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Eldritch Anon in Kinderquestria Ch 3

By Anonstigator
Created: 2020-11-02 03:51:01
Expiry: Never
anonsafe/kinder/kinderquestriabrilliant gleam

  1. >Be Brilliant Gleam
  2. >Be waking up from the most comfortable sleep you’ve had in forever
  3. >You yawn and blink a few times to adjust to the sunlight
  4. >You feel something soft, yet firm under your head
  5. >You shift around to try to get a better look without leaving your comfy spot, to no avail
  6. >Begrudgingly you lift your head and turn to see
  7. >LORD ANONYMOUS!?
  8. >You wrack your brain to try and process just how you came to nap on the lap of the All-Father
  9. >Slowly it starts to come back to you
  10. >You lost your job, cried into ravioli, Anonymous came to your door
  11. >He comforted you, yet also accosted you
  12. >Then he…
  13. >he…
  14. >Pet you
  15. >It was SOOOOOO comfortable
  16. >His appendages glided across your fur so delicately, yet purposefully
  17. >They knew just where to stop and scratch
  18. >He worked out stress in places you didn’t know you had
  19. >As you’re reminiscing a thought eats at the corner of your mind
  20. >Why did he pet you?
  21. >For your lord to pet you, and right after he reprimanded you
  22. >You’re confused, it hurts to think, you feel… warm
  23. >The familiar warmth of madness envelops your body, and threatens to overtake you
  24. >N-no, you are High Priestess Brilliant Gleam
  25. >Servant of the All-Father
  26. >You are steeped in the mystical
  27. >You shall not succumb to the madness
  28. >You get up, and unsteadily make your way to your kitchen
  29. >Your hoof shakes as a wave of madness threatens to overtake your mind
  30. >You fight to keep sane and turn on your faucet
  31. >You can barely hold on as the last of your sanity fights to hold fast
  32. >With the last of your strength you plunge your head into the rushing ice-cold water
  33. >With the shock the madness recedes back into the depths of your mind
  34. >With your sanity restored the full impact of the Icey water hits you and you reel back
  35. >You lose balance and slip, falling onto the floor
  36. >You lie there, tired and drenched, thankful that you still have your sanity
  37. >That was close
  38. >Too close
  39. >Though you are a high priestess it seem that being in contact with your lord for too long is dangerous even for you
  40. >It terrified you, just how powerful he is
  41. >Even though you spent most of your days in the Castle, building up an immunity to the madness the princess’ produce
  42. >Yet he could bring you to the brink of madness after just one night
  43. >You are tired
  44. >So tired you don’t notice as Lord Anonymous picks you up
  45.  
  46.  
  47. >Be Anonymous, waking up to a loud bang
  48. >Shit, what the hell was that?
  49. >You take stock of what’s around you and notice Brilliant isn’t around
  50. >Shit what did she get into?
  51. >You quickly look around and notice that sound of running water
  52. >The Kitchen
  53. >You rush to the Kitchen to see Brilliant lying on the floor in a puddle of water and the faucet running
  54. >You don’t have time to worry about that though, Brilliant needs help
  55. >You scoop her up and take her to the couch so you can see if she’s injured
  56. >You comb through her mane but find nothing out of the ordinary
  57. >You move on to her back but again, everything is in order
  58. >You check her hooves
  59. >Fine
  60. >Her Snout
  61. >Fine
  62. >She seems fine, if a bit stunned
  63. >You breathe a sigh of relief
  64. >You look towards the closed door behind you
  65. >You’ve never been in that room but you think it leads to her bedroom
  66. >You look down at Brilliant
  67. >She seems to be asleep
  68. >You hope she doesn’t mind you going into her room without her permission
  69. >But it’s for a good cause, she needs sleep and a couch is no place for a nap
  70. >Unless you’re desperate, but she’s not
  71. >Picking her up, you make your way to the door
  72. >Shifting Brilliant around you turn the doorknob and push open the door
  73. >As you walk inside you’re greeted by the scent of sandalwood
  74. >Interesting, choice of incense
  75. >Scanning the room you confirm that this is indeed her bedroom
  76. >Her bed is, to you, a full size bed with pink satin bedsheets with lace trim and a mountain of pillows
  77. >You lay her down beneath the sheets as you tuck her in
  78. >Pulling the sheets over her you sigh
  79. >You really are like a father to some of these little ponies
  80. >Looking around you notice a framed paper hanging on the wall opposite to you
  81. >Getting a closer look you see it’s her guard academy certificate of excellence
  82. >Shit, no wonder she thought her life was over
  83. >If she got something like this, she must have dedicated her life to being a guard
  84. >You exit Brilliant’s room and make your way to the kitchen to turn off the faucet
  85. >While you’re here, you decide to make some breakfast for Brilliant
  86. >And maybe a little for yourself
  87. > looking through her cupboard you take out some oat cereal and pour two bowls
  88. >In her fridge you take a couple eggs and some fruit
  89. >You fry up the eggs. Over easy for you, scrambled for Brilliant
  90. >As you set up the spread for you and Brilliant you wonder how she got in that position
  91. >As you munch on your cereal you resolve to ask her when she wakes up
  92. >Damn this is some good cereal
  93.  
