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>"Asking for a little filly for Horsemas."
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>"And you even opened her up... before Nightmare Night."
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>"You sure are naughty huh?"
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>"Gee whilikers Anon, well what did you think would happen?" ending with big smile giggling into her hooves.
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>Mulling the situation over, you never paid much attention to superstitions
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>Maybe you should have?
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>Whatever you thought was going to happen, sure didn't.
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>You've been swapping back and forth between talking to yourself in and out of your head, even though you don't have the luxury of privacy right now.
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>Since you're Anonymous and now you're currently having a chat with a possessed My Little Pony in your kitchen on the night of Halloween's Eve.
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>At least that's what she /says/ she is... but of course you're not so easily convinced she's not just trying to play a game with you.
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>Kinda crazy how the horse holidays all line up with ours, or do they? You'll have to ask her later.
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>Can't deny that there is a kind of living, moving, and talking pony that was in your living room, now sitting on your kitchen table as you rummage through your fridge.
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>You didn't have her a few days ago, and when you did pull her out of the box she wasn't this active before.
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>Didn't really seem like anything was out of the ordinary, wasn't moving at all, and sure wasn't as chatty.
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>Just like a normal stuffed animal.
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>Yup that's how it was before, everything normal.
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>Back to the present pink elephant in the room, even though she was neither pink nor an elephant.
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>You pictured that image in your head for a second and chuckle to yourself while she swung her legs back and forth offering moral support from behind, aww how nice.
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>"But you should get something extra special, like a big dessert"
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"Maybe you're right GG."
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>"Finally..." it sounded like she was relieved letting off some air.
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>You looked over everything indecisively before giving up and going for something sweeter, plunging your hand into the freezer blasting with cold air before.
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>That's what you wanted, but right now you just want to shove some garbage down and chill out.
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>Chill... hmm
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>A late night snack sounds good.
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"Yeah, that's the ticket."
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>"And don't feel too bad about it, I mean it IS called /Devil's/ Night..." her sweet voice trailed off.
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>You instinctively move to grab two bowls out of the cabinet before she stops you.
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>"Oh no... You really outdid yourself sooo, why don't you take all of it?"
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"Really, all of it? You don't want any?"
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>Shaking her head "It's no trouble at all, I think you really deserve it Anon"
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>She sits up and lightly trots over to the edge of the table motioning you over "Now you sit down and enjoy.
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>"Maybe anypony else would have known better, but it's not your fault"
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>"You're just one of those greenfigs Anon, it's OK you were just born this way!"
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>Greenfigs... wonder what that is? You'll have to get some later.
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>"But now that I'm here we can get things started back on track and fix that!" raising her hoof up in the air in victory
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"Hmfr, get what started?" you talk with half your mouth full of the frozen treat.
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>Before her hoof fell flat down again. "Don't... you know?"
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>"Hello, Petshop Cemetery curses ringing any bells?"
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>You spoon some more ice cream into your mouth and ponder for a moment.
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>Ponder how delicious it is that is.
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"Nah not much of a Goosebumps kind of guy, besides... don't you need to be a pet for that?"
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>"Huh Goosebumps? What's that got to do with anything?"
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"Oh, some book series really good sh-"
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"..."
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>"Good.. what?"
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>No. You won't cross that line.
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>You stopped yourself from cursing in-front of
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>Even for one that had her reputation
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"Good stuff I've heard."
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>"Are you suuure that's what you meant?"
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"Yup"
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>You nodded to yourself with your hands on your hips.
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>Wildly off-colored Cozy Glow frowned, looked like she was upset
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>You'll have to do something about that.
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>Not-So-Cozy-Cozy sat down on her haunches questioning you
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>"Umm really? Flesh eating rotten corpses, the undead, do I really need to keep going?"
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>She pressed on tracing out of the air an imaginary square with her hooves.
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>"You know the Big Black Book... WitchponyCraft, the voodoo-hoodoo?"
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>"I know you grownups are supposed know this kind of scary stuff and you're just testing me, but you can stop pretending now!"
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>You listen and nod as she lists off generic horror tropes in the background, everything you've heard of and probably some stuff you haven't.
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"That's quite the list you're building."
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"All scary stuff, but do you know what's even scarier?"
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"..."
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>"..."
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>The silence must be deafening. So you take that as your invitation, getting up close to the filly.
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>Your presence absolutely dwarfs her.
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>Putting your hands on her soft shoulders... pull yourself in close and... you whisper into her tiny ear.
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"There might be a spooky skeleton inside you right now... !"
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>You pull back and note the expression of shock was burned into your mind, just like a photo flash going off.
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>Conveniently timed lightning illuminating the room sure was helpful.
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>Patting yourself on the back, these kind of things only present themselves once a year, you gotta save your ammo for when the big guns come out.
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>You've been saving it for while, but you won't tell her that.
