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Coffeeholic(2016): Adventures of Anontonio: Day 1a [discont.]

By dadonequus_archives
Created: 2021-07-16 21:31:33
Updated: 2021-06-21 18:58:48
Expiry: Never
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  1. 1.
    >Day wake me up in Lala land
  2. 2.
    >be Anontonio the pastel colored winged horse abomination plush thing
  3. 3.
    >you begin to come to
  4. 4.
    >hopefully you've woken up from that nightmare
  5. 5.
    >you feel something akin to a rapidly repeating patting on your chest
  6. 6.
    >you force open your eyelids
  7. 7.
    >you can still see your muzzle and find yourself in a bed with a light blue blanket inside what seems to be a wooden pastel colored cottage
  8. 8.
    >...
  9. 9.
    >cazzo
  10. 10.
    >oh, and did you mention that you notice that there seems to be a bobble-head white bunny plush thing sternly stomping on your poofy chest?
  11. 11.
    >yep, you're now certain
  12. 12.
    >you've clearly fallen down the rabbit hole this delivery
  13. 13.
    >you watch the little white bobble bunny turn around and point with one of its stubbly little arms towards its rump
  14. 14.
    >you notice what looks like tire marks among unkept fur
  15. 15.
    >you watch as it turns back to face you and points back towards your face as it continues stomping angrily over you
  16. 16.
    >what does this roadkill want from you, a goddamn carrot?
  17. 17.
    >you ignore the furball and raise your upper body up right from a laid down position once more
  18. 18.
    >you take another look around the room
  19. 19.
    >you see a few windows, stairs leading up, some couches, a fireplace, birdcages hanging from the ceiling, what seems to be other pet accessories, a door leading outside, another probably leading to a kitchen, a nightstand with an oddly familiar looking lamp and the vespa from before parked right next to the bed you were laying in minus the pizza boxes
  20. 20.
    >you feel something suddenly pulling your chest forward
  21. 21.
    >you look down to see the rude little furball pulling onto your chest fur with one paw and shaking the other paw angrily towards you
  22. 22.
    >all while rudely squeaking nonsensical noises at you
  23. 23.
    >you raise your right fluffy log of an arm from above the covers and shove the furball off of your hairy chest tuft with a squeak and retort
  24. 24.
    "Eyy bugs!"
  25. 25.
    >you assume this little birichino understands english from your experiences with the first two plushies you've met since you've woken up to this hell
  26. 26.
    "Why don you maek like-a ball an' bounca!"
  27. 27.
    >you're suddenly interrupted with the distinct sounds of laughter
  28. 28.
    >"Hah, oh hoh hoh hoh hoh!"
  29. 29.
    >you pause, turn your head and try to find the source of this unexpected chuckling
  30. 30.
    >"Oh hah, over here my little joker."
  31. 31.
    >you suddenly watch the strangely shaped desk lamp transformed and grew into the snake-like being from before
  32. 32.
    >you remain speechless as the towering being approaches the side of the bed
  33. 33.
    >you watch as the puffball on the bedsheet now yips and shakes it's paw angrily towards ass-face while hopping up and down
  34. 34.
    >you gasp unexpectantly as the bunny suddenly poofs into what seems to be a white rubber ball with it's face it's face etched on it before you
  35. 35.
    >dumbfounded, you watch as it then gets flicked out the window with a squeak from a flick of the snake-being's talon
  36. 36.
    >"Bounce like a ball, classic..."
  37. 37.
    >you stare at the snake-being in confusion as it wipes a tear from one of its eyes with its lion's paw before turning to face you
  38. 38.
    >"I think I may like you already."
  39. 39.
    >the snaky being sits down on the Vespa, a pair of glasses on it's face, a notepad and quil in paw suddenly poof into existence and it stares expectantly at you
  40. 40.
    >you calm your nerves a little and try to use your words before things could get any more awkward
  41. 41.
    "I, whera am I."
  42. 42.