  94.  
  95. >Be Princess Cadence
  96. >And you are worried
  97. >Today is the first day in a long time that you and Shining are going to take care of Flurry
  98. >You have everything planned out today
  99. >Well, you HAD planned everything out
  100. >But your plan got tossed aside once it was clear Flurry had her own plans for today
  101. >You were currently chasing her halfway across the palace
  102. >How does Anonymous keep up with her?
  103. >Where was Flurry leading you anyway? There wasn’t much in this wing of the palace.
  104. “Flurry *huff* dear… it’s time for *huff* you to go with daddy now… *Puff* he’s… he’s probably waiting for us at the barracks now.”
  105. >You and Shining were supposed to trade off responsibility at lunch so that neither of you got too behind on your work
  106. >Oh thank Harmony, Flurry seems to be stopping
  107. >In front of a tapestry of some sort
  108. “Okay Flurry, did you get all that out of your system? You ready to go see Daddy?”
  109. >Flurry doesn’t respond
  110. >She simply stares at the tapestry
  111. >You turn to study the tapestry as well, to see what has enthralled your daughter
  112. >It’s old, very old
  113. >Depicting the former King Sombra, fighting wendigoes
  114. >Why would Flurry be drawn to this?
  115.  
  116. >Be Brilliant Gleam
  117. >You have a splitting headache
  118. >What’s going on right now?
  119. >You had a weird dream where Anonymous came to your door
  120. >He pet you and then you dreamt that you fell asleep together
  121. >You get up out of bed as you think
  122. >Funny, you don’t remember going to bed
  123. >You freshen up in your bathroom before going to get some breakfast
  124. >A nice big bowl of Oats will clear things up
  125. >Why would you dream something like that though?
  126. >Was Princess Luna trying to tell you something?
  127. >Or was it your mind that had something to say?
  128. >You suddenly feel very uncomfortable as you walk out of your room to see…
  129. >Oh by the Princesses it wasn’t a dream
  130. >At your table sits your Lord
  131. >Something feels… off about this
  132. >You feel… something… stirring inside you
  133. >He hasn’t noticed you yet, somehow
  134. >Maybe you can sneak back into your room and hide till he leaves
  135. >*SQUEAK*
  136. >You had subconsciously taken a step back when you accidentally stepped on a squeaky board
  137. >Anon’s eyes snap up to meet yours filling you with a primal dread you can’t explain
  138. >His expression softens as he sees you, giving you a small smile
  139. >You feel… strange
  140. >He reaches out a hand offering you a seat opposite him
  141. >You’re uncertain about how this day will proceed, but one thing’s for certain
  142. >You need some oats
  143.  
  144.  
  145. >Be Anon, currently finishing the last of your breakfast
  146. >The food you make doesn’t have the same flavor as if you ordered it
  147. >You never could figure out how these ponies make the food taste so good
  148. >Probably magic of some kind
  149. >But just because you aren’t magic doesn’t mean you can’t make something passable
  150. >*SQUEAK*
  151. >Your eyes bolt up to see
  152. >Oh it’s just Brilliant
  153. >She’s looking well
  154. >Hopefully she doesn’t have any lasting damage
  155. “Hey feeling alright?”
  156. >She looks a little confused
  157. >Shit does she have some brain damage from her fall?
  158. >”I’m fine Anon, thanks for asking.”
  159. >You breathe a sigh of relief
  160. >She seems fine but she’s speaking kind of softly, she sounds almost distant
  161. >She takes the seat across from you and begins picking at her eggs
  162. >You two eat in mostly silence occasionally broken by a cough or burp
  163. >It’s… nice, eating with a friend
  164. >”Anon, did you cook this?”
  165. >Wait, she’s only NOW asking who cooked?
  166. “Uhhh, yeah? Why, is something wrong with it?”
