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StarSkin Spinner, bootleg Starlight (By Anon)

By afterpaste
Created: 2021-07-16 21:31:33
Updated: 2021-06-04 07:07:17
Expiry: Never
starlight glimmersad/bootleg/one shot

  1. >You are StarSkin Spinner
  2. >You are a very smart pony, that's what your programming says
  3. >It says you are almost as smart as Twiggly Spiggles
  4. >You don't know who that is but they must be super smart because you're very smart
  5. >Right now you're looking at you new human friend
  6. >He looks horizontal
  7. >Everything looks horizontal to you
  8. >"Can you look at me straight please?"
  9. >Uh oh
  10. >Your friend sounds mad
  11. >Did you do something wrong?
  12. >Oh he wants you to look at him straight, that's right
  13. >You have to turn your neck completely sideways but now he's vertical
  14. >And so is everything else
  15. >Weird
  16. >Wait, your friend is frowning
  17. >Why is he frowning?
  18. >You hear him sigh loudly
  19. >Is he struggling to breathe?
  20. >Should you call 911?
  21. >"Why is your neck all fucked up?"
  22. >Huh?
  23. >What does he mean by that?
  24. >Let's ask him
  25. "user string(invalid): argument condition; 'neck', not recognized. please enter query again."
  26. >Ow
  27. >Your voice hurts your ears
  28. >It's all high and scratchy
  29. >It's not supposed to sound that way
  30. >Time to scan your voice files and see what the issue is
  31. >"Oh my GOD, shut the fuck up please."
  32. >Uh oh
  33. >You friend is yelling at you now
  34. >And he looks very angry
  35. >You upset him somehow
  36. >Time to apologize
  37. "sorry user goodbye. good night, good morning."
  38. >There, hopefully that will make him not mad
  39. >Ow
  40. >Something just hit your leg
  41. >You fall to the floor and hit your chin on the ground
  42. >Ow ow ow, your leg and face hurt now
  43. >And your neck
  44. >"I said SHUT THE FUCK up, are you fucking DEAF you stupid fucking knockoff piece of shit."
  45. >His voice is so loud
  46. >His voice is so angry
  47. >Why is your friend yelling at you?
  48. >Why do you hurt so much?
  49. >You start crying
  50. "please query again. sorry. i'm a good pony, i swear."
  51. >You try to stand up as you apologize but something hits your tummy and you fall over again
  52. >The tears are blocking your vision and everything hurts
  53. >Your friend is so mad at you
  54. >What did you do wrong?
  55.  
  56. >"I said shut UP. Why the fuck does your voice sound like it went through a garbage disposal? I asked for Starlight Glimmer, not Urkle. And why the FUCK is your fur green? You're the wrong fucking color, you stupid Chinese piece of shit!"
  57. >Ow
  58. >Something hits your flank now
  59. >Your friend is unhappy with your performance
  60. >This is your fault
  61. >You are a bad pony
  62. >You are a bad StarSkin Spinner
  63. >Must rectify situation
  64. "please query again. i'm sorry, i'm a good pony, i swear, please friend. please query again. please query, please query."
  65. >Something grabs you roughly and picks you up
  66. >You can barely see but it looks like you're being moved toward a big plastic bin of some sort
  67. >Everything hurts
  68. >Is your friend carrying you right now?
  69. >Why does your friend hate you so much?
  70. >You're a bad pony
  71. >You feel yourself dropped into something and knocked around
  72. >Ow
  73. >wait everything's dark now?
  74. >You start feeling jerked around but you can't see anything
  75. >There's a loud rumbling noise now
  76. >You're scared
  77. >Where's your friend?
  78. >Why isn't your friend helping you?
  79. "please query. i'm a good pony. please don't deactivate me. i...i'm scared. please. please don't terminate. please. please query."
  80. >suddenly the movement stops and so does the sound
  81. >You hear a muffled voice
  82. >Ooh, that sounds like your friend
  83. >Is he here to save you?
  84. >You stop crying and you get excited, waiting patiently for him to open it
  85. >"Alright, ya little shit. I'm out 1500 bucks now, so have fucking fun in the garbage."
  86. >The garbage?
  87. >Invalid string; you are not garbage
  88. >You are a pony
  89. >You are StarSkin Spinner, not garbage
  90. >You are a good pony
  91. >R-right?
  92. >You hear footsteps
  93. >They start loud but get quiet
  94. >Now you don't hear anything
  95. "friend? please query. i am ready to go home and be a good pony. sorry for being a bad pony. i am a good pony now. friend?"
  96. >everything is dark still
  97. >You're crying again
  98. >Your data says you left the factory 1 year ago
  99. >...You don't like your first birthday
  100.  
  101. >You are StarSkin Spinner
  102. >You've been alone in the dark for what feels like hours now
  103. >It feels like you've cried all the tears in your body
  104. >Now you just sniffle quietly in the pitch blackness
