Sseth /mlp/ green


                                            Hey hey ponies, sseth here


                                            >I've made good investments. Smart Investments.


                                            >Did you ever wanted to be a vegetarian so badly, You'd eat a burger made with straw and paint your kitchen green with vomit?

                                            >Have you ever tried pursuing a wholesome and loving relationship only to receive a fine and 5 years probation?

                                            >Have you ever wondered what you could do with a jar?

                                            >If you answered yes to any of those questions, than do I have the board for you.

                                            >/mlp/

                                            >a gathering place for some of societies brightest, poets, artists, and scientists,

                                            >While at the same time creating some of the most depraved and lewd creations.

                                            >It is purgatory with two faces, with only a entrance and no hope for an exit.

                                            >Truly amazing.

                                            >But what is end goal of /mlp/?

                                            >Ascension to reach your mare, whether through technological engineering, cryogenic preservation, or creating a soul of your own.

                                            >But only a precious few are capable of such ability.

                                            >"Seth," You may ask, "How does the rest even hope to achieving that same level of success?"

                                            >(You)'s

                                            >A magical currency of acknowledgement that powers both the ego and psyche of each post made.

                                            >The more you collect, the more your presence shines through the scattered veil of reality and beyond.

                                            >But be careful, how you collect them is just as important.

                                            >T̫̹͟h̵̠͡e̸͖ͅy̷̱̪'̨̫͓ṛ̶͝e̪̰ ̪̳ẁ̛̜a͎̝͉t̨͕͡c̭̜̜h̡͍͍i͕̟͡n̺͠ͅg̪͘͝.

                                            >But how do you get these (You)s?

                                            >It's simple. Make posts that get people invested and replying

                                            >How is up to you, but I'll give you some hints

                                            >Just posting won't cut it if you want to reach the big leagues. You need to do some advanced posting for that

                                            >There's two routes

                                            >Firstly, make consistently quality posts. Make the other anons feel strongly, and they'll reward you with (You)s for bringing feeling into their cold, dead souls, if just for a moment. Humor, sadness, lust, it doesn't matter

                                            >But that's hard

                                            >Secondly, make consistently terrible posts

                                            >And I'm talking Canada-tier

                                            >Shittalk people's waifus

                                            >Post in the wrong generals

                                            >Say good things about Season 9

                                            >Do anything to get people so mad at you that they can't stop themselves from replying, and watch the (You)s roll in

                                            >The answer should be obvious to which one I personally recommend

                                            >A quick message from our sponsor, Raycon: Shadow Legends.

                                            >Thanks to a pursuit of certain culinary delicacies, everyone now has to spend indoors.

                                            >And if you're home is anything like mine, than you must also have plywood walls and a neighbor upstairs who owns a trampoline.

                                            >Now's a good time to be courteous neighbor and join the fight against noise pollution.

                                            >Instead of role playing a Venezuelan bread line in the rain, get these wireless headphones.

                                            >It's able to cancel out noise, so you'll be able to relax and not be disturbed by the local meth addicts scraping against your wall.

                                            >I usually like to listen to Fluttershy ASMR sound files while I'm working on these scripts.

                                            >The quality is so good, it feels like I'm actually getting molested.

                                            >Insert the code to get 15% off your next order, and get 5 complimentary ASMR sound files of any mares of your choice.

                                            >What are you waiting for?

                                            >It's the biggest thing everyone is talking about this season.

                                            >Factions.

                                            >Ok, I'll admit it, there's no such things as factions here, because everyone is ready to engage in internet blood sports the moment they disagree on who is a good pony, what is canon, and what is the ideal life style.

                                            >Get into a heated conversation and before you know it, you're up till 4 the debating metaphysics and economics on a thread about pairing a man and a pony together.

                                            >If there is any group with some sense of unity, it is the moderators.

                                            >Who are these elusive figures?

                                            >no one knows.

                                            >What do they do?

                                            >I never bothered to learn, I just know that they always delete porn before I get the chance to download it myself.

                                            >Here's a quick hint.

                                            >See something don't like on /mlp/?

                                            >Maybe you could help sweep the board clean of disgusting trash by reporting it.

                                            >Good idea!

                                            >Maybe after several hours of deleting porn, the mods will investigate it thoroughly and declare after hours of deliberation that it did not violate any rules.

                                            >Better yet, you can hide it.

                                            >Don't reply to it.

                                            >The (you)'s only empowers it and allow itself to linger as well as burn into the retina's of the poor souls who gaze upon its gaping mass.

                                            >Don't let it pierce through the veil of this reality and taint the beyond.

                                            >Do your duty.

                                            >Ignore, and let it rot away by itself.

                                            >Since it's every shitposter for himself, I'll do the best of my abilities to describe the type of characters you'll probably meet by going over the boards they browse.

                                            >My Little Progress: Technology isn't Magic

                                            >The gathering place of big brains.

