Crime


                                            1.
                                            
                                                There wasn't a single moment that defined my life. But rather, a single style.

                                            2.
                                            
                                                Crime, baby.

                                            3.
                                            
                                                That's all it took for me to be alive.

                                            4.
                                            
                                                For me to feel like a human fucking being.

                                            5.
                                            
                                                Goddamn.

                                            6.
                                            
                                                It was a summer night, bordering on that sweet sweet autumn breeze coming in.

                                            7.
                                            
                                                I was minding my own business on the edge of town.

                                            8.
                                            
                                                Working my bullshit job as a stockboy in some supermarket.

                                            9.
                                            
                                                When she walked in.

                                            10.
                                            
                                                Looking damn good.

                                            11.
                                            
                                                Boots, skirt, top, headband, the whole deal.

                                            12.
                                            
                                                I wanted what she was offering if you catch me.

                                            13.
                                            
                                                All I did was throw some product on the shelves near her and I could already tell sparks were flying.

                                            14.
                                            
                                                She asked me whilst we were in the pasta aisle, "Hey, do you have any, uhm.. angel hair anywhere?"

                                            15.
                                            
                                                I responded, "Well... Besides yours, we should have some in aisle 7."

                                            16.
                                            
                                                And that's all it took, boys.

                                            17.
                                            
                                                The perfect crime.