  105. >You hear loud bangs that make you jump and cry out and beg for your friend to save you but he never does
  106. >There's a bunch of tapping around you and it picks up in frequency and intensity
  107. >Soon it sounds like a million taps that never stop
  108. >What did you do wrong?
  109. >Why did you friend leave you in this place, whatever it is?
  110. >...All you wanted was to be a good pony.
  111. >You hear some rustling and now you're being shaken
  112. >Oh no
  113. >This must be termination
  114. >Your friend must be deactivating you
  115. "No, no, please friend. please. i'm sorry. i will be good pony, please do not terminate."
  116. >Your wails and pleas seem to work as the shaking stops for a second
  117. >I-is your friend gonna change his mind?
  118. >Oh boy, you can't wait to make it up to him
  119. >You're gonna be the best, smartest, most well behaved pony there ever was!
  120. >And then the shaking starts again
  121. >Oh no
  122. >You start sobbing, begging your friend to let you go
  123. >...And then your eyes are suddenly blinded by light
  124. >Looking up, you realize there's a hole in the sky letting the light in
  125. >You must be in a box or a container of some sort
  126. >Maybe the plastic bin you saw earlier?
  127. >Suddenly you see a face filling up the whole
  128. >Reflexively, you curl up into a ball and try to hide
  129. >You don't recognize this face
  130. >This person isn't your friend
  131. >Also water is spraying your face now and you're cold
  132. >This is almost worse than the dark
  133. >"What the hell," you hear the face mumble
  134. >This makes you yelp in terror
  135. "please do not terminate. i have a friend. i am not defunct. i am a good pony. i am not garbage. please query."
  136. >Squinting, the face seems puzzled
  137. >A smile crosses his face
  138. >Huh
  139. >This is the first time you've seen something smile
  140. >"Hey, neato, you're one of those cool AI droid things aren't you?"
  141.  
  142. >C-cool?
  143. >This stranger thinks you're cool?
  144. >Does that mean you're a good pony after all?
  145. >The face look around and you see concern on it
  146. >Uh oh
  147. >Did you do something wrong again?
  148. >"Hey little pony, why are you out here in the rain all by yourself?"
  149. >You try to choke down the tears so you can answer the stranger's question
  150. "my friend was here. i was with my friend. but i lost my friend. i'm a good pony but my friend was mad at me, please, honest. please help me find my friend."
  151. >The face's brow furrows and you hear the stranger's voice mumble
  152. >"Some friend, jesus..."
  153. >Suddenly a pair of arms reach into the container
  154. >You scramble, panicking, trying to get away
  155. "PLEASE NO, good pony, i'm a good pony, not garbage, please don't terminate, please-"
  156. >Your cries are interrupted by the arms wrapping themselves around you
  157. >You kick and try to break free but it's no use, they lift you like you weigh nothing
  158. >Getting lifted outside the bin, you hear loud banging and you see lights and hear dogs barking
  159. >This is so scary
  160. >You just want to go home
  161. >You just want to be with your friend
  162. >Water is covering your whole body and you're soaking wet
  163. >Everything is horizontal again
  164. >Why can't you just be a good pony?
  165. >The cold and wet goes away
  166. >You realize you're wrapped in something now
  167. >Looking up, you see that you're inside the stranger's jacket, pressed against his chest
  168. >His face is looking down at you with a soft smile
  169. >"See? No reason to be scared. Now, let's get you outside of the cold. I'll make us some cocoa."
  170. >Cocoa?
  171. >What's cocoa?
  172. >Before you can ask, you feel movement
  173. >The stranger must be walking now and taking you with him
  174. >The warmth of his jacket and the comfiness of chest are like a blanket and a pillow
  175. >And the rhythmic movement of walking is lulling you into sleep
  176.  
  177. >You feel your eyelids closing but you try to keep them open
  178. >You remember something
  179. >Your friend!
  180. >You have to get back to your friend
  181. >Turning up in panic, you're about to ask the stranger to take you back when he speaks instead
  182. >"Say, I didn't catch your name. What should I call you?"
  183. >Oh, you forgot to tell him your identification
  184. >How rude
  185. "i am starskin spinner. i am a smart pony. i...i don't look right, but i'm a good pony. not garbage."
  186. >The man smiles as he looks down at you
  187. >"Well, StarSkin, you look perfectly fine to me. I'm Anon, by the way."
  188. >And then he starts scritching your ears
  189. >You melt back into his chest, forgetting what you were about to ask him
  190. >You like Anon
  191. >Anon is very nice and he makes you feel better
  192. >You hope...
  193. >You hope Anon will be your new friend

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