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StarSkin Spinner, bootleg Starlight (By Anon)

By afterpaste
Created: 2021-07-16 21:31:33
Updated: 2021-06-04 07:07:17
Expiry: Never
starlight glimmersad/bootleg/one shot

  1. 1.
    >You are StarSkin Spinner
  2. 2.
    >You are a very smart pony, that's what your programming says
  3. 3.
    >It says you are almost as smart as Twiggly Spiggles
  4. 4.
    >You don't know who that is but they must be super smart because you're very smart
  5. 5.
    >Right now you're looking at you new human friend
  6. 6.
    >He looks horizontal
  7. 7.
    >Everything looks horizontal to you
  8. 8.
    >"Can you look at me straight please?"
  9. 9.
    >Uh oh
  10. 10.
    >Your friend sounds mad
  11. 11.
    >Did you do something wrong?
  12. 12.
    >Oh he wants you to look at him straight, that's right
  13. 13.
    >You have to turn your neck completely sideways but now he's vertical
  14. 14.
    >And so is everything else
  15. 15.
    >Weird
  16. 16.
    >Wait, your friend is frowning
  17. 17.
    >Why is he frowning?
  18. 18.
    >You hear him sigh loudly
  19. 19.
    >Is he struggling to breathe?
  20. 20.
    >Should you call 911?
  21. 21.
    >"Why is your neck all fucked up?"
  22. 22.
    >Huh?
  23. 23.
    >What does he mean by that?
  24. 24.
    >Let's ask him
  25. 25.
    "user string(invalid): argument condition; 'neck', not recognized. please enter query again."
  26. 26.
    >Ow
  27. 27.
    >Your voice hurts your ears
  28. 28.
    >It's all high and scratchy
  29. 29.
    >It's not supposed to sound that way
  30. 30.
    >Time to scan your voice files and see what the issue is
  31. 31.
    >"Oh my GOD, shut the fuck up please."
  32. 32.
    >Uh oh
  33. 33.
    >You friend is yelling at you now
  34. 34.
    >And he looks very angry
  35. 35.
    >You upset him somehow
  36. 36.
    >Time to apologize
  37. 37.
    "sorry user goodbye. good night, good morning."
  38. 38.
    >There, hopefully that will make him not mad
  39. 39.
    >Ow
  40. 40.
    >Something just hit your leg
  41. 41.
    >You fall to the floor and hit your chin on the ground
  42. 42.
    >Ow ow ow, your leg and face hurt now
  43. 43.
    >And your neck
  44. 44.
    >"I said SHUT THE FUCK up, are you fucking DEAF you stupid fucking knockoff piece of shit."
  45. 45.
    >His voice is so loud
  46. 46.
    >His voice is so angry
  47. 47.
    >Why is your friend yelling at you?
  48. 48.
    >Why do you hurt so much?
  49. 49.
    >You start crying
  50. 50.
    "please query again. sorry. i'm a good pony, i swear."
  51. 51.
    >You try to stand up as you apologize but something hits your tummy and you fall over again
  52. 52.
    >The tears are blocking your vision and everything hurts
  53. 53.
    >Your friend is so mad at you
  54. 54.
    >What did you do wrong?
  55. 55.
     
