Peetzer Pony (by Anon)


                                            1.
                                            
                                                >be loserfaggot anon

                                            2.
                                            
                                                >have at least a dozen pizza boxes in your room

                                            3.
                                            
                                                >most of them aren't even all eaten

                                            4.
                                            
                                                >you just order them to be able to talk to someone

                                            5.
                                            
                                                >your nondescript poorfag pony doll is queen of the stack

                                            6.
                                            
                                                >at least it doesn't look so much like trash anymore

                                            7.
                                            
                                                >thunder and lightning has been coming down all night long

                                            8.
                                            
                                                >give no fucks, got at least a surge protector

                                            9.
                                            
                                                >browse your favorite shit pile board of autists and losers

                                            10.
                                            
                                                >thunderbolt comes down

                                            11.
                                            
                                                >strikes your home

                                            12.
                                            
                                                >power is kill

                                            13.
                                            
                                                >desktop is kill

                                            14.
                                            
                                                >you get a zap so hard you fling yourself out of your chair

                                            15.
                                            
                                                >your entire room lights up in blue for a split second

                                            16.
                                            
                                                >fuck

                                            17.
                                            
                                                >urdedfgt.jpg

                                            18.
                                            
                                                >"Oh my God! Are you ok Anon?!"

                                            19.
                                            
                                                >mommy?

                                            20.
                                            
                                                >no

                                            21.
                                            
                                                >you drag yourself up to a sitting position

                                            22.
                                            
                                                >smells like cooked pizza

                                            23.
                                            
                                                >your tower of pizza is cooked

                                            24.
                                            
                                                >you smell burning but see no fire

                                            25.
                                            
                                                >you smell burning plastic from your desktop too

                                            26.
                                            
                                                >your pony doll's head pops out

                                            27.
                                            
                                                >pepperoni eyes

                                            28.
                                            
                                                >"Whew that sure singed my crust!"

                                            29.
                                            
                                                >what

                                            30.
                                            
                                                >is this real life

                                            31.
                                            
                                                >is this just Fanta sea

                                            32.
                                            
                                                >caught in a thunderstorm

                                            33.
                                            
                                                >no escape from pepperoni

                                            34.
                                            
                                                >she sees that you're speechless

                                            35.
                                            
                                                >she shakes off some of the boxes

                                            36.
                                            
                                                >her entire body is pizza

                                            37.
                                            
                                                >a few bread sticks make for her eyebrows and the outline of some perpetually bubbling mane of cheesy lava

                                            38.
                                            
                                                "...what?"

                                            39.
                                            
                                                >she smiles

                                            40.
                                            
                                                >her face droops down from the weight of her happiness

                                            41.
                                            
                                                >"I... uh... c-cheesed to meet you?"