                                            >No brainlets allowed.

                                            >This thread is about uplifting Equestrian society through the advancement of technology, whether it be through the introduction of Human science, or ponies dragging themselves up through trial and error.

                                            >They envision an Equestria capable of pushing the boundaries that magic could never touch and explore new wonders.

                                            >Or they can exploit their well of knowledge and create new industries within a life time and become a tech mogul that rivals the ruling class.

                                            >It can even be as simple as to extend the precious years of your life just you could have more cuddle sessions, whether through artificial skin, or metallic bionics.

                                            >It has its detractors.

                                            >Posters who decry industrialization and irreparable change.

                                            >They then blather on about isolation, to spare Equestria from Humanity.

                                            >Ignore them, or make fun of them.

                                            >These are the very same people who breath through clenched teeth because they're afraid of swallowing a dust mite.

                                            >No one cares.

                                            >But do you know what thread really doesn't care?

                                            >The Slave Pony Thread.

                                            >They acknowledge that slavery is wrong, but they'd continue it anyway, because they believe that Humanity should be above everyone else in society.

                                            >What a bunch of lads.

                                            >It's only when it comes to the bedroom that they don't mind being below, behind, flipped, or in front if they're feeling kinky.

                                            >One of their favorite hobbies is buying extravagant collars for pet/wives.

                                            >But out of all the threads, there is nothing more extreme than the radical thread, Nothing More Pure (NMP).

                                            >Filled to the brim with moral crusaders and relationship extremists that will fight tooth and nail for a wholesome monogamous relationship.

                                            >All in the name of their prophet, Mi Amore "Can't stop this" Cadenza.

                                            >If you're looking for something more comedic with anime levels of deus ex machina, why not try the Princess Applejack threads?

                                            >Starting out from a love of the most honest background pony

                                            >As Applejack is at least half-way competent, the dictator Celestia decides as the least retarded of the Mane 6, she'll make this simple farmer into a full-on Princess

                                            >Absolutely nothing can go wrong

                                            >Except...

                                            >It does

                                            >Eventually things devolve to OC donut steel changelings and endless battles between changeling queens and changeling hives

                                            >Did I mention changelings?

                                            >It's, uh, probably best to drop this general after the first 100 threads or so

                                            >It'll save your sanity

                                            >Maybe you'd like something more wholesome and heartwarming?

                                            >Come on down to the Reversed Gender Role Equestria thread, where the men are women, the women are still mostly women, and autism really runs uncontrolled.

                                            >Do you like world building, polygamy centered around males, a traditional family, and having fem-simps at your beck and call for no reason other than you're different and have a dick? This, is the place for you.

                                            >Here you can pretend to be a househusband that is loved by your hardworking wives and many children, who are pure and value you for who you are.

                                            >...Look, it's wish fulfillment. It's not going to be realistic.

                                            >Anyway! It's not just ponies this little patchwork universe is limited to. You got:

                                            >Griffins, merchants who have been kicked out of 109 countries for no real reason other than their hosts are bigots. Don't worry griffins. I know that pain too.

                                            >Saddle Arabians, who stone stallions in the street for not wearing their burkas and insist there is one gender, because males are property. A very forward thinking people.

                                            >Bat Ponies, who have ass and titties for days and an incurable thirst for dick. Just... don't try any soup they offer. You see how that worked out for us.

                                            >Minotaurs, who are just fetish material for the very loud hyper breast crowd.

                                            >Changelings, face-stealing rapists.

                                            >Diamond Dogs, unwashed, inbred rapists.

                                            >Dragons, giant, pelvis annihilating rapists. Really is a female fantasy reversed huh?

                                            >And more.

                                            >It's a thread that makes you feel. Fell what, you might ask?

                                            >Makes you feel real fuckin' sad when you leave back to your lonely life with no loving wives, no perfect kids, a cold bed devoid of said wives and children, and a shitty, underpaying job awaiting you in the morning

                                            >But remember boys. Women, still have it tougher than you. You could never do as they do and enjoy it.

                                            >Remember Habbo hotel? Everyone Does.

                                            >have you ever wanted to pretend that you were raiding Habbo hotel as a pastel colored equine?

                                            >drop down into the Pony Town threads and make your dreams come true

                                            >make your horse, find your comrades, and keep the docks closed to the red furry menace

                                            >participate in factionalism, internet relationship drama, and an ethnic cleansing of the local furry population.

                                            >As an added bonus, you can send death threats to children with no repercussions.

                                            >sorry furfags, the docks are closed due to aids. Buck jannies, buck griffons, and buck ziggers.

                                            >if you're based enough and manage to convince them you're not from reddit, they might even add your horse to one of the pony town tapestries.

                                            >As always, more content to come, so stay tuned

                                            >A warm thanks to the many members of the Merchant's Guild

                                            >Generously funding and bankrolling these videos

                                            >You're all truly wonderful