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Winter Rap Up

By Guest
Created: 2022-02-20 01:24:02
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  1.  
  2. (RD)
  3. Yo! It's the real R.D.,
  4. Bringin' it back from the street, off the beat
  5. Bringin' heat, meltin' sheets of snowfall and sleet.
  6. Don't need to check a watch to tell the time,
  7. 'Cause we know what's hot that's on ya mind.
  8. So sit back while we yammer.
  9. Iron gets heated, bring down the hammer.
  10. It's goin' down, gettin' down, got a whole lot of that rhythm goin' round, get that sound, we intend to
  11.  
  12. (chorus)
  13. Rap this winter up! (x4)
  14.  
  15. (TS)
  16. Squashes, squashes, squashes, squashes, squashes
  17. Not the soup from your crotches
  18. Carnival, turban, delicata and banana type
  19. So many unknown kinds, mess with your fuckin' mind
  20. Who the hell wants to buy any kind of squash other than, the acorns, the butternut and pumpkins?
  21. With their sturdy skins, hard to cut them in,
  22. They should all be banned, these fruits are not your friends.
  23.  
  24. So I'm not joshin', winter squashes,
  25. better watch' em, take 'em down a notch, 'cause I'll botch 'em
  26. They keep forever but I really don't know whether that's a blessin' or it's really just a curse 'cause after every winter
  27. Quarter, I really just mourn the, sort of performance, that squash places on us, yeah, you
  28. Slice 'em, roast 'em, puree them in a stew,
  29. When you're stuck with squashes there ain't really much to do.
  30.  
  31. Though some think other ways, I don't think it's hard to say
  32. That every single motherfuckin' squash does taste the fuckin' same
  33. Maybe a consequence, so that's what happens when,
  34. you stuck in eatin' em up every fuckin' day, and I say
  35.  
  36. (chorus)
  37. Rap this winter up! (x4)
  38.  
  39. (RD)
  40. Now repeat after me!
  41. Curling is not a real sport!
  42. Curling is not a real sport!
  43. Curling is not a real sport!
  44. And if you disagree, you might just be a few eggs short
  45. But I really just don't know / what you expect
  46. If all you've got to work with's a ski set,
  47. Yeah, it's time to go / and maybe take a rest
  48. and give the winter sports a reset.
  49.  
  50. The skiiers all bragged, that I could watch a mare fly,
  51. But like a radio ad, you've got limits on your air-time
  52. Flyin' laps 'round your ass, soaring way up in the clear sky,
  53. Cut the crap, it's a fad, 'cause you mares can't even compare I'm,
  54. Not their kind, I fly very high,
  55. I'm seein' tubers in the ground they don't like scary heights,
  56.  
  57. You buy air by the second, like that's so impressive,
  58. if you ever press 'em, then they get to fessin'
  59. that they're dressed in snow that's wettin',
  60. these foals they messin' with, testin' it, 'cept that I'm no foal who's fresh in it, so they'll just have to take a fuckin' lesson
  61. I am the best of the best, I don't need your acceptance, I am better than rest so just keep your neck in, I'm Joe fuckin' Pesc'in, this court is in session, here just you listen
  62. (Everything that guy just said is bullshit.)
  63.  
  64. The sports are lamer when the sun is tamer
  65. Skier, or sleigher? They all work the same, but
  66. I don't need to lie, I'm floatin' like a butterfly
  67. But takin' ya twice as high
  68. (Now read the fucking rainbow.)
  69.  
  70. (chorus)
  71. Rap this winter up! (x4)
  72.  
  73. (AJ)
  74. Rappin' up winter, 'cause winter needs to back up
  75. Shovelin' into, the snow I don't like that stuff
  76. It's fun for all the foals, with their snowballin' plans but
  77. it's blockin' up the roads, more tedious than fun
  78. Walkin' down the street in your heavy duty boots
  79. Keepin' all the frost from stickin' to your hooves,
  80. And if you hear a shuffle, you're already feelin' dread
  81. Bam, icicle to the back of your head
  82.  
  83. Hear that, that's the sound of my whole day gone
  84. 'Cause a roofing on a house just done caved on
  85. Somepony's head and now I got to
  86. head down with Mac, it's all impromptu
  87. And not to say nothin' 'bout the crops,
  88. 'cause with all this snow, the farm has mothafuckin' stopped,
  89. It's all frozen, don't you know it's
  90. hard to grow in, ten C below and
  91. I been movin' so much snow,
  92. you think I'm rollin' in the dough
  93.  
  94. Burstin' pipes 'cause someone closed the faucet
  95. Frostbit crops don't tend to turn a profit
  96. So if I just may step up and say somethin'
  97. Good riddance to the winter
  98.  
  99. (chorus)
  100. Rap this winter up! (x8)

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