    >It begins to scribble something on its notepad and continues eyeing you
  43. 43.
    >"You're in Fluttershy's quaint little cottage, just outside the bland little town of Ponyville."
  44. 44.
    >you don't recognize either of those names
  45. 45.
    "An whera izza dat?"
  46. 46.
    >"In the boring kingdom of Equestira part of the generic world of Equestria. "Lame" name, I know.. Wouldn't you agree that Discordia or Chaos-Land would sell as a better name?"
  47. 47.
    >you ignore the latter bit of its speech
  48. 48.
    >the word Equestria as a kingdom or nation doesn't ring a bell to you
  49. 49.
    >you're now positive that you're no longer living la dolce vita in la bella nazione that is Italy
  50. 50.
    >you begin to tense up again
  51. 51.
    "H-how do ayy come herea!?"
  52. 52.
    >"Oh, I was enjoying magnificent picnic with Fluttershy when the little white rodent was being peskey. Sooo, I borrowed Celestia's magic mirror in hopes that a steam engine would drive the RUDE raskal away."
  53. 53.
    >magic mirror? You didn't understand any of this, are you supposed to be in some sort of Disney cartoon?
  54. 54.
    >"Of course you came riding on this cushy scooter of yours instead and broke the mirror in dimensional crossing. Oh, but don't worry about that little one. I still commend you on getting the job done. You should of seen your faces! Oh hah!"
  55. 55.
    >you watch it chuckle as it throws the notepad and quil into the air and leans closer towards you
  56. 56.
    >for a moment's glance at the flying notebook you see a crudely drawn picture of the said snake-being wearing sandals that appear to have the head of the rabbit on one and of what seems to be a white unicorn with it's tongue sticking out on the other
  57. 57.
    >"Don't tell Celestia though, I don't think she'd have trouble getting a new one but "I" have a reputation now to keep."
  58. 58.
    >it whispers senseless ramblings close to one of your ears in a hushed tone
  59. 59.
    >you instinctively put up your arms to touch your ears as the snake-being leans back for a moment to watch you inquisitively
  60. 60.
    >you feel some thing similar to dog ears with your nubs you then feel greasy hair akin to a mane
  61. 61.
    >madonna, you're convinced you're a cartoon marshmellow pegasus!
  62. 62.
    >you turn your attention back to it
  63. 63.
    "An who'ra you, some talking asino?"
  64. 64.
    >"I, little colt, am Discord! Draconequus, spirit of chaos, master of mischief, king of fun and funny things! Perhaps you've heard of me?"
  65. 65.
    >you watch Discord pose like a egomaniacal prince with poofed golden crown, cane and trophy with "#1 Chaos" etched into it
  66. 66.
    >you get it, he's magic or something
  67. 67.
    >you give a blank annoyed stare at this pazzo as a few seconds pass
  68. 68.
    >"Humph, I expect a little praise at least. Interdimensional portal summoning of a metal object in motion with such a small mirror wasn't easy you know?"
  69. 69.
    >you've come to the conclusion that Discord is somehow responsible for your current situation
  70. 70.
    >in anger you do what's natural to you
  71. 71.
    >you raise your voice
  72. 72.
    "PAZZO, SEND ME HO-muphuh!!!"
  73. 73.
    >"Zip it, wouldn't want to wake Fluttershy before I know a little more about you little one. She's had long night, making space for you here."
  74. 74.
    >your muzzle suddenly feels uncomfortably scrunched shut as Discord booped it with his lion's paw and then makes a zipper like motion
  75. 75.
    >"Oh, it didn't work?"
  76. 76.
    >you notice a sudden hesitation in Discord's voice and use this moment to bite down hard on his lion paw
  77. 77.
    >"Gwooo, oh you cute little cad."
  78. 78.
    >at least your teeth weren't soft
  79. 79.
    >you feel your jaw snap shut as Discord unhinged his paw in retreat from your teeth
  80. 80.
