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(RGR) The Bon Suppremacy by Anonymous

By Codekek
Created: 2021-05-02 03:21:36
Expiry: Never

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    From threads No.27544684 and No.27570038
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    >Be Agent Sweetie Drops
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    >You've been tasked with trailing the human to find out if he's a threat
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    >You know better than to underestimate him just because he's male
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    >After all, how many homme fatales have you faced off against?
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    >14
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    >14 homme fatales
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    >You almost regret throwing the last one into a working printing press during your big fight-
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    >You try not to think about it
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    >You've got a job to do, no time wallowing in memory
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    >Be Anon
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    >You've been hanging out with Lyra, the coolest lesbian in town
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    >Apparently Bon Bon is doing something silly today
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    >You'll have to invite them over for dinner sometime
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    >You make a mean tomato sauce!
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    >Be Anon
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    >Well, this dinner party didn't go as planned
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    >Bonbon accidentally poured the tomato sauce down the sink!
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    >But it's okay, she offered to take you all to a restaurant instead
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    >It's a nice enough place, although there are a lot of mares in fedoras and trenchcoats around
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    >The food is pretty good too
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    >This soup is nice and garlicky, just the way you like it
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    >You'll have to come here more often
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    >Be Agent Sweetie Drops
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    >Target has been neutralized
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    >He won't know what's wrong until it's too late
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    >You'd feel bad at killing such a handsome stallion
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    >Especially one Lyra is getting on with so well
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    >But you buried your emotions long ago
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    >All that matters is that Equestria is safe
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    >Even if your bed is big and empty at night
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    >Be Agent Sweetie Drops
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    >Target has not been neutralized
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    >Anon excused himself and ran off to the colt's room, doubtless to purge his stomach of the poison
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    >You'll have to figure out something else
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    >Every moment he lives is another moment of danger for yourself and Equestria
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    >Be Anon
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    >You REALLY need to pee
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    >Be Agent Sweetie Drops
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    >You fucked up
  53. 53.
    >You knew, as a license apothecary, Anon could legally grow all sorts of dangerous plants
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    >He obviously recognized the taste of garlic, and quickly administered the antidote
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    >Damned sly colt
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    >And now he knew that you knew about his activities
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    >You have only one chance to survive, and more importantly, complete the assignment
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    >While Lyra is asleep, you load up your gear and slip out the back door
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    >You'll get Anon, or he'll get you
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    >That's how it is in this business
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    >Be Anon
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    >You were chopping onions for tomorrow's stew when you notice motion outside
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    >Is that Bonbon creeping around your bushes?
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    >Silly horse, does she want to apologize again even though you've forgiven her?
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    >You flick on the porch light and go out to meet her, onion juice dripping from your knife
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    >Be Agent Sweetie Drops
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    >The next few seconds happen in a flash
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    >Literally, as Anon turns on his porch light, blinding you in your nightvision goggles
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    >You should've known he'd be watching, waiting for you
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    >You catch a glimpse of a knife in his hand as you struggle to remove your goggles and defend yourself at the same time
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    >His strong arms wrap around you and begin to squeeze, displaying the brutish strength of his primate race
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    >Without thinking, you jam your hoof down on where you presume his crotch is
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    >He yelps in pain, letting you fall out of his deadly embrace
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    >A dirty move, but there are no rules in this game
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    >While he sinks to his knees, you wrench the knife from his hand and throw it into the bushes
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    >Sliding your crossbow from its holster, you notch a bolt, aim, and
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    >Be Anon
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    >Your family jewels may never be the same
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    >Fucking strong horse hooves
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    >You shouldn't have grabbed her like that, not when she was already freaked out
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    >You think you're going to puke
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    >Yep
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    >Just as you squeeze the trigger, Anon does... something
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    >He opens his mouth and a disgusting-smelling liquid pours out, splashing the ground and your hooves
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    >You fire wildly in shock, the bolt flying uselessly off into the distance
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    >You take a step back, only to notice the thick material of your combat boots dissolving to reveal your tactical socks
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    >Of course he can spit acid
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    >Why not
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    >You decide it's time to make a tactical retreat
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    >Be Anon
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    >You just puked on your little horse friend
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    >She just wanted to apologize
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    >Or steal your underwear, who knows
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    >Either way, you'll have to apologize now
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    >But she doesn't seem to be here
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    >Probably ran off when you started barfing
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    >Be Agent Sweetie Drops
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    >You've failed to neutralize the target
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    >Now he's doubtless contacting his superiors in Humania for backup or extraction
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    >And you'll have to face your own superiors for the same
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    >And... You just realized you forgot your crossbow
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    >Be Anon
  115. 115.
