Packing for heat


                                            >Be the one and only

                                            >Anon

                                            >In your home in Equestria

                                            >Having an amazing day

                                            >Today is gonna be the best

                                            >You can feel it in your bones

                                            >Today is yours and nothing will stop you from taking it

                                            >You know this as you sit on your couch and contemplate how your going to take today by the horns and flip it on it's back

                                            >You feel the raw power emanate from your very being

                                            >Nothing can hold you back

                                            >Nothing

                                            >As you get ready to leave the couch behind and show the world you mean business, you notice something off

                                            >On the other half of the couch there is something that doesn't belong

                                            >Something that wasn't there before

                                            >A dakimakura

                                            >A Discord dakimakura

                                            >All your confidence and bravado that your previously held leaves you instantaneously

                                            >You slouch a little and rub the side of your face wearily

                                            "What do you want Discord?" you call out to the ominous daki

                                            >As if on cue the daki stands straight up and Discord bursts out of it with a wide grin and a blast of confetti that rains down all over your living room

                                            >"Anon! My favorite green friend! You're senes are as sharp as ever! How did you know that I was hiding here?"

                                            "You already know the answer to that question, so lets just cut to the chase, what do you want from me?" you ask grumpily

                                            >Discord recoils slightly "My my, it seems like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. I was just on my way to the train station, and I figured I would pay my good friend a visit and see how his day was going."

                                            "That is such a load shit and you know it! The only time you ever come to see me is when you wanna fuck around with me or make me look like a fool in front of everypony!"

                                            >You jab your finger at Discord who happens to materialized a halo around his head and is currently whistling inconspicuously

                                            "And dont you even think for a moment I have forgotten how you made all my clothes disappear in front of everypony at Pinkie Pies last party." you seethe with an amount of venom that would put a manticore to shame

                                            >Discord rolls his eyes and pluck the halo from around his head and twirls it around his fingers

                                            >"I cant believe your still hung up on that. The only reason I did that is because everypony had matching outfits except you, and I didnt want you to feel left out or embarrassed. Besides nopony was complaining about your nudity but you! If anything I think it was pretty well received. I mean you should hear how often Fluttershy brings it up during tea! All good things I assure you." Discord winks

                                            >You feel your face go slightly red with embarrassment, but fortunately your still pretty angry

                                            "You know exactly what you were doing and so do I! If your gonna screw with me just so you can get your sick kicks, go ahead and do it already! I have shit I gotta do today."

                                            >Discord sits down on your couch and solemnly looks down at the floorboards as if he were contemplating an inner sadness that you knew nothing about

                                            >"You know Anon....do you ever think that maybe the reason I play little tricks on you is becuase I want you to notice me and for you to be my friend?"

                                            "No, that isnt why you do it, you do it because your sadistic and you love causing mayhem so you can enjoy your own twisted laughs." You state matter of factly

                                            >Discord's expression quickly reverts to its joker self "Well thats only a part of it! There are other parts to! I also like to sometimes incorporate a valuable lesson into my chaos, and I do also use it to get friends and by extension attention sometimes! Some of that last part is true for the pranks I pulled on you as well!"

                                            >Discord teleports next to you and puts his arm around your shoulder "I mean I was right there next to you in the nude when I exposed all your bare humanness to the world! We were like brothers in arms! Not afraid to show Equestria what we are made of!"

                                            >You kind of wanna strangle this draconequus right now

                                            You let out a sigh seeing as how you cant win with this guy "I'll say this again Discord, what do you want from me?"

                                            >Discord takes his hand from your shoulder and walks over to the door, he snaps his fingers and a suitcase poofs in next to him "Oh nothing really, just wanted to see if you were finished packing, thats all."

                                            "Packing? Why would I be packing?"

                                            >"To get out of ponyville of course! I mean, you are leaving Ponyville right? Oh what am I saying!? Of course, your leaving Ponyville, no man in their right mind would stay here knowing how hot its about to get in a couple hours!"

                                            >Your anger slightly subsides as it is slowly replaced with confusion

                                            "Ok, stop being cryptic for a moment and tell me what the hell are you talking about."

                                            >Discords expression suddenly becomes serious and a little uneasy "Oh my Anon, do you not really know?

                                            "Know? What the hell am I supposed to know!?"

                                            >Discord brings his talon up to his beard and strokes it quizzically "My this isnt good, this is really not good. I could have sworn I told everypony" He mutters to himself

                                            >You start to feel your agitation return to you

                                            "What! What is it! Tell me already damn it!"

                                            >Discord snaps his fingers and a lit light appears above his head "That's right! I did tell everyPONY, but you're not a pony so I didn't tell you! That's why you dont know about the ferocious heat wave about to hit ponyville! Silly me, I'll have to make sure to tell everyBODY next time!

                                            "Heat wave? You mean like the weather?"

                                            >"Oh no no no Anon, this is a different kind of heat wave! One of the carnal sort. And its going to be affecting all the mares in the town in just a few minu- I mean hours! Surely you have read a few greens on this very subject no?

