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Granny Spank by Anon
By splishsplashCreated: 2022-01-05 16:07:58
Updated: 2022-03-12 20:52:28
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                                            Granny Spank by Anon
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                                            (Anon / Granny Smith)
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                                            (07/04/2017)
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                                            >You are Anon.
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                                            >You've been stuck in candy land and currently living with the apple family.
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                                            >And you're getting real tired of Granny's shit.
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                                            >In checkout line at the local grocery store.
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                                            >"Oh, if it ain't Mr green two leg! What was your there name again? Ahnoni moose?"
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                                            "It's Anon..."
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                                            >"Yer shoppin' for somepony are we?"
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                                            "No, Granny. For the last time, I'm just buying some tools to fix my clock. Which you broke..."
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                                            >"Oh that ol' thing. Well, maybe y'all should learn to not to put them fancy doohickeys in my way."
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                                            "It was in my room. Against the wall..."
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                                            >"Eh, sticks and stones."
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                                            "Please, Granny, just checkout already so we can move this line along."
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                                            >"Don you tell me what to do! Ah movin' at mah own pace."
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                                            "..."
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                                            >"AH darn. Ah don left my money at home. Say there, Amom, why don you pay? As a token for all da times I... err..."
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                                            "...no."
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                                            >"Don you sassy mouth me boy! I'm old and ah want mah groceries! And ah ain't got no money!"
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                                            "Well than I guess you'll just have to buy your groceries some other time."
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                                            >"BUH AH WANT MAH GROCERIES NOW!! MISTREATIN' YOUR ELDERS!"
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                                            >Anger at 78%!
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                                            "FINE! I'll pay... Just stop making a scene."
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                                            >"YER DARN RIGHT YOU'LL PAY!"
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                                            >Anger at 86%!!
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                                            >Later that night
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                                            >"Supper's up!"
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                                            "Great! I'm starving!"
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                                            >"Ah really don't think you deserve this, Anoon, after the way you treated me at the store."
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                                            >"But here yer go anyways."
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                                            "...Thanks..."
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                                            >Anger at 89%!!
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                                            >"Alright, dig in!"
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                                            "Finally! Veggie soup with...! What the fuck is that??"
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                                            >Granny's dentures starts floating to the surface.
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                                            >"There them old thing is! Ah lose my head if it weren't attached to meh."
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                                            >Anger at 97%!!!
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                                            "MAY. I. HAVE. ANOTHER. BOWL. PLEASE."
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                                            >"What's wrong with your soup there? It's just mah old dentures. I'm old, so these things happen."
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                                            "PLEASE... MAY I JUST HAVE ANOTHER BOWL... PLEASE."
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                                            >"Be a man! You eat what I've touched!! SO DON'T BE A BABY!!"
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                                            >ANGER AT 99%!!!
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                                            "F-FINE............."
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                                            >ABOUTTOEXPLODE.EXE
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                                            >"Oh and by the way Aboon. I threw away them there vidya games of yers or what ever you young'uns call em."
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                                            "YOU WHAT!!?"
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                                            >"Yer getting to old to be playin' them there games. So I threw them away this morning."
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                                            >Anger at [ error: buffer overflow ]
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                                            "!!!!"
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                                            >YOU FLIP THE FUCKING TABLE UP IN A FIT OF ANGER!
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                                            >GRANNY HAS PUSHED YOU TOO FAR THIS TIME!
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                                            "THAT'S FUCKING IT!!!"
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                                            >YOU GRAB GRANNY BY THE ARM AND PULL HER OVER YOUR KNEES!
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                                            >"WHA!? G-GET YER HOOVES OFF OF ME!!"
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                                            "'BOUT TIME SOMEONE TAUGHT YOU SOME MANNERS!"
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                                            >and with a mighty swat of the hand, you land the first strike.
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                                            >"BWAAAAAAH!!"
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                                            >Granny yelled as her newly inserted, soup covered dentures flew up of her mouth.
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                                            >"HELP!! HELP!! ABUSE!! ABUSE!!!"
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                                            >Granny screams as your hand lands the second swat.
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                                            >For every swat you land, you can feel the cheeks of her ass ooze between you fingers like soft dough.
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                                            >Nothing but wrinkled ass skin.
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                                            >The sound of the swat made a wet splat as it echoed through the barn.
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                                            >And the dust puffing out like an old dusty pillow.
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                                            >"BWAAAGH!! L-LET GO OF MEH!! BWAHHH!"
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                                            >After every other swat of can see and hear dust farts flapping out of her butt.
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                                            >Her saggy crotchtits jiggling like a majestic ocean song.
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                                            >"BWAAAHAHA! S-STOP IT YER HEAR!! BWAAAAAGAGA!!"
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                                            >After what felt like hours, you hand starts to stick to her ass like cum to paper.
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                                            >Feeling like you've gotten your point across, you deliver one final swat that leaves a hand print like a memory foam bed!
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                                            >"BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!"
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                                            >Her ass starts slowly creeping down to their natural saggy position.
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                                            "Now then. I think you've learned your lesson. Now go to your room."
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                                            >"EEERRR! ABUSING YOUR ELDERS!!"
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                                            >Granny Smith later turned into a cloud of dust and she roamed Equestria like a bird in the wind.
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                                            THE END.
 
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