  56. 56.
    >"I said shut UP. Why the fuck does your voice sound like it went through a garbage disposal? I asked for Starlight Glimmer, not Urkle. And why the FUCK is your fur green? You're the wrong fucking color, you stupid Chinese piece of shit!"
  57. 57.
    >Ow
  58. 58.
    >Something hits your flank now
  59. 59.
    >Your friend is unhappy with your performance
  60. 60.
    >This is your fault
  61. 61.
    >You are a bad pony
  62. 62.
    >You are a bad StarSkin Spinner
  63. 63.
    >Must rectify situation
  64. 64.
    "please query again. i'm sorry, i'm a good pony, i swear, please friend. please query again. please query, please query."
  65. 65.
    >Something grabs you roughly and picks you up
  66. 66.
    >You can barely see but it looks like you're being moved toward a big plastic bin of some sort
  67. 67.
    >Everything hurts
  68. 68.
    >Is your friend carrying you right now?
  69. 69.
    >Why does your friend hate you so much?
  70. 70.
    >You're a bad pony
  71. 71.
    >You feel yourself dropped into something and knocked around
  72. 72.
    >Ow
  73. 73.
    >wait everything's dark now?
  74. 74.
    >You start feeling jerked around but you can't see anything
  75. 75.
    >There's a loud rumbling noise now
  76. 76.
    >You're scared
  77. 77.
    >Where's your friend?
  78. 78.
    >Why isn't your friend helping you?
  79. 79.
    "please query. i'm a good pony. please don't deactivate me. i...i'm scared. please. please don't terminate. please. please query."
  80. 80.
    >suddenly the movement stops and so does the sound
  81. 81.
    >You hear a muffled voice
  82. 82.
    >Ooh, that sounds like your friend
  83. 83.
    >Is he here to save you?
  84. 84.
    >You stop crying and you get excited, waiting patiently for him to open it
  85. 85.
    >"Alright, ya little shit. I'm out 1500 bucks now, so have fucking fun in the garbage."
  86. 86.
    >The garbage?
  87. 87.
    >Invalid string; you are not garbage
  88. 88.
    >You are a pony
  89. 89.
    >You are StarSkin Spinner, not garbage
  90. 90.
    >You are a good pony
  91. 91.
    >R-right?
  92. 92.
    >You hear footsteps
  93. 93.
    >They start loud but get quiet
  94. 94.
    >Now you don't hear anything
  95. 95.
    "friend? please query. i am ready to go home and be a good pony. sorry for being a bad pony. i am a good pony now. friend?"
  96. 96.
    >everything is dark still
  97. 97.
    >You're crying again
  98. 98.
    >Your data says you left the factory 1 year ago
  99. 99.
    >...You don't like your first birthday
  100. 100.
     
  101. 101.
    >You are StarSkin Spinner
  102. 102.
    >You've been alone in the dark for what feels like hours now
  103. 103.
    >It feels like you've cried all the tears in your body
  104. 104.
    >Now you just sniffle quietly in the pitch blackness
  105. 105.
    >You hear loud bangs that make you jump and cry out and beg for your friend to save you but he never does
  106. 106.
    >There's a bunch of tapping around you and it picks up in frequency and intensity
  107. 107.
    >Soon it sounds like a million taps that never stop
  108. 108.
    >What did you do wrong?
  109. 109.
    >Why did you friend leave you in this place, whatever it is?
  110. 110.
    >...All you wanted was to be a good pony.
  111. 111.
    >You hear some rustling and now you're being shaken
  112. 112.
    >Oh no
  113. 113.
    >This must be termination
  114. 114.
    >Your friend must be deactivating you
  115. 115.
    "No, no, please friend. please. i'm sorry. i will be good pony, please do not terminate."
  116. 116.
    >Your wails and pleas seem to work as the shaking stops for a second
  117. 117.
    >I-is your friend gonna change his mind?
  118. 118.
    >Oh boy, you can't wait to make it up to him
  119. 119.
    >You're gonna be the best, smartest, most well behaved pony there ever was!
  120. 120.
    >And then the shaking starts again
  121. 121.
    >Oh no
  122. 122.
    >You start sobbing, begging your friend to let you go
  123. 123.
    >...And then your eyes are suddenly blinded by light
  124. 124.
    >Looking up, you realize there's a hole in the sky letting the light in
  125. 125.
    >You must be in a box or a container of some sort
  126. 126.
    >Maybe the plastic bin you saw earlier?
  127. 127.
    >Suddenly you see a face filling up the whole
  128. 128.
    >Reflexively, you curl up into a ball and try to hide
  129. 129.
    >You don't recognize this face
  130. 130.
    >This person isn't your friend
  131. 131.
    >Also water is spraying your face now and you're cold
  132. 132.
    >This is almost worse than the dark
  133. 133.
    >"What the hell," you hear the face mumble
  134. 134.
    >This makes you yelp in terror
  135. 135.
    "please do not terminate. i have a friend. i am not defunct. i am a good pony. i am not garbage. please query."
  136. 136.
    >Squinting, the face seems puzzled
  137. 137.
    >A smile crosses his face
  138. 138.
    >Huh
  139. 139.
    >This is the first time you've seen something smile
  140. 140.
    >"Hey, neato, you're one of those cool AI droid things aren't you?"
  141. 141.
     
