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The absolute state of newfags

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Created: 2021-11-22 08:38:57
Expiry: Never
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  1. Irony
  2. [-Verse 1-]
  3. The show is changing
  4. The mares are glowin' up
  5. What the buck is going on?
  6.  
  7. And its amazing
  8. every Anon out here switchin' up...
  9. Um... what the buck is going on?
  10.  
  11. The bronies rising in the streets;
  12. What for? The clout...
  13. The more I look, the more I see more stuff to sneed about.
  14.  
  15. Is /mlp/ over?
  16. Should I leave them alone? 'Cause, really who's gonna go for
  17. posting at a time like this?
  18. Should I be posting at a time like this?
  19.  
  20. [-Pre-Chorus-]
  21. I wanna help to leave this board, better than I found it
  22. And cautious optimists won't help, and the fear is not unfounded
  23. Should I just start liking Sunny?
  24. Should I give Hasbro my money? No...!
  25. What do I do...?
  26.  
  27. [-Chorus-]
  28. Healing the board with irony
  29. The indescribable level of my density
  30. The board needs direction
  31. From a newfag like me
  32. Who is healing the board with irony...
  33. Thats it...
  34.  
  35. [-Spoken-]
  36. The board is so fucked up. Anthroposting... Twitterfags... The other stuff...
  37. And there's only one thing that I can do about it... While being new and anonymous...
  38.  
  39. [-Chorus-]
  40. Healing the board with irony,
  41. Making the catalogue good for the majority
  42. Oldfags will gatekeep and hate me, but I'll guarantee
  43. I can heal the board with irony.
  44.  
  45. [-Verse 2-]
  46. Im a special kind of newfag!
  47. Im self-aware, and I want to be an anon of change.
  48. So I am gonna solve this captcha for the good (Very cool, way to go!)
  49.  
  50. Nostalgiaposting doomfags,
  51. You've had the board for at least 10 fucking years,
  52. So maybe you should just shut the fuck up...
  53.  
  54. [Faggot!]
  55. But you don't wanna do that.
  56. There's gotta be another way (Yes)
  57. For me to help out while not posting with as a namefag (Never!)
  58.  
  59. The wait is over.
  60. I'm new, and I'm here to save the day,
  61. Lord, help me channel M.A. Larson during restream (Never!)
  62.  
  63. [-Chorus-]
  64. Healing the board with irony,
  65. Making the catalogue good for the majority
  66. And jannies will hate me, but they do it for free,
  67. I am healing the board with irony
  68.  
  69. [-Bridge-]
  70. If you dont think you belong because you're new
  71. Dont panic -- Call me and I'll give you a (you)
  72. If your thread is slipping right through
  73. Dont panic -- Call me and I'll give you a (you)
  74. Oh shit...!
  75.  
  76. Should I be posting at a time like this?
  77. If you need a spoon for this thread
  78. Simply ask and
  79. Ill make sure that you're fed
  80.  
  81. If you dont think you belong because you're new
  82. Dont panic -- Call me and I'll give you a (you)
  83. If your thread is slipping right through
  84. Dont panic -- Call me and I'll give you a (you)
  85. Oh shit...!
  86.  
  87. Should I be posting at a time like this?
  88. Somebody help me out, 'cause I don't lurk...!
  89.  
  90. [-Pre-Chorus-]
  91. And I wanna help to leave this board, better than I found it
  92. And cautious optimists won't help, and the fear is not unfounded
  93. Should I just start liking Sunny?
  94. Should I give Hasbro my money? No...!
  95. I know what I gotta do...!
  96.  
  97. [-Chorus-]
  98. Healing the board with irony,
  99. Making the catalog good for the majority
  100. Oh they'll think that it's bait, so I'll tell them to seethe
  101. And I'm healing the board with irony

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