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Anon, I Need You To Fug My Sister

By Punished_Spageters
Created: 2022-01-05 02:44:40
Updated: 2022-01-07 22:03:59
Expiry: Never

  1. >Be me, Anon.
  2. >Currently drinking a cold apple cider, while just staring out the window.
  3. >Not much else to do here in pastel pony land.
  4. >Alright, it's not so bad..
  5. >The views good at least...
  6. >......
  7. >..I also don't have to deal with Twilight's bullshit right now, and that's always a plus.
  8. >I've been here for like six months, and every damn day, I have to see this mare. True, she's letting me live with her, but that's besides the point.
  9. >She's fucking CRAZY. The bitch is absolutely unstable, and I seriously worry for her well being at times.
  10. >She's always telling me I can't leave the library unsupervised, and that I'll cause an incident or hurt somepony.
  11. >She's always watching me, too. She can't even leave me alone for five fucking minutes, even when I'm in the bathroom..
  12. >...
  13. >She's right behind me, isn't she?
  14. >"H-Hi Anon..!"
  15. >This bitch, I swear..
  16. "What is it, Twiggles? Wan't me to go to Hayburger with you again?"
  17. >"U-Uh.."
  18. *sigh* "What, ya want me to carry you or something?"
  19. >"YES, I-I mean NO! I want you to meet somepony today.. H-He's my brother.."
  20. >Oh no. There's two of them.
  21. "Uhm, you sure about this, Twi? I thought you said I couldn't be around other ponies due to how ugly I am, and that I'd probably offend them somehow?"
  22. >"...you're not ugly..."
  23. >Damnit, I hate it when she mumbles.
  24. "What?"
  25. >"I-I said it's true! You're really UGLY!
  26. "Well obviously, but that's besides the point right now. You really want me to meet your brother?"
  27. >"Y-Yes! You two could become good f-friends! But he also wanted to check up on m-me, so I don't really have a choice.."
  28. "Uh, okay I gue-"
  29. >"G-Great! He'll be here any minute now, so behave!"
  30. >She then practically sprinted away, slamming the door on her way out.
  31. >Well, that was a bit of a surprise.
  32. >..aaand my cider's warm. Perfect.
  33. >No point in staying up here anymore. I guess I'll go downstairs.
  34.  
  35. >My walk down the stairs was rather uneventful, considering I'm now used to the sound of those shitty steps barely supporting my weight.
  36. >So, here I am now, sitting on this way-too-small couch. At least it's comfortable.
  37. >Better enjoy it while it lasts.
  38. *knock* *knock*
  39. >Oh God, here we fuckin' go..
  40. >"I-I'm coming! Just wait one moment!"
  41. >And here she comes, nearly falling on her fatass while trying to get the door.
  42. >It's honestly kind of cute.
  43. >"H-Hello, Shining! Welcome to my humble abode, haha!"
  44. >Man, she's really straining here.
  45. >"Hey, Twi. It's.. uh, nice to see you, too."
  46. >So that's what he looks like. Huh. I thought he'd be more purple.
  47. >"Y-Yeah, it's nice to see you again, too! Please, c-come in~..!"
  48. >Oh God what is she doing.
  49. >The poor guy looks so uncomfortable..
  50. >"Um, uh, okay sis.."
  51. >He then steps through the door, and heads right towards the front room. He's probably looking for the couch.
  52. >The one I'm currently sitting in..
  53. >Twilight trys to get in front of him, probably in an attempt to hide my existence, but it's too late.
  54. >He notices me almost immediately.
  55. >"So, I guess you're the monkey man that my sister summoned. I've heard very little of you, but I must say, you're taller than I expected. It's nice to finally meet you, Anon."
  56. >Wow, he's nothing like his sister.
  57. >And there's a lot to unpack here, but I'll just keep it simple I guess..
  58. "Hello, uh.. Shining. It's a pleasure to meet you as well. Honestly, I didn't even know you existed ten minutes ago. Oh, and please forgive me if I accidentally offend you in anyway shape or form. I've heard I'm not good with introductions, and that I'm quite ugly."
  59. >"..."
  60. >Damnit, now he's just standing there staring at me.
  61. >Well shit, I gave it a shot. What more does he fucking want from me?
  62. >I quickly shoot a glance towards Twilight, hoping to at least see her reaction to all this, but her face is currently covered completely by a large book.
  63. >Then, finally, the stallion speaks.
  64. >"Hey Twilight, I'm sure you don't mind if Anon and I talk alone for a little while, right?"
  65. >"W-Well actually I do mi-"
  66. >"Good. We'll only be a few minutes."
  67. >He starts walking upstairs, ushering me to follow him with the wave of his hoove. I don't really have much of a choice in the matter, so I follow him upstairs as well.
  68. >Now, did I say I hate these stairs? Well, I do.
  69. >Fucking unstable shits..
  70. >This little pony is making it look so damn easy.
  71. >It's infuriating, I tell you what.
  72. >Eventually we reach the top of the stairs, and I'm already dreading whatever this conversation might entail.
  73. >Shinings been very quit the past few minutes, and I'm starting to get a bit anxious.
  74. >After sitting in silence for a few more moments, Shining finally decides to speak.
  75. >He looks pissed.
  76. >"Alright Anon, no more damn games. You know why I'm here."
  77. >Huh?
  78. "Huh? What the fuck are you on about?"
  79. >He slams his hoove onto the floor, giving you his most intense glare.
  80. >"Don't you dare mess with me! You know what you need to do, you know why I'm here!"
  81. >Who the hell does this little pony think he is!?
  82. >And what the fuck does he mean by 'you know what you need to do'!?
  83. "What in the hell are you talking about, you little motherfucker!? I don't even know you!"
  84. >He holds the glare for a few seconds longer, but eventually his head falls downward, and he exhales loudly.
  85. >"I'm.. I'm sorry, Anon. I-I don't know what came over me.."
  86. >Oh God, he's just fucking like her.
  87. >I'm surrounded by bipolar ponies.
  88. >"I.. I thought you knew why.. ugh, it's just been so damn hard, and it's only gotten worse lately.."
  89. "What are you talking about..?"
  90. >"I.. I came here to ask something of you. And I NEED you to do it, understand? The fate of my family, no, my BLOODLINE is in your.. uh, whatever those are?"
  91. "Hands. They're called hands."
  92. >"O-Oh, right.. Well, like I was saying, I really need you to do this, Anon."
  93. "Okay, sure, whatever. Just say it already, Shining."
  94. >...
  95. >"Anon, I need you to fug my sister."

Anon, I Need You To Fug My Sister

by Punished_Spageters