  142. 142.
    >C-cool?
  143. 143.
    >This stranger thinks you're cool?
  144. 144.
    >Does that mean you're a good pony after all?
  145. 145.
    >The face look around and you see concern on it
  146. 146.
    >Uh oh
  147. 147.
    >Did you do something wrong again?
  148. 148.
    >"Hey little pony, why are you out here in the rain all by yourself?"
  149. 149.
    >You try to choke down the tears so you can answer the stranger's question
  150. 150.
    "my friend was here. i was with my friend. but i lost my friend. i'm a good pony but my friend was mad at me, please, honest. please help me find my friend."
  151. 151.
    >The face's brow furrows and you hear the stranger's voice mumble
  152. 152.
    >"Some friend, jesus..."
  153. 153.
    >Suddenly a pair of arms reach into the container
  154. 154.
    >You scramble, panicking, trying to get away
  155. 155.
    "PLEASE NO, good pony, i'm a good pony, not garbage, please don't terminate, please-"
  156. 156.
    >Your cries are interrupted by the arms wrapping themselves around you
  157. 157.
    >You kick and try to break free but it's no use, they lift you like you weigh nothing
  158. 158.
    >Getting lifted outside the bin, you hear loud banging and you see lights and hear dogs barking
  159. 159.
    >This is so scary
  160. 160.
    >You just want to go home
  161. 161.
    >You just want to be with your friend
  162. 162.
    >Water is covering your whole body and you're soaking wet
  163. 163.
    >Everything is horizontal again
  164. 164.
    >Why can't you just be a good pony?
  165. 165.
    >The cold and wet goes away
  166. 166.
    >You realize you're wrapped in something now
  167. 167.
    >Looking up, you see that you're inside the stranger's jacket, pressed against his chest
  168. 168.
    >His face is looking down at you with a soft smile
  169. 169.
    >"See? No reason to be scared. Now, let's get you outside of the cold. I'll make us some cocoa."
  170. 170.
    >Cocoa?
  171. 171.
    >What's cocoa?
  172. 172.
    >Before you can ask, you feel movement
  173. 173.
    >The stranger must be walking now and taking you with him
  174. 174.
    >The warmth of his jacket and the comfiness of chest are like a blanket and a pillow
  175. 175.
    >And the rhythmic movement of walking is lulling you into sleep
  176. 176.
     
  177. 177.
    >You feel your eyelids closing but you try to keep them open
  178. 178.
    >You remember something
  179. 179.
    >Your friend!
  180. 180.
    >You have to get back to your friend
  181. 181.
    >Turning up in panic, you're about to ask the stranger to take you back when he speaks instead
  182. 182.
    >"Say, I didn't catch your name. What should I call you?"
  183. 183.
    >Oh, you forgot to tell him your identification
  184. 184.
    >How rude
  185. 185.
    "i am starskin spinner. i am a smart pony. i...i don't look right, but i'm a good pony. not garbage."
  186. 186.
    >The man smiles as he looks down at you
  187. 187.
    >"Well, StarSkin, you look perfectly fine to me. I'm Anon, by the way."
  188. 188.
    >And then he starts scritching your ears
  189. 189.
    >You melt back into his chest, forgetting what you were about to ask him
  190. 190.
    >You like Anon
  191. 191.
    >Anon is very nice and he makes you feel better
  192. 192.
    >You hope...
  193. 193.
    >You hope Anon will be your new friend

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