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Anon, I Need You To Fug My Sister

By Punished_Spageters
Created: 2022-01-05 02:44:40
Updated: 2022-01-07 22:03:59
Expiry: Never
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  1. 1.
    >Be me, Anon.
  2. 2.
    >Currently drinking a cold apple cider, while just staring out the window.
  3. 3.
    >Not much else to do here in pastel pony land.
  4. 4.
    >Alright, it's not so bad..
  5. 5.
    >The views good at least...
  6. 6.
    >......
  7. 7.
    >..I also don't have to deal with Twilight's bullshit right now, and that's always a plus.
  8. 8.
    >I've been here for like six months, and every damn day, I have to see this mare. True, she's letting me live with her, but that's besides the point.
  9. 9.
    >She's fucking CRAZY. The bitch is absolutely unstable, and I seriously worry for her well being at times.
  10. 10.
    >She's always telling me I can't leave the library unsupervised, and that I'll cause an incident or hurt somepony.
  11. 11.
    >She's always watching me, too. She can't even leave me alone for five fucking minutes, even when I'm in the bathroom..
  12. 12.
    >...
  13. 13.
    >She's right behind me, isn't she?
  14. 14.
    >"H-Hi Anon..!"
  15. 15.
    >This bitch, I swear..
  16. 16.
    "What is it, Twiggles? Wan't me to go to Hayburger with you again?"
  17. 17.
    >"U-Uh.."
  18. 18.
    *sigh* "What, ya want me to carry you or something?"
  19. 19.
    >"YES, I-I mean NO! I want you to meet somepony today.. H-He's my brother.."
  20. 20.
    >Oh no. There's two of them.
  21. 21.
    "Uhm, you sure about this, Twi? I thought you said I couldn't be around other ponies due to how ugly I am, and that I'd probably offend them somehow?"
  22. 22.
    >"...you're not ugly..."
  23. 23.
    >Damnit, I hate it when she mumbles.
  24. 24.
    "What?"
  25. 25.
    >"I-I said it's true! You're really UGLY!
  26. 26.
    "Well obviously, but that's besides the point right now. You really want me to meet your brother?"
  27. 27.
    >"Y-Yes! You two could become good f-friends! But he also wanted to check up on m-me, so I don't really have a choice.."
  28. 28.
    "Uh, okay I gue-"
  29. 29.
    >"G-Great! He'll be here any minute now, so behave!"
  30. 30.
    >She then practically sprinted away, slamming the door on her way out.
  31. 31.
    >Well, that was a bit of a surprise.
  32. 32.
    >..aaand my cider's warm. Perfect.
  33. 33.
    >No point in staying up here anymore. I guess I'll go downstairs.
  34. 34.
     
