[SHORT] - Good Morning, Celestia


                                            >Be Anon

                                            >Be currently lying in comfortable-ass Equestrian cloud bed wondering why you're awake at such a princess-forbidden hour.

                                            >Can't shake the feeling that something woke you up

                                            >Gently slanting rays of sunshine tell you that the sun is, in fact, up

                                            >At least there's that

                                            >Force yourself to look at the clock

                                            >Just past 7 am

                                            >Fuckthisgayearth.jpg

                                            >Close eyes intending to go back to sleep

                                            >A barely audible thump drifts its way into your conscience

                                            >Your eyes open immediately, your awareness now cranked up several notches

                                            >Was that from downstairs?

                                            >Sitting up in bed, you examine your room

                                            "What the actual fuck?"

                                            >Your dresser has all its drawers out

                                            >Your previously neatly folded clothing is now strewn about the floor and furniture, any previous organization completely undone

                                            >Blinking owlishly at the mess for a few moments trying to comprehend

                                            >...Were those foo-er, hoofsteps?

                                            >Decide to investigate once and for all

                                            >Never know what to expect in horseland

                                            >Grumbling softly to yourself, you pull on your bathrobe, put on your slippers and open your door

                                            >Hallway shows nothing out of the ordinary

                                            >Slowly make your way to the stairs, careful to step quietly

                                            >Make sure to avoid that one damn squeaky step

                                            >Tiptoe to the kitchen and poke your head around the corner like a ninja

                                            >Your jaw drops open

                                            >Your fridge door is currently open, and something furry and white is rummaging through its contents

                                            >The gently waving multicolored mane and tail give away the thief's identity pretty easily

                                            >That and the unmistakable suns on the flank

                                            >Which you could swear are a touch larger than when you saw them last

                                            "What the actual fuck?"

                                            >Oh shit, did you say that out loud?

                                            >Oops

                                            >Returning to Ear-Equestria, you notice the sun princess staring at you

                                            >At some point she finished with your fridge and turned to walk away, a slice of vanilla cake hovering next to her in a soft yellow aura

                                            >And...was that your jacket that Rarity made you?!?

                                            >And your socks?!?

                                            >And was that cake your...?!?

                                            >Your eyes narrow as they shift from the cake to her nervously sweating face and wide staring eyes.

                                            >The admittedly cute little bulge in her cheek, the small dusting of crumbs on her lips, and the unmistakably bite-sized gap in the cake were pretty incriminating

                                            >Slowly Celestia chews her bite of cake and swallows hesitantly

                                            >"A-Anonymous! What a lovely surprise! Fancy seeing you here!"

                                            >You quirk one eyebrow

                                            "Yes, funny indeed...considering this is my house...on a Saturday morning..."

                                            >Staring contest goes on a few more moments, Sunbutt's eyes nervously flicking back and forth between the cake and your face

                                            >"Yes! Funny! Hahahaha..." Celestia laughs unconvincingly, not-so-subtly levitating the cake where you can't see it

                                            >So much spaghetti all over your floor

                                            "So...glad I was able to welcome you into my abode with open arms this morning..."

                                            >You try to keep your tone neutral

                                            >At the very least, you want this pony to sweat as much as possible

                                            >"Er..." she hesitates

                                            >"Yeah about that I was just, uhh, coming to check up on you! Yes! That's it! Just wanted to see how you're adjusting is all! I know it must be hard...for you..."

                                            >The second eyebrow joins its brethren

                                            "Well everything's just been dandy since you set me up with my house. Which is mine. And not yours."

                                            >Your eyes flick down to your jacket and socks she's currently wearing

                                            >Her eyes follow

                                            >She still hasn't actually moved

                                            "I see you've made yourself at home."

                                            >Still staring at you, she slowly takes another bite of cake

                                            >Swallowing, she speaks up again

                                            >"Yes, well, you were asleep and I didn't want to wake you so...I...decided to check your dresser for dangers! Yes! You never know what might lurk in Equestrian dressers haha..."

                                            >The shit-eating grin is real

                                            >Poker face is not amused

                                            >Sunbutt drops the facade and sighs

                                            >"I guess I'll just take them off now...?"

                                            "I think that would be for the better, yes."

                                            >You don't know why Celestia felt the need to search through your clothes

                                            >Let alone put them on

                                            >Finally breaking the standoff, you stride to your fridge to assess the damage

                                            >Well at least she only took one slice

                                            "I take it my fridge is safe as well?"

                                            >You smirk as you look up at the bashful princess

                                            >Your smirk widens when you see the last bite of cake disappear into her mouth

                                            >Your eyes take a brief moment to appreciate the gentle curve of the sunny butt

                                            >Anon Jr. is now making a definite effort to be heard

                                            >"Of course, of course! I assure you my search was thorough and comprehensive..."

                                            "Marvelous," you purr. "How wonderfully thoughtful of you. Perhaps you'd like another slice of cake for your efforts?"

                                            >"So I guess now I'll just be on my...beg pardon?"

                                            >You grin as you hold open the fridge door for her.

                                            >"A-another? Well, I suppose I certainly wouldn't complain, since you are offering so nicely after all..."

                                            "But of course. I'm so grateful you would think of poor ol' me. Besides, Twilight's always talking about the importance of sharing..."

                                            >At the mention of her student Celestia brightens immediately, a second slice of cake floating up to her mouth

                                            >"Well then, thank you Anonymous, that's an offer I really can't refuse!"

                                            "Rest assured, it's my pleasure..."


                                            >Be Sun Princess

                                            >Be decidedly uncomfortable as you slowly work your way through what had to be the last slice of cake

                                            >You're not exactly sure what possessed you to rifle through Anon's things and eat his cake this morning

                                            >You most certainly were not expecting to get caught

                                            >And after such an embarrassing moment you feel obligated to continue accepting Anon's suspiciously enthusiastic offerings of cake

                                            >Swallowing heavily, you groan as you rub your distended stomach under the table

                                            >Definitely feeling full and bloated now

                                            >Raising a hoof to stifle a belch, you try to put on your winningest smile

                                            "Oh my Anonymous, that was truly delicious. I can't thank you enough for sharing some of my favorite treat with me"

                                            >Some was an understatement

                                            >Your stomach was quick to send you a not-so-pleasant reminder of that

                                            >Anon appeared unfazed, having simply watched you slowly finish off his cake

                                            >"I'm happy you enjoyed it. It felt really good to share, guess Twilight was right"

                                            >He certainly seemed pleased

                                            "Lovely as this was I think it's time I should be going now...plenty to do at the castle, haha..."

                                            >"But of course," Anon replied smoothly. "Let me show you the door..."


                                            >Be smug af Anon

                                            >Replay image of stuffed Sunbutt laboriously flapping her wings to take flight

                                            >That rounded tummy jiggling ever so slightly against subtly padded thighs and rump

                                            >Bonerpls

                                            >Despite Celestia's odd behavior this morning, at least you got a show out of it

                                            >Totally worth a whole cake

                                            >Pinkie will surely make another

                                            >And watching her struggle the last few slices down was hilarious

                                            >Anon 1 Horseleader 0

                                            >Can't wait to see that butt next time to see how much softer it is

                                            >Be sure of one thing

                                            >Definitely gonna keep some cake on hand at all times