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>"Skeletons..." she deadpanned and repeats again while you went back to devouring "Skeletons."
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"SPOOKY SKELETONS"
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>You corrected as lightning boomed with thunder shaking the walls.
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"You really gotta use a doominous tone, it's like ominous except more DOOM."
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>"Umm, are you feeling OK?"
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"Don't worry I can teach you."
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>You nod sure of yourself while she ignores your idea thoroughly confused
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>"Do I look like I have a skeleton, did it feel like bones when yo-"
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"'-hugged me'?" pointing your spoon at her with a grin.
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>"Hey, don't interrupt me!"
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>Despite jumping at you for cutting in line, it looks like she had a little trouble getting the words out after you derailed her.
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>"..."
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"Well?"
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>Shaking her head "...picked me up. I was going to say pick me up before you jumped in."
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"Just helping out"
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>"Are you sure Greenfigs don't just like to put things in little filly's mouths?"
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>You do know one thing that you wanna put in a mouth, staring back at your tub.
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>Formerly tub, now half-empty tub.
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>How things change, you'll weep for your loss.
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>The frozen goodness helped getting back on track.
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"Anywhy ahn dnt thnk we hffd ny pnny pets, so can't be Pet Cmrtrry"
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"Want some?"
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>you shake the container lightly enticing her.
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"It's rocky-road"
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>She looks down at your spoon with her brow creased.
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>It's clear that you're not really listening or taking this serious to her.
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>Something else was on your mind.
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>Like this fucking great ice cream, you gotta hand it to her for this idea.
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>You can't teach an old dog new tricks.
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"No?"
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>"This is serious business Anon!"
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"Oh really what kind of serious?"
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>"What do all of those things have in common?"
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>"It's all EVIL stuff Anon!"
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>She pats her chest in emphasis with her hooves. "It's what I've been trying to tell you, I'm Evil with a capital E.!"
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>You've been playing this pony's game for a while but this is too much.
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>You burst out laughing.
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"Sorry, sorry! I know you want me to play my part but I can't take it"
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"Trying to sell me on the idea that you're some great terror, but you couldn't even get up on the table yourself."
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"Don't you think you're just the teeeeeniest bit overestimating yourself?"
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>If plushies could blush out of embarrassment her face would be a burning red right about now.
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>Instead the light bluish-teal kind of color filly mumbled something to herself
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>"Well maybe if you didn't ruin everything.."
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>You notice that she was getting down in the dumps.
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>Not this time.
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>Springing into action and gasping dramatically, you set the tub down fast and hard.
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>Sure enough to make her jump before you came rushing over.
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"Golly Gee! We've got an emergency!" shaking her in panic
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"Nurse! Nurse!"
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>You change voices like a seasoned pro
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"Yes Doctor!"
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"What's the condition?"
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"I'm afraid it's a serious case of Scrunch-face-itus"
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>Then put on your best solemn face grimacing with your teeth turning away.
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"It-it's... chronic, unless we get it treated right away thing's can take a turn for the worse."
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"What can we do Doctor, is there anything that can save her?"
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"Don't worry! I've seen this in the field countless times, it's taken my whole career, a lifetime of research but thankfully we have the cure."
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>"Are you schizo? Why are you talking to your se-hey!"
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>You sweep her off her hooves with your hands tucked under her barrel.
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"It's upsies!"
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>"Hey! What do you think you're doing?"
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"Miss Glow, please I'm a professional let me do my work."
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"Upsies!"
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>"Quit it!"
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"No can do. Until that frown is upside down we can't discharge you."
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"Upsies!"
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>Lightly tossing her body up and catching her, each time a little higher
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"Upsies!"
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>She reached a high point in the air time enough for her wings to unfurl
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>Flap, flap, flap, and now falling.
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>But with enough force, you can kind of a floaty feeling.
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>One more time, with gusto
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"Upsies!"
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>Bingo.
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>That must be what she was going through right now, judging from the surprise.
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>Even if was fruitless and she couldn't actually fly, for a glimmer of a moment she looked like it.
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>Her defenses were down
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>You caught her into a little cradle and go for the critical hit.
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>A boop right in the nose!
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"And hay is for horses little lady"
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>Without a word more you stood up from the table with your arm hooked under her barrel and head off with your pocket-sized pony in tow.
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>It was time to go punch down on some encrusted keys after firing up your PC.
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>"Put me down! I can move on my own!"
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"Cozy Girl, I've only known you for less than a day but if I know my Golly like I know my Golly she'd follow around like a puppy."
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>"Hey! I'm not a puppy, I'm a pony!" she protested proudly, plushy or not.
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"I know, but I'd leave you alone in the kitchen, be sitting in my chair... then hear the pitter patter of little hooves..."
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"You come in."