                                            >Discord drops a fat stack of papers on your coffe table

                                            >The papers seemed to all be covered with >green text "Pretty soon all the mares in Ponyville are going to be tearing up the town in search of some poor stallion that they can ravage for the entire length of their weakness!" Discord says this with the wideist smile you have seen on him yet

                                            "Y-you mean like estrus? D-do all mares even go through heat at the same? I know its seasonal...but surely not everypony will turn at the same time..right?"

                                            >Discord shrugs "Whos to say Anon? The inner workings of a mare are surely a wonderful yet mysterious thing! There isnt really any way for us to tell how this wave is gonna affect everypony or if it will for that matter. All I know is that my chaos radar was going nuts because of this wave so I figured as the protector of Equestria and by extension Ponyville I had a duty to make sure all the stallions were evacuated before this thing hits!" Discord kneels down to face level and whispers to you "I also did a little looking and between you and me this heat wave seems like its gonna be one heck of a hot one! Almost abnormaly so, as if someone had used a little magic to crank up its intensity two fold and then add a contagious element into the mix. Not that thats what happened however, I mean who would have the kind of magical reality warping power to pull off that kind of thing?"

                                            "Ok so, a few things, why didnt I get evacuated as well?"

                                            >"Must of slipped my mind like with how I forgot to tell the non-ponys, I can be so forgetful sometimes! Dont worry, I'll make sure to remeber you for next time!"

                                            "What about Spike, are you saying Spike is still here in Ponyville?

                                            >"What? Of course not! He was one of the first to be evacuated. You should have seen much he insisted on taking shelter at Rarity's house." Discord nudges you with his elbow "But I knew what that old horndog was up to so I made sure he got taken to a safe place with all the others."

                                            "So you managed to remeber Spike, but not me....ok, so are you going to evacuate me now?"

                                            >Discord retrieves an oversized pocket watch from nowhere and looks at it "Oh I would love to Anon, but I got a train to catch so I dont have any time unfortunately. Just dont go outside for a few days and you might me fine....maybe."

                                            "You said I got a few hours before this thing hits, I could probably also catch the train if I really hurry."

                                            >Discord raises an eyebrow and flips his clock upside down "Oh silly me, I seemed to have made a mistake! You acttually only have a few minutes!" Discord chuckles "Minutes, not hours! Im so bad when it comes to reading military time. Sorry about the confusion Anon."

                                            "Your fucking with me again, your orchestrating this whole thing to fuck with me again I know it!"

                                            >You feel a small weight placed on top of your head, it being a tin foil hat

                                            >"Calm down Anonymouse, what makes you think im behind all of this? What would I have to gain from trapping you in a town full of some of the horniest mares in Equestria? Im not even going to be here to watch! I have more important things to take care of." At the end of his sentence discord snaps his finger and he is suddenly waering a checkered, black-and-sea-foam-green robe with a black katana strapped to his side. "Oh but if anything """interesting""" does happen to you, make sure you catch it on video!" Discord snaps his fingers again and a small video camrea falls into your hands "I know a few individuals that are willing to pay top dollar for interspecies footage!"

                                            >You give him your best death glare showing your unamused self

                                            >"Oh Anon, your making a bigger stink out of this than it really is. Just dont go outside and you want get your private parts bulldozed by everymare in Ponyville! I mean honestly, I thought you would be into that sort of thing."

                                            >Ayo, hol up, the assholeonequus has point, you are kind of into that sort of thing. Your desposition brightens slightly as you finally realize the bigger picture here

                                            >"Just dont let anyone into your house and your precious human purity should go undifiled by those sex crazed mares lurking out there! Its as simple as that."

                                            "Alright , alright, I think I understand. Just stay at home for a few days until this whole thing blows over."

                                            >"Exactly, that all there is to it Anonymous."

                                            In a false gesture you bring your hand up to the side of your head as if you had forgot something important "Oh shit, I forgot Rainbow and I were gonna have our bro out today at my house! Shit I cant just cancel that out of nowhere becuase of her thing, that would be very un-bro like. Maybe it will be fine if I just hang with her a little bit and then send her home..."

                                            >Discord calks an eyebrow at you

                                            You snap your fingers in false realization "Oh, and AppleJack usually come over to pick me up for work on the farm! Well I'll just have to invite her inside and explain I need a few day off until this whole thing is over with, she will understand." You feel your grin widen with the thought of each lewd confrontation you might have with your friends.

                                            >Discord is now frowning obviously un-amused for some reason

                                            "And then Pinkie Pie just likes to pop up in my house every now and then.....usualy when I'm naked for some reason.....well im sure she will respect my boundries and keep the poping up to a minimum. Oh and then I do have an overdue book I gotta return to Twilight, she usally comes around eventually to collect them, cant say I know where it is in here exactly. Ah and my clothes delivery from Rarity......."

                                            >Discord in an obviously soured tone shakes his head "My, my Anon im shocked, if I didnt know any better I would say you where thinking of taking advantage of your friends during their moment of weakness."

                                            "What? No....I mean if any of them did try anything, I would obviously and respectfully decline!"