    >While cleaning up your little mess, you discovered a tiny horse-sized crossbow
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    >Bonbon must've dropped it
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    >Can't be too careful after dark
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    >Thou art Princess Luna
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    >Thou dost rarely speaketh this way, save for when thou art infuriated
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    >Thou art most infuriated right now
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    "Knave! Can'st thou not destroy a simple colt?! Now he has surely retreated, we shalt never catch him!"
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    >You are Agent Sweetie Drops
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    >Your teats are in agony right now
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    >You don't think they'll ever be un-twisted
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    >But Princess Luna promised you reinforcement
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    >And you've received it
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    >Be Fleur de Lis
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    >Special Agent for the Princess
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    >Apparently this rookie agent can't perform a simple liquidation
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    >No matter, with your superior femininity, you shall prevail against this pathetic, masculine foe
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    >And maybe get your clit sucked while you're at it
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    >Be Anon
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    >You stopped by Bonbon's house to apologize and return her crossbow, but no one was home
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    >So you headed to the bar
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    >Because fuck it, it's ten in the morning and you don't work today
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    >Now, seated at your favorite stool, nursing a mug of hot cider, you start to wonder where Bonbon even got that crossbow
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    >It sure didn't look like the ones in the local hunting store
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    >It almost looked military, all black and-
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    >"Hey there cutie, can I buy you a drink?"
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    >Be Fleur
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    >Easy as apple pie
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    >You acquired the target, bought him drink after drink, and have now brought him back to your hotel room
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    >You'll have your way with him, and then you'll complete the mission
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    >You see the little slut's tent in his pants
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    >Oh, how you can't wait to take those off
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    >You are Fleur de Lis, the most glamorous assassin in Equestria
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    >You can't feel your legs
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    >Your ass hurts
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    >As does your marehole
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    >And your throat
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    >Your mane, tail, and hooves are all sticky too
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    >Perhaps you'll have to deal with this the old fashioned way
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    >When you try and move, however, Anon's strong arms pull you back into his warm embrace
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    >M-maybe you can deal with him tomorrow
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    >Be Agent Sweetie Drops
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    >You knew Agent Fleur couldn't handle this
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    >She uses her own name as a codename, for Celestia's sake!
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    >She's lucky to be alive, that he didn't find some way of killing her during that quite frankly amazing sex they have
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    >You'll teach her a lesson
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    >The salt packet you pour into Anon's mouth contains enough sodium to kill a manticore
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    >His veins will collapse, and he'll die quietly in his sleep
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    >Tomorrow morning will be a morning Fleur never forgets
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    >You never quite forget the first time you wake up next to a corpse
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    >Your mouth tastes extremely dry and salty, so you must be Anon
  176. 176.
    >Reluctantly abandoning your pony teddy, you head to the kitchenette and pour yourself a glass of water
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    >Maybe you'll make breakfast too, you were never the 'gone by dawn' kind of guy
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    >Be Agent Fleur, the sleepiest, sorest, happiest assassin in the world
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    >You feel slightly colder, more exposed
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    >Has Anon left already?
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    >Wait
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    >Anon!
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    >As quickly as you can, you slide into a sitting position and get off the bed
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    >Your fur feels extremely gross
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    >You'll need a bath later
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    >But first, there's a loose end to tie up
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    >You creep through the suite as quietly as you can in your bloated and abused state
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    >Aha!
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    >You spot that fine piece of ass in the kitchen, working over a sizzling frying pan
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    >He brings an egg out of the pan and slaps it on a piece of toast
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    >Egg sandwiches, which you easily recognize as a staple of carnivore diets everywhere
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    >And then he pulls out a tomato, slices it, and wraps it in lettuce
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    >He places the packet between slices of toast, and places it on another plate
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    >That's your breakfast, you realize
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    >A breakfast of doom
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    >Be Anon
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    >You had to buy eggs from a carnivore specialty store, so you doubt Fleur would like one
  201. 201.
