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Anon, I Need You To Fug My Sister
By Punished_SpagetersCreated: 2022-01-05 02:44:40
Updated: 2022-01-07 22:03:59
Expiry: Never
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>Be me, Anon.
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>Currently drinking a cold apple cider, while just staring out the window.
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>Not much else to do here in pastel pony land.
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>Alright, it's not so bad..
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>The views good at least...
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>......
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>..I also don't have to deal with Twilight's bullshit right now, and that's always a plus.
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>I've been here for like six months, and every damn day, I have to see this mare. True, she's letting me live with her, but that's besides the point.
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>She's fucking CRAZY. The bitch is absolutely unstable, and I seriously worry for her well being at times.
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>She's always telling me I can't leave the library unsupervised, and that I'll cause an incident or hurt somepony.
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>She's always watching me, too. She can't even leave me alone for five fucking minutes, even when I'm in the bathroom..
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>...
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>She's right behind me, isn't she?
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>"H-Hi Anon..!"
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>This bitch, I swear..
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"What is it, Twiggles? Wan't me to go to Hayburger with you again?"
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>"U-Uh.."
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*sigh* "What, ya want me to carry you or something?"
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>"YES, I-I mean NO! I want you to meet somepony today.. H-He's my brother.."
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>Oh no. There's two of them.
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"Uhm, you sure about this, Twi? I thought you said I couldn't be around other ponies due to how ugly I am, and that I'd probably offend them somehow?"
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>"...you're not ugly..."
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>Damnit, I hate it when she mumbles.
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"What?"
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>"I-I said it's true! You're really UGLY!
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"Well obviously, but that's besides the point right now. You really want me to meet your brother?"
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>"Y-Yes! You two could become good f-friends! But he also wanted to check up on m-me, so I don't really have a choice.."
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"Uh, okay I gue-"
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>"G-Great! He'll be here any minute now, so behave!"
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>She then practically sprinted away, slamming the door on her way out.
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>Well, that was a bit of a surprise.
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>..aaand my cider's warm. Perfect.
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>No point in staying up here anymore. I guess I'll go downstairs.
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>My walk down the stairs was rather uneventful, considering I'm now used to the sound of those shitty steps barely supporting my weight.
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>So, here I am now, sitting on this way-too-small couch. At least it's comfortable.
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>Better enjoy it while it lasts.
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*knock* *knock*
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>Oh God, here we fuckin' go..
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>"I-I'm coming! Just wait one moment!"
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>And here she comes, nearly falling on her fatass while trying to get the door.
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>It's honestly kind of cute.
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>"H-Hello, Shining! Welcome to my humble abode, haha!"
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>Man, she's really straining here.
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>"Hey, Twi. It's.. uh, nice to see you, too."
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>So that's what he looks like. Huh. I thought he'd be more purple.
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>"Y-Yeah, it's nice to see you again, too! Please, c-come in~..!"
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>Oh God what is she doing.
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>The poor guy looks so uncomfortable..
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>"Um, uh, okay sis.."
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>He then steps through the door, and heads right towards the front room. He's probably looking for the couch.
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>The one I'm currently sitting in..
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>Twilight trys to get in front of him, probably in an attempt to hide my existence, but it's too late.
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>He notices me almost immediately.
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>"So, I guess you're the monkey man that my sister summoned. I've heard very little of you, but I must say, you're taller than I expected. It's nice to finally meet you, Anon."
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>Wow, he's nothing like his sister.
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>And there's a lot to unpack here, but I'll just keep it simple I guess..
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"Hello, uh.. Shining. It's a pleasure to meet you as well. Honestly, I didn't even know you existed ten minutes ago. Oh, and please forgive me if I accidentally offend you in anyway shape or form. I've heard I'm not good with introductions, and that I'm quite ugly."
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>"..."
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>Damnit, now he's just standing there staring at me.
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>Well shit, I gave it a shot. What more does he fucking want from me?
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>I quickly shoot a glance towards Twilight, hoping to at least see her reaction to all this, but her face is currently covered completely by a large book.
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>Then, finally, the stallion speaks.
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>"Hey Twilight, I'm sure you don't mind if Anon and I talk alone for a little while, right?"
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>"W-Well actually I do mi-"
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>"Good. We'll only be a few minutes."
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>He starts walking upstairs, ushering me to follow him with the wave of his hoove. I don't really have much of a choice in the matter, so I follow him upstairs as well.
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>Now, did I say I hate these stairs? Well, I do.
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>Fucking unstable shits..
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>This little pony is making it look so damn easy.
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>It's infuriating, I tell you what.
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>Eventually we reach the top of the stairs, and I'm already dreading whatever this conversation might entail.
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>Shinings been very quit the past few minutes, and I'm starting to get a bit anxious.
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>After sitting in silence for a few more moments, Shining finally decides to speak.
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>He looks pissed.
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>"Alright Anon, no more damn games. You know why I'm here."
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>Huh?
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"Huh? What the fuck are you on about?"
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>He slams his hoove onto the floor, giving you his most intense glare.
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>"Don't you dare mess with me! You know what you need to do, you know why I'm here!"
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>Who the hell does this little pony think he is!?
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>And what the fuck does he mean by 'you know what you need to do'!?
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"What in the hell are you talking about, you little motherfucker!? I don't even know you!"
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>He holds the glare for a few seconds longer, but eventually his head falls downward, and he exhales loudly.
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>"I'm.. I'm sorry, Anon. I-I don't know what came over me.."
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>Oh God, he's just fucking like her.
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>I'm surrounded by bipolar ponies.
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>"I.. I thought you knew why.. ugh, it's just been so damn hard, and it's only gotten worse lately.."
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"What are you talking about..?"
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>"I.. I came here to ask something of you. And I NEED you to do it, understand? The fate of my family, no, my BLOODLINE is in your.. uh, whatever those are?"
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"Hands. They're called hands."
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>"O-Oh, right.. Well, like I was saying, I really need you to do this, Anon."
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"Okay, sure, whatever. Just say it already, Shining."
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>...
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>"Anon, I need you to fug my sister."
by Punished_Spageters