                                            >"Uh huh."

                                            "And I mean if they tried to overpower me, I would obviously put up a fight! I wouldnt just let them have their way with me or anything!"

                                            >"Mmmmm hmmmm

                                            "I mean whose to say who would win in that scenario? I have been feeling a little ill as of late, so I might not be up to my full strength, but I think I got enought stamina to las- to protect myself. Im pretty sure I got this whole situation under control!"

                                            >Discord rolls his eyes so much that they fall out of his head and bounce on the floor as if they where balls of rubber. He bends down to pick them up and puts them back in their sockets "Well based on your claims, it does seem like you have this whole sitution """""Under Control""""", buuuuuuuuuuut since you and me are the best of pals im gonna give you a little trump card in case things get too under control for you."

                                            >Discord shoves a claw into a mysterious pocket on the side of his body and begins furiously digging for something "Hmmm where did I put it?" All manner of cartoonish can be heard as he continues searching for his mystery object "No, thats not it.....I think it was around here.....hmmmmm AH here we are!" Discord takes his hand from out of his pocket and shows you some wierd metal cage

                                            >You observe the object and frankly you are disturbed and repulsed, It is one of those chastiy cages for men, but this one had a little metal plate on the base with Discords smiling face engraved upon it

                                            >"Just put this bad boy on and your risk of you falling victim to a mares furious lust drops to zero! It has a lock and everything, and the only way to open it is this key that I will be wearing around my neck!" Discord flashes in new necklace which has tiny hand cuff looking key dangling around it. "Pretty ingenius I must say!"

                                            You give discord a dead pan glare "There is no way in hell that I am wearing the cuck cage."

                                            >Discord smirks "Well, if thats the case, I mean we can always go with plan B, that wouldnt be my first choice, but it seems like we are all out of options."

                                            "Plan B? What the hell is plan B?"

                                            >"This!" Discord snaps his fingers and suddenly you drop to the floor in pain, as if somebody had just point blank kicked you in the balls

                                            "Ugh.........what.......the.......fuck.....did.....you do?" the pain is immense, but it slowly fades

                                            >"Oh, sorry about that Anon, just a little side effect from the spell, it will wear of pretty quickly."

                                            >You manage to pull yourself back to your feet, but you have to lean on your couch for support. You reach a free hand down your pants to check for damage, but everything seems rather.....normal.

                                            "You son of a bitch, that hurt like hell, what did you do to me?!"

                                            >"Just a simple spell really, I tied your life force to the seamen count in your testicals. If you where to expel any significant amount than you would probably fall over and perish. Nothing to amazing"

                                            You cant believe what you just heard, thats so outlandish he has to be fucking with you. "Thats so fucked, I dont fucking believe you, you probably just wanted to make an excuse to hit me in the balls becuase your an asshole!"

                                            >"Oh but im not lieing anon! Chaos's honer!" Discord holds three fingers up making the scout's honor sign

                                            >You are finally able to compose yourself normally and you seriously consider strangling this dumpster dragon whatever

                                            "Like I would believe any of the shit that you swear by! Hurry up and get the fuck out of my house!"

                                            >"Hmmmm seems like you really dont believe me then, guess I'll have to give you an example." Discord materilizes a rubber glove and with a long stretching motion, stretches it over one of his hands as he slowly approaches you

                                            "Woah, hold the fuck up, what are you planing on doing!? Dont come near me!" You feel yourself start to panic at the idea of being sexually assualted by this gross old draconequus

                                            >"Im just gonna show you what happens when you ejaculate." With his golved hand, Discord reaches behind his head and pulls down a zipper from the back of his head down to his chest.

                                            >His skin falls to the floor as if it where a dress  and what stands where Discord once stood was something else.

                                            >It looked kind of like Discord, but it wasnt. It is deffinetly a draconequus, but more girly in appearance. It was more slender and femine as well as having a large amount of white silky hair pooling over her face

                                            "D-discord?" you ask hesitantly

                                            >Yes, but mostly no! Its Eris actually, but you can call me whatever makes you happy while I work you over!" This not Discord person continues to approach you with an eager look on her face

                                            "W-wait a minute! Are you Discord or are you a girl or guy or wh-what are you! And whatever your thinking of doing, im not really into trannys so just back off for a moment!"

                                            >Eris pauses "You seem pretty confused Anon. Let me explain, Discord is the guy me, and Eris is the girl me! I switch back and forth depending on the sitution. I really only switch when im going to reversed gender universes, but since we are such good friends, I dont mind swithcing for you. Now drop those pants!"

                                            "N-no way! Im not into dudes!"

                                            >Eris lets out a chuckle "Jeez, dont worry about the little details Anon, and if it makes you feel any better, when I finally decided to start personifying chaos, Eris existed three fractions of a second before Discord did! So technically I was her before I was him! Now hurry up and pull it out, I gotta train to catch!"

                                            "Im.....still very much on the fence about this for multiple reasons!"

                                            >"Oh wait, I just remeberd a party trick that I have." Eris snaps her fingers and suddenly all your clothes dissapear from your body leaving you nude