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The Filly and the Hero

By CavalierAnon
Created: 2021-09-27 16:49:03
Expiry: Never
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    >Be you
  2. 2.
    >A smol stupid faggot
  3. 3.
    >You mean, Anonfilly, the smol stupid faggot
  4. 4.
    >That’s how you’ve been calling yourself ever since HE arrived to Equestria
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    >Your enemy
  6. 6.
    >Your nemesis
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    >You always wanted to be the little filly
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    >It would be fun, you thought
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    >No responsibilities
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    >Only do autistic shit, like the CMC
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    >Play around and no pony would mind, since you’re a kid
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    >And it was indeed fun
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    >You thought Stupid Purple would force you to go to school, like in those ridiculous fics
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    >But in the end, she was smart enough to understand that you’re a grown up actually
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    >Not so Stupid Purple, afterall
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    >This was the best you would have wished for
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    >You could still pass as a filly and play around, nopony would mind
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    >Live as a guest in the tree library with Purple and Faggot, the dragon
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    >Have all your needs taken care of
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    >Have fun when you want
  21. 21.
    >You just had to “help” Purple with a friendship problem from time to time
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    “Don’t be a cunt.”
  23. 23.
    >That was your advice for her every problem
  24. 24.
    >You told her that was deep terran wisdom
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    >Twilight liked it
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    >Rainbow horse wouldn’t learn though
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    >That was your first year in Equestria
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    >A paradise
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    >It all became hell later
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    >You stare through the Tree Library window
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    >It was evening and the library already had closed
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    >But for him there was an exception
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    >There he was
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    >Tall and athletic stallion
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    >Perfect mane
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    >Head raised high with confidence
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    >Intense eyes
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    >Always carrying his sword with him
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    >For a cutie mark, a shield with a question mark
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    >He was very much like you
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    >But not quite like you
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    >”Ah! He arrived!”
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    >You could know that Purple was excited as she rushed downstairs to answer the door
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    >She barely looked at you anymore
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    >”Welcome Anon! It’s so nice to see you here,” said Purple
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    >”Greetings, Miss Sparkles,” said Anonstallion. “There have been weird dragon activities lately. I’m here to do research. Would you mind? The library is already closed...”
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    >”No! I mean! The Library is open… (for you).”
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    >Twilight seemed even embarrassed.
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    >You rolled your eyes.
  52. 52.
    >Spike rushed past you downstairs
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    >He would’ve opened the door
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    >But he was in the toilet
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    >”Anon! Anon! How awesome to have you here! Will you tell me about your latest adventure!?”
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    >Spike was excited.
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    >”Spike! Anon is very busy right now. He’s doing important research!”
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    >”Do not worry, Miss Twiggles,” said Anonstallion. “I don’t mind telling Lil Dragon what happened. Let’s say, the Diamond Dogs from the Southern Stronghold won’t bother Appleloosa anymore.”
  60. 60.
    >What?
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    >Did he just murder an entire tribe of dogs?
  62. 62.
    >No way to know, as how vague his adventure descriptions always were
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    >”So coool!”
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    >Both Spike and Sparkle didn’t mind though.
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    >They knew he was oddly effective
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    >We should be in season Five right now
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    >And yet the Tree Library was still there
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    >Why?
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    >Anonstallion somehow defeated Tirek alone, fucking up the timeline
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    >No Crystal Gay Castle
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    >No Starlight Nigger
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    >He also took care of Starlight’s Village alone
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    >And sent her to Canterlot prison, somehow
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    >As he researched, Anonstallion looked at you, upstairs
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    >Your eyes crossed for a second only, then he went back to research
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    “Faggot.”
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    >Spike was still trying to have a more detailed story from Anonstallion
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    >He offered his (useless) help researching about dragons
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    >Twigger went back up in order to not bother with his research.
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    >You could see her blush as she stared at the stallion downstairs.
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    “Are you feeling alright?” You asked Purple.
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    >You had to repeat the question one time.
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    >”Ah, sorry Nonny. I hadn’t noticed you there.”
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    >Of course she hadn’t
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    “What’s so special about him?”
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    >”You know, Nonny. He’s the Hero of Equestria! He saved our lives many times! Even Celestia recognizes him as the greatest living stallion!”
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    “He’s just a faggot,” you return to your grumpy ways.
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    >”Don’t be like that, Nonny. You should be happy to not be the only human here in Equestria!”
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    >You were WAY happier when you were the only one.
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    >Now every time you see him you’re reminded how worthless you really are.
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    >”Wait! You’re leaving already!?”
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    >Twilight rushes downstairs to stop the stallion.
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    >”Sorry for not enjoying more of your great hospitality, Twinkles. But duty calls.”
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    >And then Stallionanon rushes out of the library, smashing the door open with his body.
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    >Twilight didn’t mind.
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    >There were little hearts in her eyes.
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    >Like all the other mares in town.
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    >You think about following him
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    >But a little filly like you would be in great danger facing the wilderness like that
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    >Damn you Anonstallion
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    >He made you feel like a smol stupid faggot!
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  104. 104.
    >Be You
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    >Hero of Equestria
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    >Anonstallion, the Mighty
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    >Savior of Canterlot
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    >Slayer of Demons
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    >The greatest Stallion Alive
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    >You’re off to another mission.
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    >This time, you’ll face dragons.
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    >They are terrible fire breathing monsters
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    >They’re no match for you though
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    >You always find a way to bulshit your way into victory
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    >But still a very harsh and dangerous journey
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    >You’ll face much pain
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    >Much hardship
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    >More traumatizing memories to kill your sleep.
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    >You stop running.
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    >Stare back at the Tree Library.
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    >All this time you spent watching the show.
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    >It would be a dream to live there.
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    >To live with Twilight Sparkle
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    >Solve friendship problems
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    >Be close friends with the mane six
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    >Be a cute little filly
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    >That small little faggot
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    >How lucky she is
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    >You wished to be her...

The Filly and the Hero

by CavalierAnon