  167. >”O-oh no, I just… didn’t know you could cook.”
  168. >Really? It’s just eggs and cereal, not like you made some five star quail’s eggs and hollandaise.
  169. “I mean, yeah. I gotta know how to cook since I live on my own.”
  170. >She looks a little embarrassed
  171. >Fuck she’s cute when she gets embarrassed
  172. >But there’s something more important on your mind
  173. “Say, Brilliant. Are you sure you’re okay? I don’t mean to pry, but you looked like you had a big fall. What’s up with that?”
  174. >She snaps out of her embarrassment looking puzzled
  175. >”I… I don’t really remember.”
  176. >You’re pretty sure she’s bs-ing you, but you probably shouldn’t pry
  177. >Time to get your day sorted
  178. >What are you gonna do?
  179.  
  180. >Be Anon
  181. >Be finishing up breakfast with your impromptu sleepover buddy
  182. >Brilliant is being pretty quiet
  183. >You don’t know how she acts normally during the morning; she’s always been really chatty when you hang-out with her
  184. >Maybe you should invite her to go somewhere
  185. >You need to pick some stuff up, maybe you could make a day out of it
  186. “Hey, Brilliant, you doing anything today?”
  187. >Brilliant looks up from her bowl with a puzzled face
  188. >”No, I think I’m free today”
  189. “Great, I need to pick up somethings from the grocer, do you wanna join me?”
  190. >Brilliant stares at you for a minute
  191. >And stares
  192. >And stares
  193. “Helloooo! Equestria to Brilliant. You there?”
  194. >Huh maybe she did hurt herself, you can’t really tell
  195. >Maybe if you poke her
  196.  
  197.  
  198. >Be Brillia—ERROR: INTIGER OVERFLOW
  199. >Restoring memory…
  200. >…3%
  201. >…24%
  202. >…76%
  203. >ERROR: MEMORY CORRUPT LOADING LAST STABLE MEMORY
  204. >Loading…
  205. >Load complete
  206. >Welcome User
  207. >Executing CutePoner.exe
  208. >Be Brilliant Gleam
  209. >D-di Anonymous just ask you on a-a-a
  210. >A date?
  211. >”-stria to Brilliant. You there?”
  212. >You feel something prod your cheek snaping you back to reality
  213. >Huh wha?
  214. >Oh right Anon was asking you on a d-date
  215. “U-uh s-sure An-Anon, that sounds f-fun.”
  216. >BRAIN WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?! THIS IS LORD ANONYMOUS!!!
  217. >YOU CAN’T DATE HIM! THAT’S LIKE DATING PRINCESS CELESTIA!!
  218. >…
  219. >so why do you want to?
  220. >”Cool, get ready and we’ll head out in a minute.”
  221. “YEAHGREATGOTTAGOFRESHENUP”
  222. >You quickly rush back into your room and bathroom locking the door behind you
  223. >What have you gotten yourself into?
  224.  
  225.  
  226. >Be Princess Cadence
  227. >You finally got Flurry to go with Shiny
  228. >Harmony help him, that girl is a ball of energy
  229. >You can finally get to work
  230. >As you enter your office you see a pile of letters sitting on your desk
  231. >Unsealing the top letter you quickly skim the letter
  232. Dear, Princess Mi Amore Cadenza
  233. We from the, Blah, Blah, Blah… In the hopes that you will Yadda, Yadda, Yadda… Meet with the pantheon at a specified date.
  234. Sincerely Prime Minister Gale Force
  235. >It seems the leaders wish to finally meet
  236. >This is good, now you may put your plan in motion
  237. >….
  238. >….
  239. > How to begin
  240. >Ah perfect
  241. >You write your response telling them to meet in one week from now
  242. >In Canterlot
  243. >A shiver runs down your spine
  244. >Harmony help those poor souls
  245. >But if they wish to meet with the pantheon
  246. >They will
  247.  
  248. >Be Anon, a half hour later
  249. >Be walking around town square with Brilliant
  250. >Is it considered a town square in a city?
  251. >The market square
  252. >You’re walking around the market square with Brilliant
  253. >You’ve been walking around for a bit and picked up what you needed
  254. >Milk, cheese, bread, cereal all that jazz
  255. >You decide against going to the gryphon deli for now, you don’t want to gross out Brilliant
  256. >Brilliant’s been kinda fidgety the whole time though
  257. >You look down at her
  258. >She’s nervously looking around
  259. >You wonder what’s got her on so edge
  260. >Maybe a snack will help calm her down
  261. >Glancing around you spot a small café on the corner
  262. “Hey Brilliant, you hungry?”