    >you watch as Discord now poofed a new set of clothes onto himself in the style of a Dentist with a face mask, white coat and latex gloves
  81. 81.
    >"You should of played along little one, now I have to figure out what you are the fun way."
  82. 82.
    "Whadda you want wid-muepghhh."
  83. 83.
    >you get cut off again as Discord leans close to your face and uses the gloves to forcibly keep open your mouth from the sides
  84. 84.
    >you try to fight him off you kicking by using your four hooves but alas, your marshmallowy appendages were useless
  85. 85.
    >you watch helplessly as you can only assume Discord is making funny faces with your lips as if you were putty or something
  86. 86.
    >"Hmm, two pairs of canines.."
  87. 87.
    >you whine in pain as Discord forces your mouth even more open then what you would consider possible with what you can only assume is a miniature car tire jack
  88. 88.
    >you're not used to such cartoon physics
  89. 89.
    >you watch in horror as Discord sticks his head into your mouth as if wanting to take a look down your throat
  90. 90.
    "Uggrgh!"
  91. 91.
    >you find fur taste disgusting and your eyes begin to tear up from discomfort
  92. 92.
    >"Hmmmm, smells like garlic in here. So you're definitely not a vampony."
  93. 93.
    >you gasp in relief as Discord leaves your gullet and you take a quick gasp of air only to feel dread again once you feel something pull your tail
  94. 94.
    >si, you want off the ride now per piacere
  95. 95.
    >you'd bet this Disney cartoon hell you're in is directed by Tim Burton
  96. 96.
    >you're lifted up from your tail by Discord's talon claw and are now hanging upside down
  97. 97.
    >you shake in fear as a little black storm cloud emitting static forms above you but still below the ceiling
  98. 98.
    >"Just one more experiment now. This should only sting for a moment if you're a normal pony."
  99. 99.
    >Mama mia, he is watching you expectantly with a devilish grin!
  100. 100.
    >you've watched enough cartoons as a kid to know where this is going
  101. 101.
    >you want to raise a white flag
  102. 102.
    "Per f-favore non-n, ah-I surrendurra! I-I talk! I TALK!"
  103. 103.
    >but your pleads go unheard as a small jolt of lightning cracks and hits you
  104. 104.
    >you feel nothing from it, but for a moment you swear you could see the pastel colored skeleton of your horse body and you suddenly have a bit of a sharp headache
  105. 105.
    >"Immune to metamorphoses but only resistant to magic, hmmm."
  106. 106.
    >Discord then flips you around and holds you up as if you were Simba from lion king or something
  107. 107.
    >"Well aren't you a very special little pegasus colt. That wasn't TOO bad now, was it?"
  108. 108.
    >...
  109. 109.
    >why did this merda always HAVE to happen to you
  110. 110.
    >you hear footsteps, no hoof-steps running down the stairway
  111. 111.
    "I-is everything alright!? I-I thought I heard yelling, then lightning, then I just-EPPP!"
  112. 112.
    >both you and Discord turn your attention towards the source of that commotion
  113. 113.
    >your soggy eyes see what you think is angel horse from before standing a few feet away from you and Discord
  114. 114.
    >you watch the yellow cartoon pegasus with pink mane gasp, then puffs her cheeks before shouting a single phrase like an angry siren
  115. 115.
    >"D-DISCORD!!"
  116. 116.
    >you hear noting but eerie quiet for a few seconds
  117. 117.
    >then you began to suddenly feel wet all over your lower body followed by a dripping sound
  118. 118.
    >mi scappa la pipi, papa
  119. 119.
    >"Oh! Myy..."
  120. 120.
    >you were a half-sobbing, shaking, poofy mess of a little pegasus and now peed yourself aswell as on the cottage's wood pastel colored floor
  121. 121.
    >you've done this all while still being held up by Discord
  122. 122.
    >"Now Fluttershy, look what you've done to the poor colt! I had him COMPLETELY under control. Now you've gone and made him pee himself by terrifying him."
  123. 123.
    >you can't wake up inside

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