HK's Table of Stories [Index]

HK's Table of Stories

A master list of all the horse stories I've written over the years.

In Progress

Fury of the Storm

Feb 2 2024 - ongoing
Anon takes revenge on the world with his dark armies and a new evil apprentice. And has a great time doing it.
The direct sequel to Rider on the Storm.
Currently in progress.

• Fimfiction
• FoalFetch Archive (as of Feb 17 2024)

Upcoming

Thaumaturgy With Anon: Scholar Of The First Sin

unreleased
Anon finds an ancient book on magic for the magicless, and decides to read it. What could go wrong?
A complete remake of ThaumAnon from the ground up, aiming to retain the overall direction and spirit of the original. Whether I'll succeed is a different matter!
Almost entirely planned out and with some initial progress in writing, but stonewalled by a bad case of writer's block. My muse must be on his period or something.
Planned to release primarily on Fimfiction, and with both prose and greentext versions on Ponepaste, with the latter posted to /aie/. Or the second coming of Magicless Anon. You never know sometimes!

Complete & Unfinished

Boop Eternal

Aug 5 2023
Anon's unquenchable thirst for snoots to boop brings him before Princess Celestia herself.
A random one-shot written in a few hours.
Complete.

• Fimfiction
• FoalFetch Archive

Hurricane A-Non

Nov 2 2023
Silverstream recounts her experience escaping from Anonymous during the attack on Mt. Aris.
A short little story set after the events of Rider on the Storm.
Complete, written as a one-shot. Intended as a Halloween special at first, but didn't make the timeframe. Oh, well!

• Fimfiction
• FoalFetch Archive

Rider on the Storm

May 19 2022 - Jun 10 2023
Anon causes mayhem all across the world as one of the Storm King's commanders. And has a great time doing it.
Complete. Downloadable complete edition available that contains bonus content explained here.

• Fimfiction
• FoalFetch Archive
• Complete Edition Download
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Unnamed Zecora Thing (NSFW)

Feb 6 2023
A quick and dirty one-shot of some sweet Anon-on-Zecora lovin'.
Written in a few hours for Aftercase's PasteJam competition; the other entries can be found here.

• PonePaste

Of Rebels And Ravishment (NSFW)

Jul 26 2022 - Aug 2 2022
Anonymous, King Sombra's executor, captures Zecora after her long rebellion against him. She expects to be enslaved, but not in the way that Anon has in mind for her...
Originally written for the mind control threads.
Complete, was written as a two-shot. Second half proofread by Ebonyglow.

• PonePaste

Unnamed Glimmer Thing

Jan 16 2022 - Apr 2 2022
Starlight Glimmer, disowned by her friends and thrown to the streets, is taken in by a figure from her past she never expected to see again.
Originally written for a random prompt thread featuring a homeless Glimmy.
Incomplete, my files have not been edited since July of 2022. I've forgotten most of my direction for this, and I'm not really sure what I'll do with it should I come back to it.

• PonePaste

Crystal Conquest (NSFW)

Oct 20 2021
Anonymous gets sent to an alternate timeline where Sombra returned. He conquers the world with his harem of crystal mares, under the banner of the almighty HMD.
Originally written for the short-lived Crystal Mares General (/cmg/). Gone too soon.
Complete, was written as a one-shot.

• PonePaste

Thaumaturgy With Anon

Mar 17 2017 - Sep 9 2019
Anonymous finds an ancient book on Thaumaturgy - magic for the magicless - and decides to give it a try.
Originally written for the Magicless Anon threads of 2016-2018. The first story I ever wrote, and remains the largest and most popular.
Incomplete, my files have not been edited since 2019. I'll probably return to it at some point, but assume I'm working on Valve time for it.

Chance of Flurries

Feb 27 2019 - Aug 11 2019
Anonymous, bratty prince of a faraway human empire, fights with Flurry Heart, bratty princess of the Crystal Empire.
Originally written as an /mlpol/ exclusive story.
Incomplete, my files have not been edited since 2019. I'd like to revisit this sometime later, but my other horseword projects take precedence right now.

• PonePaste
• Ponebin
• Pastebin (1,708 views)

Doc, I Got The Bug... (NSFW)

Aug 9 2018
Anonymous recounts the tale of how he met his wife Chrysalis, including all the details on the crazy bug sex jailbreak.
Originally written for the /mlpol/ porn thread. Remains my favourite one-shot to date.
Complete, written as a one-shot.

• PonePaste
• Ponebin
• Pastebin (525 views)

God of Succ (NSFW)

Jun 5 2018
Anon, a master of the art of the succ, climbs to the top of the Equestrian ladder the only way he knows how.
Originally written for /mlpol/ completely out of nowhere.
Complete.

• PonePaste
• Ponebin
• Pastebin (770 views)

Study Group (NSFW)

May 25 2018
Sunset Shimmer, Celestia's star pupil, is forced to partner up with Anonymous, a transfer student from far away. They find a way to settle their differences.
Originally written for the /mlpol/ porn thread.
Complete, written as a one-shot.

• PonePaste
• Ponebin
• Pastebin (661 views)

A Stormy Ride (NSFW)

Apr 8 2018 - Apr 25 2018
Anonymous, a commander of the Storm King's army, really gets on commander Tempest Shadow's nerves. He really gets onto her.
Originally written for the /mlpol/ porn thread.
Complete, written as two one-shots back to back.

• PonePaste
• Ponebin
• Pastebin (723 views)

You Complete Me (EqG)

Feb 10 2018
Anonymous, supervillain extraordinaire, makes Canterlot City his new home turf.
Originally written for /sup/, but was cancelled almost immediately after on account of me overextending my writefag output.
Incomplete, will likely never be finished.

• PonePaste
• Ponebin
• Pastebin (432 views)

The Pink In Pinko (NSFW)

Feb 7 2018
Anonymous is locked up in Our Town by Starlight Glimmer, who tries and fails to convert him. He converts her by way of dicking the communism out of her.
Originally written for the /mlpol/ porn thread. My first smut story, and remains my second favourite.
Complete, written as a one-shot.

• PonePaste
• Ponebin
• Pastebin (695 views)

A Thrilling Nightmare Night

Oct 31 2017
Anon and the Cutie Mark Crusaders spook Princess Luna with nothing less than the funk of 40,000 years.
Written for 2017's halloween thread.
Complete, written as a one-shot. Contains gratuitous Thriller lyrics.

• PonePaste
• Ponebin
• Pastebin (556 views)

Other Links

Pastebin Account (unused)
Ponebin Archive
Fimfiction Account
Official Discord Server
Actual Discord Handle: @hkfortyseven9939 - Currently on a trial basis and very selective, see related post
XMPP: hk47@xmpp.is
Matrix - Currently experiencing issues, may move servers soon
Old Matrix - Unusable thanks to chomos
Email (No GPG, that's too much autism for my threat model)