  263. >”Huh wha? O-oh yeah Anon I c-could go for a bite.”
  264. “Awesome”
  265. >You guide Brilliant to the Café and sit down
  266. >The Chairs outside your apartment have always been a bit small, but you make do
  267. >You two look over some menus provided at the door and decide on what to snack on
  268. >You decide on a cup of Earl Grey tea, and a slice of pound cake while Brilliant decides on a cup of apple juice and daisy sandwich
  269. >Your afternoon snack goes by relatively calmly, though Brilliant still seems to be a little wound up
  270. >tbh Brilliant’s been acting kinda weird lately
  271. “Hey, Brilliant is everything alright? You seem kinda stressed.
  272. >She seems to snap out of deep thought at your voice
  273. >”Oh, yeah Anon, everything’s fine. I’m just… just thinking is all.”
  274. >Okay yeah, she’s not fine
  275. >Then it hits you
  276. >She “lost” her job for a week and what are you doing?
  277. >Fucking parading around town like everything’s hunky dory
  278. >She probably doesn’t want to be out right now and risk being seen by one of her co-workers
  279. >As big a city as the capital is, it’s still fairly tight knit
  280. >God you feel like a bit of an ass right now
  281. >How are you gonna make it up to her?
  282.  
  283.  
  284. >Be Brilliant Gleam, and you don’t exactly know who you are right now
  285. >Ever since your over-exposure to Anonymous things have seemed…
  286. >Off?
  287. >Different?
  288. >Things just don’t make sense anymore
  289. >Not everything… just certain things
  290. >When you ate lunch with Anon, you noticed just how sweet everything was
  291. >Was food always that sweet?
  292. >And when you were shopping with him, the prices of things didn’t make sense to you
  293. >One bit for an egg, but two for a carton?
  294. >You couldn’t figure out why… but it seemed off
  295. >Things weren’t making sense
  296. >You glance at Anonymous
  297. >You realize you’ve stopped adding Lord to his name
  298. >Why? He was still Lord Anonymous the All-Father.
  299. >He was still all powerful
  300. >…
  301. >…
  302. >So why does it feel wrong?
  303. >You glance at his “Hands” as he calls them
  304. >Something happened when those descended upon your form
  305. >Perhaps if you could recreate that sensation things might make more sense
  306. >Yeah… that’s the reason
  307. >THE ONLY REASON
  308. >[spoiler]They feel really good though[/spoiler]
  309. >No… bad head
  310. >But how to get him to pet you more?
  311. >”Hey Brilliant.”
  312. >You snap away from your Fana… planning.
  313. “What’s up Anon?”
  314. >Anon sheepishly puts his hand behind his head and smiles
  315. >”Uh… I wanted to apologize.”
  316. “What for Anon? Have you done something bad?”
  317. >”I guess. I forgot that you had been given mandatory leave and yet asked you to come along like nothing was wrong.”
  318. >To be honest you had almost forgotten about that
  319. >Sure you didn’t want to see your co-workers right now but…
  320. >WAIT
  321. >This is your chance
  322. >”Anyway I can make it up to you Brilliant?”
  323. >It’s now or never Brilliant, don’t let this slip through your hooves
  324. >FOR THE PETS
  325. >… for science of course
  326. “Uh, yeah I can think of one thing.”
  327. >He looks relieved
  328. >”Ah, sweet what is it?”
  329. >Deep breaths Brilliant
  330. “Co-c-could y-you…”
  331. >Come on B brave face
  332. “Could y-y-you m-mayb-be p-pet m-me?”
  333. >Anon looks at you confused
  334. >”Um could you repeat that? I couldn’t hear you”
  335. >Oh sweet Harmony
  336. “Y-yeah, could… you …please…”
  337. >come on Brilliant you’re almost there
  338. “Um if you want maybe… pet me?”
  339. >He looks a little confused still
  340. >sweet harmony, don’t make you do that again
  341. >”Uh sure I guess.”
  342. >He shrugs
  343. >TOUCHDOWN BRILLIANT IT’S PET CENTRAL FOR YOU
  344. >*cough* for science *cough*
  345. >Anon reaches out a hand and
  346. “W-wait Anon.”
  347. >What, isn’t this what you wanted?”
  348. “Well, yeah. But not here, it’s too embarrassing in public.”
  349. >”Oh…OH…oh.”
