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Spank the Anon v1 by Anon
By splishsplashCreated: 2022-01-05 18:19:04
Updated: 2022-05-08 18:21:29
Expiry: Never
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Spank the Anon v1 by Anon
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(none / none)
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unf, started an entire general that got kicked off of 4chan
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(11/08/2015)
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(unfinished version, from this thread https://boards.4chan.org/mlp/thread/24240285)
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>You are Anon.
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>Well, you were Anon up until a few minutes ago.
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>Now you are a little filly thanks to book horse.
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>And on top of that, she made you go to a tea party.
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>You fucking hate tea.
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>Now you were being dragged through town listening to these kids prattle on about nothing.
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>Normally you wouldn’t mind them, but that was before you were stuck being a little kid like them.
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>You had better things to be doing right now.
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>Like being home…
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>Drinking…
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>So what it’s 10:30 in the morning?
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>Who the fuck are you to judge?
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>”So, what’s yer name?”
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“What?”
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>”Apple Bloom, that’s rude. Rarity says you should always introduce yourselves first, that’s proper manners. I’m Sweetie Belle, this is Apple Bloom and that is Scootaloo.”
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>The three girls smile and wave at you.
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“I’m An-“
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>Shit!
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>You can’t tell them your real name.
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>One of the last things you need is for them to know you’re Anon.
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>Then they’ll tell their sisters and then you’re labeled as a pervert.
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“I’m…”
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>Think of something genius.
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>You look down at your hoof and see the green fur.
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“Green…”
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>Shit, what goes with green?
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“Hornet?”
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>Goddamn stupid movie, why’d you have to think of that?
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>”Green Hornet?”
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>The girls look at each other then back to you.
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>”Cool!”
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>They all say together.
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>Good thing they’re stupid.
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>Before you know it you’re at Sweet Apple Acers.
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>”So we’ll be having our tea party over by the club house.”
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>”Then we can all try to get our cutie marks together. Won’t that be fun?”
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“Oh yeah, sounds fucking amazing to me.”
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>They all stop walking and stare at you.
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>”What did you say?”
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>Apple Bloom asks.
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“I said it sounds fucking amazing.”
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>”I ain’t never heard that sayin’ before. What’s it mean?”
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>You roll your eyes.
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“It means, it’s the greatest thing ever.”
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>You say sarcastically.
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>”That’s… that’s fuckin’ amazin’!”
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>Apple Bloom shouts.
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>”Yeah, I can’t wait to tell Rarity about it. It’ll be fucking amazing!”
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>Sweetie Belle chimes.
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>”I wish I had a family to tell.”
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>Scootaloo sighs dejectedly.
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>You all continue to the clubhouse and see Applejack working in the field.
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>”Hey girls! Oh looks like you have a new friend, haven’t seen you round here before.”
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>Apple horse greets.
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>”She’s a friend of Twilight’s.”
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>Sweetie states.
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>”Yeah, we’re going to have a tea party.”
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>Scoots adds.
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>”That right? Well maybe I’ll stop by later after I’m done with mah chores and give you girls some apple treats for the party.”
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>”That’d be fuckin’ amazin’! Thanks sis!”
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>Apple hick stops cold in her tracks.
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>”What’d you just say?”
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>”Ah said that’d be fuckin’ amazin’!”
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>Oh shit… looks like you’re about to get ratted out.
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>pokerface.jpg
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>”Where’d y’all hear that from?”
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>”From Green Hornet here.”
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>Sweetie says pointing at you.
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>”That true sugar cube?”
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“Uh, yeah…”
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>”Now girls, Ah want y’all to know that what you just said is a bad word.”
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>”You mean ‘Amazing’?”
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>Sweetie asks.
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>You roll your eyes.
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>Poor stupid Sweetie Belle.
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“She means ‘Fucking’.”
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>Apple Horse’s eyes widen again.
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>”Yes, that! Landsakes, do you know that’s a bad word.”
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“Yeah, and?”
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>Her mouth gapes open in shock.
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>”AND, y’all shouldn’t be saying it.”
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“Aw, shucks.”
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>You mock kick the dirt.
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“Well then ‘Ah’ recon I have to find something new to say since it’s a ‘bad’ word. Would ‘y’all’ mind if I say some things and you can tell me if they’re bad or not?”
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>You say clearly mocking her but since you’re a little filly now, you might just be able to get away with it.
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>She eyes you up a little wary but lets it slide before answering.
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>”Well… okay sugarcube. So long as it isn’t the ‘F’ word.”
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>You grin.
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“That’s okay, I can think of at least 6 other ones I can use. How about shit, piss, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits. Any of those sound like good options?”
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>She has a look on her face like someone just told her apples were put on the endangered species list.
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“Oh wait, motherfucker has the ‘F’ word in it so I guess I can’t say that.”
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>You say putting a hoof onto your forehead a ’la Rarity.
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>”Good gravy girl! Where in Equestria did you hear that filth?”
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“Twilight Sparkle.”
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>You say without breaking a sweat.
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>Fuck her.
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>”Ah clearly doubt that, and I’ll have you know that sort of language is not welcome here. Especially around the other girls.”
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“Not welcome? And what’ll happen if I keep saying stuff like that?”
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>You can see she’s getting frustrated now.
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>”If’n you keep up with that kinda talk, y’all’ll get a paddlin’.”
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>The other girls gasp.
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“Yeah right.”
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>”Try me.”
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>She looks squarely at you, her face is dead serious.
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>Alright, looks like this is a battle of wills.
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>Part of you thinks you should quit while you’re ahead.
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>Probably be for the best anyway.
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>Not like you have anything to prove here anyway.
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“Whatever. Come on girls, let’s get out of here.”
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>You turn and start to walk away.
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>”That’s what Ah thought. Now you go and have fun at your tea party little filly and keep that mouth of yours clean like a good girl.”
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>You stop walking after hearing her.
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>What the fuck did she just say to you?
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>Normally you wouldn’t care, but goddamn she is just pushing your fucking buttons right now.
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>You turn your head and see a smug look on her face.
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“Eat a dick.”
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>Without even thinking you respond to her quip.
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>You start to walk away again but don’t get very far as a hoof steps on your tail preventing your advance.
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>You turn your head and see Applejack looking down at you.
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>”Apple Bloom… get ma paddle.”
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