Granny Spank by Anon


                                            Granny Spank by Anon

                                            (Anon / Granny Smith)


                                            (07/04/2017)


                                            https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/29817496/#29819183


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                                            >You are Anon.

                                            >You've been stuck in candy land and currently living with the apple family.

                                            >And you're getting real tired of Granny's shit.

                                            >In checkout line at the local grocery store.

                                            >"Oh, if it ain't Mr green two leg! What was your there name again? Ahnoni moose?"

                                            "It's Anon..."

                                            >"Yer shoppin' for somepony are we?"

                                            "No, Granny. For the last time, I'm just buying some tools to fix my clock. Which you broke..."

                                            >"Oh that ol' thing. Well, maybe y'all should learn to not to put them fancy doohickeys in my way."

                                            "It was in my room. Against the wall..."

                                            >"Eh, sticks and stones."

                                            "Please, Granny, just checkout already so we can move this line along."

                                            >"Don you tell me what to do! Ah movin' at mah own pace."

                                            "..."

                                            >"AH darn. Ah don left my money at home. Say there, Amom, why don you pay? As a token for all da times I... err..."

                                            "...no."

                                            >"Don you sassy mouth me boy! I'm old and ah want mah groceries! And ah ain't got no money!"

                                            "Well than I guess you'll just have to buy your groceries some other time."

                                            >"BUH AH WANT MAH GROCERIES NOW!! MISTREATIN' YOUR ELDERS!"

                                            >Anger at 78%!

                                            "FINE! I'll pay... Just stop making a scene."

                                            >"YER DARN RIGHT YOU'LL PAY!"

                                            >Anger at 86%!!


                                            >Later that night

                                            >"Supper's up!"

                                            "Great! I'm starving!"

                                            >"Ah really don't think you deserve this, Anoon, after the way you treated me at the store."

                                            >"But here yer go anyways."

                                            "...Thanks..."

                                            >Anger at 89%!!

                                            >"Alright, dig in!"

                                            "Finally! Veggie soup with...! What the fuck is that??"

                                            >Granny's dentures starts floating to the surface.

                                            >"There them old thing is! Ah lose my head if it weren't attached to meh."

                                            >Anger at 97%!!!

                                            "MAY. I. HAVE. ANOTHER. BOWL. PLEASE."

                                            >"What's wrong with your soup there? It's just mah old dentures. I'm old, so these things happen."

                                            "PLEASE... MAY I JUST HAVE ANOTHER BOWL... PLEASE."

                                            >"Be a man! You eat what I've touched!! SO DON'T BE A BABY!!"

                                            >ANGER AT 99%!!!

                                            "F-FINE............."

                                            >ABOUTTOEXPLODE.EXE

                                            >"Oh and by the way Aboon. I threw away them there vidya games of yers or what ever you young'uns call em."

                                            "YOU WHAT!!?"

                                            >"Yer getting to old to be playin' them there games. So I threw them away this morning."

                                            >Anger at [ error: buffer overflow ]

                                            "!!!!"


                                            >YOU FLIP THE FUCKING TABLE UP IN A FIT OF ANGER!

                                            >GRANNY HAS PUSHED YOU TOO FAR THIS TIME!

                                            "THAT'S FUCKING IT!!!"

                                            >YOU GRAB GRANNY BY THE ARM AND PULL HER OVER YOUR KNEES!

                                            >"WHA!? G-GET YER HOOVES OFF OF ME!!"

                                            "'BOUT TIME SOMEONE TAUGHT YOU SOME MANNERS!"

                                            >and with a mighty swat of the hand, you land the first strike.

                                            >"BWAAAAAAH!!"

                                            >Granny yelled as her newly inserted, soup covered dentures flew up of her mouth.

                                            >"HELP!! HELP!! ABUSE!! ABUSE!!!"

                                            >Granny screams as your hand lands the second swat.

                                            >For every swat you land, you can feel the cheeks of her ass ooze between you fingers like soft dough.

                                            >Nothing but wrinkled ass skin.

                                            >The sound of the swat made a wet splat as it echoed through the barn.

                                            >And the dust puffing out like an old dusty pillow.

                                            >"BWAAAGH!! L-LET GO OF MEH!! BWAHHH!"

                                            >After every other swat of can see and hear dust farts flapping out of her butt.

                                            >Her saggy crotchtits jiggling like a majestic ocean song.

                                            >"BWAAAHAHA! S-STOP IT YER HEAR!! BWAAAAAGAGA!!"

                                            >After what felt like hours, you hand starts to stick to her ass like cum to paper.

                                            >Feeling like you've gotten your point across, you deliver one final swat that leaves a hand print like a memory foam bed!

                                            >"BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!"

                                            >Her ass starts slowly creeping down to their natural saggy position.

                                            "Now then. I think you've learned your lesson. Now go to your room."

                                            >"EEERRR! ABUSING YOUR ELDERS!!"

                                            >Granny Smith later turned into a cloud of dust and she roamed Equestria like a bird in the wind.

                                            THE END.