I’m too scared to move…”
  109. 109.
    >Oh for the love of…
  110. 110.
    >Gotta be patient with her Anon, she is a little pony after all.
  111. 111.
    >Keeping your composure, you gingerly pick her up and bring her close to your chest.
  112. 112.
    >The second she makes contact, she clings to you like a child, shivering all the while.
  113. 113.
    >Slowly, you return to the safety of the floor with her.
  114. 114.
    “It’s alright, I’m here, you’re safe.”
  115. 115.
    >She mumbles something unintelligible into your shirt.
  116. 116.
    >Not much more can be done till she calms down.
  117. 117.
    >Until then, you go sit on the couch with her.
  118. 118.
    >You stroke her little braided mane, causing her to shudder briefly.
  119. 119.
    “Shh… it’s okay.”
  120. 120.
    >While you continue your gentle care to her, you see several notifications pop up on the screen.
  121. 121.
    >No doubt it’s more replies from the butthurt you caused.
  122. 122.
    >Well at least you’re far from bored anymore.
  123. 123.
    >You look back to Concerned Pony and see she is starting to finally relax a little.
  124. 124.
    >She slowly looks up at you, still wearing her ever permanent expression.
  125. 125.
    “Feeling better?”
  126. 126.
    >”Mhm, th-thank you for rescuing me.”
  127. 127.
    >Smiling, you nod.
  128. 128.
    “Anytime.”
  129. 129.
    >For a time, the two of you sit there in silence.
  130. 130.
    >However, the nagging question returns to the front of your mind, begging to be answered.
  131. 131.
    “So mind telling me how you got up there?”
  132. 132.
    >Without missing a beat she states, ”I climbed.”
  133. 133.
    “You climbed?”
  134. 134.
     
  135. 135.
    >She nods slowly like it’s something completely normal for her.
  136. 136.
    >As you continue to look at her, you frown.
  137. 137.
    “Okay enough joking, how did you do it, seriously?”
  138. 138.
    >”I’m not joking, I told you how I did it.”
  139. 139.
    “That doesn’t make any sense, I can’t even see a way /you/ could even climb up that thing.”
  140. 140.
    >Pulling back from your shirt, she points to the top of the shelf.
  141. 141.
    >”I didn’t climb up the side, I climbed along the wire to reach it.”
  142. 142.
    >As you’re trying to follow what she’s saying, you now notice it.
  143. 143.
    >The wire you run along the wall for your speakers.
  144. 144.
    >”See what I’m talking about now?”
  145. 145.
    “Huh… well yeah, now I do.”
  146. 146.
    >Nodding contentedly, she goes back to laying on your chest.
  147. 147.
    >Though as you two return to the comfort of silence, more questions bubble to the surface.
  148. 148.
    >Ones that you can’t but help to ask.
  149. 149.
    “If you’re so afraid of heights, why’d you even go up there?”
  150. 150.
    >Sighing, she shifts a little before answering.
  151. 151.
    >”I wanted to overlook the entire room from the highest place I could reach.”
  152. 152.
    “Fair enough, though you could have asked me for help first.”
  153. 153.
    >”I would’ve, but I wanted to try it on my own since I ask for your help in so many other things.”
  154. 154.
    >Nodding, you go back to stroking her little mane, causing her to let out a sigh of contentment.
  155. 155.
    “I’m guessing you didn’t expect to get stuck?”
  156. 156.
    >”Mhm…”
  157. 157.
    >As she says that, a couple more notifications pop up, but you ignore them.
  158. 158.
    >Taking a slow deep breath in; out, you look back down to her.
  159. 159.
    >She looks so cute laying there.
  160. 160.
    >It draws a large smile across your face.
  161. 161.
    “Well at least you learned your lesson, didn’t you.”
  162. 162.
    >She doesn’t say anything, remaining silent instead.
  163. 163.
    >Odd.
  164. 164.
    >You adjust yourself somewhat to get a better look at her face.
  165. 165.
    >That’s when you notice her eyes are closed.
  166. 166.
    “Did you fall asleep?”
  167. 167.
    >”Zzz…”
  168. 168.
    >Chuckling, you shake your head slowly.
  169. 169.
    “Should’ve figured that would tire you out, oh well.”
  170. 170.
    >Today’s another wonderful day, one you share with Concerned Pony.

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