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[SHORT] - Good Morning, Celestia
By LurkerTurnedNewbieCreated: 2021-07-16 21:31:33
Updated: 2021-05-06 09:36:22
Expiry: Never
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>Be Anon
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>Be currently lying in comfortable-ass Equestrian cloud bed wondering why you're awake at such a princess-forbidden hour.
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>Can't shake the feeling that something woke you up
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>Gently slanting rays of sunshine tell you that the sun is, in fact, up
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>At least there's that
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>Force yourself to look at the clock
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>Just past 7 am
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>Fuckthisgayearth.jpg
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>Close eyes intending to go back to sleep
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>A barely audible thump drifts its way into your conscience
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>Your eyes open immediately, your awareness now cranked up several notches
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>Was that from downstairs?
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>Sitting up in bed, you examine your room
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"What the actual fuck?"
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>Your dresser has all its drawers out
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>Your previously neatly folded clothing is now strewn about the floor and furniture, any previous organization completely undone
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>Blinking owlishly at the mess for a few moments trying to comprehend
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>...Were those foo-er, hoofsteps?
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>Decide to investigate once and for all
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>Never know what to expect in horseland
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>Grumbling softly to yourself, you pull on your bathrobe, put on your slippers and open your door
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>Hallway shows nothing out of the ordinary
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>Slowly make your way to the stairs, careful to step quietly
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>Make sure to avoid that one damn squeaky step
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>Tiptoe to the kitchen and poke your head around the corner like a ninja
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>Your jaw drops open
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>Your fridge door is currently open, and something furry and white is rummaging through its contents
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>The gently waving multicolored mane and tail give away the thief's identity pretty easily
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>That and the unmistakable suns on the flank
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>Which you could swear are a touch larger than when you saw them last
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"What the actual fuck?"
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>Oh shit, did you say that out loud?
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>Oops
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>Returning to Ear-Equestria, you notice the sun princess staring at you
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>At some point she finished with your fridge and turned to walk away, a slice of vanilla cake hovering next to her in a soft yellow aura
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>And...was that your jacket that Rarity made you?!?
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>And your socks?!?
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>And was that cake your...?!?
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>Your eyes narrow as they shift from the cake to her nervously sweating face and wide staring eyes.
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>The admittedly cute little bulge in her cheek, the small dusting of crumbs on her lips, and the unmistakably bite-sized gap in the cake were pretty incriminating
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>Slowly Celestia chews her bite of cake and swallows hesitantly
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>"A-Anonymous! What a lovely surprise! Fancy seeing you here!"
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>You quirk one eyebrow
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"Yes, funny indeed...considering this is my house...on a Saturday morning..."
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>Staring contest goes on a few more moments, Sunbutt's eyes nervously flicking back and forth between the cake and your face
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>"Yes! Funny! Hahahaha..." Celestia laughs unconvincingly, not-so-subtly levitating the cake where you can't see it
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>So much spaghetti all over your floor
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"So...glad I was able to welcome you into my abode with open arms this morning..."
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>You try to keep your tone neutral
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>At the very least, you want this pony to sweat as much as possible
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>"Er..." she hesitates
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>"Yeah about that I was just, uhh, coming to check up on you! Yes! That's it! Just wanted to see how you're adjusting is all! I know it must be hard...for you..."
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>The second eyebrow joins its brethren
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"Well everything's just been dandy since you set me up with my house. Which is mine. And not yours."
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>Your eyes flick down to your jacket and socks she's currently wearing
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>Her eyes follow
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>She still hasn't actually moved
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"I see you've made yourself at home."
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>Still staring at you, she slowly takes another bite of cake
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>Swallowing, she speaks up again
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>"Yes, well, you were asleep and I didn't want to wake you so...I...decided to check your dresser for dangers! Yes! You never know what might lurk in Equestrian dressers haha..."
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>The shit-eating grin is real
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>Poker face is not amused
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>Sunbutt drops the facade and sighs
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>"I guess I'll just take them off now...?"
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"I think that would be for the better, yes."
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>You don't know why Celestia felt the need to search through your clothes
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>Let alone put them on
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>Finally breaking the standoff, you stride to your fridge to assess the damage
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>Well at least she only took one slice
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"I take it my fridge is safe as well?"
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>You smirk as you look up at the bashful princess
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>Your smirk widens when you see the last bite of cake disappear into her mouth
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>Your eyes take a brief moment to appreciate the gentle curve of the sunny butt
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>Anon Jr. is now making a definite effort to be heard
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>"Of course, of course! I assure you my search was thorough and comprehensive..."
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"Marvelous," you purr. "How wonderfully thoughtful of you. Perhaps you'd like another slice of cake for your efforts?"
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>"So I guess now I'll just be on my...beg pardon?"
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>You grin as you hold open the fridge door for her.
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>"A-another? Well, I suppose I certainly wouldn't complain, since you are offering so nicely after all..."
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"But of course. I'm so grateful you would think of poor ol' me. Besides, Twilight's always talking about the importance of sharing..."
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>At the mention of her student Celestia brightens immediately, a second slice of cake floating up to her mouth
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>"Well then, thank you Anonymous, that's an offer I really can't refuse!"
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"Rest assured, it's my pleasure..."
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>Be Sun Princess
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>Be decidedly uncomfortable as you slowly work your way through what had to be the last slice of cake
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>You're not exactly sure what possessed you to rifle through Anon's things and eat his cake this morning
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>You most certainly were not expecting to get caught
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>And after such an embarrassing moment you feel obligated to continue accepting Anon's suspiciously enthusiastic offerings of cake
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>Swallowing heavily, you groan as you rub your distended stomach under the table
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>Definitely feeling full and bloated now
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>Raising a hoof to stifle a belch, you try to put on your winningest smile
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"Oh my Anonymous, that was truly delicious. I can't thank you enough for sharing some of my favorite treat with me"
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>Some was an understatement
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>Your stomach was quick to send you a not-so-pleasant reminder of that
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>Anon appeared unfazed, having simply watched you slowly finish off his cake
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>"I'm happy you enjoyed it. It felt really good to share, guess Twilight was right"
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>He certainly seemed pleased
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"Lovely as this was I think it's time I should be going now...plenty to do at the castle, haha..."
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>"But of course," Anon replied smoothly. "Let me show you the door..."
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>Be smug af Anon
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>Replay image of stuffed Sunbutt laboriously flapping her wings to take flight
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>That rounded tummy jiggling ever so slightly against subtly padded thighs and rump
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>Bonerpls
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>Despite Celestia's odd behavior this morning, at least you got a show out of it
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>Totally worth a whole cake
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>Pinkie will surely make another
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>And watching her struggle the last few slices down was hilarious
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>Anon 1 Horseleader 0
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>Can't wait to see that butt next time to see how much softer it is
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>Be sure of one thing
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>Definitely gonna keep some cake on hand at all times
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