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"Then the trap would be sprung"
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"And like a villain, I'd make a fancy scene out of it"
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>She hung silently before you swung her up over your shoulder for a nice perch.
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"Figure that since since we're all being upfront about our feelings and everything I'd just cut straight to the chase."
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>That was enough to get a little quip out of her "You? You're a villain?" *Snrk*
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"Psh oh yes, stick around kid and we'll have some fun tomorrow night."
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>You wink a super cheesy and obvious wink.
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>It could only be cheesier if you narrated it out-loud.
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"Count on it"
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>"Well, I'll guess I can think about it.." Tapping her chin while a tiny smile blossomed while the little gears began to work in her little head.
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>"You so sure make it sound good, and I could give you some tips on your villainy."
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"That's the spirit!"
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>The night inches on.
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>Despite your earlier bonding and proposition for future funtimes, Miss Glow had chosen to sit down on your night table to the side.
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>Once you sat down the filly had struggled and squirmed right out of your hands, keeping her distance and guard up while you shitposted away.
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>You know what's going on, she was just far enough away to be out of arms length.
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>But now with a groan it seems like your newest patient couldn't really decide on what kind of treatment she wanted.
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>"Anon you've been at this for so long, what are you doing and why can't I see?"
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>You know better than to let impressionable young minds get corrupted by the deepdarkest web.
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>You glanced over seeing her her hooves buried into her muzzle.
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>But more importantly, has it really been that that long?
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>You swing your chair back to face her.
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>You just smile with your hands on your knees leaning forward.
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"Has it really been that long...?"
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>"Yes, it's been a really long-"
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>Your brain had tuned out her complaining fading away into happy thoughts as your dimples creeped up, ready to spring
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"Since..."
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>"Since..."
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"I haven't given you some upsies!?"
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>Really caught her off guard with that one, you watched her stumbled back on her hooves in shock a step or two
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>Hooves went up defensively "W-Wait hold on mister!"
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>You reached for her but it was too late, the best you could do was call her as she tumbled over the edge.
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"G.G. NO!"
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>There was a painful pause, you are almost scared to go see.
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>A moment later a ruffled mane peeked out from behind the wooden corner to your relief
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"Oof. You okay girl? That was quite a spill."
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>"Uohhh" The only response was a dizzy one.
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>You cursed yourself for being to slow.
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>And damn gravity for existing.
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>Sure it's useful most of the time...
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>But in the ONE moment that it could hurt your Golly, it shouldn't have.
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>"Uhhgh no thanks"
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"..."
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"No... upsies?"
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>Weighing your options here as she nodded. "No... upsies... No more upsies..."
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>Seems like something was making her a little nauseous, cringing holding back a gag.
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>But that doesn't sound right.
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>For the first time you had a frown on
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>She must still be dizzy, and not thinking right.
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>You stood up slow and make your way over to lift her up out of her daze before you froze in place.
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"HHHHG"
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"Hold that thought, Golly!"
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>Your hands went straight for your head and gripped it your temples, keeling over
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"UAAAAAAGHH!"
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>"Oh golly what's happening now??"
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"It's TERRIBLE GOLLY"
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>You're now crawling on the ground towards her with one hand cupped around your prized icecream.
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"The dreaded... BRAIN FREEEZE"
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>"Well stop eating it, what's wrong with you?!"
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>You couldn't bare parting with your sweet treat anymore than you can part with your bittersweet Golly.
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>You managed to muster up a silver hedgehog quote, appropriate for the situation.
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"It's no use!"
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"There's only one thing you can do for BRAIN FREEZE before it takes over.."
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>"Well what is it? Hurry up Anon, and tell me I didn't mean for this to happen"
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"It's company!"
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>Her mouth opens to comment, but you slipped a big spoonful right into her mouth before she got even one more syllable out.
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>Scrunch
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>Well she did react, almost instantly too, but that's not the kind you hoped for.
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"Nothing?"
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>She won't reply just keeps on scrunching and turned away, it looks like the disease was getting worse for your poor Golly girl.
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>She might have a case of the Tsunderes
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>You sigh defeated for the moment.
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"Yeah, maybe rocky road isn't your thing..."
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>You had taken a break from furiously typing away for who knows how long, and abruptly stopped with an explosive end.
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"Aha! I got it!"
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>You had sat the girl down off to the side, and while still in dazed your outburst caused her to jerk up.
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>Snapping your fingers, finally an epiphany had hit you!
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"Definitely a mint fan, might even say..."
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>You rub your stubble with a sly smile.
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"A minty one."
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"You wanted to know right? What I was up to."
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>That got her to perk up a bit more attentive, but skeptical
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>Who ever said you can't get horse to drink after being lead to water never met any ponies.
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"Are you sure?"
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"You know what they say right, curiosity killed the cat"
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>"Well I'm not your pet puppy." recalling your earlier comparison "And I'm not a kitty with only nine lives either" "I'm a pony, so it'll be okay!"
