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>Be cuddling with Lyra
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>It takes all the willpower you have to keep your eyes open
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>But you know her tricks
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>As soon as you let your guard down she's going to snatch your pantry right up
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>Well you're not falling for it this time
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>No matter how warm the fire is
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>No matter how soft her coat is
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>No matter how gentle her breathing is
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>But then this mare, this wily mare
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>She looks at you with her big golden eyes, and the mischievous smile of hers
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>She starts to sing a lullaby
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>It's soft and sweet and lovely
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>That's not fair!
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>Man was not made to resist such temptation
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>You black out in pure bliss
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>You wake up, the most relaxed you've ever been, but also really hungry
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>You make your way to the kitchen
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>Not one single oat left
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>Not even any wheat or barley
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>Not a single grain
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>That absolute shid
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