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The Filly and the Hero

By CavalierAnon
Created: 27th September 2021 04:49:03 PM
22nd October 2021 07:14:55 AM

  1. >Be you
  2. >A smol stupid faggot
  3. >You mean, Anonfilly, the smol stupid faggot
  4. >That’s how you’ve been calling yourself ever since HE arrived to Equestria
  5. >Your enemy
  6. >Your nemesis
  7. >You always wanted to be the little filly
  8. >It would be fun, you thought
  9. >No responsibilities
  10. >Only do autistic shit, like the CMC
  11. >Play around and no pony would mind, since you’re a kid
  12. >And it was indeed fun
  13. >You thought Stupid Purple would force you to go to school, like in those ridiculous fics
  14. >But in the end, she was smart enough to understand that you’re a grown up actually
  15. >Not so Stupid Purple, afterall
  16. >This was the best you would have wished for
  17. >You could still pass as a filly and play around, nopony would mind
  18. >Live as a guest in the tree library with Purple and Faggot, the dragon
  19. >Have all your needs taken care of
  20. >Have fun when you want
  21. >You just had to “help” Purple with a friendship problem from time to time
  22. “Don’t be a cunt.”
  23. >That was your advice for her every problem
  24. >You told her that was deep terran wisdom
  25. >Twilight liked it
  26. >Rainbow horse wouldn’t learn though
  27. >That was your first year in Equestria
  28. >A paradise
  29.  
  30. >It all became hell later
  31.  
  32. >You stare through the Tree Library window
  33. >It was evening and the library already had closed
  34. >But for him there was an exception
  35. >There he was
  36. >Tall and athletic stallion
  37. >Perfect mane
  38. >Head raised high with confidence
  39. >Intense eyes
  40. >Always carrying his sword with him
  41. >For a cutie mark, a shield with a question mark
  42. >He was very much like you
  43. >But not quite like you
  44. >”Ah! He arrived!”
  45. >You could know that Purple was excited as she rushed downstairs to answer the door
  46. >She barely looked at you anymore
  47. >”Welcome Anon! It’s so nice to see you here,” said Purple
  48. >”Greetings, Miss Sparkles,” said Anonstallion. “There have been weird dragon activities lately. I’m here to do research. Would you mind? The library is already closed...”
  49. >”No! I mean! The Library is open… (for you).”
  50. >Twilight seemed even embarrassed.
  51. >You rolled your eyes.
  52. >Spike rushed past you downstairs
  53. >He would’ve opened the door
  54. >But he was in the toilet
  55. >”Anon! Anon! How awesome to have you here! Will you tell me about your latest adventure!?”
  56.  
  57. >Spike was excited.
  58. >”Spike! Anon is very busy right now. He’s doing important research!”
  59. >”Do not worry, Miss Twiggles,” said Anonstallion. “I don’t mind telling Lil Dragon what happened. Let’s say, the Diamond Dogs from the Southern Stronghold won’t bother Appleloosa anymore.”
  60. >What?
  61. >Did he just murder an entire tribe of dogs?
  62. >No way to know, as how vague his adventure descriptions always were
  63. >”So coool!”
  64. >Both Spike and Sparkle didn’t mind though.
  65. >They knew he was oddly effective
  66. >We should be in season Five right now
  67. >And yet the Tree Library was still there
  68. >Why?
  69. >Anonstallion somehow defeated Tirek alone, fucking up the timeline
  70. >No Crystal Gay Castle
  71. >No Starlight Nigger
  72. >He also took care of Starlight’s Village alone
  73. >And sent her to Canterlot prison, somehow
  74. >As he researched, Anonstallion looked at you, upstairs
  75. >Your eyes crossed for a second only, then he went back to research
  76. “Faggot.”
  77.  
  78. >Spike was still trying to have a more detailed story from Anonstallion
  79. >He offered his (useless) help researching about dragons
  80. >Twigger went back up in order to not bother with his research.
  81. >You could see her blush as she stared at the stallion downstairs.
  82. “Are you feeling alright?” You asked Purple.
  83. >You had to repeat the question one time.
  84. >”Ah, sorry Nonny. I hadn’t noticed you there.”
  85. >Of course she hadn’t
  86. “What’s so special about him?”
  87. >”You know, Nonny. He’s the Hero of Equestria! He saved our lives many times! Even Celestia recognizes him as the greatest living stallion!”
  88. “He’s just a faggot,” you return to your grumpy ways.
  89. >”Don’t be like that, Nonny. You should be happy to not be the only human here in Equestria!”
  90. >You were WAY happier when you were the only one.
  91. >Now every time you see him you’re reminded how worthless you really are.
  92. >”Wait! You’re leaving already!?”
  93. >Twilight rushes downstairs to stop the stallion.
  94. >”Sorry for not enjoying more of your great hospitality, Twinkles. But duty calls.”
  95. >And then Stallionanon rushes out of the library, smashing the door open with his body.
  96. >Twilight didn’t mind.
  97. >There were little hearts in her eyes.
  98. >Like all the other mares in town.
  99. >You think about following him
  100. >But a little filly like you would be in great danger facing the wilderness like that
  101. >Damn you Anonstallion
  102. >He made you feel like a smol stupid faggot!
  103.  
  104. >Be You
  105. >Hero of Equestria
  106. >Anonstallion, the Mighty
  107. >Savior of Canterlot
  108. >Slayer of Demons
  109. >The greatest Stallion Alive
  110. >You’re off to another mission.
  111. >This time, you’ll face dragons.
  112. >They are terrible fire breathing monsters
  113. >They’re no match for you though
  114. >You always find a way to bulshit your way into victory
  115. >But still a very harsh and dangerous journey
  116. >You’ll face much pain
  117. >Much hardship
  118. >More traumatizing memories to kill your sleep.
  119. >You stop running.
  120. >Stare back at the Tree Library.
  121. >All this time you spent watching the show.
  122. >It would be a dream to live there.
  123. >To live with Twilight Sparkle
  124. >Solve friendship problems
  125. >Be close friends with the mane six
  126. >Be a cute little filly
  127. >That small little faggot
  128. >How lucky she is
  129. >You wished to be her...

The Filly and the Hero

by CavalierAnon