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>You nod your head sideways
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"Almost right, you look more like..."
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>Studying the smol pegasus and giving her a once over, you narrated your thoughts out-loud.
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"-A filly!"
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>You boop her nose and watch her head spring back into place.
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"The cuyutest filly in the whole world."
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"Cute fwuffy wings"
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"Cute wittle bow"
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"Cute big bwight eyes"
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"Cu-"
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>"-Would you q-quit saying that word before everything, and quit saying stuff like you're talking to a baby"
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"Hmm? what word"
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>"You. know. what. word. Gee I mean I know how I look but-"
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>Her daze now fully shaken off, what returned back was the full-form pout-attack.
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>Now it was at double power with the extra blow to your heart she has turned away, the dreaded cold-shoulder might come next unless you do something about it NOW.
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>Thankfully you had planned ahead a full five minutes for that crisis to be avoided, wew
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"/Do/ you know how you look?"
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>The little pony looks over her tiny shoulder with morbid curiosity and squeaky voice "Uhh... what do you mean?"
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>You tilted the screen toward her and leaned back into your chair so she can soak it all in.
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>It's hard to tell with all the wrestling facial movement of expressions she went through, but you guess it ends for her in confusion.
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>On the screen you had typed in one of your frequently overused URLs and pulled up a pony, of course what else?
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>But not just any pony... the bringer of socks.
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"Minty Glow."
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>Her ears snapped back in an instant and her heart fell on the floor, mouth agape.
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>The Scrunch™ now taken over by a deep frown etched into her plush snout.
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"I think it's a it's a pretty sweet name"
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>"No sirree, no how, that's not me."
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"Why not? Minty had a lot of fans and she was one of the big waifus back in the day."
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>She scoffs and recoils "But that IS the problem!"
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>"Gee whizz Anon, a-are you blind?"
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>Aww how cute, she just needs to warm up to filling a bigpony's horseshoes... must be super shy
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>A hoof slaps her soft haunches in an effort to gain your attention "Look!"
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"Your... but?"
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>Her eyes dart to the side "No, no! Not that, what's on it dummy."
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"Oh! your cutiemark of course, what about it?"
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>"You don't see anything you know... weird about it, like it's-?"
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"You want me to get a closer look at a filly's stuffed plot?"
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>Flustered puffed up cheeks, she shoves your face away with tiny-plushy-power "Golly, will you stop saying stuff like that! I'm right here!"
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>You laugh it off but scratch your neck, it looked a little off but nothing too serious. Just the neck of the rook was a little thinner than usual, making it look more like a blunt fork.
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"Sorry Gee, never paid much attention to fillybutt."
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>Sighing "Gee whilikers Anon, don't you know anything? would you look at me?"
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"OK, OK, let me put on my thinking cap..."
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>You mime an invisible hat onto your head and pick up the filly, arms under her hooves.
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>For once Cute Cozy doesn't protest or say anything, just waiting for your brain cells to finally clock in for work.
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>You think hard giving the little filly a once over, and cross referencing everything everything in your head while you stare into space.
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>The suspense was murder for both of you, what will Anon come up with?
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>You finally come to the climax at long last.
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>Of course! It's the only thing that makes sense it had been staring you right in the face all this time.
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>You gently bring her in close,
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>So close...
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>Almost booping noses close!
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"You are..."
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>Seeing her blue eyes staring back at you, it's clear now.
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"...adorable."
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>The light of hope fully extinguished that You could muster more than one train of thought as you swung her back at full arms length.
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>She lost the staring contest you didn't know you were having until this very minute with several blinks.
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>A loss for words with that brain-shock.
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"A bright redhead with a blue colored dress? That sounds like Raggedy Ann, a pure classic everyone loved, and you said you weren't tailor made for cuddle sessions."
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>"And where did you got that from?"
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"All thanks to my thinking cap!"
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>"And what was with your face? Sticking your tongue out at a vulnerable filly... Golly, I thought you were going to do something else with it!"
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"Secret technique, helps you think" you winked.
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>"Well... You didn't even put anything on, you just faked it."
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"Hey just because you can't see something doesn't mean it's not there"
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>She didn't have a retort for that, finally clamming up while you beamed and the implication shock-wave caused her nose to crinkle up hard,
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>But she still finally fought back your point with pouty denial "Well I'm not."
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"OK I'll admit the difference IS quite striking..."
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>You leaned on your elbow and stretched out your hand.
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"I would have thought such a cutie would love to get complimented."
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>She tore her eyes away from the monitor, that iconic green horse still burned into her
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>"C-come on mister, a bright red? You need to get your eyes checked. My coats' all mangy, and dirty, and dull."
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>"And my mane's ragged and not that colorful so I cant look anything like Raggedy Anne, o-or that green mare" she quickly added at the end
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