[SHORT] Pinkie Lends a Hoof


                                            >Be ponkest of pones

                                            >Hanging out with bestest-princess-of-friendship-friend Twilight Sparkle

                                            >Currently in the middle of solving a most dire friendship problem: a rumbly, hungry tummy

                                            >There are few things you can't stand for, and rumbly tummies are up there just under frowny faces for "most unacceptable" things

                                            >So when bestest-princess-of-friendship-friend Twilight strolls into Sugarcube looking to quell the gnawing emptiness in her gut...

                                            >Well. She came to the right place

                                            >Although, her tummy miiiight just be rumbling for a sliiiightly different reason now...

                                            >You're not sure exactly how long you've been offering Twilight treat after tasty treat

                                            >Time is quite meaningless when there are empty tummies that need filling

                                            >And by "offering," at this point you rather mean "happily stuffing Twilight's adorably chubby cheeks with more and more delicious pastry"

                                            >Silly Twilight, she may have CLAIMED to be full an hour ago, but you know how much she can REALLY hold

                                            >She came to you with a problem, and she trusted you to take care of it!

                                            >She stated, in no uncertain terms, that she was looking to "fill her belly up" and "put hunger far from her mind"

                                            >Or at least, you think that's what she said, you can't exactly remember

                                            >You might've taken a few words out of context, or over-exaggerated a bit, but the point still stands! She wanted hunger to be no more!

                                            >And what kind of baker friend would you be if you couldn't oblige that request to the fullest?

                                            >So of course, you offered to take Twilight to the back to take care of the problem personally

                                            >Initially Twilight was enthralled with your treats, just like everypony else in town! Nopony can get enough

                                            >You simply brought out a variety of tasty treats and laid them before her, watching happily as she ate treat after treat

                                            >Two cakes, a milkshake, and a few dozen cookies and cupcakes later, Twilight said the silliest thing!

                                            >She said she was "full"

                                            >Silly Twilight. Can't fool the Pinkie Pie!

                                            >You knew better, oh yes you did

                                            >A few imploring pleas and pairs of puppy-dog eyes convinced Twilight to have a bit more

                                            >She managed some brownies and another dozen cupcakes or so before finally insisting that yes, really, she was VERY full

                                            >You weren't sure exactly why Twilight didn't want to fill up the rest of the way, but a request was a request, all you needed to do was give her a helping hoof

                                            >So you did.

                                            >Revving up your yapper you began to tell Twilight all about your day right down to the itty-bitty-nitty-gritty details, all the while stuffing more cookies and brownies and cupcakes into Twilight's mouth

                                            >At first she protested rather loudly, but as you continued to insist that you were solving her problem "100 percent" she seemed to relent and let you work your Pinkie magic

                                            >That was...about an hour ago

                                            >You think. Maybe.

                                            >...Not important.

                                            >What IS important is that the Twilight that sat before you was a very-most-definitely-not-hungry Twilight!

                                            >Mission accomplished!

                                            >Twilight's cute little tum-tums started out small and round when you started your magic, and how can a small tummy possibly be a happy tummy?

                                            >So in more and more food went, and bigger and louder it grew

                                            >At some point the chair that Twilight was seated on broke, and she fell heavily to the floor, her now much-more-adequately-sized tummy wobbling and sloshing

                                            >She groaned something, but you couldn't quite make it out

                                            >You were pretty sure she wanted more, though

                                            >So more she got!

                                            >But then you came across a new problem

                                            >Twilight's tum-tums, now much happier, was accidentally making it harder for you to reach her mouth!

                                            >And you could HEAR how sad that made her tummy, moaning and churning forlornly

                                            >But that didn't stop you, nothing stops the Pinkster!

                                            >You simply hopped on up (and up and UP) Twilight's soft, squishy belly with the rest of your feast and continued doing your duty

                                            >And now you can sit back and admire your efforts

                                            >Twilight's tummy is all large and happy now!

                                            >It's so big it's taller than you, even if you stood on your tippy-hooves!

                                            >Twilight looks to be blissed out, her eyes crossed as she undoubtedly basks in the glorious lack of hunger

                                            >Twilight's big ol' tummy gave a hearty rumble beneath you, and for a moment or two you felt like you were riding waves at the beach!

                                            >Yep, you were definitely, 100 percent certain Twilight was not hungry anymore.

                                            >Cheerfully, you slide down and ask Twilight if she's satisfied.

                                            >Her eyes sluggishly look down at you and her head sags ever more slightly into her soft, squishy body

                                            >"Ohhhhh, Pinkie...I'm sho...full..."

                                            >You giggle.

                                            "Well of course silly! That was the whole idea!"

                                            >Twilight looks as if she's about to say something else but suddenly her eyes go wide and her cheeks bulge menacingly

                                            >Uh oh, brace for impact!

                                            >BWWUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRPPPP

                                            >Your mane waves in the breeze as Twilight loudly proclaims her satisfaction

                                            >Yep, that's the very last sign of a happy tummy!

                                            >When the wind finally subsides you giggle-snort loudly and pat Twilight's full tummy lovingly

                                            "Teehee! That was a really good one Twilight!"

                                            >But Twilight didn't respond.

                                            >Looking up, you notice that her eyes are closed and she's snoring gently.

                                            >Awww, poor thing must be sleepy!

                                            >Like the good friend you are, you quietly tip-hoof back to the front to serve more customers

                                            >Hungry-tummy-friendship crisis averted!

                                            >...Maybe you could convince her to have a bit more before she leaves...?