  350. >He somewhat blushes
  351. >[spoiler]Cute[/spoiler]
  352. >He pays for your lunch and you both make your way to the apartment building
  353. >this day is looking up
  354.  
  355. >Be *&%@$&*%@!#%
  356. >This stallion tempts you with sustenance
  357. >You shall abide for now
  358. >You shall wait for now
  359. >Wait for him to return
  360. >Wait for him
  361. >Wait
  362.  
  363. >Be Princess Luna, Champion of the Night
  364. >Princess Cadence has just informed you and your sister of her intentions to host talks with the other leaders.
  365. >Here
  366. >In Canterlot
  367. >You’re no stranger to madness, but this was utterly insane
  368. >And yet it was absolutely brilliant
  369. >The pressure you three would bear down on them, it might break there very will
  370. >And, you mustn’t forget, Anonymous’ own form of pressure
  371. >He’ll sit right next to you and…
  372. >No, you shouldn’t get ahead of yourself
  373. >You swore to protect him, and you shall do just that
  374. >Tis a mere coincidence that you can best protect him if he were to be by your side
  375. >For now you must wait
  376. >Wait… and make everything perfect
  377.  
  378. >Be Brilliant Gleam
  379. >And you are in heaven right now
  380. >Seriously, Anon’s “fingers” feel so good on you
  381. >This was your best idea ever
  382. >You can’t even begin to describe how relaxed you are
  383. >You could just… fall asleep… right now…
  384. >*Sigh*
  385. >Wait!!!
  386. >Brilliant, remember why you’re doing this
  387. >[spoiler]Because it feels nice[/spoiler]
  388. >Because you need to test… something?
  389. >What was it?
  390. >Sleep?
  391. >yeah… that was it
  392. >NO!!!
  393. >You need to test if Anon… has… affected you in anyway
  394. >You don’t feel any different
  395. >…do you?
  396. >Think Brilliant, think
  397. >But it’s so hard to think when you’re so relaxed
  398. >no, what did it feel like before?
  399. >it was
  400. >it was
  401. >A warmth
  402. >That’s right you felt a warmth deep within you
  403. >Wait, was that after you had woken up?
  404. >Maybe you should sleep, to test if you’ll feel that warmth again
  405. >Yeah
  406.  
  407. >Be Anonymous
  408. >Brilliant just fell asleep on your lap
  409. >You thought this might happen, after all that went down today
  410. >Looks like she’s sleeping in your apartment this time
  411. >Still there are worse things to happen
  412. >after you put the groceries away, Brilliant all but demanded you pet her
  413. >what was it with her and pets
  414. >She acted all demure and shy in public, but now she was forceful and assertive
  415. >You seriously hope this is as platonic as you think
  416. >Well, not much you can do now
  417. >A thought crosses your mind
  418. >where will you two sleep tonight
  419. >The obvious answer would be, in your bed
  420. >The ponies here are innocent enough that something like that wouldn’t be TOO much of a faux pa
  421. >the ponies would believe you two were just really good friends
  422. >But you weren’t a pony
  423. >She’ll have the bed then
  424. >And you the couch
  425. >Ah well, the couches here were as comfortable as any bed
  426. >Time for bed
  427.  
  428. >Be Knead Love the baker
  429. >Things had been slow these past couple days, but you were making due
  430. >You were busy closing up shop for the night
  431. >A long process but a rewarding one
  432. >Lord Anonymous smile upon your store
  433. “(*Q@^&$*(^@#$^*(@^!#()$#$&^”
  434. [spoiler]”Knead Love come”[/spoiler]
  435. >Your ears perk up, something was wrong
  436. “)($Q&#*()@!$&#”
  437. [spoiler]”The Park”[/spoiler]
  438. >You feel compelled
  439. >quickly gathering your things you finish closing and head out
  440. >You should head home
  441. >You want to head home
  442. >But…
  443. “)($&()!@&@($”
  444. [spoiler]”Go, Now.”[/spoiler]
  445. >something spurs you on
  446. >Towards the park
  447. >As you arrive you wait
  448. >you don’t know what for but you wait
  449. “!)@$(&!%$#@(%^)!&@$)!”
  450. [spoiler]”In the bushes.”[/spoiler]
  451. >hesitantly you approach the bushes
  452. >Something is there
  453. >Something dark
  454. >your hoof reaches to part the bushes when you stop
  455. >The air turns cold
  456. >You feel a primal urge
  457. >RUN it yells at you
  458. >Something is beyond this bush that frightens you to your very core
  459. >And yet…
  460. >The bush parts from your path and you see
  461. “You!”

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