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>Be you
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>A smol stupid faggot
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>You mean, Anonfilly, the smol stupid faggot
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>That’s how you’ve been calling yourself ever since HE arrived to Equestria
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>Your enemy
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>Your nemesis
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>You always wanted to be the little filly
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>It would be fun, you thought
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>No responsibilities
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>Only do autistic shit, like the CMC
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>Play around and no pony would mind, since you’re a kid
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>And it was indeed fun
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>You thought Stupid Purple would force you to go to school, like in those ridiculous fics
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>But in the end, she was smart enough to understand that you’re a grown up actually
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>Not so Stupid Purple, afterall
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>This was the best you would have wished for
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>You could still pass as a filly and play around, nopony would mind
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>Live as a guest in the tree library with Purple and Faggot, the dragon
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>Have all your needs taken care of
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>Have fun when you want
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>You just had to “help” Purple with a friendship problem from time to time
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“Don’t be a cunt.”
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>That was your advice for her every problem
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>You told her that was deep terran wisdom
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>Twilight liked it
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>Rainbow horse wouldn’t learn though
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>That was your first year in Equestria
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>A paradise
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>It all became hell later
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>You stare through the Tree Library window
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>It was evening and the library already had closed
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>But for him there was an exception
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>There he was
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>Tall and athletic stallion
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>Perfect mane
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>Head raised high with confidence
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>Intense eyes
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>Always carrying his sword with him
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>For a cutie mark, a shield with a question mark
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>He was very much like you
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>But not quite like you
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>”Ah! He arrived!”
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>You could know that Purple was excited as she rushed downstairs to answer the door
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>She barely looked at you anymore
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>”Welcome Anon! It’s so nice to see you here,” said Purple
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>”Greetings, Miss Sparkles,” said Anonstallion. “There have been weird dragon activities lately. I’m here to do research. Would you mind? The library is already closed...”
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>”No! I mean! The Library is open… (for you).”
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>Twilight seemed even embarrassed.
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>You rolled your eyes.
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>Spike rushed past you downstairs
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>He would’ve opened the door
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>But he was in the toilet
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>”Anon! Anon! How awesome to have you here! Will you tell me about your latest adventure!?”
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>Spike was excited.
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>”Spike! Anon is very busy right now. He’s doing important research!”
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>”Do not worry, Miss Twiggles,” said Anonstallion. “I don’t mind telling Lil Dragon what happened. Let’s say, the Diamond Dogs from the Southern Stronghold won’t bother Appleloosa anymore.”
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>What?
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>Did he just murder an entire tribe of dogs?
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>No way to know, as how vague his adventure descriptions always were
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>”So coool!”
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>Both Spike and Sparkle didn’t mind though.
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>They knew he was oddly effective
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>We should be in season Five right now
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>And yet the Tree Library was still there
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>Why?
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>Anonstallion somehow defeated Tirek alone, fucking up the timeline
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>No Crystal Gay Castle
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>No Starlight Nigger
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>He also took care of Starlight’s Village alone
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>And sent her to Canterlot prison, somehow
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>As he researched, Anonstallion looked at you, upstairs
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>Your eyes crossed for a second only, then he went back to research
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“Faggot.”
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>Spike was still trying to have a more detailed story from Anonstallion
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>He offered his (useless) help researching about dragons
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>Twigger went back up in order to not bother with his research.
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>You could see her blush as she stared at the stallion downstairs.
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“Are you feeling alright?” You asked Purple.
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>You had to repeat the question one time.
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>”Ah, sorry Nonny. I hadn’t noticed you there.”
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>Of course she hadn’t
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“What’s so special about him?”
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>”You know, Nonny. He’s the Hero of Equestria! He saved our lives many times! Even Celestia recognizes him as the greatest living stallion!”
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“He’s just a faggot,” you return to your grumpy ways.
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>”Don’t be like that, Nonny. You should be happy to not be the only human here in Equestria!”
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>You were WAY happier when you were the only one.
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>Now every time you see him you’re reminded how worthless you really are.
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>”Wait! You’re leaving already!?”
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>Twilight rushes downstairs to stop the stallion.
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>”Sorry for not enjoying more of your great hospitality, Twinkles. But duty calls.”
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>And then Stallionanon rushes out of the library, smashing the door open with his body.
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>Twilight didn’t mind.
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>There were little hearts in her eyes.
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>Like all the other mares in town.
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>You think about following him
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>But a little filly like you would be in great danger facing the wilderness like that
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>Damn you Anonstallion
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>He made you feel like a smol stupid faggot!
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>Be You
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>Hero of Equestria
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>Anonstallion, the Mighty
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>Savior of Canterlot
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>Slayer of Demons
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>The greatest Stallion Alive
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>You’re off to another mission.
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>This time, you’ll face dragons.
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>They are terrible fire breathing monsters
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>They’re no match for you though
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>You always find a way to bulshit your way into victory
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>But still a very harsh and dangerous journey
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>You’ll face much pain
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>Much hardship
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>More traumatizing memories to kill your sleep.
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>You stop running.
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>Stare back at the Tree Library.
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>All this time you spent watching the show.
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>It would be a dream to live there.
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>To live with Twilight Sparkle
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>Solve friendship problems
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>Be close friends with the mane six
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>Be a cute little filly
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>That small little faggot
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>How lucky she is
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>You wished to be her...
by CavalierAnon