    >You popped down to your apothecary store and grabbed some fresh veggies for her
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    >You're sure she'll appreciate this
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    >You are Agent Sweetie Drops
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    >And apparently Anon is immune to salt
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    >Because why the fuck not
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    >You watched him all goddamn night, waiting for the moment he'd slip away
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    >You just had to see the look on Fleur's face when she realized he wasn't breathing
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    >But of course he didn't die
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    >Of course he's still alive
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    >You watched him get up, shower, go down the street to his goddamn STORE, and-
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    >The store! That's it!
  214. 214.
    >Leaving 'Agent' Fleur to her fate, you rappel down the side of the building and start running down the street
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    >You can salvage this mission yet!
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    >Be Agent Fleur, Equestria's most frightened assassin
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    >This isn't how it was supposed to go at all!
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    >After poisoning your sandwich, Anon looks down at the red fruit of death
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    >He picks up a slice
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    >And eats it
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    >Dammit! He knows his cover is blown and would rather die than come quietly!
  223. 223.
    >You coil back and leap on him like a mighty panther, knocking him flat on his perfect ass
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    >Horselich maneuver! Go!
  225. 225.
    >You reach around and give his stomach a hard jerk, causing him to gag
  226. 226.
    >As a defensive mechanism, he spits a glob of stomach acid as he turns to face you
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    >In that glob is the chewed remains of a tomato!
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    >You place a hoof on his neck and shove him to the floor
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    "Now, you and I are going to have a little talk."
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    >Be Anon
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    >You're currently being pinned to the ground by a very skinny, but apparently very strong horse
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    >You've heard mares have higher sex drives than stallions, but this is a bit much
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    >You're beginning to have your doubt about this, so you must be Fleur
  237. 237.
    >Anon has since removed himself from the floor and sat at the table
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    >He just sits there, calmly his sandwich as you interrogate him
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    >And it's not going well
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    "If tomatoes aren't poisonous to your species... Is salt or garlic?"
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    >"Nope."
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    "So you weren't trying to poison me?"
  243. 243.
    >"Nope."
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    >He just keeps munching on that damn egg sandwich
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    >You know, like all honeypot agents, like all stallions, he's been trained since birth into the perfect liar
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    >But for some reason, you want to believe him
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    >And that belief isn't as relieving as you'd hope
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    >You haven't been harassing and attempting to kill an innocent stallion?
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    >You're the good guys, right?
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    >Right?
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    >Be Agent Sweetie Drops, clinging to the window with your little suction cup hooves
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    >Agent Fleur is compromised
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    >You'll have to report her betrayal posthumously
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    >The scope on Anon's hunting crossbow is calibrated for long distance, but at this range, it gives you a perfect view of his eye
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    >His handsome little grey eye
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    >You have a tasty sandwich, so you must be Anon
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    >Apparently your one night stand thought you were trying to kill her
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    >You put on an indifferent mask, but secretly, you're freaking out
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    >How many times have you sold poisonous ingredients assuming they were for cooking?!
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    >A lot
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    >That's how you pay your rent
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    >Rather than worry about any murders you may be an accessory to, you focus on your delicious sandwich
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    >You got Fleur's tomato slice since she can't eat it
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    >It's no ketchup, but egg and tomato is just as nice
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    >Aw shit
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    >It just slid out onto the floor
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    >You reach down and pick it up, feeling a breeze across your neck as you bend over
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    >You are Fleur, the most morally confused assassin in Equestria
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    >If Anon is innocent, how many other such misunderstandings have taken place?
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    >You long for the good old days when you didn't question anything
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    >That's it, you're returning your license to kill and applying for a desk job
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    >The glamour and excitement is not worth all this guilt
  277. 277.
    >Anon ducks down for a moment, and something fast whizzes by, just missing his head
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    >With a dull thud, it embeds itself in the loveseat just behind him
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    >You whip your head around, getting a glimpse of a pink-and-blue mane as it disappears beneath the window sill
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    >Buck...
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    >You are Agent Sweetie Drops
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    >Targets still active
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    >Fleur has been caught by his masculine wiles, as you knew she would
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    >Damned schoolfilly
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    >You'll send them both to tartarus
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    >You are Fleur, the most terrified former assassin in Equestria
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    >Who knows how long Sweetie Drops was watching?
