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[SHORT] Pinkie Lends a Hoof

By LurkerTurnedNewbie
Created: 2021-07-16 21:31:33
Updated: 2021-05-06 09:36:47
Expiry: Never

  1. >Be ponkest of pones
  2. >Hanging out with bestest-princess-of-friendship-friend Twilight Sparkle
  3. >Currently in the middle of solving a most dire friendship problem: a rumbly, hungry tummy
  4. >There are few things you can't stand for, and rumbly tummies are up there just under frowny faces for "most unacceptable" things
  5. >So when bestest-princess-of-friendship-friend Twilight strolls into Sugarcube looking to quell the gnawing emptiness in her gut...
  6. >Well. She came to the right place
  7. >Although, her tummy miiiight just be rumbling for a sliiiightly different reason now...
  8. >You're not sure exactly how long you've been offering Twilight treat after tasty treat
  9. >Time is quite meaningless when there are empty tummies that need filling
  10. >And by "offering," at this point you rather mean "happily stuffing Twilight's adorably chubby cheeks with more and more delicious pastry"
  11. >Silly Twilight, she may have CLAIMED to be full an hour ago, but you know how much she can REALLY hold
  12. >She came to you with a problem, and she trusted you to take care of it!
  13. >She stated, in no uncertain terms, that she was looking to "fill her belly up" and "put hunger far from her mind"
  14. >Or at least, you think that's what she said, you can't exactly remember
  15. >You might've taken a few words out of context, or over-exaggerated a bit, but the point still stands! She wanted hunger to be no more!
  16. >And what kind of baker friend would you be if you couldn't oblige that request to the fullest?
  17. >So of course, you offered to take Twilight to the back to take care of the problem personally
  18. >Initially Twilight was enthralled with your treats, just like everypony else in town! Nopony can get enough
  19. >You simply brought out a variety of tasty treats and laid them before her, watching happily as she ate treat after treat
  20. >Two cakes, a milkshake, and a few dozen cookies and cupcakes later, Twilight said the silliest thing!
  21. >She said she was "full"
  22. >Silly Twilight. Can't fool the Pinkie Pie!
  23. >You knew better, oh yes you did
  24. >A few imploring pleas and pairs of puppy-dog eyes convinced Twilight to have a bit more
  25. >She managed some brownies and another dozen cupcakes or so before finally insisting that yes, really, she was VERY full
  26. >You weren't sure exactly why Twilight didn't want to fill up the rest of the way, but a request was a request, all you needed to do was give her a helping hoof
  27. >So you did.
  28. >Revving up your yapper you began to tell Twilight all about your day right down to the itty-bitty-nitty-gritty details, all the while stuffing more cookies and brownies and cupcakes into Twilight's mouth
  29. >At first she protested rather loudly, but as you continued to insist that you were solving her problem "100 percent" she seemed to relent and let you work your Pinkie magic
  30. >That was...about an hour ago
  31. >You think. Maybe.
  32. >...Not important.
  33. >What IS important is that the Twilight that sat before you was a very-most-definitely-not-hungry Twilight!
  34. >Mission accomplished!
  35. >Twilight's cute little tum-tums started out small and round when you started your magic, and how can a small tummy possibly be a happy tummy?
  36. >So in more and more food went, and bigger and louder it grew
  37. >At some point the chair that Twilight was seated on broke, and she fell heavily to the floor, her now much-more-adequately-sized tummy wobbling and sloshing
  38. >She groaned something, but you couldn't quite make it out
  39. >You were pretty sure she wanted more, though
  40. >So more she got!
  41. >But then you came across a new problem
  42. >Twilight's tum-tums, now much happier, was accidentally making it harder for you to reach her mouth!
  43. >And you could HEAR how sad that made her tummy, moaning and churning forlornly
  44. >But that didn't stop you, nothing stops the Pinkster!
  45. >You simply hopped on up (and up and UP) Twilight's soft, squishy belly with the rest of your feast and continued doing your duty
  46. >And now you can sit back and admire your efforts
  47. >Twilight's tummy is all large and happy now!
  48. >It's so big it's taller than you, even if you stood on your tippy-hooves!
  49. >Twilight looks to be blissed out, her eyes crossed as she undoubtedly basks in the glorious lack of hunger
  50. >Twilight's big ol' tummy gave a hearty rumble beneath you, and for a moment or two you felt like you were riding waves at the beach!
  51. >Yep, you were definitely, 100 percent certain Twilight was not hungry anymore.
  52. >Cheerfully, you slide down and ask Twilight if she's satisfied.
  53. >Her eyes sluggishly look down at you and her head sags ever more slightly into her soft, squishy body
  54. >"Ohhhhh, Pinkie...I'm sho...full..."
  55. >You giggle.
  56. "Well of course silly! That was the whole idea!"
  57. >Twilight looks as if she's about to say something else but suddenly her eyes go wide and her cheeks bulge menacingly
  58. >Uh oh, brace for impact!
  59. >BWWUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRPPPP
  60. >Your mane waves in the breeze as Twilight loudly proclaims her satisfaction
  61. >Yep, that's the very last sign of a happy tummy!
  62. >When the wind finally subsides you giggle-snort loudly and pat Twilight's full tummy lovingly
  63. "Teehee! That was a really good one Twilight!"
  64. >But Twilight didn't respond.
  65. >Looking up, you notice that her eyes are closed and she's snoring gently.
  66. >Awww, poor thing must be sleepy!
  67. >Like the good friend you are, you quietly tip-hoof back to the front to serve more customers
  68. >Hungry-tummy-friendship crisis averted!
  69. >...Maybe you could convince her to have a bit more before she leaves...?

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