Drop the bluefast


                                            https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/31113698/#31199623


                                            "You can't make me!"

                                            >Twilight, Applejack, Rarity, Fluttershy, and Pinkie Pie begin to circle you cutting off your escape from all sides

                                            >Rainbow Dash sits comfy in your arms like a cat eyeing her supposed friends in fear

                                            >Twilight pushes forward with Applejack on her side

                                            >"We need her help to save the world."

                                            >"Ya can't just take a day off."

                                            >You take a step back only to find Rarity already waiting

                                            >"Please be reasonable. I hate to say it but we really don't have time for this."

                                            >Those large magenta eyes covered in rainbow fringe plead with yours

                                            >"Don't let them do it Anon. Don't make me do work."

                                            >It is a genuine request. One that resonates with your own heart

                                            >You charge Fluttershy and she ducks out of the away allowing your escape

                                            >Twilight, Applejack and Rarity groan at their friends typical cowardice

                                            >Pinkie Pie makes fart noises

                                            >The villain of the week laughs

                                            >You run home as fast as you can

                                            >Can't catch you, you're the autistic man

                                            >Rainbow Dash snuggles into your chest for a nap

                                            >"My hero."

                                            >It just goes to show

                                            >Even when your job is saving the world from evil

                                            >Work sucks