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    >You, Anon, sitting together, eating breakfast
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    >It didn't paint a good picture
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    >There's no way you'd ever convince her to back down, either
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    >She'll only stop with a direct order from Princess Luna
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    >Evading your fellow agent's assassination attempts will be the easy part
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    >Luna hasn't trusted your word since the Stalliongrad incident
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    >How were you supposed to know those colts were really Kirin agents?
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    >You are Anon
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    >You wonder if you should start doing background checks on your customers
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    >You are Agent Sweetie Drops
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    >And you know there's only one way to kill a pony
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    >Or apelien, in this case
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    >When he comes home, he's in for a big surprise
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    >You're trying to make sense of this situation, so you must be Fleur
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    >Okay, start from the beginning
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    >Anon is almost certainly innocent, at least of intent
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    >Agent Sweetie Drops, the hardest hardflank in the company, thinks you're both traitors
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    >You have to contact and convince Princess Luna that neither of you are threats
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    >And you still need to shower all this dry cum off
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    >Eugh
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    >And now you're Anon
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    >You hope Whatshername doesn't mind you leaving while she's in the shower
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    >But you really need to open your shop for the day
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    >And maybe work on a new business policy
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    >As soon as you open the door, a wave of heat hits you, along with the stink of burning cigarettes
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    >You are Agent Sweetie Drops
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    >Anon is approaching the shop, so you get to work on your trap
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    >There's thing Anon can't possibly survive
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    >You've used this against griffons, minotaurs, seaponies
  326. 326.
    >You know a mare who used a pile of it to neutralize an entire platoon of breezie berserkers
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    >You adjust your gas mask, light a match, and toss it into the basket
  328. 328.
    >The dried herbs go up in an instant, a grey plume of deadly smoke billowing into the enclosed shop space
  329. 329.
    >Mere moments later, you hear his keys in the lock
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    >The handle turns, and a
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    >You are Anon, and you can't stop coughing
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    >It smells like your grandpa's living room in here!
  334. 334.
    >You squint to keep the smoke out of your eyes as you venture inside
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    >There's a low, deep breathing sound coming from behind the counter, where you see a smoldering basket of herbs
  336. 336.
    >Glancing at the partially-burned label, you realize it's tobacco
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    >Dammit, you had to import that!
  338. 338.
    >Whatever anti-smoker pony did this is gonna pay
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    >Exactly 342 bits, which is how much you would've sold it for
  340. 340.
    >As you cough, a black masked pony head peeks above the countertop
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    >God dammit
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    >You are Agent Sweetie Drops, and everything is going according to plan
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    >Of all the poisons Anon stocks, tobacco is the most potent
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    >How he got it, you don't know
  347. 347.
    >It's banned as a chemical weapon
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    >Even the company has a hard time getting stocks of it
  349. 349.
    >Now, with Anon in his death throes, you can't help but crack a smile
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    >Mission accomplished
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    >And then Anon ripped off your gas mask
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    >You have a slightly increased risk of lung cancer, so you must be Anon
  354. 354.
    >This fuckheaded pony decided to burn your tobacco!
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    >That shit's expensive!
  356. 356.
    >You reach over the counter to grab them, wrapping your fingers around the filter of their mask and pulling
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    >The pony doesn't come with it
  358. 358.
    >Your eyes widen at the sight, then immediately shut when you get an eyeful of smoke
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    >Bonbon?!
  360. 360.
    >Squinting again, you can see her grabbing at her throat and wheezing
  361. 361.
    >Damn ponies, smoke inhalation is not a joke!
  362. 362.
    >Grabbing her by the tuft, you drag her outside into the fresh air
  363. 363.
    >She's not breathing!
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    >You are Fleur
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    >Anon isn't here
  367. 367.
    >You searched the entire suite after you got out of the shower, but he doesn't seem to be present
  368. 368.
    >Panicking, you head down the stairs and out into the street
  369. 369.
    >There's a cloud of smoke billowing into the sky down the road, so you start running
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    >Oh Celestia, don't let you be too late!
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    >You're freaking out internally, so you must be Anon
  374. 374.
    >You don't know what's going on, except that one of your friends isn't breathing
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    >It's the asscrack of dawn so the street is deserted
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    >Nopony is around to help
  377. 377.
