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(RD)
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Yo! It's the real R.D.,
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Bringin' it back from the street, off the beat
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Bringin' heat, meltin' sheets of snowfall and sleet.
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Don't need to check a watch to tell the time,
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'Cause we know what's hot that's on ya mind.
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So sit back while we yammer.
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Iron gets heated, bring down the hammer.
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It's goin' down, gettin' down, got a whole lot of that rhythm goin' round, get that sound, we intend to
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(chorus)
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Rap this winter up! (x4)
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(TS)
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Squashes, squashes, squashes, squashes, squashes
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Not the soup from your crotches
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Carnival, turban, delicata and banana type
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So many unknown kinds, mess with your fuckin' mind
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Who the hell wants to buy any kind of squash other than, the acorns, the butternut and pumpkins?
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With their sturdy skins, hard to cut them in,
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They should all be banned, these fruits are not your friends.
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So I'm not joshin', winter squashes,
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better watch' em, take 'em down a notch, 'cause I'll botch 'em
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They keep forever but I really don't know whether that's a blessin' or it's really just a curse 'cause after every winter
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Quarter, I really just mourn the, sort of performance, that squash places on us, yeah, you
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Slice 'em, roast 'em, puree them in a stew,
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When you're stuck with squashes there ain't really much to do.
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Though some think other ways, I don't think it's hard to say
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That every single motherfuckin' squash does taste the fuckin' same
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Maybe a consequence, so that's what happens when,
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you stuck in eatin' em up every fuckin' day, and I say
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(chorus)
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Rap this winter up! (x4)
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(RD)
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Now repeat after me!
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Curling is not a real sport!
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Curling is not a real sport!
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Curling is not a real sport!
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And if you disagree, you might just be a few eggs short
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But I really just don't know / what you expect
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If all you've got to work with's a ski set,
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Yeah, it's time to go / and maybe take a rest
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and give the winter sports a reset.
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The skiiers all bragged, that I could watch a mare fly,
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But like a radio ad, you've got limits on your air-time
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Flyin' laps 'round your ass, soaring way up in the clear sky,
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Cut the crap, it's a fad, 'cause you mares can't even compare I'm,
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Not their kind, I fly very high,
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I'm seein' tubers in the ground they don't like scary heights,
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You buy air by the second, like that's so impressive,
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if you ever press 'em, then they get to fessin'
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that they're dressed in snow that's wettin',
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these foals they messin' with, testin' it, 'cept that I'm no foal who's fresh in it, so they'll just have to take a fuckin' lesson
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I am the best of the best, I don't need your acceptance, I am better than rest so just keep your neck in, I'm Joe fuckin' Pesc'in, this court is in session, here just you listen
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(Everything that guy just said is bullshit.)
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The sports are lamer when the sun is tamer
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Skier, or sleigher? They all work the same, but
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I don't need to lie, I'm floatin' like a butterfly
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But takin' ya twice as high
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(Now read the fucking rainbow.)
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(chorus)
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Rap this winter up! (x4)
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(AJ)
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Rappin' up winter, 'cause winter needs to back up
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Shovelin' into, the snow I don't like that stuff
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It's fun for all the foals, with their snowballin' plans but
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it's blockin' up the roads, more tedious than fun
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Walkin' down the street in your heavy duty boots
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Keepin' all the frost from stickin' to your hooves,
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And if you hear a shuffle, you're already feelin' dread
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Bam, icicle to the back of your head
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Hear that, that's the sound of my whole day gone
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'Cause a roofing on a house just done caved on
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Somepony's head and now I got to
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head down with Mac, it's all impromptu
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And not to say nothin' 'bout the crops,
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'cause with all this snow, the farm has mothafuckin' stopped,
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It's all frozen, don't you know it's
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hard to grow in, ten C below and
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I been movin' so much snow,
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you think I'm rollin' in the dough
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Burstin' pipes 'cause someone closed the faucet
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Frostbit crops don't tend to turn a profit
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So if I just may step up and say somethin'
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Good riddance to the winter
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(chorus)
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Rap this winter up! (x8)
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