  35. 35.
    >My walk down the stairs was rather uneventful, considering I'm now used to the sound of those shitty steps barely supporting my weight.
  36. 36.
    >So, here I am now, sitting on this way-too-small couch. At least it's comfortable.
  37. 37.
    >Better enjoy it while it lasts.
  38. 38.
    *knock* *knock*
  39. 39.
    >Oh God, here we fuckin' go..
  40. 40.
    >"I-I'm coming! Just wait one moment!"
  41. 41.
    >And here she comes, nearly falling on her fatass while trying to get the door.
  42. 42.
    >It's honestly kind of cute.
  43. 43.
    >"H-Hello, Shining! Welcome to my humble abode, haha!"
  44. 44.
    >Man, she's really straining here.
  45. 45.
    >"Hey, Twi. It's.. uh, nice to see you, too."
  46. 46.
    >So that's what he looks like. Huh. I thought he'd be more purple.
  47. 47.
    >"Y-Yeah, it's nice to see you again, too! Please, c-come in~..!"
  48. 48.
    >Oh God what is she doing.
  49. 49.
    >The poor guy looks so uncomfortable..
  50. 50.
    >"Um, uh, okay sis.."
  51. 51.
    >He then steps through the door, and heads right towards the front room. He's probably looking for the couch.
  52. 52.
    >The one I'm currently sitting in..
  53. 53.
    >Twilight trys to get in front of him, probably in an attempt to hide my existence, but it's too late.
  54. 54.
    >He notices me almost immediately.
  55. 55.
    >"So, I guess you're the monkey man that my sister summoned. I've heard very little of you, but I must say, you're taller than I expected. It's nice to finally meet you, Anon."
  56. 56.
    >Wow, he's nothing like his sister.
  57. 57.
    >And there's a lot to unpack here, but I'll just keep it simple I guess..
  58. 58.
    "Hello, uh.. Shining. It's a pleasure to meet you as well. Honestly, I didn't even know you existed ten minutes ago. Oh, and please forgive me if I accidentally offend you in anyway shape or form. I've heard I'm not good with introductions, and that I'm quite ugly."
  59. 59.
    >"..."
  60. 60.
    >Damnit, now he's just standing there staring at me.
  61. 61.
    >Well shit, I gave it a shot. What more does he fucking want from me?
  62. 62.
    >I quickly shoot a glance towards Twilight, hoping to at least see her reaction to all this, but her face is currently covered completely by a large book.
  63. 63.
    >Then, finally, the stallion speaks.
  64. 64.
    >"Hey Twilight, I'm sure you don't mind if Anon and I talk alone for a little while, right?"
  65. 65.
    >"W-Well actually I do mi-"
  66. 66.
    >"Good. We'll only be a few minutes."
  67. 67.
    >He starts walking upstairs, ushering me to follow him with the wave of his hoove. I don't really have much of a choice in the matter, so I follow him upstairs as well.
  68. 68.
    >Now, did I say I hate these stairs? Well, I do.
  69. 69.
    >Fucking unstable shits..
  70. 70.
    >This little pony is making it look so damn easy.
  71. 71.
    >It's infuriating, I tell you what.
  72. 72.
    >Eventually we reach the top of the stairs, and I'm already dreading whatever this conversation might entail.
  73. 73.
    >Shinings been very quit the past few minutes, and I'm starting to get a bit anxious.
  74. 74.
    >After sitting in silence for a few more moments, Shining finally decides to speak.
  75. 75.
    >He looks pissed.
  76. 76.
    >"Alright Anon, no more damn games. You know why I'm here."
  77. 77.
    >Huh?
  78. 78.
    "Huh? What the fuck are you on about?"
  79. 79.
    >He slams his hoove onto the floor, giving you his most intense glare.
  80. 80.
    >"Don't you dare mess with me! You know what you need to do, you know why I'm here!"
  81. 81.
    >Who the hell does this little pony think he is!?
  82. 82.
    >And what the fuck does he mean by 'you know what you need to do'!?
  83. 83.
    "What in the hell are you talking about, you little motherfucker!? I don't even know you!"
  84. 84.
    >He holds the glare for a few seconds longer, but eventually his head falls downward, and he exhales loudly.
  85. 85.
    >"I'm.. I'm sorry, Anon. I-I don't know what came over me.."
  86. 86.
    >Oh God, he's just fucking like her.
  87. 87.
    >I'm surrounded by bipolar ponies.
  88. 88.
    >"I.. I thought you knew why.. ugh, it's just been so damn hard, and it's only gotten worse lately.."
  89. 89.
    "What are you talking about..?"
  90. 90.
    >"I.. I came here to ask something of you. And I NEED you to do it, understand? The fate of my family, no, my BLOODLINE is in your.. uh, whatever those are?"
  91. 91.
    "Hands. They're called hands."
  92. 92.
    >"O-Oh, right.. Well, like I was saying, I really need you to do this, Anon."
  93. 93.
    "Okay, sure, whatever. Just say it already, Shining."
  94. 94.
    >...
  95. 95.
    >"Anon, I need you to fug my sister."

Anon, I Need You To Fug My Sister

by Punished_Spageters