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Peetzer Pony (by Anon)

By afterpaste
Created: 16th July 2021 09:31:33 PM
4th June 2021 05:52:36 AM

  1. >be loserfaggot anon
  2. >have at least a dozen pizza boxes in your room
  3. >most of them aren't even all eaten
  4. >you just order them to be able to talk to someone
  5. >your nondescript poorfag pony doll is queen of the stack
  6. >at least it doesn't look so much like trash anymore
  7. >thunder and lightning has been coming down all night long
  8. >give no fucks, got at least a surge protector
  9. >browse your favorite shit pile board of autists and losers
  10. >thunderbolt comes down
  11. >strikes your home
  12. >power is kill
  13. >desktop is kill
  14. >you get a zap so hard you fling yourself out of your chair
  15. >your entire room lights up in blue for a split second
  16. >fuck
  17. >urdedfgt.jpg
  18. >"Oh my God! Are you ok Anon?!"
  19. >mommy?
  20. >no
  21. >you drag yourself up to a sitting position
  22. >smells like cooked pizza
  23. >your tower of pizza is cooked
  24. >you smell burning but see no fire
  25. >you smell burning plastic from your desktop too
  26. >your pony doll's head pops out
  27. >pepperoni eyes
  28. >"Whew that sure singed my crust!"
  29. >what
  30. >is this real life
  31. >is this just Fanta sea
  32. >caught in a thunderstorm
  33. >no escape from pepperoni
  34. >she sees that you're speechless
  35. >she shakes off some of the boxes
  36. >her entire body is pizza
  37. >a few bread sticks make for her eyebrows and the outline of some perpetually bubbling mane of cheesy lava
  38. "...what?"
  39. >she smiles
  40. >her face droops down from the weight of her happiness
  41. >"I... uh... c-cheesed to meet you?"

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