    >You look down at her, her cream coat stained by soot, her little hooves twitching involuntarily
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    >Her perfectly still chest
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    >You've seen every episode of Scrubs, so you're hideously underqualified to do this
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    >But you take a deep breath and do it anyway
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    >You're freaking out externally, so you must be Fleur
  383. 383.
    >As you near Anon's shop, you catch a whiff of something in the air that makes your nose curl and eyes water
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    >She didn't...
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    >Tobacco is only used in operations where collateral doesn't matter
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    >But here! In the middle of a heavily populated town! To kill one stallion!
  387. 387.
    >You gasp and wheeze, your hooves carrying you along the cobblestones to where Anon's shop is
  388. 388.
    >You round the corner, bringing Anon's Apothecary into view
  389. 389.
    >Smoke billows out the doorway, the thick stench of burning chemicals filling the air
  390. 390.
    >The windows are blackened, and flames occasionally lick up them
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    >That stupid nag set the place on fire!
  392. 392.
    >You'll need another shower to get this accursed smoke from your fine white fur
  393. 393.
    >In front of the shop, Anon is kneeling over a prone Sweetie Drops
  394. 394.
    >His lips come down and lock with hers, only for him to rise up, smack her in the chest, and come down again
  395. 395.
    >You stand there stupefied for a second, before leaping into action
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  397. 397.
     
  398. 398.
    >Your life is flashing before your eyes, so you must be Agent Sweetie Drops
  399. 399.
    >Your heartbeat is irregular, you can't breathe, your lungs are shriveling up with smoke inside them
  400. 400.
    >The bastard won
  401. 401.
    >You find yourself thinking of Lyra, but she doesn't interest you
  402. 402.
    >You think of your candy store, and your plans to buy a larger location, and it doesn't interest you either
  403. 403.
    >You think about Anon, and your chest swells, flooding with love for him
  404. 404.
    >Wait a second
  405. 405.
    >You cough, expelling black smoke from your lungs, and crack open your eyes
  406. 406.
    >The worried faces of Anon and Fleur loom over you
  407. 407.
    >They saved you...
  408. 408.
    >Why?
  409. 409.
     
  410. 410.
    >You are Fleur, the most relieved assassin in Equestria
  411. 411.
    >Anon is alive, and so is Sweetie Drops
  412. 412.
    >Losing either of them would've been a blow to you, and made explaining this a lot more difficult
  413. 413.
    >Down the street, you see a bright red carriage barrelling toward the burning building, which has quickly become an inferno
  414. 414.
    >He gazes regretfully at the ruin of his business, but smiles when he sees Sweetie Drops is still alive
  415. 415.
    >His technique was way off, luckily you were trained as a medic before being selected as an assassin
  416. 416.
    >The three of you sit there in the street as firemares, ponice, and ponymedics begin swarming around you
  417. 417.
    >Sweetie Drops is secured to a stretcher and pulled into an ambulance
  418. 418.
    >A blanket is draped around Anon's shoulders, despite his best efforts to shrug it off
  419. 419.
    >Somepony shoved a cup of coffee into your hooves
  420. 420.
    >You can't stand the stuff, preferring tea or fine wine, but you still drink it down gladly
  421. 421.
    >This fiasco is finally over
  422. 422.
     
  423. 423.
     
  424. 424.
    >You are Princess Luna, and your rage has turned to a slow, simmering anger
  425. 425.
    >It's been 24 hours since you've had a report from either Agent Sweetie Drops or Fleur
  426. 426.
    >You stalk through the halls of the palace, servants and guests making a wide berth around you
  427. 427.
    >You swear, if you don't hear from them in the next hour, you'll go down there yourse-
  428. 428.
    >"Your highness?" A mare says, dressed in the uniform of a diplomatic courier
  429. 429.
    >She hands you a classified scroll and flies off
  430. 430.
    >You open it and cast a cypher spell on the coded words
  431. 431.
    >'Dear Princess Luna,' it reads, 'Agents Sweetie Drops and Fleur-de-Lis would like to tender their resignations'
  432. 432.
    >Thy cheek twitches involuntarily
  433. 433.
    >'Furthermore, Anon Y. Mous of Ponyville hereby files a claim for compensation from the crown due to damages inflicted on his property during royal operations'
  434. 434.
    >The fine marble floor beneath thy hooves begins to crack, an intense heat borne of rage swelling within thy royal body
  435. 435.
    >Thou may'st kill somepony yet

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